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[challenge entry] Christine Leialer - If only I could match skin tones on paint :(


But it's the idea that counts - right?
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Is that Christine Keeler or Joanne Whalley?
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I'm pretty sure it's Keeler.
(FWIW)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Keeler
AKA Leialer ;)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Would you like to play a game?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)
# yes. yes i would.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:52, archived)
# The die is all to cock
;(
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:52, archived)
# how so?
i thought opposite sides had to add up to 7, and that was the only rule?
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# HOPSCOTCH PLZ
happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Thanking you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:55, archived)
# That's jolly good!!
WYH!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:58, archived)
# ROYAL FLUSH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Your evil twin is a BAD BAD man
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Sorry!
`
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)
# oof! :D
tj, sorry freebs: does anybody know if tonight's Presidential debate is screening over here/streaming anywhere i can watch it?
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Channel 4 were advertising the start of US election season
Maybe they'll have it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:52, archived)
# thanks trelly, i'll look into that.
my mate seemed to think it was on More4, but i can't find it in their schedule.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:55, archived)
# VW Ringo?
RIS!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Poop poop!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Breaks into "Thunderchild"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)
# *performs wanky 10 minute guitar solo*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I hope you're the rightful owner of that....
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Don't worry I have a certificate
to drive heavy prog opera.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:52, archived)
# UUUUULLLLLLLLLLAAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Very good...
...but wasn't War of the Worlds set BEFORE the Titanic sunk?

/pedant
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Medieval Vader?
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)
# your lack of horse disturbs me
EDIT: medieval vader didn't have access to lucas's script, that's why the words are slightly different.
i didn't temporarily forget the line, honestly...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:43, archived)
# The Force! The Force! My Empire for The Force!
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)
# arf!
princess leia has been captured by the imperial dragon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Here it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)
# horse!
horses are insane creatures.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Nice horse!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:50, archived)
# A friend of mine hates Star Wars because it's a Western in space.
I still like it, though.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Did you spend all your time on the Imperial logo?
I like the pic btw, just logo looks so much better than the rest.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# No.
I (poorly) traced the knight for Vader, and distorted the Imperial logo (which I got from Google!).
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# hahah, I really like this!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Thanks!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Haha, this is excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Thank you.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:00, archived)
# This was inspired by an image I loved which I saw on b3ta when i first joined.
(sadly I can't remember who made it, but it involved a big man pointing)
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I'll be honest,
you are no Leningrad!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Don't compare me to a deity
;)
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# i am the greetest!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:43, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK! YOU ARE LARGE AND POINTING!
I AM LARGE!

WHAT THE FUCK!
HE IS POINTING!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Thats it!
I needs it!

the image I made is merely an ode to the mighty big pointer!
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Leningrad is your man
www.b3ta.com/board/8643445

He did loads of these.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)
# ty
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:58, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7422011

Edit : Damn you Barbie!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:49, archived)
# That's a much better link
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)
# haha
thx
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)
# hahaha
ah yes, can it be milked indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:04, archived)
# is it an allegory for drugs?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:43, archived)
# everything is an allegory for drugs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Her dress is awfully see-through.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Hahaha :D
I love these things
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Silly Abunar
Abunars are not Leningrads.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:52, archived)
# hahaha
DUCK IS MY ACCOUNTANT - OH GOD I AM RUINED!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# What are you? You are a nonsence!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)
# aliens shot MY FUCKING EYES!
and startled some nearby cows.
clix for you and a salute to Leningrad.
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)
# The (acheron) Sweeney
(I helped save b3ta! Geoffpeas All the cut, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)
# My God John Thaw was a looker!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)
# You're impregnated my owld son.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)
# sarge, i need a background check on some slimy bastard
calls himself A. Xenomorph.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)
# "Get that stupid thing off your face, you stupid slag"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Bush & McCain let BamBam sit with the grown-ups
(clut, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Oh, OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# no - it's not okay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Could you please...
...come and help me get all this tea
of my screen and keyboard please? *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)
# hahaha, spam, spam, spam the wheel of juuuuustice
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlTGfur4OZI
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)
# lolitics
Ever notice how that McCain fella looks artificially aged, kind of like the future version of that 'bad guy' in Back to the Future... or something.
(Cloudane, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Yeah.
Like he's going to rip of a mask to the MI tune, and be tom cruise underneath.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Standing on boxes, I assume.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)
# yep, I have thought this too
He has that not-quite-right, latex mask look about him. I keep half expecting him to reach up and lift his head off a-la Total Recall.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:38, archived)
# And the point you are making is what?
I'll be honest with you, I don't think a huge deal of Barack Obama, but I do know that he will lead the country of the "United States of America" in a much less globally destructive way then any Republican ever would.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:35, archived)
# FUCK AND KILL EVERYTHING, I SAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:36, archived)
# GLOBAL RAPE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Or indeed the other way round
for those so inclined.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)
# the world would be safer if he won
although i seriously doubt he will.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:36, archived)
# he won't win
and the Neville Chamberlaine approach doesn't bring peace
(clut, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:43, archived)
# as long as bush is out
the world stands a chance. not a very big one, but still.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:44, archived)
# except the Neville Chamberlain approach was flawed in the face of a large and powerful aggressor
rather than a non-existant pseudo-enemy as it is now.

There's no problem in looking for peace when there's no-one to fight.

And gung-ho aggression is a much, much worse way to play politics.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# gung-ho aggression is what america is famous for.
even if the new president decides it's a bad approach, how many people will want to vote him out of office for being soft on johnny foreigner?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Oh bummer - its Obama!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:40, archived)
# poor Barack
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)
# America's Nelson & Winnie Mandela
Except Michelle hasn't murdered any children
(clut, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# none that we know about
*conspiracies*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] In space nobody can 'see' the seams
(woodpacker is eating too much cheese, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Hahahaha splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# JETS!

(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)
# My first is in Woo but not in Yay
My third is in Hooplah but not in Panowie
I cross the road without looking
and can float over "the big white moon"
For £200, what am I?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Chuck Norris?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Oooh so close, it was clearly
Supertramp, who are singing their current number 5 single...
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Damn!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Flipping mental
gibbering and offering monies.....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:29, archived)
# just the utter gibbering nonsense that was 3-2-1
for example, try and follow any of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNVF2LnT4sU
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)
# wtf
It starts out as 3.2.1 then turns into Something like Pans People crossed with Mad Max 2.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:35, archived)
# onion custard
(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Concept!
I am liking it (writes down)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Are you Supertramp??
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Hahahaahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)
# a c*nt


sorry, that's my generic answer for any 'what am I' question :)

edit: censored for the sensitive redsushi
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I never thought that I would hear you use language like that :D
Edit: I think you are wrong. I en joyed your fallibility ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I fully understand
it's my auto response to Ted Rogers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:35, archived)
# hahaha :)
a man made famous by deft fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:36, archived)
# ZOMG!! Hahah woo
This is a Riverghost Public Service announcement

1) If you download this image.
2) Go to C:/program files/motzilla firefox/res
3) put the downloaded file in that folder and let it overwrite.

You'll now have Firefox with redexs!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:27, archived)
# or use IE and not have to fuck about

Where's rob with the newsletter title compo?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Down there
somewhere.

Maybe over there -}
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
# What?
this one?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# ohhh, missed it, never mind
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Hours ago ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I wondered who the person using IE was!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)
# This is wonderful :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)
#
Happy B3taday to you!
Happy B3taday to you!
Happy B3taday to Walrus Man!
Happy B3taday to you!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)
# LEAVE ME ALONE
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:52, archived)
# lovely!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)
# starship reliant for sale
one careful driver, 78,000,000 miles on the clock, no tax or m.o.t, 255,000 quatloos o.n.o
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Dooku as 'Dracula eh? Never...err...hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Was Dracula classed as Sci-Fi?
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)
# No, but Christopher Lee was Count Dooku in Attack of the Clones
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I know that, but it's a bit tenuous
Oh well, at least you lot can think of things to do for this compo; my brain has given up for the week.

Did anyone else notice the FAQ still says FP images must be
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)
# You mean I can't imagine the FP anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:29, archived)
# And *puts anorak on*
Peter Cushing from Star Wars was Dracula's
nemesis 'Van Helsing' in numerous Hammer Horror films
*takes anorak off*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I knew that!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I knew...
...that you knew that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
# I did not know that.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I didn't know that...
...you didn't know that I knew that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I'm not sure whether I knew that or not!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I wasn't too sure to be honest!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)
# It was if it was IN SPACE
www.imdb.com/title/tt0367677/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)
# the concept of the vampire, a biological variant of the human species is definitely a fictional scientific one
so yes. even though this is about Count Dooku from Star Wars
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)
# isn't Dooku Star Wars?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Yes he was
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:26, archived)
# isn't Dooku Star Wars?
Edit - oops, bloody tinternet fooling me into posting the same thing twice :s
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)
# now he was definitely shitter than Jar Jar
very disappointing, especially the waving about of neon tubes pretending to be sword fighting
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I liked the bit when he fought yoda.
That was fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)
# And Yoda getting busted by the Disability Benefits fraud squad
shortly thereafter.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)
# And so much better than the fight with Anakin the second time around!
What was with that?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)
# It was over in half a second!
fucking rubbish
and why the fuck didn't Yoda, the cleverest Jedi ever, not just yank Anakin out of the way instead of slowly catching a fucking massive lump of metal?

So fucking badly written
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)
# And why didn't anyone use the force to pinch their opponents carotid artery
thus rendering them immediately unconscious?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)
# and why didn't they just give the ring to the eagles and get them to drop it into mount doom?
/ooops, wrong film blog
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:36, archived)
# cos Sauron would have seen them coming and had
eagle curry for tea.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)
# anything dracula-related
gets my seal of approval.
*seals*
*suffocates*
*suffers from a mild case of dead*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)
[challenge entry] tally ho chaps, what what what !
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Zoidaroid, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:20, archived)
# I like this
but explain again to me which part is science fiction?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)
# If digital watches aren't a thing of the future
then you can count me out.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Well as long as they beep
I'll let you off
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)
# the shadow
shadows are fiction, when you look at them very closely up they disappear .. true
(Zoidaroid, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:26, archived)
# That's why Cliff Richard went solo
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Good stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Woo!
Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)
# purty

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Ooh a digital Big Ben('s clock)
Pretty neat idea.
(Cloudane, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:27, archived)
# This
is made of love and win.
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Earlier talk of trifles reminded me of this oldie
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Hahahahahah christ!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Your friends will dessert you for jokes like that
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
oh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)
# I have a very very long version of this in joke form
From time to time I dust it off and am about to launch into it when in company. Then the Chutney wife gives me the "look" and so I stop.....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Indeed.
I can also get very dull with 'I'm an ex-tractor fan' and 'No, I'm a frayed knot'

Things that amuse no one but oneself.
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Exactly this... :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:26, archived)
# A friend of mine emailed me that joke once
and to re-iterate the punchline she wrote 'I'm a frayed knot' followed by (i'm a frayed knot). That's a whole new level of thicko.
(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
# I have a soft spot for it
Just because the guy who first told it to me put his heart and soul into the line 'You're a piece of string, aren't you? We don't like your kind here'. The disdain in his face was great.
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)
# you utter nonsense!
i love this almost as much as i hate trifle.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Hate trifle?...............................?
............not.........possible!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)
# We covered this earlier
Disliking trifle is wrong, wrong, wrong.

WRONG, I tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
# trifle contains custard and often bananas.
both of these things are disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)
# hahahahah
*keels over*
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Hahaha. That almost takes the edge of the lateness of the newsletter,
Almost.

Where's my newletter?
*waits*
*looks at watch*
*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Gah!
*spang spang spang*
(Cloudane, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:27, archived)
# dear oh dear!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)
# hahaha
ogod
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)
# I really should get some work done now.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Haha I love this!
Sorry just need to do this for a sec




MWAHAHAAH! IT WORKED!

I now have redex using firefox!:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# a red-ex?
how rare!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Yup meant to be
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# What the Fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# ahahahaha
awwwwwwww :)

*turns grill on*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Hell yeah!
*Glowsticks*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Whats that you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# BOOOOOOOOOOOOGIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!
*gets down with my bad self*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Is that
one of them pie whistles? For whistling pies with?
(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)
# PIE WHISTLES??
haha I wish it were, this is but a blob of sculpey clay :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)
# they're usually in the shape of ceramic birds
you put them in the middle of the pie, then put the pie top on and poke the bird's beak through the pastry. it lets out steam and keeps the crust crusty.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:35, archived)
# It tells you when the pie is ready through steamy noise
Sorcery...
(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:38, archived)
# this too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:40, archived)
# aha!
As I recall my mum's steak and kidney pie used a similar doodah but it looked like a tiny castle and made no whistles. Rather tasty pie though, I think I broke my veggyism a couple of times due to the nomnomness.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)
# homemade steak and kidney pie ftw!
served with real mash, peas and gravy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)
# oh lordy yes.
carrots too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# boogie time FTW
trippilly awesome
yes trippilly is a word, i made it up just then
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)
# That's....
A trifle bazaar...
(Cloudane, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] The Theatre of Doctor Mystery!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)
# way to quick
I can only read "quiet you cunts"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:11, archived)
# And the sad thing is it says Churls :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Dude needs to cut back on caffeine
(can you slow it down just a tad? That's a lad)
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Bah. Must be my old IE/photoshop playing up.
EDIT: Slowererer enough now?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Blipverts!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
# This is a most substandard cinematic venture
Look at that fellow's gait. Most comical!
Quiet, you churls.
This is a most substandard cinematic venture
Look at that fellow's gait. Most comical!
Quiet, you churls.
This is a most substandard cinematic venture
Look at that fellow's gait. Most comical!
Quiet, you churls.
This is a most substandard cinematic venture
Look at that fellow's gait. Most comical!
Quiet, you churls.
This is a most substandard cinematic venture
Look at that fellow's gait. Most comical!
Quiet, you churls.
This is a most substandard cinematic venture
Look at that fellow's gait. Most comical!
Quiet, you churls.
This is a most substandard cinematic venture
Look at that fellow's gait. Most comical!
Quiet, you churls.
This is a most substandard cinematic venture
Look at that fellow's gait. Most comical!
Quiet, you churls.
This is a most substandard cinematic venture
Look at that fellow's gait. Most comical!
Quiet, you churls.
This is a most substandard cinematic venture
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
# I saw that
Ninja chappie.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Shhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# This is a good thing for several different reasons.
Woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Many Happy B3tan Returns!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Cheers fella :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)
# It's the Victorian version of
"Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man"
"Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man"
"Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# haha woo!
*breaks*
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)
# tres
le bon !
(Zoidaroid, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Lunch atop a Death Star


Sorry TheSwollenBeef
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Nicely Done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Ta beaucoup
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:08, archived)
# good one
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)
# I acutally didn't at first notice what was shopped there.
Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Thank you
sepia does help!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Great stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Cheeky fecker
(wallaby of rock hasn't been here in a long time, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Hahaha
fucking Welsh!


EDIT. Not bad lurkage!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Nowt wrong with the Welsh!
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YdkqULZ2onA&feature=related

MAE FY HOFRENFAD YN LLAWN O LYSWENNOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Not bad.... its cocking fantastic lurkage!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Bunker
Hobnobs and Battenburg for all
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)
# does this mean ireland is fucked?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Yup: Has been for 853 years.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laudabiliter
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# once again, religion and royalty combine
to screw people over.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Cleverly done
but a bit massive, chap. Any optimising you could do would be greatly appreciated by those on capped bandwidth....

Them liny things, that's what the other guys do. Lines, lines, lines.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)
# fuck those on capped bandwidth
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
# um
apologies, did it up in gimp and can't get it to shrinkificate
(wallaby of rock hasn't been here in a long time, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
# No need to apologise, if I tried it'd take up half the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)
# ...
there, scaled down a bit. crap, new filename means more bandwidth usage for you. sorry. *shuffles off in shame*
(wallaby of rock hasn't been here in a long time, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Oh I'm at work, I've got more bandwidth than the emergent nations to play with
it was just a point for the future. No worries duderino.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Is that a Cork
up Ireland's anus?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] The Zulus were in for a nasty surprise...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Steady on!
Triple FP would just be greedy.

Also: you're fucking ace you are.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Ah..
..bless you me duck!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)
# My colloquialismatron detects large amounts of East Midlandsing in the vicinity.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)
# That's fantastic
You're having a ball this week aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Yup
I'm loving this comp. I went dry as a Kangaroo's pocket on the 'Emoticon' thingy...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] pea
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Pfft!
Needs more Arthur from King of Queens :D

Edit: I can't find the actual clip, but this one makes me laugh!

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tQdWBsGE6uY
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Th eguy who plays her dad?
That's Ben Stiller's ACTUAL dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)
# No!
Really?!?!?!

;)

Ben has actually been in a few episode, playing Arthur's dad :D

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=muXx_YV794M&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Yerwhat?
Explain that to me again.

And it was news to me, you sarcastic bint.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Sorry,
Ben Stiller, in a couple of episodes, was Arthur Spooners dad in a couple of flashback episodes.

I'll find clips :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:00, archived)
# No use, I'm here. Videoless.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Well I will save them for later ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Poor Ben Stiller
I can't stand that guy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I wish Walken was my dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:58, archived)
# I myself woulf like Pacino or De Niro!
But Walken would be acceptable!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I wish Gary Oldman was my creepy uncle.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Yeah and Angelina Jollie can be my inscestuous sister!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Bleurgh, ProlapseFace.
I never expect words to come out of her mouth, just shit, blood and colon.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)
# she's got a mouth like a cat's arse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:08, archived)
# If it were injected with fat....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)
# catfat?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Worse, French.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
# eeeeeeeewwww
you did a swear :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Sorry....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)
# i should think so, too!
you're heading the right way for a smacked bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)
# He is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:58, archived)
# You are kidding me?
He's the strongest case there is for involentary euthanasia!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:59, archived)
# LEAVE IT OUT EINSTEIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Agreed
however Tropic Thunder is really good
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:02, archived)
# HAve it, haven't watched it yet
I was talking about the father though:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:04, archived)
# hahahahahah
I love that show
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:02, archived)
# droids are scared of heights
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Actualyy they're only scared of low heights!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)
# ah, low heights
the unsuspected killer.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# in existing thread please.
My god I have a complete rap retard staying here. He seems to think 'one time' of the Fugees fame means 'thank you'!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Ask him to define "science fiction"
That'll distract him long enough for you to kick him in the danglies.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:59, archived)
# IT's be too easy to distract him.
This is the guy that I told 10 times just to make him understand that we were full today and he couldn't stay. He still forgot and when I found him in the room 4 hours after check in time finally remembered and though I had been joking with him.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Haha :D
Top arm-flappage
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:59, archived)
# happy walrus day, candle man!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Cheers! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Yay!


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Cor
This is excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:05, archived)
# At last!
Now maybe the ISS will get finished.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:05, archived)
# hang on there's no air up here...
*choke
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Is this...
...yes, it must be! Magrathea!
(ri0t in the street next to yours at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Danger, danger! My hooks are flailing wildly!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)
# that toy is shit
the 'wing' bits are waaaay too far apart
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)
# This.
And the panels are far too small.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
# They had to be so you could pop them off when your x-wing came up behind and made lazer noises
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:00, archived)
# *glees*
He could just ask nicely for his ball back:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Yeah 'cos Vader had a rep for being something of a hippy, didn't he?
Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Yeah helmet, full robe, Jesus sandals:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)
# There's an idea for a pic
Vader at Woodstock. Or sticking flowers in the barrels of soldiers' guns...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Awwwww!
Poor misery man!

He is so miseryfied!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Hahaha
Run little naked man! Run!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)
#
Happy B3taday to you!
Happy B3taday to you!
Happy B3taday to Walrus Man!
Happy B3taday to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)
# STOP THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)
#
Happy B3taday to you!
Happy B3taday to you!
Happy B3taday to Walrus Man!
Happy B3taday to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I'm getting a restraining order.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)
#
Happy B3taday to you!
Happy B3taday to you!
Happy B3taday to Walrus Man!
Happy B3taday to you!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)
# NOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Oh I'd like to sing along too.
What are the words?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Here's a copy for you:
Happy B3taday to you!
Happy B3taday to you!
Happy B3taday to Walrus Man!
Happy B3taday to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Sorry I lost them, what are they again?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)
#
Happy B3taday to you!
Happy B3taday to you!
Happy B3taday to Walrus Man!
Happy B3taday to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Hahah
he has the bouncy eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)
# haha!!
nobody touches Vaders Death Star!
nobody.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Time to help those less fortunate - Buy the single
Concert next year.
"Wall Street is dying NOW. Give us the money NOW."


blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Pfft!
You mean that you don't feel sorry for the wankers? I mean bankers.....

I mean, how long do you expect their millions of pounds to tide them over till they get a chance to rape the economy further?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Fuckin' A!
*click-a-roo, baby*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Give os d'mony.
Woo to you, BBD.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# This is good!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptortoise, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Funny how the government will throw billions of taxpayer's money at something they have a personal investment in
Yet give nothing to third world countries etc
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)
# nothing?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
Also just got a reply to a job advert. THe ad clearly said they must have a good command of English:
hello my name is catia.
i got 25 years old.
I´M cleaning
i leve in london nw10
thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)
# if she's got a great ass
send her this way. My lawn needs mowing
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Cutting the grass by donkey FTW
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)
# If she's cleaning surely she has no time to work for you
regardless of how many years she's got.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Maybe she's working the cleaner and hosekeeper
That applied earlier on.

EDIT: And this person applied by sending me a message that said 'ashok here'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)
# does she live or love
in London NW10 ?
and does she get paid for either?
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)
# no some people do elect to leve there though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)
# I'd imagine the hourly rate doesn't differ that much...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Haha!
also...our local co-op has mince pies in already!
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)
# FUCKYEAH
best thing about shops thinking Christmas is 4 months long is being able to get mince pies for longer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)
# abso-bally-lutely
i firkin lurve mince pies
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Nom, I'm going to get some tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Hot mince pies FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)
# With ice cream or cream or custard or all three.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Fucking hell yes.
Though maybe not custard. It reminds me of ectoplasm. Which normally would be a good thing but this time NO.

More for you, though. It's win / win all round.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:03, archived)
# hahaha!!
love the champagne bit!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
# It's not just the bankers :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)
# artistic licence...
..

for balance - slave ship 2008 :


blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)
# good work fella, and good to see you back (hopefully to full strength)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:59, archived)
# cheers sir
I'm due a few more trips to the hospital unfortunately but they now have a handle on what the problem is.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)
# well, that's a start, and hopefully a route to recovery.
hope it is also something which can be easily remedied for you :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)

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