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[challenge entry] more of the same........


If it's NSFW tell me...

previous efforts here and here.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# THREAD DELETION ALARM!
WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Eh?
Where?

Edit: Scrolls down! Ah! I see!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
# one of my last acts
was to link my picture to the deleted thread for some unknown reason. I am now tucked up in bed.

edit no I didn't just pretend I didnt' say that
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)
# these are the only reasons I might find Sarah Palin attractive
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)
# nice one
oddly i too was working on a saucy palin pic still trawling through sauce images, it's such a bind having to spend hours looking at semi clad women
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)
# very good
send a message to m3essential if you want them in here:
www.m3essential.com/sarah/gallery/
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Scuse me while I whip *this* out
Seems to me, the white folks is under-represented in 'shops of this here movie.



"Here, sir; play with this."
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Pfft!
*hardens*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# clicks
what a lively blouse your wearing mz palin
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# bazooms!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# heheh
this was done but not at such resolutions
woo
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# HAHAHA
'Hello boys I love you'

'Think of your secretary....'
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Best one yet!
Night folks
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Hahaha
You made them seem like two gormless idiots.
Oh, wait...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# apparently RSA
have annexed Spain. my orange claims to be from valencia in SA
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
# *scratches head*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# wibble
so called cos of where it originates. apparently now being grown in RSA as well as spain. wibble

i might be talking to the wrong person.

this is what happens when i don't take my meds
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
# No you aren't
I am in South Africa.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
# ha ha bindun
but mines shite, waste of my 3 mins effort...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)
# hurrumph!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)
# top work, that man!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# haha!
classic :-)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# It's Hedley
.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 7:50, archived)
# Baa Woof Bzzz Woof Bark Baaa

They get excited by batteries
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# hAHA,
i LIKE YOUR STYLE

/SHIT CAPSLOCK!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Yeah,
much worse than that good capslock ;)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Don't get me started on Dogs!
:D

Woo!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Why?
Whats wrong with doggies?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Nothing really,
apart from the fact I am dog sitting at the moment, and it is a dog who hates loud noises. And with the twats being able to buy Fireworks left right and centre, he is constantly going mental!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Aww, I miss my doggies :(
Havnt seen them since june
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)
# The dog I am looking after is awesome.
He is something like a cross between a Kerry Blue and an Irish Setter and a Deer. He is so lovely, but he is a pain with all his mental barking :D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Ive got 3, one irish setter, an english springer, and one thats a little runt cross between god knows and is an annoying little shit
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
# hmm
time to take that bra off your head and tell june to stop throwing braaaa's.

edit : and on that note i have started being weird again so i will go to sleep bids ye all gnite
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
# pfffft
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
# This should have a follow up scene, of the sheep firing lasers,
or rockets,
or laser rockets.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# I like this
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# can't they just be friends?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Hahaha.
Nicely.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Very good!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I thought you had died or something ;)
How do sire?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# This is ace :D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# yay
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# wraaaaarg you swine!!!!!

edit :
click for umm not bigger anymore it was
resized... so click for, suspense.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# PUT IT BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM
THIS SHOULD BE IN ACII OR SOMETHING
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Woo
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# I was in such a rush
your too kind
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# MAD MADAME MIM
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# hahaahah
this!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# MAMA!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Bit crude for me, but gosh she's pretty.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Mmm. saw her first in a Voyager episode. she has a weird smile.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Voyager? Pretty AND a geek.
Mmmmmmmmm.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Pretty obvious, I know.
Anyway, listening to Monster Mash on the radio has got me all Hellowe'en-y, so I made:



Tis Count Spatula, or Vlad Spatul, or Spat, or Sp. Depending on how well you know him.

PS I don't know how to optimise in Paint, so apologies for file size.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Nospatulatu.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Nos-spatula-tu?
As in Nosferatu? Anyone? Bah I'm wasted on you people.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# use this one


I LIKE IT, IT IS SEASONAL
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# He's only 9k over the new limit.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# huh?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Read the FAQ noob ;)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# I was only posting mine for comedy compression

:(
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Yeah I know.
I wasn't having a go at you silly!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# or should you say 'Bloop'?!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# *Quotes like a good boy*
For file size, 50k has always been a good target for a still image, but anything up to 100KB is acceptable. Likewise, animated gifs should be kept as small as possible, but never exceed 400 KB. Please do your best to optimise your work where appropriate, as some users still use dialup. A good joke won't be spoiled by a slightly lower quality image.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# I tried a good joke by posting a very low quality image
but it went over everyone's heads

never mind
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# No it didnt.
And it was just that the FAQ was changed this week.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I know that
I read it each night before I go to bed.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I've never read it in it's entirety.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Flout your intellectual superiority!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# consider yourself flouted!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Or maybe even flaunt it.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# This would make more sense.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Bloody hell...
Nice optimisationalising!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# glad someone liked it
:D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Tell him to get up off his handle!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# making it
slightly smaller would've been enough to knock off that 9kb
but you may as well leave it now as 109kb is better than 200
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Use this
Linky - edit your post.

In fairness you're not massively over :)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# It's already cached now. So putting up a new picture would make it 209kb
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Fair point
Wasn't thinking
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# I just got back from the shop
*MY MAC IS DYING* ;)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# it's not cached
for people yet to load the page
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Also true
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# So 109k for new loaders is less still less of a bandwidth strain than 209 for older ones.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# We all clicked to check Trelly's optimization skills anyway.
;P
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# You all clicked hoping for an early milestone post
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Yay 400+ a few to go!!
:D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# So tomorrow or the day after then....
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# No it's not.
*Doesn't cache anything because he has teh large interwebs*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# So its YOU using up all the interwebs!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Marvellous.



(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# It's not that large
but apologising because you don't know how to do something does not make it OK when you go ahead and post it anyway. You should consider learning in case you make another image you can't optimise.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Use this in future, after you've saved your image.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# It's 9k ffs.
Bombarding him with optimisation tips is just going to overwhelm the poor sod and put him off.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# It's worth trying to help though
Most of the time
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
I didn't even look at it to be honest, he said he didn't know how to optimize.

:D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# i think most people
have been quite nice about this, pasanonic has a good point though, and the b3ta uploader automatically slims down images so if he uses that next time then no fuss :D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# The only draw back to that, when I last used it
Is if you repost from there it won't be shrunken anymore.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# they've fixed that
this week

apparently CR3 has added the thumbnail code as well as the normal code
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Result!
I might have to switch over, my b3tards is in an awful mess.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# that has been fixed by request.
When you go back to my images. any image you uploaded with a click for bigger now generates the same code as when you first posted.
So basically you can repost the code and have it just like the first time.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# That makes me happy
I'm going to try it out now.
:D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Well done
You are the first person to fail to optimise in the new filesize restrictions. You go down in fail history.

EDIT: If you didn't know how to optimise why post gimptard?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# *Hands riverghost a kitten*
Calm down, breathe. Think of a still ocean, a tropical island... the HURRICANE AND THE RESULTING TSUNAMI WIPING IT OUT OF EXISTENCE!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Thank you
I have, however, drowned your kitten.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# That's alright, I have a sack of them.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
#
Click for bigger

Edit:// Just another stunt to see how much more upset you can cause? You thread deleting cunt?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
# now rip that kitten's head off
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Well it sorta came off
when gagging on my cock. How was I to know it was the wrong sorta pussy!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Oh and Gonzo of course.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# OK
Not even good enough to be the most epic of epic fails:P
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# It's okay /board.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# favourited
although i do wonder what this would sound like with the star trek fight music
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# *tests*
The start bit up until the people start appearing is really sinister, then bankers skipping and hiding behind pillars tends to ruin it somewhat.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Does he win the wooden spoon?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Or perhaps if these things are so strictly enforced, the site should code it in to disallow images over a certain size?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# haha nicely
Use paint.net and when you save it gives you the option to reduce filesize
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Nice.
Do I get points for noticing the Eddie Izzard reference?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# It's evolving...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Is that last
An expression of his desire, or her hygenic attitude?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)
# hahahaha
he should break her toes, that'd learn her
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# This
Fucking bitch. BITCH. BITCH!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)
# And why is it always the blokey type giving the foot massage
under flippant promise of the favour being returned?!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# women are shit at footmassages
and most blokes would prefer to be wanked off than have their feet messed with
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I'm not most blokes.
The only long term relationships I've been in, on reflection, have given damn good footjobs massages.
But that then speaks volumes about their other talents.
It's just guys just generally don't give foot massages with their tongues:P
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Maybe try Cockweasle, he said he likes doing that.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)
#
tongue caustic soda and a week old newspaper.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Some men like to be wanked off BY feet, in an odd twist.
I didn't see THAT coming, I can tell you.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# This woman is a trained reflexologist
I give damn good foot massages
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)
# That's just what i need!



(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Also qualified in swedish, aromatherapy and indian head massage
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# What if I wanted a head massage though?
Not being Indian and that?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# You got cash?
Or toffee crisp bars?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# pay her in Rand
she'll never notice
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Mrs T
I have a shop load of confectionary, a heaving stock room and a 40ft container docking tomorrow.
I think I can accommodate your every confectionary-related desire :)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# i'm too ticklish
to want foot massages, but i got proposed to once after giving a girl one.

they're in my arsenal of attack
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# I tried to do that!
Well, twist her foot.

And have her screaming.

She will get her cumuppence(s).....
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Hehehe
She's no Windy Mountains!
:D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# WINDY MOUNTIANTOPS
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# next bond girl
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# MOUNTAINTOPS OF SOLACE?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# question of sportish
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)
# *shrinks*
Sorry!
:s
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Any idea what it's like to have the wind rushing through your hair George?
*PAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPP*

He has
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# splended!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love you Stan :D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# That's an Ijoy 100
or maybe a 110.

Do I win?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# oh dear
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Out of work at Christmas? with all those kids to feed? won't somebody help?!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)
# *waits for appearance in Daily Mail*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)
# *this*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Good enough?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# WIN WIN WIN
*pays out coins*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)
# RIS?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Paul Dacre is the Editor of The Mail:P
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Ahhhh!
Hahahahaha
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)
# i take back some of what i said earlier
this is actually rather good, i will admit i originally thought you were whining about the challenge. i beg your forgiveness. still think you're a lanky tosser though
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)
# I'm a tosser?!
i happen to know I've been laid far more recently than you have!

EDIT: And it was actually a concern that compos seem to be just a concentration of marketable shops.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# i know, he's a good mate of mine.
nearly 7 years of celibacy, 2012 shot putt gold is mine.

edit/ bigger size and quality fp won't do that cause any harm.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)
# 3 days:P
And I wasn't flying solo:P

It's like that spoilt OH&S record sign:P
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Google the username, Luke.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# These aren't the googles you're looking for.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# in other news, spot the difference time, do i have to spell it out?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
THAT MEANS SHE WILL NOT GO AWAY!
MAKE HER GO AWAY!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)
# oh yeh the article is bloody scary too.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)
# so, 2012, WW3
:D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)
# isnt that the date set for switching off the internet?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)
# maybe
but now it's definate, we all doomed
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)
# It's the date for
switching off the Mayans
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# *adds small print* ;)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)
# *giggles*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice touch.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Hahahah, but you shouldn't have pointed it out.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Pfffft!
Nice
:D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)
# HARDLY!!!
Unless he's credited up to fuck!

Woo though!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Clearly he's going to be ok, as the lovely Jane is surely minted from all her XFiles books and film stuff
but I do feel 12 weeks off work with no pay a little harsh for someone who probably would have been helping outy on Children in Need
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Indeed.
Who will review our films too!!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)
# that genuinely annoys me, he's damn good when he's serious
and not letching over pretty girls - although that makes me laugh sometimes too - in how old he appears when doing so :D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# *Quickly shops Steptoe into Friday Night with*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)
# barry norman
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Okay: who will review the non-serious movies? :)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# He's on £6 million a year isn't he? 12 weeks won't even dent him.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# no, I think you're missing the point that this is a joke
and not a serious charitable attempt to collect some money for him.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Agreed
He makes a million in three months? He has absolutely no right to complain.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Hahaha
Once again, my friend, you've pwned teh interwebbery!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# bwilliant
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# In need of a good washing out of his mouth with soap and water?
/bring back corporal punishment blog


Also: Woo, Sir.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# would have been a far more fitting punishment for the pair of them
and they'd have probably seen the joke in that too
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# hahahahaha!
splendid, did they give him the boot then?

edit/just suspended oh well.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# For 12 weeks
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# He's been suspended.
For 12 weeks, no pay.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Marvellous!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# in better news. lesley douglas resigns from bbc radio.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)
# I have no idea what she does other than is head honcho at BBC2
they have damn good programming on BBC2, so I would have thought this is a mistake
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# she is the one responsible for changing bbc 6 music from an alternative music station
into a station that would appeal to women who dont like music. by hiring george lamb, pete tong, wes butters etc.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)
# oh, I didn't know they'd done that, burn the witch!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)
# radio 2
and roo to the pic!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Bloody hell,
And I thought our country had a lot of easily outraged old fogeys...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Yay
reposty time
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Silly Toasty
Tag it!
That will go viral any minute now.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# it is
check the tie ;)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# haha!
noice!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# top praise from you sir
thank you very much :)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry] He's McLovin' it!

cfb


*double checks FAQ*
*posts*
Edit: Reduces file size for smoother running of board.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Arf Arf!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Did I see Obama in this earlier?
Damn board's gone so fast today
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)
# No, that was the old Prince one.
It bloody has hasn't it!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Well as long as I didn't dream a dolphin shagging a human anim
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# No you definately didn't
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)
# What about the tiger having pumpkinsex?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)
# While I accept that bigger files are ok due to broadband and all that
that didn't half load slowly and spoil the fun :(
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)
# I thought that too
I felt dirty posting in too!

I shall edit.
:)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# no don't, it ain't broke and it's loaded now, cr3's ace code means it's reload safe!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)
# But not his:P
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# I dunno, I agree.
It would be a nightmare if every pic was like that.
I've shrunk it now to 63 colours and there's no big difference really.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# you big lovely
*hands out B3ta gummy sweets in honour*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# hehehehe!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)
# hehehe
*loves*
*clicks* :D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# :D
Thank you!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] How does that make him feel?


We should all feel that way sometimes.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Damn, I was distracted up there but feel I ought to post, even though late, and say
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# :D
OooH almost time for 'dead set'!!

Ta!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Uh uh uh!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Oh no you di'n't.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)
# i cannot believ i am asking thi but....
i need link to two girls one cup, tubgirl etc

i have a GF whose never seen it...
I dont ever need to see it again but sort us out.

why why why :/

oh and TJ becaue i know you'd love it
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)
# google rationed
in your neck of the woods then?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)
# i just get loads of other links
she spoofs.

i refuse to look. once is enough

*masterbates
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Of course, it's for your "girlfriend"
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Oh God
I hadn't thought/

I am going out with a perv... and she isnt even on B3ta...

help!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Of course you are
But she's always working or away or ill when people ask to meet her, right?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# On a vaguely related matter.
Is there such a thing as a 'blocklist' feature for firefox, that would alter the links to a list of sites like rickroll, ilovehorses, 2g1c, tubgirl, meatspin, etc, etc. so that they were a different colour.

?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)
# That would take the fun out of the internet.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)
# What do you mean? The internets are serious business!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# maybe you could get some proxy to do some sort of crazyness
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# I suppose that would be even better.
I really meant the simplest solution of matching the url to a list of blocked ones. That's probably what adblock is though, so maybe nevermind.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)
# there is one for ilovehorses
for greaseonkey, i believe
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Yeah, download it here
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# https://addons.mozilla.org
Ha! there's one called "leechblock" that lets you block yourself from sites like, well, b3ta that waste your own time :D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# ahh simply
visit all those sites and the link will change to purple.

PRESTO problem solved without addons!!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)
# there is a styles add on
someone added on a style for b3ta which turns all horse links pink
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)
# if you know the names the URLS will follow
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# You C and P'std you favourites list
AICMFP
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# yeah
i forgot
www.ladyboygold.com

d'oh!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Perfect timing!
Your post popped up as Mc Hammer's "U Can't Touch This" was on the telly... (Argos advert)

(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Thanks all
she has learnt what the internet is for..

dear fuck she has a stomach like iron. She is laughing as i type.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)
# hello!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)
# HELLO CLOUDPEOPLE.
YOU WILL GET ALL DIZZY DOING THAT AND SICK UP A RAINBOW.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:31, archived)
# that's beautiful, man, let's all sit around a campfire playing guitars and sicking rainbows
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)
# HURURGHH HOORRRK
URGH.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)
# yeah
*plucks guitar*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# been there, done that
got the psychiatric report.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)
# I've never had a psychiatric report
which is odd

edit: well, I've never received one :D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# *RAINBOKES*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)
# cosmic!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Konichiwa
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)
# If God was a twiglet and made man in his own image!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)
# nomnomnomnom
cannibalism would be far more popular.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Norman Tebbit
AICMFP
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)
# I've a bike
he can borrow.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Down with this sort of thing.
You talented people are making the rest of us look bad.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Sorry, I shall throw away my pencils forthwith!!
 
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Revolving cloud is revolving.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)
# WINDY MOUNTAINTOPS

ACTUALLY THAT SOUNDS LIKE A NAME TO ME. WINDY, WINDY MOUNTAINTOPS.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)
# aaarg my fig leaf!!!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Dont worry.
Look, here comes another one.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)
# I bloody love your doodles
*click*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)
# FINISH YOUR WEBSITE
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Its going down next week.
I cant afford the renewal :(
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Poooo
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)
# OUR SAVIOUR
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)
# His themetune is AWESOME.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)
# WIIIINDYYYY, OH WINDY MOUN-TAIN-TOPS!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Nice alt text.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)
# SHHHHH!
ITS SECRET.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Leeevus Chriiist
Souper star!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:26, archived)
# You forced my hand.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)
# I can't see a river!:O
woo
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)
# I had to resort to youtube to get the right kind of thing in my head.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)
# ok
why was there a link on that page for this?
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4lnZWd4GJxI&feature=dir
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Yean but still no
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)
# PUUUURPLE Link.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# abraham lincoln in his superhero disguise battles the deadly "leaf-man" to victory
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Woo!
Whoooooo. Whoosh.
Edit: a question about hot water bottles. These always carry a warning saying "do not fill with boiling water". Is this:
a) because boiling water will eventually destroy the rubber somehow - in which case I will stop doing it
or
b) because one day I will have a spastic hand movement and squeeze the bottle while filling it and squirt boiling water all over myself. Which is a risk I can tolerate, impetuous fool that I am.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)
# I suspect both.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Both reasons, but also because, like the mogwai, hot water bottles turn into monsters if you don't follow instructions!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)
# does that mean my water bottle will soon start making acclaimed quiet/loud post rock ?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Yes, yes it will.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)
# i can put up with that
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Boiling water will burn you.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Balls, they never get satisfyingly hot unless you use boiling water
or preferably superheated steam.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)
# i bought one yesterday and was wondering the same today
i suspect it must be health/safety thing rather than it ruining the bottle.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)
# I've found out it's a legal standard, BS 1970:2006
and standards documents aren't given away free, and are only held in certain libraries. If I want to read BS 1970:2006 (Hot water bottles manufactured from rubber and PVC) in the hopes of discovering the reasoning behind it, I have to pay £80, or worse, go to Stoke on Trent.
Guess I'll just burn myself with boiling water, it's the best of the available options.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Distant cousin of Windy Miller
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)
# I shan't...
unless you want me to
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)
# As I have no idea what you're on about
Go for it
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Sorry I forgot!!!
I was gonna roast a pea!!

(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Is that a whale?
On mutherfucking stilts?
Are you stood on his blowhole?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)
# MOUNTAINTOP
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)
# GOOD FOR THE LIVER.
woo!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Pffft.
Wind.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)
# It sounds like a pornstar name!
Maybe some big ole woman who farts a lot.
Woo
:)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)
# URGH.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# and why not

because its wrong thats why not!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)
# i was so hoping that was john cleese
do it again.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:22, archived)
# I didnt come here for an argument
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)
# so less of the backchat and just get on with it then.
also arf!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)
# ok
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)
# hehehe
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Madonna?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)
# no i payed for it
yours in the sheesh kebab.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:24, archived)
# payed? your's?
also: WHAT?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)
# alaska
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Meanwhile in another reality...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha, I like this!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)
# hahahaha, i like that
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)
# hahahaha
I like the other.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:24, archived)
# click
but it's dangerous to compare the sainted Michael with that gurning loonybin trollop. Still, all in the name of hummus, I suppose.

I also expected McCain to have a few chips on his shoulder as well.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Palin's obviously the funny one,
McCain is the straight (cut) guy!

I'm so sorry...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Mmmm...fries!!!

(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Same here.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry if I've put this in completely the wrong place.


Click for bigger (166KB)

Obamarama. Edited to only include one apology.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
what?

edit: i'm not old enough to recognise bananarama, sorry.

But yes, woo.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Barackobama = Bananarama
makes perfect sense
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Bananarama
play on words, pune
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Ha! as if!
TJ Anyone for I-sketch? B3ta room bring CAYKE!

(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)
# I'm up for it :)
Haven't isketched in a while
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)
# I would, but I have Shockwave 10
Which iSketch doesn't support. I had to upgrade, because I'm on Mac, and Sw9 went all tits up when I used it.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)
# I'm there! Haven't isketched in months!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)
# before ya go
i forgot to ask, did you get snow in saff lundon
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)
# a hearty woo to tethysia
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5n6chxpEINs


what kind of a name is that?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:16, archived)
# A really old one
which I should have stopped using by now. In fact I'm off to change it.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Silly
You posted in the right place.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Yeah,
damn n00bs getting it right and stuff first time!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
# the reflection is giving me teh fear.
nicely!~
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You're my venus!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)
# not venus, penis
you silly and not listen to wordings, so no fishings and chippings for yous
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
# :(
I like fishings and chippings though :(
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:13, archived)
# then you must sing penis and not venus to songsings
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)
# That's really saying something!!


(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)
# pffft.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)
# thank you
i knew the buffalo g version wasn't the original. heard the original somewhere (might've been work) and remembered the cover, but didn't know who did the original
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Actually
I think the Velvelettes did it originally, they of "Needle in a Haystack" fame.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)
# meh
still settles me that two gobby little shites who were nowhere near attractive enough to be on my tv in the 90s didn't do the original
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)
# HAHAHA
No you definately put it in the right place!!!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:13, archived)
# It's a bit too the right size
and you should really have posted it where it is. Try to remember next time.
Haha you took care of the reflection too.
He looks good with that hair. Someone should suggest it to him. If he gets elected he might want to treat himself to bit of a pamper.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:13, archived)
# 1980's post apocalyptic scifi hair
:)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:22, archived)
# weirdly
the reflection looks better proportioned
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)
# actually, this gives me an idea for a really shit post
but it's probably bindun

so fuck it

*goes back to burger*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)
# I so still fancy Siobahn Fahey
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Raffles has been on the blag again...

...the pikey twat!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)
# hell yeah
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)
# POLO BARON
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)
# WAIT, WHAT?
THIS WAS GREEN A SECOND AGO.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)
# THIS!
And we were only discussing green top hats earlier!

(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
# RAFFLES STOLE OUR COLOUR PERCEPTION!
the bastard farming twat baron!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:06, archived)
# And one of his feet moved!
:O
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:13, archived)
# I didn't like it green!
 
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:13, archived)
# he did look a bit leprechauny :)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)
# good old Raffles the gentlemen thief
I had to get the weekend papers for my parents last weekend, as they were away, I was so tempted to go through the daily mail (don't ask, i have no idea why they read it) and draw swastikas and Hitler tashes on each page.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)
# RAFFLES JUST CHANGED COLOURS!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Fuck!
Why is he changing colours?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
# he's a renegade maveric
Palin is hiring him as we speak.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:06, archived)
# That's sound like one of those brilliantly awful namco arcade games from the late 80s.
MISSION 1: STEAL INTO A FACTORY
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# *inserts girders*
done.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# ha!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# That's absolutely
marvellous.

Forgive a minor TJ. Can some Mac owner come out of his strange hovel and remind me what 'apple-click' is on the PC please? Is it 'ctrl-click'?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Windows key click?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:13, archived)
# naw. Windows key
operates in a different way than the apple key and basically is the same as the 'start' button on the desktop. I think it's the control key and the Mac Command key is the windows Alt-key, or the other way around, I was hoping for confirmation.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)
# I know what it does in Windows, as I'm an IT guy.
And I am using a Mac now.

I'm not sure on converting functions though. If you tell me what you're trying to do, I can probably help.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)
# I'm not doing anything as yet.
Just watching a tutorial video on some photoshop techniques and annoyingly the narrator is talking in Mac only whereas most people are considerate enough to mention the commands for both platforms if they specify a key combo.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Yes apple-click== ctrl-click (I use both OSes at work)
edit: although I will cover my ass by pointing out that it may be slightly application-dependent...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)
# cheers bud.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:16, archived)
# :(
I have been proved rubbish.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)
# OH HAI NOT REAL INTERNETS
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)
# D:<
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)
# OH NO UR REAL BY ASSOCIATION.
THEY TALKED.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Mr Pineappple does look like that!!



(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Please don't repost images in a new thread
face has a very strange looking dog
and is crying hair
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)
# .........?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)
# It's just some thoughtful words I'd like to share with everyone
it's not related to your post
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)
# GR&
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)
# I've got the crandular fever
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Only cockweasel can cure that shit
and he's MIA :(
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)
# WHERE IS HE
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)
# IT'S A FUCKING DISGRACE
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)
# HERE I AM!
OH NO! IT'S ME!

(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:06, archived)
# HELLO!
THAT'S OK BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN YOU ALL ALONG, SO IT DOESN'T COME AS A SURPRISE.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# HELLO!?
OK!?


(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
# woopla
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:22, archived)
# MIA
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Massaging Indian Aardvarks.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
# WE DISCUSSED SNARN AND CRAND
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)
# did you? why wasn't i invited?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)
# B&
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:04, archived)
# hel% away
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# ARE YOU IN LEEDS?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:04, archived)
# FACEY SHOPPING TROLLEY LADY
MISTER PENISAPPLE OH FUCK WRONG EARS
WE ARE LEMONDS JOSEPH TECHICOAT BUSINESS
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)
# mr pineapple has a nose below his mouth?
or is it a chin penis?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)
# CHIN-RING
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)
# He is actually the Olympic five rings logo.
Also, Lemon are you a hairy egg?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)
# i want the olympic 5 to be a group in prison
that people want to free.

I don't know why.

I just finished reading american psycho and immediately started vanity fair.. i think the culture clash has damaged me..
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)
# That's very informative!
Who is face?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Face is a nice lady-b3tan with fancy pants.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)
# so fancy, they're onna trolley!
they're onna trolley!Coo!

(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Why did Face bring a Henry hoover?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)
# maybe the henry hoover brought her ?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Why did the henry hoover bring face?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)
# maybe henry was worried about her absurdly long right eye eyelashes
or maybe it was a double date. hard to say
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Look into it.
I want the report on my desk on monday.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
# she's crying hair
don't laugh, it's a medical condition
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
# i cried some hair once
from my arse
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)
# It was a suitcase.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)
# You are Obi-Wan Kenobi
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)
# you're running out of fruit based b3tans to meet
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)
# What about Dixon?
/homophobia blog
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)
# damn
I tried to phrase that carefully an' all!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
# All his efforts will be fruitless!!!


(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)
# That was a seedy joke stan!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:06, archived)
# I thought it was quite pithy.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:07, archived)
# It should a peel to everyone


(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)
# I has met real internets also!
Woo!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)
# sorrysorrysorrysorry
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)
# dear god
you bad man
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)
# she's always fucking whining about something that woman
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)
# that is normal
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Hahahahah
Maybe Mr Dot can kill her off in the final episode.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Hmmmm.....



Brain twtiches...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Epilepsy?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Jack Douglas.


(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Haha
I'd have thunk you'd be too young to remember him. I only have a vague memory.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Carry ons are timeless.
and were blanket coverage in the 70's and 80's
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Oh!
I didn't realise he was in Carry Ons.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
# drink every where
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# THAT woman??
Shirley all!!

*hides from 'pot*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I love a good moan so I cannot spang you for that comment.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)
# I had noticed.
;P
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Oh
*feels bad now*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)
# You? Moan?
Never ;)

Evening lully! How do?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Mortified
but fine thanks. You?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Not bad,
I have beers and cheeses :D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)
# the lyrics are coming along nicely :)
I reckon by end of weekend, it'll all 'work' and I'll forward it over
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Nicely!~
*massages vocal chords*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)

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