A much worthier cause...(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:57,
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Yay!I was going to do something about this story earlier in the week, but never got round to it...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7725771.stm
(news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7725771.stm
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:58,
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Oh bloody hell.....and I had JUST started to concentrate today as well...must NOT think about Darcy Bussel in a Tricorn....
(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:05,
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Don't think about purple dancing mongooses either!
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:18,
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when is children in need on?...I've not heard anything about it
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:59,
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oops I forgot my sarcasm tags..sorry :) prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:02,
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Ah sorry :DI myself didn't actually know it was on tonight. hence my believing you :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:07,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: The Daily Mail"){kind=small}
Ludicrously Tenious
Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:53,
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Ooooh... the lovely TessDo you reckon she's twoses up with Vernon and Brucie?
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:54,
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mmmmmlucky pierre in a dutch oven
( Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:55,
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tenious should exist as a word.A combination of tenuous and tedious.
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:55,
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newsletter subject line compohe a good girl or bloke
write a pearl of a joke
(write a pearl of a joke
rob,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:52,
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PROPPING UP YOUR DEAD MILITARY DICTATORS Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:52,
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I FUCKED YA MUM AND SHE LOVED IT *KATY PERRYS*EDIT: also, he a good girl or bloke?
(
Just Flange,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:53,
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rantin' an' a ragin' an' a rapin' an '- OH MY FUCKING GOD MY DICK JUST FELL OFF!!!!!!!!! Just Flange,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:58,
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IT'S A FUCKIN NARWHAL!!1 FUCKIN LOOKIT THAT SHIT RIGHT THERE, THE NARWHAL BE STEALIN MAH BUCKET!!! Just Flange,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:01,
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100% more news than the Daily Mail!but a lot of very similar pictures...
(
..wil,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:55,
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With free yoghurt for your Bush!As Asylum Seekers give you Thrush!
( ..wil,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:05,
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Weasels Ripped My FleshThat should do it, I reckon.
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:53,
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THE GOVERNMENT WERE WARNED ABOUT FRITZL!
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:53,
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STOP REPOSTING FOR COMPOS OR BEES WILL SHIT IN YOUR EYES YOU CUNTS Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:53,
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Daily FAIL!!!!... geedit?... sounds like Mail Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:54,
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oh, I see what you did there...;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:55,
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clever, innit*waves*
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:58,
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B3ta news inside
northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:54,
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B3ta welcomes our new chocolate coloured overlords Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:54,
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Ain't no sunshine where she gone, and she's always gone too long Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:54,
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Beating Your Kids and Blaming The Government Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:55,
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Julie Moult was my high school tutor.. and that's why I'm in prison.
Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:56,
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GETTING SUED BY THE DAILY MAIL Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:56,
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Chucking coins at the bastards since.... Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:57,
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New and improved? What do you mean? You can't have New AND Improved
Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:57,
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b3ta home of shit challenges prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:58,
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SMOKING WINS YOU THE RESPECT OF YOUR PEERS. JUST ASK SIMON WESTON Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:58,
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haaaaaaaahahahaYES
( Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:59,
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HahThat's not even nearly true
There's at least 5% of the users of B3ta who are Daily Mail "journalists".
(There's at least 5% of the users of B3ta who are Daily Mail "journalists".
Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:01,
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94% then?Obviously it won't work unless it's an *accurate* percentage... :P
(,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:11,
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b3ta...because you are all equally worthless... Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:00,
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putting in the cock in nick hancock
yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:01,
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Or putting the d in nick handcock Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:02,
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putting the apostrophe in pedan't yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:26,
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EDDIE FINGERS IS A CUNT MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:02,
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PUTTING THE P INTO BABY P Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:05,
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PUTTING THE COCK INTO MADDIE MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:06,
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This just in: there's a whale in the Thames
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:06,
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Forced up your bum, like a fist in prison Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:08,
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NIG-NOG IN THE WHITE HOUSE mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:12,
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There are nine million cliches in this song. And that's a fact./warbly bint.
(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:15,
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just like getting wanked off by a leprous tramp - it's wrong but you love it Biffins Bridge,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:21,
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Happy Birthday Prince Charles.Ever felt you might have wasted your life?
Nice biscuits though
(Nice biscuits though
sepang 's favourite day is,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:24,
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ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A TURD OF A FILM THAT WILL DO BEWILDERINGLY WELL AT THE BOX OFFICE. WHAT IS THE FUCKING WORLD COMING TO?
How to dig your way out of recession - by JCB
CanonCaliber A big bore,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:42,
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compo it
Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:50,
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REPOSTS ARE KILLING THIS ONCE GREAT NATION Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:51,
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Repost, you say?
/any old excuse blog
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:52,
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*consults lawyers*See you in court, sir!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:08,
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Hahaha!No, you just edit your first post and change it from a normal post to a compo post via the little drop down menu above 'post this message'
( ..wil,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:01,
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No wonder his bird got rid
Click for readables(140KB)
Monty Propps,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:47,
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I guess it helps if you've seen the advert/ungrateful reply blog
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:49,
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That's basically itsans the baseball bat
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:49,
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Here's where I got the caps fromwww.tellyads.com/show_movie.php?filename=TA7441
This site is great for extracting vids ;)
(This site is great for extracting vids ;)
Monty Propps,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:50,
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ah cheerssounds like a video on demand service, there's the internet for that already :D
visit4info is good too, not sure about the extracting part.
(visit4info is good too, not sure about the extracting part.
Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:54,
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HahahaI've been wanting to do that for a while
( Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:50,
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Hahahadid you blur out mimsy there?
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:44,
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did you look far too closely to find out? Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:45,
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There is a little bit of mimsy,but hopefully not enough for a NSFW linky! (?)
( ..wil,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:46,
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Has anyone else ever seen an advbert for a Disney film called'the Last Mimsy'..
I sem to recall it, but was a bit messy at the tiome and thought I was making it up in my head... but now think it may have actually been true
(I sem to recall it, but was a bit messy at the tiome and thought I was making it up in my head... but now think it may have actually been true
Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:59,
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Quincy Tunnocks
Quincy is hands down the best pathologist / detective ever created.
Octo I ruin everything.,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:32,
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As a pathologist / detective, I find this offensivealso: YAY tunnocks
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:33,
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As a Tunnocks waferI also find it offensive
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:41,
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hahah not seen Tunnocks boy in a while prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:34,
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4 tunnocks biscuits for 69p at my local esso garage =credit crunch coffee side dish.
( Octo I ruin everything.,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:34,
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No SA today. Gotta go out for lunch.So here's a bitta drama:
Page 2
(
Page 2
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:31,
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I couldn't stand the though of going four whole days without SASo I made my own out of an old one...
(With apologies to JJ)
(,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:13,
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(With apologies to JJ)
Will she ignite the fuel to stay warm and bugger the occupantsor is she not that type of character?
(,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:33,
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the guy in the car is jolly jackthe girl is one of the b3tans who obsess over him.
She drags him back to her cabin, breaks his legs and makes him draw squirrels with tits all winter
(She drags him back to her cabin, breaks his legs and makes him draw squirrels with tits all winter
yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:34,
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BUMFUEL: FUEL FOR THE BUMKeeps your bum going for miles and miles
Bums sold seperately
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:37,
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ooooooooooh i see, of course, obviously. silly me... Just Flange,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:39,
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bumfuelisnotsuitableforchildrentheelderlyasmaticsgayshillbilliescommunistsorsheepalwaysreadthelabel
( mutster101 fell over,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:49,
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I feel the soundtrack to thisshould be going ner-ner Ner-Ner NER-NER NER-NER!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:34,
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Dramatic drama is dramatic barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:34,
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Hurray!I hope she incerates him and gets him to write stories draw great pictures . . . a la Misery
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:38,
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i think someone just pissed all over your punny brain. Just Flange,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:40,
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err . . . they did? Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:42,
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yanmaniain reply to Tefty.
(
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:44,
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Ah!He's on ignore because I don't like him . . . not even a little bit
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:54,
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It's really weird how you managed to make that joke without being insulting.who'da thunk it?
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:42,
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Dang!I tried . . .
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:57,
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As an ex-dictator, I find this offensive mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:35,
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I reckon he's gay. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:23,
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nonsense.He's clearly a bit of a Don Juan with the blue rinse brigade.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:25,
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very nicely done :D northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:24,
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Dance, boy, DANCE!*shoots own foot*
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:33,
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*teases monkey*Oh, hang on - that's not what you meant
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:30,
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Hahahaha! Perfect!:D
How's you? Get that troublesome tooth treated?
(How's you? Get that troublesome tooth treated?
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:28,
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Mornin' Moley!!
They're not bad sir, could do with a scrub though :D
Ninj,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:42,
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You look a bit like jim carrey from that angle Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:51,
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Hahahaha!!!!As good as new!
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:03,
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What the fuck are you using for hosting?Because it is really not working for me....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:17,
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hmmmfreeimagehosting.net - use it for most of my posts - what are you seeing?
(,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:18,
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Just the words Free Image Hosting.Have you got just the link rather than in html?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:19,
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Much better :DThank you!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:28,
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Ah, filters.For when you can't be arsed to do anything.
( The Coast Of Yemen,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:30,
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not doing anythingapart from setting up the shot, taking it, developing it myself, scanning it and adding a sprinkle of filtration to get it how I want it.
yeah, i am a lazy cunt
(,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:32,
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yeah, i am a lazy cunt
I'd probably liked it better without the filters thoughmaybe add a little contast?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:34,
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SWEEEET a reall photographer!dýou have your own darkroom? if so, what chem set-up are you using?
/longingtobuildowndarkroombutcurrentlyhavingdisagreementswithlandlordblog
(/longingtobuildowndarkroombutcurrentlyhavingdisagreementswithlandlordblog
Just Flange,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:42,
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I wishWould love own darkroom - maybe one day when the minons have flown - I use local tech colleges processing room on club nights when you can do your own thing but I don't know how long it will survive. Chem is all premixed but it's mainly Ilford/Ilfotec. I dont use SLR often, mainly Canon G5 or trusty polaroid 600.
(,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:55,
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groovy, i used to mess about in the local college darkroom, but i've since fled blighty and my dutch isn't up to par enough to feel confident about going to wangle my way into the local one here.I've got a perfect little nook at home that would make an awesome mini-darkroom, but my landlord is terrified i'll damage the house in some way, i swear when i said darkroom, he heard pipebomb factory or something...
Also, polaroid 600 is that the regular pack film? i stumbled across an old poly land camera a while back but just cannot find film for it. thinking about converting it to 35mm or medium format.
ah well, here's to dreaming.
(Also, polaroid 600 is that the regular pack film? i stumbled across an old poly land camera a while back but just cannot find film for it. thinking about converting it to 35mm or medium format.
ah well, here's to dreaming.
Just Flange,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:08,
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yupYeah I know what you mean, I have the perfect room in my house and the boiler is in there too so running water would be a snip but needed as guest room at the mo. 600 is standard pack but you can mess around with the emulsion after taking a shot but before it develops to get some interesting effetcs. I also have an old polaroid land camera that takes the type100 peel apart but finding B&W film for it is a nightmare. Soho is the only place I have found it at decent prices.
(,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:19,
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oh ballssorry, should have done this sooner :-
You should get 100 film or type 660 in Soho I think I have links and they will mail to europe.
I will have a check.
(,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:22,
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You should get 100 film or type 660 in Soho I think I have links and they will mail to europe.
I will have a check.
I thought it was you when you were 3Now I'm confused
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:47,
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*mindbleaches*TJ this has probably been done to death already today but dear lord jesus christ...
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:15,
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There's nothing about that article that doesn't make me laugh out loud!Especially the last sentence.
"Ms Taylor said she was down for a while – but now has a new man, who she met in the online game World Of Warcraft."
("Ms Taylor said she was down for a while – but now has a new man, who she met in the online game World Of Warcraft."
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:18,
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I particularly like the concept of the virtual private detective... barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:22,
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I keep reading that article over and over again. I can't stop laughing at the pictures Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:24,
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The fantastic complete and utter contrast between themselves and their avatars is stunning!We should do a one-thread imageboard challenge - design them both new avatars that better reflect their real personas...
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:28,
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HahahahaHis avatar looks like brad pitt with a mullet and moobs!
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:30,
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The concerning thing is that if they're that into their internets, they've almost certainly got b3ta accounts...*looks around shiftily*
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:35,
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Ha ha ha!Aren't peoples wonderful :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:21,
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PfffftIt'd be even funnier if both their avatars were of opposite sex from their real life bodies.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:22,
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haha agreeed, in fact this would be the ONLY way it could be any funnier. Just Flange,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:28,
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well his avatar seems to have titsmy little brain can't cope with this sort of thing
(,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:29,
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It is the hairy armpits that really groat my sprockets! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:15,
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Hahaone of the more unpleasant images I've made...
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:18,
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Nooooooooooo!someone, please pass the mindbleach.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:19,
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I work here so I can say it
MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:07,
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Pfft!But everyone knows it is Norfolk and not Suffolk that is inbred ;)
*awaits Archie*
(*awaits Archie*
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:08,
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take a walk down Lowestoft High Street and cry
MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:10,
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cheers- have another
MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:21,
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why thankyouand finally...
"
/emo hour
("/emo hour
MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:24,
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Excellent shots!Have one of mine in a similar vein
www.flickr.com/photos/weetobix/
Where did you take those btw?
(www.flickr.com/photos/weetobix/
Where did you take those btw?
Weetobix,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:05,
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thanks- Highgate Cemetery MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:20,
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I tried to go there a while back but went to Highgate wood by mistake:(
(,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:32,
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you can't miss it- it;s full of dead peopleyou have to pay to get in (to the good bit) and there's some old bitch on the gate who tried to refuse me entry because I had a camera.
She's dead now.
(She's dead now.
MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:35,
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....
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:10,
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I think you'll agree- Lowestoft is the only good thing about global warming and rising sea levels MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:11,
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hahaha, most of that area is indeed in dire need of swift sea levels rises.../not quite as bad as Gt. Yarmouth.
Thankfully, I'm a bit further up the coast
(Thankfully, I'm a bit further up the coast
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:12,
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Lowestoft= Yarmouth lite MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:13,
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hahahaha, Oh I'm so remembering that! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:14,
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I heard the New Forest is a bit family-friendlyoh and of course the Scottish Highlands, Islands and basically anywhere with a very low population density.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:10,
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Too right!*fears the foreign parts* ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:16,
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Asd Lady S is from SuffolkI have to content that it is those North folk who do the twelve toe tango
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:16,
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....
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:16,
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worst 'pinball wizard' cover ever The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:17,
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sorry to TJbut NME are trying to go all b3ta and failing miserably:
www.nme.com/photos/615/01/alternative-album-covers-the-nme-photoshop-challenge
(www.nme.com/photos/615/01/alternative-album-covers-the-nme-photoshop-challenge
Victor Meldrew,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:12,
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Is anyone here old enough to remember when the NME was good? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:14,
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does anyone remember Sounds? MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:15,
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Goodness - yes!How long ago was it they went the way of the dodo?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:16,
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when I could still manage 5 wanks a day MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:22,
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So, quite some time, then...?;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:28,
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it was a tuesday I recalland Thatcher hadn't yet raped the Malvinas in a shoddy attempt to hold on to power
( MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:33,
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^This^It was bad enough when it went full-colour, but when the covers went 'glossy', it was all over for me.
:(
(:(
LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:21,
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Not meI love music but find it to be one of the worst publications going :(
( Victor Meldrew,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:15,
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Kind of,as far as I am concerned, it was good until they bought Melody Maker and ceased its production, thus removing any need for improving for the competition.
But most music magazines are a pile of twoddle now.
(But most music magazines are a pile of twoddle now.
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:18,
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I remember people talking about Everett True like he was Jesus.Julie Burchill started at the NME. Never forget.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:20,
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Melody Maker was always superiorbut yeah
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:21,
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This^^^^I keep trying to remember the name of the cartoon strip in MM but my brain is going blank :(
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:22,
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Yes...about 1992 was the last issue
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:21,
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'fraid so :-(I remember getting floppy-plastic 'cover disks' with NME; curved air I seem to recall. Dunno where THAT went...
( pingless misunderstanding your banter on,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:53,
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With a nice spammy popup every time you go to the next pic.I think I shall award them this
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:15,
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exactly what I thought, they are terrible!
Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:23,
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F***ing hell.Hummus & 'shopping skills are low with 'NME.com users'.
( LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:29,
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HAHAHAHAHAskillzors: 0
originality: 0
hummus: 0
and those are their 'best ones'*
* probably also their only ones
(originality: 0
hummus: 0
and those are their 'best ones'*
* probably also their only ones
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:32,
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Down with this sort of thing
Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:37,
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As a LowestoftianThis sign is much fucking better than the "sunshine town" or whatever we are at the moment. :P
(,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:31,
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I'm here right now and I can't see any fucking sunshineshould be "the drizzle town"
( MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:48,
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Now that there is a lateral thinking of afantastic magnitude.
Though if you are also suggesting Ale is rubbish then you're poo.
(Though if you are also suggesting Ale is rubbish then you're poo.
Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:05,
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Ha ha ha!*pearoasts like a whore*
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:06,
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Sean was a bit more aware of new fasion
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:50,
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I think sean is gay northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:51,
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Your mother's gay. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:01,
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everyone has AIDSAIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS..
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:04,
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YAY, we are all GAYYYYYJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJ
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!.....
(MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!.....
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:06,
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^thisI just love that anim
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:16,
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big wolves are well out of fashion
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:56,
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awww :)I need to get the hand of this animal editing stuff I think
(,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:24,
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A bit yesBut that's 2007's fashion* ;)
* /is not aware of anything fashion related, except people walking on uggs and crocs and they should all be shot for it
(* /is not aware of anything fashion related, except people walking on uggs and crocs and they should all be shot for it
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:10,
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Richard's Little John?
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:48,
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haha9/10 needs more pissing Branson
On a related TJ, I've been reading his column this morning, and the entire first section is basically "OMG I did sees a CHAV!!!!11!1"
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1085518/RICHARD-LITTLEJOHN-Welcome-Britain-land-rising-scum-.html
Thanks b3ta, for exposing me to such quality journalism.
(On a related TJ, I've been reading his column this morning, and the entire first section is basically "OMG I did sees a CHAV!!!!11!1"
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1085518/RICHARD-LITTLEJOHN-Welcome-Britain-land-rising-scum-.html
Thanks b3ta, for exposing me to such quality journalism.
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:51,
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I love howhe can spot fake designer sportwear from 20 paces,. but can't accurately determine the age of the children.
I suspect it may all be made up
(I suspect it may all be made up
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:52,
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To quote Stewart LeeOne of the catchphrases he uses in his column is "you couldn't make it up", which is ironic...
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:54,
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^ thatwith added unfeasibly humour (and indeed talent) -free cartoon from 'Gary'.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:02,
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How dare people be working class!Incosiderate bastards!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:07,
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Oh, it's a little shitI wonder what's in the potty..
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:51,
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Nicely, sirand a very fine 'nings to you!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:04,
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children in seed :/ ooh-er!woah nelly :D
( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:47,
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weed was too obvious anywaykudos!
( serious as a four-leaf clover and fresh like woo,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:47,
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Awww, poor wren. :(Well at least the children are OK.
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:48,
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lolzors:D
( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:50,
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I knew itPudsy and Pedobear are in cahoots!
( Ellie Bytes is back... again,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:45,
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die vector made 100% in Inkscape (not inkspace sorry)
Click for bigger (37KB)
okay not that exciting - but i did enjoy making it :D
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:32,
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aceness! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:33,
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oooh v nice*googles Inkspace*
ooooh! *downloads*
(ooooh! *downloads*
northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:33,
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quote Mr Glitter northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:47,
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how long did it take you?wish I had vector ninja skills like that.
( serious as a four-leaf clover and fresh like woo,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:34,
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it took about 1 1/2 hours maybe 2:D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:39,
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i don't get itwhere's the decomposing?
very woo, sir
(very woo, sir
mutster101 fell over,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:34,
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hahaha:) i'll add the gore later! :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:39,
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That's fabThere's a 'one' on the other side
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:35,
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there may well beor possibly its a worm popping out :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:40,
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I can't see thisand I can't understand the inkspace website which appears to be in some kind of johhny-foreigner.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:36,
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But there's only one of themso it should be "die vector"
/pedantic cunt blog
(/pedantic cunt blog
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:40,
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HahahaI can change the world, I have the power!
*gets drunk on power*
*sleeps*
(*gets drunk on power*
*sleeps*
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:43,
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hmmmminkSPACE
i like that
oh hang on is that full ok inkMO's ???????
(,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:44,
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i like that
oh hang on is that full ok inkMO's ???????
Pfft!I'll whore this out again then :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:33,
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I've looked at this a lotand I'm still not getting it.
I'm assuming it's glory hole related.
(I'm assuming it's glory hole related.
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:35,
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The filename should solve your problem. Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:35,
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daily mailits daley and an email!
the darren gough bit is a red herring!
RED HERRING!
(the darren gough bit is a red herring!
RED HERRING!
northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:37,
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Well not really,he is on the show....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:37,
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Scariest thing I've seen all week Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:44,
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I'm dedicating this to the person that kept me up all last night...with their stupid f*cking "Drunkard" conspiracy theories!
You know who you are!
Click for bigger (209KB) CNUT!
(
You know who you are!
Click for bigger (209KB) CNUT!
Darklord,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:28,
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Would his name rhyme with TheBoat? Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:30,
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Ah, could be.I wanna see this thread now :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:02,
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i know the feeling :Dalso i did a good deed yesterday. I saw 'un hombre sin casa' looking through a rubbish bin for food. So i took him to a good tapas place, ordered for him and gave him 20 euros too.
( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:31,
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Yes, something like that!Some people shouldn't be allowed to play with internets
( Darklord,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:47,
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haha!'pence, not bloody euros'
=D
(=D
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:18,
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as opposed to the white folks of america who have always lived therethere was a great cartoon during the Australian boat crisis,of two ozzies standing at the beach with a sign saying 'Go Home Immigrants'
And two bushmen standing behind them going
'I wish we'd thought of that.'
(,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:18,
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And two bushmen standing behind them going
'I wish we'd thought of that.'
haha awesome :D northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:21,
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hahaha!! EDIT: the indian bloke that works here is the same, he sits there moaning about immigrants, but in all seriousness!
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:23,
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hahahaha!The thing that gets me about Americans is they BOAST about their immigrant heritage (they are all irish, Italian or whatever) and then complain about immigrants
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:33,
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Hehe! Even tho I'm getting a tad sick of the 'Front Page Shop' format,I'll give you a click purely for the 'Pence not bloody Euro's' line which made me giggle!
*edit* actually, the more you look, the more work you see! Top effort! ;)
(*edit* actually, the more you look, the more work you see! Top effort! ;)
..wil,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:19,
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De - squintingClick on the picture. It's pretty clear what's going on in the bigger version :)
(,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:07,
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