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# ya
(jimage, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)
# hmm?
God Save The Queen you stole your sig from someone's job description on myspace.

I thought people weren't supposed to steal other people's stuff here?
(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# The number of people who have you on 'ignore'?
;)

*originally in reply to the above's "What's been changed".
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# haha this^
b3ta.com/board/9052029
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# answered
please don't feed the trolls
(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Hes not a fucking troll
You obviously havent seen Doctor Dyslexia
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# My Mrs can do a very scary impression of a troll.
Which is puzzling as she's rather pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# LOLS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# He's never been up against Dutchbird and Baz
fuck if he thinks this is bad - I had both of them roasting me to cinders over a roaring spit-roast and I survived.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# oh if only pasa was about now
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
#
Cheddar cheese was sometimes (and still can be found) packaged in black wax, but was more commonly packaged in larded cloth, impermeable to contaminants but still allowing the cheese to breathe, although this practice is now limited to Europe and to artisan cheese makers. In the United States, Cheddar cheese comes in several varieties, including mild, medium, sharp, extra sharp, New York Style, Colby/Longhorn, white, and Vermont. New York style Cheddar cheese is a particularly sharp Cheddar cheese, sometimes with a hint of smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Look
coming here and posting unedited huge clips and a bloke with his cock up a car exhaust then slating someones sig isnt going to make you any friends

A sig doesnt really matter - hell my sig is a quote from aliens but you didnt pick up on that did you you little shit.

And as riverghost said we are lucky here to have an ignore button so twunts like you can be ignored by the rest of the board
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# actually
i did notice that yours is from aliens

no need to call me a little shit just because i don't like being trolled by cocks

thanks
(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9052074
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
#
Cheddar cheese was sometimes (and still can be found) packaged in black wax, but was more commonly packaged in larded cloth, impermeable to contaminants but still allowing the cheese to breathe, although this practice is now limited to Europe and to artisan cheese makers. In the United States, Cheddar cheese comes in several varieties, including mild, medium, sharp, extra sharp, New York Style, Colby/Longhorn, white, and Vermont. New York style Cheddar cheese is a particularly sharp Cheddar cheese, sometimes with a hint of smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 17:58, archived)
# haha fuck
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Arrgh
First thing I see on interweb today.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# This do for a second?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# no. 2's as it were
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# He's got a cure for that, too...
Click for bigger

Ahh, back when I was the newbiest of newbs...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Well at least someone would enjoy the prostate exam.
On another note, what the hell is going on below, poster with less than 50 posts calling Riverghost a troll?!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Dunno.
He just turned up out of the ether and started. Sounds like an arts student to me...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Ah a stoodent.
Teenagers, take over the world now, while you still know everything.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# i resent that foul slur on the good name of art students
pistols at dawn suit you, or we could make it a bit later if you'd rather
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I remember my English student ex...
I did two essays for her and got a pass for each! Mrs Boris is also one...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Pistols is cliche'd
I suggest cheese graters.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I win!
Arts student can only make pasta...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# nothing much
young whipper snapper not towing the company line and since hunting's been banned a new boxing day pastime has been found.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Tally Ho!
*blows horn*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Holy Shitting Cuttlefish!™
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# This would have been my sentiments too if I'd have thought of it first - ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Yes we can,
use a dentist.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# scary pic
superior lurkage as well.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Solve this, fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)
# the answer is 7
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Bums, rumbled!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
# haha
soup herb! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)
# not a chance i couldn't even do the rothko version
nicely, young clansoul
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Pfft!
Maybe you had it on it's side?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)
# bugger !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# I'd rather it were a picasso one
a Rubiks Cubist, as it were
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# firstly spang !!!!
secondly the joy of a picasso one is no one can tell if you get it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# there is an easier one, a Rothko - all one colour
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# I did this a long time ago in a distant galaxy...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# hahah, awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# hahahahah! Outstanding!
reminds me, there was a guy on the underground with a very worn/used looking rubik's cube, busying himself trying to solve it. At first I thought, wow, he's one of those guys who can do them in a about two seconds.

No he wasn't.

By the time I got off, quite a few stops later, he hadn't managed to get two squares to match, let alone one side....

I bet he's still trying to solve it right now, over a month later :P

hope everyone had a good chrimbo!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# fucken SOLVED!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# No no you just remove the stickers
when no-one is looking.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# thats a jolly good one!
click!
(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Scary illegitemate love child #2, George & Condoleezza


Click for bigger (371KB)

The mind recoils in horror!
(Snathi Doing the unthinkable, with gusto!, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
# These are very good,
but you should really have put them in the same thread!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Youre right..
I'm still a bit foggy from xmas cheer :-P
THX!
(Snathi Doing the unthinkable, with gusto!, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:23, archived)
# You are forgiven :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# I was thinking this too
although I don't mind too much as they both quality work but yes ideally they should have gone side by side in the same thread.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Cliff
Richard ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Mind the Cliff ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# he has no willy
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# yep
just as in reality
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Let's be fair,
it would be useless anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Like yours :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Whatever Cunty chops! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# He is Sir Cliff Richard he doesn't really need one
- or at least it may have drop off from non-usage.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Or too much usage
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)
# You know something that the press and the rest of the world doesn't?
perhaps he likes the shandies *shrug*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)
# haha horrfiying!
But what sushi said aswell :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Not worth own thread...

...I was nine.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)
# ha ha...
...ha ha...(makes me laugh!)... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Scary illegitemate love child #1, George & Condoleezza


Click for bigger (270KB)
(Snathi Doing the unthinkable, with gusto!, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Thats is shitting horrifying
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Carlton?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# This is good stuff
for a moment I thought Barack Obama was in there somewhere.

woo
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
# oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Something I doodled in between drinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
# haha ace!
Doodle moar!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# haha Robot tea mug terrifies Chocolate Hobnobs
and Chocolate Hobnobs are pretty tough characters very difficult to scare even with the hottest of teas - they are the SAS of the biscuit world!

loving this have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Cheers!
I was aiming for chocolate digestives actually :) That chocolate texture is impossible to get right!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# No no don't apologise
you have caught the chocolate texture perfect but Hobnobs possess the same texture of chocolate - so it is I who must apologise for getting the wrong biscuit, however, I do stand by the fact that Choco-Hobnobs are the SAS of the biscuit world.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)
# You mean....
They are dropped into a cupboard - two are broken, and all but one end up in a tin, but they all write books about it afterwards? All of which are different to the combat report they gave to Colonel Biscuit afterwards?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Precisely
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# In that case.
They are!

I can see the new SAS recruitment poster:
'Like to write war stories? Then join the SAS! You only have to f***-up one mission and then you'll have a guaranteed career writing lame-ass special-ops thrillers, a la Messrs Ryan and McNab...'
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# hehehe! splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Ha!
Terrific!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# awsome
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)
# several years ago
I made friends with Geoffrey from Rainbow on the myspace network.

Since myspace have started letting you tag your friends in other people's pictures, I've been seeing how many girls I can tag as Geoffrey before the myspace admins take away my tagging rights...

(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)
# How hilariously wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# it's quite good
all the pics get added to his albums thing, so anyone looking at his profile will see an album full of girls called geoffrey

it's slightly better than pushing broken glass up your bum anyway
(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)
# but no less painful to look at
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
# oh, snap!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
# blimey, you still here
as i said just post us your myspace link and we'll do the rest.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
# it's not
among my myspace pics, so that wouldn't help
(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
# so i see
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
# If you can give just one gift this Christmas make it Irony for Dummies
to those with no concept of it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# i'm good, but not that good
i'll be hitting that button soon i think, i can't be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)
# It's painful to see you fuck up so much.
I've been lurking over your past few posts and you seem nice enough, you just can't grasp what this site's about.
Good luck in the future, I'm not sure if I can help.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
# It is rather painful.
Probably too for one of the five people's posts he's knocked off the board.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Hmm...
If we subtracted all your bitter frustrated resentful sarcastic angry and needlessly hostile posts, I wonder how much room THAT would save...
(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# None as they are all in your threads
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# It's the way of b3ta - we have all been through it
unless you're Happy Toast who stunned the board with fantastic first posts. It's really for you to prove your humour and image skills to us not the other way around.

We have all been through the baptism of fire, don't take it personally else you will get the entire board against you. Post something funny and something that we can all appreciate, not your Myspace pranks, but good funny stuff that is SFW (Suitable For Work) for those who happen to be on their Office computer.

Take care have fun - shop a cute kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Basically are you a complete idiot that can't seem to manage a simple concept like understand what a board is for.
It's not just me look at the majority of your replied. I have explained to you plainly and have suggested that you read the faq over and over. People will back me up when I was for me I've been extremely patient and helpful towards you. At the end of the day you are a fucking retard.
You've even started gazing people going, 'aaaw why is riverghost being so nasty towards me?'. Here's your answer matey. You're brainless, unfunny and obviously unintelligent enough to grasp the sodding obvious!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# well
maiden, fair enough

riverghost you are a clumsy boring troll

cheers
(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Tbh RG is not trolling
if he was trolling he would be all:

LOLWTF YOU DOING YOU WANKSTAIN LOLOLOL! and would be posting piktures like this:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Well that something fdor him to aspire to.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Mate
Post 1: 3.5megs.
Post 2: Something off a video.
Post 3: Piece of shite NSFW gif telling us how funny your previous posts were.
Post 4: Ooo look at something in my myspace.

You've acted like an idiot people have taken to time and the effort to try and explain how things are to you and you're suck a spoilt little child that you assume it them at fault.

Fortunately everyone on b3ta, and luckily myself included has an ignore button. Good luck posting in the future as nobody will see it (thank god).
*ignore*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# your
account of my post history is incomplete, and thus inaccurate

see, you ARE a boring troll
(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
#
Cheddar cheese was sometimes (and still can be found) packaged in black wax, but was more commonly packaged in larded cloth, impermeable to contaminants but still allowing the cheese to breathe, although this practice is now limited to Europe and to artisan cheese makers. In the United States, Cheddar cheese comes in several varieties, including mild, medium, sharp, extra sharp, New York Style, Colby/Longhorn, white, and Vermont. New York style Cheddar cheese is a particularly sharp Cheddar cheese, sometimes with a hint of smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I'd like to point out here, though, that not everyone on the board thinks the same as riverghost
some of us aren't entirely obsessive about this place and don't mind what you post :3
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
#
Cheddar cheese was sometimes (and still can be found) packaged in black wax, but was more commonly packaged in larded cloth, impermeable to contaminants but still allowing the cheese to breathe, although this practice is now limited to Europe and to artisan cheese makers. In the United States, Cheddar cheese comes in several varieties, including mild, medium, sharp, extra sharp, New York Style, Colby/Longhorn, white, and Vermont. New York style Cheddar cheese is a particularly sharp Cheddar cheese, sometimes with a hint of smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 18:00, archived)
# LOL!!!
By LOL, I mean FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# hahah
definitely would
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# I don't get it.
Please explain.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# THIS IS SO FUNNY I JUST SHAT MYSELF!
actually i didn't even breathe out through my nose slightly. This is a website for photoshopped pictures that are worth sharing. This photo was not 'shopped (ok, some point out at this point that maybe you resized it or something, which would be to deliberately miss the point).

Also you appear to have taken the name of an existing member (one who is quite good if i remember rightly, but i'm pretty crap with names so who knows...) which is just plain rude.

Just sit back and look at other people's pictures and respond with some witty banter. It shouldn't take you long to figure out what this site's about and how to not piss people off.

Either that or just fuck off.

p.s. happy christmas
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 20:26, archived)
# This looks like...wait...who are you lampooning here?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# well while you lot are arguing i will put up another one of my monsters


Click for bigger (34KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I for one welcome our spotty sexy overlords
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Watch out for her teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:54, archived)
# I wouldn't worry about it.
Unless you have a barbed cock and don't mind taking a turn with everyone else in the street, she ain't interested...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Shit I should be worried then
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Here's some scissors...
...cut off the barb
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Catsnip?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# She's terribly thin
perhaps she should eat more meat.

Nicely done, Jamnog.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:57, archived)
# thanks
xD
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 17:35, archived)
# noon all, hope you all raped santa. I drew my friend..
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Wonderful :]
No Santa rape for me, I'm a good boy.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)
# zebra girl zebra girl does whatever a zebra girl does
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Your friend has the same name as you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Ooh,
I liked your friend in that film 'The Jungle Book'.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:44, archived)
# she was good wasn't she?
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:45, archived)
# lovely
xD
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:50, archived)
# and nicely drawn too
w,y,h
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Fii3ljtfii?
you're not supposed to give your password away on the internet!

ps: woo!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)
# New years resolution
Five a day / 72dpi.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# what a lovely banauge you have there
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Can I have two at print resolution instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)
# No!
That's cheating, like counting spuds.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Nagh!
*grumbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# possibly,
but bacon is where it's at, baby!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
# haha what
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)
# just something i knocked up for boxing day

lolrandom
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# XD!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)
# that
is very good indeed

i think even riverghost will struggle to find a trolling angle on that one...
(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# super!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# When you say "knocked up"
...
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Pull the udder one!
'noon Fanj
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:47, archived)
# off to take a shit now


(edit to remove mancock)
(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# *weeps*
Have a good look through the faq before you next post.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I
photoshopped the ArseWars pic myself, but OK, I'll look in the FAQs again...

"sigh"
(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# its the man cock thats the bad thing
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Are you sure you're not my ex?
You sound just like her:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# roger roger
mancock hidden with face's face
(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Now you just sit back and wait for it to appear on the frontpage.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# it's all about the front page
i find that it really is the best indication of actual lols on the board
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I had a dream last night
you died. It was most disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
# I approve of this A-Team censorship.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Yes
Just the rest of it is shite.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Ah Yes!
I have fucked up, so now I will post a picture of a man with his cock up an exhaust pipe!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# not very nice on the feast of stephen !
*shakes head*
(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# as opposed to posting it?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Where have all the good noobs gone!?
*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# We've wrapped them back in cotton wool to keep safe for next Christmad.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Good then they are safe
I thought they might be exposed to bad noob aids or something.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# they're
all hiding in your mum's wardrobe, waiting for your dad to go out
(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Well at my age the whole "Your Mum" joke is totally wasted, child.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# i hear that joke everyday on gta4 online
its pathetic innit
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Yes totally - I was hoping that furture generations would have
continued with the comedy-gene, but it seems large sections of our youth population have mutated so that the comedy-gene is almost redundant.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# was that
funny?

looks like i need loads of gene therapy to laugh at you...
(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# The problem is
your entire humour seems to be "bums and willies are funny".

Let me guess - you got a modem for Xmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I doubt it.
a modem convers digital signals in to analog and back again. broadband connections are digital anyway so a modulator/demodulator wouldn't be needed:P
I think it's more of a case of him being allowed to interact with the public with that little dobby stick attacked to his forehead so he can use the keyboard.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# i think you'll find modulation is extremely useful if you care about bandwidth in a frequency sense
also all digital signals exist in the analog domain

lern2geeknooblar
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# also by convention
cable modems are still called modems even though they don't mo or dem.

in a related fact - MP3 codecs usually only dec, they rarely co.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# you
haven't seen "my entire humour" ...only a few posts here

silly billy
(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)
# was that
funny?

looks like i need loads of gene therapy to laugh at you...
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# seems that way - you're proving my point excellently.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Why do I get the impression he is no longer of this forum?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
# because
you are prone to being wrong
(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# i love you
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Actually I was incorrect just the once, that just makes you a poor judge.
Sometimes it's easy to confuse people absence with they being off licking their wounds.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# no
you are simply prone to being wrong more often that you realise

i win

(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Yes. Erm obviously.
There's no reasoning with someone without reason.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
# That's
an ambiguous sentence.

You would have been better to type, "There is no reasoning with someone who is unable to reason."

As it stands, you leave open the possibility that reason itself is the thing that you are stating must be present (rather than merely the ability to reason on the part of he with whom you are arguing).

3/10. Must troll harder.
(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# I see what you've done there.
But grouping random words doesn't actually mean you've made anything cohereant.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# it does have structure
those words are hardly random but I see your point
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# i'll second everything that you type
you could be the new messiah
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)
# I was a good noob once. noob of the month infact.
Now I am a mere sopping husk of my former great self...

I want my L plates back.
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)
# i know of a band that has that pic of the guy fucking the
exaust for an album cover
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# London Philamonic innit?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# these
profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=17669467
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Ah one of those new beebop band then.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Haha
What an utterly terrible copy and paste RAWK band.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Are you
an achingly cool Italian anarchist?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Well I lieks the rearranged letters bit,
that amused me, tho I think the S should link to the R mesen.

It is a steep learning curve on ere, but don't take it to heart, just watch n learn, you'll get it, folks will forgive anything once you get a few good posts on the board.

I recommend steering clear of posting in new threads till you're sure you know what you're doing and that what you have will be well received, folks are more forgiving if you aren't making such an impression onto the board at teh same time as you're learning to use it.

(And a bit of fluff such as amusingly shopping a kitten or somesuch is often a good way to say sorry and raise spirits)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Doesn't really look like he's sorry at all
I hope he fit in here sooner rather than later but being plain rude to people who haven't been exceptionally rude to him is just not on.

Just hope he has talents beyond text and porn.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)
# You never know if they're trolls or just being a bit rubbish on their first try,
but as most seem to be assuming the former I thought I'd assume the latter for balance.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 19:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Material things a Jedi craves no.... OMG!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Hahaha
I wouldn't play him!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# haahahaha
winnar
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# also haha what
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mz6ty0jch2M&feature=related
How is that related to ski videos?
Might be a tad nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Awwww. The look on his face says it all.
Bless his little latex features.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Hehehe!
Lovely! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I thought he was eating the wrapping paper then -
Silly Yoda, paper not Jedi-Master Food
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Haha!
This wins everything! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)
# hahahaha, chuffin' ACE! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:37, archived)
# hahahahaha
I nearly coughed myself to death looking at that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# this is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Hahaha!!!
Proper chortle!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Fucking
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Biscuitzs -.. . -- ----- ...- -.- --. -.-, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# I love this in all kinds of ways
fuckin top top top drawer :)

*chuckles heartily*
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# This is about 12 times smaller than animated bumwiping


sorry about that before
(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# The size is much better
But it is still basically isn't yours. I wouldn't post a gif I found if I'd converted it to a jpg.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# yup, look at the post below
that's the kind of stuff you should be posting

*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# I completely agree
and we also have some fine contributions from people with talent too!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# i told you to ring me if that ever happened
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# And I told you I'm not that way inclined.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# yes,
but they soon get banned
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# :(
I didn't post a gif that i "found". I made this one myself from an old VHS tape from the 80s.

:(
(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# You found it on a the tape though.
All you did was convert it via software to gif format.

EDIT: If you want to be technical it's the same as me scanning an image in, resizing it and posting. Which is still a nono.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# and
that's bad?
(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)
# This is a photomanipulation and animation site.
Your is animated but it is someone elses work it's pretty much the same as me taking a photo of a work of art, posting it on the board and saying it's my own.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Well, it would be better if it had been changed in some way,
but it does wrap very nicely and would make a lovely woo or somesuch...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Actually I though it's be a perfect man gravy gobbling one.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# What he's trying to say is
"You didn't draw a cock on it, D-"
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# I think my comment above leaves me no room to argue this point.
And I'd like to take the opertunity to say by that I didn't mean they should spend two minutes scrubbling on it and then repost it in a new thread.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:18, archived)
# hate to say this old bean
but wouldn't be easier to post us a link to your myspace page, we can then browse all of your random screengrab gifs/avitars at our liesure.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# no, more bums please
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# here we go
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# hehe Moid!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# oh dear
You wouldn't find me posting terrible Moid bandwagon pics.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] He seems to have been a bit neglected in the compo so far...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Hahahaha yays
But shouldn't it be over 3meg?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# I could probably manage that,
but I won't...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# HAHA
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# splendid stuff
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# kiss it
ADMIN IF YOU NEED TO REMOVE THIS CUZ OF THE SIZE THEN I WON'T TAKE OFFENCE. SORRY! ---
MOD EDIT: 3MB is way too big to post on the board. It's so big, it is exerting its own gravitational pull and disrupting other threads. Please optimise your posts a bit better - check our faq for guidelines.

Cool! We edited at the same time! :D
(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Id buy that
for a dollar
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# haha bum wipes
Its too big
Edit: yay for mods
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# you might want to read the faq
3MB is a liiiittle bit much
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# That explains why it took so long to load then
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# and why the fuck does it reload upon a refresh
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# it's because of black magic i think
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# myspace hosting?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# roughly the same thing
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Fun annual festive day?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# I would say probably because it is linked
from myspace.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# i've got another download coming in so i'm still waiting to see the end of the gif
i'm hoping there's something amusing going to happen, or is it just a grab of the womans arse,

edit/seen it all now, and it's just a bum gif
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# nothing amusing theres just wiping
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# it's because it's boxing day
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# fuck it
i don't believe in boxing day.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# with this kind of attitutde
you are surely not getting the 4.2 megs of breast enlargement spray
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Yay
for Better Bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# oops!!!
sorry!!!

yes, i just realised it's MUCH too big. thank you all for being so kind and not utterly ripping into me and banning me at the drop of a hat
(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# your gratitude does you credit!
now get down and lick
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Actually I did just go this...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# bottoms are great :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Happy Boxing Day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# :D
Silly Bush, B3ta is a UK website. You have no power to shut it down!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# It is run from American servers.
I seem to remember them being in Texas.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Haha, oh cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)
# yup, just one cockermaimy all american fireball and that's it, lights out man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# And caught fire!
Was it an accident?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# San Francisco
I believe
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# a/s/l?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# hahahaha
Hope he reads the faq...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I'll gaz him some advice.
Go to /talk and ask how to post a picture
Go to /board, start a new thread with no picture
Go to qotw/offtopic and tell the truth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Or go to talk and start a thread with an L plate
or suggest that cliques are wrong...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Pfffft!
I'm looking out for a newbie with L-plates and a sig that reads, "Change we can believe in."
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)
# or can we fix it?
wait!! we already have sarahpalinsstalkler... I wonder...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Do you have a cold?
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Why do you ask?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Text after third image
I could be reading it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# It's meant to be Bush talking, I think.
(though 'predecessor' is wrong; it should be 'successor'.)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Does he have a cold?
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# No, just stupiditis.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Oh I see.
No, it was just sepeling it all rong. It seemed to fit that way, what with Bush being a fucking thick, satanic shitwhistle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Ah
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# hahaha internets
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)
# merry christmas b3ta


not me btw

De-Ris and here
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)
# haha how smug
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# lol
the original is great, excellently smug
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)
# hangon? is that actually jamnog?
mwhahahahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# the smug
time-travelling bastard...

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
#
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)
# xD
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# hahahaha
loving teh hat
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
#
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/32970/1230296316/lastsuperjamnog2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
# hahahaha
that works excellently
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Merry Festivus, Avast
He obviously had a flutter on Barabbas.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Sure hate to post this :)

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# hahahahaha
that is actually me!

not really
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I knew you lied--it's my father :)
*i'm a piece of fudge*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Yet you still did...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# great sauce
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Houston, we may have a problem


(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Tree + Houston = RIS??
Good pic.............I just don't get it.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# The Houston thing--- just an expression of trouble
---used to notify NASA headquarters when danger was afoot in one of the US space vehicles
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Ok, I was aware of that. I just thought it was relevant to the tree & that I was missing something.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)

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