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[challenge entry] after a hard day of bloke stuff have a soak
(woodpacker is eating too much cheese, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:42, archived)
# HI! I'm Barry Scott!
And I'm masterbating whilst watching you shower!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:42, archived)
# cillit lime?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:43, archived)
# clit bang
?
(ignorant orange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Chocolate orange is worth the pain
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:34, archived)
# NO! It's a grenade wrapped in fo-
*BOOOOOOOOOOOM*
-il.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:36, archived)
# here is your cat
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Yay!
You know it's going to be a good challenge when there is no sudden flood of reposts and it's taken almost half an hour for the first entry to appear.
And it's a good 'n :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:40, archived)
# When a small man casts a long shadow, you know the sun is setting...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:41, archived)
# what what?
is this one of those things that spies say to eachother when they meet on dimly yet artistically lit street corners

in the rain
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:46, archived)
# *touches nose*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:52, archived)
# the swans fly west, for the rain empties the lake
*bursts into flames*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:56, archived)
# I've said too much
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:08, archived)
# That's nice dear
*tucks behind ear for later*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Grumpy head! I have a cold!

Grrrrr, stoopid cold.
I don't do TOPICAL
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:30, archived)
# I do TOAPICAL
Not to imply that this is TOAP. I just thought it fitted
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)
# *oh yez*
reminds me of Bill Plympton's gubbins
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)
# :D
I married a strange person and your face are two of the finest animated films.

mad to think he draws everything.. although i dodn't think that's true of hair high.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:38, archived)
#
Not seen 'Hair High', but I just found it.

I remember 'I married a strange person' very well. Plus the ones of two guys messing one another up.

Reet, gotta goo.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:40, archived)
# if only the boxer was black
and in stead of poom it said denied.

then it would be topical :D

EDIT: this means woo by the way.. i likes your drawing style muchly. :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:39, archived)
# POP your ears !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:52, archived)
[challenge entry] the first picture of the new puppy


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(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:24, archived)
# THATS A FUCKING AMAZING PUPPY
I WISH THEY ALL CAME LIKE THAT
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:25, archived)
# it is 10ft tall
the size of it shit would be huge
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:25, archived)
# No, It shits like a hamster
Actual size aswell
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:27, archived)
# That's change I can believe in
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:25, archived)
# it is change for the good
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)
#
compo...?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)
# balls to it, might as well
it is the last day of compo

ooh new compo, does it count though
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:27, archived)
# What's more macho than 10' laser puppy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:30, archived)
# 10ft laser puppy with the horn
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Puppy
Is it the height of 10 copies of the financial times?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)
# feet
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)
# I thought it said 'loft'
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:53, archived)
# I bet his balls are grenades.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)
# it has napalm piss
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:27, archived)
# does it fart
tear gas?
(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:27, archived)
# all gassss
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)
# evil napalm piss?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)
# is napalm anything else
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)
# woooooooowweeeeee!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:27, archived)
#

After seeing hundreds of people wearing those leavers hoodies around Uni, I had to get this out of my head.
(Calump too many camels spoil the hummus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)
# oh yeah, he's gonna fuck each leaf
twice
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Then he's going to throw them in a heap and burn them.
It's a bit fucking disturbing really.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)
# yeah, what a sick bastard
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Just cos...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:09, archived)
# I like this.
I'm sure other people are too busy hurridly making pictures of sandpaper loo roll.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:15, archived)
# If they weren't
they are now.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:21, archived)
# not me
definitely not

noooo way.

*tries to think of something else*
(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Dancey, dance, dance..dance..dance, dance.
Dancey.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Whatdyareckon?


Obama can trace his history back to the Bantu people who were exiled from Africa -fact.
The Bantu used to wear ceremonial robes which represented that which they feared, and believed the wearing of the robes would help to protect them -fact.
Last night Mrs Obama wore a dress which looked very similair to a Black Widow spider's markings.
Hmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)
#
LOOK AT MY egg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Happy abdomen! ::D
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:22, archived)
# hahaha!
I love happy spidey :)
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Ermm...
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Haha
you've managed to out-nut the conspiracy nut
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)
# It's not much of a conspiracy is it?
Mrs Obama is scared of spiders!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:27, archived)
# !!!! No madder than some of the stuff
you have been treating us to on links recently :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Example please.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Oh, THAT stuff.
All facts full of goodness.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)
# oh purrr lease
I am NOT going to spend twenty minutes trawling through all the utter nut job bollocks sites you have been imploring us to examine for the TRUTH!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)
# That's loser talk.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Well fuck a doodle doo with knobs on boyo
I have better things to do than sit around and get into another fucking argument about your rather off world views.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)
# I need to buy some ham.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:34, archived)
# A MUCH better use of your time I reckon :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:35, archived)
# I got my off world views from the zeta reticulans
they channeled them through a crystal

oh hang on, it's vibrating again!

*puts crystal in pocket*

ahhhhhhhHHHHhhhHHHHHHHhhH!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:46, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Boogie on down . . . The Big O's in the house !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Get down
Get up
Get down again
and take it to the bridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:22, archived)
# I guana on the stairs I know, I know, it's getting seriioOOoooussss.

133k of Iguana on dee stairs
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:08, archived)
# I stare at the stairs that stare at the stairs that stare at you !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Guava, Iguana.
Coincidence?

I think not.


Iguava.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: MACHO PRODUCTS


Forget all those wussy "lifestyle" products. What we'd like to see in these straightened times are the proper, manly things that Andy McNabb and Chuck Norris would buy, and how they'd be used.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Oo, now this could be interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:09, archived)
# This sounds goode.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:09, archived)
# it suddenly occurs to me that macgyver could make a nuclear warhead out of that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Oooh.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Wow interesting
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Fuck you, I'm going to draw an axe made of asbestos.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Ooh this could be fun
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)
# no more election nonsense
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)
# ^THIS x 10 bazillion
I am so sick of Sarah Palin's stupid face.
(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:27, archived)
# I like this idea
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)
# suggested and voted for by who?
another Dictator challenge?
Mind you, at least it's interesting, and quite a good challenge for scope aside from the obvious 1000 x sandpaper bog rolls we'll get.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:03, archived)
# still waiting for the toblerone image challenge..
Intoblerone Cruelty
(I helped save b3ta! dunk3d, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Sticky Harry

sheepishly reposted here after reading FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! dunk3d, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# a repost but appropriate
YOU LOSE!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Geoffpeas All the cut, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)
# pfft nice bone
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)
# OH GOD HIS NECK HAS AN EYE
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)
# just think it could have an ass
like ASSNEK
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:07, archived)
# SPLUMPH!
Nice delay before he actually bursts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)
# do gay eat rhino?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:02, archived)
# If the rhino has the horn they might?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:05, archived)
# This is kind of freaky scary
like I want to look but my head is saying "don't do it you'll be hypnotised"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Mustache eyebrows!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:07, archived)
# haha i've not been hypnotised by teeth before...refreshing
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:08, archived)
# oh yeah, sexy tiem
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:08, archived)
# It's Marwood!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)
# a whomwood?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Ooh you simpering girly-man
come here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:20, archived)
# oh he's gonna give it you bad!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:43, archived)
# BOOP
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:08, archived)
# But you ALWAYS get to beJeff Goldblum... :(


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(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# I do like alligator mask cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)
# He's a T-Rex
but yes.
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)
# pff
I thought it was the dog from The Mask

I understand now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)
# I loved The Mask.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)
# P-A-R-T,
Y? Because I gotta!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:09, archived)
# haha
Jurassic Park!!! - Alan Partidge

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)
# dayumm
that one outdates mine by a few years
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:52, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:54, archived)
# hahaha bloody grand day out that
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:56, archived)
# arf!
I love the slogan 'visit now before you die'!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:57, archived)
# haha
before all this new-fangled Doctor-Who-with-jet-powered-Daleks-nonsense the Daleks had problems getting up stairs you know.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:57, archived)
# top stair action
time for a pea
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:02, archived)
# no
they didn't, they hovered in the 80's too

/sad fanboy blog


(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:33, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:57, archived)
# lols keep 'em comin'
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Holsten Pils is shit.
Jeff Goldblum is gorgeous.

I've never seen a Jurassic Park movie to completion due to shitosity.

I also like alligator cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Jurassic Park movies can be fun
if you provide your own voices for the dinosaurs whenever they appear.

I like to give T-Rex the voice of an upper-class-twit:
'Hello chaps! Gosh, hiding under the tables are we, that looks like jolly good fun!'

etc
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Why have I never done this? Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)
# if i think why for you..............i'll get back to you
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)
# That's a deal, Mel.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Awww croc-cat is cutes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)
# T-Rex! T-Rex! T-Rex!
;_;
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:03, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:41, archived)
# oh noes .... not again
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# George Michael simultaneously inhabits every public gents lav in the world.
True fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Gratuitous Monotone Boy George looks very expectant.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# that George Michael, what scrapes will he get up to next


edit: you can see some one having a piss
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I think that's just a urinal.
There IS a police car in the background though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# no, i can see shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# I'm sure it's not a person.
Look how high the 'shorts' are compared to the guy outside.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)
# they're bottles
of sumfink, i dunt no wat tho
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Oo, could be, I was thinking a pipe coming down from from a urinal or hand-dryer.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:53, archived)
# *ZOOOMS*
yeah, the shorts you see is a pile of toilet rolls, and the shoes are bottles of bleach
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:56, archived)
# YES!
In your FACE Otterby!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:02, archived)
# I knew you wern't a real peer of the realm!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Who is the shorts and why is he pointing at a man sign?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Who is the shorts?
WHO IS THE SHORTS?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# What? You know who I mean, don't you?
Well then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# I wasn't pulling you up on it.
I just liked the sound of the question.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)
# SMILE.
Edit: Decided on Faith No More for the rest of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Good choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# I'm going for The Escape Club . . .
The Wild Wild West !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# I still demand to hear your guitar/band playing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Just got a new sound card . . . won't be long . . .
. . . gettin' itchy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:52, archived)
# How is babby formed?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# how girl get pragnant?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# ham and cheese and a flake bar
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# rape + republicans
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# *bends over* come on then you rep buggers
got to get it any way i can now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Recently disabled?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)
# recently single
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Oh no....
*big hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)
# apparently this is where it all kicked off(allegedly) small pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Flush twice . . . it's a long way to . . . Grauman's Chinese Theatre !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# barbapappa
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# What's this all about then?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# It's a voting Afghani
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Oh I see.
I thought it was some kind of racist bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# My left bollock
is racist. And unfortunately, my right bollock is black...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# I've warned you that
markers will explode in your pocket!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Racism ? Jesus fokking christ.
I'll bet you voted for the fact that in certain towns in England you can't even say 'Christmas' cause it might make Muslims angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# MYTH
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)
# que? My 'racist' brains can't comprehend
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)
# The whole winterval
thing which was going around for a while was a load of made up shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Then
I am sorry and will kiss all your /board balls and or cuntflaps
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)
# actually it was not
not here in Birmingham, that's for sure.

EDIT:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winterval
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# that was because
the PM had planned to nuke Brum on christmas day, and to announce that to the country would have been depressing.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Wikipedia
the voice of truth.

It absolutely was a myth and there was somebody from the Birmingham council on the TV not too long ago saying so.

edit:/ I'm talking about the fact that people say that BCC tried to change Xmas to winterval as some kind of PC drive. It was donkey's years ago and the term was used to brighten up a few shopping days.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# *ahem*
www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2008/nov/02/christmas-political-correctness-oxford-christian

/tuppance
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:40, archived)
# I feel sorry for the Pagans
there they were celebrating Winter Solstice then the Christianised Romans invaded stole there symbolic tree and imported a Pine Tree which they called a Christmas Tree - The Log the Pagans burned on the Solstice was also taken and substituted for a chocolate cake! and before you know it their whole religion was assimulated and Christianised...

Bloody Romans!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# then a thousand years later
we ruled the world

mental innit :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)
# good old Winterval
:)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winterval
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# There's something about that hand . . .
can't quite place it . . . hummmmn . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# yaaaaargh
*stabs*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)
# is it bill clinton's?
b3ta.com/board/8885263
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)
# it's uncovered , so it's really sexual (for a muslim)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)
# If your thinking "gold wedding ring"
then ewwwww...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I GET THIS!
I UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE
INTERNETS! I HAVE ARRIVED!
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)
# *Proffers Kleenex*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# I have no idea.
Mind if I TJ? Of course you don't.

I don't do work in progress in a new thread and I have a painting on the go. I just thought that the workers might like my line-art before they toddle off home.


Click for bigger (417KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# the arms look like potatoes
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# \o/
Good work! And good choice of subject - best muppets ever!

EDIT: "Good work!"!?!? How f---ing patronising did that sound? I seem to have slipped into Dad mode - sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I disagree Sir!
Statler and Waldorf are blatantly the best Muppets!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# ooooh
You raise an excellent point

*puffs on pipe* (cheers for that, Evilscary)

Tonight I shall view many Muppet Shows to put your theory to the test.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:51, archived)
# LOVELY!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# It's nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Now that I fucking love!
The Muppets for the win!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)
# "Some people have the embarrassing problem of being ridulously tall and spindly"
:D
(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Barbapapa is awesome
yayness!
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# I love Barbapapa!
In fact, I ate some porridge earlier with a Barbapap spoon!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)
# SPOON!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Hue Green
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Excellent, and I mean that most sincerely, folks...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Not brown enough !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Jeffrey and his friends love to swap stories...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Jarvis Cocker is on top form.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Pfft.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Good Lord!
No more pumpkin wine for you pumpkin *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I am fireworking tonight! Hooray!
I love the things...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# That reminds me, I have indoor sparklers!
Would it be really really sad to light one here in the office, on my own?
/rock and roll blog
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I have Tesco Value Sparklers
I think they are called Swan Vesta.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Oh my
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
# ZOINK!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Now I'm no expert...
But this looks like madness to me...

And I like eet!
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# And perhaps swamp . . . err . . . swap spit . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# That's glue...
...and a bit of sick.
He's been a naughty boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Well . . . lick my stamps and call me silly !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# is that
paul McCartney's head
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# This makes me happy.
and somewhat alarmed.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# hahaha c'mon -what happened in your childhood?pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I wanted to animate it, but I'm tired.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Hyuk!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)
# There's a moose, loose..
...
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# That's not a moose. It's a spacestation.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# it's too big to be a spacestation
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# It could be a bat then.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Or perhaps it's something not so tangible.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Like pestilence.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# fucking shitty intangibles!
won't they ever become oranges?!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I find your lack of faith in intangibles disturbing..
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I smell the forks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
# and I chew the dishes!
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# wouldn't the moose vote republican?
it would keep one more moose hunter busy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I haven't thought this through. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Say . . . where's your pal . . . Rocket J. Squirrel ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# its the only way to get a new puppy
will it be a 5ft high puppy with lasers and telescopic stilts
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Bridget: Kicker of Demons......
....consumer of chicken-wings.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Fat bint!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Oooooooh!
I like her!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# It's her out of big brother, isn't it?
The Thai midget woman
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I thought you meant the Jade MkII
who shoved a wine bottle up her mimsy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)
# You're suggesting that I watch Big Brother?!
You've gone too far this time!!
Fuck off and die!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# :O
*complains to OFCOM*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# *shits on OFCOM*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)
# *complains to shit*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# *fucks OFCOMs grandaughter*
*burns own embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# *is confused*
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# whole lotta lovin!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# lovely tits
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Draw a man sitting on a chair.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# reading a sunday paper
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Nope. Just sitting.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)
# what is he? some kind of liberal? why does he hate america?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)
# He is sitting. He's not a hamster. Nor does he have tits. He is a man. Sitting. On chairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)
# is he laughing? is he chinese? is he chairman lmao?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Maybe the chair is?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# mmmmmmm...... chunky :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# super
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Hefty !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# WAAAAAARRRRGGHHHHH!!!!!!!.... (she's saying)
Hmmm, I've never seen a paladin with glasses demon-enhancing spectacles before. Makes her look more vice-presidential!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)
# PHWOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!!!!!!
i loves me a bird with a bit o' meat on 'er!

EDIT: gets betterererer!!! she's got secretary glasses on!

*horns self to death*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)
# ARRGH! TITS AND HIPS!
KILL IT WITH HAMMERZZZ!!11!!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
#
kicker eater
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# what's your excuse then?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)
# I like the fact the improbably huge sword
has a bottle opener on it.....
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:52, archived)
# found this
I must apologise for its size in advance, its not mine, just something i thought fun to post a link to.


edited: moved to links before the wrath of the overly protective board campers deafens me
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# THANKS FOR THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# uh oh.
/runs like unspeakable hell to the b3ta bunker....
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# 600 miles long
and also 225kb?

You sir are a bad n00b!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# :(
i know i know i am sorry, i just wish i could be a good boy, and of re edited it into a smaller file, but i was hoping i would be cut some slack ?

if not ill goto hell with the rest of the shit n00bS
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# big or small, you didn't make it so it doesn't matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# You have been on the board enough the last
2 days at least to know that you will not get cut much, if any, slack!

You are very nawtee, and rest assured that if I were a mod, you would be nawtee stepped right now! :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)
# hit your edit button
and get rid of all the stuff that makes it appear as an image, turn it into a link, the damage is done but you'll help save the planet by not wasting kb's
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)
# your not shit
you just new dont let em pull you around and have a glance at our lovely f.a.q. (top of the page)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Top grovelling!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)
# FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# It appears you've accidentally posted the biggest picture in the Solar System.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# nay! the multiverse!
god save the international netwebs!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# "its not mine, just something i thought fun to post a link to"
Put it on links then.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# hello new person
please read our faq
then go get your shinebox
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# *pulls gun out and shoots*
*drives to the woods with you in trunk whilst saying fuck lots*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# one's looking this way, one's looking that way, so what?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I'm gonna go get the papers
get the papers
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# you'r a funny guy
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)
# WHat do you mean funny?
Funny how?

Like a clown? Do I fucking amuse you?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)
# *shoots a spider*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# thanks
thanks i have fixed it
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)
# use teh links board
click Links up theerere

edit: fuck, you guys are fast today
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Thats it. You stand there with pride....but before long you will make a mistake. and we will drink your BLOOD!
DRINK YOUR FUCKING BLOOD I SAY!

;)

Edit: hmm after posting I realised that you are Bumblebee. Silly abunar. Bumblebee is not noob. He just wears hats!
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)
# i like blood
*and ninja edits*
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# ninja!
Had you spouted some textual abuse at me?
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)
# not at all
was about to warn you of my blood alchohol level - but decided against it.
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I'm starting to think you're a bit of a prick
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# :)
ive always thought you were one
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Great comeback, Einstein.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)
# yip
thats why i went to multiple physics schools, and became famous for my genius, and you were still in spacka school.
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Is that where they taught you to start sentences with capital letters?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)
# no
physics does not require a level of grammatical correctness, merely a keen sense of the mundane and technicalities.

A bit like your retort
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Most people master it by the age of about five, though.
Look, you manged it on the end bit of your last post, there. Well done you! Oh, but you missed out on the full stop.

Keep trying, champ. We're all rooting for you!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# squawk
might wanna get rid of that eagle in your mind mate, i think its clawed out your good parts.
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# this guy
is a bit of a dick
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# i concur
youre right i agree eagle is a bit of a dick
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# i quite clearly meant you, you dick
You dont have to read the entire FAQ to understand how this board works...

Just a little common sense is enough for most people.

*edit* - Being new is not an excuse since depending on when you sign up you have up to a frigging week to read the basics of the FAQ
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# ok
and you clearly did not get my sarcasm, you dick :(

it seems like a lot of you may well need to brush up on the sarcasm and piss taking faq 101 as well.

Im off to read the faq for another time, cos it seems like i should know everything there is to know in this precious world of yours.

Wouldnt want to rock the boat on a board thats made for taking the piss out of things now would i.
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:54, archived)
# aaah, bless.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:08, archived)
# The likelihood of you ACTUALLY being educated is fairly slim though
if your (faq) reading skills are anything to go by.

Sorry chap, but that's the way it looks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# okies of you trot
Likelihood of you being correct is slim to none.

That faq is huge, i dont have time to sit and and burn it to memory.

Im learning, hence the plate.

But if you'd like to assume how intelligent I am from some silly threads and posts, be my guest.

(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I'm not the only one that will
and 5 minutes spent reading a document people keep asking you to is going to make you more friends than stomping around, bitching at people because they've asked you to read the same document they have. Much better than the petulant idiot that you're appearing to be at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# hmmmm...
and of course you in your own defense look like an unblemished civilian?

If you call me down i will call you back, plain and simple, i dont care who you are , i wont give you respect for being obnoxious to me.

Look above people who were decent to me about it havent been replied to in any sarcastic way at all.
the end.
this post is dull
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I couldn't give a shit about your respect, you're one of thousands
I was just trying to give you a heads up. Chances are you'll be a short lived annoyance anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Yeh OK. Whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)
# OHHHH!! BUUUURRR.....ummmm...burn? was that what that was?
?
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)
# that's sticking it to the man
in this case, you'da'man!

:O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)
# damn and I just delared my alliegance to the BRM and then this
comrade please make your image smaller for we do not wish the Nazis to invade... probably too late ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# uh oh methinks
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# This post made my drown my neighbours.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# You needed no excuse to drown your neighbours
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Congratulations on being a retarded twat.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)
# ;)
congratulations on being a self opiniated doyle
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# My pleasure.
As long as we know our places.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# For a breif while I was thinking
what a better place the world was after last night.

then someone goes and posts something they haven't even made.

I thought it was a vote for change?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Gone !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# just had an image in my head then
of a barry scot image

"Bang, and the shitpost is gone"
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Precisely !
*works*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)
# its arse but...


I can get on the bashing band wagons now when theres a mod-edit :)
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# not again
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# bloody noobs
what a cock up
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Says the member who has posted 38 messages <3
;)
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# ahh yes
but 38 nice, on topic, faq approved messages :)
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Yeh. I even went and checked your profile :)
Sadly you are a good noob and I could not unfairly Berate you ;)

welcome btw.
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)
# haha!
Your tone of exasperation and disappointment has made me chuckle!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I don't know why, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# haha kerr-lap kerr-lap
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# nein! pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Reich they are !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# For Just Flange The B3tan Resistance Movement does have a pamphlet...


*** awaits the revolution ***
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Read the FAQ ;)
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# SPLITTER!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# As it almost fits in may I threadjack here?
Does anyone here now any of the Eastern European languages?

I have a bottle of something called Chaluparska, and I am wondering what the hell it is and if it will kill me if I drink it....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Put some on a spoon and light it.
If it doesnt sustain a flame it's def safe.
If you get a blue flame then dont make any plans for later.
If spoon is dissolved by time you find a lighter then send me the bottle and i'll dispose of it safely : )

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Thank you for the advice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# revolution!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# ahve?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Your point?
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Heh!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Rah!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# werent the nazis defeated at the battle of "maximum image size increased to 100k"
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Apologies for shitness, but I missed it and...actually that's the only excuse I've got.
Take this by way of an apology for the 60000-odd times I've annoyed the lot of you.



Promise I won't make a new thread again today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
# you've never annoyed me
like the drawing, woo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# :-) give me time.
cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# I doubt you will be able too
don't take that as a challenge :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# *ficks your ears repeatedly*
are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet ?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# *ejaculates*

(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# I don't think I could try any harder than I am doing, you must be immune or something
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# BONE FART!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# You betcha.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# YAY
CONGRATUMA-MOTHER FUCKING-LATIONS you lovely prolific harlot of the internet seas
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Oooh thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# no danger pal
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# jeesus 60 000 is a lot of posts
...!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Yeah alright, no need to rub it in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# what do you mean?
it's a good thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Thank you for my bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# You are perfectly
welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Promise you won't make a new thread ever again.
lol
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Congratulations!
I like your socks...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# These post its are small! It's hard to draw on them!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# No, I really do :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# 60000?
fuck me!
I'm shamelessly responding to everyone so I can hit 4000- you are prolific!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I know, I know.
I think I should take it as a sign to get the fuck off the internets for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# nah
the world is a darker place when you are not here
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# It'll be a dark place if I am the way certain things are going.
Either way, things must change.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# change is a good idea
... change is good
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# murder spree
it's the only way
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# smooth bastard
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# phwooor
congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Ahthangyew.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# in total or just this week?
/runs

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Wow sixty grand !
Nice tri . . . by the way . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Cheers :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# This simply will not do. STOMPSTOMPSTOMP.
Congratuwelldone, blossom.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# an epic number of posts! grats, & woo for the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# tyty
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# why does your 60,000 sign have an arial?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# congrats
but I would have expected something a lot more hardcore pornographic for 60,000. Call me old-fashioned.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Wishful thinking, I think that's called.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)

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