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# So, what have the Romans ever done for us?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:17, archived)
# they gave us rabbits
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)
# The Aquaduct?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)
# they brought rabbits over with them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Viniculture?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)
# mosaic gay porn
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:21, archived)
# It's hardly porn.
C'mon...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:22, archived)
# no its not porn
it is a nice kiss :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:23, archived)
# I thought that was the Normans
(alloydog, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:22, archived)
# nope, the romans
misconception
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:23, archived)
# What about the Geeks
Didn't they invent philosophy?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:30, archived)
# I so hope that wasn't a typo
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:32, archived)
# ;)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)
# I don't know, who am I, the pope's hat
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:32, archived)
# I think it was the chineese
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# This is pretty fucking hot right there
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)
# the aquaduct?
obv........
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Rabbits...
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:25, archived)
# So, apart from the roads, the aquaduct, the viniculture, safety in the streets...
What have the Romans *ever* done for us?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:26, archived)
# brought piece
Let's face it Reg,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Still my 2nd favourite film of all time
(sorry Blues Brother will always be No1)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:27, archived)
# actually that's a very nice pic
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Thank you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Is it shopped ?
curiosity
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Nah, I drew it with my head-dobber

Edit: Apologies - unhelpful.
Bit of jiggering around in Illustrator from a black & white photie
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Is that a Glen Baxter invention????????????
picture please!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:29, archived)
# :D
hehehe...

I miss Glen Baxter.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Fruits of the World in Danger
Genius
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:32, archived)
# I felt inspired by him with this... sort of:
Edit: Fuckerfingers - wrong bloody pic!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:34, archived)
# haha
top job

that should be FP
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Now, *that* is very kind indeed.
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)
# You still at work?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:44, archived)
# No, thank god
;-)

Just degreasing myself now
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:45, archived)
# You seem to be onmipresent today.

I've had time to watch a movie and paint the kitchen in between b3taing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:47, archived)
# :(
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:48, archived)
# NO NO NO!
You know (well I hope you do)what I mean!

All in the jesting,Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:51, archived)
#
ta
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Fuckerfingers?
Stop showing off.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:41, archived)
# hehe...
Chance would be a fine thing...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:46, archived)
# nsfw
MOSAIC SEXY TIMES
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Very nice :) ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Oh, Archie.
Bless you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Nicely tagged
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# I must look such a scope
squinting at my screen.

also:
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Yeah, you scope!!
I was only thinking of this saying the other day, and chuckled to myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Smoochy woochy!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)
# novelty
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)
# The poor man
He need the George Foreman insect repellant!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Float like a Bee sting like a Butterfly
yay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Be like a float?
butterfly prawns?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Milk float?
Some yoghurt and a gold top please.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)
#
bee like a goat

go like a train
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:23, archived)
# BIFF, BOFF, BZZZZZZZ!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Float like a butterfly and sting like when i pee.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:33, archived)
# "The Greatest" had all the bugs worked out !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# evenin' all



EDIT: Sorry. Haven't met the guy in yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooonks and forgot the dubious way he slices the food if he's cooking for you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:27, archived)
# oh dear!
Can I have a wing and a drumstick please?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:29, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:29, archived)
# missin glimbs
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:30, archived)
# A RIS from you Sir?:O
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Allen_(drummer)

Oo a wiki URL fail
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Ah the Def Leppard Drummer
he crashed at Snake Pass in Sheffield - perhaps he was counting badgers at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:32, archived)
# I think he was probably looking for his arm
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)
# It was probably still attached to his dead girlfriend I think
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:36, archived)
# The funny thing is that about ten years ago he had to have his ball and sockey joint replaced in his other arm.
I was down to too much water skiing.:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)
# My first drum tech job.
Interstingly the house chrashed into was that of a midwife having a new years eve party.
She put the whole arm in cocktail ice to take to the hospital. Unfortuntaely bit by bit it became gangreenous sothey removed the whole thing.
The Quo's drummer filled in until the did a gig in Ireland where he did show up and Allan had to do the entire gig.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Hmm. tragic accident Def Leppard Drummer loses arm and girlfriend
and then the drummer from The Quo takes his place? Coincidence, I think not!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)
# I believe it was a 'girlfriend'
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Wow
I admire the guy's resolution to keep going with being drummer

and the band for sticking by him
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)
# we should all applaud his resolve
something Rick cannot join us in...

~ Hull
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Hahaha
Oh you cruel thing
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
# the dramatised rockumentary
said it was all St Mutt Langer's work, coaxing him back to the band. I'd like a second opinion on that before I believe it though...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Not sure of what the reasoning behind it all
but speeding on Snake Pass has taken a lot of people's lives - I was taken down there in a bus during Driver Training and wow my knuckles were as white as Rick's.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Is that the alternative to the Cat And Fiddle?
Used to drive to see my friend Penny in Sheffield from Congleton. Plenty of deep gullies in which you could espy the rusting remains of rear axles and transmission bell-housings from past accidents
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:51, archived)
# it's always the first road to be closed off during winter snow
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake_Pass#Origins_of_the_name
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)
# "The road has a poor accident record"
sounds like it's doing alright to me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Never underestimate
the sound of one hand clapping...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)
# you just need a bald dwarf sitting some place in front of you
and then it becomes so easy....
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)
# ah
one armed drummer, how does that work?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:34, archived)
# ... very slowly
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:34, archived)
# lots of fancy
footwork?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)
# a series of pedals that
are linked to MIDI triggers or mechanically linked actuators to simulate what his missing arm might hit, drum-wise.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Sorta true.
MIDI was only use when it was new and cool. I love Audio. Scientific history has people like Galileo, Arkimedes and Einstein.
MIDI? Created by Dave Smith:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)
# I am actually sat here in an Adrenalise t-shirt that I wore for my bash this weekend
p.s. where were you?

www.flickr.com/photos/davew27/3036606636/in/pool-b3tabashes
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Cooking fucking sausages probably:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)
# He's a smart guy, he uses his head
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:36, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Roadies.
We rule the earth.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:36, archived)
# ... Clever Dick
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)
# must give him a sore head
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)
# oh dear oh dear
no high hat closed for YOU, Joe Elliot.

Woo :-) and Howdy.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Wotcha.
No insult intended. He's an oooooooooooooooooold mate and I've just come back home from dinner with the spoon using spacktard.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Blimming heck
Drum tech man? Know ye of Lorne Wheaton?

/I best stop now.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# The b3ta guy that did that thing on BBC3?:P
I've only done 3 drum tech jobs. I've only kept in contact with Rick as he has an intersting way of chopping tomatoes:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Ah no, Mr Wheaton does drum tech
for Neil Peart and his incredible trick rotating many-pieced 360 degree kit.

EDIT Oh you got me there. Wheatley. Duh me.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Hehehe
Or the 360 rotating cage kit a la Motley Crew:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)
# My ex saw them in San Fran
said it moved around the arena on rails!

But never mind, the young people these days have The Kooks instead. That should compensate them .
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Don;t forget the new crappy Shakira:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)
# .
(stevenevermind, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:24, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:25, archived)
# But soft...
what droid from yonder portal breaks?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:26, archived)
# It is the yeast, and R2 is the bun!
~perhaps not
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:30, archived)
# hahaha, nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Hah
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# The Mighty Griswolds anyone....??
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Aholiday roooOOOOaaaaaAAOOooooooaaaaAAAoooooD!
Class film - surprisingly funny for an american comedy film.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Roll 'em up kids
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Do not mock the Eclectic Chair -

for it is a slow and tedious way to die...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:59, archived)
# haha!
that's very good...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:01, archived)
# hahaha!
I've sat in several of eclectech's chairs. A far nicer experience.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Ooo your musical abilites outstand me
I can only dream of playing the guitars I own - 2 of which - no idea why I own them ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Pffft.
I'm just a good bluffer :)

I just put a MIDI pickup on one of my guitars - much synthamasizer-controlling fun!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:09, archived)
# I've seen guitars with usb ports - that's coolness
plug and play fun
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Hahaagha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:07, archived)
# haha., lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's brilliant! :D
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)
# yay funchair
death row dillydallies
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)
# It really is Bertie!
(stevenevermind, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:47, archived)
# This needs way more replies.
It's very nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:34, archived)
# I was thinking that too, but then I forgot.
Woo anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)
# he watches,lurking beneath the sea....
i think bindun maybe?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:46, archived)
# I've not seen it, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Fake
no bridge, no shark but woooo anyway
(MrBojangles lurk...post......lurk......post, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:51, archived)
# its the same image as original
i just picked the one without the bridge,no shark because i put chtulhu over it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Joke fail
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)
# the bridge is RIGHT THERE!
are you blind???
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)
# cthulhu for the win!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:16, archived)
# cthulwool by the looks of it
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Presenting: George Lucas' throbbing, disgusting, pulsating neck flab.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Lucas Aids
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)
# clever
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:59, archived)
# this'll be the organ that writes the crappy dialogue in the new star wars films
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)
# You goitre
be kidding...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:33, archived)
# narf!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:33, archived)
# snarf!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:47, archived)
# That is very very very very very very very very nicely done.
I've clicked it before, and i'll click it again.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:35, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:35, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:39, archived)
# barkin'brill
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Superb!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:17, archived)
# It's gonna burst!!!



Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:35, archived)
# What do you think is inside?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:36, archived)
# wasted talent?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Yak milk.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:44, archived)
# That's his 'idea sack', I think it's gone bad.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:41, archived)
# q=1/r
Where:
q = quality of George Lucas movie
r = radius of George Lucas' neck
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:45, archived)
# LUCAS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:05, archived)
# haha! I love his
wind-blown hair...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:07, archived)
# haaaaaaaaaaaahaha
wtfwtfwtfwtf
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)
# We were discussing that 300' overspill kayak nonsense and I said 'I want a Kayak'.
Fluffy said that he wanted a Salma Hayek and I mentioned that I wish she had John Malkiavitch's face.



She has nice tits though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)
# It makes him look a bit like a vicar.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)
# I wish our vicar looked like that.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:27, archived)
# We are interregnum at the moment
I guess that means that the next one might do.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)
# That would be fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:30, archived)
# From the bell tower ringing platform
I would be able to see down her top a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Rinin?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# I have no idea what you are talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Ninja!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:33, archived)
# You about this weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:34, archived)
# I should be, what are you thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Beers?
Maybe a dinner party with next door and The Dagnall?

We could watch Kelly's Heroes?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Sounds good.
You are having the vegans too though, right?

I want meat.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:36, archived)
# I'll sort something out.
See you tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:36, archived)
# See you then!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:36, archived)
# hahahahaha!
... I guess it'd be rude not to.
(nom_nom_nom, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:27, archived)
# I would like to John Malkovic


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:28, archived)
# She's stretching it over her face and going "HNNNNNGHHH"
You heard
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)
# i can hear this RIGHT NOW
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# A-KA-BUS-SI IS GONNA DO A HOT, WHITE CREAMY PISS
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:30, archived)
# ummmm
boobies!

being john malkovich looks fun
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:30, archived)
# 'checks diary'
is it Sexy Tuesday or something?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Arrrg!
Very Aphex Twin!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Goige, can i keep vle wabbits?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Who is John Malkiavitch?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:36, archived)
# A being.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:46, archived)
# I thought it was the bloke from shameless
wit' tits
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:54, archived)
# spideryman
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Holy fuckering shudd!!

T.J
What film shal I watch.
I have 42" screen and dolby 5.1 to play with.
/The missus is at work blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Aliens
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:25, archived)
# ^ THIS
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Did that one a few weeks ago.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Hmm..
Predator
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Or Starship Troopers?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:27, archived)
# or Total Recall
ROBOCOP!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:30, archived)
# predator 2
pred 1 was guff
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:28, archived)
# :O
You bring shame..on this house.

"I AINT GOT TIME TO BLEED".

Predator 2 has the Glover though, the Glover rules.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)
# glover wins!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# RIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:33, archived)
# some of the best noises in any film ever
were made by the predator in that film
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:34, archived)
# The second has some hilarious moments.
"COCAIIIIiiinnne"

Ahhaa.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:36, archived)
# YES!!
And maybe 2 too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Cloverfield works well on a big screen,
well I enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Yep.indeed.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Run Lola Run
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:37, archived)
# The Dark Knight
or if you're going down the 'official dvd' route, Jaws - it never fails to entertain
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:27, archived)
# To do that one would have to download the dvd rip made by Axxo available on Mininova and other such sites.
Your support for illegal downloads sickens me.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:28, archived)
# mininvoa was down yesterday,
someone told me
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Ah, piratebay it is then.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:34, archived)
# is that site any good?
I've stuck with mininova to date, but often wondered what the 'bay was like?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:51, archived)
# I use Torrentz
to search, and then pick the best on offer...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Aye, is ok.
Mininova is better though.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)
# I don't have ther power of time travel


to speed up the torrents...sshhh
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Ah, Jaws.
In my all-time top 5.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)
# My all time fave, it's a 'regular watch' every year
along with Goodfellas, The Ladykillers, (original) 'M' and the Godfather trilogy
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Good grief!
What an excellent selection. They all bear multiple viewings, for sure.
I'd put Fargo in there, too.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:35, archived)
# strangely,
I've never seen any of those films.

EDIT: I should point out I've seen many of the classics, but I think you managed to list most of the ones I've missed.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Correct this
immediately!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:38, archived)
# I've no excuse really.
I think Goodfellas and Godfather are actually in the house...
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Goodfellas is 3 hours
of bravura filmaking by a master at the top of his game. Get it watched!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:44, archived)
# You speak much truth in that sentence
I wasn't quite prepared for how awesome it was going to be on my first viewing of it.
Again, it's a perfect Sunday afternoon treat if you have 3 hours or so to kill,
and don't fall asleep after the sunday lunch
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Stop at Godfather Part 2 - Part 3 should only be picked up well after watching the first two
Do please catch the original Ladykillers. It's a perfect Sunday afternoon treat.
A glorious cast, a wonderful turn by Alec Guinness, and a lovely 'half comedy/half sinister' story that does much more in 90 minutes
than a lot of modern films manage in over 2
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Absolutely
...and I love Herbert Lom.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Interstellar 5555
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:28, archived)
# *I reeeeeeeeally fucking like this*
Please do more.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Yikes!
That's giving me the shivers...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)
# that's very cool
perhaps if they do the early 90's '8-armed spidey' storyline in the next film he'll look similar :D
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)
# i liked mutant spiderman ^^
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:28, archived)
# lovely
furpect
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:28, archived)
# That is fricking epic!

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Desktop cleanup time
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)
# You've just made mine diiiirty.


Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Slag
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)
# SSS!!!!!!!
Where did you spring from!!!

Helloes
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Word up
I sprung from over there *points*

I skipped here. Merrily.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Are you a big famous graphic artist geting paid loads, yet?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Erm...
I have some work. With a bit of pay. I'd quite like more though
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:09, archived)
# At least you're getting there.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:10, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Now SOMEBODY GIVE ME A JOB FOR GODS SAKE
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:12, archived)
# I'll have a footjob with wire socks if it's going...?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:13, archived)
# I'll be down the docks tomorrow night, pedalling my wares
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Ooh yeah you're in Plymouth aren't you!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Yes
I'm not going to give you a footjob though
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# ^ :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:15, archived)
# GET OFF MY PITCH *throws stuff*
Ello lovely Prodge, hows things (other than the obvious designer-in-a-recession woe)?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# to be honest...meh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)
# i have an erect penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Shes got a bit of an odd face
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)
# That's why I abandoned it initially.
Her chin is angled down in the source pic... if I shaded it or added more detail it would probably have looked better. I kind of lost interest in it though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:04, archived)
# She is looking at me with that come hither look . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:02, archived)
# She looks about 12
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Oh good, i was afraid to knock one out incase she was young.
*pedals away*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:12, archived)
# And disabled
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)
# That's ok
If you photoshop carefully you can make her look younger...
(klondyker, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:43, archived)
# very nicely
more redheads!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:02, archived)
# You can never
have too many redheads
(lordy lordy, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Blackheads, on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:05, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:06, archived)
# No no no
just a silly play on words. You're lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:08, archived)
# :D
Thankyou, I feel it so it must be true.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:09, archived)
# ...
DAILY MAIL RACIST DAILY MAIL RACIST DAILY MAIL RACIST DAILY MAIL RACIST DAILY MAIL RACIST DAILY MAIL RACIST DAILY MAIL RACIST DAILY MAIL RACIST DAILY MAIL RACIST DAILY MAIL RACIST DAILY MAIL
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:07, archived)
# That sounds to me
like something a dole-scum asylum-seeking leftist immigrant terrorist ON DRUGS would say.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:11, archived)
# I bet he doesn't even care about Lady Di
:(((((((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:13, archived)
# as long as they're all female, I heartily endorse this message
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:05, archived)
# mmmmm noice
nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:20, archived)
# phwoar
this is ver' good
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Is she disabled?
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# No, sorry.
She'd definitely be able to fight you off.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Er?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Allow me to explain.
We were discussing that 300' overspill kayak nonsense and I said 'I want a Kayak'.
Fluffy said that he wanted a Salma Hayek and I mentioned that I wish she had John Malkiavitch's face.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:47, archived)
# got a source pic?
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Activision accused of 'cashing in' on a name with their next release...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:57, archived)
# how do you play it?
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)
# 16 covers of Sinatra songs, speak along to the speeches of George Bush Snr, and the chance to greenscreen your own sci fi trilogy as Lucas
/all Goitre sufferers
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)
# hahaha!
needs more iodine...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Will make the moshing quite fun.
Am I the only person in the world to have not played on Guitar Hero?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I haven't played it either don't worry
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Not hardly . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)
# No.
I've watched it, that was all the information I needed.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)
# It's beinig played in my house at the moment!!
But not by me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:02, archived)
# I've played it once...
I think that's probably enough.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
brill.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Caution: May induce neckrophobia !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Hahahahahaa
If I was a mod...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Where's the font for this at?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:52, archived)
# We all thought he'd read the signs. But he just pulls it out of his pocket and...... Well, you know the rest.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:52, archived)
# WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE KAZOO!!!!??!?!?!???
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:52, archived)
# *slow motion noooooooo*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:54, archived)
# what happens next?
Does he...?
Do they...?
Can anyone survive...?
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Forgive them for they do not know what they do
when they presume it's safe to KAZOO!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:54, archived)
# KAZOOKABLAMMO!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)
# haha!
hurrah for kazoos - most intrinsically funny of all the instruments.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)
# love this loonyism
have a ......
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)
# that is an epic woo
WOO!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:56, archived)
# doesn't that destroy the universe or something?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:54, archived)
# *blows in top hole*
*saves world by mistake*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Kazoontheit !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)
# OH NOES!
I HAD LASER SAFETY TRAINING TODAY IT WAS VERY BORING
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Yeah- what use are lasers unless
you can blow stuff up with them in an extremely dangerous manner?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:06, archived)
# No I have to be safe :(
You can take someones eyes out with them as the terrible video from the 80s showed
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Excellent work :D
Did someone say... Yazoo?!

(nom_nom_nom, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha They look even MORE terrified now!
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:12, archived)
# oh hai creepyfeesh
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# s'not creepy
its kinda cute
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Spang it with something it's equilibrium needs restoring!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# What does . . . it . . . eat ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# aaawww
just when he'd tasted freedom

very nice too
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Gah!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)
# *tickles*
hai :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Shirley...?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I'd get my money back if I was you
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Learn to spell Gloucester you should...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# No point.
It's not worth it.

I speak from experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Gloucester leads to suffering...
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# This.
Mighty sufferation inna Glossamix.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)
# haha oh dear!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Needs more 'u'.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# and also more accurate directions
the spoken directions suggest both roads go to the same place

but thats not whats on the screen

How the hell are you supposed to know which is correct!?
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Not on a motorway,
you'll have to go to the next junction to turn round!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# What is this, Yodawatch?
I for one certainly hope so :)

PS made this of someone in work, just to pish him off (paint rocks!)

PPS The M4 leads to South Wales, not the M5 btw...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# TJ - Was it me or did I see a massive CD?
tell me I'm not losing it!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# No there wasn't.
You gone loco , Miss



yes
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Well as long as I'm going looney then all is fine
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Lost . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Dancing strictly I am...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to Arlene Phillips
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Jo Brand, men, cakes, yawn, etc
This is good
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# that's frighteningly accurate...
...and awesome to boot :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# He ranks right up there . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)
# *Holds up board with a 9 on it*
He keeps going pigeon toed.
Sort it out and he will be in the final.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I like to think of the voting as people rebelling against shit tv
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# That's a great way to look at it
The BBC gets a mild hit and then milks it for all it's worth to the point of overexposure
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# See also: Cowell.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# jo sargeant or john brand?confused. essex
nice job too
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:12, archived)
# But we don't look Siamese
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)
# A rare breed indeed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Haha nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I dreamt about a tiny one of those.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Another example of amazing genetic engineering !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# hahah!
I was looking at this for five seconds, thinking what on earth has been changed? Is it winking? ....
(chippy time travel agents, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I winked back and I thought it was flirting . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Will they never learn to read the signs . . .
Gircrash !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# another wee gold nugget found on teh superhighway
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Also lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)
# We R Family . . . and such !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)
# I thought maybe they were just tied in a knot :-)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Moon man doesn't like moon...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)
# How did he get his arms in his helmet?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)
# *out of context rofl*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Just keeping it real, Arch,

just keeping it real.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# butter and effort
theres a lot you can do with butter and effort
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# You'll never put a better bit of butter in your Wife
/Last Tango in Paris blog
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# It looks very lonely on the moon . . .
and it looks like it might smell bad in that suit . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# hehe perhaps he was banking on it being the Death Star?

or maybe he saw this...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Mir-kat?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# haha
now you mention it I missed a trick there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Or maybe he saw ...
this?!

(nom_nom_nom, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# excellent I Love the Alien
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Then you need this.....
www.styleguru.org/entry/the-alien-for-halloween-freaks/
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Oo that grapes my squildo
if only it was in black
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)
# heh heh heh
jolly good
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Love the bottom lip! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I'd heard that about you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Fnnerrrr...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Hes looking everywhere but behind him
everyone knows thats where danger comes from...
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# JESUS CHRIST, I'M FUCKING MOONMAN
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# hahaha i like your moon man
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I'M TEXTING YOU A BABY
IN SPACE
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)

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