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ok not great but hey.

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)

is that Duchovny fisting two floating Muppets?

this had better be my stats quote or I'm gonna be REALLY annoyed

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)

yep

thats how he was discovered.

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)

Kermit, Fozzie, or Duchovny?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)

all 3

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)

Vienna?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)

Risotto?

'ning Jake!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Cherie!

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:13, archived)

*nightmares*

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:18, archived)

hahaha nice!

Can I ask where you got your sauce for this? I hunted around to do a Ted picture but no joy

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)

twas just a google

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)

I am an idiot.

and obviously didnt try hard enough.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)

right just need some decent sauce images for Right Said Fred now...

anyone?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)

You are the best Dad ever.

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fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:45, archived)

Holy Shitting Cuttlefish™!

That is damn scary......

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)

Everyone's bigging up that [rec] at the moment

is it spiffy?

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)

I've been after a scary movie for years. Nothing has come close to creeping me out

(not since I watch The Thing when I was 7). This, however DID creep me out.
Utterly awesome movie; just make sure you watch it before Quarantine comes out (and DON'T watch the quarantine trailer)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)

I like the creepy ones

I may have to visit play.com now, and avoid watching trailers.

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)

'ning

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)

I'm getting high off this.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)

Following on from last weeks

www.b3ta.com/board/8706373 , here's the view from inside (at night - with added badgers)

Or, if you must, there's a significantly better quality 2240x1680 1MB version here.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:04, archived)

bloody hell thats woosome!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:07, archived)

cheers!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:08, archived)

Real Photo Monday?

Awesome stuff!

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Joliet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:08, archived)

Real, only in the rendered sense :)

Edit: How rude of me - thank you!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)

that is one seriously impressive crystal tower!

outstanding!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:08, archived)

Thank you!

it took 8 days to render out!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)

EIGHT days? holy hell...!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)

yeah, I know....

I really should get out more.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:12, archived)

Utterly lovely

*Click*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)

Thank 'ee

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:33, archived)

Sweet.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)

Was this sufficiently big for your purposes?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)

Unfortunately, I don't think so. But it'll stretch :)))

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)

Sorry, I'll try harder next time.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:54, archived)

I'm real picky about my desktops.

Your images are the only ones I compromise in quality and stretch over 3000px.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:56, archived)

\o/

*is deeply honoured*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:12, archived)

Cor!

You're too good at these!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)

Not very quick, though...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:33, archived)

Ah the 50ies, good vibrations.

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sinisterduck, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:01, archived)

Hahahahahahah

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ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:01, archived)

i bet a vibrator in 1955 was fecking huge!

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:02, archived)

ooofh.....haahahahha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:03, archived)

Pffft!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:05, archived)

arf!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:07, archived)

*feels a bit queasy*

Woo though. :|

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Joliet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:08, archived)

Hahahaha!

*Click*

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Monty Propps, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:56, archived)

Who was it who said

"Everyone in the world has one thing in common, they've all reverse head fucked their mum"

Genius

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Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:02, archived)

Wasn't going to post this, but then thought I might as well...

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)

pfffftttt!

Why on earth weren't you going to post this?

Are posters suppossed to operate some kind of quality control over their work now?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:37, archived)

I wonder what impact that would have on b3ta

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:38, archived)

There'd be no night shift

for one thing.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)

pffft, beat me to it!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:51, archived)

It would never work!

Tuesdays would be like a ghost town.
:)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:51, archived)

*tumbleweeds*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:51, archived)

Hahahaha!

*makes a note to buy some bug spray for her computer at lunchtime*

Nice win at the weekend *grumble, grumble, grumble*

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Joliet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:38, archived)

I must admit I nearly stuck a Wasp on the can...

but thought that was unfair.

Hope you had a good day anyway!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:40, archived)

Rockin

Except walking from Twickenham to Richmond. The blokes in our party decided to stay for a drink after the game which means the rugby bus from Twickenham to Richmond had stopped running. There isn't a direct bus from Twickers so we had to walk. Was extremely happy when we eventually got to the vodka bar.

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Joliet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:45, archived)

Must admit, I was a bit fed up with the rain diluting my Guinness...

gonna get me some of those little cocktail umbrellas. I reckon it could be a good look

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)

haha!!

nice

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)

HAhaha

Aceness!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)

HehHehHeh!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:05, archived)

Personally, I think it's a great idea

At least the schedule would be the same every night...

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/7603396.stm

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)

Rab C Nesbitt Double Bill ftw!

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Joliet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:32, archived)

yeah

don't forget Absolutely

and Still Game

and...er...Dotaman

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:32, archived)

dah... Absolutely!

Now that was good... I keep fondling the box set in HMV

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:34, archived)

and that 'comedy' about gay airline stewards

I think it was called "The High Life" and had Alan Cummins(sp?) in it. It was also shhhhhite.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:34, archived)

hahah fuck yes

it was indeed terrible

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)

But the theme tune rocked hard

If you're feeling kinda tedious
If life is seriously mediocre
Here's how to get that adrenaline flowing
Just step aboard a boeing going hiiiiiigh

We're living the high life
We're living it weeeell
We're living the high life
Where everything's sweeeeell
We're up in the sky
We're flying so high
Oh my, oh my!
We're living the Hiiiiiiigh liiiiiiife
The High Life!

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Joliet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:37, archived)

"Oh deerie deerie me" as they used to say

I had a girlfriend at the time who loved it, so I was forced to watch.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:57, archived)

I was about 14 when it was on TV

so my viewing hadn't really expanded past Friends at that stage

except for late nights on BBC2 when Bottom was on the tele. I was inexplicably drawn and yet repulsed by it.

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Joliet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:07, archived)

That counts as ethnic programming

and contributes towards the BBC quota.

FACT

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:37, archived)

And City Lights

and naked video

and Eorpa

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:57, archived)

I just spent 20 minutes watching Can Seo

I must be nuts

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)

fool

In other news, I just remembered my two favourites: Chewin' the fat, and Only an excuse

EDIT: Auld year's night wouldn't be the same without them

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:01, archived)

The High Life was so silly it was good

I have the series on this comp somewhere...
Ah, Alan Cumming before he went off to Hollywood...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:55, archived)

hahaha!!

'ningles joe!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)

ningles big B!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:34, archived)

I know that rab c pic :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:34, archived)

pffft

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:38, archived)

HAhaa

'ning matey!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:35, archived)

ningles tan

how does monday find you?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:38, archived)

Cowering in a corner clutching my head!

and how's your good self?

:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)

hahahhahaha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)

10.00pm Film: Braveheart

(except for our viewers in Scotland)

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)

because we're sick of seeing it

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)

And it's tremendously historically inaccurate.

Where's the fucking bridge!!??
(My girlfriend is from Stirling you see.)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)

Yay for casual racism first thing on a Monday morning!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:57, archived)

My name is John McCaine ... NING!

Click for slightly bigger

Stand up with me ... and blow the bloody doors off, America.

(No doubt Bundin, but I haven't seen it)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:24, archived)

You obviously don't frequent B3ta very much

Prolly bindun at least twice a day for two weeks by people who haven't learned how to use the Search feature.

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Joliet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:30, archived)

Shite.

In that case, allow myself to present ... myself with this ...

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)

Consider yourself fully redeemed

:OD

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Joliet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)

\o/

By the way, I tried search (which I still don't fully trust) and it didn't throw up any obvious John McCain/Michael Caine mixtures. Lots of Oven chips and John McClane though.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)

ooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:04, archived)

You'll be pleased to know that I've nipped to the loo and untwisted my knickers

fluffy times are here again.

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Joliet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)

KNICKERS!

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)

I thought it was Charlie Sheen

for a short moment.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:34, archived)

I don't get it

but I like their Carling-inspired banners

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)

you know, this could really happen...

they elected schwarzenegger already!

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:51, archived)

He's got my vote

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:56, archived)

Well, seeing as how it appears to be random shite Monday:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_the_Earth_Stood_Still_(2008_film)

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..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:10, archived)

Has Alex Winter

turned into jennifer Connely?

nings!!!!!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:14, archived)

hahahah, that's just looney :D

'ningles to the lot of ya!

Bill and Neo's Matrix Adventure

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:15, archived)

Hahaha

Morning all!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:17, archived)

Morning Tan-sir.

Alright?

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ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:18, archived)

Morning buddy!!

I am far too tired to be at work, how's yourself?
:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:24, archived)

I'm good, thanks :]

I get mondays free from college, so I called Grandma this morning to see if she's busy :]
So I'm going to see her later this morning.

I'd be up a bit later, anyway, but my internal alarm clock goes off at 7.

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ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:27, archived)

Nice!

Sounds better than a day shuffling paper.
Loved that Vector btw!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:34, archived)

Ooh, which?

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ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)

This one!!

clansoul.deviantart.com/art/Nigel-Cassidy-94957379

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:48, archived)

Aha, cheers!

I stall haven't got paid for it.
I need money for food!

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ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)

That's never good.
I know how you feel, I might start begging on the net soon, maybe start selling you guys shoes!!
hehehe.

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)

Hahahah!

I have mondays off.
HA.

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ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:18, archived)

DUUUUDE!

my nipper watched this the other day really enjoyed it!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:23, archived)

Hahaha!

That is most certainly random.

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Joliet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:32, archived)

genuine sign at a family planning clinic

honestly, you just can't make this stuff up

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 8:15, archived)

i'll bet.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 8:17, archived)

i'll see that bet and raise you an ante

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 8:18, archived)

I've seen your auntie

i'd rather have the bet

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arrangedletters, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 8:20, archived)

hahaha

crazy foo'

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 8:21, archived)

Or how about.....

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 8:25, archived)

also good

also also -

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 8:29, archived)

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..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 8:36, archived)

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 8:46, archived)

RPS is shit,

but this clearly isn't RPS, so, erm, woo?

Fuggit, I'm roasting my Bio-Gort 'cos I did a few extra bits on him, refresh if you can't see his new metallic shininess:

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..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 8:27, archived)

very nice mr wil

however the lack of lunchbox leaves me cold, at least give it a camel toe

edit - all pop music becomes a 7 year loop? 5 minutes of pop trash is bad enough

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 8:31, archived)

Gort does not have camel toe!

Nor I would guess has much use for genitals. Or a mouth. Or fingers. In fact sexually, he's pretty screwed.

Or not...

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..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 8:38, archived)

yeah most printing companies

make sure that the blur is different on each line and illustrator uses the wank kerning of photoshop.

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sinisterduck, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 8:29, archived)

i used paint shop pro

err i mean it's real, what you talking about willis?

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 8:30, archived)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 7:53, archived)

TRI-POD

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 7:54, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 7:59, archived)

by jove, he's straddling one massive pink unicorn leg!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 8:09, archived)

If it stays that colour

I think he should see a doc, (or lay off the self abuse for a while)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 8:14, archived)

i have this problem

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 8:22, archived)

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 7:15, archived)

touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 7:17, archived)

AH WANNA BEEE DUUURRRRTY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 7:23, archived)

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 7:24, archived)

*speaks the line 'creatures of the night' affecting a dramatic tone*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 7:26, archived)

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 7:27, archived)

YOU FUCKING CAN FUCKING MAKE FUCKING SERIOUS FUCKING MONEY WITH A FUCKING BALD FUCKING BUTTPROSTITUE LIKE FUCKING THAT.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 7:30, archived)

whoa

hahahaha

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 7:32, archived)

LAST ONE

SERIOUSLY?
SERIOUSLY

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 7:37, archived)

ahhhhhahhhahhah.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 7:39, archived)

YEAH, I AIN'T TOO!

LAST ONE AIN'T IT NEITHER, AIN'T IT STRANGE?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 7:41, archived)

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 7:47, archived)

HAHAHA!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 7:48, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAH!!

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ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:09, archived)

NOT MUCH CALL FOR IT ROUND THESE PARTS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 7:40, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 7:47, archived)

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 7:54, archived)

THAT IS RIGHT, AIN'T IT?

PLACE OF HOT AND COLD RUNNING SHOPPING-CARTS
FILLED WITH CANS AND BOTTLES-- 24 HOURS A DAY.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 7:57, archived)

Speaking of standards...

Doc still hasn't told me how that damn snaxe drives standard.

Can't do an in-car view until then.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 7:20, archived)

a new twist on an old favorite!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 7:29, archived)

by which i mean my dick.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 7:29, archived)

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 7:31, archived)

hahahahahaha

what?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 8:10, archived)

*yawn, stretch* Nings, is this yet another example of someone falling out with someone on Talk,

and then coming over onto the main board to try and annoy us as if we are all collectively responsible? 'Cos we aren't y'know.

However, you do seem to collect all of Pasanonic's nude pictures, which is relevant to my interests... ;)

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..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 8:23, archived)

THE PAIN IN MY NUTSACK IS CONSIDERABLE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 7:11, archived)

Where did you get the photo of me without my hat on?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 7:14, archived)

ho ho.

those photos of that craigslist douchebag below reminded me of Howard Stern and Marilyn Manson, alternately.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 7:19, archived)

Pussy v Snake

My father has recently retired, and taken to sending me pictures of the pets...

Click for bigger (127KB)

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BG, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 6:01, archived)

oh for fuck's sake

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 6:09, archived)

seriously?

i would be disappointed but i guess i'm not.

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d d, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 6:11, archived)

hahahahaha

if YOU think i've gone too far then i need to reevaluate my entire life as a whole.

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 6:14, archived)

Chasing common garden cocks is nothing to aspire to.

Stick to what you know.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 6:17, archived)

sound advice

albeit unintentionally vaguely homophobic

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 6:21, archived)

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 7:07, archived)

MY PINKY FINGER IS SO FUCKING EXTENDED RIGHT NOW

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 7:11, archived)

seriously?

i would be disappointed but i guess i'm not.

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 7:17, archived)

IF THERE WERE THREE SHIFT KEYS ON THIS DUMB KEYBOARD I WOULD PROBABLY PRESS THEM ALL AT ONCE BUT I MIGHT NEED ANOTHER PINKY FINGER

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 7:18, archived)

SERIOUSLY?!

I WOULD BE DISAPPOINTED BUT I GUESS I'M NOT

I GUESS I'M NOT
I GUESS I'M NOT
I GUESS I'M NOT

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 7:20, archived)

GUESS THE COCK'S ON THE OTHER FOOT NOW, HUH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 7:24, archived)

THE FONT ABUSE IN THIS MAKES ME WANT TO DO RUDE THINGS WITH BADGERS.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 7:16, archived)

my cat would've loved him some snaxe, back in the day.

but he's blind in one eye now, so it would not be fair

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 6:53, archived)

a poem i wrote at 6am today.

Click for bigger (32KB)

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 5:52, archived)

gay

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 5:54, archived)

your mom is.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 5:55, archived)

I dont have a mOm

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 5:57, archived)

neither do i.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 5:59, archived)

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 5:58, archived)

WHERES THE HAIRS!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 5:59, archived)

glad i didn't wait till the gay shift to post this.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 5:59, archived)

I'm in Manchester

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 6:01, archived)

i'm in santa fe.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 6:02, archived)

is anyone going to read it or should i delete the thread?

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 6:07, archived)

Aww I was just taking the piss

It's quite lovely really. Nice work.

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 6:08, archived)

thanks.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 6:11, archived)

It's not a suicide note is it

Should I phone the authorities

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 6:12, archived)

go ahead and phone them anyway.

they'll have a good laugh.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 6:14, archived)

has that been your experience?

by the way change up line 10... the al gore reference is too distracting.

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 6:18, archived)

that was intentional.

the two lines after that are supposed to reference how he or anyone might mislead us for their own purposes.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 6:19, archived)

ah, i see.

the new girl from alaska seems particularly dastardly. watch out for her.

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 6:22, archived)

sarah palin?

when she was announced mccain couldn't stop watching out for her chest.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 6:24, archived)

a 51% majority and a funeral, and she's your new president.

stranger things have happened.

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 6:26, archived)

the kkk are planning to assassinate obama.

i'm still planning to assassinate bush.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 6:28, archived)

IT RHYMES IT IS A POEM

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 6:54, archived)

it poems it is a rhyme.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 6:55, archived)

To think, I almost avoided b3ta tonight.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 5:18, archived)

BRB, CAMMIN WITH SNAXESAC.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 5:23, archived)

pffffffffffffffffffffft.

I was very productive this morning..
THEN I CAME HERE AT LUNCHTIME AND IT ALL WENT TO CUSTARD

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 5:25, archived)

That's the problem with the internet.

Too many dorks to poke fun at.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 5:26, archived)

your ears stick out and your momma dresses you funny.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 5:45, archived)

i've been resting all day so i've been 97% unproductive.

other than preparing food, i've been lolling about here.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 5:32, archived)

I've been packing stuff before I move out.

I'm gonna have to hoover tomorrow though, I've actually got a clean floor for once.

However, for now, I'm gonna fuck off to bed.
GOODNIGHT EVERYONE.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 5:41, archived)

night

thanks for the pics :)

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 5:43, archived)

hahahahaha

this is why i love b3ta

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 5:28, archived)

we should send him these pics.

maybe he'll use them in his next ad.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 5:31, archived)

I hope he uses this one.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 5:36, archived)

I know that sounds wierd but let me tell you will love the things I can do with it.

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 5:38, archived)

I hope he can supply a room full of elephants with snacks.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 5:40, archived)

I have already spent far too much time pondering this question.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 5:46, archived)

YES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 5:45, archived)

hahaha!

ok, i'll email him in a bit.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 5:48, archived)

Hurrah!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 5:59, archived)

"TWO THUMBS UP"

"UNWATCHABLE DRIVEL"

"NOT ENOUGH SNAXE"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:37, archived)

I HOPE WILL FERRELL IS IN IT.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:38, archived)

yes, he plays Cusack's vestigial second head

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:41, archived)

I will buy it for $3.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:43, archived)

ROBOINFLATIONCOP.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:47, archived)

HOLY SHIT I DON'T HAVE $6. I CANNOT EVER WATCH THIS FILM NOW :(

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:50, archived)

also starring: anne a. conda.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:52, archived)

Sometimes I hate you, Posty.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:56, archived)

quitter. i hate myself all the time.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 5:00, archived)

OH, IT IS ON.

But right now - I'm gonna catch some sleeps.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 5:16, archived)

catchy catchy.

have a dream about me and your dad. it'll be fun.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 5:22, archived)

man, i don't understand this.

what is this post about? is this a ris post? i heard about them on beta somewhere.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:39, archived)

NOT ENOUGH TROUSERSNAXE

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Shiksa, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:39, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:40, archived)

DUNH DUN DUN.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:49, archived)

It would have to be gunnish.

But mixing in the nazi marching breaks might be difficult.

edit
Also
toy organ

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:53, archived)

also: disco.

it is the most hitler music.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 5:01, archived)

NEEDS MOAR CRAZY BIG NUT SACK!

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:43, archived)

...i only like...

...the poisonous ones!...:)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:43, archived)

I caught, like, ten of these in my yard last year

Click for bigger (132KB)

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:56, archived)

And a fucking big Ameiva ameiva lizard.

Click for bigger (128KB)

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:57, archived)

He is big.

Lovely fellow!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 5:01, archived)

MEANWHILE, BACK IN THE JUNGLE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 5:10, archived)

THE LIZARD SO NICE, THEY NAMED IT TWICE.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 5:19, archived)

you caught a jar?

what did you use for bait?

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:59, archived)

A snake,

as it´s shown in the photo.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 6:56, archived)

HAHAHHAHAHAHAAH.

THAT SON A BITCH.

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d d, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 6:07, archived)

booooooobles...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:32, archived)

There are a lot of directions you could have gone with the concept of "boobles".

I commend you for keeping it clean.

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Shiksa, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:33, archived)

yeah...i went in the other direction yesterday...

...i'll behave today!...
(see)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:36, archived)

awwwww!

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Shiksa, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:38, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:39, archived)

...Oooooo...

...i'm tellin' your mum!...:P

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:40, archived)

somebubble always has to lower the tone.

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Shiksa, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:40, archived)

heh, fun.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:39, archived)

Cheese?

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:54, archived)

ALSO IMPORTANT! MUST LOVE SNAKES!!! as I have many as pets in my loft.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:55, archived)

Yoiks!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:56, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:58, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTKNahASSDI

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Shiksa, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:05, archived)

i always liked

clowny clown clown.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:11, archived)

I bought Crispin's CD a few years ago, expecting it to be unlistenable crap

and was surprised to find I liked just about everything on it.

The musical backup was done largely by Barnes & Barnes, of "Fish Heads" fame.

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Shiksa, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:16, archived)

i never bought it but i do have a couple of his books.

barnes and barnes... takes me back to late-night radio and the djs throwing 'fish heads' on to see if anyone was actually listening.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:19, archived)

I have "Oak Mot".

I used to listen to "Dr. Demento" on late night radio back in 1979, that's how I learned about Barnes & Barnes and "Fish Heads".

Those were the days, my friend, we thought they'd never end, etc.

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Shiksa, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:21, archived)

Or,

ca.youtube.com/watch?v=IDhJcg4_jNE

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:21, archived)

it's a good thing I'm not afraid of clowns.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:37, archived)

WOAH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:34, archived)

gah!

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:59, archived)

richard gere had better watch out!

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:59, archived)

that'll chap his arse for sure.

no amount of Desitin is gonna relieve that pain.

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Shiksa, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:05, archived)

i think he prefers isitin.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:15, archived)

*badum tish*

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Shiksa, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:16, archived)

it'll take more than cheese to placate that fucker.

I could give him the cricket I just threw out of my house. The damn thing nearly gave me a heart attack when it flew through the window I'd forgotten was open, and sailed past me.

I need to get the screen fixed on that window, before something a lot weirder than a cricket decides to make a landing.

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Shiksa, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:03, archived)

Animate it!

ok.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:14, archived)

: )

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 7:13, archived)

been a while since i drew space monkey

Click for bigger (50KB)
going to try some new moves in the next one

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 2:29, archived)

Yay, always amusing.

Look forward to more of him.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 2:33, archived)

nice draw, monkeyman.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 2:37, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8718073

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:05, archived)

hahaha!

j3rks!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:08, archived)

love ya posty

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:09, archived)

love me like a reptile.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:10, archived)

you and your cloaca

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:27, archived)

Any stoma, despite it's aroma

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:35, archived)

Any pole, hot or cold

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:42, archived)

you should like to do shots, loud alternative music, tattoos and piercings....

let's go out on the town and drink some jagers and then oh maybe come back to my loft....

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:36, archived)

Howls of laughter.

Likely to have an extensive snaxe porn collection.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:39, archived)

ha!

i bet he bought a fleshlight and a giant rubber snake and then fitted the fleshlight in the mouth of the snake to use as a sex toy.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:55, archived)

ALSO IMPORTANT! MUST LOVE SNAKES!!!

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:43, archived)

I have some good assets that ladies enjoy like a really crazy big nut sack

what a groover ...

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:44, archived)

I WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE HE WOULD BE INTO EXPERIMENTING

LIKE WITH A SHOVEL, MAYBE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:45, archived)

it's a romantic comedy starring john cusack and several thousand spitting vipers.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:49, archived)

hehheheh.

I watched Identity again last night, last time I saw it I wasn't concentrating and it didn't make any sense.
not bad, I guess.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:50, archived)

i've never seen it.

i went for a garbage walk last night and got 3 dvds - evolution, mortuary, and dj tiesto in concert.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:53, archived)

it's not bad.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0309698/

added bonus: Rebecca de Mornay dies first

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:47, archived)

i saw [rec] on friday

pretty good, although the person who wrote the press obviously hadn't seen many zombie movies if he thought this was something extra out there

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:55, archived)

ooh, sounds good.

general release?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:49, archived)

dunno

was on at the paramovnt post festival

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 5:11, archived)

wow, he's repulsive.

he can keep his freakishly large nutsack to himself, I think

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:44, archived)

CRAZY BIG BALLS, DUDE.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:47, archived)

tripping his nutsack in a frenzy of dik play?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:47, archived)

hey! i love freaks.

i'd like him to meet funny bunny and then write a song about her.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:47, archived)

she seems nice.

he does not

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:48, archived)

yeah, but all relationships need contrast.

she'd be at school all day and come home to find the snaxe had eaten all the food and she'd smack him with a large, meaty hand, making him cower in the corner. then she'd turn tricks (giving out those disability discounts) while he filmed everything on an old super-8 viceo camera and they'd make art films about sex trade workers from the perspective of the snaxe.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:51, archived)

haha. i've never surfed craigs list before. there's some fun stuff ...

I live downtown in Toronto and have been seeking the right Christian submissive young lady (18-32ish) for a loving and healthy D/s bdsm power exchange relationship

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:53, archived)

Must have own snaxe.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:54, archived)

I enjoy the feel of a womans flesh, her sweet neck, ears, yummm. a banquet, a feast for mans pleasure. Making that flesh dance, and squirm, oh what sweetness.

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:56, archived)

i haven't seen that guy post in a while.

too bad, his ads were better than mine.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:59, archived)

oh yeah 'my sweet christian submissive'.

that guy's been posting for over a year. same ad, like clockwork.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:57, archived)

I CAN'T PAY MY.. DOCTOR BILLS, AND

MONKEY'S ON THE MOON

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 2:52, archived)

Rats in my sister's bedroom.

And monkey's on the moon.

Man, I'll bet that ship smells bad after a while.

EDIT-woo. :)

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 2:59, archived)

I think this may be what will happen at CERN

FantasticContraption.com/?designId=1426304

Woo monkey btw

Edit: hit start twice, both outcomes are very likely.

And this
FantasticContraption.com/?designId=1426463

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:09, archived)

neat stuff.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:34, archived)

Mutant solutions and mayhem are great fun.

Going up!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:44, archived)

HAI THERE B3TA, SHOW ME YOUR BUNNIES!

Please :)

EDIT: THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR BUNNIES, I GO SLEEPS NOW G'NIGHT /BOARD

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:15, archived)

Mine

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:16, archived)

Awww aint he cute

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:16, archived)

He emphatically denies it.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)

Is that someones leg to the right of his head?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:35, archived)

My dad walking over the background in one of the shots.

He was making bread there.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:42, archived)

oh hai i hasn't got a bunnies but i is has a kitties

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:46, archived)

stop giving kitty coffee!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:51, archived)

Catnip: drip brew, or french press?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 2:01, archived)

kenyan.

best there is.

EDIT: fuck it, i'm off to bed.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 2:09, archived)

kenyan catnip... haven't tried that shit yet

(goodnight!)

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 2:23, archived)

ohhhhHHHH NONONONONONONONONONO

he disagrees with everything :(

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Shada, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:33, archived)

Bunny want a carrot?

No?
Alright then, more for me.

Om nom nom nom.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:38, archived)

grated carrot

with sea salt, black pepper and a squeeze of lime.
NYOM.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:44, archived)

+ sultanas!

= supertasty

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:56, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmm

i'm slightly hungry now.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:56, archived)

is that a euphemism for tits?

t.j: just watched rich hall's new fishing show, it fucking rawks!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:18, archived)

No, Draw me a bunny

Please, with cherrys and shit ontop :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:18, archived)

i can't draw bunnies

because i'm shit at drawing. love cherries, though.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:20, archived)

DRAW ME A GOD DAMN BUNNY!

I DONT CARE IF ITS SHIT JUST DRAW ONE

_{Pretty please}

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)

i may

if you're lucky.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:22, archived)

TITS OUT, SMASH.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:19, archived)

smashing things with tits

tithammers

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Shada, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:19, archived)

they are out

you just can't see them.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:20, archived)

PICS OR GTFO

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:24, archived)

use your imagination

( . )( . )

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:29, archived)

ok, well in return

8====D~~~

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:31, archived)

yaaay!

it's been so long, i was forgetting what they looked like!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:35, archived)

hey, at least you've seen the genitalia of the opposite sex.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:37, archived)

Still desperate?

Go here:

1chan.net/rail/

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:39, archived)

thanks a lot

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:42, archived)

LOOK AT ALL THE TRAINS. THERE ARE SO MANY.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:44, archived)

there's also a rather unattractive large male with a crucifix on his neck

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:45, archived)

That's you, that is.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 2:09, archived)

A DAMNED INSULT TTSSATTSR!!

I'm not Christian!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:10, archived)

yaaaay

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:23, archived)

Ttssattsr said that ^

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:24, archived)

indeed i have.

if i'd realised when i was younger that the amount of sex i was getting back then wouldn't last, i'd have spread it out a bit more.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:42, archived)

:'(

/no sympathy from me blog

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:42, archived)

it's worse for me

i know what i'm missing! :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:45, archived)

tough nuts.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:45, archived)

i'm not surprised.

you're bound to have tough nuts if you're not getting any.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:50, archived)

I was contemplating "stiff cheese"

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:54, archived)

stiff cheese?

ffs, either pick it off or wash it occasionally!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 2:01, archived)

I do! It's delicious!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:10, archived)

I lost my viginity right after my 23rd birthday

I know your pain

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 2:45, archived)

1 year 3 months to do it then...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:09, archived)

It's a rotten feeling

I wish you luck.

Though I feel like I went more than a little crazy making a goal out of getting laid before 23. It's a terrible feeling, but desperation doesn't sell.

Get a starter girlfriend. Not incredibly gorgeous but nice and patient, build some confidence, learn some tricks.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:25, archived)

THE KIND WITH THE TRAINING WHEELS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:45, archived)

i got a lot of bunnies, mang

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Shada, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:19, archived)

Good, Show me them!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:20, archived)

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Shada, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:23, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:23, archived)

I lied I don't really have that many

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Shada, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:25, archived)

I like the one on the right

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:26, archived)

what's so special about him

he's angry

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Shada, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:27, archived)

I mean left,

The one on the left

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:28, archived)

WOW

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)

that is an evil bunny.

this is how bunnies really are.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)

your bunnies are terrific.

i love them all.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:59, archived)

THIS IS HOW RABBITS LOOK WHEN THEY ARE HAPPY:

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:20, archived)

|:Dc

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Shada, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)

(:D

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:22, archived)

OCTOBUNNY WILL DESTROY US ALL!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)

LEGS!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:28, archived)

this is my favourite game.

www.dgemu.com/Comm--417693.html

GOODNIGHT!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:20, archived)

haha

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Shada, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)

Very well.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)

Onionbunny?

WTF!?!?!

Edit: Oh filenames :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:22, archived)

He should wear goggles

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Shada, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:23, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:23, archived)

Phwoar!

*Sexes*

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:24, archived)

wait your turn and get out of my arse.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:29, archived)

Woo for girls with guns.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:24, archived)

I like the fact that she is faceless

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:26, archived)

One less orifice :(

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:35, archived)

PHILLIP M JACKSON

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Shada, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:24, archived)

NO!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:25, archived)

I THINK SO.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:26, archived)

NO NO

YES I'VE BEEN BLACK BUT WHEN I GET BACK YOU WON'T KNOW KNOW KNOW!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:28, archived)

RUBS UP AGAINST FARM ANIMALS ON WEEKENDS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:25, archived)

PHILLIP M JACKSON

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Shada, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:26, archived)

'S CAT CANNOT SIT DOWN

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:29, archived)

these are the facts, jack

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Shada, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:30, archived)

but he's not a fur.

furry.wikia.com/wiki/Phillip_M._Jackson

definitely not.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:26, archived)

I made him just for you...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:24, archived)

an incredibly ordinary bunny :3

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Shada, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:24, archived)

FUCK YEAH!

Why is he so spotty?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:25, archived)

too many chocolate eggs

uh hur hur hur

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:26, archived)

Blame Paint.

Paint's also what made it look rubbish.

7 weeks work went into that, then after I save it it turns out like that...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:27, archived)

HEY, I use paint >:(

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:29, archived)

man maybe that's why all yo shit is whack

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Shada, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:30, archived)

But you're awesome...

;)

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:39, archived)

You wanna hold hands?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:40, archived)

That would be lovely. Yes.

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:42, archived)

Giggle!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:44, archived)

He's loverly

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:29, archived)

Cute!

I'd try to hug it if it wasn't inside my monitor

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:30, archived)

Oo, I found another tenuous rabbit post...

www.b3tards.com/u/a4ccb79cb7aa28350d3d/meat-o-matic.png

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:38, archived)

Cutie pie?

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:43, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:25, archived)

Haha

The instinct of a pack animal!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:25, archived)

...

I Soiled My Armor For That!

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samjuk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:43, archived)

the red, red eyes of murderers

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Shada, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:26, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:31, archived)

Hahaha

WHAT?!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:33, archived)

As the mad hare often decries, the filename is

'icsyabg' or full-out; "I can see you're a busy girl."
Which is no answer, and the answer(s) at the same time. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:37, archived)

rar

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:27, archived)

FUCK YEAH!

MONSTA BUNNY!
:D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:28, archived)

+ EXPLOSION

very important to the composition of the piece, the explosion

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:34, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAA

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Shada, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:28, archived)

FUCK.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:30, archived)

hell yes.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 2:00, archived)

this is a bunny with a cat's face

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:29, archived)

KILL IT!!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:30, archived)

this is what will be created when the large hadron collider is activated

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Shada, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:31, archived)

supercollider?

i hardly know her!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:35, archived)

AND THEN THEY BUILT THE SUPERCOLLIDER.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:38, archived)

heheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:39, archived)

94%* of the universe is comprised of bunnykittens?

*or whatever the amount of dark matter stuff is

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:37, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:44, archived)

Hahaha!

Yes!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:57, archived)

DISGUISECAT IS DISGUISED.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 2:01, archived)

Your cabbit's genetic code regressing.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 2:07, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:30, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:31, archived)

Tis an easy one to pea to.

I have tons of rabbits at hand.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:35, archived)

UNLIMITED LEPUS.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 2:12, archived)

YES

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 2:15, archived)

ahhhhhhhahhhahahhh I love that.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:14, archived)

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Shada, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:31, archived)

Oh right, I thought you were just being a cunt on MSN.

I get it now.
Have an old bunnies.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:39, archived)

i already knew this.

they are evil.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:43, archived)

WAKE UP YOU.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:59, archived)

*LOLs*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 2:05, archived)

HORTON HEARD A WHO.

HORTON GOT EATEN BY HYENAS AND I MADE HIS BONES INTO A PIANO THAT I THREW INTO A VOLCANO.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 2:10, archived)

THAT ISN'T CUBISM.

THAT'S PERFORMANCE ART. MANY PEOPLE MAKE THAT
MISTAKE AND HAVE WASTED THIER PIANOS.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 2:14, archived)

I WILL CALL DOWN THE WRATH OF THE VOLCANO GODS ON YOU IF YOU CONTINUE TO PERPETRATE THIS HERESY.

YOU DON'T WANT TO ANGER THE VOCANO GODS. OR ME FOR THAT MATTER.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 2:16, archived)

VOLCANO GODS ARE VERY PESKY, YES. TURN YOU INTO TOATS IN A BLINK.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 2:22, archived)

8BLINKS*

HALP I'M A TOATS.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 2:28, archived)

FUCKING WOODLICE

MAKE FUCKING SENSE

Nite b3ta
*waves*

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 2:07, archived)

NIGHT NIGHT.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 2:11, archived)

Did somebody say BUNNIES?

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Shiksa, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 2:53, archived)

bunny is late to the party, but still welcome.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:12, archived)

BUNNY!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:20, archived)

I am looking at rescue cats again.. window shopping, as it were

www.dailykitten.com/archives/2094-cassie-2.html
search.petfinder.com/petnote/displaypet.cgi?petid=11792206

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:47, archived)

awww.

these are goodkittins who deserve goodhomes.

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Shiksa, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:54, archived)

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