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# Cricket Bat!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Woo
Do you design cider?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# *draws puddle of yellow*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)
# *makes yellow puddle*
Black Rat FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Yeah, I design all the ciders
I'm making a new one right now..thinking of calling it Magnours or BullMurs??
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Gaymers
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# RayMears??
.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Hazel Blears?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:23, archived)
# BritneySpears
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Morgan, Piers
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:27, archived)
# "We didn't start the fire..."
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Nicely!
Batdog!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I hate most small dogs
But I find it hard to not like Dachshunds. They always seem happy in the face of bizarrity.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
# This is full of woo
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)
# fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# hmmm. to the cloning lab! (very good pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Have this Puff The Magic Dragon-inspired ... thing:


Lyrics from Changing Of The Light by Justin Sullivan.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)
# it's on fucking FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
# On a plane
woo to the muvva fuckin' picture.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)
# ....poor man's Levellers
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Now that's a live band to see!
I thought the Levellers were the poor man's Levellers though?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Pffft ...
Ignorance FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I dunno really, Shalroth said it (and I hit him with an Air Pan!)

De-Ris
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# *spangs*
*spangs again*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# That...
...was. *exactly* the reaction I got when I suggested this!!!

*Edit:* ...and am I a bado paason for thinking Whale Meat looks nummy?
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Oh aye yeh I should have put in a credit, sorry!
*goes to do that*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# It's not.
I managed to source some about a year ago, and did much experimenting. Raw with horseradish sauce, lightly grilled kebabs, a really thin fried steak.
It all tasted shit. And it made me feel bad, too. Lose lose.

(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# *spangs a third time*
*and once more for good measure*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Missed opportunity for a pædo bandwagon.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Whale catch promp!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
ONOES! I have found out what happened to Mr. Splashy Pants!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!!
Is it just me, or does that look quite tasty?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I was in no way thinking it looked like tunay goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
# It's a bit rare
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Well yeah
They're being hunted to extinction!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Hahaha
Baddum-Tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:49, archived)
# I would most probably cook it before scoffing it.
But it looks like nice steaks, is all :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:49, archived)
# I always imagine it to be very oily,
but I have never tried it.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:48, archived)
# I think they should start hunting baby Narwhal
They come with free toothpicks!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)
# And yet I'm not allowed to eat Japanese people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
# They're not good for you
They're very salty, and they have a very high calorific value
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Still.
anyway, I reckon they're almost fat free. They push invisible blocks around every morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:49, archived)
# They do?
I was thinking of Sumo wrestlers
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# They do. Lara Croft practice. Just in case, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Oh everyone does Lara Croft practice...
Just in case, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# I know I make 'shitting myself' noises whenever I climb things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I've heard...
...they're rubbery. I think it's meant to be a good thing.

(Chotto sumi masen, gomen nassai, etc)
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
# nom nom nom...
big chewy lumps of the red stuff, please.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)
# ^^this
I bet it would be amazing medium-rare with a bit for Stilton sauce :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# or...
Green Peppercorn, Cream and Cognac sauce....

*dies in ecstasy*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
# :O
Gah that sounds so good!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)
# *ahem*
1/4 cup chopped shallots
1 cup whipping cream
3 tablespoons Cognac or brandy
2 tablespoons drained green peppercorns in brine

Method:

Add chopped shallots to same skillet and sauté 2 minutes. Remove from heat. Add reduced beef stock, 1 cup whipping cream, 3 tablespoons Cognac and green peppercorns. Boil until mixture thickens to sauce consistency, about 6 minutes. Season sauce to taste with pepper. Spoon sauce over steaks and serve.


Food of the fucking Gods!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
# There are many and varying reasons why you're wonderful
but the above just bloody proves it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# *arms out*
Hug, please....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# *massive hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# *kidnaps JPG and forces into cookery-based slavedom*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
# That would be fulfillment of a long-held ambition.
well, not so much the slavedom aspect, more the cooking side of things.

Edit: Though, on second thoughts... ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)
# mm strawberry jelly
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# *licks lips*
*realises that he should have licked his own lips instead*

Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# ;)
static.zooomr.com/images/4900122_a9e3e9ec45_o.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Hahahaha oh fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Barbarossa?
Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa!

Being John Malcovich moment...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Too self-absorbed you think?
Maybe...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Your board name always makes me think of Barbarella,
and yet you have a willy...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Are you coming on to me?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
#
to

had to, sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)
# *wipes*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)
# eeewwww.....
You bad man!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
# with grated puffin on top
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Grated Puffin FTMW!
and just a twist of Bitter Lemming, mayhap?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# hahaha!
have pea from last night
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Am I the only one planning on doing this later on tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
# *places order on Amazon for the DVD of this*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Like splosh, but crap and with lots more talking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Lol!
BAD Captain!

Film it!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
# by 'this' I meant the cartoon and not Nibus.
There shall be no raping of the Nibes. Not by me, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# I'm too sore from last time
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Serves you right for fighting back.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
# It might be worth learning how to bake a cake
just to do this...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Hahaha
I just bought 740 rolls of the stuff:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Vote for your favourite single of the year!
Votes are pouring in for the annual Record of the Year award - only 6 days to go.

www.ROTY.tv
(JonKing2006 Jonathan King, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# fail
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

Nope. 2 years you know but just don't give a shit.

*ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# But it is world famous Child molester Jonathon King!
Surely his whole life is fail?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Surely that depends on your outlook on life.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# I'm using 2007
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# I'm using the chicken to measure it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# And is it the same size of your cock?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# About the same, yes.

It's a small chicken
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# I couldn't give a cluck.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Tampering with kiddies sexually is one thing.
But it's completely out of order to thread waste on b3ta!:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Exactly!
What a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# That's what he said:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:40, archived)
# fully agree
- when you threadwaste on b3ta a kitten gets tortured in some medieval torture device.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# I know
And I'm running out of devices!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Can we have Hexy back now?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Do you know where he's gone?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# See also: thailand
(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Thailand's gone too?
Fucking hell King, you massive klepto.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# *office giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# I go down much better over here than over there.
Over there I'm the equivalent of a toothsome blowjob.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# *Potential random quote lolz*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
# That's why dad's gone to Thailand
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# He vanished up his own arse?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# No, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Not a clue
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Do you know where anyone's gone?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# erm.....
everyones gone to the moon?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Pfft!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
# They vanished up Hexy's arse?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Are you up there?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Its very clean.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Well if guests are imminent...
he's well raised, he knows all about that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Can I vote for the cuntiest threadwasting hamtouching spam of the day instead?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Only through the medium of norks.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Your speeling goes terrible when you get excited :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Hahaha
I fucked it up and then had to deal with someone before I had a chance to do anything.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# 'deal with someone'
I do so hope that was in a 'mafia' way.

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Naaa
I only killed them.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I like the cut of your jib, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)
# How about
You recieve the Norks Failiure;
for being the cuntiest threadwasting hamtouching spam of the day.

th224.photobucket.com/albums/dd80/phatima017/th_mob5.jpg

NSFA

seriously
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
#
omg
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Arrrghhhh!!
...mind bleach please.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# I hereby draw a line under Nork Monday :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:46, archived)
# pervert!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Please stop fucking little boys up the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Having looked at his link posts for days of yore
I believe this to be THE jonathan King

And I'm now going to be sick in a bucket
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# It is, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Yep
It is.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# I take it you don't read the Newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# What newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# get out
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I never believe a word of it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Nooo!
*wipes cakie sick off self*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:45, archived)
# It's Nork Monday, not Nonce Monday!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# If it wasn't so much bother I would animated a Safe falling on your head
with the words "FAIL SAFE"

hence You=Fail
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# FUCK OFF NONCE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Welcome - pull up a kitten, shop a Maddie


Or just fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Hello, Jonathan
Do you deny having several aliases on YouTube and using these sock-puppets to make positive comments about yourself or otherwise in support of yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# I want positive sock puppets.
What a jolly good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# they're all the rage, apparently
even award-winning journalists have them
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Gilligan's Island...
/A bit like Monty Pyton's Whicker Island, but all the inhabitants are Gilligan
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Ironic that positive sock puppets
should be all the rage.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Yes but watch out for their arch-enemy the Negative Wank-Sock Puppets
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# STICKY AND BAD.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Like Michael Jackson in an orphanage
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Haahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Surely not?
I am Jonathan is a talented, intelligent and humble man, and in no way resembles a narcissistic twisty-mouthed fuckwit.

Damn, that's my cover blown
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Jonathan King is Andrew Gilligan
AICMFP !

EDIT : Shit ! Beaten to it !
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# hello, how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# ...too busy raping small boys to reply, I guess?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# You don't foool me, Julie Moult!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# She is an Idiot
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# this
With more Julie Moult is an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
What I love about this most is Jonathon King telling us that his little chart venture isn't on TV, because it's TV with a credibility problem:

"For ten years we have gone through terrestrial TV and ITV but it became apparent that the results were reflecting FAN BASE for the artistes more than genuine support for the tracks, and ITV seemed to care more about income from phone votes than the quality of the programme so we’ve gone INTERNET for the moment." (source)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# WHERE ARE THE PICTURES?
oh
(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# gahhh its probably well late in the thread to get my fail in now
ahh well

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I would say that is fucking win
not fail :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# lovely fail
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# that is a truly epic fail :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Annual record of the year award?
Wouldn't be particularly effective if it was the monthly record of the year award
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Hi Jon, you fail somewhat,
way to not make friends and influence people...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Please go away
and get cancer. K thx bai
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# How about the record
of The Crown vs. King, Old Bailey, 2001?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Oh, very nicely...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Aren't you a sex offender?
I think you are.

Please go away.

And furthermore:


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Fuck a horse.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:50, archived)
# didn't he already do that?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I don't know. I don't care. I'm confused and angry.
I got up at 6:25am. In my opinion that's an even more unnatural act than fucking a horse.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)
# *offers nice warm duvet*
Off you go - back to bed with you, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# "Hero - X Factor Finalists"
and "Rockstar - Nickelback" are possibly the worst songs ever written, though. Are you just trying to point out that there are worse things in life than your crimes?

I vote for "The Walton Hop" by Luke Haines.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)
# ahhh, Nickleback
always love a chance to roast this:

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Controversial.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
# I thought Rockstar was alright until they used it on those damn adverts!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Where's Bono when you need him?
*Votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Hopefully, under 20 foot of
wet cement.

/Wishful thinking blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# you live here you gimp
View Larger Map
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)
# oh fucking deary fucking me.
FLAIL
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I'm here to educate you.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# !!
loveit!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Cheers.
Oh dear. I appear to have inadvertently summoned a paedo troll. ^see above^
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Hooray for men holding up their arms in rage!
"Whhhhhyyyyyyyy?"
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# \o/ !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
#
Needs to be placed under a christmas tree.

In a cristmas card
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Needs a big thumb squashing animation
but not by me...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Yay for science!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# SCIENCE!
I for one welcome the large pink blob monsters created by mad (what scientists like to call) scientists.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# YESSSSSS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Heh. Alriiiiiight!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# WE
ACTUALLY OWN A BUTTON FOR SCIENCE! IT BEEPS AND EVERYTHING!

CAPPS LOLOLOL
CAPS

SCIENCE

CAPS
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
# The force is not strong in me today
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:40, archived)
# 4 Minute Doodle- 08/12/08


I know it's all wrong, but 4 minutes isn't very long.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Absence of norks :(
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# NO NEED TO GO ON ABOUT IT
*clutches self protectively*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# "She said 'I sure like your key, but you're puttin it in the wrong keyhole ...'"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# swings are fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# She seems to be having a good time on it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# fantastic!
i love your 4 minute drawings! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# :D you're a charitable chap, that's why
Aww, lovely Rev.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Nice, although maybe a bit lightheaded
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# *beats around the head with a pillow* oh, Mr....Ocre (I don't know your real name, how odd)
you are a card.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# These aren't all your real names?
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Mine is


may be outright lie
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Barry Headwound is a terrific real name! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Why are you limiting yourself to 4 minutes?
Is it a religious thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# No, more of a 'I have so much time' thing
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Goodness!
I only just saw this - Top Stuff, lovely.

I especially like the claw-y hands.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:17, archived)
# MMmmmm.

Top Leer.
PS: What's a good method of identifying a web site's host?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Hahaha
Do a web whois/
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# a whois on domains will get you as far as the nameservers,
for the actual company doing the hosting you might want to use a global IP registrar, like RIPE or ARIN
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Probably through nominet as well.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Ta muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I'll send ya the invoice later on.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Ping the domain, take the IP address it returns then whois that IP.
e.g. (this is on linux but the tools are on windows command line too)

tolan@thome:~/bin$ ping b3ta.com

PING b3ta.com (207.44.242.20) 56(84) bytes of data.
[...]

tolan@thome:~/bin$ whois 207.44.242.20

OrgName: ThePlanet.com Internet Services, Inc.
[...]
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Why's there a printer on your passenger seat?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# So he can print.
innit
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Could'nt resist putting in a bit set of norks, could you?
:D
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Nork Monday, dude!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# To be fair, they were on the poster JC was staring at last night :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Naughty Jesus. Should be concentrating on the poor.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# ???
But where they that Huge.

Also, is "Nork Monday" a rule now.

With JJ, most weekdays are "Nork" days.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# 'Top Leer' would be a very poor pun with nothing for JC to leer at
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Nice One JollyJack
although has Clarkson lost some weight?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# I'm crap at Caricatures.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# That's fine
He does look like Clarkson at least.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# breasts
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I love that...
and i love you
and I loved that whole road-test, especially the end where the "Water was a little deeper than he thought!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:40, archived)
# yay finaly done a top gear pic
But should of known since had some different tits in it for a change :D
I'm surprised hamster didn't take the opportunity since JC had no voice to mess with the cool wall (and glue the new positions in place :) )
(roekenny, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# That was as nothing compared to the Beach Assault.
You may only ever get to assault a beach with the Royal Marines once in your lifetime, but you need to now do it in a family car.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# WOO!
ace-tastic as per usual

i do hope you've sent that to the top gear office.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I don't know what's in there... but my wife loves it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# hahaha, ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Ha ha, dear oh dear!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Best scary film ever - top notch Joe
you get a wooful click *click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Bill Murray?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Frontpage this now!
I love Columbobobobo.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Sorry if bindun...
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# haha
The Tastiest Province around
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# hahaha
contains poppy seeds?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Nice shop. A1 hummus.
Would click again.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:45, archived)
# ace!
top shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] An angry Kate has a word with her plastic surgeon.


"Oi!" she says. "My new tits leak!"

Kate Winslet is great for anagrams - Other than the above my favourites include Lee's titwank, winkle teats, twinkle seat, eel inks twat... etc
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# so would...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Haha!
Gina Gershon is another mine of anagram potential...

and no real chore to browse through google images either.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Leak? they're fucking waterfalls!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Nork Monday rolls on.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Nork Monday.
Still hanging around:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Nork Monday.
Sagging slightly, needs more support :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Can't fault you there bra.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# *nipple of applause around the audience*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# The critics said it was a bust see!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Nork Monday!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] First astral bat...


...and

Favourite Slartibartfast actor is...
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Bill Nighy as he's Bill Nighy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I know - it's a toughie...
Bill Nighy is Bill Nighy, but Richard Vernon is Slartibartfast
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# ^agreed
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# ^thank you
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# ^You're Welcome
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# full of correct
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# True but I still clicked Bill as he is on the list:D
/But I don't know my credit card numbers. It's on your credit card Ray blog
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# the film was an irritatrion from start to finish
Blokey as Arthur Dent was a terrible choice, he wasn't even remotely annoyed enough
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Decorated my Christmas cake
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# "...Now I have a machine gun"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# yippie ki-yay!
great movie
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# :O
lacist gollywog!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# My day has significantly improved
I have just bought tickets for the Ukes next March in Norwich,
and have just been informed they're front row!
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Nice
Let me know if you want to do and see Shaun MacGowan and The Popes if they ever play in Norfolk and I@ll sort ya out backstage.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# "ho... ho... ho..."
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# That is the best thing I have ever seen.
Ever.
(Concrete Cow, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Dat's right suckas! I done got painted on a cake!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Blaxploitation Santa is angry.
Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Fuck you fruit cake, fuck you.
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:49, archived)
# You worry me sometimes
In a good way, of course...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:54, archived)
[challenge entry] B3tards seems to have crashed...

Previously
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I can't believe you didn't get any props for this.
It is both funny, technically excellent and woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Monday/Tuesday Compo Meh...
people want more.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Those pesky Americans again!


also, I just found out our cousins from accross the pond refer to croissants 'french donuts'...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
# it's more phoenetic.
Ciggy time, this is wooage. when I come back there shall be another FMD.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# *awaits Fae's Manoeuvres in the Dark*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# :O
Is a donut like a doughnut?

EDIT: I'd wouldn't be surprised if they ended up calling the Frenchie C's.
When you say friends acreoos the pond, you do mean ducks don't you?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I donut understand the question
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Well that's
a pain au chocolat in the arse.

Yes Free the Xmas cards! They were scapegoats!

'ningles matey.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Deal or No Deal
At last, Noel appeals to his key demographic...

(Ed Parnell, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Is it the lead singer of Green Day?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# No. It's Noel Edmonds.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)
# wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# 'ello squire!
Erm... gotta dash..

goodbye!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Dead or No Dead?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# in stella veritas
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Is In Vino Veritas still on b3ta theseday?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Yep
but mainly over 'there'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Ah 'there'
*The first rule of /talk board is that you don't talk about /talk board
*The second rule of /talk board is that YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT /talk board
*The third rule of /talk board is that you talk a load of sh*t and moan about when b3ta was good and all that ol' skool stuff as we're too hip to post any images any more and that we really really aren't all burnt out of ideas, really honestly
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# I was wondering that
and how I hadn't seen DTH about for a while, or half the people that I used to chat to.

But then I wondered if it was because I wasn't about as much

*EDIT - How long before B3ta is banned in Australia then? news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7770781.stm
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
# DTH seems to have disappeared completely from the day shift
along with Duke of Prunes, Reckless Rik, Ptolemy, etc, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Reckless Rik


whatever happened to him?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I meet up with him about twice a year, usually around his birthday as he goes to the Innocent Festival thing in Regents Park, as do I.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)
# he haunts facebook now,
he's sadly missed from here :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# He lurks over here sometimes, but doesn't post
He can be found on Flickr now though...I chat with him over there sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Old Dukey was here last week
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# DofP was her the other day I think.
I know what you mean though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha
What in the name of *censored for Australian readers* is that all about?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)
# everybody leaves
people get bored
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
# you're clearly not being entertaining enough
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
# i could flounce again
that would keep you lot going for a week or so
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# TOILET LASARS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# pew! pew!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# poo! poo! ~ shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Arf!
TJ I feel a mini-poll coming on. Anyone got the link?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
# New was bound come round eventually if you waited long enough ....

Brian Blessed (T-shirt Available)

FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED
---
7-Shape Vector drawn in Xara Xtreme.
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see which you can also get as T-shirts Now.

All 7-Shapes Art: My Public inc. B3tans (Tease Me) | My Goods (Tease Me) | My Bads (Tease Me)
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Simply diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvvvvine!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I'm afraid I'm going to have to fail you
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# What have you done to my browser?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# something has gone weird
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# someone set up us the bomb

Yeah - it's b0rking here too...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# He's linked the store page for the t-shirt
not the image. I think.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# WHORE!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Excuse me?
I've just farted.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# not you, him
so have I
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# *wafts*
Did you have Stroganoff for dinner last night?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# TJ:
Anyone having trouble with the B3tards uploader today?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I think that might be why this thread is struggling...
Hit the server with a spanner please, someone.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Goddamn it.
I really should get some hosting for my own site soon. Pity it's still a bag of shite since I've got the coding talents of a sack of cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I'd love to have a redex t-shirt

and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)
# actually that's a pretty good idea
*steals*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I'm gonig to send all my Xmas cards with a big Redex on them this year
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# aye, it's a nice vectorisation of my cold sore
it's popped blood today :(
(chippy time travel agents, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# i already have a tshirt with a redex on it
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)
# now that's what I call mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# PISS OF THE MIND
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# 25 YEARS!
Featuring all the shit you've already got on ONE album!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Sorry chap, your image's gone awol.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# splendid!
get well soon b3tards.com
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
# LOUDER!!!
:)
(Cloudane, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Bloody marvellous.
As usual.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
# had to get it out
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# He needs even more
tash
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Yay I bet he would know the Ancient Martial Art of Nunjitzu
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Better out than in
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)

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