arghmy shitty internets won't load this picture :(
I like the filename though :D
(I like the filename though :D
Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 13:32,
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heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!this has just won the internets
(
mutster101 fell over,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 13:51,
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this is the best thing ever!@I may be into my 12th hour of being drunk.. but this is incredibly brilliant.
(
arrangedletters,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 14:08,
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hahahahahaha!*superclick*
(
Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 14:43,
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*CLICK!!!!*Awesome!
(
FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:43,
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:D FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 13:15,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Macho Products"){kind=small}
Bored of your mp3 player?
Apple's MP5 player - twice as macho as the next leading brand
Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:58,
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Well, that should appeal to today's youth*invests money in shares*
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 13:02,
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Portishead nes pas?Or would it provide a more rhythmic gunfire noise
(
Uncle Gilly hides from Plato,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 13:05,
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Haha :DI want one of those. I hope the music plays out of the barrel.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 13:15,
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It fires shit songs at you,OH NOES YOU SHOT ME WITH THE CHEEKY GIRLS!
(
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 13:21,
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For the young lad, Ttssattsr, happy birthday!
Widescreen here.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:51,
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That's wonderful, i really like your stuff.I need to get to work on a cat with tits for him :)
(
Nathanial Hornblower,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:53,
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You're very kind, thanks... J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:55,
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Cheers Guv'norAll well with your good self?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:56,
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Scotland by night, as seen from spayce?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:54,
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hehehe - could well be;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:56,
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I think it's more like Canadahit a few times with a frying pan for good measure
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:58,
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Lovely stuffCan I get birthday treats too? ;)
(
i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:58,
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Be it your Birthday? J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:59,
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not for months :(just testing the water...
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 13:00,
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Well, if you have a specific theme / ideaI'd be happy to see what I can do.
gaz me.
(gaz me.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 13:01,
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Lovely stuff JPG sir :DAs are the flowers earlier :]
Also:
www.b3ta.com/board/8920130
(Also:
www.b3ta.com/board/8920130
ClanSoul,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 13:02,
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CorThat's smashing :D
It looks like an exploding man with a big shoe with a duck in front of it.
(It looks like an exploding man with a big shoe with a duck in front of it.
Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 13:17,
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:DOr alternatively, a sleeping cat...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 13:20,
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RPS, new load of photos uploaded. Take this morning(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:40,
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Ah, this reminds me of what awaits me at work tomorrow:Canon EF 16-35mm f/2.8 L II USM
Woo hoo!
(Woo hoo!
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:43,
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Fuck yeahI've been looking for a good wide-angle lens for quite some time now.
Please tell me if it is any good.
My widest at the moment is 18mm, so I'm having reservations about buying a lens that's only 2mm wider.
/edit: 82mm filter? Sheesh
(Please tell me if it is any good.
My widest at the moment is 18mm, so I'm having reservations about buying a lens that's only 2mm wider.
/edit: 82mm filter? Sheesh
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:44,
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I'll have Monday and Tuesday to put it through it's paces full timeon paper it looks mental :)
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:46,
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I see it also has FTM (Full Time Manual), which I like.You can focus manually even when your autofocus is on.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:51,
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Do tell me how you like it mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:55,
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I hope I doit cost just shy of a grand
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:56,
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Crikeyfound one here for about 940 pounds...
www.foka.nl/site/canon-ef-1635-mm-f28-l-ii-usm-p-3481.html
(www.foka.nl/site/canon-ef-1635-mm-f28-l-ii-usm-p-3481.html
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 13:01,
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it was raining when I got upso I did something else for the day and sods law it became sunny at about 11am, by time I got home it was raining again. It was lovely and sunny in that gap in the rain, so I was annoyed as I want to take photos.
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:45,
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wowthat it wonderful, beautiful, amazing :D
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:48,
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That's one of the best photos i've ever seen.
(
Nathanial Hornblower,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:52,
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I want a ping pong tree sponge! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:57,
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and this...www.deepbluethemovie.com/main.html (it's not what it may seem, in a good way)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:58,
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Ah, that's greatI was looking at that not so long ago, avoiding doing some work :)
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 13:01,
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*prides*I made that site.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 13:02,
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Nicepsst: close up your tags, bud
<param name="scale" value="noscale"
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 13:04,
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Ooohand you closed the /head twice ;)
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 13:05,
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I left the Beeb years ago, that site is waaaay old.Edit: It's annoying that some fool tried updating it after I left, but there we are...
:-(
(:-(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 13:05,
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Wow!Groove on matey, it's rather excellent :D
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 13:07,
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:DThanks!
*grooves on*
(*grooves on*
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 13:08,
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You're very kind, sir J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 13:14,
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That's a magnificent picture. J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:52,
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WowIt even was a couple of weeks ago, provided you go much closer to the equator ;)
straight off the cam
I must say that I find HDRs increasingly difficult to look at, but yours is rather nice
(straight off the cam
I must say that I find HDRs increasingly difficult to look at, but yours is rather nice
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:52,
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I know what you mean about the HDR stuffI've found that reducing the saturation after processing brings the image a bit more down to earth
(,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:56,
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noons b3tanshere's a blue dood i drood while my internets was broken
( Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:28,
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Lovelyhave you been looking at the smurfs a lot while your internets were broken?
tj: penisfish nsfw
(tj: penisfish nsfw
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:32,
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I bet he's a hit with the ladies!
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:35,
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hehehehe haz teh beeeg noggin!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:34,
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He looks all happy and shit and shit epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:39,
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OH HAI THERE LEMONS AND SHITHOWS LEEDS? AND SHIT
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:41,
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LEEDS IS A RAINY PILE OF OLD MAN ARSE RIGHT NOW.TRY AGAIN LATER, I WILL BE DRUNK AND EASY.
( We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:43,
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SHEFFIELD IS RAINY ASWELL :(AND I CANT FIND A DECENT STREAM TO WATCH BLACKBURN VS CHELSEA, I AM NOT HAPPY, I NEED TO DO SOME DIMENSIONAL ANALYSIS AND A JOB APPLICATION TODAY, BUT I REALLY CANNOT BE BOTHERED
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:45,
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I need to do 2 databases and a website.To achieve this I am going to go out and get drunk at 4 in the afternoon.
I then need to reach and maintain the correct blood alcohol level for optimum code monkey behaviour.
It is the only way.
(I then need to reach and maintain the correct blood alcohol level for optimum code monkey behaviour.
It is the only way.
We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:49,
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Im going to play xbox, watch the football, then see if I can be bothered to do them laterIts the best way
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:51,
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I likes blue dood what you droodWoo & noons
(
chunderbunny lacking humus since,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:49,
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Extreme tooth brushingbut for heffalumps and hippos surely, perhaps the larger sharks?
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:41,
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That actually made lounge lolz.I for one fully support this silliness. :)
(,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:10,
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Is a lounge lol a lol done by a bad Bert Backarack impersonator? riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:23,
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HahahaThat poor tree and it's expression of panic and despair in winter
Hurray for Spring :)
(Hurray for Spring :)
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:12,
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hahahaha, wonderful
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:13,
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woo the spring 'do :) i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:14,
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Hey Hey it's Sunshine Elephuntand with a soupherb cartoon!
what a joyous thing to see.
(what a joyous thing to see.
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:20,
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HahahahahWhat a thing to wake up to!!!
:D
(:D
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:21,
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Hahahamight as well compo this then
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:08,
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pffft........... and that's a fine terry wogan.......?
Elvis impersonator,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:08,
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Well it is Michael Ballack,he's rather notorious for it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzC-u47NwzI
*WARNING* contains unrestrained bouncing
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzC-u47NwzI
*WARNING* contains unrestrained bouncing
..wil,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:23,
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fcukin'............................holy..............................moses Elvis impersonator,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:39,
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Now if only i can work out how to use the layers faster...
And crop...
And basically everything else...
edit: actually, does anyone know a 'How to be faster at flash basics you fuckwit' tutorial/s?
Nathanial Hornblower,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:51,
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woohoo!Have you tried using speed? That'd work.
EDIT: Not worth it's own thread...
but munsters post got me thunkinged
(EDIT: Not worth it's own thread...
but munsters post got me thunkinged
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:53,
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please let there be a bollywood remake of grease, or at very least and indian porno, called ghee,
self-basting ftw :) i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:08,
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awww a putty tat
FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:53,
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Depends what you want to do to start with really. It's best to just draw things and mess around to get the hang of the various tools, but if you want to start animating things i suggest a tutorial site like www.flashcartoons.org for basic stuffs.
( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:05,
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Really i just want to know how to optimize pictures and animations.And obviously how to make them, i'm really struggling with keyframe animations, i don't really understand the concept.
( Nathanial Hornblower,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:27,
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Yay!can't help with the flash though...
( chunderbunny lacking humus since,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:51,
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This is why I hate the iphoneIf I want to slash people up, I'll just buy a fucking stanley knife. Yes, my pockets only have limited space, but that's why I have a backpack.
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:33,
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hahahaWhy is gaffa tape like The Force from Star Wars?
It's dark one side, light the other and holds the universe togeather:)
(It's dark one side, light the other and holds the universe togeather:)
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:46,
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ooooh, anti-thiefy too!"Gimme your phone"
"No" *stabs*
("No" *stabs*
i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:49,
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She knows who it's for.
Larger: here.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:25,
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Lovely stuff JPGSort of crunchy and crystalline :)
( in vino veritas,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:28,
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very very nice sir
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:33,
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Cheers, chap.Nice hat, too.
*respects*
(*respects*
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:34,
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Your hat is ace :)May I borrow it?
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:43,
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of course :)'morning fella
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:44,
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may i too god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:49,
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go for itno need to ask, pilfer away :)
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:50,
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thankyou kindlyis there a way to embed this so i don't have to remember to paste it as an image each time.
edit/ where else are you going to see a poppy, hitler and god save the queen all in one neat little package, i love you b3ta.
(edit/ where else are you going to see a poppy, hitler and god save the queen all in one neat little package, i love you b3ta.
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:51,
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I have no idea, it's technical therefore I know nothing /you're right on the second point :)
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:53,
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I think DTH has some sort of magic code but I could be wrong.Anyway, I should go to bed before I start an argument I can't finish.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:08,
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morning :)about to go and meet myothernameisporche and his Missy
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:50,
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you're the corporate host of b3ta :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:52,
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I think it should be an available icon for Tuesday.After all, we've had bats and pumpkins for Halloween.
( finnbar has officially retired,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:47,
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Get out of my mind!First Godot, now this
www.b3ta.com/board/8919647
Did you get your tickets btw?
(www.b3ta.com/board/8919647
Did you get your tickets btw?
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:51,
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Argh! I forgot, Friday was a busy day!/will try and get hold of a couple now, thankfully I
know a couple of people at the theatre, so it
may still be possible.
you get yours?
(know a couple of people at the theatre, so it
may still be possible.
you get yours?
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:55,
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YupFought with the server for half an hour, got seats five rows from the front :) This was for the Wednesday matinee. I don't think they're selling as fast as I imagined they would. It's not a McFly reunion or anything.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:57,
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huzzah!will get sorted and meet up for a drink after if you want
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:58,
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He's over the border, I think/nice edit.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:57,
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i felt if explaining the joke was nessecary, it was hardly going to be funny.don't worry, im not going into stand up
(,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:59,
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hehe :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:59,
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South of the border, Ipswich in Suffolk.We hate the Norwich
/ac
(/ac
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:58,
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you only aspire to our greatness ;) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:00,
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Ah, the lovely Deliaand her sober crowd-rousing antics
Norwich still went down that season I think :)
(Norwich still went down that season I think :)
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:22,
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I've been watching too much american comedy and drinking.The progess of the destruction of my liver is a matter of national pride.
(,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:02,
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Nice one, JPGis it for me?
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:33,
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;-)Since when were you a 'she'?
*is sorely disappointed*
(*is sorely disappointed*
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:35,
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*checks*HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:35,
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I'm too busy ebaying for steamrollers mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:41,
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I KNOW ABOUT STEAMROLLERS!! AND NOT JUST THE MINTS!!! WILL YOU SHAG ME NOW BABY???
Very, very lovely :)*wishes it was for me*
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:35,
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leave her alone, you scary man!;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:38,
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Kebab hasn't shagged that/him/her/it ... and isn't likely to.
Ttssattsr,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:38,
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*flicks hair*Oh thanks, Paul! *giggles and squeals*
Seriously, ace nice work!
(Seriously, ace nice work!
Ttssattsr,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:38,
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Oi - I've warned you about that before, SAMta, all the same - I'm in the middle of making you something for your burfdee, as it happens.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:40,
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off you ****, there's a good chap.Edit: much appreciated, sir.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:42,
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hahahaha :)i can't off anything I fuck, firstly it's illegal and secondly...
(,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:45,
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Captain Wow is just a comedy account I set up a while agoI kind of painted myself into a corner and now I have to pretend to be a lady for 12 hours a day.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:40,
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You scrubbed up well for the London Bash last year then. The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:42,
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^ and even more so for the Derby bash. J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:56,
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Somehow I doubt this.Not the 'spending 12 hours as a lady' bit, though...
;-)
(;-)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:52,
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That's lullyWhat in you made it into two seperate wallpapers for those with two monitors:D
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:51,
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hehe.... good call.The pic just sort of 'ended up' that size, purely random, I'm afraid.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:54,
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Too. Damn. Gorgeous.*massive hugs*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 9:02,
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Happy remembrance day, America
Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:01,
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Ah, it's 9/11 already?nicely; I used to love those games
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:01,
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Ha ha ha!It really is :D
Do you celebrate Remembrance day out in Dutchland?
(Do you celebrate Remembrance day out in Dutchland?
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:02,
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Of WWII?Yes, it's the 4th of May, the 5th being Liberation Day
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:04,
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learn something new everyday!every b3ta day is a school day
(
yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:05,
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Ah I see.You don't have a day for all soldiers who have died then?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:06,
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These last years, they use the 4th for that purpose(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:09,
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Every day is a school day :) Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:10,
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i fucking hope not :( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:12,
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man I've been so fucking bored and I only finished on friday.it is awful.
(,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:13,
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YOU WON'T BE BORED IF YOU DO SOMETHINGONLY BORING PEOPLE GET BORED ANYWAY.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:17,
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I KNOW I'M BORING AND I'M NOT IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH TO DO SOMETHING.
That last one is my belief also. mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:19,
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Bless her, my mum owns a square centimetre of the Dam Square.they sold the square off one sq cm at a time to pay for the monument just after the war.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:32,
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Really?Oh, those ever trade-minded dutchmen eh?
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:35,
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Quite so.She still has the certificate for it!
I suggested she build a very thin skyscrpaer on her bit. She wasn't very impressed.
(I suggested she build a very thin skyscrpaer on her bit. She wasn't very impressed.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:37,
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i legitimately forgot it was rememberance dayuntil 5 minutes ago
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:05,
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Meh.As long as you don't forget on Tuesday :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:06,
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ok rememberance SUNday all well is it?
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:08,
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Aye, not too bad.But I woke up too late to go to the remembrance service for my mate :S
But hey ho, I shall go and see his parents later :D
(But hey ho, I shall go and see his parents later :D
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:09,
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i am all the chelsea pensioners, all the arsenal pensioners, all the spurs pensioners and most of the west ham pensionersall rolled into one convenient package
so there :P
(so there :P
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:11,
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It's a shame you weren't around for4damparty!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:13,
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what was that?maybe i shouldnt ask
( Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:20,
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4dam held a party, there's pictures of sushi and someone else, a glass coffee table and I'll let you guess the restbtw where's dixon? haven't seen him for a while...
(,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:22,
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I wonder if England will ever stop for ANZAC day.You know, that time when you sent out a bunch of Australians to charge over a field to their death to "create a diversion", and then you fuckers forgot you'd sent the order so they all died in vain.
Excuse me if I don't shed a tear for your incompetent fuckwits.
(Excuse me if I don't shed a tear for your incompetent fuckwits.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:16,
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^thisalthough it isn't just Aussies that British tactical incompetence has killed.
(,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:18,
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FUCK YOU KINGSUPERSPECIAL I HAD A BRILLIANTLY WITTY REPLY THAT MADE IT LOOK LIKE YOU SHAT YOURSELF AND YOU DELETED IT!! YOU BASTARD
today remembers all those that died in battle in vain or otherwise
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:18,
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Tell me if anyone mentions the battle of gallipoli. gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:21,
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i won't be watching the full march past, but the Australian ambassador is there laying a wreath along with all the other commonwealth representatives, and in past years veterans of most campaigns have been in the march past depending on survival rates and respective ages.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:25,
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Oh, you're all more interested in who sunk the belgrano.(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:30,
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It's not about glorysimply the remembrance of those who fell or went through it, whatever your political views
"War is terrible, but not as terrible as loosing the will to fight"
Some conflicts must be fought
("War is terrible, but not as terrible as loosing the will to fight"
Some conflicts must be fought
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:49,
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The only reason war is necessary is because it exists.It'd actually be pretty sweet if everyone lost the will to fight at the same time.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:51,
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Neither am I, but I'd still say it's a damn sight less terrible than war. gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:06,
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the incompent fuckwits aren't the ones who died on the front linebut you probably knew that
( Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:18,
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Wow.Quite the chip you've got on your shoulder.
They didn't just fuck it up for your lot.
My Grandad didn't particularly enjoy it either. His brothers certainly didn't. They're still in Belgium.
:(
(They didn't just fuck it up for your lot.
My Grandad didn't particularly enjoy it either. His brothers certainly didn't. They're still in Belgium.
:(
finnbar has officially retired,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:45,
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Let's all stand together and celebrate this. gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:50,
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It's a glorification at the very leastSure, a lot of innocent people were just following orders, but the people that gave the orders are validated by this kind of shit.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:58,
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It's a reminder to make the effort not to do it againor at least to try not to.
If you think it glorifies it you're missing the point.
*click*
(If you think it glorifies it you're missing the point.
*click*
finnbar has officially retired,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:28,
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Christcalm geezer; of course we remember those men, and that "raging lion that turned out to be a stranded whale." The first world war was full of fuck ups like that, and whatever your misgivings about the tactics and the squandering of human life, the commonwealth tore the heart out of the German army in the end, and won
that 'diversion' was appalling though
(that 'diversion' was appalling though
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:56,
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"Tore the heart out of the German Army"Not so sure about that, but they did cause mass starvation among the German civilian population by preventing food supplies getting in to the country.
Spiffing.
(Spiffing.
Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:27,
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I have a load more new photos, which I took this morningWill upload them to flickr soon
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:11,
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there was a game on the zx81 (I think)where you had to destroy buildings as you gradually got got lower or you would crash in to them.
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:26,
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yes, what is it they actually celebrate on 9th of Novemberamerica is a very confusing place
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:48,
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As request. I made a new one for GSTQ. I did a much crapper version about 2-3 years ago.
EDIT: Oppsy I knew I left something off!
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:57,
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how much had you had to drink by time you phoned me? Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:59,
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*breaks silence*and wind ;)
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:02,
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o.Othanks for that!
anyone you know?
(anyone you know?
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:16,
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You know how to make a PAT file?I was going to use a pattern overlay but had to use a clone from a source image.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:01,
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NicelyI predict some publication might pinch that ;)
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:15,
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What?Gimp Weekliy?
Not again!
(Not again!
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:44,
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That's lovely.Nicely done, sir.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:26,
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Happy birthday :)I drew you a cat, but it was rubbish :(
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:05,
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pfffftcrusty :)
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:04,
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no one even remembered my birthday :'(
and I've run out of family guy downloads to watch :'( what can I do :'(
oh yeah, crappy birthday kiddiwink
Aww. He's so sweet, but what could he be hiding underneath that eyepatch? Candy? CANDY?Thaaank you, Kebab :))))))
( Ttssattsr,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:56,
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Magic birthday dust? A secret doorway to treasure land? WHAT COULD HE BE HIDING? Ttssattsr,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:59,
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it's an eyehole and a scar, it motivates him to crave world domination.
You're only 20?I'm only 20!
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:33,
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That's no cat!It is an evil thing!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:56,
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psst. it's siamese, it's socially acceptable to hate them/lacistluls
(,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:58,
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We are siamese if you please!MEOW!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:02,
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*remembers the link from the other day**bokes*
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:11,
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HAHAHAwoo and happy birthday ttssattsr and all those who sail in him.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:01,
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well you know if maybe he had i nose job i'd sail in himno wait...the third and fourth holes on a man!!
WOULD
(,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:04,
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WOULD
There's plenty of Superjail to download. gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:04,
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happy burfdai
FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:39,
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But first sir, you are of to hell ;) Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:41,
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Fake - no wedding ring!not that I would know, but it's trooo!
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:43,
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I can imagine a Chelsea Pensioner jabbing me with his cane and saying"Fake - no wedding ring!"
(
collapsibletank procreates,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:45,
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Well you must trust the word of a Chelsea Pensionerthey have seen a great many horrible things - and the worse of all being the lemon party, which on a Sunday morning is too much for many people's blood especially mine.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:48,
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Ew. You were lemonpartied this morning?
collapsibletank procreates,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:51,
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Fuck Off I'm not old ewww maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:52,
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FAKE!I don't have a hard on ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:52,
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oh you bastard, I just googled that!My EYES
( Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:52,
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Ha ha ha!Try Tubgirl, Goatse, 2 girls 1 cup and BME Pain Olympics for true joys :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:53,
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Ive seen goatse and tubgirl, refuse to watch 2 girls 1 cup (the reactions are funnier) and have been introduced to the joys of BME Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:55,
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ha ha ha ha oh fuck thats horribly arousing Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:56,
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aw man, some bloke pretty much told me he wanked to thisimages.heaven666.org/images/big-twat.jpg
not safe for work, and a fairly unpleasant picture. may be fake though
badly packed kebab that bloke was you wasnt it?
( Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:02,
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no it's was this shortish oilish greek chappie I knowworst part is he's got a bird, i pity because she has to probably stretch her dumpster to similar extremes for him now.
not sure what's his got to put in there though...
oh ziiiiiiiiiiing.
(,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:06,
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not sure what's his got to put in there though...
oh ziiiiiiiiiiing.
CrikeyHas she been doing it with a steamroller?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:05,
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You will never be able to hear Dead or Alivenow without getting aroused!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:01,
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octopus girl ftw!!lemon party is kinda cute in a very strange way
(,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:56,
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no thanks i think i'm spent for today Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:57,
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haha brilliant - are you really going to wear that? Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:52,
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splendidcan we do a 2 min /board silence?
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:55,
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i could post a picture, that is sure to have the desired effect Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:58,
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oooh!!afghan poppies......everyday is poppies day
( Elvis impersonator,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:01,
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I often get confused myself....
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:31,
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possibly would. *drinks more beer*I don't like zoos. zoos are upsetting.
(,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:32,
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Because they have fencing to keep you away from the animals, right? maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:33,
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How are we meant to scuffle with the animals if there's a fence in the way, HUH? Ttssattsr,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:35,
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does anyone have a cat for Ttssattsr that can be legitimately posted in a thread?
Aahh *backs away slowly throwing ducks and monkeys for distraction* maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:37,
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i kinda find some of the confienment of animals saddeningalthough, it's good for endangered species.
(,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:36,
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But why are you endangering them? maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:37,
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That's fine thenunless you ate the last Tasmanian Devil - that was the last one you know!
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:44,
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they are surviving, although more in captivity than the wildI never eat the last thing, it drives my mum bananas
(,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:46,
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This is where you are wrong!Some zoos are horrible, but London Zoo and Jersey Zoo are mega win!
If you think about it, without them the animalses would all die!
(If you think about it, without them the animalses would all die!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:39,
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Yes, it's much better that tigers hang around in cages in London for our entertainment.Fuck, I'd rather die.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:41,
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Too right!Otherwise I would have to go all the way to Bongo Bongo Land to see them, wouldn't I!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:46,
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i remember seeing a panther paceing up and down in a cage when i was a kidi've never been back to a zoo. It seemed wrong to me even then. I know we are destroying their environment, that must be stopped.
The zoos should be less for entertainment value and more for preservation though.
(,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:45,
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The zoos should be less for entertainment value and more for preservation though.
Luckily I have never been to a "horrible" Zoo.I was at London on Friday, and talking to Jahled and some of the other volunteers there, they look after animals in an amazing way. Most of the animals are free to roam around where they want in their areas. Which is why my nephew nearly got eaten by a Golden Headed Tamarind :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:49,
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Zoos are essentially arks these days, places where we can monitor and protect species' gene poolswithout them most of the spectacular animals you see on documentaries would have died out in the wild
Human intrusion in their native habitats has simply made it impossible for most endangered animals to cope 'naturally' in the wild
I think tigers are quite content to live in an enclosure; fed like kings, vets on hand, and free from predators (humans), for me to marvel at
Bearing in mind the panthera can sleep for about twenty hours a day; it's not as if they need to rush around in a jungle
(Human intrusion in their native habitats has simply made it impossible for most endangered animals to cope 'naturally' in the wild
I think tigers are quite content to live in an enclosure; fed like kings, vets on hand, and free from predators (humans), for me to marvel at
Bearing in mind the panthera can sleep for about twenty hours a day; it's not as if they need to rush around in a jungle
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:58,
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It kind of makes you wonder how those species got so amazing without us wonderful humans meddling in their shit for the last few million years. gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:03,
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Watching the Amazon program on the BBC,it was actually quite interesting to see some of the people who are "destroying" the Rainforest, and why they are doing it.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:07,
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All the talk yesterday of Mongoose and Coatisgot me thinking :D
Woo!
I think I am still drunk!
(Woo!
I think I am still drunk!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:40,
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There's only one test to tell if you're drunk or not. Read the following: Ttssattsr,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:40,
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*head fails*What does that mean?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:41,
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Oh bollocks!The second hand head shop isn't open till Monday :(
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:54,
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I'm a bit too out of practise to offer any real competition in a game of chess. gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:43,
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I'll kick your arse in Big Buck Hunter III. gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:00,
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ok, [email protected], I'll just strip off and plug in my webcam
BAARRGFFHHFFFF*sicks a little*
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:53,
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Hahahahaa!:D
( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:36,
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LOL!I saw this the other day and it really made me chuckle then, as it does now :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:41,
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Ha ha ha!Dark side of the Mongoloid :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:50,
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Awww. Isn't she a cutie pie?
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:27,
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bit young for the 'would' reply, but I'm guessing the photo is oldish....where is Ttssattsr? I have a cat for him
(,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:30,
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what is he using to pull the stringsi can see both his hands
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:30,
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shuddup:P'ningles.
Levers and pulleys!
(Levers and pulleys!
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:31,
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'ningi expect to see 'wear your poppins' before the morning's out.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:33,
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I'll dig it out for you.Damn can't find it. I shall make you a new one:)
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:38,
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i think i have it saved god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:38,
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i love animals with teefs
FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:05,
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BLAAAAAAAAARRB!
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:07,
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I hope no one pull the zip acrossor he'll tear himself apart blarbing like that. Morning DTH :)
( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:09,
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I wonder if he's ever got a foreskin caught in there? riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:14,
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How do you circunsize a whale?Send down four skin divers:D
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:17,
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Everybody sing...My one skin lies over my two skin...
My two skin lies over my three...
My three skin lies over my four skin...
So pull back my four skin for me...
(My two skin lies over my three...
My three skin lies over my four skin...
So pull back my four skin for me...
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:22,
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Pull back.Pull back.
O pull back.
My foreskin.
For me. For me.
(O pull back.
My foreskin.
For me. For me.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:32,
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As you asked so nicely....* pulls - HARD!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:40,
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Have you seen this, David?(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:47,
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hahaha!I know feel the urge to add big googly eyes to mine :)
( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:09,
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is that aBuried-round-the-back-of-a-barn owl?
( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:13,
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Ha ha ha.. yes, it could be....In other news.... "The Great Architect" is a sodding liar! www.b3ta.com/board/8905836
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:14,
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By jove!What a dapper wee froggy :)
( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:37,
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