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[challenge entry] The Horse is XTREME!

Lateral thinking FTW!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# pffft
do some work you lazy cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Lazyness FTW!
double cunt
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
# pft.
has noone done one with neil young and crazy horse yet?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)
# WELDLOL!
As each day goes by, I fucking love you more and more Kitty!

*humps*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# well neil young is godlike genius-y poohs.
*return humps*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)
# He fucking well is!
I was playing some Neil Young and Buffalo Springfield at my HARDCORESKIFFLECORE gig last night :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)
# what tracks?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# I did Harvest Moon, For What it's Worth and Heart of Gold.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Now how badly do you want me? ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)
# like pete doherty wants another hit of heroin
THAT MUCH
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Shuddering fuck!
You are obsessed ;)

LOLMSNLOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)
# shine on, shine on harvest moon, up in the sky....
i love that song :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Neil Young is ultimate fucking win!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# this is very true
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Stop
What's the sound?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)
# *stops*
*looks what's going down*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Is there something happening here?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# maybe
it depends
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# *Scratches head*
It's not exactly clear.
There's a man with a gun over there though *points*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Is he telling you you had better beware?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Yes
Yes he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# hahaha excellent!
*cleeeeeck*
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Pfffhahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# wednesday already?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Oh, is it new Image Challenge time already?

TJ: who's got a lovely face? I'm doing an animation and I need a face in it that everyone will like
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# me.
choose me. Everybody loves me. Just search for my naked post ;)

edit:// no, Jennifer Tilly, she's got a lovely face.

edit no, not Jennifer Tilly, she's become a fat old tramp. Salma Hayek, no wait. Aishwarya Rai, definitely the last one.
tinyurl.com/699xnu
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# ahem
img377.imageshack.us/img377/219/wtfqp3.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)
# I love how that photo captures the utter, utter fear of the girl leaning out the way to get the shot
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Why so serious?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
# hahahahah
lolled all over my monitor
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Urgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha Fucking HELL!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)
# hahaha christ!
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Agha
WTF
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Oh my God
What's in that glass? It looks like dish water.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# That's Victorian lemonade, that is
I'm more worried about the three condoms on the table
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# holy fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# I am lovely!
But I was scratched in the face last night by my friends dog :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
#
Meeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
# natalie portman
nicest face ever
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
there's a girl works in the coffee shop round the corner from my work who looks just like Natalie Portman
*stalks*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)
# *lusts* i honestly think she is the most perfect woman alive
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# you know the girl that works in the coffee shop around the corner from his work?
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)
# She's a liar
and I'm not sure about you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Mmm
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)
# male or female?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
# I think male
possibly Will Smith, someone smiley
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# ok super happy funface bloke =
*thinks*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# that guy from mad max two with the mohawk
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)
# too obscure
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)
# just put your face on it then
sheesh
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)
# oh bloke.
The Indian bloke in heroes is quite beautiful.


what? Well he is.

edit:// Sendhil Ramamurthy, or you could choose Vince from entourage.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)
# There's a gorgeous B3tard who was at the Derby bash
erm
*thinks*
wossername?
Edit: Fluffy Elephant?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)
# I wasnt at the Derby Bash! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Me neither
but I saw the pics on Flickr.
She really is a nice looking woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# no you're thinking of me
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)
# for your next milestone you should be naked except for glowsticks
;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Trontastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# I cannot see your mug
This upsets me.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Any particular reason you can't see it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# hiding behind her fingers
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Darkness
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# TUTT?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)
# She seems lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)
# KERRY KATONA
and her iceland yorkshire pud.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# LOL!
With added Liver and Bacon :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# And an overdose of silicone
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)
# and the copious amounts of night nurse and vodka mixers before going on This Morning
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)
# LOL medikatshun
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Ricky Butcher.
Chris Evans?
I'm not good at this.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)
# my face is fabulous
it has beauty, character, little wispy hairs on the chin, everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Within challenge parameters - tick
Original - tick
Amusing - tick
Under 50kb - tick

GOOD N00B ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Nice to see you playing Fraser
:)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Heheh
It's like when my dad used to drive past the park on his way home from work, spot us playing cricket and park the car and come and join in :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Haha
I hope I won't embarrass you too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Consider your post as being put out to field
until you warm up.
Then you can BAT or BOWL \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# That sounds awesome!
But girls shouldnt play sports that involve more clothing than Beach Volleyball does ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)
# that reminds me, i must get a new mud wrestling bikini
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)
# nah
crickets alright in the beer in hand sense

competitive cricket and ladies are almost as scary as competitive rugby ladies :S
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
That film is about the only movie poster I have walked past a cinema to genuinely make me almost jump out my skin

Edit: www.impawards.com/2008/man_on_wire.html
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# So I take it you don't like horses on tightropes

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Giraffes would be cool
fed some of them today, and they are lovely and peaceful; but a horse, good heavens no
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)
# they eat people dontcha know.
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# you're lucky you still have your hands
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)
# They seemed peaceful enough today
did you know their tongues are brown because they are so long they would otherwise get sun-burnt doing their stuff, and they clean their ears with them?

I like giraffes
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Lovely
There's an awesome platform at our local zoo where you can get eye-to-eye with the giraffes.

/edit:
Jirafa lengua
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)
# is it me or is that giraffe cleaning its nostrils with a twig on its tounge?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)
# We've one as well
which is your local one btw?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
#
www.dierenparkamersfoort.nl/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Cool
i'll get around to learning Dutch one of these days ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# thats lully that
it has a little beard too
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# No, I didn't know that
What a fun tongue fact.

:)
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Have you seen the film?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)
# No
I am not fond of heights, not even on screen
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)
# You've seen it then?
I remember seeing this advertised back when it first came out and just sort of forgot about it... because I thought it sounded boring.

Is it worth watching? 1,171 IMDB users seem to think so(8.4)... sadly enough I sometimes think they have no idea what they're on about.
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Yay
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)
# pfft.
didn't you give up posting rights for shares in b3ta and a yacht or something? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
# lol horses
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
#

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I enquired of this horse while at an oil borse of my best course to join the police force
he said "neigh"

I like it by the way :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)
# YES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# YES!!!!!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# at least you didnt compo it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Seizure anyone?

CLICK FOR BIGGER

Edit: Better?
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# goodbye you twat
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# What?*
*awaits flogging
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# flashing images are not user friendly
prodigy69 is currently ignoring you
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Kind of the point..
init? I suppose some big magenta cock spunking all over my monitor is more user friendly?
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# don't worry the people who think this have ignored you : edit:- use <a href="img url goes here">click here for SPACK</a>
:)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)
# ^this
and nicely put Skug

spacks are simply crap, and cause some people physical pain, other than being complete shit
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# These spacks are beginning to hurt my eyes too
*hides post*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# lol horses :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Alrdy bn dn?


Apologies for sizing and spelling, just had the thought and wanted to get it out and on here, I hadn't realised it was so big...

/goes and hides in corner
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Yep, but not quite as big
Tesco value spelling too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)
# I didn't think it was that big?!
/makes smaller
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)
# fix the tastey too as you're there.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Done!
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
# fix the size now please.
it's still fatter than a scouse chick in her thong about town,
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# you can stay.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Thank you for patience..
I lurk.. Don't normally post..
and as for the spelling, well I'm just a twunt. No excuses for that.
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# it's nice when someone actually takes on the advise of the /board
they may seem screamy shouty fuckers but they're quite nice really, and we've all made a hash of things at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I never screamed or shouted once.
and I made a lady laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Although I call myself a B3tan...
it's purely because of association, not participation. I find true b3tan scary and I don't normally post things that I come up with because I'm not very good at photoshop and somehow always manage to balls thing up. This time I remembered the width= code.. just didn't think about the image size when saving >_< I'm remember for next time!
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# 300kb
big as opposed to pixels big.
make it 75kb and all is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Pasanonic,
making arbitrary judgments the easy way ;D

LOLTOTTENHAM!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# lolfootball!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)
# LOL!
How do mister bawls?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
# how do!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
# I'm not familiar with the new Pasanonic
Call me a cunt to restore balance to the universe, quick!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
# he must still be buzzing
from UTD's 3-0 win against norwich on tues
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# I LIKE SPORT.
I LIKE THE RED TEAM.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Red team are cock.
You will die.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Bah! Go blue team!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# *glares*
fucking shitty linesman
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# there were two of them
last night.

keane's first attempt wasn't offside, neither was benayoun's
can't complain about atletico's being disallowed though

the ref was shit too "ooh, you've fallen over, have a free kick"
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# nothing worse than that theatrical shite
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# wasn't even theatrical though
Riera's booking was a bit harsh, but it was a dive. The Madrid players kept slipping and they'd get a free kick. No appeals, not theatrics, just wet ground
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# HTML scaling doesn't make the file smaller ;)
edit: fuck me, it just got bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Thank fuck!
I thought I was going mental :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)
# and now it's tastzy!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Bloody Polish immigrants and their unwanted cereal products
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Oh FFS!
A third time now!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# hahaha
the piss has been taken, returned, taken, returned and now there's a full on international piss supply chain in operation
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# haha 4th edit
So that'll be:

1x 297k
1x 299k
1x 108k
1x 48k

I'm writing up an invoice at the moment. Who shall I send it to?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)
# The fucking pope
the fucking sexy big hairy breasted pope smeared in vaseline selling nipple clamps outside of hull fishmarket.

that would be my suggestion

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# sent
cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# he appreciates all his fanmails
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Spacepope?!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Me too
I was wondering whether that was a two fingers up to us all.
Now that it's getting to silly proportions a mod will probably hopefully link it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Aye,
but it is too late anyway, it is already cached innit love!

How do?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# That's true
but it drills home the message and hopefully saves it happening again by that user.
I have been on B3ta more than usual these past couple of weeks and already I've had to buy another chunk of bandwidth (even then I am still capped on that).
3gb doesn't go far these days. It no longer allows me a full month on B3ta with the minimal of emails.
We can buy 3gb chunks at approx 25 GBP each (thank deity for small mercies) but we are only allowed to do that twice in a month. Then it's curtains until the end of the month.
Me? I am shitting myself. All my bills are paid in GB pounds. The rand has lost 33% of its value in the past few weeks and it's getting worse.
/woes
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# christ, that's badness
:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# EEP!
Poor Pot. I'll do my bit to help by keeping te file sizes down.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Try using GIF power instead of JPG
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# yes, but not in 3D
and also without the chav spelling. What do the contents say on the side (I probably daren't ask)
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)
# the ingredients are all normal
well, for industrially coalesced waste products sold as food :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
# at least
twice unfortunately
(#monkey is salt-trash through and through, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Nicely done,
but it is fucking massive and tasty is spelt thus :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# no, I'm pretty sure it's spelt tasty
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
# And shit!
Ning Discomeats! How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
# fucking shit
:D

I'm filled with hatred

how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
# I am ok.
I need a wee though and I cant be arsed to stand up and move.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# stand up and wiggle!
then you'll have to wee or face the consequences
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
# not necessarily
if he lines his trews with plastic, then pops a sponge down the front, he can wee where he sits without fear of pissy pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# ah, the classic nasa approved defecation mitten technique
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# i prefer defecation kitten
shit on a tabby, that's my motto.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# this makes me smile
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RyplX0RdtvU

blixa is way better than kylie.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# that video appears to be rather lacking in lovely ladies
how can that possibly be better than anything with kylie in it, are you mad????
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# it's blixa bargeld! he's better than kylie anyday!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
# i'll try it with the speakers on this time
only really interested in the vid' but ....
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)
# how is that 300k?!
Here, swap it for this 21k version www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1224797976/creditcrunch.gif
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# save for web
www.elated.com/articles/the-save-for-web-feature/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Ooh that's a good one
I generally just use it and use sliders willy nilly until it's reasonably sized and "not too shite".
Now I know what all those words mean :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
# see I can be cunty and educational :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)
# that's twice in two days
your reputation is shot to crap now, there's no going back.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# I'm balancing it out well
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# *learns*
No harm meant... honest
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# yay :)

*gold star*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# If I scale it back up I can almost read the ingredients
SOY PROTEIN ISOLATE, YELLOW CORN FLOUR,
RICE FLOUR, TAPIOCA STARCH, INJUN, PEA FIBER,
NATURAL HONEY, EVAPORATED CANE JUICE,
DEHYDRATED APPLE PIECES, CANOLA OIL, CINNAMON
POWDER, VANILLA EXTRACT, NATURAL FLAVORING,
BAKING POWDER, DOUBLE-ACTING LEAVENING AGENTS, FACE.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# hahaha
face
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Not sure about injun
think it might be insulin.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)
# I did that, it was the most exciting thing ever
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# more often than your mother.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Voting Soon


Click for biggery
(PagettyPol something something something, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# I don't know who that man is,
but it is an awesome piccy!

It reminds me of the old Soviet Posters, and this poster from Al Stewart:

www.alstewart.com/news/newsimages/webcat.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# it reminds me of The Fugees....one time!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Ah I see.
So it is one of their members, but not Lauren Hill or Wyclef Jean....

Or is it possibly Fugee-lite Will.I.Am?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)
# no,no,no
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omar_Little
may contain traces of spoilers for The Wire fans
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Oh I see.
I keep meaning to watch all of The Wire but I am shit and am currently watching Get Smart instead :(

/catching up on 60s TV blog
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
# I thought it looked like Wyclef Jean :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Racist! ;)
Thinking of that, it would be a great joke :D

Which I shall now make:

I was wondering why Wyclef Jean hadn't commented on the US election, but I guess that he is gone til november!

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=17cmBnziQw4

OK, it wasn't a good joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# This is not a monster....I strongly disapprove!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Don't worry
more monsters in tommorow.

Although saturdays may be a bit sketchy as I'm off on the razz tommorow
(PagettyPol something something something, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# law dictates tomorrow should be double monster Friday then
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# My Monster Skillz can't stretch to 2 a day
Although sunday may be a bumper day for doing so you never know
(PagettyPol something something something, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Votes
Omar.

scared not to.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Omar!
I like.
(geekboy Hillbilly., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Awesome!
(And kind of creepy... as I'm watching The Wire right now...)
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
[challenge entry]


www.m3essential.com/sarah nsfw!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# dude!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# That's the spirit. *clicks*
How are you fella? All well? be concise, I've not got all fucking night! ;)

Will you stick around a watch the baseball with me later?

edit:// tits out and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fucking A :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# The mare
riding a mare?
/surfer blog
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# hahahaha!
non surfing kitten


edit/ expect stuff for site, the temptation has been killing me, had to tone everything down so far.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# hahaha
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# It's a relief when a [c] is appropriate.
It's a bonus when it's also totally awsome (dude) ! ;)
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# ExTrEmE!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Pictures by the way.
Awesome. thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# ooh,so you're doing fake celebrity
nudes. Can I join in?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Class

/mmmm palin
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Hohoho!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Oh, and have a quick animash before I head off.
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# yays
some heal brush and a bit of blurring on the croc would have been wo as well. The lully Human Descent has some great tutorials on his site.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# I'll tell you for certain
that little bastard HATES lettuce.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# ^THIS^
He surely does...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Very nice!
In other news, I just discovered that there is a Kerry katona sex tape in existence.

*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# That's why mum has gone to iceland.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# *bokes again*
*avoids inbuilt inclination to download celeb sex tapes*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# why did you go and have to tell me that
it ain't all that, unsurprisingly
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Where did you find it?
MY GOD! WHY DID I ASK!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# It's what is commonly know as her
'music audition'

EDIT: Nighty 'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# g;night ghosty
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)
# listen frankie
you're just gonna have to write your own jokes, stop coming on B3ta in the hope you can nick some from here
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# haha.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# The only frankie I know who is a comedian
is Frankie Boyle, who is chuffing awesome!

But I know not to what joke you refer :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# that is him
on mock the week he always slips in at least one Katona joke
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Oh I see :D
Well I am flattered that you think I am as funny as him ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# think what you want darling
b3ta's a bitter pill to swallow when taken seriously
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
# LOL!
;)

Now cock off and donate ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
# i might do
soon, nearly at a zero bank balance, but heading off to the capital for the weekend

mebbe once i've a proper job
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)
# oo where
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# nsfw
www.morningstarr.co.uk/forum/starr-s/7582-kerry-katona-sex-tape.html
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# oh dear god.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# reaches for the mind bleach
damn you morbid curiosity
(#monkey is salt-trash through and through, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# hurray.
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# not in the least bit sexual
it's like that sex ed class in the meaning of life, but less attractive
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Oh how depressing.
These people.....
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)
# it's a strange way
to milk a cow.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# I dunno.
Maybe GSTQ will enlighten us :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# first reply to google search
i'm off liver for life now.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
# I thought she just fingered herself?
Well, what do i know eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# O Rly?
I havent seen it yet, but thanks to GSTQ I think I am about to.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# and who's that then?
oook then

*googles*

"her first memory was of her mother's attempted suicide. When she was very young she was placed in care and raised by four sets of foster parents."

Haha thank you, wikipedia, for that uplifting bit of information.
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# I never knew that,
but I actually feel a bit sorry for her now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Have one from me...


Edit: Discouflage?
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Talented buggers those terrapins....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Tom Waits
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# I did it my waaaaayyyyyy!
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# buh buh buh buh!! :D

shoob doobe doo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Bing Baby!
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Mustash bean dung?


inspired by RiffRaff's lemons... ooh err
(#monkey is salt-trash through and through, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Gaah!
The grape escape!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Grape envy?
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# eh?
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# hehehehe
not bitter at all
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# close
est yet
(#monkey is salt-trash through and through, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# sour then
didn't know there was a prize
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# yup
as your prize have a grape of your choice
(#monkey is salt-trash through and through, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# The Grapes
of WRATH?
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Gang grape?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# i think
i actually like this idea more
(#monkey is salt-trash through and through, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You are a nawtee! But I Love You ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# hahaha
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Filename?
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# by jove
i think he's got it
(#monkey is salt-trash through and through, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# and he's passing it on to everyone he meets
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# I do apologize most profusely
Sometimes I can't help myself.
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Grapes of wrath>?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Piss on my mind,
whydontya?
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# NOOOO
GRAPE PISS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# aka
Blue Nun
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Tell them to stop wineing
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# sour grapes?
edit: too late.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# be careful, lest you feel their wrath
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Meh

(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# ywah, that'll
er, yeah.

Woo!.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# how strange.
I think I like it
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Yays!
talking of which. Has ^foof^ gone off and got a life or something?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Lordy!
I haven't seen *foof* around in ages!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# She has forsaken us!
Forsaken us I tell ye!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# It's the bastard lovechild
of Heinz Wolff and Mr Stabby.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Silly corduroybeanpole.
Thom Yoke competition was weeks ago.

Is he The Snowman trying to flee the country?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Go for the burn!
Go for the carrot MAX!


Blah blah click it and make make it bigger to please the board nazi cunts (31KB)
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# *pleases*
but I'd prefer to be know as the board resistance.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# I had to have a word with Rob today.
it's out of order being insulted for being correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Yeah
And I think that it's unfair. I'm a cunt to everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# and being a drunken over opinionated cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# You're such a lovely person.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# yea and you can comment because you really know me..

pffh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# yup
*looks smug*

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# But you are in a position to comment on Pasanonic's personality?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# People, people, we're getting nowhere here!
Let's just all agree to hate each other!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# shut up you cunt!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
# *I can't here you*

as I have everyone on b3ta ignored and my friend Rob said I was right so there..bla bla bla
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# What did he say?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# That I'm right. But we can't be cunts to each other.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Really? Why not?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# don't know, he never actually said that.
( to be honest if I repeat what was said in a Gaz I might be accused of beating people over the head with it and i don't want to do that or to appear to be putting words in Robs mouth, or doing the 'Rob's my mate, he said this blah blah', you know?)
I'm just happy that I know his position on my main gripe in case it does hit the fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Agreed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# haha silly horses :)

I would have posted the big un....dunno what the alt text is about
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# This is very very very good.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Hehehe
Loverly
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# love it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# ^
and also the sarah palin thing...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# did i see you set up a site or something
devoted to the goddess palin?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# class
as per usual
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# I love this muchly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# That's great!
What's with the alt text?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# just another of my petty feuds
when people do the CFB thing and it links to a bigger version in their site, with adds on the page and all that self promoting shite it makes my fucking blood boil.
I won't name any names, but i will say "Oddfish".
That is all!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# aaaaw play nice! :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# i'd just prefer to be given the choice to go to his site
is b3tards too good for him?

just all a bit meh really, makes me anger!

If it was someone who's work was shite, you'd all complain like fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# the only thing I don't like is when Edworld...or somethin' posts his animations
and you have to click 3 different things just to get the bloody thing to play....I think he's changed it now though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# I bought pens
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That is 276½ types of ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Equine stax!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Yay!
When are you gonna put some of your pics onto T-Shirts? Or at least let me print them out to frame them :D

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# were you not going
to print my superhero boys stuff? Or was that someone else?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Yeah, I was actually!
But I got sidetracked with decorating my room I believe!

Do you have lovely versions?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
# probably. Somewhere.
I may have to reupload, or better still move to illustrator and save as an EPS file.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Bindun, soz
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# hahahahahaha
i just spat coffee over my legs and the dog's back you terrible cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# :P
Ed: Kudos on the pikcha also.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Nice!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
# I'm a little sorry about this
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Quck and dirt


bindun ?

Edit: oh.. fu...
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Ceci n'est pas extrême
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# ben oui c'est extreme
le cheval a un tattoo, et les tattoos sont tres extremes
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Oui,
C'est vrai.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# do you know there is an animal
called a Zorse? before today I did not know that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# I IZ ON LEVEL 25!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
This glees me muchly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# *withholds 10p*
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# hahahaha!
level 42 was always my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Well there was Something about you.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# so right baby
so right
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UgedLJbHH4g
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
# It runs in the family
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# He probably had lessons in love
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Level 42 were playing
in the same building as Tim Minchin when I saw him. I think I won that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# i think you took a wrong turn
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# you could be right
although....

edit/ inflatable you ftw
cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I'm sensing I've missed
the sarcasm, and for some reason I can't hear anything on youtube to judge.

edit:he was brilliant.
also uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Gaid72fqzNE
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# no sarcasm at all
genuinely made me chuckle, never heard of him before today. i thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# though I doubt you'll ever read this
I thought you were being sarcastic about Level42
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Top notch, Prodge.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# *biggest clicky EVAH*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Quick! Get the powerup and take out the level boss.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# yay
*bleep*
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# superlendid!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Hell yes :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Sk8r Grrl!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# What does the hat say lol
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Hats can't speak!!!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Speaker hats can!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Always with an answer
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Always with an edit.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
# I*heart*My
Trailer Park (or possibly traker)
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# What Jeru said.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# What's a traker?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# It is trailer silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Oh lol.
xXxmy_bad_lolxXx
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
# I heart my Trucker Pork
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# That could just be any Dixon post to be honest.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# lol sexual posts
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Now get your tackle out young man!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# I had some of those once.
Fucking timberyards.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
#
yards
lake
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# With a wooden post?
That would explain why he can't walk now.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# i heart my trailer park
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# That board may be a tad too small.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Silly Stan!
She has one for each hoof.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Ahh!
..hang on!
A female sk8ting???
I have never seen any female skateboarding in all my life!
Not even in the Seventies when it started!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# LAVIGNELOL!
;) Hence the filename ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Does she really skate,
or just shout into a mic about it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
# nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# A little late :<
(EarlGrey, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# icon challenge?
nice shooting...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# You con, yeah:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# A late compo entry where it wouldn't have fit in the other compo anyway
congrats :D

edit: It's in the Icon Challenge? hahahha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# It was a post challenge ironic post
.
(EarlGrey, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# oooooooh
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# hahaha, nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# sir


/this is why I need to practice my potatoshoppery. It took me several minutes to shop you some cayke.

And it's shite too. Hah, oh well.

Off to make big things look small...
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# "shop"
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Gah, I had this idea ages ago but never got around to doing it.
Well played sir, well played...
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Vector from movie Dance of the Dead

CFB (B actually means BIGGER this time. Not Blog. )
Although I do have a blog too that I'll be sticking this on soon when I get around to doing a writeup of the movie.
it's here http://trioxin.wordpress.com/
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Vertormagic, perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Very much no.
All hand done over 2ish days.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Cool

I think you may take that as a compliment: it very much looked computer generated. You have to put in a lot of effort for it to look like this.
unless you did use a sneaky program ;)™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# 340ish layers of handcramping.
I choose to take it as a compliment though.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Whoah Nelly!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# This is everso awesomely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Wow
That's really cool! *jealous*
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# wow
incredible work.

Also, have your personalized piece of cayke, you have earned it.

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# oooh
quim cake

sounds nourishing
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] I wish I could draw

Hot rod horse!
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# hot rod horse looks very angry!
but i like him/her
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# haha
looks good to me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# extreme to the MAX!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Hahaha
yes you can draw
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Awww
thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Ha ha ah!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# That's your Dad, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Very similar to mine, yes!!
When he was that age!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# I would have replied 8 minutes ago




















but it 's quite hygnoptic
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# *waits*
Ah, there he goes. Woo!

TJ: can anyone point me towards a good tutorial about how to photoshop a landscape to make it look all tiny and toy-like? Any help will be rewarded with cayke.
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# try this
recedinghairline.co.uk/tutorials/fakemodel/
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# That's the puppy

Pics in the tut aren't that great, but the technique is wonderfully explained
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Nicely Archie
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# gracias!
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# One cayke coming right up
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Cayke!
/eating choc-chip brioche with hot chocolate at the mo, so cayyyyyke will be a fine partner to it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# No, I can't help*



however that in itself is helpful


*expects cayke*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# aye, blur the top
and the bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Executive summary:
- use gradient mask
- use lens blur filter
- up the levels and/or contrast a bit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Actually this^
All the tutorials pointed my way last year were when I was still on PS7
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Tilt Shifting is what you're after.
www.good-tutorials.com/search/tutorials/all/shift?approved
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Thank you sirrah.
I suppose I owe you some cayke as well now, it's only fair.
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# there was one of them
used as the cover of The Game (Times supp) the other day, but the photographer used a tilt focus lens and sat in the most uncomfortable seat in wembley to get it
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Crazy Frog?

Nicely done there!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# mummy!
Oi! Did you give me your right address? I just had you get well soon card returned yesterday!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# No, I gave a fake address
Of course I gave my correct address! :D

When did you send it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Strangely
To your address. Are you sure that you left you discarded body parts there?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# *When* did you send it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# When did you body bits explode?
May?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# ummm, when was the London Bash?
It was a week before that
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Yeah I think it was the start of June when I sent it out.
I'll just blame you as it's easier.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# mm kay :D
Feel free to Gaz me about it :)

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# I will do!
And I'll write to my MP too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Have something irrelevent
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Oh Noes!
They has lost their zest for life!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)
# zest for life..sung to the tune of lust for life..thats what i have going on in my head
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# oh hai
you're like so cool and everything

just cos of the way you write your name
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Awesome!
I fucking heart Iggy pop!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# :D
Lemons!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)
# At least they aren't having a party :S
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Pfffffft
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# That two-faced bastard got just what he deserved

IMHO
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)
# hee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# ERP :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh no :(
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
Now, that's Lust for Life!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)
# RAD!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Those crazy
Dutch!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# *doesn't get involved*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# That is a hell of a lot of mayo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# it's not mayo.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
[challenge entry] man fat?
ps:
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Then it must be ....
GAAAH!

*voms*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# nobody
with a brain cell or a tongue in their head can think that mayo belongs on chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# or on anything. it's wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Mayo.
YUCK. YUCK. YUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# the belge
have the latter, but not the former, explains it all really
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# at least they can brew a half decent beer
I suppose
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
#
Fischer? though that was dutch

can't abide Stella, and am in no hurry to try the Pieterman
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# I bet you are thinking of Stella.
You do know that on the continent Stella is considered in much the same way as we would consider, Skol or carlsberg, ie cheap nasty shite?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# i dunno
i prefer carlsberg to fosters/carling

although i tend to drink heineken or grolsch these days, Star if i'm in a pub that sells it
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# heineken is the worst of the lot for me.
I prefer a premium lager, not to get me pissed I just think it's a more pleasant taste. I don't mind staropramen but I've yet to find a pub where you don't have to wait half an hour because it fobs like a bastard. Kronenbourg is my tipple of choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I like the taste of heineken
if you ever find yourself in Bristol then head to the Bristol Flyer, decent pint of Star, as well as several premium lagers

my main problem is when i ask for star and people give me a stella. weirdest was the other week when i asked for a coffee in one of the uni bars and they gave me a carling. decided fate wanted me to start drinking earlier than planned so i had it instead
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Well, i'm a Fosters person
I can drink twelve cans a night without getting smashed, and get up in the morning without a hangover

this would not be the case with anything stronger, such as the exports and hence why I don't drink them; guess I drink for a middling high
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Fosters is horrible.
But then I think so for the exact reasons that you like it...
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I drink Fosters so because it is my personal inebriation
being sober bores the fuck out of me at the end of the day, and i've never really enjoyed the smokey life; and don't like being utterly pissed, so Fosters is a nice mellow high through the evening

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)
# I don't mind fosters in the home.
and contrary to popular belief I'm not on the Stella 24/7.
I rarely drink fosters in the pub but then I don't believe they are the same drink ( as in the canned Fosters )
I'll even drink tinned Carling but I have been known to hammer a full case if I start on it at lunchtime.
Long night tonight, have to pace myself for the baseball. Just opened my first one and it is Carling.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Well, Jupiler and Maes aren't half bad either...
All I know is that the stella you get in Britain is brewed in Luton and tastes different. Don't like it too much, but it's generally the best affordable thing you can get on tap...

Then again I might be slightly biased as I lived in Belgium for several years.
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# clearly this is salad cream
or creme ala de saladdeoio
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Now that stuff
is disgustingly foul and surely the effluence of the devil's testes.

( it actually causes me to gag if I so much as smell it, which is odd, as I've stood amongst intestines and bowel splayed all over the road without a flinch )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# try a salad cream and sugar sandwich
its nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Yays! Lemon party!
EDIT: I can't either. I just started 28 years ago:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# haha the one on the top left looks utterly appalled
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# So would you if you'd found out that a tomato was a citrus fruit!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# oh noes! Poor Lemons
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Citrus abuse rocks
(I helped save b3ta! bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooooo
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(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# hhahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Snakes on a McCain
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I don't even want to know what the source is!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Cockpunching Motherfuckers III
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Steven Seagull
or Gibson possibly by the looks of things

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# I'm guessing
Kurt Russell.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# i was gonna put that
but thought three was too many.

does look like a very long/lo-tech go'a'uld
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Richard and Judy
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)
# It's
Jean Claude Van Damme from that movie where he had a mullet. No Mercy I think it was called.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# If you say so
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# I do
*flexes movie biceps*
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# you said "I do"
you're married to attila now!!!
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# arse...how much for the wife

anyone
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# it looks like the sort of thing Van Damme would do.
"look at me, I can punch a python, I can't be 5ft2 or wear shoe lifts. I'm hard, I punch snakes"

You'd not get a wild constrictor to move anything but it's tongue if it new you were within 40ft of it, let alone attack you. most wild pythons are usually quite handleable as long as you don't get the, just after a meal or whilst shedding.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Why is he punching his cock?

Is this another fetish I wasn't informed about?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# and why does he have a mullet?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# I
belive its hotshots or conga
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)

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