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# Over the weekend, I suddenly realised that
(MattDP (Squiggle), Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# :x
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# :x
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# this makes me laff
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# ARF

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Haha
there's little quite as wonderful as costumed geeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# there's almost no shopping needed
Also, look at Weedman:

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Am i a geek for knowing they are cosplaying from the manga/ game
Initial D?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Oh my yes.
Yes you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# :x
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# 8X
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# When really,
she/he/it should have a face like a mimsy.
*my neck is in pain. Must be time for lectures*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# I would take issue with this statement.
I have a Nijntje (Miffy) and she does not have a face like an arse.
Same dress as on that book cover, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I've noticed that too
though recently it's been a variation

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(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Hahaha
was it mixy?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# 'eh?
Sorry, bit slow today, is that another character? it's just a quick 'shop of the above image

Edit: Nnnnghh. You mean the disease, yes, probably. Or strangulation.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Oh dear... poor you
*offers honey and lemon, snuggly duvet, fluffy socks and jaffa cakes*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# mixomatosis
also known as mixy.

Arf!

vanishes back to lurkdom
(teasus likes tea, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# mixin ma toasties
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# That's you off my Christmas card list, madam.
:-|
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# ~harumph~
I'm all poorly, you're supposed to forgive me my trespasses :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# you need a hot toddy
or a warm lemon and honey drink ... possibly with garlic in it...

unless you're poorly with something other than a cold then you need real medicine.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I really thought it was the flu after a very weird/worrying/shit night
and I feflt like death warmed over this morning when, like an idiot, I went to work to tide them over until they could get someone in to cover my shift. But I've napped since I got back and actually feel reasonably okay now (compared to previously held certainties)...so now I don't know.

Honey and lemon is delicious so I may try that anyway next I brave getting out the duvet.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# ha!
I bagsie the ears
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# I seriously want one of these
www.chrisdanielson.com/blog/archives/HelloTitty.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# I'm having a shit TV overdose today
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# ha ha ha
nice font matching ... did it used to be a g ?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# cut and pasted from the o and the l
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# yeah - I can see that now
good show.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# used to be
then flew to Thailand for one of those ops...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# ha ha ha
a sex change oops :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# hahahah
spang - fucking brill.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# hahaha..brill
strictly
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Just musing on a pet peeve of mine
Some of you'll understand... ;)

/pedestrian rantlet
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# engRISh
????
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# I'm not sure about Ipswich or anything to do with it
but I think I know what you're talking about. Get ye to Falkirk says I!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# or is this the place where Pedestrians have right of way now?
I'd like to see them try THAT in Falkirk
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# I'm talking to myself again aren't I?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# ... wait a minute... post whore!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Sorry, I had to do a thing
This is where the boy racers tear around in their tricked-out Escorts instead of admiring the countryside, or going to the beach which is about 20 minutes away, or anything remotely improving. They just go round and round and round.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I wouldn't apologise to me - I'm not worth it
right - so I was right.. except there a little less else to do in Falkirk ... Bob would be able to tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Is it the Ipswich chav nova circuit?
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Hastings beach
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
#
What a wonderful view
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Is that actually a miniature or did you make it look like it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I used a tehcnique that was in the newletter ages ago I think
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Nicely!
Got a link perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# here's one
recedinghairline.co.uk/tutorials/fakemodel/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Yea.... But....
Is that actually a miniature or did you make it look like it?

EDIT: I guess you have answered that now?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I fucking love that ^
Do you have more?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Very nice
makes me want to say "miiiiilk" in the manner of Cravendale adverts for some reason :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# those ads are great
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I only understood that musical statue one recently.
hadn't realised he was using a cardboard cutout.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Mindpiss!
Was just about to write the same thing :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# I love these model manipulated photos
I have no idea how it's done, despite reading a webpage on how to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# ooh nice
works well considering the angle of it.

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Hahaha how good is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# 15?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I'd go as far as 16 and a half
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# careful now
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I love this :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Not much has changed in Hastings in a thousand years.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Aaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# tee
hee
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# ooh!
spang
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# haha
where are the pregnant 12yr olds?!
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
# That's lovely
Haven't tried one of these yet. I'll have to give it a go.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Great Stuff!
I had a Henry for it, but there may be whining, so I'll not post it.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# do it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# sorry, just had to restart the 'pooter
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Haha
Miniature Henry!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Oh yeh!
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)
# nice :)

noon
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# This is ace
I've been trying a few but i'm not quite as good.
Click for bigger
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Not bad
Is there more to it than selective blurring?

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I messed around with
some of the curves, sharpness and brightness, but apart from that it is just basically selective blurring.

Here, have another

Click for bigger
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# not really
but it's about leaving bits that are the same distance from the camera with the same amount of blur...

your one still works, but really there should be a focused line accross the middle, and blurring top and bottom not all the way round
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Ahhhh, gotcha!
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
# :D
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)
# The harsh reality of sword swallowing...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# it can change the way you look?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# oh.
I wont do that then.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# having seen your photo
i'd be inclined to, i know i'll getting myself a sword next time i go down the shops.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# did that sword make him ten years younger?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# yes it did
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# i'm glad that's settled then :D
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# It makes you grow a fringe in a matter of hours?

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# yes it does
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Caution: sword swallowing can in some extreme cases lead to ill-advised fringes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# yes it can
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Mindpiss?

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Thanks, but I've just got a coffee.
Kind offer, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Suit yourself
*labels and stores*
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# I did decline politely!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# That's why I deemed the exclamation mark unnecessary
Didn't mean to be rude

*offers biscuit*
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# oooOOOooo! Bourbons!
excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I do, as it happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# he either forgot to put his pants on
or he's forgotten to pull them down
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# bugger.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# yes he has
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# it makes you go commando?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# it's the only way to go
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# It makes someone else do a poo without shutting the door?
;D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# er... yes!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Wow!
Turns out there's a lot I didn't know about sword-swallowing.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# My dad does that.
I don't live with him any more (obviously) but I think he mainly did it because he knew it annoyed me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# my dad too
its a "this is my house" thing i reckon
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# *eyes manwife suspiciously*
DON'T YOU DARE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# that's crossing a line.
Man-wife just about gets away with wee-wees, if he ever did that I'd rub his nose in it.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Wees are all fine and dandy
I've watched family members, friends and even strangers have a tinkle. But dad poos smell...ungodly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Relatedly...
Well ish...



Wttp
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# hahaahha :D
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# :D
its like mine only not shit!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Yours isn't shit
It's the slight inconsistencies that make these things funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# hehe
i couldnt find a picture of that sword swallower man taking dump anywhere! Even on google images!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# :D
Obviously he's shy... maybe he does embarrassingly feminine poos which are not in keeping with the manliness of his sword-swallowing public image?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Ladies and gentlemen we have an amazing man for you tonight
He swallows a four foot sword!
*what's so special about that?*
He's only three foot tall!

/Morecambe and Wise
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# haha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Maybe his hair had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# exactly!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# I think the above criticism of this image is harsh and uncalled for :(
I like it. So there.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# hehe cheers!
at least they are enjoying themselves...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# It turned Liev Shreiber into James Blunt
blah de blah de blah
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# haha!
*remembers...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Oh God No
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Dozy bint
Should be where she is now.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# That looks like a really warm cardi.
Poor Amy. Silly cow, I hope she gets better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# needs more slippers though :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Or sitting on feets.
I sit on my feets a lot to keep them warm. One of the benefits of having a bountiful arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I have one of those too.
It has many uses.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# ^ This
There is a lovely jumper in Monsoon which I really want. But at £50 I'll knit the bugger myself!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# They've got a jumper dress that's really, really nice.
I bought a monsoon dress on saturday from our local cheapy shop for £2.50. They get all the old stock from places like that, it's great. It's a little white cotton prairie dress with broderie anglaise edging. No good for winter, but come the summer it'll be ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Sounds lovely.
Monsoon is far and beyond my budget, and we have no cheapy stores :(

(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Poor you.
QD, Aylesbury. Chavtastic mecca of tat with the occasional good thing like the aforementioned thrown in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# If I'm desparate for a nice outfit, I break the bank and go to Monsoon
*see the coat I bought for £150 on Friday*

Might have to wander down to Aylesbury for a little look/see.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# It's good for cheap shopping, our charity shops are brilliant.
For nice clothes I like Monsoon and Rick Owens.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# would.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# would to!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# This gives me the horn.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# This
is not attractive
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Unlike Kate Bush
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# *nods*
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# faaaaaaaaaaaaaam'ly *wheeze*


No reason, just seemed like a good fit
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# who hell he?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# blofeld?
spacehopper?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Ris Ris
RIS!!!!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Yul Brynner?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Yul Brynner to the party?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Alaska.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# jamaica come?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# How did she get there?
Jakarta?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Awright Bruv.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# it's not ivan dobsky's Mr Hoppy, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# That's a face I don't want to be bouncing up and down on!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# he looks like the
guy from that programme KILLER NET from a few years back
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Jason Orange?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# noon :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# it's like some kinda cool dream...
wwwooo!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# hehe
its a nice way of saying blurry :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# it is blurry
in a good way :)
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# fecking bords again
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Woo!
I'm loving these.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# thank ya sir!
I'm glad you like them! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# :3
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# fecking hell fire
panowie dude, totally.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# hehe
:) fank ya! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I like this
The river looks like it's full of milk :D
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# hahaha
your right i had problems with making the river :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# wow she's massive
nice pic!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# she is a bit out of perspective
i didnt realise before :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Ver' nice...
I will resist any kind of Henry/Star Destroyer urges out of deference for the quality of this image.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# do it!
do it hard! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# *puff* *pant*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# heheh
yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I really need to clean up my star destroyer.
Just magic wanded the background out of it in the first place. Ordinarily shrink it down loads so it's not noticeable but should make more of an effort.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# magic wand FTW
do you have cs3?? vvery handy tool on there called quick selection :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# *cough*paint.net*cough*
Simple and limited. I dabble in gimp from time to time, but paint.net is pretty much my level of complexity ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Stunning clouds, sir
Great overall, but the clouds are amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# the clouds
are lovely! :D they were from a seaside picture :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# this is all of the nice
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# cheers!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# lovely lovely lovely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# :D
thank ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Phwoar, you talented bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# you can talk :D
did u see this one

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I did, I thought it was gorgeous.
If I ever write a fantasy novel, I'd like you to do the colour plates in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Ooh, good plan.
I was wondering who I could get to do some stuff for me.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# what? me?
??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Indeed.
I'm in the process (the very slow process) of writing a fantasy novel.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# cool stuff!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I finished mine, and hustler stole the plot for a movie :(:(:(:(:(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# i'd love to!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Very, very nice
Is she having a paddle? :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# she's about to!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Not if a condor pecks her eyes out she's not.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# She could still paddle
It might cheer her up :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# What if said condor pecks her brain out shortly after her eyes have been eaten?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Wouldn't happen.
Condors are afraid of flowing water*

*100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Piss me, that's amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# thank ya
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# nicely done.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# doffs cap
thank you sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# very nice
though I prefer your last one up there^
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# that's

yewbarrow! aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# just to move the spazz link down
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# oh bloody hell
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# no, it's spelt H E N R Y
not that tricky, really.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# N-O-B-S-O-C-K-S
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# He's been everywhere
It makes me vomit with rage!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# this is him in the afterlife
HENRY IS DEAD
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# GOOD
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Can i just check which film you are living in?
Or should we guess?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I nominate "After Henry"
www.imdb.com/title/tt0092314/
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I was thinking more along the lines of
www.imdb.com/title/tt0068450/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# both wrong
www.imdb.com/title/tt0057181/
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Oh, how dreadfully alternative...
*yawns*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# poo to you with knobs on
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# based on your profile pic, could it be
www.imdb.com/title/tt0104036/
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# bwahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# oh you're a funny,funny person
:D
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# sorry- the old comedy carrot- couldn't resist.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# 0_0
He is?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# yes- been shopped wafer-thin and he's blown away in a high breeze
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Ah, those high breezes - devils, they are...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I don't discriminate between living or dead
They all get the same amount of angry puke.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Why? He's just out for a bit of a walk...
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
#
He's been so overused, it just makes me maaaad
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# erm...that's a meme then
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# A concept that's evidently passed him by, bless...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# this will please you no end then. from saturday
vote henry
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar

forgive the errors, i got excited at making my first poll.

edit/it appears to be being a bit temperamental
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Well I think he's triffic
I look forward to his hijinks :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# What is the largest sauce for Henry?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# HP SAUCE?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# crocus
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# HOLLANDAISE
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# there's a psd in my profile
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Does that go well with chips?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# oh yes
but only big fat ones, none of those imported french fries things, what the hell are they all about?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# I might make big fat ones tonight, when I get home.
Thanks for the idea, gtsq.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# I had potato wedges yesterday.
With fish and peas.
Lovely :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# it's a pleasure
forget ask jeeves or 118 118, they're mere amateurs.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Cheers
Is that the largest one we know of?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# i'll make it bigger if you want
it's from jpg's original post
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# TJ: Anyone have any practical working experience with a scanner with ICE Technology?
Apparently it's meant to slightly repair images from non-digital sources
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I have an Epson Perfection4490
It can use ICE but I dont use it because it requires more memory than my pc has (2GB).I scan 35mm and medium format (image file sizes typically 100MB+)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Yay
thanks for the feedback ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Are those the
catacombs at highgate cemetery?
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# they are!
woo to you
*edit* there's more in my profile
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# hurrah!
nice photos. I've just been reading about them for my thesis (architecture).
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I was the bout 6 months ago
Got some ace photos.
That russian bloke who got the radiation poisoning is burried there.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Is he
following Tom Baker and Curt Jrgens at the end of Vault of Horror?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# no, he's just nipping out for some sherry
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# hahaha
oh henry :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Stoke SPASES
Yes - Stoke on Trent have created a scheme for disabled people called SPASES - no joke!

www.stoke.gov.uk/ccm/cms-service/stream/asset/?asset_id=1591706 (PDF)

www.google.co.uk/search?q=SPASES+Stoke
(FortyFour, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# There should be a board set aside for people to post links like this.
*emails Rob*

EDIT in other news, anyone watch Survivors last night?

I have clearly been playing too much survival horror, but shirley the first priority for everyone would be to grab the pump-action from the nearest convenient police car.

Tool up, people!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# b3ta.com/fail/
perhaps?
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# hahahaha
it is a good morning to be a b3tan/tard
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Does anyone understand this?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# no, but I still like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# deris
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ7KgW_yi3E

Did none of you play Diablo II?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# no,what does it mean?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# ban this sick filth now
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# oooh I used to live *near* there
Oatcakes and the Sentinel ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# nope.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# hhahah :D
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I think I love you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Posting a link? Consider using the links board.
I'm sure I've seen this phrase somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Mmememe
mememe mememem links.
(FortyFour, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# snappy comeback
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Like whoa dude, member for like six years
and still don't know links go on the links board. Gnarly dude, totally gnarly.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# hahah spazzes are funny an that
oh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Well done on spelling forty right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Why
Thanks
(FortyFour, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# *shakes head sorrowfully*
After six years too. SIX YEARS.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# I haven't posted
in years ... I wonder why.
(FortyFour, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# You've been lancing the barnacles off your cock with a soldering iron?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# How ever
did you guess?
(FortyFour, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I just thought of what I'd do for about six years non-stop.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# I just clicked /board becuse /talk is being shit
and this is what I get.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Close
Your browser window then
(FortyFour, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I might do that
just to spite you.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Do as you please
(FortyFour, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# It's punishment for going on /talk in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# this is very ammusing, thank you for bringing it to my attention. I am sure some people are very proud of you.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Including your mother
(FortyFour, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# i love laughing at people when they say they shagged my mum
they don't understand why until they meet her.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# She has AIDS?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# ooo a fail
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# hahhah braw! :D
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# hahaha!
Top Fail!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
#
(nom_nom_nom, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# how terribly dim of you
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# 'noon all you lovely people
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# FAIL?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# this is fucking hilarious
thanks for brightening my otherwise dull life.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# SPASES?
what the fuck are spases?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# this is pure gold.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# aceness
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# 'ning all

I don't usually do stuff like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Cross-dress, you mean?
Edit: Apologies - nice pic
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
# for some reason I thought it was a skateboard and half a lemon
cos that's the logical thing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# hahahah
I wondered what you were on about
By Jove!

You're right!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# I do like this...
You loon.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Ooh...
...he's angry!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# I just watched a bit of rocky horror on youtube.
I want to try it now.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Freak ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# i gotta get some fun some how.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# DO IT!!
it is highly cathartic. also i have great legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Join the b3ta tranny army!
you know it makes sense!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Okay I will
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# at least that way you'll get to touch a woman
/extra-harsh blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# No!
I mean... yes
but...

Hey!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Sorry...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Haha!
I jest. Well done on making 15000 btw!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Shit!
I didn't realise... :)
Well, it's all for the best, I'm not inflicting any nekkid-ness on the /board, it wouldn't be right.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I had wondered why there was no hoopla.
Though by the time you've done the nekkid thing over ten times I imagine it gets a bit tedious.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# was she hit by a lift or something?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Yeah, the photographer needs shot for that

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Big head is big
and little legs are little :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
# that's very good
the way the dress has fallen looks like strange legs and it makes it look great.

Woo yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# More bad casting...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Oh I say!
Zulus! A Veritable Multitude of them!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Ha
Devils in skirts
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Pfft!
Yay! Boots is back!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Oooh!
hello b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)
# hahaha
fantastic, first thing i see on /board and i am pissing myself. well done b3ta, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Rugged :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)
# aces!
(m4shup look out stomach, here come banana, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# hahaha....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# *groans*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Ooo-er
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Horses love the Farmer song...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Farmers ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Not real farmers.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Gleeeeeeeee :D
Such a beautiful singing voice...
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Hey farmer, farmer
put away the DDT now.

*Votes for them in the X Factor*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Needs more dead wife/drugs hell/Cranberries rip off*
*delete as applicable
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# farmers love the horses song
au.youtube.com/watch?v=TJc7toiyPW8&feature=related
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)
# ArfArfer!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Star Warz tiem...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)
# "Cover me, Porkins"
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)
# hahaha
young porkins
(Pho3nixius, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:27, archived)
# EEEK!
74%
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Oof my word...
...that's speeded up a bit *rubs hands*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I hope to god it actually 'works'
when it's done.

*is getting increasingly nervous*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I have every faith in you sir
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)
# What are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)
# this
what the shuddering Grease monkey are you downloADING?
THE INTERNET?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Sneak peek:


Edit: 10 days and counting thus far.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Christ on a pedalo!
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)
# In the Thames, you say?
;-)

Edit: This one (or rather, the larger version) took about a week:


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)
# *causes power failure*
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)
# 10 DAYS>?
what the hell is it?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Big & Complicated.
I'm sworn to secrecy as regards any further details*.

*may contain traces of utter lies.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# we have ways of making you talk
... Freebs - I think it's time for the nipple clamps
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# I already have mine on, but it's not helping
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# have you tried putting them on your nipples?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# But, oh - you look so good in them...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# It's just a large render file
The model is a bit complicated, and the lighting is causing havoc with the render time.
It might be done sometime this week. Possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# wow
that worked better than I had anticipated... you must really want those nipple clamps
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# It's your irresistible charm
and the whiff of 'Old Spice'...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# 10 days???
I havent waited over 12 hours for a single render since the amiga days.

Decrease the number of reflection bounces or the quality or something - youre probably rendering billions of reflections you wont actually ever see.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Nah, I like making the machine suffer.
*whips*
Faster, you little bastard!
No Symantec updates until you finish - D'YA HEAR?


Edit: And let's face it, there's no real hurry, is there?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)
# symantec = work of devil
get it the fuck off your system!

Get AVG or AVAST or something, they are for the winnings.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# I wouldn't let any feckin' virus software anywhere near my machine...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Whats this percentage business?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Hahaha
Lulz
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)
# BennyHillsLoveChild?
pffft...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
Sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)
# fat fuck
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)
# These creepy fuckers were back on the telly on Saturday...


original...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Ah, they're just happy
bless.

Cigarette time properly now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# *pssst*
*stealth hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# *hug* hello lovely
I'm actually going for that cigarette now, I was accosted by colleagues.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)
# God Blessed and Happy Clappy
It's nice to see a brother and sister who obviously really, really "Love" eachother?
And enjoy dancing and singing love-songs to eachother???
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Grow up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Aaargh!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# who the what the?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# I'm glad I don't watch TV on a Saturday night, then...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# You don't know what you're missing
It's TV Gold
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Oh, I'm sure...
But I had an urgent 'Rubbing Broken Glass and Shit Into My Eyes' appointment that I just couldn't cancel.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Jacking my own thread....
The Gary Glitter/baby in a bag picture started here didn't it?

According to the Mirror, it was made by a social worker in Scotland using a baby image from it's own at risk database!!!

www.mirror.co.uk/sunday-mirror/2008/11/23/voice-of-the-sunday-mirror-shame-on-the-glitter-email-15-115875-20917060/

Not only is our stuff getting nicked by the papers, but now they're giving credit to other people!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# it didn't start here
or if it did, the first person to post it claimed they found it somewhere else as a joke..
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)
# From your pic
it looks like the guy should be Frank Spencer!

Who are they?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Same Difference
creepy "brother/sister" duo from X Factor
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Strange,
I've watched X Factor but not seen these two.

Sorry .....Woo to the pic & 'ning!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# They were one of last years failures.
They appeared again in it this week because they're promoting their new CD or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)
# ^this^
and miming appalingly badly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Ahh ok
I must've dozed off.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# poor blind man
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)
# My girl friend got confused last night picking the DVD to watch


Click for bigger (313KB)
(Philip_newzealand, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent stuff. seams like a triumph of humour over technique.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# EPIC 100TH POST EXTRAVAGANZA!!!
Yep, this is my 100th b3ta post! (in 5+ years)

Time to celebrate: *kazoo*





...and to show my affection for years of b3ta fun:
my new Star wars mashup!


*returns to lurking as usual*


(Pho3nixius, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:01, archived)
# fucking hell
that's a good amount of posting for 5 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)
# is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)
# yes it is
stop taking the piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# what are you trying to get at?
(I helped save b3ta! Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)
# I've slowed down, I really should get a move on
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I like both of these images.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Your second front-page is one of the best things I've ever seen
Congrats! You should post more!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)
# ah heather mills! that one is fantastic.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Sadly too busy in the last few years.
But I monitor the site daily!
(Pho3nixius, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)
# The bottom one is curiously hypnotic
shame our jobs get in the way of b3ta, such is life
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# ultimate lurkage
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Oh my god, you're the Anti-ClanSoul
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# So, er, Damien... Have I still got a job?

deRIS
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)
# TEH LEET SKULL
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:00, archived)
# He earns enough to make his 'art' (indulgent twaddle, if you ask me) himself, surely. Lazy bastard.
cigarette time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Surely every woman
want a skull embedded with thousands of diamonds?

Isn't it your lifelong dream as a gender?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)
# I'm not the best person to ask, really
I despair of/am confused by most of my own kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Curses
foiled again by stereotypes
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)
# You cryptic puzzly thing.
You should be the Riddler. This is not an attempt to get you in a green unitard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)
# hahaha
suits him!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Ogilvie assured me we were in no danger.

He was convinced there could be no living thing on that remote, forbidding planet.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:54, archived)
# You can't trust anything Ian Olgilvy tells you
except when he tells you his entire career is built around being a Tesco value Roger Moore
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)
# you are forgetting his fine work in Raffles
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)
# And Witchfinder
god, I'm disproving my own argument
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)
# This was a different Ogilvie
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:00, archived)

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