b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 35047 (Older | Newer)

[challenge entry] my first post in nearly a year. whoopee


my take on this
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# That is nice work!
But you could have made more effort and got the rest in ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)
# its a very small room
i took lots more, but couldnt fit them all in
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Waster!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# it's good,
But it just reminds me of lemonparty.... mindbleach.......
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)
# You have issues,!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# i know.....
it's this placed that started them haha
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
# That is not bad at all
have a Woo & welcome back
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)
# How slapdash.
Beards are everso cheap, for crying out loud.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# the beard shop was closed
and i didnt have 3 months to grow one to rembrandts standard
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)
# But there should be nakedness!
And beards ;)

In short, more beards, less clothes.


And Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Nakedness?


Is that how its done?
(shengus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent, although you didn't include enough Ego....
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# New Bratz doll?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)
# THAT'S what she reminds me of!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)
# hahahaha!
this contains nuggets of the purest glee!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)
# hahaha -marvellous
=
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Vic Becham? A Bratz? Never!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Reese Witherspoon, actually
...but I think I have 'done' Victoria before ;)


edit:
yeah, here it is
farm3.static.flickr.com/2096/1842358537_e8f6a48196_b.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
# aaaaaahahahaha!
that's incredible :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)
# this is incredibly woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# These always creep me out.......
Nice..!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Hmm.
Suddenly I need to play Everybody's Golf.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# that expression
is priceless
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# uber slopping!
Love the style.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)
# awesome!
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# this makes me laugh...
...because it's funny.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# I've got to stop doing these.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)
# nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Thats rather good
Snakily peas...
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# a sand crawler would be really cool
maybe someone can get me an EU grant to have one built
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# That is fucking excellent
why can't I think of wooness like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# & why not
that one is a bit good
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Rather good yourself there.......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)
# This is a most welcome pea.
Although, I nearly typed 'moist' when my chubby fingers hit the 'i' and 'o' at the same time...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# 1942 if you please! ;)
Woo!

Ning all! I have missed you all day!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Sushi!
What you upto tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Nowt.
Why? If it costs me more than 80p I can't be involved :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# 80p?
No one can be that fucking skint matey, do you live in a clog?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# i have the grand sum
of 47p.
i don't live in a clog. a flip flop was good enough for my grandparents, it's good enough for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Good God
I've got an amazon Purchase open in another tab I almost feel to guilty to click on now

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# sod guilt, buy it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# bloody hell!
Dare I actually go ahead with this bid?
tinyurl.com/6exj86
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)
# good golly!
i assume the screens a vid screen?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# yeah
it's a touch screen and at that price nearly £1500 off the retail price.

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oE2APo_EORQ
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# will it help you make something funny?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# No. I don't do that.
Surely you are aware of it by now? I'm a devart monkey not a b3ta 'tard.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# i'd save your money then
come fishing with me
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)
# only if you put clothes on.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
# cold now, the themals are out
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# and i still would never fish with cork handles
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# four candles?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)
# ha. We are brethren.
I have my thermal johns on right now.

Also in the words of Blackadder. "cold is just god's way of telling us to burn more catholics"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# wicked child!
*slaps face*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# When will you stop being shit?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Go for it!
Personally I have the drawing skills of a seven year old, which I doubt no amount of financial investment will improve..

You, however, possesses admirable talent :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I've been hovering over it all day.
I've been overbid on some of my other purchases beyond what i'm willing to pay so I think two more beers might just get this a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# do it.
i would. i can survive with one kidney, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
# i shared an odour eater with my parents, grandparents and 8 siblings

/Rock ferry blog
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# rock ferry?
at least i have the decency to live on the right side of the mersey ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)
# no you haven't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# It is good there is a bomber crashing
because according to wookiepedia, WWII bombs would simply have no effect on the AT-AT's armour, which is why one of them is posing for the camera
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Why?
is very good!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# this is verily of the great..
:D

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Ha!
I didn't realise anyone else thought "Hey, old school vs. aliens!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# there was pretty much two image challenges of it :D
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Haha.....
C3PO looks quite the gentleman there..!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Woo ...... nicely indeed....
Here's one from 1945..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)
# :D
watch out for meg...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Arf.....
The flag will protect them..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Shut down all the trash compactors on the detention level!
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Brilliant
simply brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Stop this cleverness now!
Can't be having clever, talented people on b3ta
*huffs*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)
# That is beautifully done.
The Trash of Iwo Jima
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)
# OH SIBEL SIMSEK YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd1LSZfVBtY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# not the scariest
but then I assume no steroids were involved in the creation of this human.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# not the scariest, the HOTTEST
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)
# & waterstones need to improve their reccomendations
only partially shooped
(cdc #FF00FF, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Dear god...
that is rather poor :|

waterstones, not you
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# you think that was bad...

only the seamless swastika and comic sans are shooped
(cdc #FF00FF, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# is someone from b3ta writing their uploadz codz?
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# have you got the sauce please?
(and I don't mean carry on emmanuelle starting on BBC2)
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)
# excellent shadow work there
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)
# don't ever stop...
...don't ever stop doing these.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Oh Jerry...
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# aces
i'm covered in bees

/eddie izzard
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
# I like my coffee like I like my women.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)
# cheap, hot
and served in styrofoam?
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)
# In a cup
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)
# cold and milky?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Ground up into a powder and brown?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)
# spat all over your keyboard?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)
# with shit rubbed all over her tits?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# you can clean the coffee table then
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# COLD, BLACK & BITTER?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# from a third world country?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)
# With.....
Half a soggy biscuit in the bottom...?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Camp?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I don't want to seem critical
because I like the effect but are you photographing these under tungsten light or deliberately adding the gold/purple gradient?

Woo btw, made me chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# My scanner is currently borked,
but I am an attention whore.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# no it's all good.
I just wondered if it was by design. It is different.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# i actually think it's a great effect
gives the impression of overhead sun which isn't exactly a bad thing for this scene.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)
# i agree with thee
it does seem to add to the picture :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# zzub zzub zzub
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)
# SMUNGAILY!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)
# WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR PLANS, GRANDMOTHEROFSHOED?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW IT ALL WENT TO RAT SHIT
I WILL WRITE SOME COPY FOR IT TOMORROW NIGHT I PROMISE!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)
# This news makes me happy.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)
# nurcan
is single
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# I'm more interested in Sibel, her hotter, younger teammate.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# your so
fickle.

ha your loss nurcan shall be mine!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# nice work there.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Whee!
Whoo!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I wish I had a mechanical bee
I could hide in a tree
throwing acorns at the people below
I could flee
before they bellow
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
#
before they bellow discomeats

is what i read that as :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Ace indeed...
Love the gradient .......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Meh
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Needs Calgon
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# washing machines live longer*
*Washing machines aren't living things
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Yeah but he's part machine
and one of the bits looks a bit like an immersion heater, and I'm worried about calcium buildup.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)
# he'll be okay
just don't use the spin cycle that often
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Is that because:
Killer American cyborg dogs live longer with Calgon
(The Magenta Ninja am behind you stealings yor magenterses, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# No silly it's all about calcium buildup.
I'm quite worried about it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
# doglek?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)
# 'recognissance' or 'battle' beagle
WOO!


edit:
all i have is this lousy dual-mode Wifi-Cat
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# start the reactor
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I like his glasses
most woof :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)
# You'll probably need to put some sort of exhaust vent on each of those feet
They'll overheat pretty quickly if you don't.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Used once
but good for this one
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)
# i have to disagree.
compo definition. read the words.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# nah it's made from pasta
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# "post not in a new thread
that which has been posted before"
Ginger Robert 5:74

still woo though
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I'm pretty sure I saw this when i was just searching back for old stuff.
so you did this without any image software? Good job. And well done for thinking that other people's work is so inferior that you had to post this again in a new thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Why do i get up in the morning

edit : I may as well compo it
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# hahah.
want a translation? "Lenin - lived. Lenin - lives. Lenin - will live!"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
# pfft.
And there was me thinking it said
"Atishoo, atishoo, we all fall down for lack of grain and sanitary drinking water comrade."
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# thank you comrade
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
# no problem droog
and now, we drink!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Budem zdorovy
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)
# is it because
you are a dirty commie?
(The Magenta Ninja am behind you stealings yor magenterses, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
# because your bed is full of pointy poppadom shards
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# how did you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# i put them there.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)
# hazaa
free meal
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)
# i'm not telling you where i put the mango chutney
you'll find it soon enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Hiro Nakamura?
ris
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I forgot to compo it
even if its not a work of art.
god I'm shit
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# it's wonderfully done...
but i get it even less now.

I may well be shit.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# let's not have any
confusion here, you know full well you are shit.

I put your ugly mug on beta again yesterday offering to do portraits this weekend. I got one taker. God I must be shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# yes, i spotted that.
feel free to blame my face.

I don't think you're shit. You're just a cunt. It doesn't mean you're shit. :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# ah go on with ya.
flattery will get you the opportunity to clean my cars and keep the garden tidy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I must have missed it

edit : slowed it down a tad
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# I'll have to adblock that.
I'm currently living on codeine phosphate hemihydrate, Paracetamol, Ibuprofen and Omeprazole. I can't deal with the flickery.

gaz me hi def pictures if anyone wants portraits. I've started on Hedgehog's and can manage maybe 2 tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)
# :D
edit : gazzed
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Why did you compo it?
did you make art from spaghetti or just get photoshop out?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
# It was to compound my error
I... I... * cries *

edit : * blows nose * I don't have any spaghetti, only gin.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Cheese Robotics


CFBigness
(The Magenta Ninja am behind you stealings yor magenterses, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# haha.
how wonderfully bizarre
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Welcome, my new favorite fromomechanism

edit: correction to the new word I just invented
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# This
is so good I'm going to delurk to post how good I think it is! A thousand woos to you sah!
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# heh heh
*looks forward to next adventure*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# next adventure?
shit I hadn't thought that far ahead. The idea only came to me on the bus home this afternoon
(The Magenta Ninja am behind you stealings yor magenterses, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)
# thats lully
I would hug it but ... then I would smell of cheese, and...robots
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# who doesnt love
to smell of cheese and robots?
(The Magenta Ninja am behind you stealings yor magenterses, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# will smith
I rest your case
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)
# :D
I love this!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
#

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Oal man and Hou.
My absolute favourites.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
# That's very very well done!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)
# This is very very good.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Sort of compo related: Oh Poo


Not a pearoast as such 'coz a darn sight smaller!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# eeek! Pooh Bear!
So I'm covering pop songs at the moment...

www.box.net/index.php?rm=box_v2_mp3_player_shared&single_file=1&node=f_206952014

it's great fun, my next project is to improve a version of a song with a few friends and then make a moody music video for it.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)
# moody music vids?
what an odd idea!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# I'mproperwhacky
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Chair dancing
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# i bopped away
how very...industrial. Loved it

I sing a little; well used to; but not to that standard
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# hurray
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Is that you singing?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# yes :(
yes, it is
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Be a bit braver
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# don't bully me :(
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# I shall.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# fine bully me.
I'll make the next one more POSITIVE
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# What have you done you silly bear?
I fear Poo is pointing at a body he's just throttled
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Why was Piglet looking down the toilet?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I don't know
Why was Piglet looking down the toilet?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# to get to the other side?
...........
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Is it worth sticking around for the punch line?
I have numerous things to do
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)
# I went to IKEA this afternoon, and to my amazement spent only £42 on a new desk

^Clicky for a 90mb.tif
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] haha, well if you're posting a very loose compo pearoast...
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
# More of this
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Hahaha
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# lol.. amusement with intent
*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Is he in comic book form yet?
Photobucket
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Gregory?
click for a full house.

Click for bigger (396KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# *clicks*
*clicks clicks clicks*

(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# That's the sound of his stick on a hospital floor...
at a guess?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# you have more talent than a swarm of Osmonds
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Barbed complement.
BARBED COMPLEMENT!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# like a good rogering with a tomcat's penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# You really have been desperate.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
# yes i have
although i will never again attempt to leapfrog a bollard whilst bereft of underwear.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
# I had a dream the other night with a gunfight in a cafeteria
and you were there, though looked like a blonde Penelope Wilton from ever decreasing circles.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Penelope Wilton?
not as weird as my mate. he had a dream that i was laying eggs in the street and, when i went in for tea, all the neighbours came out and started fighting over my eggs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Well it was just one of those dream things where you know who people are
even when they look nothing like them. I think my brain explained that you looked like Penelope Wilton because you had been losing weight.

I've had weirder to be honest, like a weird male vampire floating around his mansion trying to kill me then when he inevitably finds me its suddenly a woman and sex occurs.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
# i wouldn't mind
but she looked fucking grim in shaun of the dead.
i've had the vampire dream, except he didn't turn into a woman. sex still occurred, though.
this dream means you are horny and want to be dominated.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)
# She was incredibly heftily built as well.
The dream however means nothing, unless giant robots will also take over the world and fire molten dogs at people.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# well, you never know.
they just might.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Not gonna happen Smash...not gonna happen.
And I mean to both.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# i'd quite like to see molten dog guns
domination is fun, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Psst, sexual domination.
I can bore people into submission, why would that interest me?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)
# i don't mean the boring type
i mean the dressed in leather and whipping them into a frenzy of supplication type.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# See I just find that laughable.
Like religion, but slightly less perverse.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# i think it's quite funny
i'd only do it in a jokey way.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)
# "That's what I said at the trial anyway."
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)
# whoah there missus.
let's not get freaking silly here! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# i enjoy getting silly
i also enjoy getting both busy and freaky.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# I'll need a minute
and a bottle of olive oil.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# only a minute?
it usually takes me longer than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# and i'm done
pass the fags....snore.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# once again, i have to finish myself off.
*digs out fresh batteries*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# fuck this.
I'm off to the spare bedroom. I'll never be up for work with all that noise.



( this is exactly what married life is like )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# *buzzes happily*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# with reference to
www.b3ta.com/board/8847747

I have traced part of my mother's line to "viking" pig farmers who landed in the north east.

Interesting contrast with the jewish blood, that.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# also, woo to the pic.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Don't get me started on the Jew thing. I've done that once this week.
but interesting :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# this picture has reminded me..
I need to shave.

public service to boot!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# A pilled up killing spree has to start somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Pffft dickpenguin
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Bad guys are bullies.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# One man's PacMan ghost is another man's Dalek.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
# One mans mariachi band is another mans inflatable sex organ
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Oh Hai Micto
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# ey up ah kid
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# guffwhore
garlek heheheheheheheh fab
(smalldickedandproud, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# bloody hell
the one above made me LO(L but this one made me shriek like a little girl

ace:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# dame edna?
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Elton
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Haha!
Yeah, PacMan thinks he's soooo great. The cunt.
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Cunt him in the fuck, Paccy!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Hahaha OOPS!!!
Hang on!
You're the one who noticed!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# hahahaha
cunt pacman in the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# If anyone looked like a cross between a dick and a penguin it's got to be that ghost.
It's even got the little flippers absorbed into its phallic shaft.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# that ghost is from the hood, no doubt
ace :-)

Thanks for making me LOL for a good 15 seconds (true!)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Any time :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# oh yeah?!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Actually, he took steroids and growth hormones, then loaded up on pills and bit his ghosty guts out.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Repost. ..of sorts..
Colourized the b&w photoshop I made based on a colour-picture I took last week - and added a hand.
Click for big.

(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# this is very much of the beautiful :)
do you have it in wallpaper size :D

EDIT: some one is a bit of a doycunt aren't they./. lol.. didn't think to try and click.. lol... well wall papered now :D

yay.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
#
I'll make sure to bold click for big next time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# nicely
this is a major improvement on an already great pic
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Thank you :)
Yeah. wasn't totally happy with the first one.
I'm happy now ;D
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# glee...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# he looks happy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# I quite like coloured b&w pictures
gives it a 70s postcard feeling
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# fear the Mountain King...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# did you draw this all?
it's v. good :)

*fear level activated to the appropriate scale*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# doesn't look like it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# yes...
...it's an acrylic painting...(no shopping involved).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# then it is very good
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# i was slightly suspicious
as the blood looks like it's seperate.. but yes.. very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# nope...all one painting...
...(it's fresh blood).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I quake under his fearitude.
*fears
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Blummin' crikey rickets,
Watch where you swing that chopper!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# super stuff.
there are not enough Viking murdering types on here.


Click for bigger (243KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# cool...
...dare he battle Odin, the Mountain King?...he best not!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# cor
Vikings = just nordic pirates
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Vikingr
was just an old Danish word for "one who comes from the fjords" and or "people of the sea" and funnily enough only started to be used by English writers in the 1800's because there was no previous word for the Scandinavian pirates.

My ancestry is split between the southern Danish of Angle and the Northern Danes who were more the Viking type.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# That's interesting
I hadn't heard that before.

I was just quoting from a t-shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# That is
fantastic
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
# I am the Banti-chRISt!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)
# how does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# through his eyes, man
THROUGH HIS EYES!!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# as it should be
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# I want to see the drawing underneath.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# You're so fucking gay for pencils.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# this?
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# hahahaaargh
there's a hole in my pocket.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# i'm not afraid...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Is that Mandy without the body-morphing shield on?
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# The Communist Hall of Fame*


*No beards permitted
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Haha! Wonderful.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# poor lenin :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Marx, Lenin and Castro
all missed out because I haven't worked out how to gnops people with beards yet.
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Could happen to a nicer w****r
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Hurrah!
More head-microwaving of unbearably smug cunts please!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Did you hear his oh-so-cuntishly smug line on the M+S ad?
"In my opinion, which makes it a fact..."

He should be in prison twice over by now, the c***.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# yuk
what a sickening, oxygen-thieving, odious little prick
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# How does he keep getting on TV?
He somehow got out of a charge of insider dealing in Viglen shares and then claimed he had no knowledge that those Iraqi pictures were fake when it was very clear that knew.
Ah well, as we speak, that microwave's on its way to find Peter Mandelson...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# I demand you email this to him
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# His smug filter would block it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Great job MICROWAVE!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# "No, I said put the "peas" in the microwave"!!!

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# you ruined a perfectly good microwave...
...$
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
[challenge entry] The Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Someone Living


Wikipedia entry on Damien Hirst, The Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Someone Living
aka the shark in formaldehyde

my recreate art version:
herring, plastic lunch box, insulation tape, water, fishing line
(I helped save b3ta! hazymemory hasn't thought of a sig, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Yay!
I wanted to do this, but I'm a lazy cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# effort
it was more effort than I first thought...

I have planned an even more ambitous version but we will see.
(I helped save b3ta! hazymemory hasn't thought of a sig, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Do you know the name of the piece
which is Jesus made out of fags on a cross of St George? I liked that.

Edit: found out: Christ You Know It Ain't Easy
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# I had another in mind
fun making this.

The original is:
Tiger shark, glass, steel, 5% formaldehyde solution

This one is:
herring, plastic lunch box, insulation tape, water
(I helped save b3ta! hazymemory hasn't thought of a sig, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# extra uber kudos
if you bevelled the sides so the fish looks liek it's wiggling as you move round it..

:P

very woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# could do
I was thinking of doing an animated gif which rotated round the the 'work' when you hover over the image.
(I helped save b3ta! hazymemory hasn't thought of a sig, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# :)
i must say nicely lit as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)
# thanks
just removing the background clutter of everything in the room using large pieces of card was first objective.

That and getting a little shadow like the picture of the original.
(I helped save b3ta! hazymemory hasn't thought of a sig, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Aceness :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Oh!!
I thought you'd "shopped it"

In that case have a woo yay!!
and a click!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)
# no no no
I have been carrying large quantities of water in lunch boxes round the flat in a precarious manner for some hours.

Tricky to get the little fella to stay upright and at the right height - I used fishing line - which I believe the original does as well.
(I helped save b3ta! hazymemory hasn't thought of a sig, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# I applaud your dedication to the cause.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# earlier effort
this is the first attempt - bit of a problem of scale. He's rather squished in.

(I helped save b3ta! hazymemory hasn't thought of a sig, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# hehe
"I think we're gonna need a bigger box"
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# yep
after all that work on the white edging...

I tried something smaller in the box initially - a fish finger. But it er... didn't look very appealling (unlike now obvsiously)
(I helped save b3ta! hazymemory hasn't thought of a sig, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# merci
thanks for the click.
(I helped save b3ta! hazymemory hasn't thought of a sig, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)
# bloody good show old man!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# holy smokes?
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# oh damien hirst
they had a point though; art isn't really worth anything. that's why he sold this for eight figures.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# bastard 'artists'
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# This happens to me somethimes...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Crisis Averted.
Now draw, DRAW DAMN YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)
# I DID DRAW!!
I drew this!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)
# MOAR!
Demands it.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)
# LATER.
I'm leaving in a few minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)
# In ur classroom
droppin my pencils
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)
# But your legs is broked!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Hahahahah
oops. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)
# I recognise the situation
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Why is that man's scalp on fire?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:26, archived)
# maybe he's just abit hot headed?
loffle
howdy b3ta *doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)
# *hugs from behind*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Call Captain Burning Scalp by his proper name - or he will use his head fire powers to make your life a living hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Is he like an even lower market version of Burnt Face Man?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)
# It's rumoured he will be his nemesis in episode 8.
Providing you didn't choose the alligator option in episode 7.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)
# YOU LIE!
www.burntfaceman.com/8.htm
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)
# "the new matrix saga tried to appeal to all audiences".
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)
# i used to lean back on chairs and fall on the floor alot :)
more fun to kick the rear legs of the chair so that they bend and your friend falls on the floor though :)
oh and science room stools... never could find the bathroom...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)
# *falls off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)
# i think im gonna be sick
cya later b3ta, feeling rougher than a badgers
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)
# as long as he caught it before it hit the floor!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# nice
TJ: does anyone have gif of that freaky bloke from the confused.com ad
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# I BELIEVE YOU.
OH YES, I DO.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# she's tired now...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# MISSING !!!!!
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:06, archived)
# He fell into Chloe's cleavage
and was tragically crushed.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Surely: "He fell into Chloe's knickers
and was vagically crushed."
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Not likely,
I'd imagine it's like the Sistine Chapel in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:13, archived)
# I never thought I'd die this way
But I'd always really, really hoped
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)
# The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)
# can't we just cuddle?
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)
# you're obviously confused and aroused
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Yes
it was full of paedophile, necrophilia and beastiality porn as I recall and it gave me a disease that made me like anime.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Kawai?!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Drink + screen
Happens so often.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)
# I had to google kawai - looks like a brand of piano?
he really must like pianos is all i can say
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)
# ooh nice.
my robot is progressing ( too far down the canvas as it turns out ) and similarly has blades instead of fingers. But no tail, do you think I'm some kind of pervert?



Click for bigger (221KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Awesome bot
Hmm, funny thing, I haven't drawn any single war-robot yet. I think. I prefer peaceful robots.

(This, however, is too corny for me)
(Nissun, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# That's fantastic
it's not all about war ;)



Click for bigger (138KB)

I'm not good with robots. I just erased half of the above to start again. I prefer real people but you have to have a play now and again.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# robots are for war...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# including fembots?
edit:/ I like warbots.


Click for bigger (392KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# wow!....SHOOT IT!!!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Lovely :)
(Nissun, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# love is war...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# its all the blurred
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
# I think he is
playing perfect world as a venomancer.
He did say he wouldn't be posting for a while.
here is an image to keep you going
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)
# worried also
I have been checking 3 times daily over the past week....
I haven't seen a squirel with tits for over a week...I can't cope any longer
(GIbbonsrwild, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)
# ok
www.b3tards.com/u/9897cb87f61e8816c182/chole_griffon3.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Thank fuck for that
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)
# he's in Australia mate
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Shirley such a place cannot exist?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds