*ahem*
I mean... um... big ups, or something.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:26,
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I mean... um... big ups, or something.
wassup up wit all da gang-starr stylee talk?
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:27,
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reality where I'm from, the mean streets of west sussex maaaan.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:34,
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this goes out to the Whipsnade Bass Guitar Orchestra.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:36,
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I've been here quite a bit today, but completely missed the "Speak like a rude boy yardie" message.
Anyway.... great pic. Beeeyatch!
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:28,
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Anyway.... great pic. Beeeyatch!
Mattybling said it was Talk Like Tim Westwood day.
Which I thought might be fun.
Motherfucker.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:33,
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Which I thought might be fun.
Motherfucker.
I'm black me, no really I am, I've been shot and everything, I am down with my black brothers! Hip-Hop is the shiznit!..... or something.
EDIT: I forgot... BLING BLING. the phones ringing again Tim
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:35,
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EDIT: I forgot... BLING BLING. the phones ringing again Tim
I can't I can't I can't
If you heard my voice it just wouldn't work. I sound so silly if I even try so can I be the posh bint for the day?
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:36,
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If you heard my voice it just wouldn't work. I sound so silly if I even try so can I be the posh bint for the day?
speak it thus,
methinks that a shakspearean tone would suit,
pray good lady, what doth thoust think.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:38,
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methinks that a shakspearean tone would suit,
pray good lady, what doth thoust think.
from todays activities and completely emerse myself in thinking about my new boyf....
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nice.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:40,
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nice.
hath stole away your heart,
as a dove doth steal the millet.
Your heart is like an emtpy glass,
with his love, he doth fill it.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:46,
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as a dove doth steal the millet.
Your heart is like an emtpy glass,
with his love, he doth fill it.
need paying soon for the prose he keeps comming out with. May be you should go for the job as poet Lauriate. (someone check my spelling again please)
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:54,
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have numerous shades and tones,
it describes life and death in measures,
and tells of flesh and bones.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:54,
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it describes life and death in measures,
and tells of flesh and bones.
*breaks a beat*
Mothafucka Munkton
Done stole your heart
Like a muthfuckin' dove steals millet!
Bitch muthafucka's like an empty crack pipe
But his muthafuckin' Uzi's gonna fill it!
*Strikes a pose: does that arthritic finger thing*
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:00,
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Mothafucka Munkton
Done stole your heart
Like a muthfuckin' dove steals millet!
Bitch muthafucka's like an empty crack pipe
But his muthafuckin' Uzi's gonna fill it!
*Strikes a pose: does that arthritic finger thing*
He chooses to be a first class prick and I choose not to be.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:42,
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in this Westwood nonsense.
I barely know who he is. And I'm glad. Humpf!!
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:48,
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I barely know who he is. And I'm glad. Humpf!!
use of motherfucker almost made me laugh like one when I was the phone to a customer, respecalec!
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:36,
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and this talk like a wigger thing is a bit tricky for those of us who think Hip Hop began and ended with Jive Bunny
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:36,
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you need to be showing some respec' to the apostrophe, ma man, and don't be using it where it ain't needed. :)
*giggles uncontrollably*
...don't worry, I'll get bored of it soon.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:41,
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*giggles uncontrollably*
...don't worry, I'll get bored of it soon.
nb: Tim Westwood doesn't actually swear all that much.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:45,
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he is after all on terribly-underground Radio 1, I suppose.
He does say "yo yo yo" in front of his sentences though, doesn't he?
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:51,
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He does say "yo yo yo" in front of his sentences though, doesn't he?
'you're walking with the big dogs', doesn't he?. I can't do TW, because he inserts random words for adverbs and nouns in his sentences and, although I think it's funny at the time, they won't stick in my head.
So big up to the fluffy kitten-lovers and, er...a sideboard to the er...green tunes.
I give up.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:55,
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So big up to the fluffy kitten-lovers and, er...a sideboard to the er...green tunes.
I give up.
beverage stroke computer-display-doofer moment there. Not bad for a tuesday - that's the 2nd one!
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:51,
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i like that.
my misses is always going on that i should carry a pic of her round in my wallet, but as an international terrorist, i can't bring myself too in case i get captured, well thats my excuse
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:27,
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my misses is always going on that i should carry a pic of her round in my wallet, but as an international terrorist, i can't bring myself too in case i get captured, well thats my excuse
carry a picture of your missus around? you bounder, you cad! etc.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:29,
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i can visualise her beauty in my mind.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:32,
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to the Orange answerphone.....
I can't believe I just called that!
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:27,
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I can't believe I just called that!
glad I didn't put mine on then, which I very nearly did thinking noone would ever call it.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:28,
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...and then DOH! There is was. Excellent piccie.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:10,
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I still can't see shit, please tell me so I can get back to doing my work, please
/grovel
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:15,
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/grovel
I want that as my wallpaper! It rocks!
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:19,
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once you see it.
What's that horseshoe doing in the foreground?
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:16,
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What's that horseshoe doing in the foreground?
I now feel ever so ever so stupid.
Hanging my head in shame.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:17,
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Hanging my head in shame.
(I wouldn't have got it otherwise - I am not bright.)
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:25,
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....If we can see the moon and the earth.....where the hell did they film it?!??!
*runs off all scared and confused*
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:23,
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*runs off all scared and confused*
it's only taken me 10 minutes but I got there in the end - very nice!
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:16,
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let's have some nice thoughts, it's not thinking about Pussy's
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:11,
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Can I use my Young-persons Railcard?
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:08,
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if he had his hands on the crystal ball
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:06,
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it be finished.
oh and thankies to tomsk for thee graphics
i love my job :)
(...sometimes)
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:51,
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oh and thankies to tomsk for thee graphics
i love my job :)
(...sometimes)
top stuff, no more work for me for a few days
er....it's stopped doing stuff, do I have to wait for my opponent or something?
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:54,
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er....it's stopped doing stuff, do I have to wait for my opponent or something?
Set it to e-mail you. It's nice, you can play a game in between getting work done and stuff.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:03,
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in a big list-of-people-to-destroy-type barney.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:15,
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so, you coming for a swfit drink with me bob the d and hugo after work? were meeting at 5.30ish outside camden tube...
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:07,
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where ya going to?? i'll come down after work
personally i think you should goto the crown n goose :)
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:09,
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personally i think you should goto the crown n goose :)
just turn up at my house with a picture of a kitten and I'll swap it for a 12 pack of crisps
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:48,
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win a fiver, and you know what that means.
*edit* aw, crap :)
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:50,
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*edit* aw, crap :)
by doing a psychology experiment. it took 20 minutes and was fun.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:51,
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when the post-hypnotic command takes effect in three weeks, and you try to steal the Crwn Jewels.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:55,
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or itltwd for short.
bo.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:55,
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bo.
I didnt post that.
Who is it, own up at once I say. Or are you scared of a sound thrashing.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:10,
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Who is it, own up at once I say. Or are you scared of a sound thrashing.
I'm totally fucking skint, debt up to my nostril hairs. I'm at work, with no cash to speak of until I get paid on the 15th. I cobbled together 35p for a packet of crisps from the vending machine. Casually notice the 'Is there a £20 note inside?' blurb on the front, and ruefully remember that post a week or so ago (to the affect of 'Is there fuck'!). But hang on...there's a little blue packet inside - it can't be...yes, it is...I peel open the blue plastic with fumbling fingers and there it is in all its glory...CONGRATULATIONS! THIS COUPON ENTITLES YOU TO A FREE SINGLE PACK OF WALKERS CRISPS OR SNACKS TO THE VALUE OF 27P!!!!! I'm a broken man!!! And so you can keep yer fuckin' crisps!!!!
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:47,
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goodbye network54.com and you poor hosting..
give me moment, non?
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:52,
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give me moment, non?
would probably be seeing the krankies doing it in their costume
reeespec
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:10,
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reeespec
Very egotistical of me but it puts a smile on my face when i look at that.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:08,
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exeat.com have finally noticed that I have had about 20 accounts which them. Who knows where I can host for free with out changing accounts every week?
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:37,
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Red Indian 'Oldonamo' was right to concentrate on inventing the brick before the wheel.

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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:35,
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This goes into the spazz I would just like to say this is work of the highest quality!
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:49,
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I lost a day somewhere.... I though today was monday...
Yay..
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:45,
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Yay..
Verr verr nice Eno-style music generator. Neue each time just for you!
Clicky:
www.subform.com/viragelic/
Considering whether I should pipe it through the office speakers all afternoon...
[edit] Just have. Will see how long it lasts...;)
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:23,
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Clicky:
www.subform.com/viragelic/
Considering whether I should pipe it through the office speakers all afternoon...
[edit] Just have. Will see how long it lasts...;)
Thanks for linky, I love experimental stuff, very good is that.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:29,
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to this doesn't it, though perhaps this is slightly more involved
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:30,
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and it's still bloody good you know. Heartily recommended.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:40,
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Best Eno has to be "Apollo" though..
but then... Music for films is rather spangly too
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:59,
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but then... Music for films is rather spangly too
i particularly like the underpants for some reason
Particularly 'Dancing in the Poo-Shite'
fucking rubbish
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:26,
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fucking rubbish
is he gonna make you his hitched-bitch?
bo
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:29,
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bo
just wantin' to know if Jiva's doin' the do with him
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:37,
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spotted the kecks, that adds several to the woo-ometer.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:52,
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