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# Abunars afternoon oddity..
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# oh noes, his head exploded.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# it's his own fault
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# god im slow. yes, i was wondering who you were.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I'm my own evil twin
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# why have you done it anyway?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I was bored
... I still am
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# play with your willy?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# it might upset my cow orkers
... it did last time I did it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# my gum hurts, think about my sore gum. that should keep you ammused.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Oh come now - that's not fair!
What if he doesn't get gang-raped by African Black Rhinos and then rotated by 47 degrees before being dipped lightly in a vat of steaming piss?

Huh? What then?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# but
it's do what I say not what I do

not

do what I say and do everything I don't do.
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# not just Boom, KA Boom
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Haha :D
this is odd and mad and good
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# When seals attack!
(Cybernetics luls, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# yeah
revenge of the seals
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Holy fuck!
and I thought they were cute.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Two Headed Daemon Seals - the must-have pet this christmas!
top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
# immortalate my pretties
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# awesome
more of this!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Hahaha
AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Humm this slightly prolonged my lunch break...
small as I could get it

Slightly less optimised to bejeeezus

EDIT cheers folks :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Bedroom LOL
Triffic stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Hahahah
Catsler
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Maaaaaaaaaarvellous :D
EDIT: FRED FUCKING DIBNAH.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# You win the bonus prize :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Is it cake?
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# might be...
*surreptitiously sweeps crumbs off desk*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# I'm making a Jam Roly Poly in a bit
Want some?
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# As long as that's not some kind of sexual euphemism...
yes please.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Shit
You got me.

Now I have to flog myself with sticks & turds.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# hahahahah, top!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# *clicks harder than a crackwhore hitting the streets on a three-day comedown*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# pfffft!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# i dont think this had been done.
and rather irritatingly, i didn't think of it.
could do with some spitfires taking off at the end.

nice.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# very noice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Excellent stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# hahaha top.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# woo unt yay
this is the best of things today
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Definitely one of the better ones.
(Cloudane, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Where's Wally?
(moistness, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# :-)
I've found him!
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Where oh Where oh Where is Wally?
Where is Wally? Where? Where?
Where's a Wally? A Where's a Wally?

Dere' 'e is!
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# He is just a TAD ubiquitous lately,
ain't he?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# and the film
wasn't that good
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Noo
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Ha ha
I love the sound of the phrase "Naughty Noonoo"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
# This is fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Tubby busted!
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# *applauds*
Again again!
err, no, at £10M a go maybe not
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# :D
made me do a giggle
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
This is clearly what happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# im staring at the sun
thanks for the sun newspaper cartoon like clue at the bottom....
(trent666, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# lollipops
and all free today

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Zoidaroid, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# WHATTHEFUCKISGOINGONHERE?!?!?????!!?!?!???!!??!!!?!????!?!???!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Ruth Kelly
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# RUTHKELLY??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
OH GOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Haha. Despite what I've just posted, I'm still going to ask what the fuck is going on.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Would.
Twice.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
# .....what.... the..... fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# True story.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# It doesn't want me to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# My pissing FTP program just crashed. I don't quite get how it worked in the preview though.
I blame that.

OR THE FACT THAT I SOMEHOW MANAGED TO FUCK UP THE HTML, MY BAD.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Needs more bold.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# THERE, HOW'S THAT FOR HTML.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Needs more question mark.
*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# needs more duck
*question marks*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
# *ducks mark need*
Questions more.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# hay yo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Hurr.
*breathes fire*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# you're just not fucking happy you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I FUCKING AM AS WELL.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I CAN CLEARLY FUCKING SEE THAT YOU ARE NOT!!
STOP LYING YOU UNHAPPY CUNT!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Now you've made me sad.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# SEE, I FUCKIN TOLD YA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I
had a hot head recently

good fire effects
(Zoidaroid, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
# what
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Hahaha You Dick
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Tommy 5


Click for bigger (182KB)
(hamchicken&peas, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# WOO
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Chortle! :D
He looks suitably miffed!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Hurray!
A can of soup, a meal in itself.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# remember not to eat the can
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I think we could recite more lines from Short Circuit
than is clinically advisable.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Nun Soup?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# HER PANTS ARE BLAZING FOR YOU, NEWTON CROSBY
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Ha ha that is great
WW1 is rich for this kind of thing.....



(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# too good
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Got bored
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# MEMETIC OVERLOAD
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# There are 9 memes in there
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# 10 if you count the source image
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# that's as many as 100 meme credits
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# DInner date with Brandow.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# It needs
a UFO and I WANT TO BEADLIEVE on it.
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Probably bindun?


(Sorry.)
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# i, er
don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# I know
it's a really shitty joke. :P
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# *votes sock*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# I understand this poorly
I think and hope it refers to sock of the many-films-with-sock continuing meme.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Frank, being smug.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# hahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# :) Frank!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Hahahhhhahaahha! Hooray for Smug Frank!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
What a smug bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# He is an utter bastard, isn't he...
Lording it up, acting like he owns the place...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Haha smug git
Could've sworn the fish n milk weren't there before. Well it is one of those days at work.
(Cloudane, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
#
definitely there the whole time... :-)
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Nicely done, and nicely thought out,
I'm clicking! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Thank you!
It came to me in a dream, y'know...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# :D
Lully!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Oh Black Betty, bam-a-la - fuck it.

What can I close down...
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)
# RIS? I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# It's in the alt-text
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Black Betty had a child, bambalam
Damn proccess gone wild, bambalam!

Also, I'm awash with the RIS'ing.

Ah, I get it. I'm going to hurt you now....
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# there's nothing quite like sending a TERM signal
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# This was not the first time

STEVE had escaped the grim reaper
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# steve mcqueen?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# ^
this
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
# ^
this
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# jumped the first one clean
but the great escape
he tried to make
was not to be.
maybe next time, steve.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
# laika flew
through the inky blue
but when laika neared
the earths atmosphere
that's when laika knew
laikas life was through.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I met a man from St Bees
WHo was stung on the arm by a wasp
when asked, "does it hurt?"
he said "no, it doesn't"
"I'm glad it wasn't a hornet!"
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# i just read that out loud
and my whole office office-lolled.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I think so. The Great Escape, it looks like..
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
# most certainly is on all counts
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# YOUR RIGHT
Ive been working on the wrong source pic
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Needs more ' and e
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Never mind
I made the same mistake the other day until I IMDB'd
He wasn't in The Color Purple either
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Nice image
but I fear, facial recognition fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# ive been
working on two 1 paul newman 1 steve mcqueen I am fail
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# hahah :) they're both dead
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# This lunch I has been mainly listening to:


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# oooooohhhhh!
Like this...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# nicely
i'm currently listening to this

www.deezer.com/track/dancing-with-the-divine-T1503839#music/album/154487

taken me a good year to find out who it is, backing track to a very fine if not a tad naughty video.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# burds...


largeosity
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# One word...
...EPIC!! Have a wonderous *click* Lovely lighting as usual sir, well, lovely everything...:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Thanks, Guv
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Awful as usual, sir.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# :)
Ta
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# these crystal images are all amazingly brilliant; this is getting a click!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# much appreciated, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# www.glasbur.dz ?
very cool
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# *goes off to check what .RD file extension is*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# changed it after i checked.
it's .dz now - algerian
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Gah!
Out-filename ninja'd!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# whaaa-yah!
heheh.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# *coughs up lung*
Thanks, I think.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Preemptive fail
Because everything that comes after your stuff looks shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Not so, sir
but you're very kind to say so.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# beautiful.
I was going to say as always Jpeg, but no, this is ethereal. I need to get to grips with Maya. I have so many projects on the back burner and 3DSMax just ain't going to cut it for the people models.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Thanks, sir
Nice to see you around, as well - you all good?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# yeah.
I'm surprisingly good thanks. But oddly for this time of day i'm drunk and i could kill a ciggy. But i'd have to drive to the shop as they are far away and not just really small. I've been abandoned by my family which is really cool as I can get up after drinking until five in the morning and start drinking again as soon as I wake but then I find I want a ciggy. Am I rambling? I'm rambling aren't I?

Hi, nice to see you too.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# *offers some duty frees*
There ya go...
No element of rambling, either, sir

:D

I'm heading back t'duvet having contracted a lurgy from hell.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# dazzling!
so pretty
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# really. it's gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Gggggaaaaaaarrrrr. Arrrrhhhn
(Phukit, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# arrrrrrrr!! :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Winehouse?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# don't mind if i do
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Meet Elvish Presley:

And yesterday's unappetising offering: www.b3ta.com/board/8790437
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# image is good really
just wanted to test my new 'Oh God!' post.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I can confirm it works
:thumbsupsmiley:
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# HEY OI!!1
can you host that elsewhere? my work techbods dislike www2.b3ta.com hosting and i wanna see how i must have looked.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
#
i90.photobucket.com/albums/k264/Wormulus/ohgod.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# haha fcuking yay!
i looked EXACTLY like that!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Lies
Your Gonna To Get Caught
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# OH SHEET EH? I AMMA GONNA TO GET CAUGHT I THINK EH?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# hahah, I thought it was a vulcan at first :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
# haha - ditto
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Gah! Every joke has been done
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Sadly
I wasn't the 1st either.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)
# I think Family Guy did it as well.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Class!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# quick and seamy................
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Reposting in new threads?
for shame ;p

EDIT I'm not going mad am I - that did appear twice just earlier?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Oooo ninja deletion ;)
EDIT wttp by the way. I couldn't believe it during the football last night. Bradford and Bingley advert, bold as brass. Advertising B&B lifelong savings bonds.

Oh how I bounded off the seat to buy some.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# B&B a bank gone bust?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Building society.
being shored up by taxpayers' money just to finance the speculations of the bunch of hooray henrys that manage their customers' hard earned, but you're broadly on the mark, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Bank
they changed their status about 8 years ago, i wasn't eligible for a windfall as the two dates i needed to have 100 or more in my account on i was one day out each time.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I know. I was
so thinking that myself dude. I thought wtf? Is this a joke? At least AIG have paid Man Utd up front from their own money and here are bingle and bongle advertising to the taxpayer that has just bailed them out. I seriously was perplexed. But thought I'd be the only one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# My only thought that might work to redeem them...
was that they could have been already committed to that advertising slot before everything went the way of the pear.

But then I seriously doubt it would be that hard to flog off an advertising slot at half time in a United match...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# absolutely.
I was thinking more like they had a sudden windfall and thought lets get on the telly at optimum time now. I can't remember that last time I saw them advertise previously to last night. Not to within a year anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Yup
Trading whilst insolvent is a criminal offence for you & me.

Not that they're insolvent because they'll be propped up with taxpayers cash.

Which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
# they never went insolvent
although they were in a much worse position than northern rock were when the govt stepped in, but that was mostly the media's fault for urging people to take their money out of the bank, when the safest place for it (at that time) was in the bank.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# safest place is under my bed. For your money too.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# i don't have any
so i couldn't even afford to get to your place to put it there
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I might be arranging loans
against sureties and women;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# well i can't do anything for the women part
i can however guarantee that Liverpool will be higher in the table come the January transfer window than UTD, is that enough of a surety?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I'm not actually against government bail-outs for financial
institutions and to be fair we as a monetary power over the last 500 years have been built on the back of debt we owe to private banks ( the Bank of England became just that because the crown owed them so much ).
The thought of letting savings companies go tits up does not bear thinking about. They ought to be a little more humble when they do get a free fucking boost and not poke me in the eye with their new shiny cock when I'm watching the footy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)
# hahaha what a beautiful metphor.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# in the sunday times
the weekend after Lloyds announced they were buying HBOS there was a big 6 page story on the recession, one one page there's a half page ad for the halifax, and over the next there's a half page ad talking about the BOS design award or something similar.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Strut, baby, strut:


Quick survey: *without looking*... which words would you type into a search engine if you were a bit of a n00b suffering from the credit crunch and wanted to somehow profit from pornography?

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# "Two Credit Crunches, 1 Cup of Gold"
/awesome pic, btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# local school maps
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# PORN MONEY WILL BUTTFUCK FOR CASH?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# are, you, gonna, eat, that, dead, fat, guy,
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# hahahahaha
reply of the day!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# british granny fuck
always a seller

/ex-porn shop employee blog
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# really? milf is where i draw the line to be honest
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# uh-huh
British Lesbo Granny Fuck was almost as popular too
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# oh.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# this is a dirty country
with issues
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# oh yes
and perhaps worryingly we sold vast amounts more of that, and tranny porn, than we did of the straight stuff...

*shudders*

am glad to be free of that job
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# A mate of mine was telling me that was where the money was
granny porn.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Maybe it's a hero worship thing
"I wanna be like Wayne Rooney!" and all that.

Mind if I ask which city? I have an idea for a highly profitable nursing home...

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# hey. Don't be drawing no lines until
you know what game is being played.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# im the only one playing when i choose my porn
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# expressive illusionary
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# That is very nearly a googlewhack
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Heh.
I was one of the original Googlewhackers, me:
www.unblinking.com/heh/googlewhack.htm

/proud
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# :D
I really went a bit mental over it a few years ago...It does have a weird charm.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# it's nowhere fucking near!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# More fool anyone who pays for porn on t'internet.
Burning dvds of porn you found on t'internet and then selling them to the troglodyte scum that roam the streets without any knowledge of t'internet, that's where the money be.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# sounds great in theory
but isn't that a great way to get your legs broken?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Bring an extra pair.
And I don't see why it would be, just do it around the local pubs and places that these monobrowed types frequent.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Steal from a mainstream studio and sooner or later FACTS will take an interest
Steal from most pornographers, and I'm pretty sure that sooner or later you'll get your legs broke.

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Just make your own porn
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# yeah, that'll work
:o)

The land of porn is not a magical place. Making your own porn should be filed alongside business plans such as 'write a best seller'
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# I'm not sure what it's like where you're from but there's none of that Lock,Stock shit over here.
At least not for some small-time guy just making a little extra scratch. Unless you're intendeding to amass an entire porn empire it's shouldn't be a problem.

Meh, it's all hypothetical anyway. I'm not sure I'd like to be known as the guy who sells porn.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Anything at all,
it all brings up porn opportunities.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# cheap barnsley tarts get rich quick
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# money making minge manipulation.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# crunchy nut porn flakes
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# live cam application
porn auditions

something along those lines
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Gonna to get laid tonight
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Be a model,
earn ££££££££s

appear on Jeremy Kyle
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# At the end of the day....
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# roight...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# maybe if his legs had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Fucked financially and physically
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

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