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Molly Ringwald, only Scarier....

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)

Actually not that much more terrifying than the original...

but nicely nonetheless

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)

Bad case of sunburn there...

Same shade as Rodney had...

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)

raaaaar

know what's frightening? Gingers wearing pink. STOP IT.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)

Woo!

Also. Freebs!!!!

Not seen you for aaaaaaages!!!!

I do hope this post doesn't sound too cliquey,
I wasn't aware I was cliquey with anyone,
but some people my translate this post as being cliquey.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)

*Leaves forever*

*Comes back*

*Changes subject line and message*

*E-mails everyone privately*

*Flounces*

*Comes back*

Etc.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)

I thought you had left!!

I have'nt seen you for years!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)

Now I'm confused

whether you're playing along or whether that's a genuine comment.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)

Genuine...ish..

I haven't seen much of you, until recently, but I don't get on much in the day as i'd like.
I saw you a couple of weeks ago, but I was at work and only lurk.
So I am saying 'Hi.'
In a roundabout way.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)

OH HAI!

Haven't been on much in the past year. But now ITZ DA SUMMER HOLLYDAYS AND I IS A TEACHER!! 'RAY!!

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)

Oooh another teacher!!!

There seems to be quite a few b3tan teachers!!!

God help the future of education!!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)

aye

been busy....

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)

I wasn't aware I was cliquey with anyone ????

you wear the same clothes as me in an attempt to ingratiate yourself, how much more cliquey does it get???

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)

*cliques*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)

nice try but no cigar.

my clique is far more exclusive.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)

Hahaha

I wore that in the streets of Prague last week.
An Aussie bloke commented on it.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)

splendid

i wore mine on a tour of the houses of parliament last week, which i'd highly recommend btw, an old girl asked if it was a political comment, windsor looks like saddam apparently .

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)

Sargeant Major was evlier than Saddam!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)

*fears*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)

I don't understand this - but I'm afeared o' it!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)

and I'm gunna get in fuckloads of trouble...but she needs a tricorn

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)

OH MY FUCKING WORD I'M SO PISSING ANGRY NOW

rar rar rar etc *flounce*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)

quit the internet

but post a goodbye letter

then leave

then, the important bit, come back and delete it.
Then flounce more on talk

Glad you liked it :P

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)

*runs through with cutlass* YAARRRRR!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)

*ahem*

the cutlass is a slashing rather than a stabbing weapon

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)

I'm not a real Pirate, see? I does what I likes, see?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)

Criminy!

I just heard Christian Bale got arrested for assaulting his mum & sister.*

*two different people, one hopes

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)

two different people by definition!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)

Still wouldn't

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)

aaaahhhhhh....

(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)

golfing with penises

it'll never catch on :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)

If my penis were large enough,

I think it'd be fun to play golf with it.

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Thinker, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)

shirley if your manhool were

the length of a standard issue golf club you'd pass out from low blood pressure everytime you got a chubby

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)

penii?

(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)

Shhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)

Golf is a 'game' for wankers

... it's no worse than a large number of other 'sports' but it really angries up my blood.

nice pic though.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)

arf!!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)

* INCOMMING!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)

London image trouble 2...

(Virulent, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)

It's good

But while looking at it I did find my nose touching the screen.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)

That's because you're too tall

Edit: Or that picture is far away

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)

sizeist!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)

Well that's what you get for b3taing in the fridge.

Silly ghostie, self is not Zuul.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)

he is dana?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

Mmmmmmmm.

If he was, he'd not go uncaptained.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)

Are YOU the Keymaster?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)

These five keys on each hand say yes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)

Is there anyone you don't fancy?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)

Of course there is.

I just find a lot of different things attractive, and am able to see the beauty in just about everyone.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:46, archived)

you fancy me ?

will you be my girlfriend?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)

She's spoken for

If she wasn't, she'd be mine

...um, if I wasn't spoken for either

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)

things are getting complicated

... I'll call Ricky Lake.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)

did you see your zombification, by the way?

I forget whether I gazzed it to you or not.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)

No!

And you didn't!

*want*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)

hmmm

I posted it earlier

Hang on

img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/bad_lady/jessiegogrrrrrrcracker.jpg

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)

Cor

I look even viciouser there!

*RaRRs*

Thanks sir :D

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)

That depends, can we move out of London?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)

no problem

i want to live by the seaside, i don't want kids though i can't be doing with all that conception business, can we adopt a 10 year old that is fully conversant in the art of tea making.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)

I'm not being your girlfriend if you don't practice the warm arts.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)

bugger

even by my standards that was a short relationship, *moves on.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)

Iiiiiiiiiii

will always love yoooooooooOOOOOOUuuuuuuuuuu

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)

yeah

because it's hard to find Dana attractive...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)

I meant cos She finds lots of people attractive.

We all no Dana is hot.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)

I am LOVING the 'She'

with a capital S.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)

I thought it appropriate

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)

With my height

I'd have to be the building:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)

Sta-Puft FTW.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)

lol

There is no ghostie... only Zuul!

(Virulent, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)

CFB

I am in the process of breaking up with my girlfriend.
(on very good terms, one of those rare breakups.. ) And I feel miserable right now.
This painty-thingy was quite a pleasant distraction, for as long as it lasted.
Don't mean to bother you with it though.

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)

fuck her sister/mum/gran

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)

that's fantastic mate

sorry to hear about your bad news

*manhugs*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)

thanks mate

*hugs back*

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)

The painty-thing is lovely

and a *cuddle* for you. Hope it goes alright, pickle. Remember (as horrid as this sounds) that nothing is ever as bad as it seems and, in time, you'll be right as rain again.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)

I know

just have to keep saying that for some time to come

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)

I promise it'll get a little easier every day.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

I suppose so

funny, you always know that it will eventually wear of and all, but when you're suffering from it, you can't seem to realize the obvious

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)

Of course.

Just don't rush yourself, you've got all the time in the world, and grieving is very healthy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:46, archived)

thanks capt.

*hugs*

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)

Any time, chicken.

*hug*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)

that's never good

feel free to unburden your woes any time, just don't keep going on about it.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)

hehe don't worry

I won't. I will probably flood the board with hitler animations..

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

seriously i do sympathise, it can be a real shit

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)

It is, yes

I know you sympathise, don't worry. And you're right on the 'keep going on' thing. I hate that too, and moving on is my credo (although you really need to stop, look and listen in these cases, or else it'll hit you in the head a few years later)

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)

i really didn't think you were going on

it's just a very glib off the cuff remark, in fact it's the first i'd heard of your impending single life.
moving on is never as straight forward as it folk would have you believe, it can take years, i speak from painful experience, six and a bit years almost moved on and pretty much missed the boat as we speak.
although now i really can't be arsed with the whole thing. /too much soul outpouring on the internet blog.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)

Sorry to hear that

Could you just elaborate a bit more on the missing the boat bit? If you don't want to, then don't feel obligated :/

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)

I love it.

Sounds like you're having a rough time. Luckily, I seem to be unable to stay friends with ex's... as I'm a cunt.

If it helps, I'm sure you the best darn Mong loving cockstorm bogle ever.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)

Yeah

I was so afraid of that, as I'm a cunt too. This time it feels totally different though.

/oh look at me being all emotional

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:46, archived)

I guess things don't always work out as planned. One of my ex's, Sima, was just the most perfect girl, and I wish we were still in touch.

But at the time I was a raging barell of hate and misery so I severed that line then and there. Whups.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)

That sucks

I hate looking back

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)

Yeah, me too.

It's worse than finding a whoring wank bottom licker in your sock.

Still, I hope things don't get too tough for you.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)

don't worry

as long as b3ta (and you+caps lock) is around, I can always be cheered up no end ;)

But seriously, I'll manage. I did before, I will now.

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)

Put some Morrissey on. That'll cheer you up!.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

*fires up worryaboutyou*

any song in particular?

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)

Thas quite teh lully,

sorry to hear about your difficult life changes... *hugs*

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..wil, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

ooh, that's rather an ace hug

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)

Have a manly 'there there' hug

I had a good split once.

I'm sure you'll be needy a shitty stick before too long

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)

Thanks for the hug

hehe a shitty stick? explain, as I am a dutch nonce :)

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)

sorry...

shitty stick to beat off all the women chasing you

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:13, archived)

I really shouldn't

but then I am a bit of a cunt.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)

It's always fatal saying 'I'm leaving, and you bastards made me do it'*

and then coming back half an hour later.

*or words to that effect

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)

I have

my principles you know -- I don't have to stay here to be insulted - you'll never see me again!

can I come back - I got lonely

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)

It's a dark and scary place outside. You're welcome back any time.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)

ahh, i'll always fondly remember

maiden throwing a strop, fucking off, then just coming back...

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new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:46, archived)

Goddamnit what happened? I was busy dossing and I've missed all the fun.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8583084

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)

And the cause?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)

this and that

www.b3ta.com/board/8582070
www.b3ta.com/board/8582059

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)

thankyou for filling in the gaps

much ado about nothing

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)

Ohhhhhhh. Lots of cocking around. I might scuffle around in the sun or something.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)

I think he's just tired of it all

thinks it's a waste of time -- he liked the idea of it when he started it but he says it's just not worth the effort any more -- and Microsods have been talking about giving him some money for it...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

um I'll dredge it up hangon

ed above

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8582076

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

Hahahaha

Watch out, he's behind you!

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)

Is this not over yet?

Good. I was only going to do some work anyway!

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)

oh please don't make him stop further

I hate ignoring people.

your image is funny however

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)

indeed you are

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)

Indded.

I'm just trying to make light of a bad situation. I, unlike some it seems, do not want Yanmania to leave and certainly not on account of anything I have said. The chap has a history of giving me ( amongst others grief ) and I've long bit my tongue. He seems to have a hazy line between banter and needless abuse. If this has brought it to the fore and sorted it out then all well and good and we can all go back to being friends and calling each other cunts.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)

Cunt

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)

woo!

'bye all, busytiem!

*goes in a flounce-free manner*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

you ahould see whats going on over at /talk

he's trying there as well

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

and it's going particularly well

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)

.....

(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)

Argh! Sarah Jessica Parker's Giant Mole is loose and now exacting it's revenge on the world!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)

god

help us all.....

(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)

Hahaha

It looks like they're doing a giant jigsaw

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)

And a demo of my next Dot game.
Let me know whatcha think :D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)

Wasn;t expecting that

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)

Me neither

I was hoping for a rectal probe.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)

I think my dentist uses the same technique...

The drill looks the same anyway.

Edit: By putting this in the wrong place I think I just made a whole different comment!

(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)

I was hoping that they might 'probe the brobe'

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)

hahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)

that's mean

but quite fun to do to people

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)

Did she really do anything?

(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)

Just saw this on CC

...site updated before posting on b3ta shocker?!

I got confused and wondered how I'd missed it on the board. But that's ok, I'm confused anyway, maybe the next one will help me or maybe I just need to sit quietly and nod along when other, smarter people laugh at the joke.

Le sigh ;)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)

woo yay

I'll try the game at home and report back

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)

She's pretty...

...she can drill my frontal lobes anytime.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)

Just tried that game

Sodding impossible.

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gareth_alien will be human again at, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)

Heh heh heh :D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)

I wanna see some sexy pictures of that drill-wielding scientist! She looks seckseh

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)

A bit small isn't it?

Are you trying to get the game FP'd ?

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)

gorillawolf

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)

Nice work!

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Thinker, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)

Boo, rubbish.

Wolves' paws make terrible ashtrays.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)

aaaaaaah everyone stop posting at once! I can't comment on them fast enough!

Nice gorolf!

meanwhile my thread jack got shoved down:
www.b3ta.com/board/8583009

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)

dip it in different coloured paint

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)

thanks queenie :)

I've tried different coloured paint! It's still black!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)

Yeah

I know where you can find a brown colour:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)

yes...but you're 10000 miles away!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)

whats that gimp programe like?

can you paste pictures over movie clips on that programe?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)

movie clips? I don't think it edits avi. you can make animated gifs though.

It's sortof more of a poor man's photoshop.

www.gimp.org

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)

why not get photoshop then

although i hear if you want to buy it its pricey,i obviously stole mine via the interweb

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)

I use linux and like to shout about gnu. :)

gimp is designed to run on linux. I could get shop and run it under wine. I just couldn't be arsed to tell the truth. I kinda like gimp as opposed to shop (I find it counter intuitive) and it does most of what I want.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)

would you like me to invite you to

beta test aviary?

a.viary.com/

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)

yah no worries

what's the deal with it?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)

it's photoshop

but done in java and online.

tis very good,

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)

nice

could do with a bit of yan in it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)

enough about yan!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)

more nan

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)

Can you all start being nice to yanmania so he goes back to /board please.

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)

what did we do to him?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)

nothing

he a huge flouncing session

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)

I think I have missed 40mins.... I have no idea what is going on... What is up with Yan?

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)

YOU KEEP HIM.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)

:(((((((((((

He should read baldmonkey's awesome guide

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)

best if he stayed away for a day or so

get a clear head

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)

Jeez, that still going on?!

I was just returning to see if it was safe on here yet

*flounces off*
*deletes post behind herself*
*calls it all a joke when no-one agrees*

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)

What's going on? I just woke up :(

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)

Rob's upset

he's talking about shutting b3ta down... we're not sure what's going to happen

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)

Aye. Maybe if we all ritually sacrifice something to him?

Drink poisoned Koolaid?

Seriously though, I hope he doesn't decide to shut us down. No-one meant it to turn out this way.

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)

Do you think this goat will sate his needs?

(

Thinker, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

Can it be milke...oh

Yes, should be fine

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)

Has he sought refuge on /talk?

Oh, it appears he has.

Be nice to him.

(

Thinker, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)

you see

he should have flounced on there, they like that kind thing on there

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)

That's like asking Shipman to look after your gran while you're on holiday.

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)

Next stop,

Links board!

(

Thinker, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)

It seems like a perfect home for him if he hates b3ta now

They all seem bitter over there, existing to be a cunt and call a cunt ;)

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)

Cunt.

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)

CUNT

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)

pop!

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)

click!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)

Hahahaha!

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)

hahahha, brilliant!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)

YES *clickity click*

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)

hahahahaha1

I'd crack out my Scanners woo but it would spoil the ending

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)

awwww... link it then plz!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)

CFB

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)

Woah! thread onslaught!

/back in a sec

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)

aaarghhh! threadrush!

nice angel, btw

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)

Mmm, my favourite flavour

(

claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)

I don't remember eating that...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)

office arf!

noice

(

Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)

You're DTH:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)

Not true.

I have witnesses that we've both been seen in the same place at the same time - wearing DIFFERENT bowler hats.

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)

Hahah *spang*

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)

hahahahaha!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)

YES!

That cheers things up a bit!

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)

oh deary dear.... SPANG! :D

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)

It just goes to show that b3ta abhors a vacuum.

DTH goes away for a fortnight, and other b3tans go into withdrawal and start posting 2 frame gif puns themselves.

Although - arf!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)

worth a quick spang?

(

Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)

Pfst.

Daft.

Mine pre-dates Banksy's!

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)

HOOOOOO!

Come and have a look at what you could have won.

(

Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HAH AHA HSdu as;dflidg ~

*short circuits*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)

hahahahah, oh good lord....

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)

spasssmms

Click for bigger (107KB)

(RepoMan www.myspace.com/123spasm, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)

oh hai prolific noob

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

This doesn't deserve a thread on it's own, so I will hijack this one..

* Just got this in my b3ta Inbox thing...

* What should I say and has anyone else got it?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)

awww he wants to gay you

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)

Actually I got

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)

Real Office lol...

* Why is everyone looking at me?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)

are you?

not that i've noticed

Yan is just a big gayyyyyyyy

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)

I got

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)

This is great...

I have just replied to him with a link to this tread!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)

needs more yan with a bit of sheen

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)

I got that one too

plus others.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)

Well he love me more than he loves you!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)

I DON'T WANT YOUR RELIGION, OR YOUR RANGE OF CHEAP KITCHEN UTENSILS.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)

IF YOU PERSIST IN THESE PHILOSOPHIES YOU'LL BE WITHOUT TOOL

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)

I WILL BUY ONE LATTER DAY SAINT. WRAPPED.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)

IF THE SHOP HAS NO SAINTS WILL A SINNER SUFFICE?

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)

NO. I CANNOT CORRUPT ONE OF THOSE TO THE EXTENT I WISH TO.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)

I'd just treat this as an opportunity to reach into your inner feelings and communicate them platonically with a fellow b3tan.

Has Yan upset you? If so how, and on what level. I think you have an excellent opportunity here to really communicate.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)

I think I may just send him a link back to this thread?

EDIT: I have done that now...

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)

Oh Noes! I didn't get one

The clique-y nature of this board is really starting to get to me. People like that obviously just love the idea of alienating the less prolific posters, and are trying to make b3ta into their own private party. That's it. I've had enough. I'm leaving forever *. Hope you're happy, Yan. In fact, I think I might go and kill myself and name you on my suicide note. Git.

* may be lies. I might just re-lurk (again)

(

Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)

Can I join in?

I missed the initial fun, but I don't want to feel left out. :p

(Virulent, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

I feel the need for seams...

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)

Hahahaha

Cock Piss Partridge FTW!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)

Seams is fine, but try to keep it under 50k

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)

such as...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)

Wanna race?..

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)

hahahah, the ED209 legs make it :D

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)

I like these legs!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)

I wholeheartedly agree!

That poodle leg is to die for

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)

don't tempt me

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)

SHITTTING HELL!!

What is that??

Its beautiful..

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)

SEAMHORSE FOR COMPO!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)

But we already have the winner.

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)

Hahaha.

Sir, you win.

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)

no bridge. not real

REAL SEAMS?

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)

Cock piss Partridge!

hahahahahaha!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)

OMFGoodness

i'm going to have to use ignore for the first time in years. Do fuck off eh troll chops.

I've been so nice and defended you, and you just persist. I am a saaaaaaaad panda.

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)

do you know what a spasm is you fucking retard?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)

A spasm is

the uncontrolable tensing of a muscle or something. But does it really matter you chud.

(RepoMan www.myspace.com/123spasm, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)

Have you read...

Wally's Guide to Making Friend and Influencing People?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)

hmm

your sig seems familiar. same cunts, different day.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)

i had a spasm once

but my ejaculate broke surface a bit lower down.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)

ur doin it wrang

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)

you know, I think you'd fit in quite well at /talk

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)

pfffffft

*feels guilty

I love talk reeeeaaally.

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)

Fuck off, we don't want him.

Give him to the QOTW Off Topic-ers.

They'll take any fucker...except the majority of /talk as it turned out.

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)

i know i said the word spasm isn't used enough

but i fear this behaviour will get your bumhole reamed inside out.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)

CONGRATUMALATIONS

... I don't mean that.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)

Fuck it, repost thread.

The b3tan zombification project, gaz me or the rev for details.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)

things have certainly taken a

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)

yeah

PEAROASTAAAAGE

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)

You don'tt need to tell me twice!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)

Well you DO need to tell me twice

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)

ahaha The thread that contained the famous words

'maybe your leg had just grow'

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)

I remember this! :D

Something about renegade pandas?

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)

*falls down dead*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)

*revives

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)

oh my goodness

I was in the most wonderful place - it was hot and sweaty and smelly and it had really really good music... and there was a large amount of nakedness but no water :(

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)

you want back?

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)

ouch!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)

oh blimey, I've missed some of those, EXCELLENTLY FREAKISH!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)

that last one is fucking sexy

not sure about the rest though. The first one give me a little boner.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)

I've had the last one.

Loose as an old sock.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)

haha

it's a relative thing.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)

there is a nice pic in my profile

of me in my vampire cape. can you zombie it up?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)

if you gaz it to me, otherwise I'll forget.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)

Oh oh oh do me, do me!

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)

Gaz me a picture, Holmes.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)

very good lady

I like them -- you got skillz to pay the billz certainly

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)

Chars me dars.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)

troll

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)

Did anyone else get a yanmania gaz?

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)

Which is a shame really, because I would have expected one having called him a cock.

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)

*feels left out

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)

no I feel left out now :(

Especially because I was niceish to him

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)

THREADJACK:

anyone here know about colour changing custom brushes in gimp? I've made a brush but it only paints black.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)

this is

fail

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)

And Now over to Jed for The Rural Weather Forecast....

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)

HOW NOW BROWN COW

Is it cold there? They must be fresian

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

stop talking bullocks

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)

*glees*

hello l00n - was just asking if anyone had seen you...

how's tricks?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

not too bad ta

you?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)

fair to middling...

I shouldn't be here - I'm away to France on Friday so I need to get a squizzilion things done :(

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)

Pffft!

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)

takin a break....

(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)

ha ha ha

very good :)

was listening to a thing the other day about how 1 can of super strength larger exceeds your recommended daily intake of alcohol...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)

I've always found it mildly insultive

That the prefered drink of choice of the homeless is called Tenants!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)

badoom

tish

:)

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)

HAH

i can't believe i've never noticed that irony

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)

*SPANG*

ning :D

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)

i heard that on radio 4

*autocomplete, good lord what a loser i am.

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)

\o/

I had to clear the private data on my firefox because I was too ashamed of my auto complete...

also - it was the Today Programme on which I heard it - and the arguments that the guy from the alcohol industry self regulator made were flimsy flim flam.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)

word

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

word to the

Humphrys meister!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)

Radio 4 would be worth the licence fee alone.

(

Thinker, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)

Don't these people go to dentists?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)

i am jealous of his smokes

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)

think it's

a 'naughty' fag - look at his eyes.....

(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)

then i'm even more jealous :(

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)

smoking* is bad

* cigarettes -- pipes and cigars ftw

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)

i love the smell of pipe smoke

and i used to enjoy a cigar every new year's eve, but i'm missing my ciggies more than i thought i would

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

with the can and ciggie, it still looks more realistic than the ones in Indy Jones IV

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)

splendid

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)

Hahahaha

FILTH!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)

you can never find two...

(

hYpe is haunted by humans, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)

UIOLOL

unintentionalOfficelol

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)

One reply!!!!

Shocking.

I'm clicking this

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)

[Gort!

Telna Geronda!]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)

Will Click For Gort!

(

..wil, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)

Klaatu Beraada Duracell!

:-))))

(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)

FP-worthy

wonderful speech bubble, too.

(

revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)

(

Microwave, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)

run away, little man!

he is gong to attack you with his portable black hole!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)

Yes

Death my minskirt wearing cavemen!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)

miniskirt?

they're stone age!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)

so people couldn't look sexy in the stone age?

paleontologist!

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)

I'd go with Betty, but I'd be thinking of Wilma.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)

hahahahaha!

she's never leave fred and we know it

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)

Yays

I knew someone would know the quote. One of the best Red Dwarf scenes ever!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)

i've got every episode

including can't smeg, won't smeg, which is hilarious.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)

maths teacher!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)

misogonist

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)

i'm not a misogynist!

i love wimmins! hell, i AM one!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)

neanderphile

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)

Cro Magnoginist

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)

touché

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)

I reckon the little guy has something up his sleeve.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)

he has very little sleeves

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)

Santa has really let himself go... Has Mrs Claus left him or something?

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)

I'm not sure but I have a sneaking suspicious that this man may not really be santa

(

Microwave, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)

AN IMPOSTER! Carrying around a sack of toys like that....

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)

Are you suggesting...

that there is no santa?

Think carefuly before answering

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)

No of course not

Just that this is perhaps a naked homeless man with a sack of rocks

(

Microwave, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)

throw a fucking rock in his eye

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)

ah being random make me laugh

I love you, have babies.

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)

True story.

Well sort of.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)

I worry about you

... what is someone takes away this harmless outlet? Think of the carnage...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)

What if someone takes away this HAMLESS outlet?

WHAT THEN?!

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)

corned beef?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)

of course!

it all makes perfect sense now!
*polishes rifle*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)

Each one certified to EC103a4

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)

Glad to see they have taken proper precautions re eyewear!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)

and the correct fire routing signage in the back

/health and safety consultant blog

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)

The lack of slip/trip warning signs

will annoy the health and safety ~~jobsworths~~ ~~dogooders~~ employees

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)

how can a swiss roll hope to maintain it's structural integrity on such a severe incline.

MADNESS!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)

Sample 3 showed signs of

structural instability.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)

if its the one which looks like

someone used it as a tampon I agree ---

WOOOOOOOOAH Lyons Mai-aid....

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)

Stress Testing

The purpose is to push the swiss roll beyond breaking point, in order to establish where said breaking point lies.

It is probable that they have gradually increased the incline over time, and are pictured in the final phase of the testing.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)

this can be achieved through accurate computer modelling

and the application of Monte Carlo simulation... I propose that we seek funding to end this horrendous cake wastage!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)

Is the technology reliable?

If so then I would support this proposal. However, the consequences if the technology is not reliable could be dire. I, for one, believe that an overall reduction in the quality of swiss rolls is a worse consequence than to waste a few.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)

that is the average incline of land in Switzerland

thus ensuring proper Swiss rolling conditions

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)

All in aid of making a better Swiss Roll

A swiss roll that can maintain its structural integrity yet remain moist and spongey on the palate.

When perfected they will be able to survive 2 full rolls down Everest and only be affordable by the 5 richest kings of Europe.

(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)

Hahahaha

Shouldn't this be a repoman post?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)

the sequence must be maintained!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)

hahahahaha

i like that

*click*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)

but what happens to the poor unrolled swiss rolls, do they not get to forfil their destiny as a delicious dessert?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)

Sadly

Landfill

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Buscuits had it good at one time, they used to put the broken ones in boxes and sell them cheap, so they too could complete their journey. Sadly this has been taken away too....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)

Could you imagine a box of "slightly squashed"

Swiss Rolls...It would be a sugary mush. (just pour the custard into the box and serve)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)

There are a couple of shops near me that still sell them!

and I believe Netto still sell broken biscuit assortment boxes

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)

ya joking, right? I've not seen any for YEARS!

*goes looking for broken biscuits*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)

don't worry

there's a recession on - broken biscuits and fish and chips with 'bits' will be back on the national diet in no time -- along with bubble and squeak and porridge.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)

But porridge is the food of kings!

Stir in a little honey and it beats any sugar-filled breakfast cereal.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)

yup

it's my favourite middle ages staple.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)

You can still get them in some really cheap supermarkets..

PoundSavers I think - and they still all taste of the same thing...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)

I shall be investigating this further.....

I thought they couldn't sell those anymore (probably EU regulations and the such)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)

There's a shop in my town called Becketts

They not only sell broken biscuit assortments, but also broken chocolate bar assortments. The last bag I bought had around 30 whole Cadburys Boost bars, it was a result for 99p

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)

hehehe

Q. How do you make a Swiss Roll?

A. Roll him down a hill

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)

ha! you fool!

Years of natural selection for life on slopes made us resistant to horizontal instability! You'll have to do more than that!
I'll suggest bringing a boat.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)

I like this

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)

hehehh

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)

I absolutely love your stuff! *fawns*

Keep em rolling ;)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)

Heath-Robinson

would be proud

(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)

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