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# Is RPS still going?


Apparently these things sometimes eat baby wolves.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Give it legs!
Sexlegs!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# :]
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# I'll say it again: splendid owlage
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Thankyou very much sir :3
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
# no, we're not.
but that is a cool shot.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# as cool as...
this?

edit: i thought that might be the right size, but no, im wrong as usual
edit2: thats better
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# i would like to know
how old she is before i make any further comment
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Eurasian Eagle Owl?
They also eat poodles, as someone found out when one set up home in Blighty last summer...
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# It mght have been
some sort of arctic owl.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# It mght have been
some sort of arctic owl.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# It mght have been
some sort of arctic owl.

Not sure what happened there.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# The one under is the Snowy Owl
whereas yours is another species of Bubo owl...

/bird watcher
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Arctic owl..or somekind of.


Ahh mindpiss
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Looks like one from that picture
our one is called Max
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# i accuse you of the murder of..... a mouse
I take it this visit to an owl sanctuary was followed up to a trip to Long Stanton spice museum?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# No unfortunately not.
But I did stand in the car park shouting 'Dan!' for about 5 minutes.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# haha
DAN!

he didn't play him as a welshman, lynne. He didn't say the name's Bond, Jones the Bond

good snap though, the owl has the shape of a klingon bird of prey - chooorly choo!

How's dagenham/surrey for you these days?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# About normal cheers.
I'd still prefer it if the whole of Londond wasn't in the way between where I live and where I work.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# pesky london, it can be inconsiderate
at least the district line has slightly less manky trains these days
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Is that unshopped?
If so, it is superb
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Apart from a bit of cropping
and making it less than 12 megapixels, yes, unshopped.

New camera FTW!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Fantastic stuff
birds in flight are a shear bitch to capture
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# as requested by mstandot

Click for link to download the A2-size readable/printable version

Sadly I couldn't fit the whole script in :(

Previously :
James Dean/Times Square / Paul Newman/Cool Hand Luke

Anyone want the Breakfast at Tiffany's one?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)
# is that the script?
that's pretty cool.

I doubt many of us have access to an A2 printer though )c:
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# it is indeed part of the script
As for printing, I've only got an A4 printer myself, but one of my customers is a sign-writer and can print up to 600mm wide in-house. I got the Paul Newman one printed at just under A1 size. Works quite well :)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# sweet!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# yep :)
The rolling stones lips one is with my local gallery getting framed at the moment. That's just over A1 sized and looks fantastic. Just uses lyrics from rolling stones songs with a plain background.

edit : linky
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# couldn't you use rasterbation*
*or whatever that web service was that split an image up into A4 sized chunks
homokaasu.org/rasterbator/
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# that wouldn't be suitable for text
as it makes it into blobs.

I am aware of rasterbator and have printed my panorama on very high gloss photographic film, but you can see the joins between some of the sheets, so I'd rather get it done properly.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# i want to see an ewok preform oral sex on a storm trooper.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# google it
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# hello duckie.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# hello chicken
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Click 'i like this'
til it gets on the front page then
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Ooooh!
Breakfast at Tiffanys would be awesome!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Okey dokey

Click for link to download the A2-size readable/printable version
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# That is cracking!
:D Have you got links to your music ones again?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# this was the last one I did
Lou Reed

It's got links to all the previous ones in it :)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Awesome!
You never did do Johnny Cash though did ya :D
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# er
oops

I've still got the source images I was going to use so I might get around to doing that shortly ;)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Nice work :D
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# That's lully!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# ta :)
and ^^^ this is funny as hell!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Thanky
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# I wish I
had the thought processes in me to come up with stuff like this. That is making me laugh like a lunatic!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Ooh! Nicely!
I'd forgot i'd asked!!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I didn't!!!
I've been making a list when people ask for any of these piccies :)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Hell Yeah
Breakfast at Tiffany superb!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# I've been clearing out a domain I own
and found this:





(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)
# also:




(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# and still on the subject of spinning heads:





(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# oh my!
There's a picture of my cock with a smiley face drawn on it up there too. Might delete that one.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)
# O.o
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Ha ha, wheeeeee!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Boba Fett's rocket broke almost the moment I got that action figure.
It happened more than twenty years ago and I was almost over it....until you posted this.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Get over it man! Get over it!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# i know that the trilogy is better than the
three prequels, but Boba Fett is a pussy, Jango is the dude
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# I got Jazz the transformer
for my fifth birthday. My best mate had a go cos I couldn't figure out how to transform it, and my brother said "just bend its head back" so my mate did. It broke. I still carry the pain.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# That action figure, with the firing rocket, was discontinued almost as soon as it came out
I have often wondered what Hasbro did with their stock when made illegal in the States

..Send them to Holland, class! :)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# "Thish is made of poisouness chemicals right?"
"Ah the kidsh who survive will be the clever ones. They will prove natural selection exishts"
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Haha ;)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Arf!
I like your hat :D
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# ta!
It's even better when I remember to use the spectrum as my icon ;)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)
# ewok oral sex.
star wars.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# You summarised that scene most expertly.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# yeah. star wars!
you guys ever see that movie?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# I think I might have seen it, yes.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# bit of a sticky wicket
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahah
The slut
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
*breathe*
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I have no words for this
Except 'Schwuh?'
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Redushi asked to have this animated a couple of hours ago
'twas the best I care to do...
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)
# wow.
i am now officially rock hard.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# HA ha ha!
Thank you :D
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# it took far too long for 4 frames
:P
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

:)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)
# hahahaha
i like that
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# sharkie and george
crime fighters busters of the sea... do do do
woo!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# that cartoon was wonderfully gay
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Correction: Crime Busters of the sea!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)
# righty
early night for Sir SkUG
*doffs cap*
tara b3ta!
*waves*
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)
# *waves back*
Hope the bed bugs aren't that lethal
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Shopped photos only please.
Needs more Quo
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# +5 interweb points for you.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# My pea smells of fish


(Sorry for whoring this again...)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# haha.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Haha hell yes :D
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Hirug a.k.a Hugo Billings


Alien from Intola with a fondness for Mint milkshakes, H.P. Lovecraft and his favourite cartoon "Birdcat the flying feline".

What's on his iPod is his own business.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Hello Hirug
i like your penguin with whiskers :D
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Birdcat the flying feline?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)
# More Domo-related shenanigans.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Nyom
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# NEW MEATIBRIX!
mmmm
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# praise Domo
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Troll!

Also his eyes glow in the dark.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:31, archived)
# I for one welcome our new Troll-like overlords!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)
# I AGREE WITH THIS^
LONG MAY THEY REIGN
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)
# As do I

woo!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Trolls
rule
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# very woo!
better than mine
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Aww he's lully!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)
# yours just needs...
...paint.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)
# but then i wouldn't be able to rip him apart and use him for sticking posters up!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)
# awesome!
I wish I could do arty stuff that didn't rely on Photoshop
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# ha i am just about the least arty person ever
i think this just proves that if you spend enough hours fiddling with blu-tack instead of working, you may eventually make something reasonable
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)
# TMNT?...
teenage mutant ninja troll...?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)
# turbans
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Super!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Wow, they do as well!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)
# What's all this about Mate:
www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_ss_w_h_/279-0109760-9448570?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=16+GB+CompactFlash+card&x=6&y=24

£140 price difference? Is one made in some sweat shop in downtown Bangladesh, and the other in the future?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)
# the top one writes much faster, so is better for high-end cameras which take very high quality photos?
i dunno, i'm just guessing
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Actually that just made me spot something
a very good guess
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# I think you're exactly right.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# yaaay!
that's the second time i've guessed something right this week :D
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Hurray!
You are the i've guessed something right champion

You need an official badge, ask Clansoul ;)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# I think it's down to the transfer speed.
The cheaper one is 130x, other one's 300x
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# chezzo just pointed at that
I feel like a right twit :(
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# amazon is a rip off
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Fucking hell!
Skug to the rescue, is this site reliable?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# yes it is
its where i buy most of my hardware from
including my 24" monitor i'm sitting infront of right about now :D
use the googles for reviews of website (i've spent well over £1000 on there in the past 2 years!)
edit : 3 years... blimey
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Cool
I shall place my order forth width nice one matey :)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)
# i've only got a 4gb at the moment
never managed to fill it up in one day yet!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)
# I took about 800 4mb .jpgs in three hours this afternnon
I shudder to think what's going to happen in Tanzania
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)
# just imagine if that where film... eek
p.s. see link below VVV
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# I've saved all my details just in case
all is correct :)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)
# also check mymemory.co.uk
decent site and normally have decent deals on all types of memory cards
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)
# oh yeah! - i forgot about that one - lost all my old links :(
i've not used that one myself, but looks good :D
i'll have to read some reviews on the site before i can comment :p
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# i like it
except for the fact that they didn't have the 1gb card i wanted in stock before i went to the states. didn't need it in the end though

only problem i've ever had was my own fault. registered for it when i was still a bit drunk from the night before and managed to spell my e-mail address wrong, so was unable to log in to find out where my order had disappeared to. customer service was great though and was all sorted pretty quickly
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# haha i've just discovered his noises!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
#
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Cute and delicious!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# I would strongly advise against eating Fimo!
It may come from an oven, but it smells horrid. Like baked washing up liquid.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Oh, I thought it looked like a cake to begin with!
*facepalm*
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# look under the bridges
thats where they hide
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# ...*...*...*...*...*...*...*...*...*...*...*...*...*...*...*...*...*...*...*...
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Is that a hint of a breast...?
is woo?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)
# here
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Ah Earl
with theses mammories you are spoiling us
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)
# I aim to please
and I am pleased to aim
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Gah!
Too many saggy-titted munters for this time of night.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:16, archived)
#
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)
# I endorse this link!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:31, archived)
# sag rules...
...then you know they're REAL.... Thank you Earl... (not for those fake bubble tits).
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)
# no...that's my hoodie...
...*edit*...Ooooo...thanks for the link Earl...2 words..Nicole Peters!...:)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)
# you dirty bastards, the lot of you
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)
# nicole peters... nicole peters...
...NICOLE PETERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...:)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Absolutely disgraceful
Fuck Yeah!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)
# *searches*
*bokes*
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
# I love you atomic
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)
# you love nicole peters!...
...she's so dreamy....O_O...!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Woo!!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)
# spunky stick
t'is lovely
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)
# I have a cup of tea
what's going on?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)
# ...just...
...the posting of a meaningless animation that took way too much time to create,... and therefore and ultimately ignored on the board, and soon forgotten... :D... haa haa haa!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)
# the ultimate goal for art is transience
or some sort of shite
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:06, archived)
# that sounds good...
...(no worries...thick skin and all).
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
# I can't remember the exact phrase
actually I can't remember anythihng

who am I?

where am I?

what's going on?

/fucking senile blog
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)
# well, i've just been reading the picture of dorian gray and...
"All art is at once surface and symbol.
Those who go beneath the surface do so at their peril.
Those who read the symbol do so at their peril.
It is the spectator, and not life, that art really mirrors.
Diversity of opinion about a work of art shows that the work is new, complex, and vital.
When critics disagree the artist is in accord with himself.
We can forgive a man for making a useful thing as long as he does not admire it. The only excuse for making a useless thing is that one admires it intensely.
All art is quite useless."
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)
# I have just finished my cup of tea and I smell of Garlic.
Am I French?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)
# vampiraphobe...
...garlicbreath... :P
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Oui.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:06, archived)
# sack ray bleurgh!
I amplaying uno via the power of msn.. the computer players hate me :(
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# silly arrangedletters! uno is not game, uno is automobile contraption by fiat
actually I know nothing, I think I might just go to sleep
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Now i have ice cream.
Am I Italian?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:26, archived)
# No.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)
# TJ
is the hedgehog from hell lurking tonight? need to ask him a drug based question
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
# I can give you advice.
Just say no!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)
# i need to know about side affects
it's for a mate who's too lazy to find a BNF
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
# illegal drug or normal?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)
# British National Formulary?
I've got an oldish one, most info is online anyway.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)
# yeh but ain't free
he's got one in his head. got it installed at pharmacy college
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)
# YOU CAN ASK ME BECAUSE I'M COOL ENOUGH TO TAKE DRUGS AND OTHER THINGS THAT COOL PEOPLE DO THESE DAYS.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Some people say alcohol's a drug.
It's not a drug, it's a drink.

/morris
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:13, archived)
# i am quite schooled in the taking...
...i mean... the studying of drugs and it's effects on the mind.

(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)
# The first 6 frames are really familiar.
Are they from Crumb or Shelton? I thought it was Crumb but I can't find it on The Google.

Edit: Oh, it wented.
Edit: Oh then it came back different.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)
# *sorry*...accident...
...it was way too big for the board...i don't know how it got in that file... but to answer your question... it was all drawn by me, but it was based on an old crumb poster called "Stoned Agin"... (yes 'Agin')
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Ah, thanks
I knew it was familiar. I love lots of Crumb's early to middle-age work.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)
# this is very luffly :)
i like death's magic cum stick :)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)
# More Evility.





Previously:
1
2
3
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:25, archived)
# my sister has moved to cardiff. i think she has erred
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:29, archived)
# CARDIFF™
SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE (BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO): INTERNAL BLEEDING, WEAKENED LINING OF THE BOWELS, DYSENTRY, "SCOURING PAD BLADDER", SHRINKING OF PENIS
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:33, archived)
# she will be jumped on by the Barrowman
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)
# she!
doubt it somehow, he's a scot anyway
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
# he wants to see...
...your pee pee.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:29, archived)
# OH NOES HE'S BEING PEEWATCHED!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Which art gallery is that?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Nyarlathotep, the crawling chaos is amongst us!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)
# I'm very sorry.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)
# NOOOOO
*cries*
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:05, archived)
# No-one is safe!
Not even fictional characters! Mwhahaha! Etc.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Fictional??
*cries*
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)
# *destroys childhood*
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)
# *suprise sex*
get them when they are crying
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:23, archived)
# yes...
then it's just aggressive comforting.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:27, archived)
# yeah
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:28, archived)
# providing a cock to cry on?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:29, archived)
# yes
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Domognops!
Nicely.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:05, archived)
# What a happy looking snake!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)
# it knows it is going up Domos arse
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Hahaha
Really? How exciting!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:12, archived)
# to look for crap track polyps
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Hence it's glee
in having such a profound purpose in life
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Did someone say gnops?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Hahahah!
This has quark, and both strangeness and charm.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)
# quarkquarkquarkquarkquarkquarkquarkquarkquarkquarkquarkquark
its fun to say quark

quarkquarkquarkquarkv
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:23, archived)
# QUARKV.
STRANGEVNESS AND CHARVM
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:25, archived)
# QUARKV MMMMMM-HMMMM BITCHES
QUARKV IT CLEANS OUT YOUR INSIDES
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:27, archived)
#
SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE (BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO): INTERNAL BLEEDING, WEAKENED LINING OF THE BOWELS, DYSENTRY, "SCOURING PAD BLADDER", SHRINKING OF PENIS
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:29, archived)
# My headache was caused by QUARKV
BAN QUARKV

QUARKV CAN ALSO CAUSE INVOLUNTARY BLINKING AND SCROFULA
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)
# QUARKV HAS BEEN BANNED.
THE SYSTEM WoRKS.
CONGRATULA1;e
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Ferengi
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:27, archived)
# You sound like an upper-class duck.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)
# AHA!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)
# You are in your elements
enjoy
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:17, archived)
# *umph!*...
...
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)
# ;D
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)
# you packed a lot of fluff in 18kb
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Had to be done.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)
# ...it needed something...
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:04, archived)
# I knew there
was something missing.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:07, archived)
# YES
!!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)
#
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:43, archived)
# ROFL MAYO!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Hahaha
Hatstand!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Arf!
Needs more face bending though :3
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:53, archived)
# MORE FRICTION, URI, MY NOSE IS YET TO MELT!!
:D
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:00, archived)
# He should use his powers for good!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)
# what what
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:39, archived)
# It's a bit early for the gentlemen to retire to the billiards room, surely
*puffs on pipe*
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Top Hole!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:42, archived)
# POSH
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:45, archived)
# I like him
what what
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Curry Night


by Van Josh

Today I learnt that mature cheddar no good for carving, Gouda or Leerdammer would be easier.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Nicely nicely!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:43, archived)
# super! van gogh in food form
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:43, archived)
# This is one of the best from this compo
have a gleeful reply
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)
# beautiful
very beautiful
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)
# oooh
i saw this in wiki today but couldn't figure out how to do it... you cut all but the sky out,
you CHEATER!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:33, archived)
# I think not
and I'll bet you £500 that I can prove it. Using the webcam next to me.
Are you feeling lucky?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)
# oh sry
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Not even close
mines' made of scarf, leather scraps, black candle wax, spices and courgette.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# logged in just to click this
:-)
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# HEY YO WHERE THE PARTY BE AT?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)
# i';ve had her
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Alwight slaaaaaaaaag!
Just working on the rest of Llama song :D
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)
# excellent
:)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Loving the woman in front!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)
# there is one person not virbrating
i am scared
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
but.......thom yorke comp was weeks ago!
(*click*)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:31, archived)
#
she looks like paul daniels
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:34, archived)
# She looks like my ex.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Oh. Please. No.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Sorry, I'm afraid it's an affirmative.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:51, archived)
# GNNGHGGNNG
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)
# YAY!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:27, archived)
# *Oh yes*
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:51, archived)
# haw...haw...haw...
...dis iz fun-E.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:26, archived)
# yesyesyesyesyes
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)
# nnnghhh dishwasherrrr
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)
# JOEY!
Aint seen him around in ages :D
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)
# mmmmnnnggghhhh
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Perdy.
This is what happens when you shine a laser directly into a camera.


Click for detailed moon size (275KB)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:07, archived)
# and to think
I'd have gone through life not knowing.

I hope the shit I spent hours creating was already off the page.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)
# wah wah wah...
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:09, archived)
# that was posted hours ago wasn't it?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)
# I was trying to make a point without worrying too much about the details ;)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)
# :p
next may i suggest pointing the remote control at the camera and watching the lights go beep beep beep (if you have a proper camera/phone camera)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)
# whut?
what has my camera got to do with anything?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)
# have you tried bathing with your toaster?
what? its just another manic monday... o0o0o wish it... oh wait it is
urgh back to work tomorrow :(
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)
# haha.
enjoy work. I'll be drunk by 1pm.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)
# i've been on holiday for two weeks :D
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Hardest of the Monday morning adjustments
I had a hundred and sixty emails to go through last time I was off for two weeks
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:43, archived)
# luckily i don't have a computer at work
i'd only break it :)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Actually Mondays for me don't hurt whatever the circumstance
given I can spend as much time as I want wandering around taking pictures of the animals

dream job I tell ya! :)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:52, archived)
# a shit point
this is a lovely picture

who give s a fuck how it was made?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Fuck off you
argumentative twat.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)
# get a room - sheesh
:p
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:29, archived)
# says the angry alcoholic on the internet
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:43, archived)
#
wonk wonk wonk!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)
# put a donk on it
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)
# And then you get that pattern on every photo you take afterwards...
I don't know if that would really happen, but I'd laugh...
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)
# that's purdy
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)
# o
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)
# WIN
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:46, archived)
# :)
I love your stuff
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)
# lasers ftw!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)
# is that a kitten firing lazers from its eyes?
on top of two fridges?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)
# POS Scanner
+ shit phone
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)
# ...kitten with lazer eyes!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)
# pew pew pew.....
m,eeeeeow!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Wow!
That's interesting.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Cool
Does it damage the camera?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)
# No, not at all.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# ;)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Very striking.

(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)
# :)


Click for bigger (221KB)
peviously b3ta.com/board/8848146
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)
# oooooooh!
new project?
*hopes*
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)
# yes
taking aaaaaages as usual, new job sucks bigtime no time to sketch even.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)
# bah
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)
# nice :)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)
# rice
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Dice
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Lice
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:27, archived)
# ICE...
...?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)
# knights
knights knights knights knights
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:49, archived)
# question
so you hand draw, scan and then colour and animate in flash/after fx? I liked you last one.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)
# thats about it
i do stuff in animshop and tattyshop also
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)
# ta
thanks, gives a real good looking end product.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Have you tried
toon boom studio?

www.toonboom.com/main/

it's really rather excellent.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)
# tried it
but i just cant be bothered to learn another interface, i might give it another go
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Very wooyay
but you knew that already :D
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:09, archived)
# "Come back and finnish the washing up"
Ace :)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Âèðàäåí


Äà, ýòî ðåêëàìà, íî àïïàðàò Âèðàäåí äåéñòâèòåëüíî ïîìîãàåò ïðè ïðîáëåìàõ ñ ïîòåíöèåé è ïðîñòàòèòå.
Åñëè òàêèõ ïðîáëåì íåò - âàì ïîâåçëî :) è îí âàì äåéñòâèòåëüíî íå íóæåí.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)
# HA HA HA!
FP THIS NOW!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)
# mmm
garlic mayo
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# .
they're coming
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# to the bunker!
*gets out the tea and biscuits*
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)
# no no no
translation2.paralink.com/
"Yes, it is advertising, but device Viraden really helps at problems with a potentiality and a prostatitis.
If such problems are not present - to you has carried:) and it really is not necessary to you." ....pro tits? what?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)
# oh,
cock pills.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)
# you're doing it all wrong
needs more bad engrish
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Old MacDonald had a farm åíöèåéò
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)
# that made me laugh
now my lungs hurt! damn you!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)
# haha.
All the best spam comes in character sets we westerners don't install as default.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)
# excellent! A place for my new seamhorse
I am having a hard time pulling off that delicate balance between crappy, and funny.

Click for bigger (242KB)
...but I like it
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Pfft!
Now animate it :D
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)
#
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)
# LOLSHAVIN
"why so andrei?"
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)
# This is worthy of my full attention
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:07, archived)
# So wow thats a neato what now right.
Response so far has been a litle strange...
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:39, archived)
# ...stay tuned for...
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)
# More cars should have this feature I feel.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Why would anyone want a Uri Geller in their car?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Could be handy to dodge the speed cameras.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)
# what does ESP stand for again... (i'm not well so my brains not working)
nearest i get to anything abbreviated in my car is ABS (which stands for ARGH BLOODY STOP)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Entertaining Stupid Parlour-tricks
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)
#
eccentric shaved poodles?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Emergency Spastic Pony
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)
# elasticated spicey pinecone
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Elvis Spelunking Potholes
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Emitting spew postponed
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Extremely Sensual Pancake

(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)
# I knew you were going to post that
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)
# i knew that you knew
that i knew that you knew that i knew that you knew that hey look a pigeon
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)
# electronic
stability programme.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)
# ta... now do i want that on or off?
parents have it in their car... and is it lit up when its on or off?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)
# on for safe
skid control with other people in the car. Off for driving like a loon and hanging your back end out. Don't know what your light means as it's all different in different cars. It's called DSC in my car and is lightly lit when on.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)
# ahh stupid electronics
i have a steering wheel and some pedals
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)
# it's traction control
unless you've got something like a rally spec evo then it won't make any difference
(or a stupid modern "4x4" which can't handle wet leaves even with it on)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Extra Sensory Perception
/helpful blog
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)
# uhoh...
now who's right?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)

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