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nazi bastards!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)

Woo

But sadly bindin:(

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)

haha really?

shit.

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)

cheers

/haha, only kidding :)

no need to change it

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)

it's not even the bleedin Daily Mail

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)

good point...

it was a quickie and quite shit as it turns out!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)

It's ok there's been a few hundred doing the same this week :D

you might be the first to edit yours though, woo!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)

you done this one?

*fuck! i got this off of google images just now! SORRY!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)

check the tag to the right of the dvd

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)

im soooo sorry!

TGA is everywhere it seems!

Put mail into google search, 1st page!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)

yup!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)

TGA did every picture for Google Image Searches...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)

Only the good ones

/crawly bum lick

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)

What's all this finger pointing ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)

i accidently stole a TGA image for my own shopping

and even left his tag on there! i might have to pay him £50. :)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)

The Hump-nosed Beluga - Prince of all Whales!

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Q4nobody, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)

i fucking love this :D

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)

I fucking love you.

*loves*

*fucks*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)

awww...

Nobody/nothing's humped my leg in ages. Bless ye

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)

That was your LEG?

*is disappointed*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)

well technically my third leg.

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)

YOU HAVE THREE LEGS?! YOU MUTANT!

*hunts, kills and eats*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)

hahahahaha, nicely

also found the best sauce pic ever this morning, lacking the humour to use it though
www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/HRH+Prince+Charles+Turns+60+qhCjEJDFq5Tl.jpg

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)

something with the poster for The Shining :D

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)

with the queen in the background, scared and clutching a corgi

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)

i was after something to do for that other site

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)

hehe, looking at that source pic, so was I ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)

there's more

www.zimbio.com/pictures/xyOJtJhIlnL/HRH+Prince+Charles+Turns+60/HtuyrDbDtOR

but don't tell getty.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)

oh my!

*get's photoshop open for a last minute entry*

/actress/bishop

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)

all yours fella

i have a blank mind

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)

that had crossed my mind.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)

please do it,i have not the skills :D

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)

Love that Saucy Pic

Could have done with it yesterday, but turned out fine in the end

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Q4nobody, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)

ahahaha! what a face...reminds me of this

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)

That's Jim off Dibley

that is.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)

Hahaha

I bet he's not going to be doing any state visits to Norway or Japan in the near future!

also spanktastic compo idea.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)

*Recreates ablum cover*

my ablums often need covering

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)

You do that! *hands sticky back plastic and toilet roll*

Also just got gazzed by Eddie Fingers:

@ HELLO
If i'm not on your ignore list could you have a word with Monty and find out why he keeps messaging 'CUNT' at me all the time.

Could be that maybe he has a point.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)

tell him that Monty has internet tourettes

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)

I didi could out that maybe he had a point.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)

i don't think you understood what he said

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)

Sorry I'm typing round a large bowl of noodle soup and I'm trying not to splash any on my genitalia (plus I'm lousy with flu).

I did point out that maybe he had a point.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)

...

Edit: ~~replace "that" with "what" bud~~ That's what happens when I try and be smart :(

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)

Sorry I'm a little under the weather atm.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)

DNA test results show that it is his new offspring . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)

heheh

nice

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)

Yes.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)

You have all the skillz

therefore you are required to stay.
*nails g4's feet to the floor*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)

For you that's dating:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)

Silly Ghostie

Nails are not Rohypnol.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)

You told me they were smarties!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)

haha

superb-it even looks loike 'im

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)

Damn NAZI hippo's

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)

reload,reload!

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)

first it was a chav

now we have animated nazi hippos!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)

bullet proof chav vest ftw

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)

U - Hippo

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)

me hippo.U - jane.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)

And that's what I told your mum!

Badum Patish.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)

hahaha *glees*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)

thank you sir :D

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)

nicely done, and you're getting the hang of this animation lark :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)

thnx

Now the real animating can begin...mooehahhahhahaha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)

hippolottoguns

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)

AVAST! Woo - 1st picture post. And yes, seams etc. Ah-hem.

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)

that's quite some run up you've had there

welcome.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)

indeed so

better late then never i suppose!

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)

the jury's out on that one :)

out of curiosity what image messing around with thingy are you using?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)

dos

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)

meow!!!!

also hahahaha!

and as i was intending to get all helpful
www.getpaint.net/

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)

MS Paint

proper professional. thanks for the help there though!

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)

^ nice tagging!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)

RIS?

I don't get it.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)

ships "back in the day" sometimes had pirate flags on

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)

Get away with your nonsense stories!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)

for real, its like 90% true

i think they were the bad guys

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)

Nah you're thinking of catholics.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)

could a pirate not be a catholic?

or is that frowned upon in the pirate code?

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)

Pirates was godless men

with devil-may-care attitudes ands motherless, ruffian grins.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)

that's a yes to the catholic thnig then

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)

back when hip hop was hip hop

and the 5 boroughs quelled to the hear the name Fab Five Freddy?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)

before age of gold chains and fat fades

when zulu nation was still called the black spades

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)

Rapture!

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)

Arab Emerates oil tanker was taken by pirate over the weekend.

Also I feel oooold.

Recreation by the baby on the album cover. He's 17 now.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)

He's also incredibly rich

Hey - do you reckon loads of paedos bought that album just so they could stare at the baby's winkle on it?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)

Sod that.

They had nappy adverts (and a copy of two little boys):P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)

heh!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)

It's riding above the broken teefs line . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)

yarrr! :) h'lo person

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)

How very jolly . . . roger !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)

hahahahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)

i said this fucking bandwagon was coming

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)

I have been dipping in and out of B3ta for most of the day

and every post I've seen of yours contains moaning.
PMT?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)

insomnia and heavy workload.

i'll be better when i go and buy some cigs

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)

ha ha ha

in Scotland you'd only just be old enough to some

poor 17 year olds :)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)

what fucking bandwagon?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)

my apologies

i'll be quiet for now

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)

that's more like it

;)

who you callin' fat?

*narrows eyes*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)

its just a quote from the Rik Mayall autobiography

it makes me giggle

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)

and he does look like a girl

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)

LEAVE IT NOW OK!

* I have nealy pissed myself

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)

i hate you both :D

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)

someone mentioed a Rivet one earlier?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)

'lo Freeebs

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)

'lo Sugar

How's it hanging?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)

Southwards

it's all pretty grand at the moment. Hows things in the land of you?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)

good stuff

not so bad, new role at w*rk, more money.. :D

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)

H AH AH AHA HAHA HA hajkhd;alsdfi a'gha!

*hesitates*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)

I have no idea what he is holding in his hand

but does it rhyme with Solace?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)

no, my dearest Dear, it's Mallett's Mallet

it was a sidestep from the bandwagon...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)

no -

being Freebish, this pic is ... disconected from reality and I'm not entirely sure why Bond is holding Timmy Mallett's mallet... aside from it being funny.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)

It's his green thing and he's worried someone might take it...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)

suffering shit,i'm never going outside again D:

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)

This looks like an Aardman creation

Awesome

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)

speaking of Aardman,

there's a 'homage' to the end fight scene in 'Aliens' appearing in the new W&G story this christmas.
Sounds good :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)

that sounds incredibly cool

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)

Oh ace

I wasn't aware of new W&G. GLEE!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)

A Matter of Loaf and Death...

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7733665.stm

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)

Hahahahaha, wonderful :)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)

that's what I was going to say, If I could remember what it reminded me of

were rabbit

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)

oh 'eck

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)

Ah how sweet...

Can someone please pass me my No.10 killing hammer?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)

splendid

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)

I would like to have his "green thing" . . .

for scientific research . . . and a taste . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)

Awww

I wouldn't dare take it.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)

haha

cazee pig-nosed,mole-toothed,donkey-eared,beady-eyed,salad munchin'whatsit.

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)

MUST....OBEY....*goes down the shops*

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)

*FRUCTS*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)

LOLOL

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)

*COMPILES*

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)

compiles?

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)

and woo to beef

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)

*gives fruit*

What the hell just happened?!

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)

see also:

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)

*boobs*

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)

well,i'm hypnotised.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HYPNOTEYESD?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)

whats the wattage?

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)

11.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)

hahahah :D

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)

see, now there's an excuse for staring

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)

sqoot

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)

Hahhaaha!

Nice.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)

Squow?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)

squow squow squown squow

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)

I hope that cow has some adventures

because he is a top cow and no mistake.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)

Hands over lomquats

kumquats and other fruit that sounds rude.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)

Ha ha ha...

By the way, do you know you have a bee in your Y-Fronts!

Woo!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)

Damn

I thought though stabbing pains were just a recurrence of the old, you know, problem.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)

yes yes

memserizing

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:52, archived)

It's changed a lot since I posted it at 4am

so shut up with your "omfg repost lol"

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)

hello stranger

that's lovely :)

*adores*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)

^this

you took the words right out of my mouth

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)

sorry

it must have been while I was kissing you...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)

yeh!!!!!

i'll line 'em up....

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)

I like

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)

~~omfg repost lol~~.
That is ALL of the lullies.
'lo Triple-S!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)

Hello lovely 'Pot!

I trust you are well this utterly gray rain-stopping-me-from-going-to-sainsburys monday?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)

I am

on this utterly warm, sunny but very windy day.
I would love to be able to go to Sainsbury instead of the awful "cater for the masses" supermarkets we have here.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)

YAY!! A CRACKING RETURN TO FORM!!

what the feck have you been up to?

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Just Flange, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)

Breathing, eating, drinking etc

It's kind of cool

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)

omfg repost lol

:D

Its a very good picture!

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)

sorry...

part 1: jelly.b3ta.com/board/8944427

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)

this is like a hollywood movie...*awed*

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)

... Hudson Hawk

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)

Shit

That guy looks just like my manfriends housemate. With added facehair.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)

Qantas Of Solace

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dunk3d, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)

very nicely done!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)

i knew a bandwagon was in the offing

mind you,it's a good pic

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:57, archived)

what are you twittering on about woman

this is the first of these I've seen today

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)

let's hope i'm wrong

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)

for all our sakes

and may God have mercy on us all...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)

ha ha ha

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)

>:-[

i am going to molest you in your sleep

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)

I am really sorry...

Genuin Office LOL again - everyone is now looking at me?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)

:D you deserve to be embarassed,you big bully

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)

yay!

that means it won't require a meal first

result!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)

hee hee

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)

Hello Plastic McTavish!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)

*highland flings you abooot*

how's it going sauce pot?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)

It is going well

But I have been away ~~behaving like~~ pretending to be a grown up and I am in dire need of B3ta.
You?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)

I've been b3taing like it's going out of fashion

and I should grow up and do some work...

but now you;re here and it's beer o clock in an hour or so I'm sure I should probably just hang out here a while longer

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)

Yes

It is far too late to start pretending to work now.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)

you are as sagely wise as you are wonderful

I agree!

*swoons*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)

YOU!

*smogs*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)

Smog?

Is that like a foggy snog?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)

Hahahahaha

Quantas of Solemn?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)

SHOELACELOLZ

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)

What is a Shoe Lace LOL?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)

www.fieggen.com/shoelace/

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)

Ha ha "Shoe Lacing Photo of the Week "

* Fwaps a little

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)

Hahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)

I want that plush

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)

awww, poor little Qantas

(strokes)

Woo!

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)

Oh I like this.... *clicks*

and I feel I have to....

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)

hee

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)

oh boy!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)

oh jesus, DONT give him a gun!

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)

hehehe

nicely

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)

hahahahaha local content

woo yeah *click*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)

aawwww

fluffy plane :D

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)

mawkish sentimentality of the great unwashed

*seethes*

(

octopus footwear raaa, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)

nope, you've got me there

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)

soilder?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)

responsable?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:57, archived)

'hope they hang them responsable' sums it up for me

i hate your fucking species

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)

this all sounds very lovely

but i've still no idea what i'm supposed to be looking at, is it humorous or shopped in any way at all????????????

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)

im?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)

Litlle?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)

They probably mean 'Lidl'.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)

RIS? I don't get it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)

Lirisdl

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)

Heh

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)

fillin

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)

with spelling like that

they could write for the scum

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)

OH FUCK YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD

I LOVED THE DANCING BABY HOW CAN YOU BE SO CRUEL

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)

haha :D

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:57, archived)

what the fuck is a 'soilder'

:-[ FUCKING MOOKS

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)

it's stuff you use to connect wires to circuit boards, if you are in new jersey

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)

hey up meaty

how's the cement business?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)

it's getting to being the fucking violent snap business

:D

I am fucked off today

I went for a job interview, the far end of a fart was required and documented.

what a farce for a fucking mong job

I am having a emo/epithany/wtf moment/hour currently

and to make it worse I have cunning plans that I know will generate some ca$h but I dunno how much and it requires an investment in time and pennies that I simply don't have

oh yeah, and it rained too, waaaaain waaain waaain

waain.

also, my cat has taken to sitting in the sink

which is odd.

how's things undercover? :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)

doing away - you know

... I found out about an interview for something today so hopefully interesting things will com eof that (although this is all secret so don't tell the internet) :)

I hope you find something worth doing or at least get a cork for your cat or find a VC for your idea :) ... (local enterprise should give you £1,000 capital to start things up)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)

they give.. half of cost of "an thing"

on basis of completion of some course, in which you have to use some.. erm.. crap, forgot, it's obscure enough to be not really much use market research data, plus there's misc stuff which is available by industry sector which can be postcode lottery time

at the moment though, I just want to curl up into a little ball, squeak, and go to sleep, but I have other crap to finish today first

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)

No you're thinking of what a slave owner says

when he has an equiry after just having done a deal for his best female

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)

I'm thinking of pies now

PIES!

haha

pies :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)

they do way to instain mother

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)

Soilder sounds about right.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)

Hayley looks a bit like Blur's eponymous album from 1997.

I forget what it's called.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)

whiny shit.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)

Ah, that's it.

The one after 'Cockney Tracksuit'.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)

It's called "Eponymous"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)

REM

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)

REM? I don't get it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)

What if that baby grew up to be the next Hitler?

eh? EH?
I told you time machines existed.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)

Theres somethings

you dont fucking joke about, you crossed the fucking line there.

Something bad will happen to you one day..See if you find the funny side to it.

The kid was 17 months old for fuck sake, and you fuckign laugh?..

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)

bore off.

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)

Tell what cunt

watch panorama tonight and then thinkits fucking funny.

Mug.

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:02, archived)

no one thinks its funny you gimp..

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)

Sun readers care more about X Factor and tits

than they do about Baby P

100% fact (see #7):
www.bloggerheads.com/archives/2008/11/baby_p.asp

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)

genital cuffs :D

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)

Anal noodles.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)

Not on your own, Mr President,

you know what happened last time.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)

z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/3/e/bush_pretzel_bruise.jpg

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)

"After this unprovoked attack on our freedoms

we have no alternative but to bomb Pretzel, just as soon as we can find it on the map."

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)

pffft

nice one!

(

Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)

:D :D

Best thing ever. You win the internets. Well done.

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fannycradock, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)

He's the new princess of hearts

innit

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)

And your a fucking cunt

I fucking despair..

You honestly think its something to fucking laugh at?

you cunt.

5 minutes alone with you, see whos fuckign laughing then.

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)

I keep seeing the name 'Baby P'

written everywhere, but this news story has completely passed me by, so i'm RISing a bit here.

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)

Theres a J-pop band band

called PlusTechSqueezeBox who are rather ace, and made a song called Baby P AGES before this malarkey.

Fits the mood? Ban this sick filth etc

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=A1XRzgKpONE&feature=related

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)

Inappropriate facebook-related pearoast time?

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)

OLD FORMAT LOL

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)

I'll be in Hull if you want me...

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Ninj, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)

Yes.

With special edition Joy Division cover.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)

Hahaha

you evil bastard!

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)

this makes me think of this

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)

There is a similarity...

My first effort at one of these.
Made this after a chat with some Spanish guys in the bar this morning who were saying Zapatero's (the prime minister) smile is like Mr Beans.

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)

who is it?

/nicely done though, very smooth.

//ah, cheers :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)

Mr Bean you fool

who did you think it was?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)

but who's the one in the lipstick?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)

Ttssattsr

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)

^ This - officelol

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)

Indeed

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)

i feel sorry for that man's undercarriage

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)

This is brilliant.

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fannycradock, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)

frog!

It's probably a bit NSFW though

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)

lol

you sick man

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)

'lo you

did you see my loom?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)

no?

*searches*

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)

it's on the bottom of the board

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8944345

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)

hahaha awesome

and you are right. ofcourse, I was referring to the act of looming, in the visual perspective.

;)

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)

that's fucking not on

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)

Oh come on... every bloke has seen one of those...

* you may not have seen one then?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)

:D seriously,shut it

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)

8-{ seriously, Office LOL

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)

srsly

ROLFLOLZ

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)

>:-{}

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)

hahahahaha

ribbit!

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)

Ribbit... for her pleasure

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)

LOL

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)

oh man..

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)

haha

nice todger

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)

2nded

glorious
makes me curious

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)

Woo hoo!

TGMTFH

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)

it am dancing tiem

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OneOfSome, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)

tile it

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)

it is

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)

i know :D

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)

tile it again

(properly)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)

^this

and add some beer

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)

GOD YES BEER

... I think I might have a mini one man Bash in the sheep heid tonight... mmmmmmmmmild!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)

I have a "one man bash" several times most days.

I just wish I actually worked in a morgue.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)

they're dead boring

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)

arf

*digs out last "leeds bash pic*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)

I like that one -- no one seems to know what's going on :)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)

Until some dirty, rotten ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)

Dance dance dance

doodle oodle clap your hands clap your hands!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)

what about French House?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)

Warch!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)

JEEBERS FUGGIN' CRIPES!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)

seeems :D

EDIT : What the fuck is going on here?

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)

My 2nd gif b3ta try....

give a nagger a try :D

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)

if you say so :D

i will

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)

that

is........ scary

(

dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)

I luz youz

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)

*falls to the floor*

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)

* Has a fit

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)

no spacking please

/personal request, not general consensus

it fucks with my head big time

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)

^This

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)

more of this

spacks ftw!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)

Hello Sir

you called?

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)

is that a cat of sorts?

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)

kill it with sticks

or rocks

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OneOfSome, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)

strocks!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)

Awesome!

I want one....

(Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)

Continuing from earlier

Earlier - Airforce

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)

Out of interest,

when did this become a marital status?

www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders/characters_cast/characters/character_wellard.shtml

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)

1704

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)

I like how he did fuck all for eleven years.

He sounds perfect for a senior management job where I work.
EDIT: Ok, nine. The offer still stands.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)

*applies*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)

Our senior management cunts will be along shortly to begin the interview process.

Right now they're busy not really doing anything of any merit in a ludicrously expensive restaurant for three hours ('lunch') with other people that have only got their jobs because they've reached a certain age. When they've collected their receipt to claim back on expenses they will be only too pleased to feign interest in anything you've ever done.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)

do a massive steaming coiler on their desks

it's the only way

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)

With advice like this I will be subscribing to your newsletter.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)

LUNCH™

is very important for management-types

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)

This sounds like my ideal job.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)

Being married and deceased are much the same

^ FACT

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)

since the day the ring was slipped on the finger...

...she just lays there...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)

I thought it was penguins vs monkeys

How did that war end?

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)

badly for america

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)

That's been par for the course

of late...

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)

they just weren't ready for the penguin coalition

you weren't there,man

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)

Game over man.

(

nick the greek, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)

six meters..five!...four!...what the hell?

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)

haha haha ha!!

yes! click

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)

...and the marketing

*runs away*

(nom_nom_nom, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)

12 minute repost

and relevant!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)

Yaaarrrrrp...

I'm riddled with guilt

(nom_nom_nom, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)

hahaha :D

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)

I spy pocketwank.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)

i am a fish

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)

the humus is strong with you today.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)

and indeed,
WOAR.
Edit: whoops, LOLZ.

(

fannycradock, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)

I replied to the Prof

instead of the poster, though of course the Prof is phwoarsome also.
Nevermind, nothing to see here. Carry on.

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fannycradock, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)

ah, I see

you like a bit of Donald then?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)

yes please.

'a bit of donald' sounds like rhyming slang :D

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fannycradock, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)

A bit of Donald?

would it be an Aquatic Bird?

y'know, How's about you and I go upstairs for a frantic Donald?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)

what's not to like??

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)

he's unable to maintain an errection

which makes his agressive and frustrated

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)

FINALLY

someone has noticed...

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)

I love him thiiiiiiiis much

even that car advert he did.

*swoons*

also: woo!

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)

74: score on pocket billiards

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)

HAHAHA.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)

"mnnfgh...must get century"

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)

Hahaha!!!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)

Nicely!

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Ninj, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)

Homage to Han Solo

This so doesn't look like a finger any more

(nom_nom_nom, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)

good show that noob!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)

Hahaha nice one freebs!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)

Alzheimer's disease is terrible thing...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)

Ha ha ha!

How rare :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)

not that terrible

if that's what happens.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)

Think about the horses, damn it!

Think about the horses...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)

I am!

I have a cupboard full of sugar-lumps in readiness

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)

thinking too hard about horses

leads to Alzhiemer's. This has been prooved

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)

I read something very interesting about

Alzheimers the other day. Unfortunately, I can't remember what it was....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)

It's like there's a party in my mind

But we've run out of booze.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)

and the offy is closed

!

You need 24hr boozey delivery service.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)

The Curious Case of Maggie Thatcher?

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)

telekinetic horses?

where can I buy one? (or two)

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)

Dance you laissez-faire fuck!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)

This is the sort of thing I'm always screaming at other people's children

But will they listen? Will they? WILL THEY?!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)

and where dose one what this so hard?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)

Brilliant!

*clicks* Is that you in the picture Moley? ;-)

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Ninj, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)

Silly Ninj. That's a horse!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)

Oops, my mistake...

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Ninj, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)

and why the long face?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)

vere Güt

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)

Looks no worse than the fever dreams

they were having in Trainspotting.

Still, I wouldn't wish it on me.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)

ok, now I HAVE to do some work...

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)

No you don't. MOAAAR BADGERS.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)

It's a cross between a badger and a stoat. I'm going to call it a BOAT...yes, I believe that is the first thing ever to be given such a name

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(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)

Stadger.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)

I'm sure that's already taken.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)

Ttssattsr, you are a nonsense.

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Just Flange, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)

Nope.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)

see...

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)

Let me find a not nonsence picture in my picture archive.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)

*vulcan death grips gnome*

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)

I will

love him forever

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fannycradock, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)

Nice beaver

~~beaver~~ / ~~badger~~ / ~~stoat~~ / Oh FuckSocks!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)

just noticed massive CDC potential for the little fella :)

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)

What are we - your photoshop bitches!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)

I will

love him forever

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fannycradock, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)

and ever and ever, and I'll feed him evvvvvery day.

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)

he will break some of your crockery

and possibly your microwave!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)

awwwww

*squidges*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)

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