It's gettin' hot in here (so hot)
...so take off all your clothes
My stuff Here!
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 17:44,
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My stuff Here!
Arf
British Gas will soon have them wairing two jumpers in hell.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 17:55,
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Just like to make people aware of this monstrosity of a site:
faceinhole.com.
If anyone posts any of these then flame them until they are charcoal.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 17:32,
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If anyone posts any of these then flame them until they are charcoal.
Its awful
its only a matter of time (tomorrow) before L-platers start posting them.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 17:36,
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Breaker 1-9, breaker 1-9, this here's the Rubber Ducky, ya got your ears on?
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 17:11,
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Entente Cordiale
Mr Sarkozy and Mr Brown's special relationship.
Taking it a bit far really.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 17:04,
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Taking it a bit far really.
Those darn French . . .
they fight with their tongues and do other things with their feet !
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 17:07,
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Lovely, and T.J.
just got an email from a client... Our own BHLC is famous.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 17:06,
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He doesnt claim that joke as his own though right?
I think George Formby was telling that one at Anzio
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 17:22,
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Obviously I would prefer both,
but given the choice, I would deffo have to go for the hat!
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 17:02,
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That was my immediate thought.
Not that I ever think about that normally.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 17:05,
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Quick, suggest it to Japanese manufacturers!
This is quite a feasible hat.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:58,
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Hamster????
Looks like Richard Hammond is slumming it these days...
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Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:44,
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that's nioce
but the one on the right has a very vacant look on her face
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:48,
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may I question your sexuallity mrs monkey?
Where was it on the night of the 14th?
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 17:09,
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That's how she gets her plane tickets...
Looks like she's gonna have to raid a few more "treasures" to earn that prize:D
Another request of mine come true maybe?
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:54,
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Another request of mine come true maybe?
never
I will make it my personal crusade to ensure that you never get anything that you want out of life... including disappointment.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:56,
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^ Would
Right, I am off early today and the pubs are open and I am going to drive the long way as I fancy a game of "Traffic Tourette's".
See you all later or in the Ning.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:41,
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Right, I am off early today and the pubs are open and I am going to drive the long way as I fancy a game of "Traffic Tourette's".
See you all later or in the Ning.
Hahaha
Psssst.
www.b3ta.com/board/8621647
I won't waste a new thread with it...
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:37,
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www.b3ta.com/board/8621647
I won't waste a new thread with it...
Can just imagine him saying
"Don't make me angry." in his Irish accent...
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:40,
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If HE put his hand on yer knee.....
....he wouldn't NEED a gun to kneecap yez.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:47,
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hurrah
you have made me chuckle.
Great source image, and a gibbon with the perfect expression.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:38,
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Great source image, and a gibbon with the perfect expression.
Well I love this so much I want to sex it hard
Very Tribs-esque (I hope that's a compliment)
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:32,
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Oh this wins absolutely bloody everything!
w/y/h/full-on PANOWIE!
Wallpaper sized perchance?
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:32,
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Wallpaper sized perchance?
i don't think that it'd work in my room
maybe if the whole skyline was done...
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOh that kind of wallpaper. don't i look silly
nice pic. i nearly blinded myself on them searchlights that're in place as a tribute when i flew over NYC at 11pm at night
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:36,
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOh that kind of wallpaper. don't i look silly
nice pic. i nearly blinded myself on them searchlights that're in place as a tribute when i flew over NYC at 11pm at night
Something something - dark side, something something - complete!
Woo! :D
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 17:05,
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That is darn tasty work.
Insert obligatory Woo! and even a Yay! at this point.
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Tue 5 Aug 2008, 4:34,
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not another olympic rings/smog pic....
sorry,
blog and archive
nb - if anyone wants a low file size but hi-res 'olympic logo' image to make your own t-shirt, you can get it here :
www.bbdo.co.uk/blog/archives/796
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:23,
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blog and archive
nb - if anyone wants a low file size but hi-res 'olympic logo' image to make your own t-shirt, you can get it here :
www.bbdo.co.uk/blog/archives/796
yes, they are destroying their locality making cheap crap for foreign idiots to purchase
but I REALLY need this damn it :D
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:25,
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I don't know about the cheap bit...
macbooks and ipods are a bit on the expensive side :-)
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:29,
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well, that's because steve jobs emits powerful "JOBS RAYS" into them before they are put into retail distribution
they make people who think they are cooler than everyone else want to buy them :)
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:30,
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Hmmm
I almost bought it for the "masculine" stainless steel. But... "it's"? "IT'S"?!?!?
You just lost a sale, ChinaVision!
*takes money to dealextreme instead*
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:30,
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You just lost a sale, ChinaVision!
*takes money to dealextreme instead*
these folks sell such an array of electronic junk that I "need"
must have wrist phone, hd camera and mp4 playing player (that may even play mp4's)
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:34,
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I would like to film a clock for 12 hours
and watch it on my wrist phone
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:40,
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That is very very good
Both hilarious and woo. With a serious point.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:29,
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Excellent image
I expect to see in the sunday papers very soon...
In the meantime, squatters have descended on the new olympic stadium...
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:31,
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In the meantime, squatters have descended on the new olympic stadium...
KILL IT with Torches and burning pitchforks!!
fecking spiders... *shudders*
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:17,
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super
and you're healing up well and all that?
Is it noticably different to eat now?
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:27,
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Is it noticably different to eat now?
different is not the word!
i've lost 3 stones, it takes me an hour to drink a cup of tea, i'm eating baby food and i'm bloated after a tiny jar! it doesn't hurt, though. i took all the plasters off today and i just have a few tiny scars and mild scabbage.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:30,
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YOU'VE LOST 3 STONE
Fuck, that's like a leg and a half!
I'm really pleased it's gone well, i know they've got mad surgical skills, but it's still a big deal.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:32,
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I'm really pleased it's gone well, i know they've got mad surgical skills, but it's still a big deal.
mexican red-kneed tarantula
named elvira. she was great for shitting my cousin up.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:26,
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I would have loved to see her in the talent portion . .
let alone the evening gown or bikini portions . . .
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:28,
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the evening gown tended to gather on her thorax
and have you ever tried finding bikini bottoms with 6 leg holes?
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:32,
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Bugger - sorry board...
Would you like me to move that to my other post?
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:15,
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THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED
I AM GOING TO PROTEST AGAINST YOU OUTSIDE THE CHINESE EMBASSY!
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:17,
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I said sorry and as people have responded I will not be deleting it
SORRY
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:19,
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SORRY
It would have cracked me up if we weren't in this one either!
:D
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:20,
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That's a good thing
Did you know that Edam is also made backwards?
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:25,
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One must keep a head of the curve . . .
on top of things as it were . . .
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:22,
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Bloody cats. Go to Alton Towers and leave my washing machine alone!
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:05,
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It's got to be Whiskas, but any Guinness like substance will do.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:09,
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sudden threadjack:
Dear B3ta,
My wolf needs a new haiku.
Please can you tell me a nice haiku for my wolf?
For reference (however inaccurate) a haiku in this situation refers to a poem with lines of length 5, 7 and 5 syllables.
Please make me a new haiku. The one the Cap'n made me has begun to curl in the sun.
Thanks,
M.
P.s. www.yesyouaremyhaikumakingbitches.com
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:11,
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My wolf needs a new haiku.
Please can you tell me a nice haiku for my wolf?
For reference (however inaccurate) a haiku in this situation refers to a poem with lines of length 5, 7 and 5 syllables.
Please make me a new haiku. The one the Cap'n made me has begun to curl in the sun.
Thanks,
M.
P.s. www.yesyouaremyhaikumakingbitches.com
wolves are very nice
they eat poor people and cats
they have furry fur too.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:13,
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they have furry fur too.
Er...
Deer Bee Three Tee Ay
My Wolf needs a new haiku
Can you tell me one?
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:14,
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My Wolf needs a new haiku
Can you tell me one?
That's more like it.
I have plenty more like that, for example.
Oh look you have done
A new haiku for my wolf
Thank you for your eff (orts).
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:35,
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Oh look you have done
A new haiku for my wolf
Thank you for your eff (orts).
the previous one was
I am Haiku wolf
You are not Haiku wolf, no
you wish you were, chum
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:40,
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You are not Haiku wolf, no
you wish you were, chum
yes
I will do a better version of it at some point, as it was a rush job last night
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:12,
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my furry vince
shall be chosen to sit upon my nightstand tonight, instead of being relegated to the basket with the rest of the furries that i keep being given.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:14,
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I wonder if vince is actually based upon someone called vince
with unusual teeth
I wonder :D
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:12,
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I wonder :D
hmmmmmm vince.....vince.....
no, i don't remember there being a vince 15 yars ago. i haven't had him, so there's a good chance he's still alive and functioning ;)
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:37,
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that is pretty damn disgusting.... WOOO!
sorry for the TJ, but anyone else see this? news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7540427.stm just as bad as creationism...
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:08,
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I am a Pizzestablishmentalist
My church believes the earth to be a celestial pizza, orbiting the Central Oven. Our orbit narrows each year and one day we will arrive inside the oven, and the world will be cooked into its truest form. Then God eats it.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:13,
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Ah yes, but what toppings do you have on your pizza?
*remembers the great Olive Jihad of the early 1200s...*
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:16,
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aye
saw it earlier, loved the "it goes on infinitely on the horizontal"
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:13,
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hahah, that was brilliant....
what bothers me is, why can we not see land beyond the sea at every beach/cliff etc in the world? What with the wolrd being flat and all I should be able to, shirly?
If I can see Proxima Centauri (which is a bit over 4 light years away I think) I damn well should be able to see New York from Wales
(/Ill thought out arguement blog)
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:22,
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If I can see Proxima Centauri (which is a bit over 4 light years away I think) I damn well should be able to see New York from Wales
(/Ill thought out arguement blog)
the illuminati put mirrors on the sea so all you see is the water
it's "obvious"
/paranoid conspiracy blog
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:23,
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/paranoid conspiracy blog
that reminds me, I've really got to read the "Illuminatus!" trilogy sometime....
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:25,
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no!
keep them wrapped in tinfoil! or 'they' will get you, man
:D
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:28,
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:D
Haha no that's way funnier than creationism.
At least this lot aren't lobbying for the curriculum to be re-written...
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:14,
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oh crap... you've just proved them right, as this can't possibly be fake, unlike those photos NASA 'shopped of the Earth from the moon
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:24,
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STOP THIS SILLY NONSENSE!
Hahaha
I'm going to do one where he's all green :P
EDIT:
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:05,
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I'm going to do one where he's all green :P
EDIT:
I found the awesome made up words "GRUKEDO" and "WAGMOO"
i've won
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 15:58,
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this is awesome
despite being mildly headache-inducing and lacking in me-ness.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 15:59,
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Sorry guys, I just scanned through this page of posts
and I was doing this when JJ posted.
Sorry if I missed anyone else....
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:04,
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Sorry if I missed anyone else....
sorry just won't cut it
i demand you make another, this time with added me!
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:06,
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I foundd...
mofaha, yanmania, shada, barryheadwound, and wil. What do I win?
EDIT: Just found theoriginalsteve
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:00,
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EDIT: Just found theoriginalsteve
I tried to find a song just now
because I accidentally quoted it up there^^
And so now I want to link it even though you'll probably say it's shit. xD
www.megaupload.com/?d=ZPV3A82R
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:16,
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And so now I want to link it even though you'll probably say it's shit. xD
www.megaupload.com/?d=ZPV3A82R
I've nearly finished, I've only got my name to find.... :(
Spoiler!
img375.imageshack.us/img375/1743/20048363aq8.jpg
/Spoiler!
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:04,
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img375.imageshack.us/img375/1743/20048363aq8.jpg
/Spoiler!
* Sorry I must have missed you...
I was doing this realy quick so I did not get nicked by the boss.
EDIT: well done on completing it!
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:07,
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EDIT: well done on completing it!
that is fucking ace
nice work mate.
damn - there's shitloads of a's!
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:08,
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damn - there's shitloads of a's!
found me!
ive never been in a wordsearch before... i have been in a turdsearch... that was messy
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:16,
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I do so look forward to the regular updates of your cement-related trials and tribulations.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 15:52,
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life man, if it wasn't for cement we'd be beating ourselves with rocks in caves
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 15:53,
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I still do that.
Cement has had very little personal impact on me.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 15:55,
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cementitious!
Such a lovely word... I like it as much as: struthious, cucurbitaceous, ovine, ... (and many others whose definition begins "Of or like a...").
(Edited to be less of a tit (I hope)).
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:13,
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(Edited to be less of a tit (I hope)).
from something I once saw
"Hole was refilled with cementious and bituminious material"
oh how I love it when someone just tries to look more intelligent :)
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:23,
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oh how I love it when someone just tries to look more intelligent :)
Oh dear, mangledge.
Lots of English sounds earthy and blunt -- which is fine -- but it's nice to chuck in something crisper from time to time. English is like an amazing technical lego set, and using it is free, so why not!
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:45,
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Question...
Any more end of day doodles? I demand Chloe and Sky and/or including Squits action.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 15:52,
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What? She still has 2 ropes to climb along
She can stuff the hamster-idol in her ampleness.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 15:54,
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she has pockets, hasn't she?
she can put it in her pocket and swing across. problem solved!
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 15:54,
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Such a precarious position . . .
to perform such a cunning stunt . . . and vise a versa !
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 15:54,
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she clearly made it across the first bit of non-bridge
what's so worrying about the second?
honestly, furry explorers these days. so lazy.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 15:56,
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honestly, furry explorers these days. so lazy.
haha what has she got to iron
CANT POSSIBLY LEAVE THE HOUSE WITH A CRINKLY BRA
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:02,
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Sky's a babe of epic proportions
She gets herself in fun situations like for us, shirly?
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:00,
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you're pretty doting towards jollyjack
are you his pure target audience? the kind he draws the gigantic-fetish stuff for?
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:03,
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In a non gay way.
Just like his drawings is all
*puts his hands behind his back, scuffs the floor with his left foot and looks all innocent*
Plus I like boobs and funny situations. He delivers those with aplomb.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:05,
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*puts his hands behind his back, scuffs the floor with his left foot and looks all innocent*
Plus I like boobs and funny situations. He delivers those with aplomb.
Too bad...
You better get chisseling away then if you want that Aplomp. Probably stuck inside it.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:14,
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ARGH! YOU GIT!
I'm bloody halfway through colouring this.
Damn you!
*shakes fist*
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:10,
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Damn you!
*shakes fist*
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