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# ...
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# excuse me you seem to have dropped this: o
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
# I don't think he has, you know.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
# its correct as it stands
:)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)
# yes i know
whatever it did would have been pointed out as incorrect :)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
# fuck well I didn't get it the first time did I?
I thought it was a rant about immigrants.

Well you're over a month and a half late.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# bloody immigrants
going over there
stealing kebab's comprehension
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Excuse me you seem to have dropped
this

Ning all
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)
# \o/
Clangers FT fucking W!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:48, archived)
# a purple rat thingy
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:48, archived)
# *kills with giant kill-o-matic knife throwing killing hammer*
Show some fucking respect!

That's the fucking Clangers.

/high blood pressure blog
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)
# what is a womble?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:53, archived)
# A TURBO-CHARGED DEATH MACHINE!
or possibly, a creature that Elisabeth Beresford claimed lived under WImbledon Common. Or something.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:54, archived)
# it's like a skip rat smurf
but less kinky
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:02, archived)
# there really is no culture south of the equator...
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)
# we have yoplait
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:53, archived)
# The prosecution rests, your honour....
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)
# epic fail
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# ris
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
# *stretches potato*
they're fasting...
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)
# ah
a bit dim today
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# I don't know - it took me ages
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Looks quite pedestrian to me...
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)
# very very clever pedant baiting
WOO YAY
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)
# :( it's a month late and there's a ban these sick immigrants compo on :(:(:(:(:(
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)
# very true
don't worry - you're still among our favourite Australians... right up there with Danni Minogue and ... ... Paul Hogan.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)
# haha, what did kylie do to get off the list?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)
# ha ha ha - classic -
I don't know -- for some reason I've always preferred her sister... I think it's because I think I have an evens chance of actually being able to chase Danni around the bedroom naked, whereas Kylie seems ... fussier
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)
# i'm unable to see that distinction.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Well, I get it
Have a click
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# very nice indeed :)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# hahahaa
*bums embassy*
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# That
Was one of those puns that kept you up at night until you expunged it from your mind with the power of photoshop, wasn't it. I know, I've been there.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# YES!
its been nagging me for years. I also have this thing about "Purple Saturn Day" i have no idea what it means, i dare not google it as to enjoy the mystery.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)
# christ, I remember that
/old geek blog
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)
# good lord
I remembered the name but I had to google it.
*feels very old now*
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)
# The happy couple


Click for bigger (37KB)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Who's that?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Wayne Rooney & his mum
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# That bloke off Corry
Coronation Street for anyone who doesn't know what Corry is
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)
# ah dont watch it
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
#
know care
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Are they indeed?
God alone knows why.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)
# She looks a bit bristly
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# You always said you liked 'em like that...
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# was I complaining?
Vengaboys! *edit* sorry - listening to Pop Master..
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Waaaaaaaaay too much information
;-)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# YOU ARE SO KINKY!
... the vengaboys!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# they're too rich to understand how unhappy they should be?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Something like that.
Also, they don't know that I will hunt them down and kill them, when I have the time.

/bit too busy today for meejah hor assassination blog

Edit: I've just noticed your sig! :D
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# well - it's nice to have a hobby
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)
# left...
...might
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# left...
...could.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Awwwww
I like their matching fringes.

This has the power of woo, and a slice of disturb.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
#
Boris Podolsky: James! How's the rat business?

James Moreland: Well, actually it's mostly students I'm experimenting on now.

Kurt Godel: My God, the mazes must be enormous.”
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Hey you guys!
Fast and dirty - sorry

'ning all

(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)
# The Victorians knew how to enjoy themselves...

(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# DAISY CHAIN!
:D
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# it cant be
its boy-girl-boy-girl
the chain will be broken when it goes girl-boy
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# strap-ons, my lad
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Ha ha, I read that in a "bluff Yorkshire voice of experience" type voice
:D
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# 'appen!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# this is sexy
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# "Do do dooo"
/congas

Woo.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Outstanding...
:D
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Shake it
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# is that a fart fan
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# I Like That!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Is she drying a Polaroid?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# "Shake it like a polaroid picture"
Outkast Lyrics
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
# ORLY
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# no - with her ass!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:48, archived)
# HER ASS?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:53, archived)
# No!
You can't mean that!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:52, archived)
# poor kids at the front
"Our governess won't let us have a bumming"
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# If I watch long enough..
Will there be a money shot ?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)
# so the women have strap ons. kinky
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# first post
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Good picture
Well done
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Hummus? Yes
Filesize? Yes.

Welcome Good noob!

(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Ha ha, brilliant
Edit: Best first post I've seen
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Hmm
Hummous: present
Storytelling: good
Shark, bridge: absent
Filesize: 50k

Conclusion: good first post. Welcome to B3ta, pull up a charlady.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Panda on a bus putting make up on?
I don't get it!

Ris-ing like a fool!!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# It's called panda eyes
when your eye make up gets smeared / smudged all over the place
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# I know!
I even said that to myself!!!



(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# silly billy
:)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# awesome
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# ha ha
Welcome, pull off a kitten, etc
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Its traditional for you to post a 1 meg jpg you found on digg as your first post
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# thats PANDAmonium :D
welcome new person
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Oh Cobblers!
*clicks*
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Good ningles new person
welcome to the warm and loving embrace of b3ta, pull up a kitten and shop a toadstool. Yule nivea leafs!

also - the 4th rule of b3ta is that if this is your first night you HAVE to fight!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# You never told me that!
you swine, sir...
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# didn't I?
did I ever tell you that you're my hero, and everything I would like to be?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# You seem to have omitted that mentioning that, also.
:(
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Nice one :D
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Hahahha!
Nice.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha, very good!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Yep. That's a good 'un
Top stuff, sir.

Edit: Also I offer the following by means of welcome:


(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# The lighter way to confuse the fuck out of me?
Panda on a bus putting make-up on??????

Why is there only me not getting it?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# the bus is driving over cobbles
therefore the panda's make-up is a mess
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
# AHHHH!
*gets hits by a dropping penny*


(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# I knooooooow!
*sidles away slowly*
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# thanks
I didn't like to explain it myself
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Well done Nooob,
you've outfoxed me!!

(Which isn't that hard to do)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Not bad, new kid
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Well done sir/madam
a fine 1st post!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# hello there, don't be scared to talk to all the nice people who like your post.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# ^ with the exception of this one, obviously.
;-)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
#
not really

(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# i'm still awfully upset. *sniffle*
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Make like a pair of human curtains
and pull yourself together man!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)
# You are Monkeon
And I claim my five pounds.

This has all the characters required to receive a woo, a yay, and double helpings of hoopla.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# HAHA!
This is to be encouraged
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)
# hahah! well played!~~
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# brilliant
you are most welcome
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Soup Herb
Great post
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)
# That's a wooyay. Right there.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)
# morning!! :D


Click for bigger (138KB)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Ooooo .... that's lovely ...
*fwaps romantically*
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# thank ya!
:)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# No no - thank ...
YOU!

*spluffs*
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# hahaha
cleans up
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# That's lully...
...so me *clicks* :D
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
# yay!
thank you! :D
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Marvellous Sir.
Have a woo.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# yay
cheers! :D
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Cor - nice legs
you're pretty good and this stuff aren't you?

... of course any other group of people would probably try and put you on medication to stop these visions... I prefer to embrace them as a vision of the future.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# hahaha
well i try - plus the medication has no effect :D
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Strewth.
That's a bit nice.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# thank you!
:)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# That's fab
and the suggestion of boobies makes it fabber
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)
# thank you!
;)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# fuckin hell
this is special! well done!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)
# YAAAARRR! Pieces of OAPEC
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Yaaaaaaar!!
Woo.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)
# ha ha ha
:D
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Thank you, thank you, thank you
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I was gonna post it to Fail blog...
Bindun ?

(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)
# LOL probably news!
RIS?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# lolz0rs u r 1337 t04pz0r!!1
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)
# I'm getting too old...
Still can't decipher l33t sp33k
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# More of this
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# there's a great pic of her looking evil. I think it's been taken down now :( wish I'd copied it
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Dear Sir/Madam
I have just visited the b3ta board and seen your image at the top of the page. As this is not icanhascheez... I was not expecting to find a TOAP/Epic Fail post.

Since I was not expecting to find such a poorly optimised and irrelivant image I would like my bandwidth returned to the sum of 54234 bytes.

Yours sincerely,
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# fail
Fail would not have posted it because they're American and don't read the news...

I thought it was more B3TA call it a post ironic fail if you like.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
# I can remember the days before TOAP
When captioned images were ok to put on.
You know ,lke it says:
"Jokes are better than technique"


/ can/worms/open
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Well I was gonna put...
"To loose one baby is unfortunate Ms Shoesmith but TWO why that's just careless."

But fail just seemed to fit better.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# minimilistic FTW!


(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# loose?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Whilst I agree with you in principle,
There is nothing wrong with a bit of TOAP, but simply putting epic fail on an image is hardly a joke.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# well...
Normally I would agree with you, but the joke is. There is nothing obviously fail such as a silly donkey upended with a cart or a cat falling after trying to jump into a mirror.

The joke is simply her smug fucking face being enough to justify the text.

Now I have had to explain it's not funny at all and will promptly ban myself from b3ta... untill the next newsletter at least.

(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# TOAP
toap - 1 definition - Abbreviation used by [b3tans] to describe a post on the messageboards as being basically just Text On A Picture.

Wow you learn somthing everyday.

It seem you guys even coined the phrase, I almost feel like appoligising.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# This the social services woman?
The blind, deaf and ignorant one.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Yeah, but she sure plays a mean pinball!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)
# *makes "choking on a grape" noise*
*coughs*
Hahahahahaha
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Morning all...

(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Ning Moley
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Ning ning!
Round two...
:D
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Ning Ning Ning!
*clicks* and then *ducks*
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# *wanders around in heels and a bikini holding up a board saying "Golf Sale"
*struts*

NING
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# why hello there.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)
# YOU SIR
You, with your heightened levels of responsibility and fine mane of strong voluminous hair... Good Ning and no mistake.

How are ya?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# fine
*sobs*
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# what unpleasant bopping.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# hahaha!!
'remove my pipe? i think not old man!'
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# ning Moley!
bop! *snore, bop! *snore, bop! *snore
Guinness world record consecutive knockouts
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Ningle Moley
top draw pugilism :)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
# a good ole good morning punch in the face
never did my wife any harm.


(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Bruce Wii
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Ace.
Bruce Lee's so tough he could wrestle an Action Man.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# hahaha
thats ace mate, get it into nuts
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# smashing
:D
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Morning Ninj!!!
:D
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Mornin' Moley!!
:D
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# wii e-bagpipes?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
# bruce lee just fucking loves this picture
hahaaha
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Good morning you sexy little shits
Have this:



C to tha F to tha B yo dawgs
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# ^ FIRE!
* Is that California?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Hot stuff.
Is that Loughborough town centre?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Bunsfield High Street
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# is it Fleet Street
through the eyes of a fox?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# It's Oxford Street
through the eyes of a tourist
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# oxford street sydney through an english tourist's eye's after a night of coke, booze and buggery?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# this sounds like it comes from personal experience
did the buggery hurt much?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I was born here, and unwantted buggery is even more action that I have gotten.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# I find myself in the unique position of pitying you for your lack of anal rape
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Quote of the day!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Christmas seen throigh the cold, dead eyes of a killer
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Easter seen through the warm, sexy eyes of a rapist?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# i fucking hate easter...
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Only because you didn't get any action.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# that's all year round.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# needs more "voices compelling me"
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Nah.
Motivation is soooo clichéd.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# I see these cunts every day.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# A. Particularly good
B. Cool font, where'd you get it?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Cheers
Have gazzed you
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Ooooohhh... firey!
:D
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# B3ta team!


Nigles all!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 8:53, archived)
# Nigles Floppty
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 8:54, archived)
# how are you today?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 8:58, archived)
# I am in despair at the ineptitude of the idiot that is designing our websitee
bloody numpty - he has no design flair at all
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:08, archived)
# oh noes, sounds like someone is going to be stomping on their beret by the end of the day
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# yup, Frank isn't happy at all
oh well...



Ning Kebab
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# why can't I be there?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 8:58, archived)
# and gang-rape the lady?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 8:58, archived)
# he gang-rapes his chair as we speak
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:00, archived)
# no I was making an oversized playing card and a paper crown
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# statistically, the participants of a gang rape probably enjoyed themselves.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# MEGA SUPER HYPER B3TA TEAM FORCE GO!
'nings!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:03, archived)
# *does special b3ta larper salute*
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:05, archived)
# *does special secret b3ta fart*
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Is that Barf in the middle?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# hahah
looks like it


Did you see Joan Rivers on ITV on saturday?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# I did, yes.
was very 'hit and miss' that show, Bill Bailey was probably the best part of it.

/and am I alone in wanting to punch the tediuously unfunny Michael McIntyre in the face?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Don't worry, there are others out there.
Comedians that laugh at their own jokes are inherently punchable.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# well said that man!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# I thought he was good
What day is it? Can I park here?

Yes, I can believe it's November, cos we've had the other ten months of the year!

Nings, Archie
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# morning fella :)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# I was surprised by how much I laughed at him also
ningles everyone
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I know what Jacko did with all that money


NING!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 8:04, archived)
# pffft....
Nings all!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 8:14, archived)
# Top!
WYH!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 8:37, archived)
# no unshopped pls
etc...
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 8:37, archived)
# hahah
nice work
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 8:44, archived)
# hahahah
morninglol
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 8:44, archived)
# RPS is shit. Give it up.

(PS: I like your pic)

NING everyone!

(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 8:49, archived)
# Ningles Gorgeous
You're right

it IS a smashing blouse

bring on the Ning Tram
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 8:55, archived)
# NING BOARD!

(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:00, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:01, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Yay....







(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:36, archived)
# This is what I'm talking about !
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:09, archived)
# hahahahah
it's good but wrong...
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:09, archived)
# .
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 8:58, archived)
# While we're all ninging
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Why Not?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# 18th November - The Calamatous Kinky Kinkajou of Kilamanjaro


As suggested by Fred Astaire Ate My Shoes
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 7:44, archived)
# lovely stuff again
I like his mittens :)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 8:09, archived)
# I can't decide
if this is reaaaaaly cute
or
reaaaaallly sad

But its all woo
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 8:15, archived)
# yeah melikes also
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 8:38, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 8:50, archived)
# \o/
I'm so glad I just logged on :)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:36, archived)
# that is super
have some clicks
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Fear the power of The Fraternity
That's no Loom.



loom
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 5:44, archived)
# STAR WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THATS NO MOON!!!!!!!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 5:49, archived)
# Now how could I forget..
Edit: Now that's no moon.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 5:59, archived)
# HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN THAT SPINOFF SHOW FROM FRISKY DINGO YET?
IT'S CALLED THE XTACLES.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 6:10, archived)
# yeah i have. its fucking awesome.
that and siperjail. which they didnt show this week because of that dumb star wars thing. and i FUCKING HATE STAR WARS.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 6:28, archived)
# I really wish Adult Swim would sort out their website so I could watch back episodes of Super Jail
I also need to find someone in my area who has cable and a nice TV so I can watch Super Jail.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 6:37, archived)
# superjail is so so so so so so so fucking awesome isn't it? oh my lord in heaven i am in love with it.
and i do agree. i missed one episode and i cant watch it now. : - (
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 6:52, archived)
# YES.
I fucking love all of these but I download the episodes anyway so can watch them all the time.

I don't know how to send them to you but most of them are on mininova or demonoid.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 7:22, archived)
# I tried to describe superjail to someone the other day.
I said it was like if charlie and the chocolate factory was a cartoon set in a maximum security prison drawn by the guy that did yellow submarine.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 7:23, archived)
# The Loom of death
and the trouser press of consequence.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 5:54, archived)
# That's no loom!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 8:51, archived)
# It is a moon! No, wait, my mistake
wait my mistake
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:09, archived)
# hahah
it's funny - but I thought that moment of lunacy had been somewhat overlooked


woo to you sir
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 5:11, archived)
# OMG
WTF!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 5:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
great first thing to see on /board (been on /talk for the last two hours)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 5:36, archived)
# hahaahahah so nice.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 5:49, archived)
# REFLECTO EYES
IS LOOKIN AT MY FACE.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 6:02, archived)
# hahahaha! this is perfect.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 6:42, archived)
# hahaha
just brilliant
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 8:38, archived)
# What an adorable pair :)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 4:44, archived)
# Mother?
Is that you on the left?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 4:45, archived)
# Sadly enough, the one on the right
does just look like jodie marsh...

Creepily woo though!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 5:06, archived)
# Thank you, good sir!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 5:19, archived)
# Another image pulled out of my ass
Inspired by me having the flu

(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 5:18, archived)
# would
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 5:58, archived)
# Billie Piper on the left...
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# bloody MOD are getting desperate


(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:46, archived)
# I want a fucking gun.
But i don't want any kind of responsibility, or effort to be made on my part.

Can I have a job?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:48, archived)
# not yet
but there'll be a revolution coming into town soon enough, jump on that
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:57, archived)
# yessssssss
I've been after one of them job things for months. Ashally got me an interview tomorrow n all =D And on that note... to the rilza mobile!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:58, archived)
# MOD PLEESMAN
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 3:03, archived)
# PLEESMAN PLEESES MY PEES.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 3:07, archived)
# BLEASCHMNN
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 3:15, archived)
# And there's money in it
(not the gun).

/end Young Ones blog
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 8:26, archived)
# Isn't this adorable
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:32, archived)
# .
charming
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Today was a good day
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:38, archived)
# aww
oh pile of sloppy poo
i want to pick you up
and put you in my bacon stew
eat and then sick you up
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:34, archived)
# EPIC
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:37, archived)
# i'm available for barmitzvahs
and ritual sacrifices
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Can you sing this to the tune of Britney's "toxic"?
I would like to hire you for an special party
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:56, archived)
# it's too late to sing
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 3:14, archived)
# Squee~
So cute!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:36, archived)
# SHITTING CHRIST
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:40, archived)
# SILLY PERSON
BLEEDING ANUS IS NOT STIGMATA
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:41, archived)
# EVERYBODY DANCE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:51, archived)
# *collapses*
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:02, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 8:55, archived)
# SHIT
Edit : also, have some SHIT


(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:43, archived)
# SHIT
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:50, archived)
# ave it!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:49, archived)
# *has it*
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:52, archived)
# .
Oi! Give it back!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:54, archived)
# i've sucked your cock
clean off the bone
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:56, archived)
# .
nah ty. i'm done here.. Zzzzzzzzz
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:58, archived)
# Well,
it's pretty much representative of the general standard of effort applied by most of the posters on here these days so well done.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:54, archived)
# I think it is called postmodernism
but apparently if you say something is postmodernist you really mean it is shit
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 3:01, archived)
# don't worry,
it's normally only this bad at night
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 3:04, archived)
# Isn't this adorable
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:17, archived)
# NO ITS STILL NOVEMBER
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:18, archived)
# NO-VEMBER
IT'S ALWAYS NEGATIVE WITH YOU
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:29, archived)
# IT'S ALWAYS SO PERMANENT AND PERVASIVE WITH YOU
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:30, archived)
# can i just point this out, i choked on a crunch bar as a result of this
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:36, archived)
# How is the Ukraine fund going?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:31, archived)
# $0.00 :-)
that'll teach me to look for help on the interwebs!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:35, archived)
# OHNO :(
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:38, archived)
# I wasn't expecting it to work, in fact I'd have been blown out of the water if someone had actually donated
It was more about being able to reassure myself later that I did in fact make the donation thing and didn't let the idea sit and rot.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:40, archived)
# I would send some
but seeing how im living out of my coin jar atm I dont have anything to give.

/student.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:45, archived)
# If anything, this whole exercise has shown me just how many b3tards are students
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:50, archived)
# Pasanonic buys all his friends, maybe you could speak to him about it.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:58, archived)
# POETRY CORNER
No sun--no moon!
No morn--no noon!
No dawn--no dusk--no proper time of day--

No warmth, no cheerfulness, no healthful ease,
No comfortable feel in any member -
No shade, no shine, no butterflies, no bees,
No fruits, no flowers, no leaves, no birds! -
November!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:31, archived)
# TO THE BAT-BUNKER!!!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:18, archived)
# I THINK THAT'S A PRETTY PISS POOR CLOCK
BUT I AM ADORABLE SO IT ALL EVENS OUT.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:20, archived)
# hahaha
he likes that one
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:23, archived)
# I'm adorable too! :D
proof:
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:24, archived)
# i'll go with that
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:25, archived)
# You were better as batwoman.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:26, archived)
# .
i'll add my name to the list
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:35, archived)
# .
i'm not sure her tail popping out would have quite the same effect.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:38, archived)
# FINE. FINE.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:39, archived)
# Threak JACK
I hope he fries for this...
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Hahahhaa
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Ill Police?
Like Ill Pope?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:23, archived)
# 3 police
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:27, archived)
# It's abbreviation for illinois -- home of Barack-O-Bama
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:28, archived)
# i didn't know Barack O'Bama was Irish
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:38, archived)
# Ugh
I hate xmas kitsch!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:20, archived)
#
kitsch
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:22, archived)
# I HATE THE WORD XMAS
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:22, archived)
# i hate all words
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:26, archived)
# I HATE
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:27, archived)
# HATE IS HATE
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:32, archived)
# I HATE HATE >:(
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:40, archived)
# HATE HATES HATE
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:44, archived)
# Isn't this adorable?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:22, archived)
# RAAAAAAAAARR!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:23, archived)
# isn't this new person so adorable


isn't he adorable
i think he is adorable
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:23, archived)
# I agree.
We should include this new person in the gayshift group hug
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:29, archived)
# There's a group hug?
I thought it was a hussle.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:30, archived)
# (6 days growth feels good rubbing around in your junk)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:31, archived)
# i did NOT type that!!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:32, archived)
# SUPER-HAPPY-MEGA-GROUP-HUG-BOT?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:32, archived)

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