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# 1 year old yays!!!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Sadly no candle, no b3taday:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)
# i suppose
because i've been too poor to donate. :(
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)
# i see a candle
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Did you wish on a star?
*glees at candley goodness*

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Look
At my candle :P now i can't be called a cheap bastardette lol
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Peerpressure'd!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Sorta lol
I've been meaning to though. I heart b3ta it's worth it :D
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)
# *pats on the head*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Yeah even if it's only a fiver it's worth it.
It means that we can keep the server B3tas on and any extra can go on bandwidth. Plus if you think about it, if you've donated it makes you an integral part of b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Hooray!
I like you
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Well buy him a jeep then!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Haha :D
Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)
# CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR TREMENDOUS INTERNET MILESTONE!
:):):):)

Edit: you've clicked a lot of pictures, so I like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)
# HE CLICKED 'CHO MOMMA FOO'
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Hey, NICK.
NICK
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)
# RACIST!
MAYBE? IF LIKE IT COULD BE A TERM FOR HALF ASIAN HALF IRISH I DONT KNOW I NEVER WENT TO NEW YORK IN THE 1800S
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)
# THEY HAD 56K.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)
# AND THEY PLAYED DOOM ON LAN TOGETHER FOR THE LONGEST TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)
# </:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)
# <@/:-D
/superior
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)
# [/:-) I see I can put my proper hat back on and leave you this now.

'nite folks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)
# asl? I would like to give you this:
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)
# 21/f/train
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)
# phwaor!! want2cybr?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)
# cam2cam
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
# i just found a bird on facebook who lists her interests as:
also sleeping, dancing, trains and railways, planes, boats/ships, mysteries,

BOYAAAAAAAAAAA

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)
# marry this woman
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)
# I have to talk to her instead of cyberstalking her first.
second, $10 says I have no chance of doing so.

Cheques to be sent to k3b/-\b, Applied Honours, School of Mathematics F07, University of Sydney. 2006
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)
# just take her on a romant train journey
to a shipyard

and not tell her what shipyard it is

and then dance when you get there
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Train from central to town hall. Dance to darling harbour.
awesomeness.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)
# it has all the makings of one of those quirky australian films
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)
# YES!! I have a ridiculous ammount of self doubt and she has the annoying accent.
all we need is this as a sound track:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNT7uZf7lew
and a title:
The trains that ate Kebab. *rushes to talk to Baz, Nic and Hugh*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
# yay happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] My first time. Probably not hers, the slag...
Photobucket
(something gurgly, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)
# You remember that reply to your post saying use pointy brackets
but use the edit option?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)
# they aren't brackets.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Yes I am aware of that.
If I was getting someone to plug their headphones into their iPod I wouldn't ask then to insert the male 1/8th inch TRS in to the female would I?

EDIT: Well not on a first date anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:12, archived)
# you might
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:13, archived)
# You know me too well:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)
# why not, that's what they are...*
having never touched an ipod, i dont know, i just had a look at the phones on a gis.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Actually a male 1/8th" TRS is just the standands headphone jack.
TRS is tip, ring, sleeve which refers to the contacts on the pin part of the jack lead on a stereo jack plug. Basically two positive sends (CC) and one negative.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)
# i know, i just didn't know whether apple had done something nasty and used a nonstandard plug.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
# In Radio shack
you used to be able to go to a big bucket in the corner where they had a massive assortment of males and females of various sizes.

You could in theory daisy chain these in the correct sequence so as to connect your rev meter in your Mazda to the hamster wheel, via the Kenwood blender making you pea soup, the changing hues of colour of which would affect a light-responsive diode powering a gramophone dependent also on back-up hamster power, to play Taylor Dane's "Tell it to my heart" at probably too slow a speed.

You just don't get those parts buckets any more. Not even in Maplin, which is a bit of a HND in electric bits compared to Radio Shack's PhD. Anyone think there's something suspicious going on?

(something gurgly, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
# quite so.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:09, archived)
# when radio shack aka tandy still existed in the uk
in the early 80's you'd get a little catalogue through the post with *all kinds* of crap in it

you could get anything from there

then they decided to turn into a low budget version of dixons

shit tho they were, dixons were a far far better version of dixons

the inevitable consequence of all this is that the hardcore folks who wanted bits were gone and any customer who wanted consumer electronic junk already got it from dixons

and so, doomed they were.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Hope is not lost!
*bathes in the divine glow of the beacon of Maplin*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:12, archived)
# It's OK. Would you like a Kleenex?
I have finished with the one I was using for the alien girl.
(something gurgly, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Naaa I have my own thanks
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I'm lovin' it
:)
(something gurgly, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
# so was I
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)
# lol, maplin
"WE DO NOT STOCK THIS, SO IT DOES NOT EXIST, YOU ARE STUPID FOR ASKING US TO ORDER THIS ITEM, YES, YOU"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Maybe you have a bad store.
The techs are great at my one, and if I ask something that they don't know about they'll call someone who does.
I did have one little shite at an Eastend store that was full of piss and wind though, I was asking about digital TV recievers.
I'm not the best person to try and play the smart ares with. I think he started to regret his appreach when I started going into logorythym.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:34, archived)
# it varies
really maplins in the main is trying to be some kind of dixons for people who think they know stuff

like selling the nutters 1 farad capacitors for their mentil sound system, innit

edit: and yay for technical knowledge in the face of "upsell to idiot" :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Well the older guy behind the counter actually said
'Nigel stop being an arse'. He had no technical knowledge on the subject but had tried a number of recievers and antellas as he was in a bad reception area and gave me some very useful info.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# heh
I looked at a book on transmission/propagation theory

I ran away SCARED!

yer average goon in a shop ain't going to know shit about that subject :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)
# totally
but that's like a finely choreographed dance for me.
I love reading about that sorta stuff. It's a very bizarre cause and effect thing, which is probably why I have no life:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Hehehe in theory you could
But the signal degradation would be terrible:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)
# And how exactly would that further deteriorate Taylor Dane's tune?
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=T5oSpQDerps
(something gurgly, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# IT would be an improvement
You wouldn't hear anything.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Now hold on
This device would not be in a forest where there are those legendary silent falling trees due to no audience.

Let's not raise that controversy again.

This is Taylor Dane. She cannot be silenced. Abd she always has an audience. Even in prison (probably where she performs, like a kind of Johnny Cash, but the inmates really just want to see her wrinkled, but forensically uncommon, tits).
(something gurgly, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Harsh but fair
How the hell was I meant to know? I was too busy tugging over this alien chick I made.
(something gurgly, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:19, archived)
# well, it's a good job I already have issues as this would give me them if I didn't
'ning b3ta! what's happening on this mighty saturday?

I have a decision to make
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)
# absolutely nothing for me, what's the decision?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)
# well, should I make myself a tasty breakfast
or get my arse outside and mooch about

it's a tough choice
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)
# there's no-one there to make it for you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)
# yes, there is
me

and the cooker, it does most of the hard work what with emiting finest russian gas
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)
# then you should have a lovely fry up and then get your arse outside and mooch about
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:11, archived)
# too much effort, might put the radio on and go back to sleep
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Breakfast breakfast breakfast!
Have a sausage and egg sandwich, they're delicious.

Ed: Hot dogs, also good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)
# no sausages
I'll have to have egg, bacon, tinned tomtamo and toats

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Now that makes me think...
Yay! We can all add to our combined issues pool.
I have open sarah-palin-up-and-insert-wasps-in-her-foo-foo issues. What else you got? :)
(something gurgly, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:11, archived)
# you have an inflatable sara palin wasp?
can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)
# No, but I can.
Whilst it watches. Tied up..
(something gurgly, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)
# this is youtube material
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Does it involve meat?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Oh dear
..now it does. a few days old is better as it is holds better for when one is 'doing a romance' upon a lady.
(something gurgly, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)
# yes
tasty bcoans

and tomato

and egg

and toats
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)
# this would satisfy me if it was in front of my telly
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)
# sometimes you just gotta tie those alien headed wimmin to a chair for some reason that's yet to be explained
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)
# if i could find one
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)
# heh
www.alienheadedwomen.com
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)
# see 404
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)
# oh yeah, I forgot
we haven't had the aliens arrive for your sexing pleasure yet

my mistake :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:11, archived)
# and anything else.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:11, archived)
# ah well, look on the bright side
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:12, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8783736
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:13, archived)
# quite so
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)
# which is?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:13, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8783753
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)
# that too
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Processed floor scrapings
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)
# AT LEAST IT IS NOT BALLPARK FOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)
# HELL NO! I COME FROM THAT CRUMMY SOCIALISM COUNTRY WITH BAD TEETHS
NO ALL AMERICAN AMERICAN BALLPARK FOOD FOR ME!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)
# NAZIS MAKE SOMETHING VERY CLOSE.
AND THERE ARE SOME POLISH VERSIONS THAT
EVEN HITLER'S DOG WOULDN'T GO NEAR.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:19, archived)
# HITLERS DOG WAS SKILLED IN ACUPUNTUCRE AND HEAVY ENGINEERING
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)
# I shall keep that FACT in mind.
It strikes me as very useful to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)
# I would hasten to ask him
... to provide pictorial evidence, or at least an intimate scar, to corroborate his assertion, if I were you.
(something gurgly, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)
# My creating such was my direction.
Research to foil the myriad plots
of those pesky Nazis goes ever on.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Nice
Although I would prefer a different coloured tunic as I don't like the red.

The boots would be better in black rather than white and the gloves should be fingerless.
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Finally!
Someone gets on topic.
(something gurgly, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# All this cross species YIFFery!!! MADNESS I TELL YOU!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Oh Hai
I has found alterntiv' soft jelly pink bucket.
(something gurgly, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Also made this variant the same evening.
Here
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)
# :)
You idiot . rofl.
(something gurgly, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Master of TOAP and, yes, a master of idiom.
As you say, an idiot. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# haha
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)
# HAHAHA!
She told you were adopted, didn't she?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)
# happy saturday all
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
Bloody marvellous!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)
# haha cheers
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)
# *pricks up ears*
I smell a thread deletion!

*takes pricks out of ears*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:59, archived)
# just blast some more threads out of the seat of your pants then?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:00, archived)
# but my bum would fall off!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:01, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Hahaha
It just goes to prove posts are like buses...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)
# can i have a badge?
i havent got any badges... :(
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Sorry
Only badgers left
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Yes. This is the easiest one to get. Getting rid of it on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)
# :)


and i got the year right
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)
# HAHA, I never noticed that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:43, archived)
# neither did the ghost of the streams
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:44, archived)
# She said the same when she met the wookie.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)
# To defy the ringpiece of a wookie
is a crusade only for the brave
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
i larfed more than i should've, pulled myself together and *clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Oh That Johnny!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)
# oooo he's a naughty boy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)
# It was an accident, he flew too close!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Oh the humaniity!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Oh the human torch!!!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Too true
There was no manity in that image.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:40, archived)
# It's Saturday,they're at the pictures....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:45, archived)
# That's speciesist!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)
# :D
burn the nazi airship!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)
# :D
I didn't notice him for ages!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Soundwave

Old school transformers ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Hahaha
Also you bastard as I was literally about to post this in the thread below.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)
# well I'm not gunna start one am I?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)
# It is a little quiet
.....
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)
# *puts up QI Pic saying "post drought"




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Is mediocre paying you for the advertising?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Yes
Yes he is!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)
# People will make badges for any old shit these days. Back in my youth badges had to be rationed.
I remember when there were no more than two badges in a whole town.

"Good day, John. Have you had a badge recently?"
"No sir, I've already had my allotted time with a badge just last weekend."
"Oh, you scallywag."

Furthermore, I also remember when your face was all fields.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I blame the noobs, you nkow those in the 60000s
The ones with unprouncable names.


Edit: I am aware that my own username is pretty much unpronoucable too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Dotcha just?!
I remember when all this were factories!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Hark! Good sir, I am offended.
Offended and bemused.
Offended, bemused and perplexed.
Bemused, perplexed and wary.
Perplexed, wary and hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)
# I know it's not you with the badges.
Just having a little josh.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)
# my name is perfectly pronounceable
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Yes it is
Mr Kaythreebeeforwardslashdashbackslashbee.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:42, archived)
# kaythreeoverminuswithoutbee or kebab
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Not really
M.S. tan dot is how I say it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Surely it'd be MStandot then?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Miss Tan Dot.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:46, archived)
# She's so purdy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)
# I would
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Emm-stan-dott


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:46, archived)
# I always assumed it was M-Stan-dot
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:47, archived)
# HAHAH you fucked up the date didnt you
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)
# always prepaired
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Transformers!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)
# I think it might be too early for this.......


*trances*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Crivens, Tan!!
My eyes!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Sorry!
Shall I link it?

:S
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Nah.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:58, archived)
# You made my eyes go funny!
apple-alt-+ made me see it.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)
# there is strangeness here
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)
# haha phonobots roll out
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] The unknown soldier - Who'd have thunk it?
(MistahG, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)
# yays
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:26, archived)
# i don't know your robot
or your fighting men.
but if i had a hammer,
i'd SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! them.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:52, archived)
# It's a bots life in the army.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Not sure if I've got this quite right.


(geekboy Hillbilly., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 8:49, archived)
# I think that fits the theme spot on.
Ack-Ack!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 8:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Did something just go bye-bye?
I was looking at the marsattacks cards.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:17, archived)
# I forget their nick
Posted someone else's stuff.

Anyone remember their nick? I have a template I want to try out:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Smello?
I think?
(geekboy Hillbilly., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:21, archived)
# oh, be nice.
3-digit membership # and hasn't been here since mofaha was young.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:24, archived)
# I used to have one too:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:26, archived)
# heh, i'm feeling charitable for some reason.
tdw is a polite insult.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Hehehe
Lets make today 'Hug a Thread Deleter Saturday'!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:30, archived)
# YOU CAN'T HUG A THREAD-DELETER WITH NUCLEAR ARMS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:32, archived)
# I thought it was new clear arse.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:34, archived)
# NO, BUT I CAN ALWAYS TRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Ham touching!
I still don't get why they don't just paint
"ooops fuck" in red on it and laugh along.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:23, archived)
# can't take it:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:24, archived)
# we all died.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 8:53, archived)
# I died twice :[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 8:59, archived)
# zombie cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Sorry is that a burning city or a kebab?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Somewhere between the two...
It's burning cattle...

I couldn't find any pictures of that bit of the film, so found one from the foot and mouth crisis instead.
(geekboy Hillbilly., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Now that was a barbie to remember!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:11, archived)
# BARBIE KIL KEN
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:12, archived)
# you been trying to chat up doc dys again?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Hahahah actually this is partly inspired by Cockweasle.
"ha ha ha"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:13, archived)
# needs more "DIE YOU DICK"
and "GET HIM HITLER"
followed, of course by "OH SHIT"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:32, archived)
# OH SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)
# TJ:
Hi Wobbly Bloke
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:13, archived)
# I've actually slowed down recently, but I was on b3ta constantly for months.
/40,000
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:14, archived)
# GREAT JOB MICRO-CLANSOUL
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:12, archived)
# not me
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:12, archived)
# It's not a kebab,
you can see sillhouettes of people on the right half of the picture :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:20, archived)
# ACK ACK.
BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Hahaha
Yes!

Found this last week:

www.marsattacksfan.com/cards.htm
(geekboy Hillbilly., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:08, archived)
# they're great.
he wanted to do a film based on the 'dinosaurs attack' cards too, didn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:13, archived)
# I've not seen those.
I'd put money down than it'd be a lot better than bloody Jurassic Park though.
(geekboy Hillbilly., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:16, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:18, archived)
# i could better jurassic park with a security camera and using shoes for actors.
dinosaurs attack!

and more! also with a blurb about burton.

edit: help us! we're trapped in the basement....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:21, archived)
# He needs to make that film.
(geekboy Hillbilly., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:30, archived)
# i'd actually go to a theatre to see it. i think.
definitely if it were a gore-fest.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:34, archived)
# looks delicious
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:19, archived)
# NOISE IS IN AGAIN!
*struts*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:19, archived)
# So are A-line skirts!
*faps*
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:56, archived)
# And ladahosen
*gimps*

'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 8:38, archived)
# Howdy Riv!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 8:41, archived)
# hello there!
it's quiet here tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 8:43, archived)
# While we're waiting...
What should I make tomorrow?
It should be a complex pastry
if I want the best effect for the
comic. Any suggestions, favs?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 8:48, archived)
# make what you crave.
or what you have at hand. otherwise, go for fall classics - apple pie, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Mmmm, pie.
Too close to the rudel perhaps. But your point there
is a good one. Populist works well for short humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:10, archived)
# ok...
gingerbread cookies. they're terrific.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:16, archived)
# I was just thinking stack of custard balls in caramel.
But that works well. Icing them might be amusing
in story sequence. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:21, archived)
# and you can make shapes!
rude ones, if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:28, archived)
# TOAP EVEN HAHAHA... TOAC!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:30, archived)
# TOADBG.
text-on-a-delicious-baked-good.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Make spam! Make spam!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:05, archived)
# HAHA!
Spam what? Spam pies?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:11, archived)
# No just spam
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Ah but it's morning in real time!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:04, archived)
# reality is for people with no imagination.
or drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:05, archived)
# who said anything about reality?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:13, archived)
# him! over there!
get him!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:14, archived)
# She just skidded into frame like gumby.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:20, archived)
# SHE CAN WALK INTO ANY BOOK
WITH HER PALS, POKEY PRICKLE AND GOO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:37, archived)
# we're all blockheads here.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 7:09, archived)
# pinkwoman is pink.
or purple. i don't know. hi.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:24, archived)
# PEUCE
MAYB FUSCIA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:26, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:27, archived)
# i put pears in my soup and thought of you and i cackled.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:30, archived)
# I'm glad you didn't add cereal
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:34, archived)
# i didn't want to offend you.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:46, archived)
# Thanks, buddy
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:48, archived)
# i got yr back.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:48, archived)
# I'm going to make sushi with banana
as there is 98% chance that any nameable action or object inspires your vicious, unforgiving hatred.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:37, archived)
# Salmon banana cucumber (peeled) works well
with big fat wads of wasabi all through it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:38, archived)
# I only use wasabi when I need nasal relief
it's just green horse radish in this country, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:39, archived)
# same here, but you can buy real wasabi if you look around chinatown.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:49, archived)
# I've actually found myself, on more than one occasion
snorting lines of wasabi powder at 3am after a heavy night out
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 7:08, archived)
# pretty much, yes.
as long as it's vegetable sushi i'm ok with it. but no banana in mine.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:43, archived)
# POOS IS THE NOO PINK.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:29, archived)
# I like these people
so menacing.

Has anyone else seen that Animal Planet has based a series around the Timothy Tredwell tapes that didn't make it into Grizzly Man?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:27, archived)
# porn?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:49, archived)
# Better
Grizzly porn!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 8:39, archived)
# hell yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 8:44, archived)
# Gentle ben wasn't so gentle:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)
# would
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:32, archived)
# That is highly woo
as opposed to lowly woo, which I wouldn't have commented upon

However, given you're that side of the pond, I expect you're currently tucked up in bed shagging the misses or having an argument with her about something trivial like the sound your doorbell makes

So i'm off for a lovely hot bath :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Durch ihren befehl
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:36, archived)
# through its command?
i don't speak germlish.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:39, archived)
# Me neither
I put "by your command" into babelfish
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:43, archived)
# did the fish like it?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:50, archived)
# Zu Befehl
would work, too
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)
# JA*beep*AA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:40, archived)
# how were the mocha cupcakes?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:55, archived)
# They were good, but...
Getting tired of nazi mixes I guess. I only picked up so
many because they were silly cheap. 79 cents, I've got
about three packs left. But am going shopping tomorrow,
to buy pastry flour, regular flour and will do a nice scratch
pastry to reset. Perhaps the Pokies will join in.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:17, archived)
# good job.
i've got a cheesecake planned, but i prefer cooking to baking. my soup turned out great - when i bought the potatoes today there were pears on sale so it became pepper squash - leek - potato - pear soup. i put everything through the food mill and added a bit of cream and it's super.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:26, archived)
# Sounds good, pears savory well. Made killer leek and potato soup yesterday.
Had it again to day(was even better), and have enough for tomorrow(drools).


(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:29, archived)
# leek potato is a classic. i love it, cold or hot.
i started my soup yesterday to build the flavour, ate only a bit today. tomorrow i'll hog out, like a hog.

do you have a food mill? i fucking love using mine, best return for cost of any 'gadget' i own, except for, perhaps, my blender.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:32, archived)
# Stick blender, and a small steel colander for any pre-working.
Had various other things over the years. Yet, I've
found I can do most anything with that combo.

Also
Sieve set
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:40, archived)
# stick blender counts.
i gues i was thinking of at least semi-complex tools, such as anything higher tech than a pestle and mortar. so sieves and colanders, while i like them, are more tool than gadget to me.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:45, archived)
# I seem to be reducing in the kitchen as the years pass.
Example;
I use a blade can opener cuz I hate the gunk on roller ones.

So, adding a motor to it strikes me as daft. And so on.
Odd as hell, given my love of all thing that go beep.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:51, archived)
# i only want a few more things.
a good stand mixer, an ice cream maker and a slave chef chained to the radiator.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 7:00, archived)
# i've got the chains ready, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 7:25, archived)
# YOU GET BENEFITS!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 8:05, archived)
# SLAVES ARE HARD TO MAKE IT SEEMS.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 8:22, archived)
# we're the only ones here. let's fuck shit up.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 8:38, archived)
# I see Riv'ie above.
See you there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 8:40, archived)
# zoom! i'm there.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 8:43, archived)
[challenge entry] meh
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:05, archived)
# *throws bone at monolith, screeches*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:26, archived)
# *uploads goats.cx onto HAL*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:29, archived)
# i can't let you do that, fuckhat.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:37, archived)
# HAHAHA! Too late HAL!
That's the problem with AI of the first fictional generation.
They(the authors) hadn't met the trolls yet.

AI creations of that type would have the ability to
compose it from even the implication, once prompted. LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:45, archived)
# i bet when they beta test skynet, it'll be on here or 4chan or something.
THAT'S what'll start the war against the machines.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:53, archived)
# Another fine example of limited thinking.
I'd have that little Miss Connor on string and lead those
stupid bots like the proverbial donkey and carrot.

And yes, skynet would be pwned within picoseconds of going live.
Shit like that takes actual finite time to build and every step of the
way will be some spazzy tard with a mudkip fetish. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:58, archived)
# haha, 2neural-net processors1cup.
:/
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:01, archived)
# hmm
better idea
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:30, archived)
# nah, i like your idea.
valid commentary on our plutocratic society.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:37, archived)
# I didnt like them, with the exception of the 6th image, which I really liked.
Caricatures are nice, but ofter times the artist will exaggerate or warp parts of the face that dont correspond to the subjects look or personality.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:40, archived)
# i didn't like baked beans when i was a kid.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:51, archived)
# well
the source image was 2001 but when i had the idea to do it blade runner came into my head... plus it's late so i can't be bothered changing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:54, archived)
# i love blade runner.
back when ridley scott had talent, rutger hauer was crazy and harrisson ford looked good enough to fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Alway nice to see this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)
# American made cars vs imports
Photobucket
edit: the one on the left is a toyota, the one on the right is a F-150
(NERDYLURKER is attempting to divide by zero, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:11, archived)
# These days, Toyotas are almost as American-made as the American brands.
Which is probably why their quality is slipping.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:14, archived)
# i think it's the other way around;
american brands are becoming increasingly foreign-produced; american cars are not poorly made, they just come from corporations whose CEOs and chairpeople have no fucking clue how to conduct successful business under america's shitty, fucking economy.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:04, archived)
# Ahh
Using the UK car industry business model.
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)
# How do they speak though?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:17, archived)
# I spoke to a truck once
It completely snobbed me.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:22, archived)
# IMPLOVE YOUR ENGRISH
br.youtube.com/watch?v=YXHEXH_EVlw
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:36, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
This is amazing
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:34, archived)
# tonka.
that's a fun word to say. tonka, tonka, tonka.

also: what does it mean to speak 'english foreigner'? do you mean that 'english foreigner' is a specific language, the way some people identify 'quebecois french'? have you used the word 'foreigner' instead of 'more foreign' (the way that 'strange' becomes 'stranger' or 'greasy' becomes 'greasier')?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:27, archived)
# TATONKA MEANS BUFFALO
THEY USED EVERY PART
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:34, archived)
# badonkadonktatonka.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:39, archived)
# xmaswe'en costume #52.


also: for sale. (de-ris here).
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:39, archived)
# I'd rather not de-ris. It's more special that way.
How's the gay shift?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:40, archived)
# oh, you should de-ris. it's a funthread.
shifty and gay, same as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:41, archived)
# I've checked and I saw it the first time around.
It is a fun thread. I love the gay shift. It's all I properly have time for now which I'm very happy about.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:42, archived)
# hurray! put on your dancing boots and have a gay old time.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:46, archived)
# HE WAS A GAAAAAAAAY SHIFTER
NIGHTTIME POSTER YEAH
IT TOOK ME SOOOOOOOO LONG, TO FIND OUT
BUT I FOUND OUT
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:55, archived)
# wink wink, nudge nudge
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:11, archived)
# Still, WAAAAAUUUUUGHHHH eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:18, archived)
# we're not prickteasers, though.
we follow through.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:56, archived)
# Follow through as hard as Tubgirl?
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:12, archived)
# you know what i like about tubgirl?
the fact that in sixty years a lot of people are going to look back on her and think "oh! those were simpler, more innocent times!"
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:41, archived)
# To be completely honest I am a bit of a pussytease.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:35, archived)
# me too.
we shake the treat bag and they go bonkers.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:03, archived)
# Trapped in a hellish state of delusional self worth.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:44, archived)
# Quite.
Shallow and pedantic.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:45, archived)
# well, we are humans. mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:45, archived)
# I'm mostly human
My left leg is a wolf.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:50, archived)
# my name on another forum is 'one third human'.
i get asked about it, usually by christians for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:57, archived)
# I'm half Italian on my parent's side.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:00, archived)
# Cool and you are evil.
I have a new typewriter! It's a Royal! It was sitting on our apartment porch for awhile and I took it. IT'S HELLA OLD. IT'S FUN. IT'S MECHANICAL AND STRANGE.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:48, archived)
# nice! i like typewriters.
i gave away or sold my three a few years ago. one woman who i bartered with was dismantling them and using the parts in art projects - she gave me a couple of switchplate covers and other stuff she made for them.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:53, archived)
# I was originally thinking about dismantlinging it to help build up this ambiguous mechanical object I have
but then I started figuring out how it worked and put some paper in it and found out the ribbon was still good and fell in love with it.

You write much differently with them. I wrote my friend a letter in the style of Lucky from Waiting for Godot as it just started kind of flowing out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:59, archived)
# having to work for your text rather than banging out an email does affect things.
i mostly write longhand or print with a marker or pencil. trivial stuff gets email, but i try and make my brain think like i'm actually writing more attentively when i can.

take a pic of it sometime, i'd like to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:04, archived)
# Will do.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:10, archived)
# and put a donk on it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:36, archived)
# YOU SICK SICK PERSON!! SELLING FILTH TO BABBIES!
Do you have any fucking idea what that will do to the flesh?!?!
It'll taste like your feet. Your shoddy attempts to contaminate
the food chain have not gone unnoticed! Or untasted... something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:49, archived)
# ah-ha-ha!
exactly my plan. roasted footsmell babbies will stink out the meatpeople.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
"I'd like to take a few pictures of your kids wearing them"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:51, archived)
# heh, i tried to word that carefully.
i wanted to sound like i might be creepy, but probably innocent.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:54, archived)
# ...oh...
...that's a lovely shade of green....i made it glow!...:)

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:51, archived)
# the sample says it's called 'periwinkle anus'.
edit: haha!

back in a bit, i have to go do a few chores.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:55, archived)
# you are a very strange person.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:00, archived)
# thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:02, archived)
# footmasks.
now I can go to bed, safe in the knowledge that I have, indeed, seen everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:10, archived)
# sleep well. dream of feet.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:28, archived)
# i aprove of this costumem,
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:39, archived)
# i was channeling you and dr. seuss when i drew it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:54, archived)
# The Michael Jacksoning
LOL, you have to see The Happening to get this joke.

scroll down to see joke












(NERDYLURKER is attempting to divide by zero, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:00, archived)
# The Pedophiling
TJ: Finally, PROOF:

www.whichisgayer.com/compare/b3ta+day+shift/b3ta+night+shift
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:15, archived)
# LOL
this site is great
(NERDYLURKER is attempting to divide by zero, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:20, archived)
# ha ha...pie charts don't lie!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:24, archived)
# i am really hungry for pie now
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:27, archived)
# Hehehe!
Alternatively: www.whichisgayer.com/compare.html?w1=b3ta+day+shift&w2=b3ta+gay+shift
0_o
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:14, archived)
# In order to accurately represent which is gayer,
you couldn't call one of them "gay", surely.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 8:59, archived)
# Seen the movie..
Seen your thread..

No relation except both need a little (lots of) work.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:21, archived)
# i like your animation but have no desire to see the movie.
never even heard of it, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:58, archived)
# it was M. Night Shyamalan's latest flop.
THE HAPPENING MORE LIKE THE CRAPPENING AMIRITE LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:09, archived)
# The Happening is underated
(NERDYLURKER is attempting to divide by zero, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:12, archived)
# it might indeed be.
I haven't actually seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:15, archived)
# When I saww it, it was a double feature with mirors.
Dont see mirrors.
(NERDYLURKER is attempting to divide by zero, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:17, archived)
# i can't. i'm a vampire.
an ugly vampire.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:06, archived)
# christ, that says it all.
screw that moron, he can make 200 more movies and i won't see any of them.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:06, archived)
# hahah!!!
great post, terrible, terrible film... :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)
# good then
you get the joke
(NERDYLURKER is attempting to divide by zero, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)
#
(pantseatflyer, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
I burst out laughing when I saw this.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:37, archived)
# barack o'bowel movement?

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:48, archived)
# CAT IS A ALIEN
BEWARE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:50, archived)
# CAT IS A KILRATHI SPACESHIP
BEWARE HUMAN
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:58, archived)
# SIAMESE
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:25, archived)
# \o/
     /|||\
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:30, archived)
# excellent!
YAY for freaky things
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:30, archived)
# would!
oh god yes, I would!

/leg man blog
/christina applegate fancier blog
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:37, archived)
# Source, please!
-*sexes*-
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Another cracking vector
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:31, archived)
# Break on through to the other side!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Hahah cheers
I'm willing to bet you read the file name though; I don't think this one looks anything like him.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:34, archived)
# At first glance it resembled him, then I checked the file name just to be sure.
Blast you caught me! :)
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:36, archived)
# king of the pink lizards.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:14, archived)
# OI HAI THERE GAYSHIFT!


SHOW ME YOUR MONSTAS!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:06, archived)
# monsters?!


(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:08, archived)
# ROBO MANITIS COCK!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Is this like Spore
but without the tedious RTS bits?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:08, archived)
# You are not showing monsta, just slaging off a game that doesnt work for me >:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:10, archived)
# OK.
You want a monster?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Yes!
argh fuck!
Thats going to give me knightmares
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:20, archived)
# "Ooh, nasty!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:23, archived)
# I'll post this old one, as we are chatting about fauxphotos below.

And it is a fluffy mosta.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:09, archived)
# OH SHIT - THE EYES! THE EYES!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:10, archived)
# RAWR - camel monster!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:11, archived)
# OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!
Nice biting action :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Sheik Sheik Sheik!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:31, archived)
# hahaha the el halali rap
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:32, archived)
# He's a mover and a sheiker
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:34, archived)
# Oh ffs, just unplugged my tablet for the night.
Have a repost:
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:13, archived)
# haha Yay!
Sorry, the beer is wearing off and I wanted to draws!

:D

You unplug your tablet?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Yup
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:16, archived)
# hmmm is it better for them?
I just leave mine plugged into my laptop
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Doubt it makes any difference to anything
But it means the cable doesn't keep getting in the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:19, archived)
# fair enough, my laptop is fucked anyway so it doesnt move
and the desk is a mess and I dont really care about cables :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Awww....aRGH......Awww.....aRGH.....Aww....ARGH!!!...etc...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Does this count?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:29, archived)
# I really should make new pictures instead of whoring the old ones
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:31, archived)
# I saw that thing lurking at Central Station the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:38, archived)
# was it accompanied by a long haired drunk with a kebab?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:42, archived)
# Not sure.
It was peak hour, and everyone looked the same
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:43, archived)
# monstas!
I don't got the strongness to draw a monster right now

I can only recycle one
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:41, archived)
# YES YOU DRAWS A MONSTERS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:42, archived)
# I am suffereing from weakness
and weak ness

I must pearoats!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:43, archived)
# GAY SHIFT MONSTAH
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:43, archived)
# LOOKEE, HE IS HORNY
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:44, archived)
# HE IS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:46, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:46, archived)
# GWWAAAARRRRR!!!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:27, archived)
# What a day..
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Haha
Top news!

edit: seriously though, I liked Toy Story but I don't want to emulate and of the characters.
Apart from maybe Bo Peep.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:30, archived)
# That'll teach those dastardly chaps to mess with the power off eggs and bacon!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:30, archived)
# :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:32, archived)
# maaaan
I could well do with some toblerone
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:35, archived)
# gut!
nice work with the news to finish :o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:37, archived)
# "There'll be red blood over, the white cliffs of Dover..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:38, archived)
# tomorrow after I've been to pee
/serious std blog
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Thanks for sharing that info
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:42, archived)
# really? unlucky dude
*offers yoghurt for soothingness*
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:42, archived)
# I'll find some one to eat it after I've finsihed... you get the camera.
we'll be millionaires before day break.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:43, archived)
# it'll be the new 2 girls 1 cup
*registers particularlybadbacteria.com*
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:48, archived)
# lol good domain name
I tried to encourage my flatmate to do a spoof with me called too guys one hankerchief.. he was having non of it..

a hanky after a nose had been blown on it.. and no nose is not a euphamism.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:49, archived)
# ideally it'd be a play on words for mmm..danone
blowing your nose in another's snot? hmmm this could have potential.

This is a euphamism....oh
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:56, archived)
# more blow on it
then licked off yum yum yum.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:58, archived)
# You made me do sick up my nose.
I'll be smelling that for days.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:03, archived)
# mmm the great taste of metal
...and the dodgy body fluids of others
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:07, archived)
# I like the little umbrella I've got in this COCKtail
I wonder if I can open it up on the way out of the urethra pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:45, archived)
# *guts flash back*
baaah, evil short story.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:50, archived)
# *winces*
think I need a piss all of a sudden
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:50, archived)
# pfft
think I need a piss wank all of a sudden
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:53, archived)
# i need a wank
but it's not all of a sudden
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:56, archived)
# haha you dirty, dirty man
why just one? is it possible to piss and wank at once?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:57, archived)
# thats gonna make a mess of the bathroom.
or which ever room you choose to attempt it in.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:00, archived)
# sort of, it's possible to piss with a hardon, but there's a little valve that blocks the urethra to the bladder when you hit the money strokes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:02, archived)
# this be the voice of experience
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:05, archived)
# I got a lift home from someone I once worked with
who was shocked to find out that I'd never had a test for VD.

The whole "I've never fucked a prostitute" thing was lost on him too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:00, archived)
# vd you say?
here's everything you need to know

lovingly made by disney :D

EDIT:video on the website didn't work linked to it on youtube now.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:06, archived)
# I'm happy to say that
that doesn't work for me. I can imagine it though.

Snow White going mad from syphilis; Beauty from Beauty and the Beast smoking a crack pipe and wondering where her next cock/rock was coming from; Goofy getting it up the wrongun' from Donald; Pluto/Daisy "interaction"; Screwed McDuck.

The internet should be banned!

EDIT: That's ace. "Skin to skin contact. It should only take you... seconds..."
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:15, archived)
# i consider std to be slight justice. but if that's true it haas to hurt :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:50, archived)
# fortunately it aint
but I have pissed blood before after falling on to a step with a raised pipe on it that hit me across the small of the back which my kidneys really weren't happy about. also needed stitches in my head. that be a proper injury :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:02, archived)
# ouch. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Those American fellows who were commentating were very funny.
"That's right, John. There are no landmarks he can aim for"
Cut to camera in helicopter following nutter clearly showing shiny white cliffs and a big lighthouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:42, archived)
# haha
bless those numpties
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:44, archived)
# They were talking utter shite all the way through the plummet.
"Bleriot! Orville and Chuckles Wright! The Lindburgh Baby! This is history and I'm glad..."
"I'm glad too.."
"glad that I'm here in Calais to see the historic landi..."
"Launch, Bob."
"..launch of this heroic Swissman."
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Having flown that path in a Robin HR200, I can confirm..
Dover docks and the castle are quite clear from half way across..

Bless 'em, they WERE quite excited.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:46, archived)
# stickies? eupheimeism or sticky buns?
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:51, archived)
# The latter!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:54, archived)
#  
Stickies
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Leek crates over the briney!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:52, archived)
# I just done gone a test of lip sync

as i need to be able to do it for a video I'm working on... have fun guessing whatit is spack mouth is trying to say or click his wibbling face for a handy reveal.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)
# the fact that is has bizare uneven eyes reminds me of someone.
edit: where is everyone? (edit of edit: try the f5 button instead of f4.)

Or have people come to there senses and ignored me. (probably, now your just prattling for your own ammusement)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:24, archived)
# bless you.
and your antipodean mathamtically calculated angst :)

all my lil characters that I draw have dodgy eyes. adding quirks such as this make the rest of the shitness look like it's done on purpose rather than necessity. :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:38, archived)
# haha I quite like it.
it does remind me of someone (female) i (surprise surprise) totally failed to get it off with.

So I quite like it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:52, archived)
# ...
i'm hoping at least for the sake of your standards that it was only a passing resembelence.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:04, archived)
# she has the habit of looking at you with one eyebrow raised in a quizical manner
I can't remember if I asked her how long she practiced in front of a mirror or not....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:29, archived)
# He says
"And all hope bit of flaws."
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:25, archived)
# and then thrusts his tongue forward for no reason
marvelous. :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:26, archived)
# He thrusts his tongue for the word 'flaws'
(__, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:28, archived)
# then the other movements don't fit
although I'm having a hard time seing it say anything other than what I know it is saying.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:33, archived)
# That´s when he says "flaws"
With a long "L".

Wasn´t watching when the image loaded, didn´t notice the lip movement sequence
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:29, archived)
# :D
cheeky rascal

*ruffles hair*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:35, archived)
# that's pretty cool (was too lazy to guess, just clicked)
right on time, just finished this related:
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:25, archived)
# this makes me giggle
:D

it is the right time of night for abject silliness. :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:28, archived)
# :D
just edited to make it not so ridiculously mahusive, that's better.

thanks for the nod to abjecy silliness :o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:34, archived)
# "Hello, I'm Pepe La Fleur"
(__, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:28, archived)
# this is a lip soooak
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:32, archived)
# lol
yes thats down to me having a spack mouth that usually when I talk I don't move my lips that much. also using a shitty frame dropping webcam.

but mainly my spack mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Charley says
never punch someone bigger than you or you'll end up with a black eye.
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:34, archived)
# This is not a test, of the emergancy broadcast system?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:39, archived)
# it may of been
but I couldn't be arsed to keep drawing :D

in other news the JJ colour-in is coming on lovely if a lil slowly...



first time I've tried to something like this and I'm a lil bit impressed with the results so far.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Woo!
Ive been to pub - couldnt be bothered paying £4 for a shitty 90s club - chippy - home :D

Edit: So far thats looking awesome, nice job on the hair :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:42, archived)
# cheers matey :)
so far thats just under 2 hours worth of colouring and smudging.. if I have a day off work tomorrow hopefully I can finish it then to tired to concentrate currently.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Cool I look forwards to the finished article :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:53, archived)
# There was nothing shitty about the nineties
I was there, man!
I've met the nineties! You know nothing about the nineties!

Mind you, they'd have probably played D:REAM. Four quid saved I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:52, archived)
# definitely.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Yeah but it was full of locals, and it used to be free...
4 quid saved!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:55, archived)
# the nineties were worse than the 80's
the only improvement was that in terms of music they toned down the digital processing a little bit and din't get so carried away with the gizmo's and gimics. but nothing happened in it accept more Aids and hair bands and jelly shoes and mousse and curtains and quiffs.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:55, archived)
# The place just plays shit like take that and love shack and wank like that
but the drinks are fairly cheap, I just didnt really fancy paying £4 for a club full of scummy yorkshire people
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Oi
As a yorkshireman, I resent that.


You'd never get enough of us in to fill the club if it cost that much...
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:05, archived)
# It was heaving!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:05, archived)
# *sigh*
The traditional values just aren't being passed on these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:08, archived)
# they were all old sheffield locals
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Eyes should be scribbly too?
Other than that, bitchin'!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:42, archived)
# i did the eyes by rubbing out the same image
couldn't be arsed with doing owt more than making them blink as I was testing the mouth.. but thankies.. I'm looking forward to finishing the video but it's going to be a while :( need to record the song the video is for yet.. lol.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:46, archived)

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