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A shitty anagram!

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)

pervert

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)

any tits graham?

is an anagram of 'shitty anagram'

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)

So is Granny shit mat.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)

Mmmmm sucky milky suck suck...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)

Haha! Nice cloning too!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)

This is seriously strange

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)

seriously, dude, strangeness

Dude! Strange... !

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)

Wait. What?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)

eh?

Wait - eh?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)

I'm trippin' balls here, dude.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)

Wait?

Balls?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)

I know dude? Where is this again?

What.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)

what's happening?

... generally

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)

I'd like to say: FLFLFLFLFPAAAAPPAFHGHUUGHGLY.

But I just can't.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)

why don't you try typing it instead?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)

why don't you?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)

Why don't you

Just switch off your tv and go and dod something less boring instead

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)

cunt

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)

~~cunt~~ mindpiss

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)

turn off your TV set and do something less boring instead?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)

winners

the pair of you

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)

Like totally, dude

but dude, it was RAAAAADICAL.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)

when you're a stranger

no-one remembers your name

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)

what if you beat them with a tazer

UNTIL they remember your name; is that how to beat the system?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)

WHATS MY NAME BITCH

*tazers*

i could do this all night!

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)

facebook looks ugly

When you're alone

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)

i hate that stupid status thing

that people feel they have to update EVERY 5 FUCKING MINUETS!!!

QUICK TELL TEH INTERNETS!!!!!11

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)

Sir T. Skellington is ranting at the internets.

What are you doing right now?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)

Hi!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)

Hello :)

How was sleeps?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)

USELESS. Yours?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)

Mine was in two parts :)

I fell asleep on the sofa while talking to Pineapple and Tom... OOPS!
Then woke up about two hours later and went to bed...which has slightly odded me up ^_^

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)

Sorry to have to tell you but...

...you were strange before that

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)

*stranges your face*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)

Faces your strange..........................................................

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)

I had really really strange sleep last night

I drove back from Glastonbury in the wee hours of Monday and then when I eventually got to bed I kept waking up while I was still asleep and then feeling like my body had died... aparently it's called sleep paralysis and it's my new least favorite thing.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)

i love that

happens to me all the time. its a brilliant chance to think and dream up stuff

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)

I lie there all paniced because I can't do anything and then I try and scream and I can't ... and then I can and I accidentally wake my missus up screaming and sitting bolt upright. Then go back to sleep and do it again. She loves it.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)

*guilty lol*

IT LOOKS LIKE HIS EYES ARE SCREAMING

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)

hahaha

you get used to it

:¬)

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)

Ooh I have briefly experience that before, it's a proper mindfuck.

Also ~~waking up~~
wanking

Sorry, really I am.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)

no your not

you're just aroused at the thought of 'all the fun things you can do with his paralysed body'

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)

Piercings

and tattoos
not the military ones neither

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)

nipple peircing?

they're fun

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)

I used to know a Spanish bloke who occasionally sexes people in while he's asleep

his wife said he's a lot more... vigorous and it's part of the reason she married him.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)

I wouldn't mind sexxing some people in while asleep

or out

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)

hahaha

the best sex of your life and you slept through it!!!

hahahahahaha

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)

Gollygosh

surely he can't really get much out of that thought?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)

he seemed quite proud of it

... and I'm not sure if he didn't get a kid out of it, so ... that's something.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)

Milk it . . . milk it good !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)

So that's what Sean Ryder is up to nowadays

you're twisting my mellon man

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)

Hahaha!

Now see what you've done...
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)

HA HA you loon you!

Office LOLs all round. And a P45 just for me.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)

GUSSET!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)

RUSSET

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)

bet his has got a tube running up from his cock into the bottle

so the giraffing drinks his cum

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)

Say WHAAAAT?!

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)

like you've never done that

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)

What I get up to in the privacy of Bristol Zoo is none of your business young man

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)

Another version of this from last night

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)

GUSSET

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)

THIS

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)

very good sir

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)

GUSSET!

Woo! Have I RILLY been up this long . . . C]:0(
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)

by 'up'

what do you mean?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)

I saw the original post

at stoopid 'o' clock this am
and YES! I've had a hard-on since!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)

that's impressive performance

at your age

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)

a 'young person' is working him from the inside

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)

I thought he was banned from Cambodia...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)

eh?

speak up!

*pays in £324 in pennies at the post office at lunchtime*
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)

*hovers*

*wishes he hasn't hovered*

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)

Hahahahaha!

this is worse!
hahahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)

Hello again :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)

*manhugs*

*falls asleep on shoulder*
*drools a little*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)

You'll be fine unless you start drooling :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)

see the BT2008

C]:0D

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)

STUNNING

I am stunned...

WOO YAY HOOPLA!! and I mean that.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)

Crikey!

Can we see the source pic?
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)

prolly not . . .

it turns you blind
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)

Who said that?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)

she's off flickr

if i'm not mistaken

louise fennell

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harribobs invented christmas on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)

Blimey that's vereh corr. Love the colours.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)

Pleasant spread . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)

Um.

You have a suicide girls account?

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)

FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT GIVING YOU MY LOGIN DETAILS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)

DAMN&BLAST

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)

Very swish :)

Are you doing an actual series of these?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)

Well, I'm currently making a series of something similar

and I've not long finished a series of, er, something similar.
If you start here and increment through the numbers (vectorlayerportrait_S2_2.jpg, vectorlayerportrait_S2_3.jpg, etc) you'll see most of them.
Some are .gifs and some are missing. There are 100 total I think. Quality is very mixed, all the way from "really bad" right through to "not as bad" :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)

Condom Of Solace

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)

nothing like a condom to ruin sex

its like eating a cherry drop with the wrapper on

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)

^this

fucking awful things. Better than aids, however you don't have to work that hard to be better than aids.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)

If someone insisted I put a condom on pre-blowjob.

I'd be bitterly disappointed. That's just not very sexy tiem.

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)

WWJLD?

EDIT: IT'S JOHN LESLIE YOU FOOLS

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)

What Would Jeff Lynne Do?

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DogHorse plop, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)

Jennifer Lopez?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)

yennifer lopaaayy

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)

What did the police man say to Jeff Lynne?

ELO ELO ELO

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)

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DogHorse plop, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)

yeah that's right

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)

I wish you were dead

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)

:{(>

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)

Yoko probably forced him to wear one :(

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)

unless it combines said action

of a blow job whilst putting on a condom, thats ok

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)

better than having loads of bastard children running around

and shitting all over the place - you know that have to wear nappies and things - what are they, retards?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)

Hehe

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)

Yes

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Monty Propps, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)

Wooooooooooo

to da Quo!

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Ninj, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)

ahaha

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)

Have this roasted pea

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Ninj, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)

Hahaha!

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xandmi, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)

I smell wimin...sexy tiem, yip yip!

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Ninj, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)

*RAPE RAPE RAPE*

*SNIFF SNIFF*

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)

hahahaha!

The filthy beast is a MENACE!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)

Dirty boy!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)

Quick and filthy (how i like it)

..just terrible

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NeeNoo, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)

How rare!

I've just finished adding Q&D and Dick and QWERTY to the dictionary and along comes this...

Also - woo

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)

So that's where . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)

only a week late

Inspired by this vile article

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)

JOHN LESLIE RAPED ME!

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)

STOP DEMONIZING ME!

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)

RAPIST!

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)

"John Leslie raped you?"

"....I got better"

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)

HE RAPED ME TOO!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)

I wish he had just raped me.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)

I must be the only person in the world

who hasn't been raped by John Leslie

*feels left out*

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)

*rapes*

i know its not the same, but it helps

;-)

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)

haha

ah, a sympathy rape :)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)

HI A/S/L?

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)

72/TRANNY/GERMANY

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)

shot putter?

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)

when the mood takes me, yes

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)

14/f/usa

Pead0lolz!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)

KK?

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)

pffffffffffft

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)

HE WOULDN'T ANSWER THE DOOR WHEN I WENT ROUND TO GET HIM TO RAPE ME TOO

*sues for discrimination*

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)

JOHN LESLIE RAPED YOUR LAWYER

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DogHorse plop, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)

*clicks candle*

god thats boring

I WANT HONG-KONG BACK! BRING BACK THE BRITISH EMPIRE

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)

EXPLODING MINERS

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)

that was on the 28th

;-)

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)

I want to know

what the other two thirds of Kim Philby were.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)

1) wheat
2) 1500 pulped copies of 'The George Benson Guide to Eritrea'

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)

I liked the accompanying CD:

"Officially named the State of Eritrea (b'doodly aba dooba dit dee), Eritrea is a country situated in Northeast Africa (bap baaaa b'deedle doodle). It is bordered by Sudan in the west (bobbidy boop), Ethiopia in the south (dup doo dibbidy), and Djibouti in the southeast.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)

he can't help it

loads of people asked for their money back on his 'spoken word' tour

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)

You've had Hong Kong!

It's China's turn.

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Thinker, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)

awww

:¬(

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)

cocking hell!

The Daily Mail . . . *shakes head*

*wipes arse*
My arse feels sullied!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)

Just read the article..

Well, the headline and a bit of the text.

Does the author advocate the removal of all women, so as to stop Msr Leslie's rapespree?

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Thinker, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)

Its clearly the only answer

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)

Its the only way to be sure

all women must be eradicated, to save John Leslie from himself!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)

My fave bit was

although he's not been charged with anything and hundreds of women are willing to sleep with him... but he's still a MENACE!

I rekon the so-called journo got knocked back by him

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)

one of my mates had a halloween costume of 'john leslie, sex predator'

it was just him, naked but for a mask of john leslie's face, his penis was the tongue. Genius.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)

hahahahah jesus

lick or treat

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)

pull for hand cream?

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)

push for bacon?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)

pfft!

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)

Cooooo-eeeeeeee!

Previously
hehehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)

holá

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)

that's not a lyre bird

that's a big one eyed grey blob

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)

errr . . .

who said it was a lyre bird?
LIES!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)

hello ameeeebah

you is nice tiny monster :)

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)

rar! I is in ur larj intesting

liquifying ur poos!
hehehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)

Hahaha

Reminds me of a cartoon in the Guardian years ago involving research scientists in desperate need of cash. They put on a musical and I never forget the lyrics for some reason.
[to the tune of 'We're in the Money]
We are the arga.
We are below par.
We need a research grant.
to help us on our way.:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)

*waves back*

$*fractures several vertebrae*$

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)

the law of diminishing returns eh?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)

Fap

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)

Arf!

Nice anim skills :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)

Cor!

Perhaps the teeniest bit NSFW though.

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)

Doesn't look like porn

Unless you're a droid, maybe.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)

I think you'll find it's fwap...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)

in time with my music :¬)

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)

I hope everyone's eaten!

if not I'll link it.
:D

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XLVII .uk, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)

Acidic Spluffs!!

Whats the source? I recognise it.. (the film not the cock)

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)

That's 3,000 CDCs - today is now officially CDC day

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)

Teheh

MAZELTOV

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)

Toda raba

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)

Yay for Hebrew :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)

atah medaber ivrit?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)

Not much,

I could garner from that that you were asking me whether I could speak Hebrew, but I have forgotten nearly all that I learnt from working in a Jewish company a few years ago :(

Sorry Chabibi....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)

I only count nine.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)

hang on...

*adds CGI cockage*

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)

Well done for your dicks on a stick!

But I would prefer Cunts on a Punt!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)

go to Cambridge

there's hundreds of them

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)

I was waiting for that ;)

But the posh kids arent fuckable enough. I prefer me chav cunt ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)

happy round number day

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)

in love

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)

Happy 3000!!

have a cdc

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XLVII .uk, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)

brave heart?

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)

Similar

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)

Hahaha, Hardly!!

^_^

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)

aaaaargh

the dwarf man/woman freak!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)

cowardly spleen?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)

Conner McLeod.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)

Arf!

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DogHorse plop, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)

Hahaha *spang*

I had to filename though :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)

Ooof!

Report to the headmaster for a thorough spanging.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)

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DogHorse plop, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)

love it

woo

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NeeNoo, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)

so bored

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)

hahhaa

woo!:D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)

she has no neck!

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)

how does she smell?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)

Jamaica?

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)

Alaska!

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)

i bet that tastes salty

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)

Is that in the b3ta dictionary yet?

*checks*

dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/i/

Appears not.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)

nope

you can add it though

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)

Anyone got the link to the original thread?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)

theres a b3ta dictonary?

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)

I'd not seen it either.

Tis fun :D

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)

LARD MAKES HIM HARD

and yes, she has no neck.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)

Lardtastic!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)

I've had an unexpected Snippet of Free Time

so here's a Werper. He werps.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)

Happy w3rperday!

:)
Edit: and woo!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)

thankingya!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)

*opens Spore Creature Creator*

This is good.

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Thinker, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)

is that related to the game thingy?

aha google says yes, is it any good?

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)

It's ok, yes..

but I can't wait to unleash my creatures on the actual game.

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Thinker, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)

hurrah for Spore(s)!

well I guess the incursion is proceeding as planned, it will all be out of my hands soon. I could do with a break.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)

happy b3taday! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)

crikey I've been here far too long.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)

WERP!

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)

Haaappppy Candleday :D

I really like his legs.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)

haha thanks!

they took aaaages!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)

werp!

happy candlemass

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)

MANDLECASS!

werp :)

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)

wwwWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRrrrp

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Shada, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)

[happy b3ta day Kallus.]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)

[thQaqnkqqqqQQQSSS""]

my fucking translator's on the blink again..

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)

[Retransmit message. stop.

Stream Corrupt Through Time Fracture In 3z9a Quadrant. stop.]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)

*donates Secret Banana™*

these usually help!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)

it's it's it's cayketiem!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)

*noms*

fankoo

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)

Have a Werpy b3taday !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)

egad!

thanks!

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)

happy b3taday!

your werper is lovely.
:D

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)

thankee!

and ta also :)

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)

Super

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DogHorse plop, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)

More secret show

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)

...

edit : has anyone here had experiences of getting blood tests results from the doctor - do they just give them to you over the phone or do you have to speak to the doctor??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)

still alive

still alive

(by which i mean cool)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)

thank ya!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)

"has anyone here had experiences of getting blood tests from the doctor - do they just give them to you over the phone or do you have to speak to the doctor??"

I don't think they have needles over the phone yet.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)

bugger

changes

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)

Actually I think it's a feature

on the new iPhone

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)

No, no, that's the new

WALLET-EMPTIER 5000™

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)

for all your long distance needs....

PHONE-NEEDLE™

just for you!

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)

a GOITRE!?

Crivens! Poor she!

I think it may depend on the result how they give it to you C]:0\\

Woo! to the pics and get well soon baby rev
Aww!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)

cheers dave

i'm a bit annoyed as they told me to phone after 3 days for the results - but now i've got to wait till tomorrow for the doctor to phone me to give the results! grrrr!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)

*wipes brow*

fabstuff :D

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)

happy b3ta day!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)

Funnily enough,

I was at the doctors this morning and asked about some blood tests I had done last week. She said that they normally have them within 48 hours and checked and I was fine. So judging by the fact that I dont have AIDS of the heart as I suspected, and they didnt contact me to tell me anything was wrong, that was why.

Apparently the old maxim No news is Good news holds true :) I am sure that if little Miss Jesse had something very wrong they would have called you in straight away :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)

yay

cheers - lets hope so :D hope your tests werent too mind bendingly painfull :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)

No,

The only issue I had was how much blood they took from me!

It was nearly an armful! ;)

But seriously, I hope your daughter is fine, in fact, even better than that, I hope she is brilliant! But if you ever need an anonymous chat, more than happy to oblige :) As I am sure most on here would be.

Good luck fella! To you, your missus, your daughter and any siblings she may have :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)

nice pic. Hope the kiddie isn't too bad...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)

thank ya sir!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)

my experience, I have to bug the doctor. Ring recepsion. And it always turns out that if its major, they ring me pretty promptly.

Nice pic-i-tures to :)

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cupz, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)

cheers

so its pretty normal then??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)

I believe so.

They don't normally bother you unless its an emergency. Though if you're worried, just give your doc a call. They generally know whats going on.

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cupz, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)

cheers!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)

You must ask "What's up Doc ?"

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)

heheh

thats very odd! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)

[woo!

I'll just put this here as your pic makes me think of it..

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)

that was good site!

i should have bookmarked it! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)

]

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)

CFB

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)

his lipstick is red

yet it writes in black?

and how's he holding it?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)

Between his bollocks

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)

in that case,

My goodness, what dextrous testes he must have! Bravo.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)

He's a regular prestitestedigitator.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)

*adds to MS Word dictionary*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)

What a cromulant word.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)

You'll find

it will embiggen your vocabulation immentively.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)

I took my dog to the park the other day

He did a shit and must have enjoyed it so much his lipstick was out a full two inches.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)

Squirrels with dicks

and now dogs with dicks.

This is low.

;)

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)

SAVALOY

that it all.

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)

a e

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)

El Savoy?

Spain's finest restaurant

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)

and most notorious sword-fighter

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)

haha oops

eaten loads of them, but never had to spell it before today :[

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)

Knick knack, paddy-whack

...

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)

{ :¬O

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)

Where will he bury it ?

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)

Your shin.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)

*tea everywhere*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)

Hump de hump de hump !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)

My childhood!

have a drunk piciature

weeeeeeeee

(

cupz, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)

Surprised...

"Is that a chew toy, are you just happy to see me"

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)

try chewing it and find out

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)

'd rather not.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)

You bugger

This is one of my kids' favourite books and now I won't be able to read it without thinking 'Bone - *snigger*' in a Beavis and Butthead voice.

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)

hahahaha!

you BADDIE! C]:0D
gleeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)

im sad today

thats my 2 dogs max and buddy max is on the right,he died last night age 15,me sad :(

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)

was he fond of hollyoaks

by any chance?

PS. :(

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thiswasmyclone, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)

why am i looking at a picture of your dogs?

_{im sorry for your loss :-(}

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)

Awwww!

Really sorry to hear that :(

I still miss my cat who died 2 years ago.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)

Sorry, man.

Still 15 is pretty good in dog-years.

It's 15.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)

No it's not!

It's 193!

/not good at maths blog....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)

I'm pretty sure that it's -47

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

*freezes*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)

Damn!

Why the fuck am I sunbathing then?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)

big hugs

I'm so sorry to hear that. Rainbow Bridge and all that stuff, old chap.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)

I like his hairdo

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DogHorse plop, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

Well now he's dead you can have it :)

EDIT: I've turned into a right cunt today. If you took me off ignore Ms Wow I can only apologise, I'm not normally like this :¬\

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)

what's the big deal if someone has you on ignore?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)

they hate you

and you have to live with that hate FOREVER

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)

I just think it's a bit sad

but I promise not to mention it again.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)

*shrugs* :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)

sorry man

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)

aaw sorry to hear about that :(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)

In the end they all die

But it's important to remember the joy they brought you when they were with you.
Now bugger off b3ta and get yourself something that would love to live with you from the animal shelter.:)
You may want to call him/her Fluffah!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)

sorry dude

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)

I just want to touch you

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)

Y'ARGH!

tis the "Black Rapist"

run, run and hide your holes!

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)

[insert racist joke here]

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)

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thiswasmyclone, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)

Haha

Uncanny!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)

There is an albino on Big Brother?

That's almost enough to make me regret not seeing any of it!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)

Yeah, but he's american or something

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)

How one man went from being awesome to a

Cunt in one easy move....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)

he got a green card?

;)

edit. totally misunderstood what you were saying. Now i look like a right mong. poo.

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thiswasmyclone, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)

Born in the wrong place!

Sickening

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Thinker, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)

ha haha

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)

still don't get it do you?

4-chan is over there *gestures*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)

there, there dear.....can I repost this from this morning then?

too late I did

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)

thats excellent. cor i could go for some black pudding....

is this a repoats thread now then?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)

OK, have a reversed animation from this morning

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)

i liked this before and i like it again :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)

Gan on then...

Full Beeby goodness (130k ish)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)

OK . . . let's get to pickin' then !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

woah,,

Mel B plays the banjo!?!

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noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)

Nice forum you got there !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)

thankyou

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noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)

I don't get these "motivational posters"

i understand the ones that are actually done in the style, like "STEAMPUNK, its kinda like that" accompanied by a picture of abe lincoln with a minigun instead of his arm. that makes sense. Its a word then something relevent to that word. like the despair.com ones. this and all of the 4-chan ones make no sense. its just a picture with words.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)

Steampunk is what happens when you fit valves to the top of your skull.

You get a massive mohawk made of burning steam.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)

damn that sounds cool

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)

I would draw it but I'm lazy and drawing gases, clouds, steam and water is fucking difficult.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)

I kinda "get" them..

But I don't find them all that funny..

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Thinker, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)

its just a TOAP template its not even a pastiche of the motivational posters anymore

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)

Noon all

Have a Davros

Bigger and Sharper

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)

Lovely!

I love the colours as well, really nice choices.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)

thats amazing!!!!!!!!!

*clicks*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)

Hahaha

that is fantastic

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)

Haha!

Genuine lols!

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)

hahaha

I was just about to say how smug he looks

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)

Wah the bobbles on the Dalek base do weird optical illusion things when you scroll up and down!

*migraines*

Top pic though...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)

Urgh, they do as well

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)

Hahaha!

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DogHorse plop, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)

Lovely!

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)

That's awsome

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)

cor!

*clicks and runs*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)

oo thass nice

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)

that is all of teh aceness!

have a click for that, young feller me lad.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)

This is fab

Also, this

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)

lovely colours

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)

Ace!

Edit: cor you even did the ninja thing from the Five Doctors! Good work.
The Candyman from the Happiness Patrol might be a good one to do. Or is it a bit uncouth to like the Sylvester McCoy ones?

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)

If you're going to do the Happiness Patrol

you want Sheila Hancock's dog.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)

good morrow mr t

did you ever finish all your doctors? I think I got the file with the first four or five, but I'd love a picture of the whole set.

There was a great one in a comic in DWM a few years ago. It was called 'Happy Deathday'. I had a big copy on my kitchen wall, but I have since lost the original.

Sorry, that last paragraph was completely extraneous and a nonsense. Please ignore.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)

file with 4 or 5?

I only wnet as far as Peter Davison, couldn't bring myself to do the next ones

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

It'll be the first five then

It's not on this computer, so I couldn't check.

I insist you do the other five immediately, if not sooner.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)

I shall . . . thank you !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)

ace!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)

[woo!

funky!]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)

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