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They cut the smurf out. He kept asking if they were there yet...
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funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:12,
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One does not simply smurf into mordor.
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nick the greek ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:14,
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tea + keyboard implosion
damn you
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:15,
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smurf mince
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:15,
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FILTHY SMURFSES!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:16,
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i do wish they had though
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:16,
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Pfft!
I am sorry....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:17,
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Smurf the smurf now?
:)
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XLVII .uk ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:17,
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The truth about genetic research in China is finally outed
as the giant panda escapes
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pdjpdj ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:00,
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Topical ;)
Or is that cyclist retarded?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:01,
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this guy looks like someone i know...
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judderman ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:57,
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is it the bastard son of Lou Diamond Phillips and Johnny Cash's sofa?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:58,
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DId you hear about Johnny Cash when he had a Vindaloo?
He ended up with a Ring of Fire! LOL!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:59,
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ROFLCASHZ0RS
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:59,
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How does Johnny Cash put his clothes in the cupboard?
He FOlsom!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:02,
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christ
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:03,
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Who does Johnny Cash rent his cars from?
Hert-z!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:04,
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Pfft!
In other news, HOLD THE MOTHERDONKING PRESS! We have a winner: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G2G2AeBS80&feature=related
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:58,
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also
www.b3ta.com/board/8722288 edit: scrolls down - sees you found it :)
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:59,
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THATS THE MUTHADONKING ONE!
MAYONAISSE AN EXTRA TWENTY PENCE!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:00,
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHh
WHAT!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:59,
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someon's been pissing in the gene-pool
also, what is the film (other than madmax) in that pic?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:00,
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No COuntry for Old Men
You should watch it! It is Ace!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:01,
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cool
it's on my 'to rent' list
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:04,
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aw baysically runitaw
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:02,
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Pfft!
I may be wrong, but does he or does he not call himself a straight cockney, and then proceed to refer to Romford? That being the Romford in Essex, and nowhere near being within the sound of bow bells....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:03,
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it's merely that due to inbreeding
his genitalia has sprouted half way down his legs
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:05,
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I doubt his gran
was even a Cockney.. Knobheads!
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johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before ,
Tue 9 Sep 2008, 10:20,
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fuck
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:04,
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:D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:05,
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Good god
They seem completely unaware they are utter fuckwits
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:06,
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Doesnt it make you so glad to be alive?!?!?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:11,
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Life is interesting
but that's also an ancient Chinese curse Sharing it with pricks like that makes my skin crawl, though
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:18,
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Aye,
Youre not wrong :) How do this evensong Jah?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:20,
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All is a little hazy
been letting my hair down whilst having some time off Getting excited about Wednesday, when I begin building my new camera and lenses, as lots of cash clears :)
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:28,
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I notice this is from 2006.
He's probably a trainee bank clerk at Barclays by now.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:12,
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PUT A DONK ON IT
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:17,
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David Walliams?
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Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted? ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:03,
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A sleepy Jackson Browne?
He appears to be running on empty.
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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:08,
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Hallo, B3ta...
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:49,
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'sup!
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:49,
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Yo dawg.
What's good?
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:50,
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s'all good, chick
jes chillin'
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:54,
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A'ight
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:56,
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OH HAI THERE KK
AND TALL LANKY MAN ^_^
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:50,
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OH HAI THERE EPIPHANY
:D
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:50,
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Hows shit?
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:51,
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Shit is good.
I've started school. It's tiring. How goes it with you?
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:52,
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I finish summer work at the end of this week
And Ive found some guy who wants to start a bandwww.myspace.com/alwaystotyrants Hopefully gonna jam with him tomorrow, and see how it goes :)
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:53,
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raspberry or strawberry?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:54,
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Vanilla
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:55,
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Ooh, cool.
That sounds fun. :]
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:55,
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Yup, Would be sweet to get a band going this year :)
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:55,
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Hell yeah.
Me and some mates are trying to start a band but there are two problems. Our drummer can't drum, and our one bass player's mum won't let us practice in the basement unless we're a Christian band.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:57,
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Hahaha
hahahahhahaa Get a decent drummer! Like me :D
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:58,
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I wish we could
x]
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:00,
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Just do christian rock, BUT
Change the words jesus for baby when you play live
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:01,
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That would work.
:]
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:03,
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just practice somewhere else
then you won't have to be Christian
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:59,
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We don't have anywhere else to practice.
Our screamer's mum hates our singer for no reason, and anyway, everyone except the bassist either lives in the trailer park or an apartment/ There'd be no room.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:00,
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haha
just say that's what you're gonna play, then just do cannibal corpse and crytopsy covers
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serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:00,
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Pretty much,
except we're gonna try our own stuff. x]
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:01,
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awesome
i'd send you a link to my band's myspace, but there are no songs there yet, so there's not much point
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serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:02,
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Hahahahah
same with ours.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:03,
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donk dadonkdonkdonk
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:50,
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Put a donk on it.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:51,
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BASSLINE!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:52,
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Put a banging donk on it
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:53,
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TECHNO!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:56,
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Put a donk on it
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:03,
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ELECTRO!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:05,
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Requires more donk.
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emcake putting a donk on it since ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:50,
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Smello
*gets felt tips out*
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:50,
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:]
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:51,
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Sup homes!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:52,
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Isn't it 'holmes'?
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Nathanial Hornblower ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:54,
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Why dont you just fuck off
and PUT A MUTHAFUCKING DONK ON IT! I have seen that written, but I always assumed it was an abbreviate version of Home Boy....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:55,
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Yo.
wuz gud?
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:56,
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Hello Ms Kitti
How're things?
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Nathanial Hornblower ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:53,
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Hello sir.
*salutes* Things are alreet. School's started and all. I have three classes full of 'ghetto' kids and pot heads, though. :/ How's you?
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:54,
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Yeah i'm pretty good
school is good because i know there isn't long left. Most kids in my school are both, so think yourself lucky.
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Nathanial Hornblower ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:57,
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My school's the same.
More 'ghetto' kids than pot heads. I don't even have a problem with the pot heads. My new maths teacher thinks I'm one of them. x] Either way, I'm looking to go to an art magnet school for my last two years before uni. :] Not long left? I thought you just started, too...
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:59,
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Yeah but i've only got until easter.
How did the prints sell?
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Nathanial Hornblower ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:09,
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Whaaat?
Unfair! xp They didn't. People kept coming up and looking, and liking them. But no one bought any. Cos people are lame.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:11,
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Very, very lame.
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Nathanial Hornblower ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:26,
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Exactly.
Hm...I think I'm gonna bleach my hair tonight. I want blue and purple streaks.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:27,
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He's fiddling!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:53,
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Hahahaha
He is not. Hands in pockets, thassall.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:02,
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See that guy with his hands in his pockets?
That's your best date that is:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:04,
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See girls running like this?
That's you that is. That's how you run.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:09,
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Hello!
Why is he trampling shit?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:54,
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How goes it, sir?
I don't know.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:02,
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Quite well, thanks
I'll be needing some sleep soon though ;) yourself?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:06,
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I be needings some sleep, too.
:] But good, otherwise.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:10,
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THat's the finest cross-hatch wine that is!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:08,
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Bin...?
EDIT. Oh. Yes. *Peers down screen*
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collapsibletank procreates ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:31,
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PUT A FUCKING DONK ON IT!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:32,
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What's a donk? Is it another word for penis?
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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink. ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:34,
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put a bangin' donk on it!
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:34,
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TECHNO!
Put a Donk on it! ELECTRO! Put a Donk on it!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:36,
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Ey thats reet good that is
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:37,
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BASSLINE!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:38,
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Selecta!
Put a donk on it!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:39,
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Bbbbbbounce!
Oh bollocks! I've fucked it up again....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:41,
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It's a Donk innit!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:36,
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dear
god
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:42,
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You love it!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:43,
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PISS OFF, WANKER!
KETCHUP'S LESS
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:48,
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MAYONNAISE IS AN EXTRA 20 PENCE!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:53,
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hahahaahahahahaah
that's spectacular
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:49,
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OI OI Saveloy!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:54,
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you've ruined it now
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:56,
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After watching/listening to 15 seconds of that, I hope the collider really does wipe out the earth.
....put a fecking donk on it.... jeeez
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:45,
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I know what you mean!
Nothing in culture can ever top that now!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:47,
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Touch my bum...this is LIFE!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:56,
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i like it
it's got a good beat /a dad
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:53,
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this new music is rather loud, isn;t it
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:57,
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but where's the melody?
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:46,
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it's the nearly way of life
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:48,
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ooooohhhh........
Great minds 'n all that :-) Nice one *breathes sigh of relief for getting his posted first*
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2 ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:34,
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Ha!
I've not seen that movie since it was in theaters. May have to rent...
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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:39,
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haha
yes indeed
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:09,
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Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:22,
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Bumbo
Ahoy!
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:23,
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What was that you said?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:28,
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What the fuck?
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:31,
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Best show ever!
I am trying to find an mp3 of the main characters catchphrase for my mobile....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:33,
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:44,
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Ha ha ha!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:51,
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That IS
my favorite programme ever! :)
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:49,
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Not Tiny PLanets with Bing and Bong?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:00,
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hahahaha
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:23,
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Pfft!
They are wonderful creations those bumbos!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:30,
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This didn't start out rather as dark as it ended....
Click for Full on misery.... (51KB) Also available in Wallpaper size :D (1024x768) www.b3tards.com/u/67a65da9325cc9b514a8/rainhang.jpg (102kb)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:20,
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these are lovely sir
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:24,
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Why thank you!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:27,
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Toop!
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:24,
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:D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:29,
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that's premeditated
there's a perfectly good tree they could have hanged him from ,but noooo
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:24,
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I know,
savage bastards!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:29,
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Love it
:)
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:24,
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Danke schoen...
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:29,
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Nice!!
and miserable! Woo! Rain effects ftw!
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XLVII .uk ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:25,
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I concur muchly!
I only discovered them today....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:29,
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Excellent detail on the tree
and I love the lil' hanged man
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:26,
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Thank you,
sadly not mine though :( I am without a tablet and my computer is being supremely slow tonight, so I nicked it from the internet and edited it a bit. *feels like a charlatan* *sings North Country Boy*
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:35,
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These are very nice :)
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:31,
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Thanks Ep!
How do this fine evensong?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:37,
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Not bad, Trying to find somewhere to watch the tennis
Yourself?
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:38,
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Not too shabby!
Looking forward to getting my tax rebate this week....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:39,
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Yay money!
I should be finishing my summer work on friday Then I get to laze around until uni starts again :D
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:40,
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This is very very good :)
i like it alot.
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Nathanial Hornblower ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:43,
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Cheery Rapey!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:45,
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If someone gets this without me having to de-ris it I'll be happy!
Obscure refrence-tastic! Good evening board! how do all? EDIT: arse ballsed up the CFB gimme a sec! EDIT EDIT: job done :) Click for embiggening
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2 ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:16,
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We had a LHC/Goatse thing here this morning
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:18,
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black hole isn't an obscure reference :)
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:19,
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Wooo!
I'm happy :)
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2 ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:30,
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hello thats lovely
but can I ruin this thread by asking:www.flickr.com/photos/soundman/2839304005/sizes/o/ Anyone know what font most resembles the lettering on that image? I'm creating a vector of it, and there are gazillions of fonts on the internet.
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:20,
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:21,
archived )
nah
tried that, it ain't clever enough :(
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:26,
archived )
Comic sans!
*leaves*
(
Frogbeat ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:22,
archived )
rr oo
Cloister/Caslon Open Face might be worth a go but it's a bit more slabby than they are
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:26,
archived )
^
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:28,
archived )
Thanks, will give it a go
should be able to stretch it around a bit
(
Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:34,
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There WILL
Be no Thursday!
(
Frogbeat ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:21,
archived )
I hope not, I've got the day off on Wed, would suck if i had to go back to working.
(
Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2 ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:22,
archived )
So you do hope!
A?!?!?!?!?!?!111
(
Frogbeat ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:25,
archived )
Yeah, that's what I meant
Simon brain not function well sleep without.
(
Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2 ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:28,
archived )
the quo seem to be in front of his arse
(
cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:27,
archived )
Is it just me, or has anybody else noticed the similarity? At least we know who'll be playing him in the MOVIE, eh?
(
Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:07,
archived )
I thought the title was 'Furry over 77-crime killer rapist Simon Wilson' for a moment
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:09,
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fucking hell
Australia are shipping criminals back over here!
(
Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:10,
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he looks like a sausage with an eye tattooed to its chin
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:13,
archived )
I thought today's Guardian made a good point...
(
collapsibletank procreates ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:16,
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no.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:23,
archived )
pffft
(
yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:04,
archived )
Pfft
*sharpens fisting pan*
(
Nathanial Hornblower ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:05,
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...that doesn't even make SENSE
(
ClanSoul ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:06,
archived )
You!
Get online. I'm bored.
(
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:35,
archived )
hahahha
there is no spoon etc
(
Ysol ab abl blap ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:05,
archived )
gah!
Spang! :P
(
skivesagain is now no longer in Australia. ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:06,
archived )
pffffffft
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:06,
archived )
FACT
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:07,
archived )
he. the obvious...
:)
(
Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:08,
archived )
SPANNNNGGG!
(and woo)
(
Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:08,
archived )
Pfffffff......fffffffft
Woo! /ac
(
XLVII .uk ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:11,
archived )
lolz
genius
(
jlkgjsfhoj ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:12,
archived )
Can't argue with that.
(
Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:27,
archived )
Arf!
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:36,
archived )
hehehe
Me likey, me clickey.
(
Sunburn Go on.... It's character building! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:55,
archived )
ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah ah by god thats funny W Y H
(
lord bofingham ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:58,
archived )
ahahahahahahahahahah
fucking magic
(
waxdart hello. ,
Tue 9 Sep 2008, 17:38,
archived )
ooo
she gotses yerrow teefs!
(
Mr.Dog was in love again on ,
Tue 9 Sep 2008, 17:57,
archived )
HaHaha
*clicks*
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Tue 9 Sep 2008, 17:58,
archived )
Me Liiiike
*Clickerty-Woo*
(
Darklord ,
Tue 9 Sep 2008, 17:59,
archived )
Would spoon
(
Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts ,
Tue 9 Sep 2008, 18:30,
archived )
My favourite thing to do
Me: did you see the news this morning? unsuspecting fool: no, what happened? m:that actress has died, it was on last night that she'd been stabbed but apparently she died in hospital this morning. uf: which actress? m:that one out of legally blond, reese something. uf: witherspoon? m: no, with a knife.. cue hysterics
(
Pete_G ,
Tue 9 Sep 2008, 18:46,
archived )
this joke
is still win, and I use it regularly.
(
Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:27,
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Ah Reese
Love of my life
(
terrorbite ,
Wed 10 Sep 2008, 2:25,
archived )
front page of b3ta and digg
pfft
(
yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Sat 13 Sep 2008, 10:38,
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ha nice work!
i see it projected on big ben next week
(
Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty. ,
Sat 13 Sep 2008, 12:39,
archived )
*titters*
(
broadsword now that's fresh ,
Sun 14 Sep 2008, 0:26,
archived )
ok
well you can also have this
(
HCowling couldn't think of a witty name ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:01,
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Hahahahahahah!
*click* Nice!
(
Nathanial Hornblower ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:02,
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thanks
i'm off home, g'night
(
HCowling couldn't think of a witty name ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:03,
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Night chick.
Get it?
(
Nathanial Hornblower ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:04,
archived )
Hahahaha
*clicks obsessively*
(
XLVII .uk ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:03,
archived )
very clean rock
(
cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:03,
archived )
*checks*
yup, clean *checks* yup, clean *checks* yup, clean *checks* yup, clean *checks* yup, clean *checks* yup, clean *checks* yup, clean etc
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:04,
archived )
:D
(
Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:10,
archived )
hahaha
I was gonna do this joke, but i hadn't figured out quite how!
(
MrChimp previously Monsieur ,
Tue 9 Sep 2008, 0:19,
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Watch out it might scratch
(
Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:00,
archived )
As a yiffosexual, I find this offensive
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:08,
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if you don't know the film, it's not a good thing
Click for bigger (308KB)
(
falsepretender ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:00,
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i love pie
(
yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:04,
archived )
the healing power of dance
a little jig should do the trick...
(
HCowling couldn't think of a witty name ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:55,
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More amputees?!
You're all a bunch of sickos.
(
Nathanial Hornblower ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:56,
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Hey, amputees are animals too!
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:58,
archived )
Awhhh
and cute ones too :) *cuddles*
(
Nathanial Hornblower ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:59,
archived )
OH MY GOD IS THAT A STUMP?
*boke*
(
Nathanial Hornblower ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:59,
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Why Titanic Sank
(
MiddiMargi ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:50,
archived )
Nice one
and welcome to the board (not burg)
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:51,
archived )
Hahahahaha
I laughed too much at that. I don't even know why. D: edit: Welcome :D
(
Nathanial Hornblower ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:52,
archived )
haha
Hello new person Welcome Chairs Kittens Shop Etc...
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:52,
archived )
I love how these messages get ever more cryptic with every noob
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:53,
archived )
My first is in chair but not in kitten, what am i?
(
Nathanial Hornblower ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:56,
archived )
An arse!
Edit: Forgot the :P
(
XLVII .uk ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:57,
archived )
Haha
like :P makes it all better. I try not to use it, but sometime you don't know when someone will take you seriously or no. You fucking tosser :P
(
Nathanial Hornblower ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:59,
archived )
Hahahaha
Was I right?
(
XLVII .uk ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:00,
archived )
Fuck off you wanker.
*ignores* :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P you're always right tan. :D
(
Nathanial Hornblower ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:03,
archived )
*Doesn't know how to take it*
(
XLVII .uk ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:06,
archived )
SIDEWAYS
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:09,
archived )
IN THE BUM
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:10,
archived )
Bum's a bit general
I prefer the ANUS!
(
XLVII .uk ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:15,
archived )
i did a :P silly!
(
Nathanial Hornblower ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:10,
archived )
:D
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XLVII .uk ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:16,
archived )
Pull up a chair and fist a kitten
I think
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:57,
archived )
Gladly...
*obeys*
(
Nathanial Hornblower ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:58,
archived )
Didn't have to tell you twice eh
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:00,
archived )
Fist a chair while pulling a kitten shop?
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:59,
archived )
Chair my kid while kittening a fist pot?
(
Nathanial Hornblower ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:00,
archived )
A WOODEN BEE WITH A LISP
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:04,
archived )
I just nodded and smiled.....
I still do, people think I'm care in the community! When do i lose my noob status by the way, is there a set time period or a set number of times I have to wave things at people or something?
(
Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2 ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:03,
archived )
I'm a noob
and i love it.
(
Nathanial Hornblower ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:06,
archived )
I wasn't complaining about being a noob
It lets me get away with posting things that had been posted elenty bilion times before without using search first! (when I say get away with I mean only 4 people called me a cnut) :)
(
Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2 ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:10,
archived )
you won't
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:11,
archived )
Looks like you dug up some new photographic evidence that it wasn't an iceberg after all
Who would've thought that huh
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:53,
archived )
Pffft
Hello kitten, pull up a new person and chuck chairs at shops.
(
XLVII .uk ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:55,
archived )
Hahahaha
you missed out fisting!
(
Nathanial Hornblower ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:04,
archived )
hahahahaha
Snipey smitey!
(
Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:01,
archived )
enter the roo
(
falsepretender ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:31,
archived )
'Ave im Bruce
:D
(
Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:37,
archived )
Kangaroos don't hit back.
They kick.
(
Nathanial Hornblower ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:44,
archived )
Little known fact
This scene was inspired by an album which had fallen through a wormhole in 1982. I HAVE PROOF:
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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:28,
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i'm rising to fuck
(
cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:30,
archived )
Two suns in the sunset
(
Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:31,
archived )
never heard of it :(
(
cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:32,
archived )
Pink Floyd?
Never mind, it wasn't a great idea to start with. Move along now, nothing to see here. Look at the kangaroo up there - much better.
(
Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:34,
archived )
ah
the later ages
(
cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:39,
archived )
I got it
most depressing album ever. edit: how rude. its a woopic
(
skivesagain is now no longer in Australia. ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:01,
archived )
ok, I shall respond to this with a random image as this thread is going to go insane
(
discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:37,
archived )
slowest falling car, ever!
:D
(
Nathanial Hornblower ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:42,
archived )
^_^
(
discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:46,
archived )
Citroen Berlingo Multispace FTW
/van with windows
(
CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:10,
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(
XLVII .uk ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:43,
archived )
BMW? oh yes
(
discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:48,
archived )
VHGGGGGGGGGGGrlllllll!
ohfuckyessss
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:58,
archived )
VHG + BMW = WIN!
great job, discomeats
(
- D - SharkTrousers ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:01,
archived )
Could be the human race is run
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:39,
archived )
I would like to say I get this
and as a Floyd fan I should but I just haven't listen to them in so long that this is wasted on me. Which song is it a reference to?
(
XLVII .uk ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:42,
archived )
(
Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:51,
archived )
Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah
Not now, John!
(
Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub! ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:43,
archived )
My god, it's full of trees!
cfb A variation on the usual 'tiny planet' theme: tree tunnels
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:12,
archived )
This is a good idea
and I would like to see more of this sort of thing
(
Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:14,
archived )
Well,
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:16,
archived )
I feel like alice.
(
arrangedletters ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:17,
archived )
Whoa
Those are excellent :D
(
Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:17,
archived )
That'd be one hell of a lawn to mow.
(
setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:17,
archived )
heheh
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:41,
archived )
Swooosh
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:19,
archived )
These are really nice.
Do more! :D
(
ClanSoul ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:19,
archived )
I will if I have taken more decent source pics
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:42,
archived )
All of the above
This one rawks!
(
XLVII .uk ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:24,
archived )
Oooh
that sort of makes me feel a bit drunk...
(
in vino veritas ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:25,
archived )
success! ;)
how are you m'dear?
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:40,
archived )
Very well thank you sir
How's that Netherlands place treating you today?
(
in vino veritas ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:42,
archived )
Good to hear
It's awfully wet here today. But tomorrow will be much better and I'm looking forward to my next trip. Actually got the vaccinations for it today!
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:44,
archived )
Vaccinations, eh?
Will it be one of those hopelessly exotic trips with fantastic photos such that I will be jealous? Again? :D
(
in vino veritas ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:47,
archived )
Pfft dunno
ever been to Costa Rica?
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:54,
archived )
No
:( *cries with envy*
(
in vino veritas ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:03,
archived )
Well, it'll be there in a year or so I guess
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:30,
archived )
nice
i also approve :)
(
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:15,
archived )
Oooh, how did the first day go?
Did he look cute as a button?
(
in vino veritas ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:22,
archived )
trees
natures goatsee woo :)
(
arrangedletters ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:15,
archived )
leuk effect
WOO!I hope that's "Nice effect"!! Have a yay! as well just in case. :D
(
XLVII .uk ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:17,
archived )
yep, spot on there
and thanks
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:41,
archived )
I think I have been on this site too long
I see bumhole. Woo for tree-bumhole! :)
(
in vino veritas ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:19,
archived )
needs
goatse
(
De ExE nom nom nom nom ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:20,
archived )
I know a few good tattooists you know.
:P
(
XLVII .uk ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:22,
archived )
quick n shite be thy name!
(
Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:09,
archived )
:D
also, my fish alarm has gone off so back once I've eated fish
(
discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:10,
archived )
Fish alarm
how does that sound?
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:12,
archived )
and do fries go with that?
(
Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:13,
archived )
brrrffftt
(
arrangedletters ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:13,
archived )
it plays a nice tuna
;)
(
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:14,
archived )
wobwobwobwobwobwobwob
(
Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:14,
archived )
that's the vibration it does
it also goes "BEEP BEEP BEEP - BEEP BEEP BEEP"
(
discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:17,
archived )
beep wobble wobble beep beep honk beep parp honk honk wobble quack beep parp
(
Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:18,
archived )
You got a run!
Strike it!! :D
(
XLVII .uk ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:18,
archived )
THIS ONE'S HUGE!
(
discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:19,
archived )
:D
Bragger!
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XLVII .uk ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:23,
archived )
Oh, just a little one :(
edit: the fish is now eated
(
discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:26,
archived )
Nice work
:}
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:36,
archived )
Weyan-Yutani coffee.
Nice though.
(
Uncle Gilly hides from Plato ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:21,
archived )
vengeance
(
Shinigawa The milky bars are on me ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:04,
archived )
The woods shat back?
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:06,
archived )
Haha :D
I get it!
(
Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:15,
archived )
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