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# Knackers to Charity


Hmm, execution's not quite spot on, but the idea made me giggle.
'Ning.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# hehe

Have a Viking Bear
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Aww
Thanks honey
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
#
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# I don't like these new collection boxes.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)
# ha
Well that made me giggle more than it should have done.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# and Mrs dive man
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# lol,
gross
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# No bikini bottoms
required. Shame about the frozen pool.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# that is superb
*wishes for sound-effects*
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Well
Boing ugh, boing ugh, splatsplash
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)
# i had that fat lady in a pan once-but i lost it
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Fucking vacations
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)
# GOSH
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)
# That's quite good you know.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 0:26, archived)
# This is feckin brill! :D
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Probably been done at some point, probably by Dave the Hat.

I won't bother with the pantylope.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Yay!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Yours has more charm.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Yours looks quite angry
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)
# That's realism.
I was trying to capture the vital character of a wild beast of the savanna forced into underwear.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Mine is a nazi zebra
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
# The swastika symbolises the struggle for the supremacy of stripey animals.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Big cups !
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Pfft :)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Not really worth it's own thread but it wouldn't look right under a penguin

anyone remember this ridiculous situation?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)
# incredibly well
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Yay Dead Kennedys' Jello Biafra
now doing standup? woo
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# well... i think he'd consider it spoken word activism but yeah
would you like the torrent to download his spoken word albums? y/n?

would you like to play a game? y/n?
y
would you like to play a game of chess?
n
would you like to play a game of global thermonuclear war? y/n?
y
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)
# I would but I really have to go to bed now I'm on at work at 7am
thanks anyway - you can send it via a personal message if you like then I can watch/listen to it later.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# I'd almost forgotten about him, I used to have one of his speech records,
can't recall any of it now but it woke my mind up to new thoughts at the time!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# i've got all of his stuff :)
i'm a really big fan of him, i don't always agree with him but he plays devil's advocate amazingly. plus old DKs FTW.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
# hehe.. nice mob
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Pitchforks and torches, gotta go with the classics,
I was either gonna be this one or the paediatrician one.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Tinky
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Again!
Again again!
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 1:45, archived)
# BIndun ?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fcuking A!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:22, archived)
# russian fluffies. super
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:24, archived)
# cor!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Hehe furtive
we haven't seen a furtive for a long time
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Pet Rushka . . .
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)
# fly my pretty, fly
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Ahahaha YES!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Edit: Have my effort :D

(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)
# wat r u doen?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Wonderful!


(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Dun revil ur pwers! u kil us all!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)
# i dnt like kilen
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)
# its dien stupd!
dey wil kil us, tat meens we is dien!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:18, archived)
# o sry i fourgot four a minit thre
i cn b realy sily somtims
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)
# A true sky diver . . .
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Hahaha, top stuff.
Woo
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Pretty fly for a white guy.
Ace!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:17, archived)
# hahaha--section that man
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:17, archived)
# What it it *sniff* says *sniff*
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# FACK
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Christ on a salty poo!
That's an ugly gunt!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
# ahahah
weird and lol
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
# THIS GUY IS SEXY


AND YOUR POST IS FULL OF BLUMMIN' WOO, TO BOOT!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# She has a terrible breast itch . . . and a motor mouth !
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# haha
I want to play!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I like to think she's talking in the style of scatman john
Ske-be-do-be-bop-sho-wop!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# I like to think she's auctioning off her tatas and thus saying:
£50hereIsee55therefromthemaninyellow£70attheback75.50fromthesmallbaldman£102justdownhere102doIhearmore102theirworthmorethanthatboys102lasttime£130fromthemaninyellowagain£140onthesides....etc..etc
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Sold . . . to the man in the front row with his hat on his lap !
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Deviated !
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Top notch shoppery.



(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# is this a health warning?
lol juicy lines
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Welcome to Hull, and the Daily Mail
Double hell
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# i think they'd have trouble rounding up 72 virgins in hull
edit: i like the idea that properly-behaved b3tans will get their reward in hull
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# what font-matching algorithm did you use?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# The same one
as the Hull Daily Mail

ok I use the Shiraz-Sauvignon one
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# pfft
......flogging's coming home
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I made a bees!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Spanged bee!!



(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Cunt^
;D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Spanged Cunt?
I see no evidence of this!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# *avoids abusing Maidens lady bitses*
But if you are ever in south east london, give me a call ;)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# It's a trap!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Oh Noes!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)
# TJ: my 2 pence on the tree business down there vvvv
i don't think sound is merely the vibration of molecules though.it doesn't aquire "sound"ness until something percieves it
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# I was thinking something similar,
but then I thought, fuck it I'll be here all night if I start philosophising.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I've been sitting in the library since 4 o'clock reading about legal philosophy
this is child's play compared to sentences like: "common official practice cannot constitute a legal reason for accepting and treating as binding the rule of recognition itself, because the rule of recognition is an ultimate legal rule to which questions regarding what make it legally valid, or questions regarding what further legal reasons there are for accepting it, do not apply"
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
#
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Well obviously cats and badgers.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# I'm not going to bother with that at this time of night.
Anyway, fancy going for a pie this weekend?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# maybe next weekend?
I've got two heinous essays in for wednesday and very little hope of actually making the deadline. I could do with a pie though
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Chances are I'll be in Birmingham that weekend.
Should be around all this weekend though, so let me know if you change your mind.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:17, archived)
# That may be the case,
but there are plenty of animals out there who can't here, or see, but they can feel things.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# here? where?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
# sure but they would have their own criteria for sensory perception
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I think that was my point
we can subjectify 'sound' as being the oscillation of our ear drums - but it's more complex than that. If sound was subjective in this way then it would not exist - sound waves (the oscillation of air molecules) is an ambient part of our environment and the way we recieve this informative is not sound itself - but our interpretation of sound.

Therefore insects and such without ears will recieve this information in a different way to humans - but that does not exclude the fact that sound exists regardless of whether it is being recieved or not in the same way that if you don't own a radio does that mean Radio Waves aren't all about us?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)
#
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:23, archived)
# yes
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# go team
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Why do you want to divide events semantically into perceived and unperceived ones?
I don't see what difficulty this distinction is trying to overcome.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:11, archived)
# In order to divide between physical and mental events?
So, oscillations of air particles vs hearing music.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Why classify the unpercieved ones as "not noises"?
I might as well say that when we hear soft and gentle sounds, those aren't really noises. Or that when we detect a noise visually as a sound wave on a screen, that's not really a noise, or that noises that happen in Switzerland don't count because it's a quiet sort of place.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:18, archived)
# To be honest, I'd happily use the word 'sound' or 'noise' to describe either.
But there is a distinction between a physical description of what's happening and the mental perception of it.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)
# because "sound" is the description of quality of perception
vibration of molecules isn't.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:16, archived)
# because that is the purpose of the question
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:19, archived)
# You bastard!
You shouldn't have told her!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# WEEEEEY!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# *affects the voice of the gay man in Family Guy*
Wah ney!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# It has bee dee eyes !
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
# It sure does :D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Man
That's buzzing
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Maybe he is,
maybe he isn't :D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# BEES AM THE FUTURE!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I like this animation!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# It's Bee Dylan
:D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)
# go, bee!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Bees eat ants!
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# only
these ones, i'm sure
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
# They are woo :D
The leafcutter ants at London Zoo are win too!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# i always remember david attenborough
saying they made "a tasty snack for a hungry biologist"
and eating one
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# I spent an awful lot of time on this for no good reason.


A picture of a diving board plus an image of an empty swimsuit from a catalogue site would have been better.

Also cutting it out was hard enough, without building inside the suit from scratch.

And I only chose it for it's humorous pose, which I removed.

I fail.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)
# cracking bit of work there, sir
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)
# But an utter waste of time.
I could have effected it with a lot less effort.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)
# exceelent work though
maybe choose a more suitable picture next time though
www.worth1000.com/contest.asp?contest_id=12569&display=photoshop
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Well I like it.
It looks like the municipal pool in Lausanne!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)
# a very nice job!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Pffffft
at the text
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Beter than all my invisibles! From yester-year
I'll try to find one....Invisisble slut:
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)
# sideways tits!
and tiny midget-legs
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Well I like it anyway, so shush
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# needs work on the shadows
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# oh i forgot about this one
Click for bigger
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
# yeah well it took ages
cya later b3ta
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# very nicely done nonetheless.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# it's the effort that counts...
that's super work, sir
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# that's what i always say
but apparently size and duration also score highly
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Boo! Get off the stage!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# If she's invisible,
why does she need a swimsuit anyway?

Woo, too.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)
# so the invisible man can't perv off on her
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Can invisible people see each other?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# If not, can they see themselves?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# If an invisible tree fell in a forest,
something something something something?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Ah I have given this a lot of thought (I do stuff like that)
and if a tree falls in a forest and there is no-one around to hear it does it make a sound?

My answer is yes as we evolved ears to hear sound - not that sound was created to suit the fact we have ears. Therefore sound is an ambient part of the evironment and we evolved to learn to hear sound else we wouldn't need ears - therefore sound happens whether we hear it or not. ta-da!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# 'sound' is our interpretation of waves of energy being emitted from any given source
not the energy itself. if there are no ears to receive the energy, there is no 'sound'

so in terms of literal truth, if a tree falls and no one is around to hear it, it doesn't make a noise, it merely produces waves of sound energy
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# It depends on your definition of 'sound',
whether sound is just molecules vibrating in certain ways, or whether it's the qualia of us perceiving those vibrations.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# "qualia"
that was the word i was looking for.

'"sound"ness' good grief....
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# I would say that vibrations in the air is sound
regardless of how they are perceived. Often this kind of question of the falling tree is coupled with the remark "We don't hear the wind unless it rustles through the leaves of a tree." but any movement of air makes a sound often too low a frequency for us to preceive.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:28, archived)
# I agree.
But I'd use sound to describe the physical or mental processes, and this whole debate seems to depend on which definition you use.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# True but it's fun philosphising about stuff
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Well, that really depends on what you mean by 'stuff'.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# I think about life the universe and everything really
I'd like to know the answers, not just some philosophy but the truth of things. However I don't think there really is truth of things only subjective interpretations about these things - however there must be an undeniable truth of things but we will never know what is the objective truth of life.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I'm sure there is a fundamental truth, but I'm sure we'll never know it for sure.
My basic strategy is to argue the opposite to the other guy, because it makes things more fun.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# an age old question...
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Hey, I think it's ace.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# It's going to make a funny splash !
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# MUCH B3TA NOW
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)
# you win the elvis weathercock award
for having no good reason
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Elvis Weathercock
I wish to change my name to this, effective immediately
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)
# But it still says McBadger ;)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)
# cool !
is this shoppery or real ?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)
# shopee
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Elvis is in the wind . . .
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Moar!
in this kind of vein
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# AM IT BEE TIEM?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:29, archived)
# It does not matter how busy you are.
There is always time for BEES.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)
# and SCIENCE?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# I ENDORSE THIS COMMENT :D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)
# YAAA
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)
# oooh i like him :D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Bee you say?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# thass wunnerful!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Bees
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Bee headed !
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# oooooooooooooooh, proper bee :D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)
# blimey 20k posts!
bees that go boo!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)
# the new doctor?

bindun
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Daily Mail safe program
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)
# *Adblocks*
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:25, archived)
# yeah, i think catherine could be the doctor
stop her from making so-called comedy shows, anyway
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Him or Davison.



(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)
# though a zombie-pertwee would be cool
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Now you're just playing with my dreams!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
# The best Doctor ever but then I grew up on Tom Baker as The Doctor
even though I remember John Pertwee as well but Tom Baker put humour and jelly babies into Dr Who!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] bloody jar jars, coming over here, taking our...
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
# You made my laughing muscles hurt!
*shakes fist*
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)
# *cowers from fist*
congrats on your 20k, btw.
actual 'usable' b3tan nakedness posts - will wonders ever cease?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)
# 'Usable?' In what sense?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)
# be careful asking questions like that.
they might get answered.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)
# *adjusts brightness*
*adjusts contrast*
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Well, you clearly missed my 1000.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)
# *arouses*
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Ahahaha!!
clicky
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Now that's more like it!
top skills, sir
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Pfffttt!!
I think they should make George Lucas do them all over again but this time without computers other than the ones that were available when he did the first 3 Star Wars which are now the 4th,5th and 6th ones!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Hahaha
take all his money away and tell him to re-do them all again only using Star Wars Lego, 8mm and 3 workmen.

(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:28, archived)
# I think we can replace George Lucas with Peter Jackson
when he did his early stuff like Bad Taste.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)
# I haven't seen that.
*searches*
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Hahaha
Needs to be longer...

That's what SHE said *Canned laughter*
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# NOOOOOOO!
I am playing lego Star wars as we Speak!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)
# damn, i was gonna do BAN THIS THICK SITH
*sad face*
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Hahahaha!
They did. And then this happended:

(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)
# 4rf!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)
# *chortles*
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Yes!
Woo
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Pffft!
Huzzah! I tip my clicky hat to you, sir!

(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)
# hahaha i genuinely didn't notice the Sith Flick bit, i thought it was still sick filth.
very well done!!!
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:21, archived)
# Aaaargh
Hahaha :D
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# love palin's eyes in that
are they real?
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry] He lives in Florida, you know.
And from what I gather, he'd like a little head.

(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)
# That only looks slightly like me.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Sir, that's really not good, on so many levels
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Have you ever seen me? That guy could totally pass as me.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
# For fucks' sake, mate
You're young - get some bloody exercise!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Haha. I've played you for a fool, Paul!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
# You wouldn't be the first
or indeed the last.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)
# :) You're a trusting man.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)
# it'll be my downfall
bad career choice, frankly, considering my current employment.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)
# are you a high court
judge?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)
# fattyfatfat!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)
# he has no penis
but he is a big cunt
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)
# But his bellend is clearly smug.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
# He makes a fortune from thick inbreds
Good on him, in a way. Except that he has no morals.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry] You must enter a subject? Right, which one of you wants a bloody good rogering?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely!

Found us a t-shirt yet? ;)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# whatamiyourfindusacheapsarahpalintshirtonthelocalmarketwhenyouhavesometimepleasethanksbyebitch?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Yes, yes you are ;)
;D

How do m3? How is the Brave New World?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:04, archived)
# mostly sunny and a mild 76 degrees
Nice to see you on /board Mr.RWW
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
crikey
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# *suppresses titter*
*serious face*
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)
# HAHAHA!!
'edit'

wait a sec...


;D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:02, archived)
# How did you do that?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:02, archived)
# He must have some powerful image manipulation software.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Someone should set up an internet site where people can post pictures made with this software!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:04, archived)
# It would never work!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Nah, it'd be full of cunts

See----------------------------------------------^
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)
# But lovely cunts,
who do lovely things for other cunts :D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)
# cunts for cunts then
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Indeed.
Now my edit makes me looks a cunt!!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
But as I said, a lovely one ;)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)
# You're insane
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)
# potattyshop?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Y SO SRS?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)
# COZ U RNT ON IM >:[
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Fit in???
So.....In your glass house are you very loud,obnoxious and fat?

;)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Let me just tell you something... and I just wanna say this


/salmon mousse
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Erm..ok.
WTFYBOB? Yank-wannabe?
(Sounds like a Jedi name!!)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
are you really english?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)
# sick internet fiend
hurls abuse at britain's newspapers from his luxury euro-home!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Hahaha spot on.
D'you think Mr. Gruntfuttock will mind I did this to his original?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Edit: Oh wait he said it was fine :)
In that case sorry for posting a unsimilar dog on a bike picture in your thread.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:08, archived)
# that
is splendid

(sends to friends)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)
# All Mr. G's work,
I just Boris'd the trousers.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Oi!
My bleedin 'shop!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:18, archived)
# that's ok
I sent a link to this thread, not a copy of the image.

:o)


Where's the original?

edit: (scrolls)

Ah!
www.b3ta.com/board/8935320

Sorry about that. Doing 8 things at once here.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)
# oh blast...
details in the gaz..

Thank you, sir.
*blushes*
I'm sorry, but it so seldom happens that I get inspiration. Forgive me.

(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)
# My name isn't Barack Obama
and I approve of this post.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)
# I completely give you the right's to replace this with your original.
I just had to make his trousers true to Boris.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:20, archived)
# ...and a damn fine job too
if I may say.

:D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)
# nice work on the pants
:)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
# that took me far too long... (to notice that is)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)
# *LOL*
wonderful, simply wonderful!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
# hahaha
Looks even more like Boris now.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# quite apt...boris is only okay in small, defineable, discreet quantities
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Hah
but tins of white paint can fuck right off

My evening, and my carpet, were ruined yesterday; the Nazi pigs
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:11, archived)
# crusty bukakke
they'll do anything to get a visa.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:12, archived)
# bloody superb


it's the way they display them
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:25, archived)
# cheers!
and nicely!~
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I don't know where I was going with this.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)
# To China?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Silly Doghorse!
That is no slow boat!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:53, archived)
# It might be
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:54, archived)
# :D
In other news, New series of Lead Balloon in a couple of minutes :D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
# not enough top hat
:)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I knew I missed something.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Pfft!
Eh?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Remember kids, the internet is a non-renewable resource.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Oh noes he's broke the fat pipe!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:53, archived)
# *winces*
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Place and a hard rock ?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:54, archived)
# *Jumps out from corner covered head to toe in soot*
BOO!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
# ARGH!
*Falls backwards into a bandwidth vein*
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# SUPPLIES!
/the Jim Davidson Joke Book, 1983
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# He's such a rittle lacist.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)
# they must be mining like mad now
we've got a gig download, get mining you bastards
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# OH HAI THERE INTERNETS
I IS GERMAN ZEBRA AND I DO GERMAN AND SHIT SHIT
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# i don't get it
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Whats not to get?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# IT!1!11!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# You get it right?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:51, archived)
# I already had IT.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:51, archived)
# zebra's are not german
if it is german why is it living in the 1940's?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Munich Zoo
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# *is English*
*Bombs and kills the bears*

Historiclols!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)
# pictures or it didnt happen
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)
# WITH THE HEAD OF A SNAKE. GM CROPS ARE TO BLAME, I BET.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Surely you mean this:
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Errr, probably not.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# CATWORMSNAKEPOSSIBLYPLANT
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:51, archived)
# CATSNAKEFISH!
/ac
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:51, archived)
# That ^
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)
# nazebris
I hate those guys
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:46, archived)
# I know, coming into our pastures and pasturising all our milk and shit
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:48, archived)
# It hasn't gone 3am yet
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Fuck off, who cares
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Crikey
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:54, archived)
# it is all the hair
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:47, archived)
# HALLO MEIN PAL!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:47, archived)
# DRAW HIM A FRIEND
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:49, archived)
# OK
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
Yes!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# GAZEBRA
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:49, archived)
# HAI THERE TESCO VALUE TTSSATTR
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:49, archived)
# FUCK YOU, JESSIE ASKED FOR A GERMAN ZEBRA, I DRAWED ONE
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# HAI THERE TESCO VALUE PASANONIC
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:51, archived)
# NOW THATS OVERSTEPPING THE LINE
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:51, archived)
# FUCK THE LINE! IT'S SO OLD IT'S FADED ANYWAY!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# NOTHING LIKE ME. I'M ALL: LOLOLWTF and shit.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:54, archived)
# IT CAME FROM THE OTHER SIDE!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# what's black and white and nazi all over?
the daily mail lolololol
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] The dahl limahl
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Wait a minute, this is the compo?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:46, archived)
# fuck knows
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I checked and it is
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:48, archived)
# I didn't see anything about eighties singers and chick-pea products.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:53, archived)
# They filed it under "Kajagoogoo Lentil"
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)
# aw maannn
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Free Mullets from Chinese Rule!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:47, archived)
# He'd go well with the Elephant Naan
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:49, archived)
# that's beautiful
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Surreal killer ?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Will it never end...
sorry...
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
# lol .......mad win
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Writer's block nudge . . .
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# heh heh
the late nights finally catch up
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:48, archived)
# where's Mulder?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Blocked up !
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)

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