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# Lonely man's wallet

(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:23, archived)
# ooh that's funny! I like it!
*ahem*

I mean... um... big ups, or something.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:26, archived)
# yo errm homie *ahem*
wassup up wit all da gang-starr stylee talk?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:27, archived)
# it seems to be
talk like tim westwood day
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:32, archived)
# that's an everyday
reality where I'm from, the mean streets of west sussex maaaan.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:34, archived)
# cuttin it to the max
this goes out to the Whipsnade Bass Guitar Orchestra.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:36, archived)
# when did this all happen
I've been here quite a bit today, but completely missed the "Speak like a rude boy yardie" message.
Anyway.... great pic. Beeeyatch!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:28, archived)
# um,
Mattybling said it was Talk Like Tim Westwood day.

Which I thought might be fun.

Motherfucker.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:33, archived)
# In that case!
I'm black me, no really I am, I've been shot and everything, I am down with my black brothers! Hip-Hop is the shiznit!..... or something.
EDIT: I forgot... BLING BLING. the phones ringing again Tim
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:35, archived)
# I just can't do it
I can't I can't I can't
If you heard my voice it just wouldn't work. I sound so silly if I even try so can I be the posh bint for the day?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:36, archived)
# I fear that I cannot
speak it thus,
methinks that a shakspearean tone would suit,
pray good lady, what doth thoust think.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:38, archived)
# I think I shall obstain
from todays activities and completely emerse myself in thinking about my new boyf....


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nice.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:40, archived)
# The good Munkton
hath stole away your heart,
as a dove doth steal the millet.
Your heart is like an emtpy glass,
with his love, he doth fill it.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:46, archived)
# you are a fine minstrel sirrah
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:49, archived)
# this bloke will
need paying soon for the prose he keeps comming out with. May be you should go for the job as poet Lauriate. (someone check my spelling again please)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:54, archived)
# close enough
it's laureate
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:05, archived)
# word.
.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:50, archived)
# A word can mean a hundred things
have numerous shades and tones,
it describes life and death in measures,
and tells of flesh and bones.

(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:54, archived)
# Surely that's
*breaks a beat*
Mothafucka Munkton
Done stole your heart
Like a muthfuckin' dove steals millet!
Bitch muthafucka's like an empty crack pipe
But his muthafuckin' Uzi's gonna fill it!

*Strikes a pose: does that arthritic finger thing*
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:00, archived)
# buff tish
b'buff buff tish.
I can do the beat!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:06, archived)
# nobody knows, so it's okay.
Really. Try it, it's fun.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:38, archived)
# Doesnt stop westwood
.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:40, archived)
# That proves my point
He chooses to be a first class prick and I choose not to be.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:42, archived)
# a fine point
and well put
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:46, archived)
# hahahaha
*snort*
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:47, archived)
# I'm not getting involved
in this Westwood nonsense.
I barely know who he is. And I'm glad. Humpf!!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:48, archived)
# the unecessary
use of motherfucker almost made me laugh like one when I was the phone to a customer, respecalec!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:36, archived)
# your name's getting a little bit silly now
and this talk like a wigger thing is a bit tricky for those of us who think Hip Hop began and ended with Jive Bunny
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:36, archived)
# yo yo yo biatch
you need to be showing some respec' to the apostrophe, ma man, and don't be using it where it ain't needed. :)

*giggles uncontrollably*

...don't worry, I'll get bored of it soon.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:41, archived)
# I don't know what you're talking about
sneaky edit
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:44, archived)
# hyuck, hyuck
nb: Tim Westwood doesn't actually swear all that much.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:45, archived)
# I
mutha fuckin' do biatch
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:51, archived)
# come off it raw-edge,
we all know it's you.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:53, archived)
# serves me
right for not editing my profile properley
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:57, archived)
# no you're right...
he is after all on terribly-underground Radio 1, I suppose.

He does say "yo yo yo" in front of his sentences though, doesn't he?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:51, archived)
# He says
'you're walking with the big dogs', doesn't he?. I can't do TW, because he inserts random words for adverbs and nouns in his sentences and, although I think it's funny at the time, they won't stick in my head.

So big up to the fluffy kitten-lovers and, er...a sideboard to the er...green tunes.

I give up.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:55, archived)
# nearly another
beverage stroke computer-display-doofer moment there. Not bad for a tuesday - that's the 2nd one!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:51, archived)
# It is comes down to this.
Is you thuggin' it or pimpin' it?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:04, archived)
# Hee Hee!
i like that.

my misses is always going on that i should carry a pic of her round in my wallet, but as an international terrorist, i can't bring myself too in case i get captured, well thats my excuse
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:27, archived)
# you don't
carry a picture of your missus around? you bounder, you cad! etc.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:29, archived)
# i can't really see the point
i can visualise her beauty in my mind.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:32, archived)
# heehee
nice answer
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:35, archived)
# Welcome
to the Orange answerphone.....
I can't believe I just called that!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:27, archived)
# feck!
glad I didn't put mine on then, which I very nearly did thinking noone would ever call it.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:28, archived)
# It was YOU!
Who nicked my wallet!!!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:29, archived)
# BO!
fucking ree-wind.

that's dope, mofo
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:33, archived)
# Bo!
Respec.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:33, archived)
# New space object discovered beyond pluto
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:12, archived)
# bling bling
that's too fabulous
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:29, archived)
# NASA strongly denied all claims that the Apollo 11 photos were faked.


(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:06, archived)
# heheheh
took a minute to spot that!

nice
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:08, archived)
# marvellarse
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:08, archived)
# I was staring at the shadows..
...and then DOH! There is was. Excellent piccie.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:10, archived)
# eh?
/fik
doh! fantastic! took me far too long to spot..
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:10, archived)
# the background
look at the background
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:11, archived)
# That is tray bow
w/y/h
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:11, archived)
# me
likes
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:13, archived)
# after two minutes of gazing into the background
I still can't see shit, please tell me so I can get back to doing my work, please
/grovel
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:15, archived)
# No.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:15, archived)
# Can you link to a big one please?
I want that as my wallpaper! It rocks!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:19, archived)
# Big One
as requested:

Clicky
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:39, archived)
# Thanks
You are a star!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:42, archived)
# It's amazingly obvious
once you see it.

What's that horseshoe doing in the foreground?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:16, archived)
# look at what
is actually in the background
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:16, archived)
# thank you mr Slim
I now feel ever so ever so stupid.
Hanging my head in shame.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:17, archived)
# respec' to my brutha Slim.
(I wouldn't have got it otherwise - I am not bright.)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:25, archived)
# ive set it as my
small background
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:17, archived)
# tag that somewhere
there's a lot of robbers in this world.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:22, archived)
# Hang on though....
....If we can see the moon and the earth.....where the hell did they film it?!??!

*runs off all scared and confused*
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:23, archived)
# HELP!!!!!!!!!!!111
I can't see it?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Michael rued the day he failed his driving test....
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:06, archived)
# lovely
absolutely superb!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:09, archived)
# bugger me
it's only taken me 10 minutes but I got there in the end - very nice!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:16, archived)
# thankyou
i wasnt sure if people wud spot it :)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:25, archived)
# woo
it took me a while!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:38, archived)
# Run for the hills...
.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:03, archived)
# Is that Boris Becker?
.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:07, archived)
# looks like david beckham
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:17, archived)
# no it's no-hands kitten
sorry
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:22, archived)
# chad krueger..... from nickelspazz
get it ?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] I wish it would just shurrup
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:02, archived)
# One way ticket to
HELL
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:06, archived)
# 's ok
it's only THINKING
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:08, archived)
# Thank feck for that
let's have some nice thoughts, it's not thinking about Pussy's
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:11, archived)
# I love the river humber........
Can I use my Young-persons Railcard?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:08, archived)
# that isn't vaguely Hell material
unless you mean for the gag
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:10, archived)
# 1987 - Michael J. Fox
gets a cryptic taste of his future.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:56, archived)
# Oi
That's mean, leave Mr J Fox alone.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:02, archived)
# No-one
is sacred.

No-one.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:12, archived)
# now I get it...
nice mullet, by the way.
:D
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:04, archived)
# surely Parky would move more
if he had his hands on the crystal ball
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:06, archived)
# haha
best thing I've seen in ages.......classic
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:15, archived)
# .
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:54, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
who he?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:56, archived)
# dad of svenno and weebl
.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:01, archived)
# reminds me of this
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:08, archived)
# class
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:57, archived)
# Yes
it suits him.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:58, archived)
# hahaha!
nice bloater
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:00, archived)
# Ahhhh
Mucho Woo!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:01, archived)
# my god
his brains on the outside
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:04, archived)
# Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:51, archived)
# That rabbit
is a great actor.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:56, archived)
# woo!
it be finished.

oh and thankies to tomsk for thee graphics

i love my job :)
(...sometimes)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:51, archived)
# excellent!
top stuff, no more work for me for a few days
er....it's stopped doing stuff, do I have to wait for my opponent or something?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:54, archived)
# Yeh.
Set it to e-mail you. It's nice, you can play a game in between getting work done and stuff.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:03, archived)
# we should all challenge each other
in a big list-of-people-to-destroy-type barney.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:15, archived)
# i'd
be up for that!
whats your login?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:30, archived)
# when
you cant move anything any further, click end turn
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:04, archived)
# wahey! nice one smirner,
so, you coming for a swfit drink with me bob the d and hugo after work? were meeting at 5.30ish outside camden tube...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:07, archived)
# 5:30 tad early for me
where ya going to?? i'll come down after work
personally i think you should goto the crown n goose :)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:09, archived)
# hmmm
server is taking a pounding at the moment
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:17, archived)
# Free crisps for everyone
just turn up at my house with a picture of a kitten and I'll swap it for a 12 pack of crisps
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:48, archived)
# Yay! I might
win a fiver, and you know what that means.

*edit* aw, crap :)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:50, archived)
# i earned a fiver today
by doing a psychology experiment. it took 20 minutes and was fun.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:51, archived)
# You'll regret it
when the post-hypnotic command takes effect in three weeks, and you try to steal the Crwn Jewels.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:55, archived)
# is that
welsh jewellery ?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:01, archived)
# what does it mean
what? what?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:53, archived)
# more crisps, perhaps?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:54, archived)
# I am
not amused.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:57, archived)
# or
amusing ;->
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:58, archived)
# You can go
off people you know.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:00, archived)
# you know
i love you really xxx
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:02, archived)
# Yeah,
I know.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:14, archived)
# where do you live?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:50, archived)
# i think your doorbell's broken
shall i try knocking?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:50, archived)
# isthisyo?
are you getting all street?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:53, archived)
# it's international talk like tim westwood day
or itltwd for short.

bo.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:55, archived)
# who dat?
wassup?

(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:56, archived)
# are you local
if so I'll be round in a mo'
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:54, archived)
# Who is this,
own up at once.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:54, archived)
# ha!
had us all fooled
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:57, archived)
# Listen,
I didnt post that.
Who is it, own up at once I say. Or are you scared of a sound thrashing.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:10, archived)
#
sorry! don't hurt me
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:14, archived)
# So it was you was it,
methinks that love has bedevilled you.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:16, archived)
# AHEM *clears throat for a quick rant*
I'm totally fucking skint, debt up to my nostril hairs. I'm at work, with no cash to speak of until I get paid on the 15th. I cobbled together 35p for a packet of crisps from the vending machine. Casually notice the 'Is there a £20 note inside?' blurb on the front, and ruefully remember that post a week or so ago (to the affect of 'Is there fuck'!). But hang on...there's a little blue packet inside - it can't be...yes, it is...I peel open the blue plastic with fumbling fingers and there it is in all its glory...CONGRATULATIONS! THIS COUPON ENTITLES YOU TO A FREE SINGLE PACK OF WALKERS CRISPS OR SNACKS TO THE VALUE OF 27P!!!!! I'm a broken man!!! And so you can keep yer fuckin' crisps!!!!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:47, archived)
# He sure gets around
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:44, archived)
# top
stuff
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:45, archived)
# magnificent!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:46, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:48, archived)
# Top Highlighting!
I raise my w-y-h hat to yooooo.....

(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:57, archived)
# That is absolutely
gorgeous.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:02, archived)
# I'm so very sorry..
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:44, archived)
# little red 'x'?
you should be
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:46, archived)
# Yeeeearrrrgh!
My eyes
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:48, archived)
# that's it...
goodbye network54.com and you poor hosting..

give me moment, non?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:52, archived)
# that is
very, very disturbing!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:59, archived)
# the only thing that would be more offensive to my eyes than that
would probably be seeing the krankies doing it in their costume

reeespec
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:10, archived)
# nice image
cheers, that's doubled my therapy bill then.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:17, archived)
# word.
*flicks wrist in slightly gay/slightly g'ster manner*
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:23, archived)
# Ha knew a cache dump would work!!! :)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:40, archived)
# hahahaha!
mad
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:42, archived)
# Agaaghh!
pilled up morris dancers! RUN!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:45, archived)
# there's
no limits
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:46, archived)
# definately
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:58, archived)
# Sorry
Very egotistical of me but it puts a smile on my face when i look at that.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:08, archived)
# Heeeeeeeeeeeelp
exeat.com have finally noticed that I have had about 20 accounts which them. Who knows where I can host for free with out changing accounts every week?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:37, archived)
# Scouse
Red Indian 'Oldonamo' was right to concentrate on inventing the brick before the wheel.

(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:35, archived)
# Before
This goes into the spazz I would just like to say this is work of the highest quality!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:49, archived)
# Doreen hated tuesdays...


/afternoon all
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:33, archived)
# I'm with Doreen
bloody Tuesdays.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:37, archived)
# Cool
I lost a day somewhere.... I though today was monday...

Yay..
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:45, archived)
# Tyoonage...
Verr verr nice Eno-style music generator. Neue each time just for you!

Clicky:
www.subform.com/viragelic/

Considering whether I should pipe it through the office speakers all afternoon...

[edit] Just have. Will see how long it lasts...;)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:23, archived)
# Woo
Thanks for linky, I love experimental stuff, very good is that.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:29, archived)
# Music for Airports sounds very similar
to this doesn't it, though perhaps this is slightly more involved
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:30, archived)
# nice!
very similar to this
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:31, archived)
# Godammit
They are everywhere...I made this :

this
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:33, archived)
# Yes
Very Enoesque. I like!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:34, archived)
# I bought Eno's Here Come the Warm Jets at the HMV sale you know
and it's still bloody good you know. Heartily recommended.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:40, archived)
# oh yes!
Best Eno has to be "Apollo" though..
but then... Music for films is rather spangly too
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:59, archived)
# "So uh..."


"you say it hurts where?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:22, archived)
# where my
knuckles drag on the ground, obviously...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:33, archived)
# index finger knuckle
looks a bit inflamed. woo!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:34, archived)
# Hmmm....
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:22, archived)
# Fantastic! Woo and Yay

i particularly like the underpants for some reason
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:24, archived)
# hahahaha!
I hate them, I want to smash their hammond organ
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:25, archived)
# I hate them...
Particularly 'Dancing in the Poo-Shite'
fucking rubbish
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:26, archived)
# ARF
thats all
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:25, archived)
# so... are you and munkton...
i got all confused then
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:27, archived)
# does the mattybling need to buy a hat?
is he gonna make you his hitched-bitch?

bo
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:29, archived)
# yo
you say sump'n?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:32, archived)
# ha
just noticed your new name..
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:36, archived)
# representin'
i'm feelin' b3ta right now
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:37, archived)
# you my homes man
just wantin' to know if Jiva's doin' the do with him
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:37, archived)
# homeboys need to know
so they don' disrespec
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:42, archived)
# sup
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:44, archived)
# selecta
the bull is in da fuckin' house
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:48, archived)
# I changed it back,
now none of this makes sense.
Oh dear.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:51, archived)
# aiiiiiii!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:44, archived)
# yo yo yo
i'm wid it
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:52, archived)
# superb.
the pants rock.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:26, archived)
# Ha! I hadn't
spotted the kecks, that adds several to the woo-ometer.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:52, archived)
# That was my 100th post
woo and yay
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:30, archived)

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