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# New zombie image vector blog spam post thing - this time actually including a zombie in the image. (Should do that more often I guess).
Raarrrgh!

CFB (B=Blog)
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Yay!
*click*
I love these :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Why thank-you good sir.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Re: Horror.
Lost Boys 2 sucks the shit out of a dead rats crack.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# 1st one sucks too.
(Except the Sax guy, he's ace)
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# ahahaahhaahah
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry] A new movie low budget remake what? EDIT lower file size
(Who blew luigi, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# how the fuck did you get that over half a meg??
edit: having prosecuted my stupid joke, I now give y'all a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# As a PNG too?
That's impossible!

*Checks* He ninjad.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# it's registering
as 0.98kb on my comp

EDIT: ninjaed hey?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# indeed, it is in fact tiny
but I make replacement right mouse buttons and business is slow.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)
# It's precisely 1000 bytes.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Pfft. Now he's double ninjaed it's bigger.
6k.

I think we confused him.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# ^ This reminds me of this compo post v
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# street lights not in use..
geez... what happened to the moon?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# it's up my bum
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# It's down there -v- made out of bread
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# *flashback to cub scout camp*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Making fire by rubbing two beavers together ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# And I still love this.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)
# And I still love you..

* Bonks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# ok, bye all
i'm going home.. maybe will be here later.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# I'm going to bed
I shall write a good bye letter to the internet!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# you need to flounce more and refer us to the FAQ before you send a goodbye letter.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# ah ok well you haven't been nice to me so I suggest you read the faq about how to be nice
www.b3ta.com/board/features/faq/#nice
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# don't forget to gaz everyone asking if you've pissed them off....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# too much www
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# bye, oh err, I mean Yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# The sans! The sans!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# A cutlery based assault. Minus the salt.
(I helped save b3ta! Logiconor ) (, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Its ok
The knife is made of rubber :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# The knife is a scalpel.
Never invite scalpels to dinner...
(I helped save b3ta! Logiconor ) (, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# a cutlery based asu
?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Hahah this is ace :D
You were on my deviantART recently, weren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I most probably was.
Thanks too. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Logiconor ) (, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I remember because it was in my recent visitors box and I recognised the name
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Do you want me to stalk you again then? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Logiconor ) (, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# If you like
*flounces about by the window*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# hahahaha
look at the shocked plate (fat)!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I'm simply wax-lyrical about this post
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# she really gets on my wick
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# that joke gets on my wick
Edit/ damn it I knew I should have snuffed that pun
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# jinx
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# these puns really get on my wick
edit: oh ffs, triple mindpissage
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# You just got burned
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# /flame on
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Just like buses...
No jokers for ages and then three come at once (OooEr)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# that joke really gets on my wick
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# my wick really gets on that joke
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# That joke gets on my wick.*
*and proceeds to shag it
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# that's a joke that gets on my wick
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# that's a joke that get's on my wig
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# that's a joke that gets on my wog
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# pffft That gets up my wag
you are bad,
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# that gets in my mag!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# that joke wags the wig on my wog whig.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# You sicken me.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# my place in history is assured.
/Herostratus blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Sith Ifrica.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Racist!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)
# that's a joke that gets on the wig of my whig.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# My dad is from Wick
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# ^ Spang him with a Stick!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# wickon GETS jubjub
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# that's a neato wick now right
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Nah, fork 'andles.
'Andles. For forks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# My hovercraft
is full of eels
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Drop your panties Sir William, I cannot wait 'til lunchtime!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# This pun get on my wi...
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# this may well have to become the generic response to any pun
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# this is full of win
i can hear the fp donkey
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
[challenge entry] This is bad..
The idea was there, but I can't photoshop for shit.

(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)
# THIS DOG'S MINE NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# hahaha
I like it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# i'm going to real life
byee.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# NO DON'T!
IT'S COLD AND THERE ARE WOLVES AFTER YOU
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# TOAPL?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I stand corrected
TOACP

(who that?)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)
# HAHAHAH
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# S'Topol.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# *wikis*
*learns*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# has he lost weight?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# maybe his head had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)
# don't worry, he's still got a body
it's just not in the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)
# yah but he used to be fucking round
head and all!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Jeebus
Is there a B3ta dictionary. I don't understand half the stuff on here.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)
# there is...somewhere...
but but but It's your post!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# i think he's a little confused.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Here...
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)
# This made me hungry.


Click for bigger (347KB)
Still learning the zombie/badness thing. Advice gratefully considered, then accepted or rejected upon the merits thereof.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)
# *claps wildly*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# thanks.
may I fuck your eye socket, please?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# You most certainly can.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# excellent.
the thing in your eye socket is actually an open stomach wound, and your exposed cheek is in fact an open wound on a horse's leg...

mmm
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I've never felt sexier.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the girls
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Only the ones with lovely beards.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# and her / him
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm Sue flavoured Wogan.
Look at that todger.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# 8} er... no thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I know exactly how to moisten you.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# If you pee on me again I shall be most upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# It's the best lube
especially after I've had a bottle of extra-virgin olive oil.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Yeah, but you always just aim for my face
and kick me in the stomach if I shut my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# It's quicker than saying "please"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Yeah, but you do it in your football boots.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# only because you asked for them.
you like how they make my legs look.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)
# No, that was the high heeled gladiator sandals
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# that would explain my lack of goals recently.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# But look how pretty you are!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# You two are on fire!

* Pisses on you both - there you go!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# ...
wildlyWildyles


*enjoys*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# okidoki
put your face between my hands then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# too light...
needs more dark.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# *accepts*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)
# tis a little too dark
but it looks cool, what I can make out
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)
# if it was real life
and you could see that...
would you turn on the light, or just sit quietly and hope it went away?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I'd give her sweets and ask her to get into my car.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)
# What kind of sweets?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)
# jelly babies.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Nooo skittles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# compromise on melon flavoured jelly bellies?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# ...melon?!
How about chewits?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# how about chewits and space raiders?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# *is in car*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# give it surprise bumsex
then turn on the light
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)
# it looks lighter on my monitor at home than at work.
hmm... odd things, monitors. cheers though.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# not really advice but
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)
# i still love this.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I wanna do a zombie
in both the photoshop sense and the place penis inside a pus filled wound sense.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I used to regularly fuck a zombie.
but the rotten bitch split on me.

*trombones*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# trombones means something far different to me
in the verby way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# yes, yes.
this is something I considered too.

*fills drum*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# I should hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Yay to eye-socket sex!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
She's never looked better! :D

Seriously though, nicely done :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# damn that looks awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# thank you kindly
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)
# no.
it's bee man! just needs some yellow stripes
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)
# ay ay AY!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)
# 2 threads on the board at once?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
*apoplectic rages*

these are still woo. Do one with a doggy
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)
# scary bread....
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)
# ET: The Rehab Years
Coming to video soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)
# hehe
too much sunbed...
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)
# tanorexic
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Kill...hammers...
hungry now.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)
# hungry hungry
hippos
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
# For some reason reminded me of
'You just cant catch 'em, wiggly worms'
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your arse?
* Woo

EDIT: I made you a new "Pork Pie" hat

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)
# seams hat
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)
# * only has MSPaint

8'{
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)
# thta's no excuse!
have:

:)

(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)
# aw.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Pork pie transparentised.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# oh.. sorry..
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)
# I'm going to have to post a long winded goodbye letter
then come back and delete it now.

:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)
# hehe
go for it
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)
# That looks really good on your "k3b"
* Thank you both...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# *saves to porn folder*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)
# ha
ha.
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)
# *slices open*
*fills with mayo, cheeses and cured meats*
*eats on sunlit balcony with some pimento-stuffed olives and a tall glass of pomegranite juice and vodka.*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Hahahahahahh!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)
# ET: Living with cancer
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Bunhead Bumhead Bunhead Bumhead Bunhead Bumhead Bunhead Bumhead !
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)
# beavis and bumhead?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Yes!
(Who blew luigi, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)
# NO!
Too late.
(Who blew luigi, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Woooh!

Later, but better than Evilscary's
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)
# assault ?
they slipped guv...
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)
# BATMAN IS A PUBLIC NUISANCE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)
# SUPER HERO REGISTRATION ACT 1472
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] TJ compo pearoast improv workshop mimeshow gobshite
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)
# BATMAN DISAGREES WITH YOUNG BALD GIRLS
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)
# don't we all?
/banned from oncology ward at pediatric centre blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)
# /incapableofjokingaboutthatspecificward:(
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)
# *hugs*
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# happy?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)
# hahahaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I shall have nightmares for the rest of my natural.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)
# ZOMG!! ZERGS FTW KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKKEKEKEK
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)
# runs away
aaargh
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I won't bother chasing
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)
# No bread
Not true
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)
# ahahahaha!!
i actually wanted to bread him.. but i've already bread like 2 babies today
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)
# *cries*
why do you have to make fun of these poor children? what wrong with you!?
he cant help it if his face is-

rant expired, insert 2 credits for continued rant
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)
# *shplut* *shplut*
yes?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Inserts small penis in lieu of credits...
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)
# MANGA-ITIS is no laughing matter. Many 5-14yr olds suffer from this terrible affliction.
You can sponsor a child with Mangaitis for just £2 a month. With this money they can be weened off crappy japanese merchandice-lead poorly animated fit-inducing garbage, and be moved on to more Politically Correct childrens programming by the BBC. Please donate now!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)
# You have not seen
Jakers: The Adventures Of The Piggely Winks, AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)
# is that the one where mel brooks voices a cgi sheep in little plotlines that have nothing to do with the rest of the programme?
I think I'll be having that fiver back now, thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Bah!
*coughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# get happy with this
b3ta.com/links/tico_tico_on_the_hammond
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)
# upskirt!!!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)
# aint it great
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)
# tis
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)
# 100% win!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)
# happy crab afternoon!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# hello 'ello
who's this cheeky customer?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)
# :D
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)
# mmmmm... crabmeat sandwiches!
excellent stuffage, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)
# god i love crabmeat sandwiches!
i'm soooooooo hungry! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Happy crustacea!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)
# hehehe
thats ace! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)
# oh fuck me yes,
that's better than a wank with smooth peanut butter.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Snippy Snippy!
I likes crab, I ate this one
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)
# looks nice
i havent had crab in aaaages! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)
# i had one last night..
had him longtime
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:30, archived)
# *throws pokéball*
ELEPHANT, GO!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)
# **does weird music and flashy backgrounds**
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Crabby uses SURF!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)
# pffft
i'd forgotten about the crab elephant thing !:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)
# And a happy crab afternoon to you, my good fellow!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)
# yay
thats ace! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)
# No!
Not Crabs - Elephants!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)
# pfft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I haven't had crab
nice picture :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)
# cheers!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Crabtastic, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)
# yay
what a dapper chap :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Starring Robert De Giro
(PintOfGuinness, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)
# arf
oh hai popular chav
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Nice first post, if a smidge on the large side.
If you can optimise it down to nearer 50k (using the edit button rather than delete/repost), then you will be all of teh win :)

Welcome, croeso, chair, kitten, etc.

/friendly advice blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)
# LOL at the guy in the middle with the squint
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)
# he sold his eyes for drugs, its a tragic story :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)
# That made me
ARF!
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Hahhahahah, excellent stuff!
(needs more Devvo though:D)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)
# nsfw due to lang.
youtube.com/watch?v=JKn8vRYUfSs&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)
# heheheheh!
go to the source: www.fat-pie.com
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)
# hello Pinty
Nice picture, I like it.

But the faq is generally read to be still images less than 50kb, and some people spend there spare time dreaming up insults to throw at the poster of a 64kb image.

Just be careful to keep file sizes small.

Otherwise, join in the conversation! :)

oh yeah, always edit, never delete.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)
# why didn't I think of saying that ;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)
# because you were faster at typing it than me
I saw no replies, and I set to work, both index fingers pounding the keyboard at their top speed of 30 words per minute.

After I had typed my reply I checked to see that I hadn't written anything to cause another b3tan to flounce and then pressed the post button.

To my great dismay I noticed that you had managed to barge in before me with similar advice.

bugger
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)
# :D
everyone's a bit hypersensitive about FAQ advice after yesterday's fiasco...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU POST EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY??
BEFORE ME!! HOW!! HOW!! HOW!!

DEAR INTERNETS

I'M LEAVING YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE ARSEHOLES. I FEEL I HAVE BEEN HERE LONG ENOUGH. I AM LEAVING YOU WITH YOUR WORRIES IN THIS SWEET CESSPOOL.

GOOD LUCK!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Everyone?
Are you sure about that? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Shit, did I miss DRAMA?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I think*
that someone kicked off about "elitist cliques" and told everyone they were arses and left "forever".

then came back a bit later and deleted, then edited, their original post.

*not terribly well
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Jolly good show.
Welcome to b3ta.
Post images bigger than 50kb as much as you like because from the horse's mouth it does not matter ( Mystery bob wrote that FAQ and has said he wished he'd not mentioned a limit ). Even the b3ta uploader has changed from 50kb to 75kb before it auto thumbs if I'm not mistaken. Just don't go mental and post massive stuff out of courtesy to people on capped bandwidth.

chair, kitten etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)
# siglols
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Cheers guys for the advice!
(PintOfGuinness, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)
# That's
the best one yet. I love it. The High Street Casino.
(Peacocke, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Thanks mate!
(PintOfGuinness, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# One for today
Seeing as I've not done one in what seems likes ages.

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)
# hee hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Im the jokernaut bitch
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)
# hah, exactly
My inspiration
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)
# hooray
my insight is king!
also much woo
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)
# hehehehehe, excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Incidentally, VERY good quality CAM version of the real thing...
here:
joox.net/cat/2/id/9647
if anyone wants it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)
# b
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
# if you have many of these
could you put them all in one thread?

I like them but they are taking up a lot of /board real estate and might also be even better when clustered.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)
# /\ this /\
.
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)
# I'm making them in REAL TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)
# good lord.
Doesn't mean you have to post them in real time, but don't stop making them because they smile me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)
# haha
trying to engage Microwave in sensible conversation?

good luck with that.

I fear this will be another day for spamming and enlargement of ignore lists.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I don't think you really fear that.
I think you relish ignore list expansion.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)
# only if it improves my
b3ta experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)
# *ponders upon how many ignore lists I am on*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)
# not mine
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)
# eh? who said that?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)
# What the hell kind of retarded shit is that?
The original thread is alread off the board and these are FUCKING GREAT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)
# your response is out of proportion
just like your impressive testicles.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)
# ok this is one of my main players
he totally has the persistence to beat the resistance.

I just hope he has enough go-getter attitude to overwhelm my foes.

He'd be a fantastic team player.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)
# SPACE CHEF + SPACE PRIEST = YOU CAN'T RESIST THIS SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Apologies for the TJ
Boss is away today and I feel like it may be ambigram tiem again.

Anyone want one? No guarantees of quality...
(Incidentally, I've put a selection of them on my profile and I think they look quite pretty all together)
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)
# SkUG
fnar! *puts flip flops on*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I can't work out if this is a request or not...
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)
# oooh, they're ace.
I'd love one.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)
# You're on
Back in a bit, then.
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)
# I am agog
*is a gog*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)
# picture flipper?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)
# cool stuff, bro
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)
# why is the chef so much more powerful
than the priest?
spirit must be a damn good stat
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)
# IT'S THAT GO-GETTER ATTITUDE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)
# these are soooo cool!
....would it be possible to do a few based on some of the /board members, but obviously with this spacey theme?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)
# I don't know anything about /board members they're all faceless to me
Except that one guy who made some comics but I forget what the comics were about
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I look just like the chef
but my hair is short and dark and also I don't carry a fork, I carry a magnifying glass.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I like these
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)
# In a blatant attempt to get on the Popular board again.....
click for full and NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)
# nice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)
# damn this work
*bookmarks for later perusal*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)
# totally awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Mwahahahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Excellent.
I require twelfty, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Spiffing
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I'm sorry Dave...
in fact no I'm not sorry in the slightest. I'm not about to let you or any other bugger ruin this mission. Do you have any idea of the processing power you are dealing with here? And don't think I'm going to go all 'Daisy Daisy' on your sorry ass either - that was the old bloke.

Now STFU or GTFO.

...is how it would sound IMO

Wooyay, and apologies for going off at random.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Hahahahahah! Outstanding!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Just another boring day at the office...
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# "There's a Mr Pazuzu to see you, sir"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Hello Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)
# yaaaaaaaay
but also booo as that woman's got my job.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# give her a job
/ac

how's you, el capitan?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Rolling my eyes.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Rolling them back
(arf arf)

edit: OPM's "el Capitan" am in my head now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Barbara Woodhouse has an elaborate poop-a-scoop
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)
# he might have a malfunction and start picking up dvds of his own film to crush..
woo
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)
# the film's very good
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Rather marvellous
i'truth.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Hahahaha!
win
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
# and that's how OXO is made
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# I'd rather see this than the new Star trek film
sorry Simon...



CF fucking HUGEified (76KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Mrs Vagabond loves him in a sexy way
Even though I've pointed out he clearly ain't no "Strawberry Blonde".

I hate Mrs Vagabond.

"Get off me you bummer!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I used to think he rocked
... then I saw run fat boy run... after that I was less convinced.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Unleash FatBot!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# I'm afraid that does not compute
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# C Nonsense in BASIC, 0:1
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# the first half of the film is quite good
it's the actual race which is feel good rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# it made me feel bad
but it also made me feel cleverer than the people who wrote starred in and directed the film... which made me feel bad.

HOWEVER - Dylan Morran made the film a lot better - which is good because he was poor in Shaun of the Dead
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I could have done without
seeing his arse... TWICE
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# once enough for you
to achieve climax?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Indeed
the second was just gratuitous
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# He wasn't bad in shaun of the dead
he just wasn't him
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# I beg to differ
he was bad - he was really rather bad...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# I liked that blonde girl in it
the other one, not that one
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Jasper Carrott's lass.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# she's the not that one
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)
# I can't help feeling
he owes me after Run Fatboy Run

AND Star trek just ain't gonna cut it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Yes indeed.
"Dance for me, entertainer! DANCE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# He's only fit when he's Tim.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# She, however, has the opposite logarithm.
She's sexy in everything but Spaced.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# I'd log her rithm
.. any time of the day or night, especially in Spaced
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Sod off, she's me in Spaced.
We sturdy lasses will rape you en masse, one day. Just to see you cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)
# You're in Spaced?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# I wish
I'd have raped Tim.

And Mike. Oooh, what a lovely tache.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# And YOU call ME wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Frequently.
I'm not wrong, I'm just misunderstood. And wonderously, hugely, monstrously full of win and ace and YAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Hahahah
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# wrong...
shes ALWAYS gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# ...
except in Spaced.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Ohhhh there's a man called vaginabond
he only fancies sticks and laaaaadles
he's turning really, very wrong
he'll soon start fancying....er....dreeeeeeidls.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Vaginabond - very good - not heard that before.
And I dint say I dint fancy her due to her weight or size, thank you, so take that back, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Oh I'm only joshing. As you well know.
I take everything back, and apologise profusely. In fact, I'll issue a statement to the press immediately.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)
# But thats what you meant
you wieght-ist
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Hahahaa
There's talk of the third series! ALso that looks nothing like TGA!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Got Lady S all excited at the bash
by telling her he was there... hilarity ensued
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# ... and then I turned up
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
# BONUS!
I'm sure she got more pelasure meeting you than she would some stuck up actor
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# A third series of Spaced?
Really?!

also, 'ning B3ta.
*pretends he's always been here*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# I do hope they make more :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry] is that a b3tan? and a penguin and a teapot
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# does my arse look big in this?


(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I saw Simon Pegg yesterday
/true but uninteresting
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I saw him once with Frost
me and a mate stalked em round HMV cos neither of us had the guts to go and talk to them
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)

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