b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 34243 (Older | Newer)

[challenge entry] I made another one. Yay!
(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)
# hahaha
Top.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# hehehe nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# oh dear :)
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Very well made !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Hahaha
the poor execution adds to the comedy effect ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)
# I've opened up a wallpapers section on my blog for anyone who's interested
ghandi_exceptions

click the pic.

a certain image will not be making an appearance though as I've realised what a prat I was giving permission to someone reproduce it who (if all prints are sold - that's smaller prints and the new glitter versions) stands to make £200k to a quarter of a million out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)
# wanker!
^the one above rocks

but are you not getting anything from him reselling your artwork?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I got 5 of the smaller prints
He's not a bad guy at all, I quite like him. I just didn't have the foresight and he had the name/brand status.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# well i suppose if it's a success
you'll get more custom from him in the future, and might be able to make something out of it
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I definitely won't get more custom from him
but it's been .... an experience.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)
# What pic will not be making an appearance?
P.s. I like the one above ^
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)
# you might find it on the Daily Mail's website
they nicked it from my blog and posted on their site including a higher resolution version.

I've banned their IP address and deleted the image from my servers.

a search for moss, doherty, moors will probably get you there.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Ah, I think I know which one.
Why is it that the Daily Mail are such complete cunts?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# *PRINTS*
...
*PROFITS*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# what what?
pilfered merch?
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# The Olympic logo / tank one is superb,,,
we should be seeing that everywhere, if you know what I mean. Top work as always!
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)
# cheers
the Olympic one has been doing the rounds for a while and it went crazy during the olympic torch relay.
It will prolly pick up again when the games begin.

Very large, T-Shirt-printable size is here for anyone who wants to DIY.
heady.co.uk/rm/beijing_2008_3000.gif
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I clearly live in a cave somewhere...
Although I do avoid TV like the plague so that could be it.
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# oh - I mean it's being doing the rounds on the web
appearing on blogs and sites for a while.
Not the TV - maybe radio :-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Let me know
if you'd like to be top search result for his name... or his Mum's.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I was pretty high on the list before
but I've removed every mention of him and KM or PD from my site because I was getting too many visits from google search.
Thanks for the offer :-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:58, archived)
# GTA IV Death Race, anyone?
'DrTomzo' - come and join the fun.
(tomfacedkillah has not tossed a dwarf since, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# FUCCCCCCCCCCCCKIN CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# I'm in!
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Dr.T has lobsters of the arsehole. quite clearly.
PETE AND DUD TIEM
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# it makes sense, really...
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)
# hahaha, i used to love minder.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)
# someone at google doesn't, evidently
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)
# bloody fascist.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)
# B3TA- UR DOING IT RONG
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)
# no no no
you're doing it wrong, i cannot endorse this camping holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)
# ....

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)
# hahaha. that is superb.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)
# *ignore*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Uh-Oh...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)
# haha what? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Pretty racey huh ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I love that!
I'm giggling like a mortuary assistant after a cheerleader bus crash.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)
# f to the izail
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# have a drink
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# hehe.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Alright then


What is it with you people today?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# He wants fish-flavour mice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# damn, i'm all out
i've just got mouse-flavour fish
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Awwwww
Can We keep him, I'll hug him and play with him and feed him and walk him and call him Satan
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Look at those eyes, how can you say "no"?
... as they punch into your soul
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# I know someone whose dog was called Satan.
It died.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# i knew someone who called there dog "fuck"
it was soooooooooo much fun looking for it in the park
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)
# This is the reason I'm going to call my next dog Fukket
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# hair hept catching fire?
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# It pissed on a crucifix and exploded.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# then he'll have to want then, wont he?
his supper is nearly ready and he'll go and ruin it if he snacks.

Now go fetch your brothers and wash up.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# that's
owlful!
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I don't know whether that's cute or terrifying!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Probably a bit of both...
Whereas this, this is pure cute...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Any relation?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Eeek! A drop bear!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# hahaha
always wondered what they look like

one landed on my eyes :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)
# HOOP SNAKES AND DROP BEARS
When I did my diving course on the barrier reef, there was a german girl with us who was asking about "droppings bears" ... how we English-speakers LOL'd.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I have mouse-flavoured fish?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Excellent stuff!
Two owl mashes on the same page
*glees*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# He needs to breed . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Some from the back catalogue

The role he should have played!
(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# yummy
big AND seamy
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)
# seams ok to me
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Seams, you say?
SEAMS????

I'll give you bloody seams..

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# erotic!
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Nuerotic . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)
# 13KB OVER!!! *SPLUTTER*
You've killed the inteternets!

It is amusing though, I just wanted an excuse to get my fail pic out.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# if only
i think teh internet needs a good hard fucking format/reinstall one of these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Mine does
A O BASTARD L! As much use as tits on a fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# woo, sir
they were pretty heavy magnets.

PS nice cast-list
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# seamy but LOL worthy nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)
# not sure if this was even on the market back in his day
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)
# "I Say Caruthers!"
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# hahaha
peek-a-boo
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# what?
no monocle?
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# he hasnt reached that level of society yet
see? no mustache either
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# i didn't realise
giraffe's were social
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# of course
somebody of your social status wouldnt!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# suppose not.
it's been ages since I've been down there with you mere humans.
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Woo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# I love this!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# wyh
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# great
:D
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# quality :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# is this some kind of russian invasion?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Yep! SEXAY TIEM!
Prod! If you're lurking . . . Stewie's sexay party please?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# hahaha
Quality as usual SADHat
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Hats and anything else off to you Sir !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I love trap door top hats !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Yay!
Giraffes rule today!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# WOO
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Try this for size...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Plenty of room in there . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# christ I hate her
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)
# hehehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# to (belatedly) celebrate my B3TA bday and my ever increasing loss of hair, I have made and ordered this :


blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# nice, nice
you should shift a few of those off café press if you post it around a few places

ALSO HAPPYBIRTHDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# cheers!
I use spreadhirt - they do vinyl and flock printing (for single colours) which is better.

I'm going to see how it goes - maybe a screenprint eventually.

I've also done this to share my OCD with the general public :


blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# did you leave any cheese on your wardrobe this morning?
best check to be on the safe side.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Nooooooooooooo!
the cheese.....



.....on my wardrobe...........!
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)
# is it wrapped or unwrapped?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I wrapped the wardrobe this morning in hypo-allergenic mini-baby-bell cellophane
but the cheese seems to be wrapping itself with a green mould.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# hah
my brother in law has OCD tattooed on his wrist so that he can see it when he's turning the lights on and off.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)
# haha happy birthday, you bald camp genius ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Happy belatedb3tabalday!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# hahaha
happy b'day cue ball
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)
# You're a Baldie girl, in a Baldie world
Love & plastic, it's fantastic
You can't brush your hair, it falls out everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)
# haha!
no need for a hairdresser any more.
I just get a lift in a convertible and the remnants blow away.
Alternatively people in the pub blow on my head and make a wish...
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# I had a shaved head for 5 years (well, down to a no.2)
It used to be quite liberating shaving my head & I never worried about going bald.

I had to grow it when I finally qualified, people dont want their accountants looking like escaped convicts (or so I was told).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# and a mock-up for Tony Bennett fans..


blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)
# hahahaha
atrociously wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Good grief
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Very clever!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ace!

*tries to remember to order three . . . XXXXXXL*

*forgets*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Such a doll !
Hbb3taday !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# i want one
=)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# if you really want on
there's links to the shops on my blog.
I didn't want to post a link and be accused of spamming.
PS : I'm taking no commission on the new shirts for the first week or so.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Fly my pretty...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# pffft
or not, yer fat fucker..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# flap-pa-flap-pa-flap-pa
flappidty-flap-flap
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# He'll find it difficult
to hold anything like a duck.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# *waits for an egg to drop out*
Woo!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# That was worth a gander
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Up . . . up . . . and a stay . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# badly placed advert...


i'm very sorry. one ticket to hull please.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Pffff
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Quick, down here before the board nazis show!
Alone at last mwahahahaha
(just realised that is shopped, come down here anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# QUICCCCCCCCK INTO THE BUNKER
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# you are a bad girl.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# i know.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
yeys

*buys eleventy*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Here you go, sir. Your box of AIDS has arrived
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# My box of AIDS?
Are you positive?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# yes!
*invades gay bar*

THIS'LL TEACH YOU TO BUM AND MINCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I've got something to put in you
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Is it your engorged penis?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# big'ol box of AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I drawed this as requested last night but I think you was asleep
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# what's the story with your cement?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Have you seen my cement?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# is john leslie stuck it in, by his cock?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# I think he stuck his leg in it
:o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# no.
Either you're boasting about how wonderful your cement is, or you've lost it.
Either way it's quite sad.
What's the story?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)
# it's all lost in the mysts of time now
I'll never know the story about that cement
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Greetings . . .
. . Greetings . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# greetin's!
that's what folk say in the deep south, y'all

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# And they eat gritten's !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# grittens!
that's some yankee confusion right there!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# i need this joke explained.
Or a girlfriend.



(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# news story about aids..with an advert for "sex aids"
as in getting aids from sex...

or something..

I DON'T KNOW..I DIDN'T DO IT.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# can I still get
a girlfriend?
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# yes.
you can have mine.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Hahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)
# More from me.
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# ...and getting spluffed in the face?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# ROLF
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Is Timmy the one on the left (with the blue tie)
* Ha has got rather excited!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)
# which one is Timmy?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)
# On the right hence the 'dressing' up games ;)
Although you could say, either is Timmy - depends who is doing the liking!!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Has he come as Stuart Lubbock?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)
# He likes to hold the mayo !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)
# 'Nana tickles !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# stroke my tummy banana
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Dirty boy!
Hahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# :D
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# That looks fun.
Now I want to be tickled with a banana.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# It is rather . . .
a peeling . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# He's SUCH a good boy...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# clansoul?
Edit: also
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Needs more hat...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# 2nd Office LOL in 5 minutes!

Everyone is now looking at me and you are all bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I'm not
my mother loved that sailor
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Say it in a Keanu Reeves in Dracula voice... go on!
Bwaaarsterds!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# eh?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Look in my profile
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# haha
A young Terry Nutkins indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Waste of a good hat...
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# You're just jealous because you don't have one
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# And thusly I prove you wrong.
HATHATHATHAT
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Crikey :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)
# not that good really.
a bit like people who drive their 4x4 from their suburb to the shops, wearing a ski-jacket and hiking boots.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Well have you tried finding a good hat these days?
Fucking impossible. You either get shit mock ones made for poncey posers or ridiculously expensive ones, for poncey posers who spend fuck loads on clothes.

I swear the downfall of society can be tracked by the lack of wearing of hats.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# hats don't fit me
the only hat I have is a big baggy beaney type thing, because it is the only hat in the world big enough to accommodate my massive skull and hair.

I recently bought a hat, tried on in the shop and seemed ok, it was the largest size they had. When I came to wear it, it constantly rode up my head, trying to leave me. I looked like an unkempt stan laurel.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I seeeeeeeeee . . .
/doesn't see at all


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# he has a hat
I think he wants to be like you.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)
#
like


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# + on
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# I think I just did a bit of sick in my mouth.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
#
on in
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# ARGH THE CHIN!!!!!!!!!!


;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# :D
Not you, you big silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# hahaha

and woo Springer!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# ha ha ha. oh christy.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# That is great!
Psycho 2 if i'm not mistaken
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# i believe so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)
# it is indeed
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Really?
I thought it was Bruce Campbell working in a nursing home.

"They're nearly dead...and after that there's no coming back."
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# I don't think Campbell would be daft enough to use a spade as a weapon on these fuckers.
but I think working at a nursing home would be a bad career move. He'd never be sure whether they were alive, or undead... Unless he wasted them all with a chainsaw and looked out for the ones who were still moving.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# He killed his girlfriend with a spade in Evil Dead 2.
Although he had just buried her so that sort of made sense so far as weaponry goes.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# he didnt kill her though
he subdued some parts of her for a short amount of time.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Can you even kill the deadites in Evil Dead, I haven't seen it in ages.
Don't you just hack the body apart into pieces until you can shove all the parts under buckets.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# haha yes
It's a while since I saw ED2 but I think he hit his wife with the spade... then cut her head off with the chainsaw, then put her head in the vice, where she said lots of swearies, then he cut her head in half with the chainsaw.

I think that sorted most of it, until he had to fight his own hand.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)
# A good listener.
Top Shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# tut tut tut
*SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# That's it . . .
sit up and beg . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Is he from Spain?
Springer Espanol . . . ?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Woof.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# I don't know what it is...


but I'm going to hide my nuts just in case.
(jambler, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Yea, but can it be milked?

EDIT: By the way - THAT is good!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Ooooh!
*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Clearly an owtter
And it is most woo :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# It looks highly disapproving.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# yay! throws him some feesh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# O RLY?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Whoot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Otwl
or Owl

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# it's a fred.
it's a very nice fred.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Whooft !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# This is still excellent
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Breed them
I'll buy eleventy
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# I might just have to
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Woot! Woot!
Good boy! He can have meaty treat, is very woo!
(jambler, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)
# If this hasn't been done I'll eat my hat.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Hahahahahah!
Now you need a bling one:
I *heart*
*diamond*s
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I was going to reply to inform you of how shit and cheesy this is.
but I clicked I like this by accident. fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I Spade my dog
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# *Office lol !

You git!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Club's trump . . . .
I take it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# fnarr
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# arf!


blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# pfff! needs more liver
'bye all, bath tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Hahaha, love it!
Can't wait to have haggis again...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# It's yummy stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Mmmmmm....
...more pancreas for me!
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Been done in um big compo yet?
(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Hahaha
Is that cowboy attached to a piece of elastic?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I've seen the trailer . . .
it's a good'n !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Um Bindun
www.b3ta.com/board/8520145

Have a 'Dances with woo' anyway though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# darn
it
(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Even the same source pic!
Doh!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Mister Noog visits the park.

clicky to biggerize...
another one
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I clicked this and THEN read it.
And then clicked it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)
# you will develop POWER FINGERS
with such clicking! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)
# POWER PINKY.
PAADAHHHH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)
# proving that b3ta is a cliquey popularity contest?
/not bitter
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Proving that Kallus is awesome?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)
# A clicky popularity contest shirley?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)
# of course it is. What else were you expecting?
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)
# You can tell it's awesome without reading it, methinks.
I mean, just look at all the wonderfully placed lines!!! O_O


Bye bye for now, booard x
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)
# you forgot the bit about it being full of cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)
# *waves hands around in the air*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# It's only full
because [insert b3tan name here] is SO FAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# }:¬(
(I helped save b3ta! Damien Hurst, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# hahaha you fat cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# yes, your work is OBVIOUSLY
your work is OBVIOUSLYbetter than anyone elses . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)
# got your goat
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)
# yes
well done you now go and feel proud of yourself


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# oooooOOOOOooooh
shirty
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# What the gnome is that?
:D

The number of lines leaves me flabbergasted.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)
# IF YOU TURN THE BUCKET UPSIDE DOWN THE WATER FAILS TO FALL OUT
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# IT'S A WONDER OF THE MODERN AGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# i biggerized it
but still have no idea whats going on
i like it though
(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Bloody brain fairies made some of the text too small...
I liked what I could read.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I doubt it was relevant to the 'story'
no great loss!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Sings the pixie song . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# you are quite wrong in the head.
i like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I have a feeling
that these will be found in your house after a horrible newsworthy incident.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# hahaha
thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)
# ronseal


Click for bigger (74KB)
(I helped save b3ta! rollthetroll el presidente, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:30, archived)
# you owe me new undercrackers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Can I have the old ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)
# make sure you share them!
trust me, they're big enough to go round ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)
# *hops in* Anyone else wanna join me?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)
# stupid man!
does he not realise that his hideous pants clash with kitty's fur?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)
# and the kittins thinking
'God, drunk again --- I'd best get him home before he makes a fool out of BOTH of us...'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Yay - Lets go Clubing!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)
# of approval !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Mixup

(I helped save b3ta! noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Bastard.
/what happened last time you posted it
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I was looking for his tag, and he assured me it was there.
He didn't tag this one.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Well he's tagged it now
I found it straight away :¬\
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# I almost looked for it, then, you twatmantis! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I didn't assure you it was there
Just said you should keep looking...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Was it . . . DB Cooper ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I was going to lurk all day today, but that just did't work?
* Got bored and made this for you all:



ACROSS
2 Not a carton of Bees?
3 A wood with no D's
5 She is very attached to the fence
7 What the horse is
10 Wow look at her!
11 Can be found in Fresh Water

DOWN
1 He has far too many T's and S's
2 Not a stationary Woman
4 Take the Ris out of
6 No! not that!
8 They laugh in the face of danger
9 Rhymes with Hay

*Good luck b3tans!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Sarah Jessica Parker doesn't fit in 7 across
Solution
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)
# * How unexpected?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)
# You just gave it away :[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Actually it's "preaseptic", pertaining to the period before the use of aseptic practices in surgery.
Horses existed before this period, hence the familiar phrase, preaseptic horse.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Only I'll be able to do this because only I know my name.
OH YES! You rule, Wobbly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)
# That was close,,,
you nearly gave away the answer to 1 down!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)
# NOPE!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
# ^ Cock!

You have messed it all up now and I will not use your name ever again. So there!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Hahahaha! Fun fun fun fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)
# What's that Ttssattsr?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Wrong.
Lucky I typed his name out in one of my posts the other day...
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Uh oh, wrrrrrrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I think you'll find....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Cheeky git.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# oh you cock, I've no idea how you used to spell it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Haha! Not many people do :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)
# GLEE, I LOVE CROSSWORDS
1 down...haha! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)
# BINGO !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)
# yay!
wait! why aren't i part of your crossword?
*sulks self-indulgently*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Next time monkey boy, next time....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)
# oi!
i'm a monkey GIRL!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
11 across!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)
# showoff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)
# bloody .png confused my computer
do me a gif or a jpeg
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)
# There you go queenie
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)
# 5 across :D
I think....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I'm stuck on 2 across :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Not a carton, but another container
Full of not bees, but another winged insect
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Got it!
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)
# beetle trunk?
i like that name, i shall rename one of the children beetle trunk in honour
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)
# ^ Wins!

*not
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# :D
So it's not Ladybird Jug then?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)
# ah, earwig tupperware?
of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)
# erm... cunt fly?
no, cunt's not realy a container is it.

um... millipede punnet?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I think you will find it is...

You can keep all you spare seamen in it - saves it getting wasted.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Yay!
That gave me some problems, but a most enjoyable lunch break :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Photos or it is not true!

*But maybe give it a while to let everyone else finish?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Very well...
SPOILER ALERT
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# W R O N G !
I was thinking that 9 down would be YEY as that goes with the WOO.

*You could be right though lets have a vote:
Do we all think Sonic James Doom is "Woo Yay" or "Gay"?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Either way, it's still "THE" Fear, not "TEH". It's Teh Quo and The Fear.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# BOLOX!

* I am now going to sulk for the afternoon!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)
# I know, but to make it fit....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)
# I disagree on 9 down
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# I put gay as well
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# As in "Your All"
I think it could go either way...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Got them all!


What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)
# An expense paid trip to beautiful Palestine.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Hahaha
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Sacked accountant sabbaticals in Shatner abbatoirs!
Bra bra tribble baps.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# bra bra tribble baps! goooooooooo, team!
*shakes pom-poms*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# *cheers outrageously at inclusion*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)
# *crosses out Mushybees*
*writes in Wasp Box*

yeah, that DOES make a bit more sense now doesn't it...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# party time

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7485365.stm
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Pretty much what I thought too :)
Party at the palace!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Is that Phil the greek behind?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)
# no
it's Phil McCrevice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)
# and his friend
Ben Doon
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)
# that's his scottish gamekeeper
he's bringing his assistant, Jock Strap
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)
# once a navy man...
www.sickipedia.org/search.php?q=camilla
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)
# hahahahaha!
oh, god, i'm sending that to my sister!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)
# I'm sending that to everyone I know!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)
# He had two gayme keepers
Patrick Fitzwilliam and William Fitzpatrick
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)
# yes, but who Fitzandrew?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Hehehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)
# pffffft!
you great big silly :)

I bet Harry's jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Oh nose !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Hooray!
He's got the good stuff...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds