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[challenge entry] They cut the smurf out. He kept asking if they were there yet...
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:12, archived)
# One does not simply smurf into mordor.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:14, archived)
# tea + keyboard implosion
damn you
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:15, archived)
#
smurf

mince
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:15, archived)
# FILTHY SMURFSES!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:16, archived)
# i do wish they had though
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Pfft!
I am sorry....

(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Smurf the smurf now?
:)
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:17, archived)
# The truth about genetic research in China is finally outed

as the giant panda escapes
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Topical ;)
Or is that cyclist retarded?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry] this guy looks like someone i know...
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:57, archived)
# is it the bastard son of Lou Diamond Phillips and Johnny Cash's sofa?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:58, archived)
# DId you hear about Johnny Cash when he had a Vindaloo?
He ended up with a Ring of Fire!

LOL!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:59, archived)
# ROFLCASHZ0RS
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:59, archived)
# How does Johnny Cash put his clothes in the cupboard?
He FOlsom!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:02, archived)
# christ
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Who does Johnny Cash rent his cars from?
Hert-z!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Pfft!
In other news,

HOLD THE MOTHERDONKING PRESS!

We have a winner: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G2G2AeBS80&feature=related
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:58, archived)
# also
www.b3ta.com/board/8722288

edit: scrolls down - sees you found it :)
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:59, archived)
# THATS THE MUTHADONKING ONE!
MAYONAISSE AN EXTRA TWENTY PENCE!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:00, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHh
WHAT!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:59, archived)
# someon's been pissing in the gene-pool
also, what is the film (other than madmax) in that pic?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:00, archived)
# No COuntry for Old Men
You should watch it! It is Ace!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:01, archived)
# cool
it's on my 'to rent' list
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:04, archived)
# aw baysically runitaw
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Pfft!
I may be wrong, but does he or does he not call himself a straight cockney, and then proceed to refer to Romford? That being the Romford in Essex, and nowhere near being within the sound of bow bells....
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:03, archived)
# it's merely that due to inbreeding
his genitalia has sprouted half way down his legs
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:05, archived)
# I doubt his gran
was even a Cockney..

Knobheads!
(, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)
# fuck
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:04, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Good god
They seem completely unaware they are utter fuckwits
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Doesnt it make you so glad to be alive?!?!?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Life is interesting
but that's also an ancient Chinese curse

Sharing it with pricks like that makes my skin crawl, though
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Aye,
Youre not wrong :)

How do this evensong Jah?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:20, archived)
# All is a little hazy
been letting my hair down whilst having some time off

Getting excited about Wednesday, when I begin building my new camera and lenses, as lots of cash clears :)
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:28, archived)
# I notice this is from 2006.
He's probably a trainee bank clerk at Barclays by now.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:12, archived)
# PUT A DONK ON IT
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:17, archived)
# David Walliams?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:03, archived)
# A sleepy Jackson Browne?
He appears to be running on empty.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Hallo, B3ta...
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:49, archived)
# 'sup!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Yo dawg.
What's good?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:50, archived)
# s'all good, chick
jes chillin'
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:54, archived)
# A'ight
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:56, archived)
# OH HAI THERE KK
AND TALL LANKY MAN ^_^
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:50, archived)
# OH HAI THERE EPIPHANY
:D
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Hows shit?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Shit is good.
I've started school. It's tiring.

How goes it with you?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:52, archived)
# I finish summer work at the end of this week
And Ive found some guy who wants to start a band

www.myspace.com/alwaystotyrants

Hopefully gonna jam with him tomorrow, and see how it goes :)
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:53, archived)
# raspberry or strawberry?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Vanilla
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Ooh, cool.
That sounds fun. :]
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Yup, Would be sweet to get a band going this year :)
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Hell yeah.
Me and some mates are trying to start a band but there are two problems. Our drummer can't drum, and our one bass player's mum won't let us practice in the basement unless we're a Christian band.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Hahaha
hahahahhahaa
Get a decent drummer!
Like me :D
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:58, archived)
# I wish we could
x]
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Just do christian rock, BUT
Change the words jesus for baby when you play live
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:01, archived)
# That would work.
:]
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:03, archived)
# just practice somewhere else
then you won't have to be Christian
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:59, archived)
# We don't have anywhere else to practice.
Our screamer's mum hates our singer for no reason, and anyway, everyone except the bassist either lives in the trailer park or an apartment/ There'd be no room.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:00, archived)
# haha
just say that's what you're gonna play, then just do cannibal corpse and crytopsy covers
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Pretty much,
except we're gonna try our own stuff. x]
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:01, archived)
# awesome
i'd send you a link to my band's myspace, but there are no songs there yet, so there's not much point
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Hahahahah
same with ours.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:03, archived)
# donk dadonkdonkdonk
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Put a donk on it.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:51, archived)
# BASSLINE!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Put a banging donk on it
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:53, archived)
# TECHNO!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Put a donk on it
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:03, archived)
# ELECTRO!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Requires more donk.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Smello
*gets felt tips out*
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:50, archived)
# :]
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Sup homes!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Isn't it 'holmes'?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Why dont you just fuck off
and PUT A MUTHAFUCKING DONK ON IT!

I have seen that written, but I always assumed it was an abbreviate version of Home Boy....
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Yo.
wuz gud?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Hello Ms Kitti
How're things?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Hello sir.
*salutes*
Things are alreet. School's started and all. I have three classes full of 'ghetto' kids and pot heads, though. :/

How's you?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Yeah i'm pretty good
school is good because i know there isn't long left.

Most kids in my school are both, so think yourself lucky.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:57, archived)
# My school's the same.
More 'ghetto' kids than pot heads. I don't even have a problem with the pot heads. My new maths teacher thinks I'm one of them. x]
Either way, I'm looking to go to an art magnet school for my last two years before uni. :]

Not long left? I thought you just started, too...
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Yeah but i've only got until easter.
How did the prints sell?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Whaaat?
Unfair! xp

They didn't. People kept coming up and looking, and liking them. But no one bought any. Cos people are lame.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Very, very lame.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Exactly.
Hm...I think I'm gonna bleach my hair tonight. I want blue and purple streaks.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:27, archived)
# He's fiddling!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
He is not. Hands in pockets, thassall.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:02, archived)
# See that guy with his hands in his pockets?
That's your best date that is:P
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:04, archived)
# See girls running like this?
That's you that is. That's how you run.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Hello!

Why is he trampling shit?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:54, archived)
# How goes it, sir?



I don't know.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Quite well, thanks
I'll be needing some sleep soon though ;)

yourself?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I be needings some sleep, too.
:]
But good, otherwise.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:10, archived)
# THat's the finest cross-hatch wine that is!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Bin...?



EDIT. Oh. Yes. *Peers down screen*
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:31, archived)
# PUT A FUCKING DONK ON IT!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:32, archived)
# What's a donk? Is it another word for penis?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:34, archived)
# put a bangin' donk on it!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:34, archived)
# TECHNO!
Put a Donk on it!

ELECTRO!

Put a Donk on it!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Ey thats reet good that is
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)
# BASSLINE!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Selecta!
Put a donk on it!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Bbbbbbounce!
Oh bollocks! I've fucked it up again....
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:41, archived)
# It's a Donk innit!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:36, archived)
# dear

god
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:42, archived)
# You love it!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:43, archived)
# PISS OFF, WANKER!
KETCHUP'S LESS
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:48, archived)
# MAYONNAISE IS AN EXTRA 20 PENCE!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:53, archived)
# hahahaahahahahaah
that's spectacular
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:49, archived)
# OI OI Saveloy!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:54, archived)
# you've ruined it now
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:56, archived)
# After watching/listening to 15 seconds of that, I hope the collider really does wipe out the earth.
....put a fecking donk on it.... jeeez
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:45, archived)
# I know what you mean!
Nothing in culture can ever top that now!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Touch my bum...this is LIFE!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:56, archived)
# i like it
it's got a good beat
/a dad
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:53, archived)
# this new music is rather loud, isn;t it
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:57, archived)
# but where's the melody?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)
# it's the nearly way of life
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:48, archived)
# ooooohhhh........
Great minds 'n all that :-)

Nice one
*breathes sigh of relief for getting his posted first*
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Ha!
I've not seen that movie since it was in theaters. May have to rent...
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)
# haha
yes indeed
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:09, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Bumbo
Ahoy!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:23, archived)
# What was that you said?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:28, archived)
# What the fuck?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Best show ever!
I am trying to find an mp3 of the main characters catchphrase for my mobile....
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:33, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:51, archived)
# That IS
my favorite programme ever! :)
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Not Tiny PLanets with Bing and Bong?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:00, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Pfft!
They are wonderful creations those bumbos!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:30, archived)
# This didn't start out rather as dark as it ended....


Click for Full on misery.... (51KB)

Also available in Wallpaper size :D (1024x768) www.b3tards.com/u/67a65da9325cc9b514a8/rainhang.jpg (102kb)
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:20, archived)
# these are lovely sir
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Why thank you!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Toop!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:29, archived)
# that's premeditated
there's a perfectly good tree they could have hanged him from ,but noooo
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)
# I know,
savage bastards!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Love it
:)
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Danke schoen...
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Nice!!
and miserable!

Woo!


Rain effects ftw!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:25, archived)
# I concur muchly!
I only discovered them today....
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Excellent detail on the tree
and I love the lil' hanged man
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Thank you,
sadly not mine though :( I am without a tablet and my computer is being supremely slow tonight, so I nicked it from the internet and edited it a bit.

*feels like a charlatan*

*sings North Country Boy*
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:35, archived)
# These are very nice :)
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Thanks Ep!
How do this fine evensong?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Not bad, Trying to find somewhere to watch the tennis
Yourself?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Not too shabby!
Looking forward to getting my tax rebate this week....
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Yay money!
I should be finishing my summer work on friday
Then I get to laze around until uni starts again
:D
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:40, archived)
# This is very very good :)
i like it alot.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Cheery Rapey!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)
# If someone gets this without me having to de-ris it I'll be happy!
Obscure refrence-tastic!



Good evening board! how do all?

EDIT: arse ballsed up the CFB gimme a sec!

EDIT EDIT: job done :) Click for embiggening
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)
# We had a LHC/Goatse thing here this morning
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:18, archived)
# black hole isn't an obscure reference :)
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Wooo!
I'm happy :)
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:30, archived)
# hello thats lovely
but can I ruin this thread by asking:

www.flickr.com/photos/soundman/2839304005/sizes/o/

Anyone know what font most resembles the lettering on that image? I'm creating a vector of it, and there are gazillions of fonts on the internet.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:20, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:21, archived)
# nah
tried that, it ain't clever enough :(
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Comic sans!
*leaves*
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:22, archived)
# rr oo
Cloister/Caslon Open Face might be worth a go but it's a bit more slabby than they are
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:26, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Thanks, will give it a go
should be able to stretch it around a bit
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:34, archived)
# There WILL
Be no Thursday!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:21, archived)
# I hope not, I've got the day off on Wed, would suck if i had to go back to working.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:22, archived)
# So you do hope!
A?!?!?!?!?!?!111
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Yeah, that's what I meant
Simon brain not function well sleep without.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:28, archived)
# the quo seem to be in front of his arse
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Is it just me, or has anybody else noticed the similarity? At least we know who'll be playing him in the MOVIE, eh?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)
# I thought the title was 'Furry over 77-crime killer rapist Simon Wilson' for a moment
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:09, archived)
# fucking hell
Australia are shipping criminals back over here!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:10, archived)
# he looks like a sausage with an eye tattooed to its chin
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:13, archived)
# I thought today's Guardian made a good point...
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)
# no.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:23, archived)
# pffft
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Pfft
*sharpens fisting pan*
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)
# ...that doesn't even make SENSE
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)
# You!
Get online. I'm bored.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:35, archived)
# hahahha
there is no spoon etc
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)
# gah!
Spang! :P
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)
# pffffffft
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)
# FACT
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)
# he. the obvious...
:)
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)
# SPANNNNGGG!
(and woo)
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Pfffffff......fffffffft
Woo!
/ac
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:11, archived)
# lolz
genius
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Can't argue with that.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:36, archived)
# hehehe
Me likey, me clickey.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:55, archived)
# ha ha
ha ha ha ha
ha
ha ha
hah ah
by god thats funny

W
Y
H
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:58, archived)
# ahahahahahahahahahah
fucking magic
(, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 17:38, archived)
# ooo
she gotses yerrow teefs!
(, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 17:57, archived)
# HaHaha
*clicks*
(, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Me Liiiike
*Clickerty-Woo*
(, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Would spoon
(, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 18:30, archived)
# My favourite thing to do
Me: did you see the news this morning?
unsuspecting fool: no, what happened?
m:that actress has died, it was on last night that she'd been stabbed but apparently she died in hospital this morning.
uf: which actress?
m:that one out of legally blond, reese something.
uf: witherspoon?
m: no, with a knife..

cue hysterics
(, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 18:46, archived)
# this joke
is still win, and I use it regularly.
(, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Ah Reese
Love of my life
(, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 2:25, archived)
# front page of b3ta and digg
pfft
(, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)
# ha nice work!
i see it projected on big ben next week
(, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)
# *titters*
(, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 0:26, archived)
# ok
well you can also have this

(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Hahahahahahah!
*click*

Nice!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)
# thanks
i'm off home, g'night
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Night chick.


Get it?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
*clicks obsessively*
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)
# very clean rock
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)
# *checks*
yup, clean

*checks*
yup, clean

*checks*
yup, clean

*checks*
yup, clean

*checks*
yup, clean

*checks*
yup, clean

*checks*
yup, clean

etc
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:10, archived)
# hahaha
I was gonna do this joke, but i hadn't figured out quite how!
(, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Watch out it might scratch
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)
# As a yiffosexual, I find this offensive

(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry] if you don't know the film, it's not a good thing


Click for bigger (308KB)
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)
# i love pie
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)
# the healing power of dance
a little jig should do the trick...

(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:55, archived)
# More amputees?!
You're all a bunch of sickos.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Hey, amputees are animals too!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Awhhh
and cute ones too :)

*cuddles*
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:59, archived)
# OH MY GOD IS THAT A STUMP?
*boke*
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Why Titanic Sank
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Nice one
and welcome to the board (not burg)
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I laughed too much at that.

I don't even know why. D:

edit: Welcome :D
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
# haha
Hello new person
Welcome
Chairs
Kittens
Shop
Etc...
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
# I love how these messages get ever more cryptic with every noob
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:53, archived)
# My first is in chair but not in kitten, what am i?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:56, archived)
# An arse!
Edit: Forgot the :P
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Haha
like :P makes it all better.

I try not to use it, but sometime you don't know when someone will take you seriously or no.

You fucking tosser :P
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
Was I right?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Fuck off you wanker.
*ignores*



:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P

you're always right tan. :D
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)
# *Doesn't know how to take it*
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)
# SIDEWAYS
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:09, archived)
# IN THE BUM
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Bum's a bit general
I prefer the ANUS!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:15, archived)
# i did a :P silly!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:10, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Pull up a chair and fist a kitten

I think
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Gladly...
*obeys*
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Didn't have to tell you twice eh
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Fist a chair while pulling a kitten shop?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Chair my kid while kittening a fist pot?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)
# A WOODEN BEE WITH A LISP
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)
# I just nodded and smiled.....
I still do, people think I'm care in the community!

When do i lose my noob status by the way, is there a set time period or a set number of times I have to wave things at people or something?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I'm a noob
and i love it.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)
# I wasn't complaining about being a noob
It lets me get away with posting things that had been posted elenty bilion times before without using search first!

(when I say get away with I mean only 4 people called me a cnut) :)
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:10, archived)
# you won't
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Looks like you dug up some new photographic evidence that it wasn't an iceberg after all

Who would've thought that huh
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Pffft
Hello kitten, pull up a new person and chuck chairs at shops.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
you missed out fisting!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)
# hahahahaha
Snipey smitey!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] enter the roo
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:31, archived)
# 'Ave im Bruce
:D
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Kangaroos don't hit back.


They kick.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Little known fact
This scene was inspired by an album which had fallen through a wormhole in 1982.
I HAVE PROOF:
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:28, archived)
# i'm rising to fuck
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Two suns in the sunset
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:31, archived)
# never heard of it :(
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Pink Floyd?
Never mind, it wasn't a great idea to start with.
Move along now, nothing to see here. Look at the kangaroo up there - much better.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:34, archived)
# ah
the later ages
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:39, archived)
# I got it
most depressing album ever.

edit: how rude. its a woopic
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)
# ok, I shall respond to this with a random image as this thread is going to go insane
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)
# slowest falling car, ever!
:D
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:42, archived)
# ^_^

(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Citroen Berlingo Multispace FTW





/van with windows
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:10, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:43, archived)
# BMW? oh yes
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# VHGGGGGGGGGGGrlllllll!
ohfuckyessss
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:58, archived)
# VHG + BMW = WIN!
great job, discomeats
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Could be the human race is run
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:39, archived)
# I would like to say I get this
and as a Floyd fan I should but I just haven't listen to them in so long that this is wasted on me.

Which song is it a reference to?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:42, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah
Not now, John!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:43, archived)
# My god, it's full of trees!
My god, it's full of trees!
cfb


A variation on the usual 'tiny planet' theme: tree tunnels
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:12, archived)
# This is a good idea
and I would like to see more of this sort of thing
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Well,
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:16, archived)
# I feel like alice.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Whoa
Those are excellent :D
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:17, archived)
# That'd be one hell of a lawn to mow.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:17, archived)
# heheh
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Swooosh
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:19, archived)
# These are really nice.
Do more! :D
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:19, archived)
# I will if I have taken more decent source pics
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:42, archived)
# All of the above
This one rawks!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Oooh
that sort of makes me feel a bit drunk...
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:25, archived)
# success! ;)

how are you m'dear?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Very well thank you sir
How's that Netherlands place treating you today?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Good to hear

It's awfully wet here today. But tomorrow will be much better and I'm looking forward to my next trip. Actually got the vaccinations for it today!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Vaccinations, eh?
Will it be one of those hopelessly exotic trips with fantastic photos such that I will be jealous? Again? :D
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Pfft dunno
ever been to Costa Rica?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:54, archived)
# No
:(

*cries with envy*
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Well, it'll be there in a year or so I guess
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:30, archived)
# nice
i also approve :)
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Oooh, how did the first day go?
Did he look cute as a button?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:22, archived)
# trees
natures goatsee

woo :)
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:15, archived)
# leuk effect
WOO!

I hope that's "Nice effect"!!

Have a yay! as well just in case. :D
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:17, archived)
# yep, spot on there

and thanks
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)
# I think I have been on this site too long
I see bumhole.

Woo for tree-bumhole! :)
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:19, archived)
# needs
goatse
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:20, archived)
# I know a few good tattooists you know.
:P
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:22, archived)
[challenge entry] quick n shite be thy name!


(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:09, archived)
# :D
also, my fish alarm has gone off

so back once I've eated fish
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Fish alarm

how does that sound?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:12, archived)
# and do fries go with that?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:13, archived)
# brrrffftt
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:13, archived)
# it plays a nice tuna
;)
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:14, archived)
# wobwobwobwobwobwobwob
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:14, archived)
# that's the vibration it does
it also goes "BEEP BEEP BEEP - BEEP BEEP BEEP"
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:17, archived)
# beep wobble wobble beep beep honk beep parp honk honk wobble quack beep parp
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:18, archived)
# You got a run!
Strike it!!

:D
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:18, archived)
# THIS ONE'S HUGE!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:19, archived)
# :D
Bragger!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Oh, just a little one :(
edit: the fish is now eated
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Nice work
:}
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Weyan-Yutani coffee.
Nice though.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:21, archived)
# vengeance
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
# The woods shat back?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Haha :D
I get it!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:15, archived)

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