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# Not around the eyes...
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:51, archived)
# oh fuckinell
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:54, archived)
# *shits self*
Woo!

In other news, Yay for Christmas :D
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)
# I'm lovin it so far, me front room looks like Santa's Grotto right now,
and I'm SO staying in on Xmas day, Doctor Who AND Wallace and Gromit!? That'll do! ;)
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# You aren't wrong!
Apart from the Doctor Who thing, never really been a fan.

But I got my first presents today :D

EDIT: I guess you would like this then?

craphound.com/images/3116732665_11f7967f81.jpg
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# I did present swapping with my Mum t'other day and I took a relatively modest group of family gifts,
and got back enough presents and food to cater for an entire frickin orphanage! There's enough presents round the tree to completely hide the base now, YAY! :D

*edit* Yeh, I been lookin at www.portalofevil.com too, LOL!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Awesome!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# oh god, it is like it is giving me brain aids
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)
# LOL!
Wut!?
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# I don't know, i am dyslexic
I started typing it and then I got ahead of myself and typed the word after the one i was on.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Insane in the Brain Aids!
Insane in the brain!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Gglglglglglgl
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# click
This^
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:58, archived)
# you appear to be in possession of a candle sir/madam
my hearty felicitations to you
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
#
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Is that you?
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# he's both of them
:D
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Phoooaarrrrr
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# happy candle day!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)
# thanks for cayke everyone
Will be in Salvation nightclub in York getting pissed as something that gets pissed.

PSSST...mention b3ta at the door and get in free. teh boss is a b3tan...woop woop
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)
# happy
beta day
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)
# This makes my brain itch.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
# nnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggg
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
# superb :)
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 20:11, archived)
# nice one that chap
he really doesn't look well though.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)
# peggy simpson
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:24, archived)
# phwoar!!
nicely done
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:25, archived)
# ill just repost this as it fits nicely
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:26, archived)
# These are both spiffing grand!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:26, archived)
# aahhh but theres a mistake i couldnt be arsed to fix
a bottle of booze for whoever spots it
edit:(im off so ill tell you,her hair is the only part to attract shade) tee hee
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:28, archived)
# The shirt hasn't got a collar?
He hasn't got a beard/stubble?


Nicely done, by the way.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:32, archived)
# woo!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Arf!
Nicely!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:27, archived)
# I approve and I award you this old image I found
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:39, archived)
# And I reply to you with this pic of Bender as a Jesus
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# It is after all the Bendermas season
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 20:06, archived)
# And I reply to you with this pic of Bender as a rowbot.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
#
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy Xmas
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:04, archived)
# is that kid or play?

(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Kid
I think
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:06, archived)
# hahahaha fresh
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)
# That's kid n play, not TFPOB.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:11, archived)
# I said fresh
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:13, archived)
# SAY IT AGAIN, TWAT.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:14, archived)
# fresh
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Fresh you say?
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)
# yay
fresssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssh
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:19, archived)
# You knows it!
How do Jude? You crazy woman you!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:21, archived)
# FRESH
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
THE COLOURS ARE ALL WRONG!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:28, archived)
# I was drunk
that's my excuse D:
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You made that? WINNER!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:31, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Ha!
Before then, I never knew what ytmnd stood for :)
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# hahaha
Here's Noel in his multicoloured sweat shop
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:11, archived)
# ahaha!!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)
# let's not forget the classic
head swap shop

(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love you Waspy :D
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:29, archived)
# WAP HOP?
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)
# haha
I shouldn't laugh at this, I'll go to hull for it
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Hold yer tongue, Cardinal

(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:54, archived)
# erm yes
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)
# This shit gets around!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)
# What the deuce...have I landed in the middle of b3ta scat happy hour?
Edit: Considerate B3tan ftw :D
Sod it, in for a penny....
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)
# They' re just letting the scat out of the bag.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Only barely

(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:59, archived)
# seems so
*shits on desk*

*regrets*
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Runny??

(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Nope....
He just realised that he dosen't have a desk....
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:01, archived)
# or an anus

(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Oral defacation is the new rock & roll
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Every hour is b3ta scat happy hour
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)
# those sneeze-powered farts can be really painful too
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Aw hell
This cracks me up beyond what is probably considered normal.

Glad I just finished my breakfast!

(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Needs more foul stench.
:)
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Dangerous!?
Waaaaaaaaaaait a minute! Is the bacon in trouble!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:05, archived)
# bacon is NEVER involved in foul play.
...never!

ninja'd
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:08, archived)
# What about bacon?
Edit: Needs more bcaon.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Sorry, outta bacon
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:14, archived)
# the magic of b3ta
I can go back in time and correct my wrong doings.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)
# it's gary glitter


Click for bigger (238KB)
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:53, archived)
# He has a nice flat top haircut

So it's all Vietnam and Glitter posts for you then?
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:54, archived)
# two things that I love most in the world
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)
# And I guess you think they're both also very funny and stuff
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)
# er, yes. dont you find then funny or are you some kind of freak?
etc
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Can he reach the children from up there?
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:54, archived)
# ...
peedo-lols...
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Can I play?
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:42, archived)
[challenge entry] the buck stops here.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:48, archived)
# I say old boy...
jolly good grouting.

Woo!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)
# There's nothing like a good grouting.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:53, archived)
# I've been in one where the tiles are diagonal
As you look down, you get the optical illusion that you're leaning backwards at 45° and you get in serious danger of falling over.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Strictly gnops
Something wrong with people who take this show so seriously.

(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:28, archived)
# she is most boring, in mother Russia we use her to build house from
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# 'sup people
I just watched The Santa Clause and shed a little tear.

Am I some kind of geyer?
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:42, archived)
# you are on the turn
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:45, archived)
# and there's
no return
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:45, archived)
# *grooms*
really?
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:47, archived)
# I'd best tune in the Strictly Cum Watching tonight then
and see if I can get the horn off the ones in the dresses
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:46, archived)
# if you are watching that, it is all to late for you
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Still
I'd fuck Rachel Stevens until she burst!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:03, archived)
# And if John Sergeant's out,
can I have that Russian bird he was flouncing about with?
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:08, archived)
# ^ this
^^ and that
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:34, archived)
# why is that woman emitting sunlight from her shoulder
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# star performer?
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Gnops

It's gnops
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:43, archived)
# duly noted
sir
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:45, archived)
# It's a hit!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)
# if only
i might actually bother watching if that was the line up
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)
# I have no idea where the original is from though
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:53, archived)
# this is why I'm back at the computer
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:54, archived)
# *spluffs*

Howdo waspy?
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Fair to middlin' sir
yersel'?

(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Not too shabby
At least I'm done christmas shopping now.
Now I only need to come up with a recipe, and buy the ingredients for ten people...
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)
# give them
a piece of your mind!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)
# \o/

Profit!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Would; wouldn't, would!, wouldn't, would, maybe would
Nice gnop
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Meanwhile, in The Village
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:23, archived)
# A Modern Classic.
Any tits?
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Very funny
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# I was going to hell anyway
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:16, archived)
# ahahahahha
good!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:20, archived)
# I love it
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:21, archived)
# i neither love it nor hate it
love the pic though
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:23, archived)
# wooyay
i hate it :D
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:22, archived)
# at first I thought you guys where talking about my picture
then I realised you where talking about marmite

:_-(
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:23, archived)
# I think marmite is alright.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:26, archived)
# ^This
Good Evening to one and all.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Yep - Express Elevator goin down!
can I come as well because CLICK CLICK
:)
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Damn!!! Serves me right for being such a cheapskate...

(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:42, archived)
# haha
a snip at half the price
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:43, archived)
# arf!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Someone bought a shredder today:P
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:43, archived)
# You can't be too careful...
on bin days there's always a line of identity theft fraudsters queueing up at my wheelie bin.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:47, archived)
# GEt a hamster instead:D
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Dog poo in the bin
Or a frag grenade.
Both are active deterrents.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Ho ho!
At least it's not a hand shredder, those things hurt.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Hahaha
Gets a click.

I like the term "shredder" meaning "retard", as in, "the kid's a fucking shredder".
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:45, archived)
# What? Enemy of The Turtles?
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Nah
I think I first saw it in The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# I bet you did you perv:P
Handmaid had your tail for a fiver?
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Shredder.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:06, archived)
# hahaha
i'm sure one has been done of shredder from TMNT
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# i liked krang better
raar, turtles, raar.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Been knocking round my head for a day or two.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)
# i think you find it is probably camp enough all ready
hahaha ::D
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)
# I was thinking of adding
*Does not contain rock. Only watch if you want you're girlie arse kicked in by a metaler.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# "Camp Bland Light Teeny-Pop" doesn't sound as rebellious
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Heheh
Kids rebel! Rebel like the nice international conglomerate tells you to!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Yeah! Let's all say "No" to an adult!
Maybe follow our dreams and form a band!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Lets rebel buy buying the new Bratz movie!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# pea
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:46, archived)
# marvellous!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:09, archived)
# i'm spending far too much time on my ps3...
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Sorry but
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Turok - Tworock
Two rocks.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Ah
Is that like Pac Man?
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Pac Man was better then Turok
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Well it's the latest one I know of:P
I take it it's one of those young people things like the Chalston?
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# its the pills in it that make it good
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# It has dinosaurs.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# which makes is all so fake
who ever heard of dinosaurs being real, next you will be saying that the pope doesn't use his pope hat as an emergency toilet
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# which would of course be ridiculous!
of course he uses it as a papal pap recepticle :D
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Now i want to see the old nazi bastard take a shit in it
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# haha
I want to see him shake it out, at bears

it's like "YA BIG FURRY BASTARDS! DO IT IN THE WOODS I CAN FUCKING DO IT ANYWHERE, YA SHITES!"

crazy pope bastard!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# FOR I AM POPES
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# KIZMARNER
I has been making shortbread and christmas cake, and i have also been drinking vodka :D
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I have been making lamb tagine.
Which is a traditional way to get into the Christmas spirit.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I will be making a pork stir fry tomorrow
and some cinnamon cakes as well :)
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# I'll be going to my parents for Christmas, so I'll rely on them for cakes.
I just fancied eating large quantities of lamb.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# I don't understand this so I'm doing a repost
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# hahaha
ahhhh, they are all the dead
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Yeah.
Old and dead.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# they are dead JIM
so the pic is true
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I thought peter salis was alive?
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# it is only a matter of time
so might as well get in early
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# one last slice of wensleydale, gromit
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# that is sad
Nick Park must be thinking "Fuck, he is going to be the next one to die, must record every word he says so I can keep on making more wallace and gromit"
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:33, archived)
# So will I then
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# does it have ham?
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# There's a fair bit of porking.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Irish porking?
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# uurrgh
are you sure you'd like it like that? Bit risky
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# If you like, yes.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# mmmmmmm cancer pork with po ta toes
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# hehe
i dont really understand... toilets are never clean
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Gay!
A Gay Musical

"The audience applauded" - The Evening Informer
"More than tolerable" - The London Echo
"Not as long as some other musicals" - The Times
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Hehehe
Maybe that was in my subconscious when I did it. I did it was ther's soon going to be no musicals left to do. Just wait; coming soon in 2009 Bless This House the musical.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# No shennigans on this occasion
but I've got my eye on you.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# That's be the riverghost patented eye/superglue gag then:)
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)
# musicals, man, just not my thing


"If I had arms, man!"
"I could hold the bow and play this violin"
"I could play shitty ditties all day long"
"if I didn't have biddy biddy arms!"

a classic
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# FLIDS!!!
damn can't find my Billy Teh Flid one:P
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# I had a great karate flid one
but I can't find the shitting thing
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# " a giant musical flies in. a thousand vietnamese children in rags swarm the stage."
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# "then they burst into flames"
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:53, archived)
# two rock...or not two rock...
...that is the question.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# There is no question!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# two rocks
dont fear the ps3
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:43, archived)
# New Odd-Fish
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Hahaha
Two starfish one tree!

Merry Chrimbomas matey.

Onoes! Was that a post and dash?!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Cor it's quiet today.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)
# (noise)...
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Hahahah, what?
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# FASTER
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:46, archived)
# DAY
day
AY
ay
AY
ay
AY
ay
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Ella, ella, ay, ay
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
right up the chocolate starfish.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)
# lol
Manta Claus
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# hehehehehe!
merry yule
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Zombie Poser


Is it just me, or am i getting worse at these? :(

(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
# I haven't seen your other ones:P
But have a woo regardless.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
# probably because i usually post them in the wee hours.
but cheers!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# You wee for hours?!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Aye.
and it buuurrnnnsss
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Is that a red CDC on his tee shirt
very nice texturing on the skin
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Yes, yes it is!
and cheers!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# I feel like that
today.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# For no good reason than just to say - Merry WhateverHolidayYouWantToCallItTide!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Could I go for Merry Not Having Sex With Fish Day?
woo
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)
# There's a Not Having Sex With Fish Day?

That sucks :(
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Yeah
You have to be completely halibut.

Cheers for setting me up for that one:P
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
# cod answer
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)
# now you're just being pretenchious.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
# everything has its plaice
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# You appear to be a dab hand at this.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
# I think you're selling us a Red Herring
or am I Herring things?
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I have a long proven history with winning fish pun threads
And sprat's sprat.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
# There's no need to be such a smug pain in the bass about it

(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
# No really
I always win. So bream on.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Have you no (dover) sole, Man!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)
# stop carping on you.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Hold on a minnow - you can't talk to me like sprat!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Ha! You've lost!
I've used sprat already! That's what you get for dacing with death!

MWAHAHAHAHA!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I admit defeat for reusing a used fish
/damn you're good you fishy fiend!


*edit I'm off for a nap before I start consuming alcohol.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Yays
Laters matey.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Ee'l run out of 'em soon
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Someone needs to knock him off his perch

(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# He can't treat Maiden like an old trout.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Makes you cichlid.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# I think only you and I got that one:P
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
# You're just trying to Sturgeon' things up
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
# That's ruddy cheek!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Haha! It's a bitmap and everything.
Photobucket

(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Heh
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
# That's very shark of you:P
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Give me a minute while I peruse the wikipedia 'List of Fish Names' page

(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Yeah you've just lost:P
As anything you say from now on is a load of pollocks!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)
# GOD DAMN IT!
There's a fish called a 'scat' and everything!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scat_(fish)
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# I second that motion.
Taste terrible, they've got great rhythm though.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# YEah it's like a catfish
but browner.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Cods wallop!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Bin used
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Bah.
Fish fetishist wins again {:-p
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Stop gernard on about it!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# I love seahorses
best of all the animals
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# You forgot the link {;-)
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# I put it in
and took it out again.

I don't know why.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
# So why break with your routine?
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Fishy fingers innit.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)
# personally, I prefer "KRISTMAX"
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Merry Festimas!

(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# This is very festive
and have a nice one yourself!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# ooer
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
# I keep meaning to visit my local grand display
and add a sign saying something like 'strip club' or 'live nudes'
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# NEKKID REINDEEEER

(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Nicely!
Merry Winterval
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Merry Xmas
that has made me feel more xmassy than usual
hurrah !
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I celebrate the combined festivals
of the Feast Week of Marjorie, the Festivus St. Lina and the Celebration of Marilyn.
They've yet to gain official recognition but I'm working on that.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
# very nice
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Lats of fon at Finnegan's wake ... !


CFB
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:52, archived)
# is that in dublin?
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Nah London - King's Cross
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Very nicely
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:53, archived)
# neat
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:54, archived)
# reminds me of
the omen
for some reason

very woo
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Yes I think it rained it that film too ;)
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)
# oh cheer yourselves up with a school choir, the pair of you
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
# It would have been so much better had it been real
but then it would ahve required them to be singing on a bridge while a diver on a rope ladder from a helicopter escapes being eaten by a satanic shark with a 666 tatoo.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
# What Damian Omen?
From Blur?
No wait...
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Do I need say it?
:P
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Looks like I'll need my umbrella again
- wonderful Vagabond lovely as always.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Got in ther just ahead of ya:P
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Lovely!
is that rain...or do you have an emo fringe?
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)
# dunno what this is
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Apparently you're not alone :)
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:42, archived)
# haha, it is a bit hard to work out
i can't tell if it's a minigun or a gumball machine. maybe it's a gumball minigun
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)
# its rocket mans gun...
with (i just noticed) his hand still attached.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:50, archived)
# It's an image. On b3ta.

Does that help?
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Is that a cyborg turkey?
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Strap on anti-paedo device
batteries not included
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Mini human with minigun
SNEAK ATTACK CRITICAL ON MINI HUMAN
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# ...that...is the future past...
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Gotta be a few music lovers on here

(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)
# *subscribes*

(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Of course!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)
# God how could I have missed this one?
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# YES
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Lolz at the humping cows
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Cowbell-end!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Heheheh
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)
# i like to MOOve it MOOve it
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# hehehe
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:50, archived)
# 'boke'
even so, hahaha!!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:50, archived)
# This reminds me...
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Lovely!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Hmmm
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Aaaah
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Erm okay
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)
# hahahaha... brilliant!





*waves white flag
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
# lolzorses!!!
you fucking mentalist!!!!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:19, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# that is outrageous
I want one
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)
# imagine the power
i'd probably use it to blast people into orbit with one loud note
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I firmly believe
that contrabass sax will form the basis for a new means of interplanetary propulsion on the next generation of space shuttles.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:37, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:42, archived)
# holy crap
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
# That is utterly insane!
He needs a bigger house!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
#
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# lols at live interview with HG
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:37, archived)
# mo mag cover

(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:41, archived)
# hahahaha ... have another
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:48, archived)
# O_o
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)
# YES!
there it is! :)

(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I love how it's developed over the years
:D
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Hahaha brill
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I like the way they always keep uptodate with the hot issues
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:55, archived)
# HAWT
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)
# This may be the greatest image ever posted
on B3ta.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# I'm trying out something different

(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# looks great
:)
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# cheers
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# his arms don't match...
*winks*
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:09, archived)
# hehe

his your
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# niice
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)
# For some reason
This reminds me of the Take on Me vid. But underwater. And with a diver instead of Morten Harket.

Scratch that, it's nothing like the Take on Me vid.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Nice
Looks like there's a rabbity thing peeking out from under his right armpit
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# It's a secondary regulator mouthpiece
but I see what you mean :)
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)
# nice
he's* phasing into nonspace


*you're, if it's you. i dunno man all you scubadivers look the same
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:35, archived)

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