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# 'Nip' that hunger in the bud...
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
*clickifies*
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# THORA!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# ..
and a woo! to ninj's main pic!


blog and archive
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Marvellous stuff! :D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Too ORRangy for crows
Jus' for me an' mah dorg.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# :D
Nice!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)
# nicely
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)
# sorry first try (in gif's)


RIS: This guy is a 'pimp' who uses shit like facebook to round up little girls. Ris : forum.fok.nl/topic/1046485
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# brilliant, but sorry im gonna TJ
if someone has a heart condition can they have a piercing done?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# well, not if they get an infection...
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# It depends.
What heart condition and what piercing/
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# hole in the heart
Aortal piercing

:D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)
# she has a heart murmur
and she wants her belly button pierced
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Then no
because belly button piercings are gross
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# if she's fat
she'll probably dies
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# she's tiny
and only eats when she really needs to :(
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Well if she only eats when she really needs to,
I would strongly advise against her having a heart murmur. Is she on medication for her heart murmur?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)
# i don't think so
she just goes for check ups, and now she has a little heart monitor, cos she collapsed from heart failure 2 weeks ago
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)
# In that case, I would say no.
The best thing for her to do would be to talk to her own GP though. He/She would be the only one who would know her history and such.

I have a slight murmur and got my nipple pierced a few years back with no issues. However, that was me and each person should have it done on their own merit.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
# bollocks
last time i realised she couldnt have a tattoo, i told her and she said very ominous things,
so i went to see her, she didnt do anything but i don't want her to even think of it
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# if you have a hard condition,
you could get your BellEnd pierced?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# .
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Why did the little monkey get lost?
BECOZDAJUNGLISSMASSIVE!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Wicked! Wicked!



(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Hahaha
board's in good shape today, it seems
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ridibiddabass riddibiddadrum
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Roffle


Click for bigger (34KB)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# cod5 ftW!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)
#


see, I told you that would happen!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Pffft
Have some Darth Waders
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# arf
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Waders you say?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# *glees*
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# hurry up and
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# I approve of this daftness!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)
# a much improved panel
bravo
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I never liked his rasping singing voice
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# I done this at the weekend.
I rilly like it for some reason, so I thought I'd inflict it on you lot:



CFB
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Is this A Vagabond?
Woo! :)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Why are you taking photographs of my sister's bedroom window?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Because she has a nice dongle
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# 'dongle'
pfft.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Because she won't send me any pictures herself.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# TJ: (second attempt - I am useless)
I found Smug Bastard's bint.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# and I said
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I refer the learned gentleman to my earlier excuse
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Is that a trouser-snake she is holding?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Arf!
She does look well smug
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# I hope this catches on as an alternative
*saves*
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)
# This is gorgeous
I must go and see your work.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Very appealing indeed
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# is that near..
liv st? behind it somewhere

its marvellous
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Around St James St.
Taken outside Bank Bar.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# That's really nice :)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Geoff's home napalm experiments
reach their inevitable tragic conclusion
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I like it
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Oh the humanity
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# I prefer my soup hot if I'm honest...
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# How was I supposed to know Gestapo soup was served cold???
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I know...
...it's madness...
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Because it's like revenge.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Pfft!
GAZPACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# mmmmm
I had a watermelon and chilli gazpacho in Bali.
It was feckin lush.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Ooooh!
That sounds well nice!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# it had grapes in too!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# cor
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# i know
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Red Dwarf quote highfive.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# *hifives*
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Wir haben es nicht gewußt!

(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# I could've been an admiral by now!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# By tipping it on your knob.

EDIT: Sorry, I missed an R in your
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# You forgot a comma.
And don't call freebs a knob.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Aaargh! Thread deletion!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# :D
Everyone heard about the new episodes? I am excited but fearful.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Oh dear.....
*quite fancies some cold 'marto soup*
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# LOL!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# oh lord
ill pop this here, only taken 2 years

sorry for size, its cold here and thats my excuse
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# congratumulations
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Hehehe
Congrats :)

Is nakedness compulsory for milestone posts? Should I be getting on a high protein diet?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Congartundulations.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Congrats!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Are you at work in that photo?!
Woo to you! I won't even make that number in 2 years!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# the one advantage of
being unemployed is nudity is permitted at home, esp when my neighbour looks in she always waves so I wave back...
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# In that case sir you have a very clean carpet
My one at home that clean is not
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# BAN THIS SICK FILTH

sorry, I was reading your sig out loud ;)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# COR!
Congrats!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# would
well have actually
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# pffft
ve haf vays ov making you slurp.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# punny
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# y'know, c_kick usually gets it spot on, but this time I think he's wrong...
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Yay LOOM!

and also well done c_kick!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Ha!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
you're a mentalist...
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I was gonna save this til later this week


Click for bigger (78KB)

but I have to take a one-way trip to Hull.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# pfftf
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# HEY. HEY YOU.
DID YOU HAVE A FUN 14TH OF NOVEMBER?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# You should have saved that for later in the week.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# But I just couldn't help myself!
No restraint it would seem.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# OK... no worries....
Nuns - Check
Mother Teresa - Check
Fat slags - Check
Maddie - Check

Well done, have a big fat WOO!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I was going to try for exactly 72
and hide Maddie a bit better. Still, congrats on spotting her!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# this is true.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Hahaha

good noons teh board!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Noon average man!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Noon whoop! whoop! maaaan
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# *just tells you how I'm feeling*
*wants to make you understand*

Noons
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# *sings*

*ricksrolls self*
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# :D
yeah - what we need is a religion which promisies 72 dirty sluts (in vaious genders to suit the needs of the martyr)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# aye, scottish martyrs get ten sluts
... or two women from dundee


/boyle
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Are you sure we really need that?

(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Where could it possibly go wrong?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# We'd have just about everyone converted!
Hence no conflict. Hence no opportunity for martyrdom!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# there's always one....
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
SPANG!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# rofl
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Marks out of Ten for the teacher...

I'd give her one!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# The boy on the end of the bench on the left
looks like a Tim Burton creation....
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# And the eight year old girl on the left
has big norks
looks very intelligent.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I thought this also,
but I didn't want to appear to be Gary Glitter!

YOU FUCKING PAEDO! ;)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# argghh!!!
get the fuck out -points to door-
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# You like that side boob?
How about this side boob? Well you shouldn't! Coz that's my side boob!

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=40xVYYfMjVQ
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# i watched that just yesterday :D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# YOU should be revising for your exams or something
or you never get into finishing school
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# and then you'll never get a respectable husband.
it's a rocky road.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Mmmmmm! Ice Cream!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# :D
Strawberry cheesecake ftmfw
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Rocky Road Cheese Cake?
What is this madness you talk of!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# ^ Lesbian
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
smartarse
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Hehe
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Braw!


(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Hahahahah
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# :D
click
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Hahaha

(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# hahaha love it
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Would you like butter on your toap?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# LOL!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Mindy's face gets on my nerves.
I dunno why :/

Also: :D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# dunno know?
what kind of talk is that?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Typo.
I'm quite tired today :P
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# negative?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Well if you weren't up all night websherrifing
people you wouldnt be so tired would you!

;D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# is that a euphemism?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# youth-emism
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# euphenasia
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Nah,
I would link to the post but I fear being princed.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I do make myself chuckle :D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Hahahah, I was up later than that!
Mum was hogging the telly, waiting for my sister to get back from seeing McFlyShit live.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Get Zattoo and you wont have that problem!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# We have Sky+
and I was recording it, but anybody I talk to today would try and ruin it for me :P
We're a bunch of saddos who watch Desperate Housewives.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# You should try sleeping more....
and not spending all night Fwapping over pictures so Mindy...
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# He was so gonna to get caught!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# You didn't fully understand what he said
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# And where dose one what that so hard?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# maybe it just been a dog
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Well that's a neato!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# dose one?
the fantastic abstract rapper?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# he's a grade A pillock, but she's lovely
WOOsome
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# it's hard to decide who to kill first really
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Definitely her.
I'm desperate for a shag.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# let the grenade decide for you
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# wise words
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# *LOL*
superb, sir
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# he's made some great movies
but she has infintely too many teeth
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# And they take up too much of her face.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# hit them with a hammer
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# But then they'd be all jagged D:
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I struggle to think of a good one...
but I'm being a bit slow today...
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# he's a cunt
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I would commend the cameo role he had in 'Dead Again'
to your attention. Very good indeed.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# I'm not sure I've seen that
if I have I don't remember... Good Morning Vietnam is the best that I can come up with for him...
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# the awakening with de niro is sublime. what dreams may come is pretty good.
Aladdin is one of the finest movies ever made.


Mrs Doubtfire
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Hmmm. 'What Dreams May Come'
Vincent 'Hatstand' Ward...

He who wrote the treatment for Alien 3 where the prison planet was (wait for it) made of wood.

I kid ye not.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# really? i though he meant just a planet covered in forests...
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# hehe - sadly no...
He is as mad as a box of frogs, though.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# what dreams may is bloody odd.
a touching heartfelt family movie where too children die and a mother kills herself in the opening 10 minutes
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# what...?
seriosuly?

HA HA HA - SPACE WOOOOOOD!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Yeah, I know.
Bless him, he's out of his gourd.

The Navigator was rather good, though (not that bloody Disney shite)
www.imdb.com/title/tt0095709/
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# you don't mean to say that flight of the navidgator was bad do you?
*puppy eyes*
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I shall be nice.
and not answer that, alright?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# i was thinking the same
it should have been Mork and Mimsy
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Good spin.

I wonder how many B3tans are going to be brave enough to admit to watching I'm A Slebrity Humiliate Me For Cash
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I would if I did.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# thankfully I dont watch any tv
so i win
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# It's on ITV isn't it?
If so, there's 0% chance of me ever seeing it.
Anyhow, I've got the entire season of Generation Kill to watch. Quality.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# ooo get you....
"i don't like ITV it smells like state schools, fingers and buses"



*doesn't watch ITV either*
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# All those points are correct.
But my main issue is that it's shite.

(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# true story. 2dtv was quite funny though
i also meant it smells like fish fingers. not just fingers. that'd be weird
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Hmmm. *ponders*
But if the fingers had been holding Fish Fingers, that'd work, wouldn't it?

Why am I even typing this crap?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# they are all shite
except bbc3 when mighty boosh is on

its cheaper for me to buy box set sof dvds that get a tv license i watch so little telly
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# ^ this....
Obviously without the BBC3 and the fucking bastard cunting Mighty cunting Boosh cunt wankers.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Ooh
I've just started watching that.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# It's bloody magnificent TV
But, then I'm a massive fan of The Wire, so I'm biased.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# last night I watched
The Counterfeiters ... which was surprisingly good.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0813547/
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Ah - missed this at the flicks.
I shall investigate.

German movie-wise, I think 'The Lives of Others' takes some beating.

Edit: French thriller series - 'The Spiral', completely superb.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# oooh get him with his continental taste
if you like that try this blast from a while back
www.imdb.com/title/tt0084897/
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Best character surname ever...
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# loom
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# oh,shitting YES
click!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Loon?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# that's no loon
/sorry
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# *hopes the other star wars magritte appears*
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# tres bon!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# ha ha ha :D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Oh yes.
Yes indeed.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# meh
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Loon Pants!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I've never wanted a pair of trousers so much....
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Yep.
That's a *click*
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# You know you are achieving greatness
when your stuff is recognisable without having to look at the user name!

Ace!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# :)
ta!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I achieved greatness ages ago
... now I'm going for enlightenment and then I'm going to try and float.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# oh my
Mr Prit-Prit
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# This
I like
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# That'll be...
...a *click* :D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I WANT TO BELIEVE.
Hahahah :D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I'm lovin' it!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Gran Snot
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)
# oh fuck me no
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# If you keep on like that, I'm going to have to call you Negative Nancy.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I FUCKING KEEL YOU
:-[]
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# ( '<
quack
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# :XO
miaaaoww!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# *does choking sounds*
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# * sicks a little
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I, for once, think the phrase "whoa Nelly" actually does apply
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# indeed
I never thought it likely, but this does indeed call for a "Woah. Nelly"
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Aww.
It looks like a skinny baby diplodocus saying hello, please let go of my tail. Yes.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# it does NOW!
... does it mean I'm also a mentalist if I can see it too?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU
yes, yes it does.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# madam I dare a great deal!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# And you shall receive it,
in ABUNDANCE!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# alright
*resonates at 6 GHZ*
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# That's making me feel queezy
I think I'll go read the QOTW for a bit...
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# mum!
please dont on the interwebs showing your bodily excretions
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# and the fuckin cat has got the last piece of bog paper!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# And left the seat down as well....
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
[challenge entry] dose anyone else watch virgin 1?


Click for bigger (67KB)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhhhhh-Tay!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)
# ooooh teenee!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# wOAh nElly!
no gay pr0n pls :D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Me soooo hungry...
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)
# HEY!

I shaved today I'll have you know
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)
# cor
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Sean Connery shaves everyday
at the Bank of Scotland
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Ishland, ashally
ashally

(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Wotcha!
Did you shave Kenny?


(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Of course
The electrodes don't stick if you don't keep the area shaved, and he could hardly reach himself, could he!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)
# 0_0
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Wotcha lully

*blinks sweetly*
*holds hands behind back and swings side to side* :D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# *mwah*
*applies special 'Snogs 'n' Hugz' Therapy*
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# *mental imgaing faculties running wild*
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# ^ needs more speelczech
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# "OB OB OB OB OB"
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# So's So Lo ?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# :D

42% - going *very* slowly now...
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)
# *Shudders with excitement*
How are you JP? :D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Jeez
Having spent a month in china recently, i can honestly say, ive seen at least 3 people that looked like that, saying the same thing.

Their mouthes didnt move like that though...
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Just one more thing...
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)
# i feel i should take the effort to understand this
but i'm going to fail my exam if i do
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I have to concur.
One of them looks like Roy Hodgson....
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# who he?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Fulham manager with a silly voice....
Oh hang on, I have just realised it is actually Peter Falk and not Roy Hodgson.

In that case, pfft!

You'll never Falk alone :D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)
# what's Fulham?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
# a shithole
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Aye.
This is true!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# *squints*
*gets it*! :)

also, slight TJ - No. 10 in this list, what a great statement, followed by an even greater name...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7733264.stm
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)
# the reason being,Alex Knob
:D bwahahahaha
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:53, archived)
# PFFFF
FFFFFFT
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)
# But they don't have...
" and where dose one what this so hard? "
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Or That's a neato....
Shoddy journalism from the BBC again!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)
# What I want to know is
how did you block out all the colours but red?

And can you do it with the Gimp?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)
# the source was like that
but yes you can do it in Gimp. I'll let someone more knowledgable tell you how.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Ah right
*waits*
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# peter falk
in the kop

with the flag?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Is the idea to find the missing words?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)
# shite spelt with a 'G' :D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I pronounce it Shight as in Sight with a loud "H"

* Do you fancy coming shopping on Saturday?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I approve of that spelling

(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# it could happen
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# That's nice dear
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Noon Geoff!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# 'lo chap
how goes it?
If I don't reply it's because I've gone.


For carrot soup!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Not bad.
I am just making myself some Chilli cheese croquettes :D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# I'm really hungry actually
apart from an (admittedly substantial) pastry breakfast in Ikea yesterday I've only had a small tuna and sweetcorn sammich last night.

I've just had a scout around the kitchen though and can't really find anything meal-like :(
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Well that's a great thing about food. If you have a collection of foods you can actually turn it into a meal.
:)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)
# I have a tin of pineapple, some out
of date stuffing (really should get around to throwing that) another tin of tuna (but the bread is looking worse for wear today) and a few similar 'food but not helpful' items
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Make a soup from it all. A tasty soup. Make sure it's tasty.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Do you have potatoes, Breadcrumbs, flour and an egg?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)
# I have breadcrumbs and flour
Not checked the potatoes in a while but they were ickle ones so doubt they've survived. No eggs.

What deliciousness was that going to be?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
# I was gonna teach you how to make what I am making :D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Ooh, do it anyway!
They sound lovely and I could always nip around to the shop if it's for sceince
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)
# I will gaz you it now,
they are a bit time consuming, but well worth it :D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Thanks!!!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)
# I just had some pumpkin pie
LIEK AN AMERICANS.
NOM.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Woo! But
u o
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)
# i don't think you understood what he...
oh,fuck off
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)
# ^ What she said
* Fucks off... Thanks for the advise

PS: Love you new sig... He He He
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)
# shut up :D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)
# This makes perfect sense :D
*has a moment of clarity*
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)
#

(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Curious thought.
I always wondered what Kat and Scarlet would look like, racing on segways...
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Cats on Segways.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# That was the name of my college band

Man, we rocked something fierce.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# What? Like a tiger or something?
Tigers don't like being rocked, man.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# All of this.
Very prone to anxiousness when even wobbling, are tigers.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)
# *suspenses*
Woo!


(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I shall put you out of your misery
The butler did it.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Psst!
Did you see your pic I made?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Noo
I spazzed back to about 10pm last night and couldn't see it.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# I pearoasted it a minute ago :D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Oh THAT one
Yes, yes I did see it thanks :)
It made me hungry.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I am glad :D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# did he?
with whom?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# The one with the tits and furry tail
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# *suspenses*
Coo!


(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# oh no!
i think
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Dear JJ
please update the SA page on your site more regularly so I don't miss strips if I'm not on b3ta at the right time.

Yours faithfully,
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# nice
although I'm a million miles behind on the storyline now.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# I've given up on the idea of there being a storyline alltogether now.
I just like the drawings.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# I saw some crab cushions in Ikea yesterday
they looked like they should be in Spider and Scorpion
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# We saw those too
Kerry wanted one but they were kidsize.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Im not sure i 'get' it
Is that P logo something i should recognise?

'Pollergizz if im not up to date with my SA lore.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Pimpin'grad
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# I still dont geddit...
Summat to do with pip, what?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# It's Jack's tank
the one Art destroyed in the denizens invasion.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Geek.
:D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Ah, i remembah now.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Curiouser and curiouser
Spectral analysis complete:
Result - The tank is fucked
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# The scamp
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# who's jack?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Jill's bit of rough.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# How rare :D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Perfectly natural hobby for any boy

(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# It never did me any harm.
My victims, yes, but I'm perfectly fine.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)

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