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# Time for Polka
pausBenedictspeeltacco
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# *waits for animation*
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Yay for pearoast excuses!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)
# What does this mean?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
# It means
Я с папой очень большой
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# What is this gibberish?
Are you an alien!?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# BEWARE!
kebab is a alien!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# you just want my many tentacles.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# You just want me to want them.
Like a blue-haired hentai girl.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# nah gingers are fine
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I'm not ginger!
FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# NON!
Je suis un kebab
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# nyom nyom nyom
needs chili sauce and chilis
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# well you're covered in garlic sauce having munched upon me
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
#
Ning k3b/-\b

В Россия, B3ta освежает вас!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# g'day

В России слово рулонах и смеется от Вас!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# {^_^}
奇妙な人である
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# T_T

난 싫어 스타 크래프트
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# In Russia, B3ta something YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Something about the pope being very big
I think
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# just ask the alter boys
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# The way they walk is proof enough
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# i thought the high voices
was the more obvious give away
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# does nobody speak spanish here?
"i am a very big daddy"
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# He is indeed very bolshy
although most of my Russian comes from reading A Clockwork Orange :(
Kann aber Deutsch sprechen
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design.
Your friends, up there on the sanctuary moon, are walking into a trap, as is your Rebel fleet. It was I who allowed the Alliance to know the location of the shield generator. It is quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best troops awaits them. Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# why isnt this image staying in my cache?
my interntes having to load it every time i F5

poor bandwidth

*kisses better*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Now in correct place, hurrah!
A pearost; one of my earliest shoppage attempts (as shown by a couple mistakes).
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# GRR DIRTY THREAD DELTERER!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# IT WAS IN WRONG PLACE
I SORRY!
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# *shakes angry fists*
its ok, just use the edit next time! :p people had replied! not that I really care but some people do and I got here first rah!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# my beautiful words,
lost forever in the vortex of the deleted threads!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# yay!
*gets on down*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
# 5th July


Keep sending those suggestions :)
(PagettyPol something something something, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# i really like this alot.
could you make a wallpaper?

edit: i really liked july 1st aswell. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# only you and me here, it would appear
i must admit i do rather like your cock.

edit/ rapploa spoilt the party
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# o_0
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# ARF!
was she sick of him up there?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)
# is she eating the cotton candy coming out of that carmobile?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Of course.




tee hee, eating out
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# food goes in, not out - well u don't want to eat from the food outlets...
silly
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# woo legless chicken!
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# rubbish it looks totally sober
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# well i have to admit
it's doing a good job keeping balanced
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)
# COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOO
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Woo! :D
I like the shading technique you've used, particularly on the clouds :)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)
# I like this muchly!
Old Picasso had a farm!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Broage!
Vroam! Melantron!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# SNEAKY TOE ON THE LEFT!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Lets get fat, people...
(I helped save b3ta! Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)
# ha!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Salad-Dodge-o-Tron


I do apologise, thanks for the compassion. please don't knife me...
(oursoul, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Noo-noo?
Noo-noo.
Also: good first post! :D (took you long enough ;D )
Welsome to B3ta, you'll never leave: so shop a pull up a kitten and shop a chair.
Edit: Hahaha! Nice username too!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)
# BOO-YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# HELLO SOUL
I have discovered prom is mighty-much fun!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)
# ORLY?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)
# YARLY
I never thought I could have so much fun "dancing" to such awful music :D
Also: the entire prom got rick-rolled.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)
# SRSLY?
I did that to mine. It was good.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# :D
Apparantly tonnes of people requested it.
It was fun because I can sort-of do the dance to it :D
Tiem to go now, teh day awaytz: bai!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# 2 of my best friends
got into an alcohol-induced argument over nothing at mine, resulting in him deciding to walk several miles home down country roads and her nicking my phone and running after him
other than that, it was fun...
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Ah to be young again!
My prom which was many moons ago ended with me throwing up because my crazy Norn Irish Art Teacher was sharing his whiskey with me!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I never got a prom
nor a lully date :'(
not even an overweight pimply ginger bird.
which is actually teh_uber_sexeh when her acne clears...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# (BIGGAR!)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# I'll exercise compassion
if you exercise compression.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)
# welcome
a sterling effort if not a tad on the large size.
have a read of this and use the edit tab under your post to upload a new slightly smaller filesized version of your image.
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
we will love you forever if you do.

as i'm feeling particularly compassionate today here's a new smaller version for you.
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/foodhoover.jpg
if you're using photoshop choose to 'save for web' rather than 'save as' it makes optimisation really easy.
edit/ as you're choosing to ignore my sagely advise my compassion is waning fast.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)
# ah he's probably posted and run...
have tea and a jaffa cake...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# nah, he's still here
i can feel it in my waters, the whole optimisation thing confused the life out of me at first, but with help i got there in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# You're right! He's just skuttled under the sideboard!
perhaps we can lure him out with toats!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)
# So-reeeeee
mmmm... toats....

there you go, sorted (i fink...)
(oursoul, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# good work
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# i think i love you
splendid stuff
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Take your pick
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Haha cheese ftw!
ahem apostrophe in crumbles?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# It's short for crumbleyness
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Cheese for me too
WTF is brown honey though, sounds illegal!
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Cheese > buttered > strawberry > honey nut > brown honey > peanut butter.
It's mathematical fact.
(I helped save b3ta! coccyx approves this message, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Better check that with kebab
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# peanut butter = boke
fact.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I like this
ed:
however, as previously mentioned a bit on the big filesize. You might want to optimise and edit your post...

and we will all love you and admit you to our cliques. Join in conversation as well, don't post and run...you cannot escape!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# thank you for loving me
I tell you what, i wasn't posting and running - acshully i was inspired by someone elses post down below and was photoshopping ;)

(oursoul, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
# yay! more pictures!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Your way


Revised entry including valuable tapeworm suggestions...
(stock of temples (while stocks last), Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)
# I've often thought that Delhi river water
is the answer to obesity in this country
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)
# I never really understood that tapeworm diet
I mean, what do you do when you've reached your goal weight?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)
# eat
Wormwood
(ceebs, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)
# hang cheeze near your arse
and sleep on your front. Then when they poke their heads out to get the cheeze, KABLAM!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)
# haha!
this is excellent! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Zombehs!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)
# aaah i remember you mentioning working on this
you've done well :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Thanks
it's a bit rough tbh, but the gag's there
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Good Morning
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 9:25, archived)
#
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I'm drinking irn bru.
it's made from girders
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)
# I'm drinking beer. It's made from beer.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)
# im drinking copious amounts of water
its made from tears
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Gaaah!
Magic finger!

'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)
# would have still been magic if the text was brown?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)
# 'ning!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:03, archived)
# i would love my writting to look like that
and it does after a few shandies..

know warra meeyn.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Howdy!
'nings all round!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)
# im going to hell for this
(pancakes_n_ham, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 9:13, archived)
# *waits for it to animate*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 9:19, archived)
# *joins queue*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Finally a new post
and dunanunanunanunanunanunanunanunanunaaaaaaaaa
BAT MAN!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 9:21, archived)
# see you soon
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 9:28, archived)
# What am I looking at?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)
# the batman logo
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)
# batman logo
aaaahhhhhh, now i see...... nice!
(oursoul, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# RIS?
It's a picture of the twin towers, withsome fire shopped in.
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Shape of fire ?
Summer BlokeBuster movie ??
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)
# i saw a BlokeBuster movie once
/scarred for life blog
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)
# One of these
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 6:29, archived)
# ~How many fingers am I holding
I wouldn't play her at rock, paper, scissors, lizard, spock
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 6:34, archived)
# you're holding 7
3 belong to a child 1 to a preist and the rest to the anavoidable punchline this scenario would bring us to
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 6:48, archived)
# awful!
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 6:57, archived)
# i am
full of aw you are right. that and my first dalliance with saké
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 7:02, archived)
# Loose the accent mark
FYI 'sa - ke' means alcohol. All of it. Beer is sake, wine is sake, etc etc.

Very important - 1st kanji to learn, because it distinguishes the shops that have booze and those that don't. It looks a bit like a bottle in a bag, if that helps.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 7:25, archived)
# bah
rice wine. first time with rice wine.

damn informed people.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 7:33, archived)
# Sorry
if I sounded pedantic, but it's like saying 'Tetley bitter' when you mean 'beer'.

Hope it was at 37.whatever-the-fuck degrees - which is another pile of horse; some kinds are supposed to be cold, others hot.

But those sensible Japanese folk just drink whatever comes, in my experience.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 7:41, archived)
# i drank out the bottle...
full o class me. :D

it say sake on the bottle.. but i guess as it's for people that don't really know what's going on and want some cheapish alcohol they've never had before and think well that'll be cultural. strange flavour not entirely unpleasant but not entirely nice.. sour and then pleasant aftertaste..
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 7:44, archived)
# See this?

Memorise. Treasure it well. It guides you in Japan.

There are a billion corner shops; perhaps half have this pretty symbol.

It means beer and fags.

It is....the symbol of life.

Sa-Ke.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 7:51, archived)
# it looks like a few spunk marks a window and pi.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 7:58, archived)
# kusuri
This one should be sought the morning after.....kusuri.(Medicine)
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 8:02, archived)
# also chinese meaning alcohol :)
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# drink whatever comes...
those perverted japanese...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 7:46, archived)
# [I think you'll find it's like saying:
"Alcohol" when you mean "Rice Wine"
/pedant blog ;P ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 8:00, archived)
# pedanting the pedant
it's all go here!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 9:01, archived)
# she looks like she's in for a spanking
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 6:38, archived)
# forgive me delilah i just couldn't take any moooore
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 6:45, archived)
# His needs are more, so he gives less.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 7:12, archived)
# damn market forces!
she didn't know it was all going to come down to such brutal economics.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 7:20, archived)
# *
*makes a hasty withdrawal
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 7:53, archived)
# that just means you jizz on the bedsheets
or the pavement or where ever...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 8:00, archived)
# i likes this :)
but her outline is making me want 3d glasses. also makes me want august to come round quicker so i can go watch scar 3d,

3d slasher film! mint... or absolutely shite perhaps.. one or the other no middle grounds here
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 6:47, archived)
# Hopefully constructive....
Be bold. Crop to hell; chop those shades; cut it down to minimums and then work up - e.g. two-colour a layer and if it works, go with it.

obv still would
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 7:00, archived)
# P.S.
Before anything else, her head is too wide

I expect it'd be rude to mention stormtroopers
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 7:23, archived)
# depends on le context
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 7:34, archived)
# I'm going to put this here as it doesn't deserve it own thread
i started faffing around. this happened



i don't know what it is but it belongs in the tate.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 7:18, archived)
# I AM YOUR FATHER LUKE!!

nice piccie... :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 7:41, archived)
# neds moar 'saybar
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 7:46, archived)
# happy now?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 7:58, archived)
# I was being nice
...and subtle and that.

Nice one tho.

Was in my head.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 7:54, archived)
# what do you mean that's not subtle?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 7:57, archived)
# Noice
you talented git
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 7:51, archived)
# [luffly :?)
makes me think of Bjork]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 8:02, archived)
# At the end of teh day,

she will haunt my dreams.

I hope.

s'not a bad pic. Nice one.

Sorry we're all so bitchy.

I will repair to Bedfordshire, 'nightingning to all.

May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman.*

or not, as you might prefer
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 8:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Gorgeous :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Very quick and dirty


Yes, I really did just knock that up on account of the inane dialogue below

EDIT: fukkit, compo it, it has chips in. Totally irrelevant, but that doesn't seem to old ppl back
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 5:16, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeee
Do you think I should bother sleeping tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 5:25, archived)
# Wassa point, eh?
It's a good way to skip all that horrible time when the sun is shining.

Post some shite instead.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 5:28, archived)
# But I live in England land
The sun is shining now D:
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 5:38, archived)
# Have you run out of alcohol?
'tis no matter, shops open soon


(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 5:45, archived)
# I can't drink in the morning :o
It's what alcoholics do
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 5:56, archived)
# So you stop drinking at midnight?
Prude.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 6:06, archived)
# It's 6am
D:
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 6:06, archived)
# So you stop drinking at midnight?
I always do.

briefly*

not actually true
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 6:13, archived)
# only acceptable
if you are a gremlin.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 6:17, archived)
# Well no..
But I don't continue drinking into the morning.

In fact I think I'll head off to bed now. Goodnight b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 6:17, archived)
# yeah it is
i just woke up still drunk after 3 hours or so sleep. there's enough alcohol to kill a miandering tribe of horses down stairs and it is calling it's sweet siren song to me. Not as loud as the 170 or so canisters of NO2 thats remainging though.. freaking hippy crack.

but there is a hosue party tonight so i don't want to get oo mortal 15 hours before it starts...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 6:16, archived)
# Timing is vital.
15 hours?

So that's about 8 hours of madness, 7 of crashedness
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 6:22, archived)
# hey
I have that second one on my wall.
Get out of my house.
(I helped save b3ta! coccyx approves this message, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# I can never tire of this
Hope it's chips it's chips
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# What does V think?


As you can see, the evidence is conclusive.

He's thinking about sausages.
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 4:33, archived)
# "Will it be chips or jacket spuds?"
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 4:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 4:41, archived)
# will it be mushrooms..
or fried onion rings?
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 4:43, archived)
# We'll have to wait and see...
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 4:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 4:58, archived)
# Yeah,
we're good for a laugh
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 5:01, archived)
# growing on you like..
ahhh crap
5.05am.. bedways. :\

g'night.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 5:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Aintree Cancelled.


They just can't take it.. Apologies for shoddiness.
(HellHathFury Christ on his pushbike, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 4:27, archived)
# *flogs it
edit: seam horse makes a break for the line...
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 4:28, archived)
# seams horse? CRY SEAMS AND LET LOOSE THE HORSES OF B3TA
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 5:56, archived)
# /me
is terribly disappointed at teh lack of seamy pearoasts

Come on Britain! (and others) - Let's Oust some Pears!
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 6:19, archived)
# *weighs in extremely late*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)
# they killed a horse
those fat cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 4:33, archived)
# It's OK,
he's got his special protective batmask on.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 4:34, archived)
# top shop
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 7:52, archived)
# 578
Am experimenting with colours, textures, digital and natural integration. Comments very welcome, even if you think it's a load of tosh...not sure it's 'finished', but I've been staring at it for too long.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 3:46, archived)
# it looks like icing on a cake
OM NYOM NYOM NYOM NYOM
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 3:52, archived)
# :-)
My sticky says, thanks for your comments!


(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 3:54, archived)
# k3b/-\b
I made you a little cake, because it sounded like you wanted one.

I hope you like cherries, and sorry it looks a bit like some weird alien.

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 4:24, archived)
# I want cake :o
Can I have cake?

I'm a really nice person. :3
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 4:33, archived)
# Sorry
Missed your post earlier, I was frantically moshing up chips and suchlike.

Of course you may have cake, if you're a good boy.

Unfortunately, I've not met you, so you'll have to prove yourself...

Much as it pains me to request such an abhoration,

Suck my dick.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 5:26, archived)
# What if I drew you a kitty instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 5:36, archived)
# It's a good likeness of a pussy,
...but is it art?
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 5:49, archived)
# But...
Can't I just have some delicious cake?
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 5:58, archived)
# Do I look like I will share?
*sits Jabba the Hut style*
:P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 6:04, archived)
# All I ever wanted was a little cake!
*runs off crying*
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 6:06, archived)
# I can only apologise...
I was sorely distracted doing all the 'chips' nonsense.

You might be appeased by this silly video.

Huzzah etc.

catering to b3ta cake demands since 2008

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 7:34, archived)
# MMMMMMMMMMM...CAYKE!!!
Thankyeeeeee

OM NYOM NYOM NYOM NYOM NYOM NYOM NYOM NYOM
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 5:57, archived)
# colours and textures
the numbres are nice and at least you're not out raping.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 3:52, archived)
# It's all in the planning though, eh?
They never break my code BWAHAHAHAhnnnk *choke* lemon seeds, darn.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 3:55, archived)
# what, uhhh...
what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 3:55, archived)
# S'called 578, that being the day today (kinda)
It's probably about the inevitable march of time. But if you want it to be about icing, that's fine too. Leaves are involved.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 3:59, archived)
# my mancunt


lookatit
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 3:40, archived)
# :S
If you said "mangina" we could do the whole Old Gregg routine.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 3:44, archived)
# poofter
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 3:45, archived)
# watch it. I'm an Aussie
The golden rule Bruce.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO POOFTAHS!
ed: I haven't actually seen any of the mighty boosh either.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 3:46, archived)
# I regret calling you a poofter
you're alright yuo.




poofter.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 3:50, archived)
# Fagg
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 3:51, archived)
# you know how to hurt
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 3:53, archived)
# AND YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL, MY EMPIRE OF SHIT,
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 3:57, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 4:01, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 3:55, archived)
# BIRD!
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 4:04, archived)
# phwaoor!
fannybeak.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 4:07, archived)
# *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 4:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 4:11, archived)
# foursome blowjob time!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 4:17, archived)
# SIX
..if you count the listen holes.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 4:20, archived)
# It's quiet here.


I blame dogs with spiral glasses
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)
# I blame
pathetic wastes of time.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:50, archived)
# You are a waste of semen.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:52, archived)
# He missed . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 3:02, archived)
# Erectile dysfunction is a luxury.
Ta ta.

xxxxxxxx
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 3:05, archived)
# absolutely.
what else is to blame?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:54, archived)
# rawr nuu
... I need to unlurk and post more... D:
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:54, archived)
# YES.
I bet you have lots of interesting things to say and show.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Nope
I kinda suck really :o
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Damn.
Well don't let that stop you. b3ta sucks anyway, so you can't really make it suck any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:57, archived)
# *shrugs*
I suppose :3
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:58, archived)
# Eezz goode.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:58, archived)
# wasn't that some old song that got all banned and stuff because DRUGS?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:59, archived)
# The Shamen.
Reet, I is orf.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 3:00, archived)
# I bet Dekionplexis knows all about being banned.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 3:45, archived)
# OHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 3:54, archived)
#


I cans drawish... Also like first post on b3ta with my graphics tablet... soo...

(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 3:52, archived)
# YES!
You'll be pissing off people like mongychops in no time :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 3:54, archived)
# awesome!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 3:55, archived)
# Am I the only one?
1119450088_7c11708855.jpg @ 138% (Layer 1, RGB/8*)
Post your most gayshift stuff. GO!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:07, archived)
# I still haven't quite established what the gay shift is.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:13, archived)
# :D
It's a state of mind man. Serious.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:13, archived)
# OMG
it's full of mercans! ahh

/buggers of
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:36, archived)
# nor me.
(I helped save b3ta! FOONLY, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:34, archived)
# For Gayshift see:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B3ta#The_gay_shift
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:13, archived)
# I still don't know what this is.
It's definitely gayshift though.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:13, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8444162
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:17, archived)
# I thought the page wasn't loading,
then I realised it must be Doctor Dyslexia, Wobbly Bloke or Tyberius Grachius.

I've just cleared my ignore list. I wonder how long that'll last.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:19, archived)
# what has wobbly ever done to get ignored?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8530525
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Nice try sucka :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:21, archived)
# WAT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8530525
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:18, archived)
# oh.
oh!

wups. now i want to watch every single episode. YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK. OR COCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:20, archived)
# This is how I envisage Doc Dyslexia.
I don't really picture you like that though...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:32, archived)
# is that
Steve Irwin??
(trumpy use a fan to spread your wind, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 9:52, archived)
# POWER POWER POWER POWER.
(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)
# NEEDS TO BE GAYER
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:16, archived)
# GAY POWER GAY POWER GAY POWER GAY POWER GAY POWER.
(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:17, archived)
# BETTER
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:18, archived)
# YES and yes.
THIS WINS GAYSHIFT SO FAR.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:20, archived)
# YOU CAN'T WIN GAYSHIFT.
YOU'LL REGRET THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:21, archived)
# SO FAR.
PROVE ME WRONG. YOU HAVE TO SHOUT IN THE GAYSHIFT
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:22, archived)
# THE SHIFT KEY IS AN IMPORTANT TOOL OF COMMUNICATION
ALSO
www.b3ta.com/board/8207774

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:36, archived)
# WE DO NOT SHOUT WE SPEAK WITH PASSION.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 3:33, archived)
# There is also a subsection of the evening PRIVATE PANTS PARTY TIME!

Which is the 'break down' or dance number.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:24, archived)
# *gets down*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:25, archived)
# ROCK YOUR LADY MULES
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:29, archived)
# SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS
I go away for half an hour and a love parade starts!!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:43, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:22, archived)
# HHAHAHA NICE!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:24, archived)
# this is an awesome shop
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 3:00, archived)
# THE HAIR! THE HAIR!!!
FTWF!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 3:06, archived)
# Gay Shift Reqs

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:41, archived)
# I know not why
but does this come under a "gayshift" post?

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)
# Ohai


And have a groovy arty pea as well;


(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 3:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 3:32, archived)
# How do you do that
pixelated effect.
It looks ace.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 3:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)
# PRRRRR. PRRRRRRRRRR.
/mos def
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)
# It's the
B the R the O the O the K the L the Y the N

IT'S BROOKLYN

/mos def
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)
# CRAND!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)
# remember crand?
i hope so.

I've been working on that picture for 6 months, so you'd better like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Everyone remembers crand.
It is burned into our memories.

I HAVE MISSED YOU, BLOOP.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)
# I do like it
but I'd like it just the same if it only took 2 minutes :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)
# it did
but i spent 6 months on research and planning.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)
# fucking hell how appropriate
one of my friends just got beaten up and threatened with a knife, in windsor of all places, right by the castle and the long walk
i had to give a statement to the police
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:00, archived)
# GR& CR&
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:05, archived)
# what's metal
and full of holes?
(ewe, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)
# A colander.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Hahahaha.
That's much funnier when you imagine it spoken in the voice of Stewart Lee.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
Oh you dick, now I can't un.. hear? read? WHATEVER.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)
# I was watching the episode of Time Trumpet the other
day where he explains about his shaven head. I loved that series.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Haha, Time Trumpet is fantastic.
I've had to explain Armando Ianucci humour to my Mum over the last couple of days.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)
# How would you describe it beyond satirical?
/genuinely interested
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)
# And then I got off the bus....
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Have you heard The Armando Iannucci radio show which is fucking brilliant?
Possibly even better than the Armando Iannucci Shows TV show.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)
# I have not, I have only seen the TV show (and little of it) but love it.
I shall look up the radio stuffs when I get home. Please remind me :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)
# I have the old Lee and Herring radio shows as well, aswell as Saturday Night Fry and some scattered bits of Kevin Eldon stuff.
Lionel Nimrod's Inexplicable World had some pretty amazing lines in it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:54, archived)
# The one where he is 'Stu Lee' and 'Stewart Lee'
I noticed that and the cowboy shirt thing in the earlier episodes and thought it was really odd.

Also that he wears that red and black cowboy shirt EVERYWHERE.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)
# You're awfully gay for him aren't you?
I think I'll have to watch some more of his stuff. Any linky reccomendations?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Well my copy of 90s comedian just arrive this morning and I watched it, so I'm sort of hung up on him at the moment.
But I do think he is the finest entertainer I have ever seen or has ever existed, the blend of comedy, satire and an actual concern for human existence makes him somewhat more than just a comic.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Yeah, like I said, make with the linky reccomendations.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)
# These are from the Stand-up Comedian DVD, the Scottish bit is especially brilliant.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n-UGQcG3Jw
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybQCNb4AuW4 (first part)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i91KQs12-q4

There's loads of stuff on youtube though, clips and whole episodes of the old Lee and Herring shows, old stand up routines, weird little interviews he did, and other stuff to do with Jerry Springer the Opera, Alan Moore and comics and stuff.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Cheers man.
I'll get busy.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Richard Herring was our babysitter.
That's my closest actual link to Stewart Lee, other than seeing him live.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)
# OJ Simpson's defence case.
Oh metal....
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:34, archived)
# dimebag darrell?
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)
# I know it's this, as I've heard it a lot.
It still makes me sad, and I'd be listening to Cemetary Gates if you cunts hadn't made me watch Anchorman.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)
# LERN UR METULZ
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)
# NEVER.
I almost came into contact with some metal due to the Randomburn. Fortunately I was in a car crash just as I put the CD in and it was destroyed in a big firey mess.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Closedmindedcuntfuck.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)
# likeswhatilikescuntfuck
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Arnie.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)
# science!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)
# SYRUP!


SYRUPSYRUPSYRUP   SYRUP     SYRUP  SYRUPSYRUPSYRUP  SYRUP     SYRUP  SYRUPSYRUPSYRUP 
SYRUP             SYRUP     SYRUP  SYRU      SYRUP  SYRUP     SYRUP  SYRUP     SYRUP
SYRUPSYRUPSYRUP   SYRUPSYRUPSYRUP  SYRUPSYRUPSYRUP  SYRUP     SYRUP  SYRUPSYRUPSYRUP
          SYRUP        SYRUP       SYRUPSYRUP       SYRUP     SYRUP  SYRUP
SYRUPSYRUPSYRUP        SYRUP       SYRUP     SYRUP  SYRUPSYRUPSYRUP  SYRUP


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)
# yes, indeed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)
# § Rarrr
/dragon
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)
# crikey! a dragon!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)
# It's ok.
There's a starfish here to save you *
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)
# ewe are a fag
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Oh the irony...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(ScrewiLewi, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:04, archived)
# This makes me cry.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:04, archived)
# The Philip pic should be a photo of an arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:05, archived)
# NOW!
Is This Music? 48
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:05, archived)
# I love lamp.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)
# I ate a big red candle.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)
# I DOOOON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE SHOUTING ABOOUT!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:08, archived)
# I'm storming your castle on my steed, my lady!
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)
# BEARD OF ZEUS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Mr Burgandy,
you have a massive erection.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Afternoon delight.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)
# I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Milk was a bad choice.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:25, archived)
# AAAAAHHHHHH AQUALUNG.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:26, archived)
# TICKETS TO THE GUN SHOW!
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:31, archived)
# I am Janet Jackson, and these are my japes.
Ta Ta.

xxxxxxxxx
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:26, archived)
# TURTLENECKS, FOOL!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Fuck you San Diego.
ED: Go Fuck yourself San Diego.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:11, archived)
# WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET OFF?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Roger, Roger.
What's our vector, Victor?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)
# It's WORKING, IT'S WOKING!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)
# We've got clearance Clarence.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)
# It's ok, they're on instruments.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)
# It's an older code, but it cheque please!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit mescaline.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Jimmy, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:20, archived)
# A hospital? What is it?
It's a big building with sick people, but that's not important right now.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)
# And don't
call me Shirley.
(Sparkytus is obviously not a golfer, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 4:07, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)
# I'm nearly out of booze..
fear...rising..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)
# I have reached this point.
It means.... Bed Time.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Ta ta, pissing time.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I am bed now but not dead like excitement, fantasy!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)
# I read the top four comments before the image loaded
and thought, "What the fuck is this?". Now that the image has loaded and I can see it, I'm still none the wiser.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:16, archived)
# I think some
non-entity is brown bread and some kids are upset. Also his picture is missing, not because of a technical fault but because when god wipes out a useless cunt, he really wipes them out.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:29, archived)

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