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# 'ning & sunny greetings



Ris: www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1831046.ece
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 8:38, archived)
# Why won't these people fucking listen?
Is it really worth getting cancer just to have brown skin?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 8:41, archived)
# I no
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 8:48, archived)
# I yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:01, archived)
# racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 8:57, archived)
#
have brown skin read that fucking rag

because everyone knows it gives you cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:01, archived)
# i thought
smoking gives you cancer
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:05, archived)
# no, smoking makes you manly
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:08, archived)
# i was hoping someone would continue the snap song
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:09, archived)
# RHYTHM IS A DANCER
SMOKING GIVES YOU CANCER
NEEDLES GIVE YOU HIV-E-E-E

BONKING GIVES YOU BABIES
BADGERS GIVE YOU RABIES
THAT'S WHY I'M ON XTC-E-E-E

YE-E-E-AH IT'S A DANCER
YE-E-E-AH, YOU CAN FEEL IT YEEEEAH

*SNAPS*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)
# hehehe
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)
# ......I can understand that she was at it in the 80s without any worry, but in more recent years, she should have known the risks....
very sad, but what can you do? Peopel still smoke. People still drink and drive. People still buy Cliff Richard albums.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 8:51, archived)
# people still read the Sun
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 8:53, archived)
# ...
people still read look at the pictures in the Sun
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 8:59, archived)
# Yeah, what saddo still buys Cliff Richard albums?
*nervous laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Isn't she the woman
playing Max's sister in eastenders?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Don't know, all I know is that she got cancer from reading the Sun
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:04, archived)
# At last! That is how you spell 'know'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# :-( please don't hate me
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# heheh
I'm a lover not a hater.
I just can't see text speak without a red mist of anger [/:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Morning
Long time no Shop:

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 8:16, archived)
# hehehe! I know there is a joke about Robin and batmans bat-ring in there somewhere, but it's honestly too early to put it together coherently :)
'ningles you 'orrible lot! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 8:21, archived)
# filth....
ningles stevie!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 8:27, archived)
# needs must as, err, something demands....
'nings JS
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 8:32, archived)
# Haha
Trixy batses!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 8:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 8:32, archived)
# hahaha
very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:00, archived)
# Monster Month - 21st October - Gremlin
(PagettyPol something something something, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 7:46, archived)
# Take that
William Shatner
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 7:49, archived)
# My favourite so far this month
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 8:15, archived)
# there's.....someone on the wing.... some..... THING!
top stuff as always, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 8:21, archived)
# He is bloody great!
top stuff sir ( I like his sucker tipped fingers)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# I always like to start the day badly proportioned

Why did I wake up at 5am?
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 6:51, archived)
# she better get some support apparatus for those ladyparts
she might snap in two from the weight!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 6:58, archived)
# woo
nice! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 7:20, archived)
# Nice
Bound to get a rush on them when they're staring at her ladyments. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 7:21, archived)
# Nom nom nom nom

Morning
*slithers off to work*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 5:50, archived)
# rar!
love it.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 6:07, archived)
# hes hafing a fart attack.
mow.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 6:10, archived)
# PENIS CIRCUS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 6:19, archived)
# circle jerk!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 6:20, archived)
# BOB BARR
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 6:26, archived)
# RALPH NADER
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 6:58, archived)
# * Jumps on the Band Waggon


N I N G - B O A R D !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 6:32, archived)
# *slithers into work*
Ning WB!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 7:14, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy.......
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:25, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:27, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaahhhh]aaaaaaaaaahhhh]aaaaaaaaaahhhh]aaaaaaaaaahhhh]aaaaaaaaaahhhh]aaaaaaaaaahhhh]aaaaaaaaaahhhh]aaaaaaaaaahhhh]aaaaaaaaaahhhh]aaaaaaaaaahhhh]aaaaaaaaaahhhh]aaaaaaaaaahhhh]aaaaaaaaaahhhh]aaaaaaaaaahhhh]aaaaaaaaaahhhh]aaaaaaaaaahhhh]aaaaaaaaaahhhh]
ey.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:36, archived)
# ay
ey.

I go sleep now

zzzx
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:37, archived)
# c-yas...
...me too!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 4:20, archived)
# you went off the page again...
...too many vowels.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 4:19, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:32, archived)
# PENIS. CIRCUS.
I'm going out for a walk.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:51, archived)
# a long walk...
...on a short pier?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:59, archived)
# the antichrist...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:53, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYEEEE
Zorak!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 4:00, archived)
# believes in death after life...
...(classic!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 4:08, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!
does he live above a garage with a nerdy family? I never thought that was very cool.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 4:01, archived)
# he's kept in the basement...
...packed away in smelly old boxes...and we let him out only for occasions such as this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 4:03, archived)
# hooray
for tuesday outings!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 4:04, archived)
# haha!
he's the new villain in the latest Dr. McNinja storyline
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 4:38, archived)
# I drank beer all day
/child's voice
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 4:38, archived)
# hey. you're old.
p.s. after a gander at your profile - you can re-edit your old FPs so that they're not broken links anymore... you know that right?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 4:40, archived)
# i thought I had to own the domain.
Thanks...I'll check into it.
EDIT: Fixed. Thanks for the tip:)

And yes...I am a very old man. That used to be my user name on this place back in the 80's.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 4:44, archived)
# no problem
the 80's? I was barely past man-seed status then!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 6:07, archived)
# Hello sof
how are things?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 4:44, archived)
# very well, thank you
I like the new look on your site:)
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 4:51, archived)
# these ere the good old days:)
Mictoboy and I forgot the other guy/girl i don't remember

I just got done moving CDROm backups to an external tonight. Found a lot of cool old stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 5:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:01, archived)
# That doesn't look like a cat to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:01, archived)
# Next up: Mexican looking man.
He looks sleepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:02, archived)
# like me...
bedtime methinks, i have lectures tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:10, archived)
# ENJOY YOUR LEARNDAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:11, archived)
# the importance of agriculture during the industrial revolution?
i doubt it :/
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Now why the fuck did you choose to learn about that?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:13, archived)
# i'm doing economics
of which economic history is unfortunately a part...
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:15, archived)
# CHARLIE, WHY DID YOU DO THIS
I hope you have enough money to just make this all go away, Charlie.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:02, archived)
# what a fucking waste of thread.
goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:02, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:03, archived)
# DISAGREE, CUNTYBALLS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:03, archived)
# well, at least
it appeared to get the gimp talking, which is something new. Even if he's not exactly in 'dinner party' mode.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)
# I LIKE MICROWAVE. HE IS MYSTERIOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:05, archived)
# and with the capitals.
This is where it all gets a bit bedtime for me
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:07, archived)
# Haha. NIGHT, CRAIG.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:08, archived)
# haha
I love the contrasts in style of this place.

night night.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:09, archived)
# WELCOME TO: GAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:10, archived)
# *blinks*
it all looks the same on the surface, but somehow...different.

*plays twilight zone music*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:11, archived)
# GAYSHIFT > FUCKINGDAYSHIFT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Hmmm....
insomnia has its upside.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:14, archived)
# YEAH. MORE TIME TO JACK IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:15, archived)
# OH NO PLEASE STAY, PASANONIC
YOU'RE SO FUNNY AND INTERESTING.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:09, archived)
# :p
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:10, archived)
# Choke on sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)
# I PAY MONEY FOR THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)
# fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)
# I think it might be time to look in the mirror again, pasanonic
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:06, archived)
# Well, now.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:03, archived)
# it appears to be
a little man...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:08, archived)
# Homunculus!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:12, archived)
# There now


he no longer looks homeless and can commit his acts of serial killing while well dressed

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:12, archived)
# he has entered
a wonderful new world of colour. Goodbye drabsville.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:13, archived)
# and hello success!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:25, archived)
# This is how he looked before the cops showed up.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:15, archived)
# before the federales busted his ass!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:20, archived)
# ha ha...
...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:55, archived)
# fonzy?
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 4:25, archived)
# Peter Kay wants your spicy brains.

Get it? Yer bard! YER BARD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:54, archived)
# Oh, jesus!
I was not expecting that when he turned!

Woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:54, archived)
# OH SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:58, archived)
# kill him with a pie!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:00, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:00, archived)
# noooo!
that only makes him stronger!
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:00, archived)
# it's ok, it's vegetarian pie
made using soya
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:13, archived)
# my brain's not really spicy...
...and it's a bit chewy..................... does he still want it?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:50, archived)
# gaaaaaaaaarlic brains
lololol11!!zz
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# This is going to be a page in my new graphic novel.

The model is my friend Arielle. :]
EDIT: GOODNIGHT B3TA. I LOVE YOU ALL.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:41, archived)
# god I hate you achievers.
always doing things and moving on in life. twat.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:42, archived)
# ^THIS
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:43, archived)
# :[
It's okay, I'm not going anywhere in life. Yet. ;]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:44, archived)
# i do like the whole "hopscotching towards love" thing that's going on there
(if such a thing is indeed going on)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:47, archived)
# Hahahah
I never even thought of that. xD
We were walking by the water in NYC and we just found the hopskotch that someone had drawn, so she started playing... :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:49, archived)
# ha i think i read too much into things
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:50, archived)
# It does appear so.
But s'alright. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Thats really cool!
I like how you did the trees :)
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:45, archived)
# Oh, thanks.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:45, archived)
# I was going to shop this, but I'm not entirely sure I need to:
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/worldnews/3229098/Police-in-Mexico-find-private-zoo-as-drug-cartels-party-house.html

CHARLIE SHEEN IN WHITE COAT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:46, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
It is so Charlie Sheen! :D

EDIT: I just read the subtitle. A private zoo? Did they have a private Nuts, too?


/coat.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:47, archived)
# took another look.
brilliant.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:50, archived)
# OH CHARLY!!!!!!!!
YOU SILLY BOY!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:55, archived)
# Fantastic.
It really came out well.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:50, archived)
# it's like an illustration for one of them books you get forced to read at school
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:49, archived)
# Is that good or bad?
:/
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:50, archived)
# I don't know, I'm easily confused
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:53, archived)
# Awww hahah.
Okay. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Judy Lives With Romero And Alphoso.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:50, archived)
# and on weekends she KICKS ASS FOR THE CIA!
hooooyaah!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:53, archived)
# "I can read books" was the best one in that series
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:50, archived)
# Was I weird for reading "I have asthma" when I didn't have asthma?
I just wanted to know what asthma was like, the book taught me nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:52, archived)
# you might hve been
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:54, archived)
# i ate grass once to find out what being a cow was like
so comparatively... no
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:56, archived)
# In preschool me and my friends used to play 'Dinosaurs'.
We ate leaves off of random trees and wandered around the playground on all fours.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:57, archived)
# yet if you do that now they call you mental
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:58, archived)
# Instead I just eat my salad with my fingers
and pretend in my head. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:00, archived)
# hehe
it's still mental if you pretend

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:00, archived)
# I know.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)
# GODDAMN VEGETARIAN DINOSAURS
WHY DOES A TREE HAVE LESS OF A RIGHT TO LIFE THAN A DIPLODOCUS?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:02, archived)
# BECAUSE IT TASTES BETTER
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)
# TREES TASTE LIKE DICK AND POO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:06, archived)
# SHUT UP
MR VEGETARIAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:08, archived)
# I EAT TREES FOR THE POO CONTENT.
DICK CONTENT IT A BONUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:09, archived)
# Maybe if you'd restricted your airways with it
it would have been more instructive.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:07, archived)
# I have a vague memory of my brother punching me in the chest when I asked him
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:25, archived)
# That's lovely.
Look forward to seeing how it works out :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:53, archived)
# Thank you!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:54, archived)
# toilet training is hard.
i think i've figured it out though.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:54, archived)
# well, I can't train my toilet to do SHIT!
it just sits there, looking flushed half the time
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:54, archived)
# Good for you, doctor dyslexia.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:59, archived)
# This is real good.
Is she hot?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:54, archived)
# are you in love with every girl?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:55, archived)
# I LOVE EVERY GIRL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:55, archived)
# HEY GIRL! LET'S LOVE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Ah goddamnit. This is real good.
:(((((((((((( click
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:55, archived)
# A click?
:DD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:56, archived)
# I FEEL SICK NOW. DRAW MORE OF HER. SHE MAKES A GOOD PICTURE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:00, archived)
# I WILL.
TOMORROW.
I'm going to bed soon. And working in 240 dpi is a pain in the ass. But prints nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:03, archived)
# 300dpi is print minimum. You should be aiming for 600.
PS. GODDAMN I LIKE THIS PICTURE :(

GOT 1680x1050?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)
# When I shoot RAW and offload the pictures, they come out at 240.
Prints just about as good as 300.

I have 1760x2640...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:07, archived)
# 1680x1050 WOULD BE BRILLIANT THANKS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:09, archived)
# I TRIED RESIZING IT
IT WENT ALL SQUASHED AND SILLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:12, archived)
# CROP IT! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:14, archived)
# OKAY.
HOLD ON THEN.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:16, archived)
# LOOK I CROPPED IT
SEE?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:20, archived)
# EYE SEA. EYE SEA.
SAVED TO SD. I WILL DESKTOP IT ON MAH PC WHEN I CAN BE BOTHERED GETTING OUT OF BED TO DO SOME WORK TOMORROW.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:24, archived)
# YOU DO WORK?
LIAR.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:28, archived)
# I've just fallen out with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:30, archived)
# Dick.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:13, archived)
# low resolution is low
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:14, archived)
# IF I WAS BEING A SUPER JERK I'D ASK FOR
2960x1050
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:17, archived)
# Pud.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:18, archived)
# Why do you troll me, brah?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:20, archived)
# Mmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:25, archived)
# DANG! HOWSEE GONNA GET DOSE APULS I SAY DANG!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:32, archived)
# I'm sad I like this picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:32, archived)
# oh my! how your resolution throbs!
lowres

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:23, archived)
# SHUT UP.
RAINLENDAR AND PIXELLY BACKROUNDS ARE A GAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:28, archived)
# AHAHA
NER NER BIG GAY!

WHATS A MATTER YOU WITH YOUR TINY GIRLYMAN RESOLUTION?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:30, archived)
# I AM GOING TO BUY A 1gig 9800GT and a 600 OCZ PSU. SO STUFF YOUR BIGGER MONITORS.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:32, archived)
# LOL LOL SCIENSE
then I'll do this.

AHAHAHA HAHAHA!! HAHA!

I WILL HAVE OVER 9000 PIXELS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:34, archived)
# I LIKE THE PIXELS. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:36, archived)
# THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR ELECTRIC BILL
shit, electricity :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:38, archived)
# SHITLECTRITTY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:40, archived)
# DICK IT! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:15, archived)
# Those are just numbers.
It's ok. They're just numbers.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:08, archived)
# I counted a number today. It was 6 numbers time 7 numbers and I got it wrong.
I CAN ONLY DO SIMPLE NUMBERS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:11, archived)
# Thank you.
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:55, archived)
# this is great...
...your BEST!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:20, archived)
# Thanks!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:21, archived)
# You girls and your belief that
love actually exists.

/scorned

the image is very pretty and well done:)
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 4:27, archived)
# very nice indeed
you should definitely do more of this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)
# I knew I should have carried on watching 'How I met your mother'.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Oh shit
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:58, archived)
# do you have a special blanket that you cover it with for when the folks drop by?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)
# "SCREAM SCREAM LITTLE STAR"
"I CAN HEAR YOU FROM AFAR"
"YOU ARE SCREAMING LIKE SOMEONE HIGH"
"I WONDER WHAT DRUGS DID YOU TRY"
"SCREAM SCREAM LITTLE STAR"
"I CAN HEAR YOU FROM AFAR"

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)
# I scream for crow
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)
# probably crowscreamtime
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:01, archived)
# I scream for justice, for I am
"NOISY BASTARD SCREAMING GUY OF JUSTICE!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:01, archived)
# with your amplifying cape and voice or iron
villany stands no chance of getting off quietly.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:06, archived)
# "STOP OR I'LL GIVE YOU A RIGHT TICKING OFF!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Oh no it's corrections man!
with his trusty side kick red biro boy!

come to mark your territory I see.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Not Pencilhead and Son of Pencilhead?
I heard those goons were still in prison!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)
# we broke out see
although prison did SHARPEN our senses.

Don't worry correction man we'll make sure we get our point across. we'll drill them right into you.


(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:13, archived)
# and with my team of inneffective noisy crime fighting bastards, they will face constant defeat
:D

It has all the makings of a high quality weekly series that sinks in the ratings and is quietly pulled from broadcast without comment
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:08, archived)
# i have a comic idea kicking around
about a group of inneffectual superheroes.

really redundant super powers seem to amuse me.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:10, archived)
# I'm fairly sure that's been done.
More than once as well.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)
# meh
it's more an excursion to see if i can rather than something of intellectual worth.. the idea of trying to write a continuing storyline scares me some what.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:15, archived)
# just make a musical horror
for some reason people think those are good.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:16, archived)
# the happiness of the katakuris :D
i did write a zombie song.. which I am current;y making a music video for.. i say currently.. I'm waiting for stuff to arrive so i can record a decent version of it

then i begins the animating.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)
# funtime musical zombie action!
^_^!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:25, archived)
# I must be the only person in the world who finds Takeshi Miike's films quite dull.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)
#
www.imdb.com/title/tt0132347/
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)
# does that have a hero who's part man and part sloth.
I think not :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:16, archived)
# heh
"SPURIOUS BOY! The ability to say the EXACT wrong thing at the wrong time"

"TRUMPET GIRL! Can swallow a basson whole in one go"

and so forth
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Mispronunctiation boy!
Don'tstandandhelpleavestraightawayman!

God I loved that Whose Line is it Anyway game.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:14, archived)
# have not seen that in eons, man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:16, archived)
# I'm fairly sure there are two episodes on every day on Dave now.
I've stopped watching them now though as it didn't appear that they owned all the series because they would repeat them within a few weeks.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)
# depending on whether you have virgin media
there's a few knocking around in the 4od on demand gubbins
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:19, archived)
# I haven't got a tv setup to watch anything on at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)
# They did have all of them online and streaming at the Stage6 divx site, but they've since closed that down.
I'm sure they're online somewhere though.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)
# *doesn't comment*


p.s. evening all...
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)
# evenin
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:13, archived)
# the 4400?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:12, archived)
# the what now?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:14, archived)
# exactly.
www.usanetwork.com/series/the4400/
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:16, archived)
# I see people whining on a forum but still have no idea what the show is
and googling would be too hard

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)
# Pack your bags for comeuppance villain, for you face the righteous fist of THE TICK!
SPOOOOOOOOOOON!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:10, archived)
# best show ever.
best theme tune as well
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Lies.
Earthworm Jim for both.

Well maybe not best show...but certainly best cartoon.

Despitehisgreatbigmusclesandhisreallybigraygun
Jimisstillanearthwormbutthenhestheonlyone
Withasupersuitwhichmakeshimreallysuperstrong
Jimcanbeawinnerifweonlysingalong
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:13, archived)
# anyone remember the megadrive game?
the cow said "well done" when you finished the level :D
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:15, archived)
# oh god yes
and then the other one smiles a big smug smile
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:17, archived)
# i've just saved this to read to my as yet unconcieved children
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:06, archived)
# taking traditional songs and ruining them for the benefit of children
will incur the wrath of social services and confused hippies
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:09, archived)
# it just really fucking loves the immigrant song,
okay?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)
# well sure but if you can't remember the first line its shit or get off the pot after nearly 4 months
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:05, archived)
# it would be
a useful ice-breaker at parties...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:03, archived)
# high pitched scream is it?
...spanging wench, prepare the spanging wench.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:05, archived)
# "hi there!"
"hi there, can you ask your star to stop screaming please? its very obnoxious"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:06, archived)
# "what?"
"I can't hear what you're saying over all that screaming!"
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:07, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:35, archived)
# so...
...you're married then.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 4:02, archived)
# Made this for a t-shirt for our art class


Too dark lol? :P
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)
# it's a bit cheerful innit
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)
# We were told to make something very emotional
You should see what some of the goth girls did lol they just painted it black XD
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# I keep reading your name as "princess palin"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)
# OMG Dont call me that XD
That is horrible hahaha!
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
# i do apologize.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)
# goths are crazy, if they aren't painting things black they are joining up with the roman empire and killing everyone
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
# hooligans for the win
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:01, archived)
# LET'S HOOLIGAN!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:02, archived)
# VANDAL VANDAL
OSTRAGOTHS!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:03, archived)
# I'm only pretending to know anything about history
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:05, archived)
# haha.
Never mind son. I don't really know much. I just remember a lot of words from the discovery channel.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:06, archived)
# I don't have that
it would involve actually plugging a tv into something and it's just too much effort for so little reward
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)
# TV is great
as long as you have a wide enogh choice to be selective.
Apart from my sports channels which i live on, I love all discovery channels, national geopraphic and the crime and investigation channel.

have you ever had a cable connection into your abode. I have a box that will get you free TV.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:15, archived)
# no cable in this locale for some reason
and to be honest my mind can't take much more tv related punishment before my iq sinks into negative :D

I barely watch tv now, just got bored with it.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:20, archived)
# I know what you mean.
To be honest if I want any of the mainstream shows I just download then with a torrent client.

eztv.it/index.php?main=showlist
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:23, archived)
# I was occasionally doing that till I ran out of hard drive
and now I've got about 2gb left

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:27, archived)
# I have a box full of hard drives...
ah who am I kidding, there is no helping you ;)

2gb is not enough, especially if you have only 1 partition. You should know that if your OS does not have a good 5-10gb free on the partition it is installed in your OS will run like a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:32, archived)
# it's a duron 1.3 it's going to run like a girl even if I set fire to it
this thing's marginally better

I'll just wait till I have some pennies to get a few decent sized drives

or I'll just go "FUCK THIS" and buy a couple of 1tb drives on mr credit :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)
# what the fuck?
I have Athlon 2600XP's on boards sat in boxes i'll probably throw out. I think I have an athlon dual core 3200 on a board with 2gb of mem somehwere and I'm buying some more phenoms for upgrade soon.

You can't be running on that old stuff. it's just not right.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:45, archived)
# heh, it's a bitbucket/server all it needs to transform it's usefulness is a frond of hard drives and gb ethernet card
I'll just add hard drives as time passes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Ah ok then. My only other advice is
delete some shit.

I'm going to go now as the board has halted for me which means only want thing. The dickheads i have on ignore are here and i am being left behind.
Have fun.

Can i spam my last doodling? Apparently I use filters. I can't wait for those people with the nads to say such stuff produce the same with their filters.
I think I'll video the next one and have done with it.


Click for bigger (392KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:56, archived)
# the duron uses linux and is almost managed so file shortages aren't going to slow it down
lack of ram of course will turn it into a dead slug :)

and there's enough space left on this xp thing to not worry about it for now

nite nite
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:58, archived)
# If you spend hours doing what a filter can do in minutes, then more fool you.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)
# whose in the kettle?
meatloff
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:05, archived)
# the heart it says:
"fy2yy"
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)
# I was pretty sure you were a troll down below.
go to bed and let us idiots make our own nonsense please.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Pasanonic, you should really follow your own advice.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# BURNINATED
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Heh hee
You overdid it on the profile info!

Needs to be more subtle (with a less Getty Images style pic)

Neutral - Slow delivery and badly packaged
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Huh?
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Hey! I like it, it's funny


Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)
# LAotuEeH
!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Hehehe
I wanted to make it holographic so sometimes it showed love and others hate but apparently that was too much for our stipid art teacher
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:49, archived)
# If I wrapped your
mouth in gaffer tape, stitched your eyelids together with fishing twine and fucked you up the arse whilst taking pictures for the net would you mind?

Don't worry about your bollocks getting in the way. I'd take them off first.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:52, archived)
# STOP TROLLING, PASANONIC
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Jesus omg what is you're problem!?
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Oh too strong?
did you need flowers first?

Give it up. 2nd account trolling is so tedious and childish. ( but I'm still up for the sex, my wife is out of town)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)
# FFS I dont even know you!
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:58, archived)
# look. Are we going on this date or what?
Jesus. You can turn a guy off with all this emo angst.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Classic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)
# I missed the
you're first time around. Very clever :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)
# It did make me
lol a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:58, archived)
# come now pasanonic
she may be relatively new but she's not causing problems anywhere, relax for a bit til she gets the idea around here
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)
# haha
whut?
It's just another one of the hundreds of spare accounts set aside for trolling. They pop up from time to time and the guy doing it is right here having a jolly good laugh about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)
# i still kind of think it's dr. dyslexia
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Oh I'm not
talking to the prick any longer then.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)
# how can one person
be so much knob?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 6:32, archived)
# I think we
may have your number, mate.

Alternatively, if you are, and it's a slim chance, real. Welcome.

But you're not...

edit: actually, it is quite funny. carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)
# hahhahahahahaaaaaa.
i can see now that you are a joke.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
# :(
Im not that good at drawing but Im on my dad's comp and all I have is a mouse
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:53, archived)
# haha!
removed from context, that is REALLY harsh :-P
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:13, archived)
# LOVE HEAT
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)
# hahahahaha
I do but thats another issue.
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Hahah
What's a "heartschemes"?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Haha
I dont know i already had a file called heart and since this is a plan i put scheme :)

It sounds like an illness though hehe
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)
# HEARTS CHEMES
SYMPTOMS INCLUDE DEATH AND PENIS GROWTH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Hahaha
At the same time?
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Don't be silly.
The penis growth comes after!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:03, archived)
# it's an illussion
it's just your body shrinking
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:08, archived)
# now THAT has to be somem kind of hentai horror movie
people turning inside out into huge phalluses/phalli

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:15, archived)
# I think:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)
# haha.
I love you a little more each day WiL :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
Random
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)
# oh yes!
I couldn't have put it better myself! hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)
# what? hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)
# this makes my brain sing "If i were a rich man"
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:04, archived)
# fol de rol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:30, archived)
# top tips.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# That's this weeks newsletter
tip sorted.

Right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# secondary tip:
don't worry if you like to be clean shaven. cats also come in manx form.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# NIght you fuckwits!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)
# oh you are not going to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# I WILL BUY OVER 9000 CATS NOW. THANKS FOR THE TIP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# all your time will now be saved.
remember different coloured cats for different shades of hair.

they are sticklers for colour recognition.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# OVER 9000!
!! !! !!!! !
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# ARE YOU EATING ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, BOB?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Why do you keep calling everyone by their first names?
WHY?!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# BECAUSE IT'S REAL COOL.
IS YOUR NAME CINDY? I MUST KNOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# no, I had a small QUANTITY of ORANGE JUICE
as in 1/8th of a pint remaining

so I DILUTED IT thus teaching the orange JUICE a valuable LESSON

I then DRANK IT and it will turn into wee at SOME POINT in the NEAR FUTURE.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# HEAVILY DILUTED ORANGE DRINK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)
# IT IS NOW GONE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# I HAVE CIDER. IT IS NEXT TO THE COOKING OIL. IT MIGHT BE COOKING OIL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)
# BURN IT, IF IT BURNS IT IS OIL
IF IT DOES NOT BURN, TRY AGAIN

FOR ALL THINGS BURN WITH SUFFICIENT EFFORT
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Cooking oil needs to be heated before it will burn
/chef who got singed eye-brows once too many blog
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# BURNING ACTION WILL PROVIDE HEATMENT
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)
# god, I shouldn't laugh at 4chan things
but by christ.. oprah.. heh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# I laughed, and I dislike /b/. IT IS OKAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# BUT I FEEL CHEEP AND DIRTY
LIKE I WOULD IF I WATCHED DAYTIME TV

BY TV I MEAN TELEVISION
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:38, archived)
# *makes note*
You've just saved me a lot of time, I suspect.
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
#
b3ta.com/questions/toptips/post245751
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# yeah
which soddens the toilet paper then you get poo on your middle finger stuck under the nail and your forced to spend a good solid 5 minutes licking it out while masturbating to a weak shame ridden climax.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)
# HAHAHA, YES!
I THINK I SHALL GO TO BED NOW

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# 'NIGHT PIFF
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# aww
nite nite

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# night night.
you should have drawn yourself a bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# But that would be a lie :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# I've got one here ready
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Sweet Dreams
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
YES
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# haha.
quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# hahahahah
ace. and goodnight to you
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Nite
Sheepy dreams
edit: also off, nite b3tar
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# pure gold...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# yet it never made the newsletter :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# there
is no logic or justice, sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# ooooohhhhh!
Can I mail that to the local newspaper's tips-n-tricks column?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)
# yes as long as you credit me
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)
# BUT I LIKE WASHING MY BALLS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# silly gronk pan
now they can be doublely clean in half the time.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# but I want it to take twice as long with the cat :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# buy two cats
or grow more genitals.

the maths is all of the easy when your mind is put with into it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# The resulting hairballs would be unpleasant
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# okay.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)
# I yam watching Aliens...

we've just passed the notorious 'Bishop in a hole' shot...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
# OH HAI POPULAR ALIEN
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Now we don't want to upset people do we ;)


Ris? news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7679151.stm
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)
# LittleBigPlanet looks gay.
PS3 owners are only clinging to it to save their dying console.

//v/
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Shut up and help me shit!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)
# *Dons rubber glove*
*Lubes fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# ENJOY YOUR TIMELAPSE MGS4 VIDEO, FAGT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# The joke's on you, I don't even own a PS3!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# i seem to be the only one of my friends
backing the 360.

although it does have it's flaws
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)
# like being
VERY FUCKING LOUD
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# and if you tilt the machine it
EATS YOUR FUCKING DISCS
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# but mostly tis
FUCKING LULLY
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Mine hasnt eaten any discs yet, or died, that is all I am grateful for
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Mine has eaten two of my games
then i realised that it was probably a good idea to keep it completely flat.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Mine sttays upright, mainly because theres not really enough space for it to be flat
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# HAHA YES IT IS!
BUT THATS THE JOY OF IT
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# I was going to buy a 360 until I played one.
360 Achievements ruined it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# the ps3 controllers ruined ps3 for me
light flimsy plasticcy things
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# This^
I thought the ps2 controllers were the best thing ever, until I picked up a 360 controller
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# They both have far too many buttons
I want to play a game, not fly a 747.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Buy a NES then
I have 2 NES'
THe NES version and the MATTEL version
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# That's what a keyboard is for.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# I bought one for my PC. It's pretty ace.
I only really use it for emulation though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# backing?
It's a console, not the fucking president.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# No, you must constantly argue for it.
Using all your time to tell other people they are wrong against rational advice or evidence.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# STOAT!
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# It's a
PC in a box. Except it's a mid range 2007 PC without the benefits of a proper PC. How can it be good?
My 3rd PC that is nothing more than a download slave has better specs than an xbox. How does that make a 360 a viable choice?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# I think if you compare the price tags, you'll see a benefit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# The thing is, if I wanted to put a skateboard on some stairs, I wouldn't need to buy a $700 console.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# You spend all your muney on DURGS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# That would make the skateboard on some stairs more exciting, yes.
WHO NEEDS PS3?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# I am starting to wish I had a modern console :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Get a 360
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)
# I have just bought
a PS2 with 7 games 4 controllers and a 4 port hub thingy for £27.
It's going straight back on ebay as soon as it arrives.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# good luck selling it for more
everyone and their mother either owns a PS2 or has already sold it
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# yeah but £27?
I'll put a £40 reserve on it or give it to someone who can use it. I think it will sell. It was badly named in ebay. I look for things that are misnamed or misspelled on ebay ( like Dwalt tools or nvda graphics cards), they never get the views and can be bought cheap for resale.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Can I have a go on Shadow Of The Colossus before you sell it?
It's pretty much the only thing in its library I want to try.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# If I have it then you can have it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I'm seeing ps2's on freecycle now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# yeah?
Do they have a left exhaust backbox for a 5.0l V10 BMW 5?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# you never know
people chuck all kinds of stuff out

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)
# It needs to be here
before 10am. Otherwise I'm getting raped by BMW service for a new one.
Actually I'm going to refuse to pay after it's done but it's a long story.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)
# heh, good luck
would have thought you'd have known someone in the trade who can get parts at sane price instead of the vastly inflated mechanics traditional price
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# nah fuck that.
The car is barely 12 months old. I took it in to complain that the backbox was blowing last month. They had some spotty kid fob me off and tell me that they will weld it. I of course, being me, knew much better and told him that welding it would only fix the crack but stress the metal around the weld and it would crack again. They assured me that it would work and I thought fuck it, I have a 5 year warranty, let them fuck about. So it cracked and I went back. Warranty on exhaust is only 12 months it seems. And trust me this is an expensive piece of kit. I'm just going to let them replace it and refuse to pay my account when it comes around. They deliberately fobbed me off until my 12 months was up so as not to stand the cost. Let a court decide it.

Edit:/ I have my own mechanic for the Skyline but I dare not have any work done on the BMW except by them because any work or service not done in house will knock 10 grand off the price and I change it every 2 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)
# ah, I thought it might be something like that
yes, it's a fuck on and they will go out of their way to do no work and charge for it

seems it doesn't matter how much you pay they are absolutely intent on taking the piss
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
# I'll write to the MD of BMW and
kick up a stink. I can really kick up a stink. Plus I have been spending good money with the same dealer ( he'll be named and fucking shamed soon if they try and fuck me ) since I bought my first Beemer in 1985. I expect a little better.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)
# they probably don't care in the scheme of things
unless of course you can influence someone who does fleet purchases I guess
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Pasanonic put me on ignore because I pointed out that he's not nearly as well-connected or wealthy as he pretends to be on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)
# I don't know anyone
of any kind

for any reason

erm..

or something :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Well that makes you a businessman!
*for businessman read cunt, If I cared :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# see that horse's head on the pillow up there?
just watch it kid, just watch it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)
# get a PS3
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Upgrade your PS. Current Gen consoles are fucking appalling.
I have a Wii and love it. But still, a PC is better than them all.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# I have a wii
and I am getting more and more disappointed with it as the days go by.

Nobody seems to put any effort into the games. Leog batman is pretty fun though.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# WarioLand was a giggle.
I'LL PLAY YOU AT MARIO KART. UP FOR IT?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# I don't have a copy
I borrowed it from a friend a while ago

Also: I have never seen anyone available to play online with smash bros.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# I DO NOT HAVE IT. IF I DID I WOULD RUIN YOU ON IT.
GRONKPAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# THE METAPHORICAL CHALLENGE HAS BEEN SET
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)
# WORD.
PERHAPS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
#
www.sendspace.com/file/t55b6y
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# I've never seen anyone online for smash bros either
which is annoying as it's the only game I'm any good at
(I helped save b3ta! Cunthorse, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)
# This.
My best PC is not even close to the top end of things any more but it still makes any console look as powerful as a calculator.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# get one of these


it has "Three realistic sounds"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# I've seen one of those in the flesh
but it was white. Am I dreaming?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
# it probably was
they were cranked out en masse, there's a few subtly different models but all based on the same chip for the most part
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# The backlash of Mohammed-themed LBP creations will be amusing
I think the best thing I've seen so far is www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiRgYBHoAoU
(no horses, sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# That image and it's words are fine
...as long as you don't set them to music as it may upset me.

*former catholic alter boy blog*
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# bah
gonna ban the music too?

maybe kill they guy who made the tune

then kill everyone else

yay!

this world confuses and saddens me
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# I think the saddest part is that there probably weren't even any complaining muslims
just some fuckwit at sony who had a panic attack because he's so scared of omgmuslims.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# in the article it says a muslim beta tester noticed it and suggested a quick hack to fix it
instead of that a mighty song and dance which gets it in the news ensued.

OH I SEE

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Hay guise :D
Today I has been taking photos with my BBF Sonia and she took this one of me I like how the shadow is on me but not on the gitbox ;)



Click for bigger (202KB)
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)
# post tit pics or gtfo.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Post your own tits Roz!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)
#


by the way, im not sure where this picture is from or why i made it? i think it was someone else's originally.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Pffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# hahaha ur random XD
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT /B/
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)
# XD
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)
# i almost can't believe you're real
you seem like a cruel trick played by postbear or dr. dyslexia
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# she does look fake, yes.
i don't believe it for a second.

actually to be fair, i did for a second.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# its not me i swear.
if it was me don't you think it would be more like over the top and filling up the whole board?

i made a rival account once and used it to piss everyone off and get people on my side but that was a long time ago and yeah so its not me.


could be postbear though.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# you were just, you know, so present suddenly
seemed unlike you. maybe to divert attention from the idea that you are in fact a cute emo girl?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
# I WANT A FUCKING PROPER HOTDOG! LOL!
CHILLI DOG LOLZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# im sorry, those guys are all pricks.
lets start over.

hi casey, i see you are a sassy american teen girl.

i am james, i am a sassy american teen boy (or girl or whatever). lets be friends.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# I'm into *insertpopularculturebuzzwordhere*ocore music.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# hi james yall are so nice :)
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# yes. that is what i have been told.
friendliness is the key to a brighter bolder world don't you think, miss pirncess pain?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I do :)
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# This:
At the bottom of your profile makes me sad

Recent front page messages:


none
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# i think in my lifetime i've only made like two or three pictures i ever thought could be on the front page by the whole, b3ta.com standards
but yeah, life is a bitch and what can you do about it besides feed kittens to aligators and masturbate until you peel the skin off your dick?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# That sounds like my sort of life
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# ahhhh, b3ta
the 4chan you can read at work
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)
# The thinking man's 4chan
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:41, archived)
# YOU'RE PRETTY. EVERYONE WILL COMMENT YOUR POST.
I THINK I MIGHT LOVE YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)
# lol dnt treat me different just cos im a girl judge me on all my talenty arty stuff :)
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)
# show us some talenty arty stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# LOL LETS SEX
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)
# I don't know what a BBF is.
But hey, monkeys can sign, and I couldn't care less.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Best Friends Forever?
Best Buddy Forever?
Biggest Bitch Forever?
Boldest Barry Forever?
Bestest Bestest Felcher?
Boring Bottle Finder?
...
I could go on
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Fuck off you gay!
GIRLS SHOULD NOT PLAY GUITAR! THEY LOOK WRONG!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)
# NO THEY LOOK SEXY AND STUFF
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# This
to infinity.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# *Girl on the internet alarm*
Not a drill, repeat; this is not a drill.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)
# You got trolled.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Like Rick-Rolled.
Only with more fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# I CAN SEE YOUR SHOULDERS
COVER YOUR SHAME, WHORE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# it'll be ankles at dawn next.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# What the fuck is hardcoreemocore?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Its like when like emo like and hard core like take part like in the film like the core, like, you know the one, where like they go to the centre of the earth like in some like shuttle thing and set off some nukes like, and shit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# only the bestest genre ever
you prolly wouldnt get it if u havnt already :)
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# I think I just got it!
...Nope, that was just the sound of my brain haemorrhaging.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# emo phillips was a saint.
his memory lives on.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Dave benson Phillips is at my uni on saturday
I think I may go and get MY own back
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Death or Glory!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)
# HAVE A COMPLETLEY UNREALATED REPOST!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)
# emo philips is still alive
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# GET A UKULELE
Guitars are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# OMG D:
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Fuck off are they, cello FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Lutes are where it's at, Grandad.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)
# I prefer carps personally
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)
# NO SHEEPS ERROR
INSERT SHEEPS TO CONTINUE
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Please reboot trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)
# INSERTS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)
# This lot are being ridiculously nice
(for them) because you're cute. It's a sickening sight to behold, frankly.

Welcome aboard, hold on tight!

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Its the gay shift
It happens :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# *panderfawn*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)
# You're like a good Toaster ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Fuck off TOaster!
LET ME FUCKING ENJOY THE GOOD YOU!

Unless you do a me like you did a rhyme minister and such ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I MIGHT EVEN DRAW YOU PROPERLY IF YOU SEND ME A BIG PICTURE.
AND BY PROPERLY I MEAN NOT IN PAINT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)
# I WILL FUCKING DO THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# GOOD LUCK GAZZING ME, YOU FUCK :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# &css=n?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Or just
www.b3ta.com/gaz/write/ttssattsr'sprofilenumber
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# FUCK OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
# :3
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Seriously,
you lack any deft or humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)
# DARN, FOILED AGAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Using Gaz's Search feature
I have happened upon an unfortunate spammer.
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=41952
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
# THIS IS A MULTI-PART MESSAGE IN MIME FORMAT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)
# maybe that's why he hasn't posted a message
are smilies internet mime?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# now thats a username that shows some class.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Quick lets all gaz them and wait for the replies
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# That link needs more horses
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Everyone send Ttssaffttssttssaaffttsr a message.
www.b3ta.com/gaz/write/60049
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
# 60k?
Is he some kind of fucking n00b?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)
# I'M ONLY ONE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# hey may be an omgnoob
but he's proper sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# LOL IM ONLY 48K
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# He's more of a fucking noob than I am
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Yeah but he isn't a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Please draw me a cat, microwave.
IDEALLY MASSIVE SO I CAN MAKE IT MY NEW PROFILE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)
#


Click for bigger (105KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
# BIGGER NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# haha
:)
(sarah90 >you, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# BIGGER!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)
# CRAIG, ARE YOU DRUNK?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)
# YES.
I@M just trying to fit in
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)
# IF I HAD YOUR NUMBER I'D TOTALLY DRUNKENLY CALL YOU RIGHT NOW.
I'm a bad drunked phoner.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Sorry
My stalker quota has been filled for this week. You can have my number but if you called me now I'd have to. Oh no I wouldn't. My battery is deed.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)
# so how are your hydraulics?
Recovering?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# wrong guy.
No woman can make me half a man by nagging me to death to get the snip.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Ooops sorry...
I knew a guy about ten years ago that had the bullets taken out of the gun...he was in considerable pain for several days.

Or as Jeff Foxworthy said, "The worst part is shaving...those brushes tickle. And I don't think I can ever go back to that barber shop."
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# no worries.
The nickname of the neutered, henpecked cuckold you are looking for is Pedantichrist.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# He decided
enough is enough on the kids front then?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# pfft.
he decided? I think his was the last input in that decision ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# damnit
the s on my keyboard is a bit sticky.

plus with a name like Jim, she can't be too bothered to be called "he" from time to time
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I need to finish off CS :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# what do you mean you need to finish me off?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Buy me a pint and I'm anyones.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# All Craigs are ginger :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)
# who are you talking to.
I hate having all the cunts on ignore. It means i don't get to see their vile. mean spirited vitriol. Not that i miss it. I just lose track of the conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# The funny part is
that nobody really gives a shit. Except you. But you're above it, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)
# invisible conversation is invisible
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# apart from, somewhat ironically, the gingers called craig
they are puse at best.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# c
anal
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# BEDTIME
g'night x
(sarah90 >you, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# goodnight.
tell your friends about the job.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)
# here is a big picture
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# You're right, you know
I do need a bigger monitor.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# dear doctor dyslexia, I think you're an important part of b3ta, love moohalaa
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# OVER 9000PX.
I LOVE YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# HERE IT IS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# I thought my laptop had a big moniter, until I saw this image
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# great job microwave
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# i cant beleive this is happening to me.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# are you on an 18th floor balcony?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)
# yeah and my fucking cake melted.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# oh fuck not your fucking cake
quick use a defibrillator on it
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# it won't work.
and i'll never have the recipe again.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# WE PREFER THE TERM "PENISES".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Great job Microwave.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:38, archived)
# TELL ME ABOUT YOUR EVENING.


I WENT TO BE PUB WITH CR3 BUT HE LEFT AT 10:30 BECAUSE HE ISN'T A REAL MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)
# And you left 2 hours after him
well done
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Well, after he left I went back to the pub. I bought three pints as it was last orders. I took one home.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Good,
Thats the best way, as long as you go back in the morning and return the glass
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)
# HELL NO.
MINE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# You're like a shit Microwave ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
# of course
he's not a real man. He's about 12. You peado ;)

Welcome home tstststststtetter. Take a seat and all will be well.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I'M TWENTY SOON. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BUY ME?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# ANAL
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)
# do you have a biting pillow?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# I have a fucking pillow.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)
# CUNTFUCKING PEEFUCKINGROATS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)
# he cries ink...
INK!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)
# haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)
# That's rather
PFSCesque
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# THEN HE CRASHED HIS CAR AND HE DIED
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Cunt Bastard Squid!
I watched some crap on telly then Helvetica. It was typeface pornography of the highest quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Arial is best. I love the shit out of that font.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)
# That'd better be a joke
#34">
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)
# ARIAL 4 LIFE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
# CENTURY GOTHIC, FUCKERS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Beeknees ITC!
anyone? ...anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# RIGHT. THAT'S IT.
WAR
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# I GOT REALLY PISSED BECAUSE TODAY IS A DAY OFF AND THEN I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BECAUSE I FORGOT TO SAVE OUT OF A BUNCH OF REPORTS AND THEY NEEDED MY PASSWORD
SO NO I'M NOT AT WORK AND MY BOSS HAS MY PASSWORD.

He also doesn't know that I can reset his any time I want.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)
# GOODNIGHT b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)
# FUCKING YEAH!
PIGS WITH TITS

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Tits with pig!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)
#
YOU ASKED FOR IT
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
# I hear no complaints of my gayness
(sarah90 >you, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
# your gayness
is the cats bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)
# NEEDS MORE GAYNESS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
# That is because your gayness is fucking shit!
BE A BETTER FUCKING GAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
# How?
I mean really, my gayness can't be broadcasted any more on the internet through a messageboard post surely?
(sarah90 >you, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Yes it can
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
# NOTTTTT
(sarah90 >you, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)
# you were gayer before.
you're loosing it now.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Bitch please
I'm not your typical short haired chubster complaining how men are scum of the earth... so stop whining! I'd like to live a quiet gay life thanks
(sarah90 >you, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)
# oo many 's
gay's don' use 's hey omi hem whenever possible
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# LOUDER GAY LIFE! LOUDER!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# haha
it's true tstatatatatter, it's true.

edit: what happened to bird flu?

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
# I LOVE YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Well I dont know what everyone else thinks,
but he is no Toaster ;)

NIGHT SkUG:LES!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
# I LOVE YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
# this confirms it
I have been touching myslef while thinking of sexy men being sexy and doing sexy things.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Hmm
I'll take that as a confession!
(sarah90 >you, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)
# I've been to confession
I know what goes on there... and you'll not be getting me again padre.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Padre?
Please, call me God.
(sarah90 >you, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# a superiority complex as well.
we're are all doomed.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Ah yes, I need this once a day to feel normal
The adventures of the confused gay wasp
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Very ttssatasrtarstarstasrrr
Goodnite skug and hello b3ta, I've just watched Helvetica, the documentary. It's well good. I want to be a graphic designer now just so I can decide where I stand on the typeface. I'm not massively pro- or anti-.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I LOVE YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
# STOP COPYING ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)
# I LOVE YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)

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