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# I think this counts as a brain fart
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:15, archived)
# teeheeheehee
i like this, i do.

Edit: Although, football is not your friend on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:16, archived)
# my bottle of fun will eat yours

OM NOM NOM NOM

does anyone have a link to the b3ta stats page?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Oh god yes, I love these new fleshlights.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:17, archived)
# let's pretend that i had to google that to know what it was
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Damn internets,
filling our minds with filth.

FILTH I SAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Let's boycott the internets!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Yes!
*closes Eudora*
That's my contribution.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Weren't you the lovely specimen of womenhood they based it upon?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:18, archived)
# mine aint latex
I believe it was Mrs Trellis, who i ain't seen around here for some time
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Quiet vulcanised rubber pelvis!
I think she is off being a mother anyway isn't she.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:24, archived)
# ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:17, archived)
# YARGHS
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:17, archived)
# add '_stats' to the url at the top of the browser
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:19, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=11219&board=main_stats
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:43, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board_stats
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:21, archived)
# thankee muchly
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Weird
and ace, at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Pfft!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrjOhQZWU7k&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:17, archived)
# *rocks out*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:18, archived)
# this man has an enormous bonce
www.youtube.com/watch?v=spKqi5fMsNY
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Yes he does!
I fucking love mayo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:20, archived)
# that man need to go to the Vatican to plead for forgiveness
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:20, archived)
# IT'S NOT A BRAINFART, IT'S EPILEPSY
EVERYONE DROP EVERYTHING AND CONSIDER THE EPILEPTIC FOR A MINUTE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:19, archived)
# STICK HIM IN THE BATH WITH THE WASHING UP
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:19, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:20, archived)
# *clicks*
*stops and thanks about sexing an epileptic*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:21, archived)
# *loses control again*
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:22, archived)
# does this belong in the 'Top Tips'?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Thing is, Gronky
I think that spacky images and strobe lighting have the same effect on some people.
When strobe lighting appear on telly programme, it's usually preceded with a warning.
Some people on here are considerate and offer a link to a spacky version of their post.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:41, archived)
# As I mentioned below, my brother has a form of epliepsy.
It means he can't go to the movies without getting sick.

You know what he does about it? HE DOESN'T GO TO THE MOVIES.

Some people are considerate and don't invite him to the movies.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:46, archived)
# somehow I don't trust this new Facebook
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:11, archived)
# OH FUCK THE QUO THE QUO!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:11, archived)
#
A POPE IN THE THAMES?!
[ b3ta.com/search/board?q=facebook+quo ]

my quo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:12, archived)
# A BEAR IN THE VATICAN?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Not much scrolling necessary now!
SO FUCKING DO IT!

www.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=11219&board=main
www.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=15246&board=main
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Im watching the telly box
No musics for me
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:16, archived)
# pffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:12, archived)
# OH MY!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4-PcMSxrUA&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:12, archived)
# oh my indeed!
this brings back memories
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)
# DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE HOUSE MUSIC
 
fortunately I've never heard of those fuckers, for which I'm glad
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Have this instead then....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzpCcNdhy5w&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:15, archived)
# ugh.
 
DO YOU LISTEN EXCLUSIVELY TO SHIT MUSIC OR IS IT JUST TODAY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:16, archived)
# No, a constant barrage of shite!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSY-2fjW7Wo&feature=related

Fact of the day?: Vanessa Feltz now goes out with one of Phats and Small!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Try this instead.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlfWoWHHRNA
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Or this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUDLA1LAzDo&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Or any of these.
www.youtube.com/results?search_query=cardiacs&search_type=&aq=f
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:21, archived)
# this has been done and been done.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)
# The quo are fucking shit.
There, I said it.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:14, archived)
# as a band, yes.
 
as a meme, not always
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:20, archived)
# when I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:14, archived)
#
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)
# pffft.
 
So it's not part of the new look?
ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:15, archived)
# It is.
You could've changed earlier if you'd wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I AM NOT A FRIEND OF CHANGE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:34, archived)
# YOU WILL BE IF I CHANGE MY FACEBOOK NAME
OH SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:36, archived)
# HAhaHAha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:14, archived)
# heh.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:27, archived)
# Lovely
Tha's lovely.

You're my best mate, you are. Tha's why I love you. You do such good work.

Cannai have another drinkie?

Seriously, good stuff -- what's the source?
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:36, archived)
# Well done!
The first shopped one I've seen.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:14, archived)
# I only noticed on the weekend lol
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:15, archived)
# OKAY SECOND SHOPPED ONE BUT I LIKE MINE BEST SO THERE.
 
www.b3ta.com/board/8702216
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAARGH
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Slipping this in here if you dont mind:
Me and Freddy have been for a delicious pizza, thanks to a fuck off 50% off voucher xD

Don't worry b3tans, we saved you a bit :D


Edit: Woooo teh Quo :D
(Andaba Is Team GB Olympic Colouring Competitor, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:14, archived)
# PIZZA TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:17, archived)
# I'm not sure what just happened here...
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:54, archived)
# yo dawg

It's a book of many faces
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:14, archived)
# I don't know why everyone keeps asking me to join protest groups on facebook about the new design
I mean, they've just moved it to the left a bit. HOW IS THAT A PROBLEM?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:17, archived)
# MAYBE THEY HAVE SOME SAND IN THEIR RESPECTIVE VAGINAS
 
me, I've got a genuine cause this week - fighting the imminent smoking ban at my workplace.
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WAS BIG ON HELPING PEOPLE STOP SMOKING?
THE NAZIS, THAT'S WHO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:26, archived)
# I can't even smoke while I drink and gamble anymore.
You know, because drinking and gambling needs to be made healthy.

THE PEOPLE THAT ARE HAPPY ABOUT NO SMOKING IN PUBS ARE THE PEOPLE THAT DON'T GO TO PUBS ANYWAY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:36, archived)
# I AM GOING TO PUNCH THE NEXT PERSON THAT COMPLAINS ABOUT PASSIVE SMOKE RIGHT IN THE DICK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:40, archived)
# The WHO did a study a year or two ago about passive smoking.
They didn't realease the results, presumably because the results were "this really isn't a problem".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:43, archived)
# RIGHT IN THE DICK.
 
www.velvetgloveironfist.com/index.php?page_id=1
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:11, archived)
# YOU TUBEBOX!
that's my new insult to hurl at humans.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:57, archived)
# Happy Now?


Click for bigger (38KB)
(stavr0s, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Never!
Eh, wasn't this posted below?
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:06, archived)
# no
you could have just edited the original post

'incompetence'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Edit original post
I tried that how the hell?

yes im new ish
(stavr0s, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:08, archived)
# hello new person.
let's be friends
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Hello
Hello not new person!
(stavr0s, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:12, archived)
# people call me Miss Scunner,
I am the maternal influence here
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:15, archived)
# nice statue
of liberty :)
(stavr0s, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:19, archived)
# *hint - try pressing the Edit button
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:09, archived)
# if it's to do with uploadyness
it's more tricky than that
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:10, archived)
# edit
just lets me edit the url afaik
(stavr0s, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:11, archived)
# yes
so copy the new upload url over the old one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Yes, and you just paste in the url of the updated version.
Hence, 'Edit'.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:12, archived)
# are you using the b3ta uploader thing?
i'm not sure without a lot of fagging about with stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:10, archived)
# uploader
yes the uploader, damn you guys post fast!
(stavr0s, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:12, archived)
# the uploader gives you the url of the image
so copy that (select all and then CTRL C) then go to the original message, press Edit, Select all and paste the new data in (CTRL V)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Thanks
for that but its to late now, shame paint doesnt have spell check yet lol ;)
(stavr0s, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:09, archived)
# those are some serious allegations, buster
:P

make it 400px wide then it can go on the FP
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:06, archived)
# wider?
lol are you serious i cropped and shrunk it now
(stavr0s, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:16, archived)
# nah, it's my dry wit and humour
I apologise
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Hahaha
That will do
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:06, archived)
#
www.theregister.co.uk/2008/09/12/jedi_course/
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Palpatine
and his sinister Sith plots
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:21, archived)
# ummm..
i have seen this before but bigger.
have an old pea
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Haha
I've not seen that before.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:09, archived)
# twas one of my first few.
Not the best of quality. Making blood from the airbrush. Good times
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:10, archived)
# one more time
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:10, archived)
# hahahah
eurgh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:11, archived)
# great minds think alike eh
www.b3ta.com/board/4827063
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:49, archived)
# UNCOMPUTENTS, LYSE, DAYTUH FEFT, DAYTUR LOSSS, PRYVUSY INVASUYN.
N BEEN SMYPLI USLOSS
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:07, archived)
# >/benhack -activate coherence nodes
//:&$9opu=?nonsense=?gettahfuck
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:09, archived)
# no
no i'm not

why do you ask?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:07, archived)
# No not really....
But listening to this I am!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSaEMOue7P4
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:07, archived)
# we all are
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:08, archived)
# O RLY?!?!?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap5KlSvo0EI
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:10, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:12, archived)
#
b3ta.com/questions/toptips/post245751
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:08, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:09, archived)
# You know the pain!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Top Tippage!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:10, archived)
# It happens to the best of us
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:12, archived)
# I do that anyway.
I can't stand Neptune's Kiss.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:15, archived)
# what?
and how much of a better person are you? I can't seem to find any significant data on your country running skills
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:08, archived)
# ^this
I don't much like Brown but at least he's not Milliband or (God forbid) Cameron.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:11, archived)
# I try not to think of the horror that is the current alternative
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Funny thing is
seemed to me that Blair could get away with murder but still came up smelling of roses.

On the other hand I've heard people blame Brown for England being shit at football. Honestly.
(horrid, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Bless.
Do you have someone who looks after you?
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:08, archived)
# not sure they will be to be honest
is it sad that when lurking on here I enjoy the flamings almost as much as the pics?
(horrid, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:10, archived)
# No, not at all. Best show around.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:12, archived)
# there seems to be less pictures of ham these days
.
(horrid, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:24, archived)
# I'm very happy, but my reasons are unrelated.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:11, archived)
# lol, political satire
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:16, archived)
# ahhhhh


*editminated*
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:00, archived)
# ANIME
TIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:00, archived)
# that could work
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:01, archived)
# RECURSIVE FLASH FILE.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Haha, even better.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-n-jZJhpT4
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:01, archived)
# hahaha
i feel ashamed of myself for remembering most of the words
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:02, archived)
# DECEMBER 1992 HI!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRAt0V_MJBM
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:04, archived)
# ouch,
this evening of songs has pained me
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:05, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfq_A8nXMsQ
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:05, archived)
# I downloaded that a couple of weeks back!
I love it!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNSpLqmY6K0

You and I should so get together and start DJing!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:06, archived)
# hahaha
the horror!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:08, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4qh61nBLpQ
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:08, archived)
# i have a bad taste bootleg of lisa left ey lopez over
'i like driving in my car' by madness
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Hahaha
Whats with all the youtubes?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:05, archived)
# harmless non-threadwatey bandwagon nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Oh ok fair enough then,
you go shoot americans for a few hours and come back to some other wandbagon going on
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:06, archived)
# You must scroll down for joyous goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I cant be arsed to look through all of them
Ive got armand van helden on right now
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Need movement.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:01, archived)
# weeeeeeey
:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:03, archived)
# SADNESS IS RECURSIVE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Why isn't the big one smiling?
WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Headcancer
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Animate it!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:03, archived)
# this amuse discomeats
*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:17, archived)
# OMG YOU GAVE ME EPILEPSYCANCER!
i like this muchly :)
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:36, archived)
# this is your cock.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:55, archived)
# Im sure it's been done


but i did it myyyyyy wayyyyy !!
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)
# nicely
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocCEVtzFhTA
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)
# *raves on*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq2je3BBq90
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)
# This is what you want
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjJwqDa1QVI
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Youre right, its no Cleopatra!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb-Ff4piZIg&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)
# comin atcha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DotDulpnm7k&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
She played at Wembley just before the Charlton Play Off Final. I was there. It rocked!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHkBUwLNiGk
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)
# /tangent
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF7jv1PgiSM
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:56, archived)
# the only power of love that needs to be played
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFaXTcR4dtE
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:57, archived)
# on the love 90s theme
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO_vFuzPJvc
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)
# you fucker
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:00, archived)
# it makes me cry...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Begs to differ
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShN8UIk5-mw
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:01, archived)
# you always do
this aint their best song, but it is fun
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:02, archived)
# How about this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Thanks...
I almost forgot about that one
(starquake is still figuring things out, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 7:42, archived)
# Related Tangent!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CkKuA86Mis
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)
# curse you
our Celine Dion minds
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Oh yeah!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YqcVsCw7bs
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)
# For your earlier post?

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:04, archived)
# coming at 'cha?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)
# that link was laready purple
somebody's cheating
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Aye, I noticed that too!
Naughty Miss Scunner!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)
# i am being kind to the folk who cannot scroll
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)
# 'kind'?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Well it is naughty ;)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdB5x8Jsgpw
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:57, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FB8nIGKbpJY
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:01, archived)
# The Brand New Heavies?
I was into them days ago!

www.b3ta.com/board/8742631
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:03, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU5c1qAN4gA
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)
# put a donk on it?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)
# am i the only one who thinks that's a good tune?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)
# i did
till that b3ta donk night
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:55, archived)
# I fucking love it too!
Not as good as this though!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6pbZLiLt30
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:55, archived)
# um...
what the shuddering fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:56, archived)
# holy jesus burning on the cunting cross!!!
no more no more
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)
# You fucking love it!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G2G2AeBS80
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:59, archived)
# they look
like the bunch that mugged me outside the plaice chip shop 2 months ago
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:02, archived)
# I find it mildly alright.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGv8y2u_XU0
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)
# glee
i am young again
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)
# *running mans*
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:08, archived)
# *is appalled*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)
# *runs*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FQRDCIdxhE
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:55, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRUGGy9RVrM
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:57, archived)
# hahaha WTF!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:59, archived)
# classic but this was their best
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U_kfuvnMeg&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:00, archived)
# SCOTTISH TECHNO SAMPLING!
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Km3yuUlAKP8
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:03, archived)
# That's Just Hypocritical!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Those subtexts are very hard for me to believe

as I understand what he's really singing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Take off every "zig"

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:00, archived)
# needs more dnb
woo to this
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)
# put a donk on it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Hehehe
These are so much funnier when not part of a compo!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)
# GO clubbing.
Worked with them once.

Tossers.

Wouldn't share their fish.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
Top.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Top Shoppage
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)
# LOL
Loving that one :D
(stavr0s, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Bored and...
...because I've been listening to them a lot lately. Quick and dirty.


Edit: I FILTAD!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Slayer?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Idiot
Bucks Fizz
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:41, archived)
# How VERY dare you!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:41, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpHLEm9-0bg&feature=related ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:42, archived)
# SCATROLLED!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)
# oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)
# So wrong
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)
# you want more
i seen you on here www.shockingtube.com NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Obviously, as you looked through your web logs :(
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNlDczS4YK4
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)
# *ahem*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9gWA491H4U
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)
# 90sYay
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I will see your 90sYay and raise you an Ini Kamoze!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS8UHOFk-KI
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBnkJQWe0JQ
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)
# there we go
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=57RsgqWw5W4
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Oh, if we're raving....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvLMcdIB0xY
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)
# *raves*
that is actually fucking awesome.
So says i
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)
# How I need it on cd or mp3!!!
/On vinyl in the loft sydrome
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)
# we all are
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)
# NICE NICE FLAVOUR
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Goodnight, sweet prince.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)
# That looks rather good!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:41, archived)
# U FILTAD!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Can we do good songs now?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyzsBqk8u1w
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxLpEX2bt8w
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)
# U Filad¬
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:41, archived)
# But just the once!
The rest was *oh* so custom
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:42, archived)
# U filtad


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:42, archived)
# u filtad
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:42, archived)
# filter?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)
# U ..... FILTAD!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)
# U Flid
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I would pea roast the Karate Flid again
But it has been Blue Petered to death :
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I CHUNDAD
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)
# iLoveU
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)
# REAL TRUE FACTS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)
# mixed with lies and
sex
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)
# and videotape?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:56, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:56, archived)
# The more I thought about that name ..
.. the more it seemed to belong in a circus.



Click if you'd like a larger image in better quality (517KB)
(spinoza, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:34, archived)
# :)
beautiful
AND topical.
A nice combination
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:35, archived)
# What a wonderful style
wooyay and a splash of houplasoup!
edit : ok i thought lehman brothers said "le ham" as in french for "the ham" or something, i don't want to play anymore :( waah!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Pfft!
Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:36, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=46l-yzQ4GhI
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:40, archived)
# this is what you were looking for
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjJwqDa1QVI
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:41, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD8OHJ0bB4w
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Agreed.
However if they were in the circus they would be the FUCKING HAIRY CUNTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:36, archived)
# no
if they were in a liveshow, they would be doing that.

Circus is different, as far as I recall :)
(spinoza, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:41, archived)
# fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:37, archived)
# lurvly.
.
(muckluks notsureyet, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Lovely.
& full of woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:38, archived)
# i've jsut looked up the lehman brothers on google
i now get this :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Pfffff
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)
# splendid
x10
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)
# This is most fantastic.
I do not fear for AIG though. They will get their 22bn bail out from the federal reserve.
None of this will matter to Manchester United as sponsorship funds arrive up front each season and of course the world and his brother court them every year for a piece of that shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Perfect and gutsplittingly ace.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:08, archived)
# bloody
marvelous

the piccie that is, not the Lehman bros

*click*
(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:11, archived)
# It would be funny had they not been the only ones with the combination to the safe.
Now whatever will we doooooooo!

Explosives, perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 3:08, archived)
# spack attack
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:34, archived)
# do you have to?
i've got a headache as it is
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:35, archived)
# It's probably cancer.
-
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:37, archived)
# probably but don't be a cunt
*buys you a hand blender*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)
# does it ?
does it really make your head hurt ?
(picitujeromanov, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:39, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)
# ohh
ok then
(picitujeromanov, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)
# well done
for doing something that was shit when it first appeared years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:38, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:41, archived)
# So
Now B3ta hates spacks? How the times change. You feckless cuntworts!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)
# ^^^^^
Fucking huge This.

Spacks rock.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)
# How deeply irritating
I wonder why you thought of posting this
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)
# I like proper spacking,
but this is not good.

Ignore the haters though, spacking is a valid exercise in fun.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)
# no it's not
it is just an excuse for people with no photoshop talents to be cunts on here. Broadcasting flashing images without a warning to the viewer is covered by strict ofcom rules for broadcasters. It should apply to individuals on the internet too. It is highly offensive and ignorant of anyone to place images that may induce seizures in photosensitive epileptics on a webpage without giving that person a choice to not see it.
Anyone who thinks otherwise is also an ignorant, selfish cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)
# SERIOUS BUSINESS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)
# If you come to B3ta with epilepsy then you are a moron.
I am not unaware of the situation, I think that if there is anywhere it is acceptable then this is the place.

Seriously, why should art be tempered? If I have to look at dead soldiers and Maddie then a (good) spack is more than welcome in my book.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)
# How is
it art to have photoshop filter an image that you then turn into a fast gif for no other reason than you know it will piss people off? It is talentless shite and I'm amazed that you say people with epilepsy should not visit b3ta. Would you have them sit in darkened rooms with restraints on instead?

Fuck this place. I did not miss it one bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Give me one example of something you've done that couldn't be described as "talentless shite".
Actually, go with your first instinct and just fuck off. Please don't come back this time.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:59, archived)
# BAN ZOOT CADILLAC
 
AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:31, archived)
# is this a vote?
where do i tick YES?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Then fuck off you whinging cunt
An easy fix methinks
(I helped save b3ta! catbwoy, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:07, archived)
# exactly
it's like going to 4chan and complaining about the sex and violence
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:56, archived)
# ^ this
I do not go to 4chan.

It's shit.

My daughter's godfather, Tom is epileptic. I sometimes forget and take photographs with him present.

I am fully aware of the repercussions. I see them in Tom and I used to see them in Peter before he died.

I ask Tom to leave the room so that I can take my pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:59, archived)
# That's bollocks dude
If you come to B3ta with epilepsy then you are a moron that's like saying if you try and interact with society with a disability you are are at risk

b3ta has never been about making logging on to the web a 'shocking or hazardous' experience, that's just the teenage prats in their multitude who sign up, troll, and either are told to fuck off or go off for a wank or what ever they do when loose interest
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:00, archived)
# I'd go more for "if you stare at a computer screen for extended sessions with epilepsy then you are a moron".
Christ, if you know something is going to set it off, why would you do it?

I'm allergic to some food colourings, so I don't eat foods that contain them. Going "waaah waaah, I can't eat that food so nobody else should" is just pathetic.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:10, archived)
# For fucks sake fella
people should have access to information and the internet (and a bit of mirth) without the potential risk of harm because someone posted something that may cause serious headaches or worse, entirely as Pasanonic outlined far above, it's not rocket science

It's simply pointless at the end of the day, i'm sure any of us could drag up some hideous stuff off the darkest corners of the net that would make the rest of us have a bad night's sleep or vomit

but why?


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:17, archived)
# I'm suggesting that the image above won't actually cause any epileptic symptoms.
I think people just want to have something to complain about.

Also: if I'm one person and lots of other people are having fun but I'm unable to join in, I'll just let them have their fun rather than trying to stop it. It isn't at my expense if the fun keeps going after I turn the other cheek. It seems like the right thing to do is leave them be.

You know, being a grown up and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:23, archived)
# None of this seems to be making any sense between us,
so in all honestly i'm going to leave what has been said where it's been said

have a cool one Gronkpan! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Because not doing it isn't goin to stop them coming across strobing images elsewhere.
So the onus is on the viewer to control their browsing experience by disabling animated gifs.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:23, archived)
# b3ta has had strobing images for all its history
so yes if you come on here with epilepsy then regardless of how thoughtful people ought to be you're being stupid.

no matter how much you shout at people there are going to be flashing images on b3ta, therefore the only way someone with epilepsy can be sure to avoid them is to not come here.

More broadly speaking, I would strongly suggest anyone with epilepsy TURN OFF FUCKING GIF ANIMATION.

googlesystem.blogspot.com/2006/02/disable-animated-gifs.html

Or do you think you're going to manage to persuade the whole internet to remove all strobing images?
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:22, archived)
# i once made this
(picitujeromanov, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:57, archived)
# ALSO: People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, Pasanonic.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:55, archived)
# especially not fantastically expensive glass mansions with twelve amazing glass cars out front
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:12, archived)
# I agree.
Spack images should be linked.
They are not artistic and they piss the majority off.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I don't know if they actually do piss the majority off, there's just a vocal minority and a bunch of retarded bandwagon jumpers.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:16, archived)
# ^^ this
/me resists the temptation to go on too much about how b3ta's seems to increasingly be a bunch of whingeing nazis constantly looking for a new thing to post a rude response gif about.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:26, archived)
# b3ta is an art gallery now?
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:28, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8750504
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:37, archived)
# my bad
still don't agree about the strobing images though
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:55, archived)
# YOU DON'T KNOW FUN.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:11, archived)
# i have a headache and this image did not help
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:38, archived)
# I also have an headache
Mainly generated by arsewipes like Panasonic who bleat pointlessly about non-offensive stuff.

If you're going to get offended by er, anything really, B3ta ain't the place to come. Thats my opinion anyway

(relurks)
(I helped save b3ta! catbwoy, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:16, archived)
[challenge entry] OH GOD, THOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Humping a doll
XVII stylee.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:22, archived)
# aroused.
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:22, archived)
# you are always aroused
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Why thankyou!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Nah, I'd have taken my shades off
and swirled my face out.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Now I am wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:26, archived)
# it's a tesco value tribute.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Hehehe
But I'm bored with Thom now.

/last wednesday night bog
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Have some of this then!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc6pdT1zOlI&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Euwweuwweuww!!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:36, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Sorry,
Not to both your likings?

Have this then!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-krEuM95iY&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:40, archived)
# that's more like it.
GANGSTA STYLEE!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:41, archived)
# You need this as medicine
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SpZXU61hCI
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*enters turned on phase*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Haha oh god
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:32, archived)
# pfffffft!
oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:32, archived)
# what is happening?
my brain hurts :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:36, archived)
# haha
fearsome.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:39, archived)
# "Last call for flight 666"
you might find the "Daily Poll" in the top left hand corner of the link interesting as well B.T.W.


www.chartattack.com/news/60301/bruce-dickinson-rescues-tourists

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:16, archived)
# I have seen Blaze Bailey twice.
Never seen Iron Maiden though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:17, archived)
# did you go see him when he played the hub recently?
I was going to go but I'm poor :(
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:19, archived)
# No.
Cornwall Colosseum and Kaos.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:20, archived)
# see maiden
it is an experience
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:20, archived)
# My mate caught Bruce Dickinson's cold
the other week. And Bruce caught it from Lemmy.

Not a lot of people know that. And even less people care!

(my mate is a pilot BTW)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:18, archived)
# are you sure he's not just dressing like a pilot in order to hang out in pilot bars?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:19, archived)
# this is a possibility
that I have not considered :-o
(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:20, archived)
# haha!
bruce dickinson flying planes ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Fucking A!
But I read that headline as "bruce dickinson rescues terrorists at first!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:18, archived)
# With a foil in his hand, he just might could
he's was almost at Olympic level I think I read, or was that Karrang being a bit over the top
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:27, archived)
# "Runway to the hiiiiiillllls"
Sorry!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:22, archived)
# hahahaha
you work for the Sun AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:35, archived)
# say, would you like a chocolate coated pretzel?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:12, archived)
# They're a little melty
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:14, archived)
# ah
ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaa

this is the stuff o' nonsense I love B3TA for :)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Soup herb
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Hahahah yay
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:32, archived)
# FORE!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:09, archived)
# FROE!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:10, archived)
# harry potter has let himself go
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Needs more nudity
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:11, archived)
# *disrobes*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Oh hi!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:12, archived)
# there is some cracking stuff in your profile
what's 'half sixty'?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Freelance web co. name
...a bit inactive at the moment due to the "real" job :)
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:15, archived)
# aha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:16, archived)
# *prepares to be stalked*
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Will this do?
images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/34158.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:15, archived)
# i would have thought this was more your thing :)
images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/34157.jpg

i am inferring that you are a bumsexualist, you see ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:15, archived)
# BUY NOW
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:16, archived)
# YOU PERVERTED FIEND
I do not partake in the slapping of other men's bottoms, and never have




(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:21, archived)
# \o/
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Do you think they could've used a bigger pic?
I can't quite see that one
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:25, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:25, archived)
# can you guess what it is
oh, wait, you've already finished it

*woo*
(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Yays!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:18, archived)
# put your your wizards cape!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:32, archived)
# FIRE IN THE HOLE
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)
# for!
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Got any nails?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:09, archived)
# why are you lonely?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:11, archived)
# All of the team in my office went to Bristol today.
I left the company in June (and yes, I have simply failed to move out and, as yet, nobody has complained, despite me leaving to work for a supplier) so I could not go with them.

Sooner or later I will have to go move in with the company I work for (who have nothing to do with the company I am using electricity from - although we are minor clients of theirs and suppliers to them) and I suddenly realised how much I will miss all my friends.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:14, archived)
# ah bum
i get on well with the people i work with, but if i leave, i shan't give them a second thought
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:17, archived)
# I have known a lot of them for a long time.
I bell ring with one, 2 are godparents to my children, one was my best man (long before I worked with any of them) and they are all close friends.

I worked with them before at my last job and they all came across after I moved (not just to be with me, I might add!).

These are not friends from work, they are friends who I work with.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:21, archived)
# ah ok
but if they are friends first and colleagues secnd, then you are bound to see them around anyway
/small consolation
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Do they keep stealing your stapler?
TPS reports? What?
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:17, archived)
# What is that TLA?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:19, archived)
# TLA? I'm not sure I understand
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:22, archived)
# aww
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Nice work there

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Thank you
I was rather pleased with the twitchiness of the rodent.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I think it's one of your better anims
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)
# tonic waters


:D thanks for kind comments.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:00, archived)
# WHAT THE..?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:02, archived)
# AW HELL YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:03, archived)
# marvelous
stuff :)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:03, archived)
# He doesn't like them?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:04, archived)
# MR SPARKLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:06, archived)
# konichi wa
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Lightbulb + fish = Homer
:D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:13, archived)
# WHAT?
WHAT?
WHAT?

YES! *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:06, archived)
# This just made me giggle uncontrollably
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Spinny spinny spinny spinny spin
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:10, archived)
# FUCK YES, FEGG :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:14, archived)
# i like it.
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:25, archived)
# number 2 (arf arf)
I'm like a little boy who's just found a new toy. Following the Thom Yorke pic, I done did a Lemmy one with lyrics from my favourite Motorhead tracks



and I'll happily stop if all this is old hat to you seasoned pros :)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Nice one!
In other news, Metallica and Kings of Leon are on Later....in a minute :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I wish I had a TV tonight ;(
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:10, archived)
# iPlayer in half an hour?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:15, archived)
# kudos on the patience to do it
is it to do with photoshop layers and 'screen'?*

or is it 'multiply'? i forget
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Clipping mask!
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:01, archived)
# you again!!!!
"clipping mask!" was his battle cry
(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Clippin- Oh wait. :D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:03, archived)
# nah
just multiple layers of text in different shades. Then select a shade of colour, inverse the selection and delete that from that text layer. Repeat for each shade and job done.

Takes far far longer to get the text in to the picture than it does to do the effect.
(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:01, archived)
# If you use clipping mask, it'll be a lot easier.
And then burn or dodge to get the desired shadow/light.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:02, archived)
# easiers you say?
it's only taking about 5 minutes to get the effect right. It's the bloody hour of getting the text in there in the first place that's annoying!
(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:04, archived)
# wouldn't it be simpler to copy the text off t'internet
paste into an editor
format it
then paste it into photoshop
then wang the pic behind it and change the text layer mode thing to make the pic show through it?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:03, archived)
# oh
yeah

*spangs self*

(for the pasting into an editor part)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Yes.
It should take longer to find the text and copy it as an image than it does to have the software produce the image effect for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Put the pic on the layer above the text, set it to clipping mask, and then the only part of the image that shows through is that with text below it.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:06, archived)
# i have learned something useful
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:08, archived)
# I could do it that way
but the way I'm doing it only takes a few minutes anyway (with fiddling to get exactly the right shades and areas). It's a method I'm comfortable with, so may not be the quickest or best but the end results look OK I think.

I'll give that method a go though. Cheers :)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Ha ha you said number two!
I don't see why you should stop. These are ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Do not stop
These are ace
(yfky should be trying to get a job, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Don't stop
I'm sure you'd get plenty of requests!!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:06, archived)
# been trying
to find a decent source image of Freddie Mercury but so far have failed :( . That's one I really want to do well.
(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:08, archived)
#
images.rhino.com/18/LiveAid_10.jpg
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:09, archived)
# *bows*
you are a legend. Ta very muchly.

I shall set to work :)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:12, archived)
# fuck, i do hate him so much
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Who?
Paper n' Pencil?
(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:16, archived)
# nah
mercury
overrated codswallop
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:19, archived)
# fair
dos

I'm not a massive Queen or Freddie fan myself (can only profess to liking their music rather than loving it) but he is an instantly recognisable character and hence the choice to do him next.

So to speak.
(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Yeah, he keeps picking on me but Rob never listens to my complaints
:(
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:19, archived)
# How about my pic of him taken in Montreux?
s34.photobucket.com/albums/d105/mcomme/Switzerland/Montreux/?action=view¤t=MichaelsPics229.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:13, archived)
# That's Lenin, not Freddie!
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Silly boy!
That is nay Lenin!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Looks like Lenin
Smells like Lenin.
Tastes like Lenin.

Must be Lenin!
(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:19, archived)
# ta
but the image ^^^^ up there is more what I was after.

Off to hunt some Queen lyrics now :-D

And there was me thinking I'd give tattyshop a break tonight and get some sleep for once :-o
(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Don't be silly!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:20, archived)
# must
sleep

but 5 more minutes won't hurt!
(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Don't stop, mate. It's a cool effect whatever I or anyone says.
Don't ever let others stop you from doing stuff you like.


*rapes and murders*

:)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Needs More...
.............Bell Ends!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:57, archived)
# very nice
although it is fucking my eyes just slightly :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:57, archived)
# On Safari
I cannot check if this is 400 pixels wide

You alright geezer? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Yeah
most of my pics are ashally.
I'm ok thanks, you?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:59, archived)
# I just remembered that there is a ruler widget:
www.apple.com/downloads/dashboard/calculate_convert/gruler.html

that measures in pixels.

With it, I can confirm that the picture under discussion indeed falls within the limit specified.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:02, archived)
# or if it matters
use a different browser :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:05, archived)
# The killer feature that Safari has is middle-click tab opening.
Actually, you can probably download an add-on for Flamestoat to do that, come to think of it.

edit: actually you can do that in InfernoMinx, I must have been dreaming.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:10, archived)
# The vertical hold on this TV set is awful! And the picture is frozen, too!
...although it does look good, to be fair.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:58, archived)
# I think your printer is running out of ink.
:P

Very nice. :)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:58, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:00, archived)
# He;s out of magenta again
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:08, archived)
# I do ever so like
the style of your work. Very clean images :)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Lovely stuff!
Evening!...+/-
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:02, archived)
# She Just Couldn't Help Herself!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:34, archived)
# pfft...
this joke has been made too much today in my life world, is this a coincidence?
(tzuruki put's his nephew in the microwave, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Roll on the floor laughing or Roll on the laughing floor?
(tzuruki put's his nephew in the microwave, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Elmao!
Nice.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:40, archived)
# :D
Thanks! I've made it originally as wallpaper
(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Peaing time?

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:45, archived)
# i love it soo much...
yet it's staring right into my mind...
(tzuruki put's his nephew in the microwave, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:45, archived)
# ROFLROLF!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:53, archived)
# FECKING HELL ROFL!
He's so beeeg!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:55, archived)
# CFB...if you feel lucky!

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:20, archived)
# that's rather fab
can i be a little bit picky, or shall i just fuck off now?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Pick on, brother. Pick on...
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:22, archived)
# it's just that where his gun hand burst through the paper
you can still see the mosaic through it, and that combined with the jpeg compression lessens the effect of the 'bursting through the paper' thing

that was all :)

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:26, archived)
# he means
cut the texture from the bits poking through. I knew he was going to say that.
I'd also add depth of field to the hand.

It is very good however.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:29, archived)
# indeed
it's great
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:32, archived)
# + possibly some drop shadow of the hand and gun

good evening sir
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:33, archived)
# there is already some shadow there
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:34, archived)
# on the hand itself, yes
but not on the background/paper
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Ah, I had meant to do that!
Cheers.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:38, archived)
# I just realised that
good evening was directed at me. Yes, it is a good evening. I hope yours is too.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:48, archived)
# It's okay

I just threw away two newly shopped images on account of not being funny.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Wow
*clicks!

(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Excellent!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Most woo
^what they are saying above for the kill :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Thius.
-u
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Hello you
I was driven to Whipsnade on Sunday by a mate who runs an online advertising department at a company who revealed he had recently attended a business meeting with Adobe, and were shown CS4, and said it looked great; incorporating features from lots of their other programs such as Aftereffects into the one bundle, apparently, to make it easier for the user to get to grips with; to which he was also forced to legal secrecy

Good thing i'm not he, then :)

Adobe being nice? Apparently so!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:57, archived)
# It's already online, if you know where to look.
Mind you, I still haven't installed cs3 yet.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:00, archived)
# CS3 and CS2 have been a right nightmare if you don't own other Adobe software for editing gifs
hence allot of non posting on my behalf :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:08, archived)
# S'nice.
I agree with whitening out the hand / gun a bit more, though.

Incidentally, did you use this?: www.andreaplanet.com/andreamosaic/
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Shhhh... hehe. Aye, that's the one.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:48, archived)

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