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# 4 minute doodle- 24/10/08


edit: tits, sorry Manley, didn't know anyone had posted since the seahorse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Fungus?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# He's in my heart, he's in my soul.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# He'll keep you warm when you grow old ...
*sways drunkenly*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# rod stewart?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# CLOSE, but no.
Captain Wow, pleased to meet you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Lovely.
But your handwriting is just scrawl ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# I know...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Yay for doodles!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Yay for Joliets.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I wish i could doodle like that.
anyway. TROUSERS LOCATED. home time. bye.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Bye then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# top sketchage, Cap'
with a furtive Tshirt too :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Furtive looks fairly annoyed...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# lovely.
is it suppose to be someone in particular? :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# A bit Fungus, a bit Ludo, a bit 'I'm attempting cow ears'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Goddamn I ADORE your handwriting. Could me and it be lovers, you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 4:33, archived)
# PLIOUITICS!"
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# I started off trying hard, with Palin as my muse,
But after I made this by mistake, I kind of lost heart:

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
What the shuddering fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# It's Schwarzenegger's hair.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Oh I see :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I was thinking Josef Fritzl's
Somehow I could tell it was Austrian

who is Mike meant to be? Looks like chump.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# mccain
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# ah of course
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You are proper Spaced out man!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# hahahahha!
edit - I must get that on DVD sometime
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Yes, yes you should!
I watched them all in the space of a couple of days while I was visiting a friend!

I forgot how much utter win it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I'm currently doing that with Blackbooks.... did series 1 last weekend, might watch 2 this weekend :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# This... is the good shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# This is.... excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Was
this the reason you couldn't come to the pub at lunchtime?
(Tinium, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Xtreme Seahorse Action


Dude...etc etc
(Morphology, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Pfft!
My Banoffee's are done :D



Edit: And I would like to point out that that is caramel on the top :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# SEND IN POST?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# No chance!
;) They are all for me :D

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I'll be your friend?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# If you wanna come round, you can have one :P
But you must bring me beers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# London is FAR.
When i go i will give you a gaz or something.
Save one! :P
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Pfft!
What if you come to the London bash in May, and I will make pies and cakes for everyone :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# NYOM x 24!
The one on the far left has a picture in it, doesn't it?

Reminds me of the time I killed and ate that rat after I'd caught my sister whoring herself out for smack on the streets of Mordor and then having that blackout.

THAT BLACKOUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Pfft!
No, no pics, just random caramel mash. It was the first time I had ever made caramel and I was very disappointed that none of my random shapes looked like cocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Whatever.
I've done it now and they're crying again.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........................
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Yep :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Diddy Banoffee!
Now why didn't I think of that? Make individual ones so you don't have the palaver of trying to cut the bastard up when serving it!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Aye, this was partially my thinking.
But I was in fear of Fail to the power of 4 if they went wrong :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Are those small ramikins(sp?)
Or really deep banoffees? Scale is a bit tricky in that photo.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Aye, they are.
The clear Ramikins I added a bit much biscuit to.

But they are super buttery so it isn't utter fail ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# They look great, just as they are
*wants*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# send me them!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# hahaha!
i can see your COCK in the toaster!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# You can see my cock in your minds eye dear boy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# i had to fuck a seahorse once.....
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I hate it when that happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# well,
i didn't have to...

EDIT: and i've just noticed a space themed post up there, from where i adapted the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Front entrance...
...or tradesmans?
(Morphology, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# both, and the baby pouch. it was horrible............
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# you were paid like everyone else buddy
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# gnarly
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Sad, but true
(webmeister is ready for the pub, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Well I am clearly not suffering from the recession
as I smell of whiskey :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# you're the resident famous grouse of b3ta...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Pfft!
How do Archibald?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# I be fine, squire, and thee?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Not too shabby :D
www.b3ta.com/board/8868660
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# mmmmm, yum
did you do that thing where you boil a can of condensed milk for a few hours?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# I actually did a slight cheat way,
I just cooked it out of the can for a few minutes :D

However, this was practice for tomorrow when I will be making a big one in the traditional manner. Hopefully without doing my mum fail and leaving it unattended and forgotten about for a long time resulting in Toffee kitchen!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# By Calvin
Decline?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# recession?
i'm getting offered credit left and right all the time, i'm a student and i'm struggling to pay off bills... oh
woo to your pic
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# OOh I say...
gizza can! Have a WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# very nice sir
NUTS?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# "look you fucking retards,a giant egg,i want you to build giant fucking EGGS!!!"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Bad rabbits FTW!


CFC
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# For some inexplicable reason
scrolling past that made me see 'The Adventures of Hemel Hempstead'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Bwaaahahahahahaha ...
*wraps cloak around self*

*disappears*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha.
Proper good. *clickety*
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# This is the funniest thing
presently on Earth. It was funny when I took it for Stonehenge. Then doubly funny when I realized it's Easter Island. The funny exploded and now my neighbors think I'm the loon.
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I call this "Chavs Atop a Skyscaper"


(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# *kicks girder*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# *joins in*
*fires up anglegrinder*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Brilliant!
The only thing that could possibly make it better is some animated gob dropping on the unfortunates below.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# *takes all the credit*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# hahahha! Top 'shoppage!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I call it an opportunity
please animate with girder falling
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# fucking top stuff
i was trying to think of something to do with them little dirty chavs but just couldnt get it *click*,i bet they are about to spit golliers down too
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# burtontastic
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# haha!
well done.

*readies giant pugel stick*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# that's some top shoppin' right there :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I can just imagine them spitting on passers-by.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# i call that "fucks who need to fall"
that'd be a damn good way to raise the average IQ
(Argentum, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# i like this
and would like it hung on my bathroom wall..
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# haha nice
*gets cutting torch*
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# I like this, except it's unlikely they're up there doing work like the original guys,
I think it would work much better for me like this though:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# BBC website promoting Kunt & The Gang?
On the BBC website now...

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7688705.stm

The image they're using (in case it gets taken down) is this...

(McDingo, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# haha poss better on /links,
but the irony of them using this image in a story about incorrect censorship is too tasty to miss.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Oops..
and you're right. Should've used the links board.
(McDingo, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# no worries, it's no expressly forbidden, just frowned upon by most
DO NOT DELETE THE THREAD - THAT IS FORBIDDEN
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# HAHA
I *heart* Kunt and the Gang
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Damn, they've pulled Kunt
I hope the person behind the original didn't get in trouble, it was sweeeeeeeeeeet.
Me and my fair Fanny have let Kunt know BTW.
Damn but we're hip.
(BritSwedeGuy, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] extreme talking horse
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# HAHAHAH! good lord, that awesome :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# hahaha!
lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# ultimate win
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# You always have to go one better dont you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# I assure you it's intentionally unintentional!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Marvellous
TJ - sorry, but does anyone know anything about guitar hero for WII? does it matter if its III or IV?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# i know you should avoid the blue and white guitar controllers
as they like to leak battery acid all over your hands.....

(not sure what you mean by "does it matter if its III or IV?"
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Its for my son
he's ten and says there two version other than that im utterly at a loss. prefer to get him a real geetar
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# i think (but could be wrong)
III is just the guitar
IV has the drums and microphone ala Rock Band (it's called Guitar Hero World Tour rather than GH4)

other than that the only difference would be the track listings
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# get him a real guitar. He may be disappointed he didnt get teh game now,
but when he is 18 and a guitar playing god as a result, he'll be very thankful!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# ^ this ^
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I would wait until he decides he wants to play the guitar
instead of forcing it upon him. Try and encourage him, sure, but make him think it is his decision.

If he is not keen enough to practise, then he won't get very far. if you force him to practice, then he will just resent it and won't enjoy playing (which is the point of learning).

I speak as somebody who teaches guitar and has at least one student who clearly is not interested, but has a pushy mum.

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Everybody with children sould have
a guitar in the house. Nothing fancy just an acoustic with a slim neck of the sort you can pick up for £30.
If it sits in a cupboard for years then no hardship, but if someone decides to pick it up then you never know what will happen.
Personally I won't have guitar hero in the house. I think it is a ridiculous item and has nothing to do with music or playing guitar.

My nephew has it, however he also has guitars, two acoustic and an electric and takes lessons in classical guitar. He certainly does not confuse the two things as being the same species.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# There are two Guitar hero games out for the Wii right now
Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock and Guitar Hero: Aerosmith. Both are pretty much the same, with the exception of the songs.

However a new version of Guitar Hero is coming out (For all consoles) called Guitar Hero: World Tour, in a couple of weeks - it will have full band capabilities like Rock Band and you can buy it with the drum kit and microphone as well as the guitar.

I am guessing he wants the new one.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# its so confusing...
fuck me thats expensive! the full monty £149

I cant keep selling my arse, cheers for the help

/birthday scrooge blog
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Marvellous
*clicklemus clickleby*
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Put an old glass on it - should work:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Pfft!
What a Cham-ois!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Wash what you're saying ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# We will cloth over these puns....
/Jonathon Ross blog
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Indeed - it would appear we've polished them off.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
But its only the letter r he has trouble with :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I realised that as soon as I posted it,
but I couldnt think of a famous person with a lisp!

Oooh! Jamie Oliver maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# hee hee!
You'll clean up with that idea!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Reminds me of this
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Yeah
But mine has far less quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# thats why its win
less quality = teh quality.
(waxdart hello., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Non PC...
(Morphology, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# F.A.B!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Romeo and Juliet are dead.

Click for biggegereer.

Hooray! It should always have ended that way!

I started the rewrite of Romeo & Juliet 15 months ago, and it's finally done! It's like a time machine, but for comics... ),

Click here to vote for this comic, or McCain will win.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# hahahahaha, that is the perfect ending :D
a top series, sir!

I'm looking forward to the next shakespearian epic! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
When are we gonna get Hamlet? or Macbeth?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I was considering The Tempest.
It's long been a favourite of mine. I'll be taking a break from doing a series for a little while though, to give me a bit of a break. These often take a couple of hours each to draw (it doesn't show either, which is a pity!) so I'm going to try for quick stuff for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Fair enough.
Well I think it does show as they are ace!

Woo on The Tempest. I did it at school, but it was so long ago now :D I must read some shakespeare again.

I went to see A Comedy of Errors at The Globe a couple of years ago! It was wonderful :F
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# I do like that one.
Right, back to ork for me. See ya everyone, thanks for the nice words!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# there should have been more zombies
in Shakespeare. I approve of this.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# much kudos good sir!
congrats on finishing the master piece
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Thanks :)
Although I'm hoping my novel might be the masterpiece... Now all I need to do is use some of my freed up time to finish the synopsis and send it out to agents!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# FUCK YOU!
I AM NOW HAPPY TOO! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# I am very happy.
I'm about to make pancakes with Ben and Jerrys.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# ...penises
PFFT!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Awesome!
I am just about to finish making my banoffe pies now I have cream :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# AWESOME.
I haven't had banoffee pie in ages :D

I want some now :(

But I have 3 tubs of pineapple sorbet with passionfruit swirly bits :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Sweet!
Well I have just made 4 of them.

Sadly they are individual ones :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# this is the product of an unhappy mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Monkdagola must be sad then.
We share a consciousness.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Is that inc. vat and delivery?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Inc. VAT, delivery from Chile subject to weight.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# poo.
It's going to be expensive from chile.

I was going to order 8 sets and make them into a nice rockery.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
# make sure he marks it as "gift" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Somewhere in there I saw skugosaur.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
# For some reason, I can't remember what he looks like, so I guessed.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Oh,
you are little and greeeen,
and you have a little haaand,
and I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# *sets as wallpaper*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Woo :D
loving this :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Yes Please
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
# GO GO GADGET MECHAHITLER.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Lovely. I'll take a dozen.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
# can you giftwrap it please?
top stuff, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I would like to order twelvty.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# :D i want some.
I'm trying to go home. i can't find my trousers though /._.\
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# You little pimp.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I folded them and put them near the bed!
now they are not.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I would have sold them for drugs by now.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# That would explain the bag of white powder.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I like the one on the right
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# 'SOUP
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Homage to Lambkin...
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# will they be delivered
in time for Christmas? Ace stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Ooo!
Can I have the one in the middle please? It looks happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# i'll take 8!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# FINALLY, I'M A CRAFTY CONSUMER.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# *pays £2*
/joys
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Extreme horses were quickly banned from racing...

Visit terrible blog here for bigger version and other stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# hahahha, that's outstandingly extreme :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# It's because everyone realised that the horsebutts could overpower us.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# they all died.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# I especially love the last one
you talented bugger
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# hahaha
extreme pulse jet horse!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# hee hee!
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Nicely done

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
# hahaha!
very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] "stamp on it you scrawney little feck!".....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# woo!
needs to animate
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I was going to
but it turned out too crap.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# harharhar
ADIKSHUNLOLZZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Shit!
Is that the time!! I spent far too long on that and now have to run.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Which gives me the opportunity to pea-roast this:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# In that case....
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Despite his extremes, the plea for more oats would fall on deaf ears
(I helped save b3ta! Furrymeatloaf 's name is a killing word, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# some of those that work forces
are the same that burn horses
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# FUCK YOU I WON'T TIDY MY BEDROOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# I AM GOING TO SUE B3TA FOR THIS HURTFUL RACISM AGAINS AUSTRALIANS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# This reminds me of when I got in trouble in History class.
We were doing the Vietnam and even before the advent of public net I was a b3tard. The teacher didn't like the fact that when I should have written, 'Buddist sets light to self in protest' I put 'Anual Buddist barbie'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# O HAI B3TA
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# OH GOD
How disturbingly brilliant is this?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# jeesus christ!
*swings cricket-bat-with-nails-through-the-end*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# that made me jump as i scrolled down
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Arghhh!
Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Hello b3ta
Please, have my dirty spang.



CFReadable
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Ris?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Rum For The Hills
Rum Fooor Yooour Wife!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I Rum Maiden
Rum For the Hills
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# rum rum rum-de-rum
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# rum to the hills
rum for your life

(the bottom of the bottle says "Pennine addition"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# The Pennines are hills over there ->
If you look really closely there's a very subtle shop of the words at the bottom ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# "Rum for your liiiiiife"!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# hahhah,ooooh, SSSPPPAAANNNGGG!!!
tj: and those feckers in Starbucks gave me the wrong thing. Anyone want a belgium chocolate brownie?

edit: as more than one person has put in a bid for it, I guess I better eat it myself. Please don't be disappointed, just feel good about yourselves as you revel in the fact that I don't have the belgium chocolate cornflake square I asked for
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# yes please!
gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme...



(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I'll mail it to you, but I need to take a special deposit for the release fee,
could you send me your bank sort code and account number?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# OK
Sort code is *whispers* 123 125

and account is 1053568658
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# no ta,
last time I munched a brownie, the police got involved.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# You are Hugh Grant, AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha!
nawty!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!!!!!!
*raises hand franticly*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Go back and complain!
After eating it, of course
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# That
stuff is the absolute fucking bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo pearoast from history...
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
# huzzah!
*waves top hat over head*

*but in a very slightly disapproving-of-pearoast-in-new-thread way*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# NO!
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# This is gorgeous
Sorry, erm, rah rah rah pearoast bad kill kill kill.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# This
nawty A!


'lo sir!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
#
ello matey...

new thread apologies dreadful horror so...

I get about 15 minutes a week to lurk, so sometimes the whims of the board may pass one by un-noticed.

As I say, apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# there's my favourite rollercoaster
next to the blue water
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Geldings need not apply.

CFM

Yes, it's RPF Zoot, but fuck you b3ta, I need attention.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# S?
I don't get it
/obvious
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# attention hore
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)

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