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[challenge entry] reminds me of going to see Liverpool play.


Parked the car round the corner from Anfield and this kid, who must have been only 7-8, comes up to me and says "Can I look after yer car mister?"
me: "no, I think it will be ok"
kid:"is it fire proof?"
me:"Here's £5"
(snowboardrob, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# OI!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# ey ey ey!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# I trust you were an away supporter visiting Anfield?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# or quite possibly a liverpool supporter
seeing as how 90% of them come from down south
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I AGREEEEEEEEE...
...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Similar experience for me.
Went to Anfield to see Charlton playing them a few years back.

Oik: £5 my man.
Me: Nah, the car will be fine.
Oik: No it wont.
Me: Yeah, I have my rottweiler in the back.
Oik: Is he a firefighter?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I'm upset by the implication that they would torch your car with a doggy inside.
You should have clubbed him to death and fed him to the dog, and left a little sign saying
"Are you REALLY sure I've gone to the game?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
Evil peripherals FTFW!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# He needs an implement of reason
viz, a large axe.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
# oh god if your fax and my optical mouse were ever to meet....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)
# percussive maintenance
my tool of choice
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)
#
Go on, be a man and pull its plug out!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)
# When attacked by printer
quickly remove your pyjamas
and all is well.
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Hah!
Get out of that without moving! :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Lovely
but missing something.

Naked squirrels.



Sorry - am I thinking out loud again?
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)
# ahaha!
ees good meestah
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)
# mooooooo!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# You're doing it wron...
..wait! What ARE you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# He's making me ris.
I've filenamed and everything, but my failure to comprehend isn't weakening.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I should flowchart this
Look at image
Look at filename
Look at image again
RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# do things have to make sense?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# twenty five to two
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Oh, yes please
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# If something makes sense, and I can't make sense of it
I feel more of a fool than usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
# I think I can spot what you've done...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# why do I think it's slowly getting faster?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# because every time you look at it you're a little bit older
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# D Fens
(steh30, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Awaits RIS bombardment...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# MOR ONS
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# MORANS, Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# morRISons
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# i planned to take "ris" off of all the logos on my uniform
the week i quit. never did though...
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Oh I thought it was the "STFU MORANS" thing hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# puRISts and pooRISh
*Puts and Pooh

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# puts?
i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# puts(kettleon)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# hahaha.
holy crap, thats a blast from the past isn't it !

showing your age there mate. =D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# I never realised
Dame Hilda was so damned HOT!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
#
^this2
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Sorry?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# It's a magic eye
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Is that like magic E?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Aye
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# E?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Aye
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Kit becomes Kite with me
magic, magic E
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Childhood nostalgia distorted to look like drug references FTW!
*semen staines*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Yay!
I see a CDC
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Nah
It's a schooner.
(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Bugger me
even I've heard of Hinge and Bracket.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Ha!
Still going I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Bracket pegged it
in 2002 bless him...er...her, him her, shim...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# :O
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Ris Cakes!
(webmeister is ready for the pub, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Pink Floyd + the news =

Sorry that it's TOAP but I had to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# it would help if you could read what it says on the left
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
#
For colonial wasters of life and limb
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# is everyone in...?
WOO!

TOAP is not intrinsically a bad thing. It's only when it is just completely crap or a lame cop-out of actually doing something interesting to the picture that it fails. this is neither, and has a hummusy quality to it, and is therefore WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Quite right. Have a toap.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Elegantly illustrates the point
nicely done...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# in and around her mouth
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Why is she feeling her bum?
Who are these people anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# one of them is the president of the world
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Well I never voted for her
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# ..


blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
# We're Doomed!
(Spikey, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# ..


blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# this was and still is one of the best b3ta posts ever
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# most kind
:-)
I wish I could come up with another.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# yeah, all your other stuff is rubbish
/lies blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Thora! Thora! Thora!
is one of my favourites.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# thats ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# I love that
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# wins
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# they don't
like it uppem...
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# some do
or so i've heard
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# apparently fuzzywuzzys don't
though not sure what a fuzzywuzzy is?
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# well...it was a nickname for papua new guenians that helped
the aus army across kakota
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuzzy_wuzzy_angels
ed: just found this chasing up links from that article.
arxiv.org/abs/math.HO/0606300
sad old world.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# a soldier from the sudan
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuzzy_Wuzzy
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Do now :)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuzzy_Wuzzy

i think the term a la Blackhawk down is now "skinnies".
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# are you not?
It's an archaic racialist word for Africans on account of their smashing lively hair.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# how can hair be racialist?
surely it's barnetist...
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# quite
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Ace
Have a *Click* ps We're all doomed...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Hehhe
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Been done?

.
(steh30, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Yis, but differently
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Hehehe
Bindun I'm afraid as Mortal Wombat is a b3tard:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# the only time i have seen a wombat
it was lying on the side of the Hume highway with it's leggies straight up in the air. So yes, very mortal...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# I once held a wombat
She was lovely. Bloody big too. Over in Perth. I asked for her number...but she hasn't called yet.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# I once met a wombat
At the Australia Zoo. It was more intent on eating grass than paying attention to people petting it.
Very soft fur.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Did you administer gentle
or heavy petting?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Memories of Kickstart on Spectrum ZX
(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Spectrum RedZX
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# have a pea
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# the ring is on the wrong hand
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# I wanted people to know it had been shopped
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Ah I see!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Yeah, my friend's Spectrum ZX never worked either
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# FRESH!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Imagespack is a nonsense!
use b3tards


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# God rest Warren's Anus
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# *manhugs*
Y'alreet dude?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Kickstart FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I remember that game!
Was a reet bugger trying to keep the bike at the right angle in mid-flight. Always landed badly.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# google "trials 2.0" and be cheered
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Have a quick one before I get on with my thesis

Original, before you pull the old "shopped pics only please" thing...

“They're still in the game, and they're trying to get back into it.”
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I want to see
Hill and Bruce Forsythe go at it, chin to chin.

Now THAT'S saturday night entertainmnet
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# i was just nosing at your profile
and i have met arthur brown a few times and his world, not very crazy these days...which is somewhat dissapointing.
set fire to our head and you will be far the crazier!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Cor!
Thats rather fab
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# my friend plays in his band.
i was very shocked at how quiet arthur is..i kind of expected him to walkin and proceed to say very loudly "I AM THE GOD OF HELL FIRE".

well that would have been brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# hahaha
absolutely!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# 'ning bloke
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Hey Prof!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# With Bruce Campbell as referee
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Woke up this morning
I had a big chin
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Guess what day it is today
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# 0_o



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# ARGH
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# You nutter!
Woo



(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# fuck yer!!
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# w00t!


COAP (cock on a picture)
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
# ooo the things he could do with that chin!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I await the list.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# someone could grind their clit against it
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# get your mind out of the gutter!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# its clearly what you were thinking
don't even deny it
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# You chin-perv
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# I'm going to say it anyway, because it needs to be said...
Shopped pictures only please.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# 'shopped images only please
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Chin pulling can be fun too . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# somewhat gnopsy face swap



FAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKING CUUUUUUUUUUUNT
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# it's dudley cook and peter more
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# :D
i've got lobsters up my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# pics or gtfo
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# ^ Seams ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# hehehe
Jimmy Hill on the left? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Moore looks so much better with Cook's hair
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS IS FUCKING GENIUS
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Bring me sunshine......etc
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Zimbabwe's new airforce...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Mugabeepbeepbeepbeepbeep
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Oddly...
There does seem to be a lot of UFO stuff in the news these days, and no one seems particularly bothered. Is seeing a UFO a normal thing now?
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Yes, but not in Cardiff...
Didn't those coppers in the helicopter, that got attacked by a UFO, retract their statements?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# "err... yes.... sorry guv'.... turned out Dafydd slipped some LSD in with our ruddy awful beer"
either that or they thought they were in Torchwood
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Are you suggesting
That coppers make up statements
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# mmmm..... satire
sadly bloody accurate
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Well
What right did the have to chase it in the first place? Nothing to do with them, they should be catching chavs, not wasting taxpayers money.
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# What an episode of cops that would've made
"these perps may have been extra-terrestrial but they still got the full force of the law!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Disturbing what that suggests
...a global decline in eyesight.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# hooray for UFO fuckheads
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# your arrival was predicted...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Hitler is a alien!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# nah he's the UN intergalactic peace ambassador
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I like it lots
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# *fears*
Davros has changed a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# ZANU PFft!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# hahaha that is beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# ^ That's very nice..

* Is back for lunch - did you all miss me this morning and did I miss anything funny on this n00bie Tuesday?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# We have a good n00b
down there V somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I saw him... (her)?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I missed you
damn you bending over at the wrong moment.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Ooo...
Should you be putting that up there?

* Spills tea and Jaffa cakes over dick desk


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I shall roast a pea...
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Hate train!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I love rain
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Interceptor . . . on alert !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Crikey! That potato's got eyes...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# i-Tree
and close up...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I love
i-Trees
(Freaky Styley wondered where the nice B3TAns went, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# thought I'd get in early just in case he is
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# My mother would hump the telly if it were.
So let's hope not...

Nicely done though! I hope they keep my Tennant on, like when his daughter sort-of regenerated but stayed the same. I've heard lots of theories...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Doctor Who expert at work reckons Tennant at least in the short term...
something to do with the hand in the jar according to him...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# isn't the hand cap' jack's?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Nope, it's the Doc's hand
cut off by the...Sontarans, was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# two doctors...one from the hand and Mr Tennant :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# *imagines*
*crosses legs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# haha :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Imagines crossed legs
Sobs

Noon Cap'n
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# No, the Sycorax
in the Christmas Invasion.

EDIT: Take me off ignore please?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Wasn't it Sycorax?
Can't wait to see the next episode. And I too hope Tennant's still in it.
He's on my "would go gay for" list...

[Edit] Shucks, too slow.
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# S-somebody
I can't remember- you're probably right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Someone tell captain wow to take me off ignore
or don't, whatever
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Aye.
And Barbarossa says take him off ignore. :p
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# because it's daft to ignore someone for over 14 months
just cos they made mistskes as a newb
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Because he loves you and it's killing him little by little that you're not talking to him?
I don't know. He just told me to tell you. ;)

[Edit] Wait, he says "because it's daft to ignore someone for over 14 months just cos they made mistskes as a newb"
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Well I don't really react well to being 'told' to do things.
And with that, I'm off for a cigarette.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Well ok then...
Enjoy your cig. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# tbh I un-ignored him a week or so back
it's worth doing - he posts good stuff and newbie nsfwness is a thing of the past.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Cheers for trying
Oh well ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Why did you ignore him in the first place?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# barbarossa says dont take him off ignore
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Who's Barbarossa?
I can't see any posts by them


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# on your ignore list to?
or have I misspelled his name...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# You smell of wee
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# y'see
that's why people put you on ignore . . . C];0p


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Hoist by my own petard :'(
Gah!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# better than getting hoist by a retard i guess
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# No, it was tennants from when he first appeared, it got chopped off and grew back
Captain Jack must have recovered it and kept it as an indicator telling him when the doctor was coming back
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# oh yeah, on the spaceship above london
my mistake
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Aye, they keep it in shot during the regen scene apparently.
I've read that he'll split into two docs- one human, one timelord, this closing the whole 'half human but not' thing from the film once and for all.

People are ABOUNDING with shitloads of theories.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Humm yeah they've done bloody well to keep it under wraps.
And I'm going to be in a field in the middle of Lancashire when the ep airs so will miss the great revelation...

Oh well - can't be helped...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# You poor thing
When you get home head straight to the iPlayer, don't go on any other sites. And if anyone tries to tell you about it or discuss it with you stab them in the head with a garden fork.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Yep that's the approach
No newspapers, no telly, no text messages, and yes the garden fork it a top plan.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# haha
my band has a gig at the same time the episode is aired, so we're playing the Dr Who theme tune in recognition
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Good skills!
You're not playing at beatherder are you?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# nope
Stamps Bistro in crosby, liverpool

you can watch the gig live on t'web... but you'd rather be watching Dr Who ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# ref. field in Lancashire above...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# *re-reads*
oh yeah

whats ya doin out there?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# ref. beatherder above...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# apparently he was spotted filming the christmas episode, so unless it's all a MASSIVE cover-up...
my theory is that they're still in a parallel universe
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Yeah, I heard that too.
They'd best keep him on, Moff and DT....oh my. Poifect.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# thats what I've heard
This chap next 'pparently

www.virginmedia.com/images/queer.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I bet he'll be almost as boring as Eccleston.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# woah now!
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Oh come on, Eccleston's got as much charisma as a shit in a bin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# You must have
some charismatic shit-bins
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# huh
i mean, tennant's better, obviously, but i still liked eccleston's down-to-earth, non-charismatic doctor
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Soft Southern shites
can't handle the Northern grittiness of Eccleston. They can't even handle a Scottish Doctor, hence Tennant having to fake it.
(Freaky Styley wondered where the nice B3TAns went, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# 'Scuse me
I'm from Sheffield, I just think he's painfully average.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Hows about this for a charasmatic doctor
that we'll sadly never see



Apparently he was considered back in the day
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# but undoubtedly better than tennant
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# lots of people are saying it's David Morrissey as the other doctor cause of this
www.stephenandfriends.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/wiwy6u.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Isn't he just guesting in the crimbo one?
He's far too busy appearing in shit Hollywood movies to do the job full time
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# who knows now? ;D

if they did have 2 Docs, I doubt it would be for long.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# have they dredged up any of the other bit part timelords yet?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# they're bringing back
some of the old doctors as part of a "40th birthday" thing apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# that would be cool :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Will Tom Baker
appear as a waxwork like he did at the 20th anniversary?
(Freaky Styley wondered where the nice B3TAns went, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# well, tennant is def still in it untill 2009
so i guess we'll see!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Carlyle? Really?
and nice pic...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Robbie Coltrane would be better
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I did hear rumours that they were thinking of having a woman doctor...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Jennifer Saunders name was mentioned
please God NOOOOOO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# that's been kicking around for ages
as far as I'm concerned that show died in season 2 of the new eps. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I think it'd be quite cool if his "daughter" became the new doctor...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# On a similar note
my friend thinks the Beeb will save the daughter until the Doctor's regenerations run out and he's dead for good. Then she'll take over.

Personally, I think they brought in the daughter to do another of those shitty spin-offs, like the Adventures of Sarah-Jane.
(Freaky Styley wondered where the nice B3TAns went, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Hahahaha!
It suits him...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Choose life. Choose a career. Choose your compainions
Choose a fucking bigger on the inside tardis. Choose a sonic screwdriver. Choose Robot dogs, jellybabies, a silly hat and a long scarf. Choose sittin on a spaceship watching mind numbing spirit crushing dalek empires. Choose regeneration at the end of it all, nothing more than an embarrassment to the fucked up producers that ruin the show. Choose your future.

Nice picture *likes*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# He'd be great, but I doubt it
He WILL be in the enxt series of 24 though... that's exciting
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Heheheh!
I think it's a bit of a bluff... but then it could be very clever misdirection... Maybe...

Not a bad choice though.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# haha!
nice..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# RUN, RUNNER!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Wait, there was a TV series?
Did it have Michael York?

And woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Gregory Harrison as Logan
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Guy on the right looks like Commandant Lassard :D
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# BandWogan approaching!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Pat Mustard's been in town
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# manley's boy child?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# That famous hymn =)
'ning Mr O'Fodin =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Long time ago in Bet-Lee-Hem
so dee Holy Bi-ble say . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# hahahahahahaha.
Oh, Pat was wondering if he could put his massive tool in my box.

edit:

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# 'lo miss!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Is it subtitled?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# pat mustard
*googles*
oh that.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# And he grew... grew grew and grew...
..grew up to be...yes he grew up to be...

A teenager called Brian (Blessed).
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# cold dead eyes of a killer
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# that's my cunting son you git
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I'd watch yer back :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Bllody hell.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# ninja cow
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# It made me think "quater of a mile cow"
that would be a long cow.

also, i like this. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I think Durbster did
Horses for 1 mile

EDIT: www.b3ta.com/board/8502455


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# damn the internet!
everythings already bin done :P

(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Silhouette cows! Everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Poor Old Dr.Teeth...


This was a request.. lol. wtf?! yeah, I'm as confused as you..
(previous muppet nonsense)
(I helped save b3ta! noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Hahaha what?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# ning lovely
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# ningles!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# hahaha nice
And much less seamy than mine.
I blame it on trying to photoshop using a laptop trackpad.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Alas for the Electric Mayhem
...only Animal went on to any kind of career

Oop rudeness once more - lovely pickshur.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# He'll make it one day *Hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Stolen hat....
I'm on to you, Jumbo...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# That hat has many uses . . .
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# ...if he doesn't it looks like he'd give a good trunk job.
ed: further to the thread down there VV
there is elephant sex porn on the internet. surprise surprise.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Woosome!
*tips hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# he'll never succeed on broadway
if he hasn't any jews
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Orange jews?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# oyvah zo wacist
joo zink zis is a gas ya?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
you want I should have the jew rage?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# rage on
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# 'ning my favourite of all Jewesses
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Wotcher.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# bedlam incoming!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# it's usually about 30 seconds
between tom logging on to msn and posting on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Oh I see.
To be honest, I'm in a fucking awful mood, I shouldn't be on here. Thing is, it's Tuesday, and it's like fish in a barrel most Tuesdays if I'm pissed off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# *soothes with gentle whale song
owwwooooooooooaaaaaoooooooooaoaoaoooaooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# :D the idea of you doing this
has helped quite a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# oooooooooowowwowoooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarawoooooo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooroaaaaooooooooooooooa
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# i prefer apple
but it'll do ta
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Terry Hogan
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Pfffft
I see what you did there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# hahaha
sexy

Edit: what the hell is this reply doing here?

Sorry for the confusion. I meant the hogan.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# *crosses off christmas list*
Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Well you're sexy too, of course
but that goes without saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# had
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# say your prayers, and eat your vitamins....brother!!
and eat your vitamins....brother!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Yeah! Lay on a smackdown!

...or something.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Terry Wogan is SCIENCE(TM) - I'm sure of it.
I'm not sure what bit, but SCIENCE(TM) nonetheless.

Probably the anti-Stilgoe or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# hahaha :D
ningg
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Ning...
Caewan!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Oh jesus.
SPANGITY SPANG!

(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Haha, nicely
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Not entirely sure why...

Saw this and had to animate it
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# mmmm
ants
(trickyric, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# your link redexes for me
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# hmm
it's working for me - the original is from here, hope that works a bit better.
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Haha I love
this guy's face
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# There's some great pictures there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)

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