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[challenge entry] Real men, get real crabs
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
# yesssss!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)
# I thought I had crabs a couple of years ago.
Luckily, it turned out it was just AIDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Oh phew, so I don't have crabs after that rape?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)
# That's what killed the crabs
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)
# No one ever thinks of the crabs . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Surely
real men don't wear pants like that

:/
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)
# haha
that's right :D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)
# I suppose they eat them too . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)
# my pantscrab's are a bit salty
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Try adding a pinch of crab boil . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:57, archived)
# ah sod it, i'll slash this in here:
TJ: we received a letter from the office of national statistics today asking that the adult in the house with the most recent birthday complete an online survey or they'll send someone round to do it in person,

they give a username and password, and then 2 questions in ask how you occupy the premises and give squatting as an answer. as if squatters are gonna admit to an obviously traceable document!

edit: also started asking about tax evasion, so i gave my main reason for not evading tax was that it was too much effort
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Well done. You've just had your identity stolen.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)
# shit
shouldn't have given them my bank details
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Name, date of birth, address, NS number?
A quick rifle through your bins is all they need for bank details.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:03, archived)
# nah
didn't even want my full name, already had my address so didn't ask for it again, no mention of NS number

i did contemplate doing it as my dad
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)
#
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)
# heh heh no pussyfootin'around
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)
# That is very nicely done!
Also, I have just realised how close I am to 20k posts :S

Nudity soon people!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Ooh
I can't decide whether I want it to shoot McMissiles at chavs or drop Food McParcels right outside my house...
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
# is that a repost?
or have you done a similar one before?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)
# why do you keep asking that
you can search for the file name if you're interested.

www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=mach16.png
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)
# So that's the trick . . .
I always wondered how some figure it out so fast . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)
# because my brain hurts and i don't mean it as a rude jesture
its just i can't remember everything and I'm sure i've seen thsi before... maybe my brain is broken
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:51, archived)
# fear not skug
here is a delay before the search pics up on new pics.
the single result is for when it was first posted
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)
# repost
(because of that co2 thing)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)
# is it facing the other way now?
edit : co2 thing?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)
# nope,
but as a repost it only increased my co2 footprint by ~ 0.000000001 nanograms
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)
# but in a new thread?
*burns you alive*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:08, archived)
# yes
i'm a criminal (though it wasn't in a challenge the first time)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Heh. I used to have a Space Marine painted like this. A McMarine.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)
# M .99 . . .
Kick in the after heart burners !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)
# They're on their way to teach Burger King who's boss ONCE AND FOR ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)
# oh
is it repost night again?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry] I have no idea how one might use this
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:36, archived)
# stick it up your arse
/baz
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:37, archived)
#
arse nose after a really macho fight


am watching my neighbours' fireworks with interest. at least one house are determined to set their garden on fire, and keep aiming fireworks at trees. think there might be more students round here than i realised
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)
# This is confusing on so many levels.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:37, archived)
# be glad you never saw
my star wars entry for the retro sci-fi comp. It gave people headaches

www.b3ta.com/board/8775414
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)
# i know i waited way too long myself
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)
# lol
...actually
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# They've got a good track record . . .
EDIT: TOAP NERD BLAH BOING WEE SPADONKLE

I almost forgot . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Will it stay free ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Manpons!
For anal seepage.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:09, archived)
# I get bored at school...


Click for bigger (286KB)
(max0000000000000 jokes, jokes, jokes, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)
# He's got some brass !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)
# trumpet is not for eating!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] This seems about right, if what's going on locally is anything to go by...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Oh, it's bonfire night?
I thought the Germans were invading again.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Remember, Remember... something, something... something...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)
# TOAP NERD BLAH BOING WEE SPADONKLE?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# That's the badger!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)
# some excuss to have a bonfire
odd considering they hung, drew (?) and quartered him.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)
# drawed possibly
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)
# They burned his remains.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)
# last year, some point in September
I woke up at some ungodly hour. So convinced that the explosions I was hearing where the sounds of a nuclear war I got up and switched onBBC news 24.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)
# IT WORKED
but you didn't bother telling me til now
all that good work wasted
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)
# what?
you've been trying to increase viewing figures of BBC news24 by faking a nuclear war?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:59, archived)
# no
just needed a target to practice my early morning fireworks wake up and disorientation display

before i went live and started robbing people's houses.

your idea is much better, will give my mate russell a call
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:01, archived)
# you're
mean. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:10, archived)
# It's like being in a sodding warzone...
I haven't SEEN a single firework but there's constant bangs and wizzes and crashes. But then, I do live in a housing estate so it's quite possibly actually chavs shooting each other...

I can hope.
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)
# I reckon it will work on whole gangs ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)
[challenge entry] The future is wanking
(dogof2head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Is the ringing tone a moan . . . or a groan . . . or ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Do you have to pay extra
for a screen protector?
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)
#
"Mum Alert" hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# McCain is feeling a little down today.


Understandable really.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:28, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Yay! Haven't seen Peppers make an appearance in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:31, archived)
# I'm going to hell...
But aaaaaaaaaaaahhhahaahahahahahaahahahahaahahaaaha!!! XD
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:32, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Rough . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:33, archived)
# vag
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Can't see that gaylord Beckham using this?!

(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:24, archived)
# yessssss
I want one.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:25, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Don't Gillette already sell this?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:26, archived)
# hahaha, nicely 'shopped!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Thanking
thy...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:28, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Nicely done!
I'll take four
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Everything but a razor . . . yet perfect for those hard to get places . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha ha, brill.
Might as well stick this here:

(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:31, archived)
[challenge entry] pffft!
Also, is this too subtle to be the macho?
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Compo it!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:45, archived)
# For those who are what they eat . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Needs more toothpick!
Haha, this is ace.
(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Another seamless product misplacement:
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)
# and it trims the nose hair beautifully!
(dogof2head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:36, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:56, archived)
# hahaha
*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:03, archived)
# top shop
But Gillette would have mentioned the blade count on the ad
(I helped save b3ta! Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Helps build testosterone !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)
# I only buy em for the goat bits
and in other news..MANDE BEM!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)
# TOAP NERD BLAH BOING WEE SPADONKLE
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:23, archived)
# STOP PICKING ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:24, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:25, archived)
# :D
just joshin, carry on,
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:26, archived)
#
SPLONK
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:26, archived)
# cool!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Yay goat bits!
What happens if girlies eat them?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)
# I wouldn't want to arm wrestle you . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)
# All these goats are slowing down the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Great goatless graffiti !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:27, archived)
# i don't need any more testosterone
here have mine
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:23, archived)
# erm


Click for bigger (130KB)
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Doh!
The yolk's on us.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:11, archived)
# You certainly know how to fit in here...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:12, archived)
# have we got a bitter noob?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:12, archived)
# nah
:) im not bitter, just toying.
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Like the gods
on Mount Olympus, and we're all Ray Harryhausen's plasticine goons.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:15, archived)
# your replies throughout the day would suggest otherwise.
Take it all on the chin fella, it's a steep learning curve here. Better to fuck up now and be cool about it than get arsey :)
You'll last longer
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)
# is that such a good thing Archie?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)
# worked for me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:24, archived)
# will do
honestly bro i cant state it any clearer, im just having fun, granted im not trying to fit in , just being myself and standing up for myself.
I will learn yes, and maybe im not doing myself any favours in making life long friends.

anyways lets move on, its a joke that above.
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:25, archived)
# aye, and taken as such :)
Welcome aboard anyway. It's a rough sea to navigate at times, but enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:26, archived)
# 'Just trying to fit in' is calling me a dick, is it?
I am a dick, granted. But not for the reasons you think.

I like the image, by the way. S'funny.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Shut up you
dick
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:30, archived)
# FUCK YOU
IT'S A NAME WE HAVE FOR EACH OTHER OK
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:32, archived)
# stiffys
cheers.
think i said im not trying to but......
yeah lets agree to both be dicks, thats fine with me.
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Gosh
Don't take it so personal.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)
# That one on the left actually does look a bit like me.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)
# TOAP NERD BLAH BOING WEE SPADONKLE
(Dazzorifik is bored of b3ta, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)
# SPADONKLE
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)
# has that ever been used here
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Has now I reckon....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)
# noicely
more of this sort of thing
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] For that fresh post wipe feeling:


edit: d'oh bindun
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Feels the burning sensation already
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:08, archived)
# ^-^
*whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Gettin' down to the true nitty gritty . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Does it double as a belt sander ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:12, archived)
# From here
presumably.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Thats already on the market
Izal Toilet paper anyone?
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
[challenge entry] We all know what Chuck uses
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:04, archived)
# t.j. Michael Crichton died last night. He was 66.
We'll always have Jurassic Park.

RARRRWWWRR!!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:06, archived)
# perhaps we can get Richard Attenborough to clone him from a single hair
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:09, archived)
# *rents The Andromeda Strain*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:10, archived)
# hehe
nice
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Great . . . does he floss with barb wire too ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Maybe this one?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)
# How many strokes per ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Sponsored by Thompson's Teeth (R) the only teeth strong enough to let you eat teeth!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:28, archived)
# because i care
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:59, archived)
# That's not... not... funny.
*twitches*
pffffffffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:01, archived)
# hahaha, nice one
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:02, archived)
# i may need to sack my advetisers tho, the level of typos is shocking ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Hahah, lovely stuff Mongy
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:03, archived)
[challenge entry] How much?
or I'll swap you for a bottle of this
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:04, archived)
# I never authorised this!
OUTRAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)
# wahahaha
love it
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Bonus !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:10, archived)
# celebrating 1 year of madness


Yes, it's not earth-shatteringly funny, but look: It's small, shopped and I even took the source picture! Ahh..conformity is bliss.
(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:58, archived)
# You're the one !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Thanks
I've always wondered whether that weird feeling actually meant something
(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Nice to know that now you are a happy one !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:31, archived)
# The one is never happy
Saving the world is not exactly a trivial task, is it?
(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Yay!
You deserve a candle.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Where is it?
Am I supposed to get one myself?
(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:52, archived)
# argh it has a camel toe
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:54, archived)
# It . . . truely is all behind him !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:54, archived)
# hahaha!~
perfect
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:54, archived)
# I don't know who that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Crikey Moses!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:02, archived)
# ha ha He's back!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:07, archived)
# *Penis envies*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Might as well have a go at this


Sat nav for real men.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Fuck year!
Hey, guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Makes it feel so close at hand . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:52, archived)
# close up of two thumbs?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Looks like elbows to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:58, archived)
# maybe
though they could be knees
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:01, archived)
# no, they are boobies
sauce:

images.google.co.uk/images?q=cleavage&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&sa=N&imgsz=xxlarge

2nd row down
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
# clearly a builders bum
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Enter Sandman
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:46, archived)
# YES!
What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Oh! I honestly didn't catch that one.
But it's rather obvious, so there'll be millions by next wednesday.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:49, archived)
#
wednesday 8:00p.m.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:50, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:51, archived)
# I truly thought you were wrong
although I suppose I hoped you were.
You win from me 1 x box of Jaffa Cakes and 2 x dark chocolate Hobnobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Someone had to do it.
It was the first thing that came to mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:52, archived)
# I just drew a gun which fired maces with grenades attached to it. It was shit so I scrapped it. BUT YOU DIDN'T GUESS IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:51, archived)
# what? this is b3ta, home of shit, never scrap anything
dyslexia will be along in a moment to prove my point, although I won't know as it's been on ignore for a month now
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Dyslexia is a sexee laydee. <3
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:55, archived)
# True Grit !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost time for arse related fun
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:57, archived)
# compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:58, archived)
#
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Arse whisk
nice one!
(Stringy, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Fastest FP ever?
Ben Johnson stylee
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
#
Yeah, considering it was FP'd a couple of years ago.

Congrats anyway - it still makes me chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Me too also as well
Think this is one of the all time classics - there should be a best b3ta pics of all time section (rather than just what I save to my hard drive for personal consumption before they disappear into the mists of time...)
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 8:25, archived)
# jesus
this was one of the first ever images I saw on the B3ta nearly 5 years ago.
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
# i remember it then
i had it as forum avatar for donkey's yonks.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Arse Whisk?
Made to make your eyes water
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I laughed like a retard.
well done! :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
#
I think I've got one of those.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)
# I'll take three.
(I helped save b3ta! trintrin has jam for blood, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:37, archived)
# yay
Front page redex?

(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 21:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Ta-dah...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Folded . . . for that . . . all around . . . sensation !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry] *rubs in*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Chilli makes for a warm, invigorating sensation.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Makes it easy to say . . . "meat to please you" !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:49, archived)
# haha
'not suitable for vegetarians'
(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:50, archived)

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