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# Oh no!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# *fears*
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# awsome
here have a ...

(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
# This
is every brand of awesome available, and a few that aren't. Nice work, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
# thanks here have an army squirrel I just made
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/32970/1230732626/CombatCutieSkwirrel.jpg
thats 4 squirrels in one day
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
# it's just because jolly jack isn't here
you are having to make your own

:D

heheh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# :D
yay - 2 days til I go!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# have you selected a unitard yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# No, I havent been able to get one :(
I have decided as going as Craig David for one of our fancy dresses tho
The themes are the letter C and OAPs
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
# perhaps
you could go with something like this
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Hahaahahahaha!
But that doesnt begin with the letter C!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# oh fair point
I was thinking more along the lines of on the slopes
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# a quick and dirty offering from the missus


she really needs her own account now

'ning all :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# *puts tiger foot on accelerator*
edit: woo to the Mrs Fred Astaire by the way! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Maybe she should have
GingerRodgersAteMyTapShoes
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# or
IAteFredAstaireAteMyTapShoesAnditTastedSalty
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Or not:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I'll just get my Happy New Year in now :-)


Click for bigger (148KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# what is that thing?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# It's Chet
Weird science - top film
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# ta.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Mmmm Kelly leBrock
tasty!
(IPFreely, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# chet from weird science after
being turned into a disgusting turd :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# can't say I've seen it...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Your Mum
HACH CHA CHA CHAA HOW D'YA LIKE THEM APPLES
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# lollage
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# needs grey hair, but other than that.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I seem to be wearing your pance
They're a bit crunchy around the gusset, but otherwise a good fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# yes
?
(Special K I hope i dont look like the perv i am, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
# looks like Gordon Brown
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# hehe
I thought that too

*stores in memory bank*

*deletes*
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
What a shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# haha bitch who turned me into a turd
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Ha ha, yes.
Pssst. 'Corps'.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# I don't use it
But I couldn't resist chuckling a little
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# *sings the weird science theme*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# there's an a missing
bloody american inability to spell simple words
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Being a John Hughes creation
wouldn't he be from Shermer, Illinois?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Errr
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
# He'd still kick arse.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Marvellous!
Which reminds me...
I have voucher for HMV, Which Wii game shall I buy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# wii wanking
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# haha!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Lego Indianana Jones?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Got it.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# What sort of games do you like?
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Most types
I was thinking of a first person shooter one of the CODs
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# You played...
...resident evil 4?

If not, that's a goodun. 3rd-person shooter though.

Edit: I know of 1st and 3rd person games, what would be a 2nd person game?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I never liked those.
/Couldn't play it on playstation years ago!! (1996)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Aw
It's changed a lot since then, very defininately worth revisiting.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Got Left 4 Dead?
I heard CoD:WaW is a bit of a step back from CoD 4. Otherwise Far Cry 2 will be cheap now and it's pretty engaging.

EDIT: Whoops, didn't see 'Wii' in your post, in that case I dunno. RE4 is pretty good in the Wii I hear.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Wii misses a lot of good sounding games!!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I've never been a big Nintendo fan
their exclusives never really did anything for me. But I've always been a PC gamer, so I can't exactly talk about exclusives.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# i don't know what people have against coc:waw
it's a step back in time - it's a world war II game, but the game play is pretty much identical to the last one except new setting, old weapons and obviously new maps.

The multiplayer is good too, except for the co-op which might be amazing, but i can't get it to work :(

Oh, also there's a nazi-zombie minigame.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Don't get a COD for the wii,
I made that mistake. It all feels a bit clumsy. Much better on the PC.
Might be better if you have a fancy gun attachment thing.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# I have heard this.
But the zapper is quite expensive!
EDit:Although you do get a game with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Metroid Prime 3
Quality game
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# FPS on wii's just dont work imo, get more of an RPG or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Apart from the shooting game in wii play.
/several wasted hours over christmas blog
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Yeah but running around trying to shoot stuff
if you like scratch your nose or something you miss your aim right up and it takes time to get the crosshair in the centre again then you die.
The end
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# wii wii dance?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Wii'll Meat Again
A Tetris-style game of skill involving various cuts of meat
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Rotate your sausage and slide it in?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Slip it between the burgers
I'll stop now.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Pork it in,
shirley.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# No More Heroes
Finding this an extremely brilliant game currently.
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I think everyone's in agreement with this
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# agreed.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# yup
Plus I'd like to rant about a disgusting from of depravity! I sickness that is not only spreading but I have had to encounter today.
Margerine comes with a lid. It's only sick , child molestic Daily Mail readers have the gall to replace the foil after the initial opening!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# They do what?
Backward cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Evil bastards that part peal the foil off a new tub of margerine,
use the marg and replace the lid. It's self defeating as in the end you'll have to take it off to get the last out.
Ban this sick filth!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Get a petition going
I'd sign it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# In other news I've defyed convention and had a cold chicken and stuffing sarnie for brekkie:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# christ
I had cheese sarnies...but not normal cheese, oh no. I had Cathedral City Seriously Strong Cheddar spread in mine. You can tell it's strong as it has 1% actual cheese in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Yep,
It's most annoying!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
#
Yeah.
Nice work Pickarso!
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# How did you know?
Did me bum leave a trail?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:58, archived)
# yes - shes left a giant skidmark
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Bad news
2008 is longer by an extra second :(

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7805534.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# hoho
(jimage, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Hahaha
Darling, you look fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Hahaha
excellent
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# lol
damn Thunderbird :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Lovely!
Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# In Firefox I see nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Saw Bros last night on TotP2, thought they looked like Pat Butcher at 25.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 9:09, archived)
# That's SCARY!!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 9:14, archived)
# kill them with flaming frank butchers!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 9:15, archived)
# and rickaaaaaaaaaays
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)
# that pic + your user name = shivers.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 9:23, archived)
# /\This/\
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Think I might have to change it...
was originally a James Bond movie parody name but it's starting to upset my stomach :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I saw your conversation on /links about hamas
and that made me angry as fuck
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Christ.
They found each other on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Doctored pics only please
No, seriously.

PS 'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Blimmy, you are right!
Well spotted and well shopped!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# awww - let's get married
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# bros and chesney hawks went to the comp near me
i think that in itself is evidence enough to burn to down
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# I used to know Luke about ten years ago.
Lovely guy. I did have to kill him for Bros though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Oh god
ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod
ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod
ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod
ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod
ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod
ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod
ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod
ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod
ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod
First damn thing I see this morning!

'ningles boysie and girlie types.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Hello Ghostie
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# 'ello potty
*chearywaves*

EDIT: Saw the sweatest thing this morning. Little girl must have been fiver or six skipping down the road next to her mum singing.
Three blind mice.
Three blind mice.
Jingle all away.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Awww
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# fucking blind mice..
how are you ghostie?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# How sweaty was she?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Worthers original:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Just Philadelphia?
Well it is my birthday.
Loveleeeey.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)
# That's my nightmares for 2009 sorted.
Nice spot and work, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Brilliant stuff
How about adding in Moira Stuart as Craig Logan?

Incidentally, I once met Matt Goss, and he was a twat.
(Tattsyrup, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Room for improvement, 2009 must try harder.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 7:47, archived)
# We need to strive for mediocrity in this world of excellence
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 7:58, archived)
# That's what I always say
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 8:55, archived)
#
It will take many years to unfuckulate this situation.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 8:05, archived)
# I fear so.
This just shows, kids, don't flunk school for a year because you won't be able to catch up!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 8:07, archived)
# I disagree
I think the media hype surrounding the situation makes it far worse. How many stories do you read in the paper that mention "the economic downturn," however unrelated?

Yes, some people have lost a lot of money and the Government has had to bail out shoddy organisations, but there are still wealthy companies with people spending and earning money.

Now is the time of opportunity, not panic.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 8:29, archived)
#
"Now is the time of opportunity, not panic."

Yes, of course - no one is suggesting panic.

If you are cashed up, or at least debt free, then there are many opportunities. If you are debt laden as many people are, or if you had your super/pension tied up in shares, as many people did, then things are a bit different.

(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 8:50, archived)
# For some, but if you're looking at the entire economy I'd argue too little debt is worse than too much debt.
And too little debt being issued is where we are at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 8:57, archived)
#
Too much debt will always be too much debt.

(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 9:11, archived)
# I hear you,
if you have no cash or are in debt, you would be suffering anyway.

The folk who have their funds tied up in shares knew what they were getting into and the ones who didn't should not have been playing that game.

Sorry to sound so hard
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 9:27, archived)
# "there are still wealthy companies"
mores the pity :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)
# "Anarchy in the UK"
Said the man who sells butter
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# "eat the rich"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# "Come on baby"
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# I preferred the sister
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)
# can't we have both opportunity and panic?
i find they complement one another beautifully.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 8:51, archived)
#
Like when you are just about to get a blowjob but you catch fire?
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 8:58, archived)
# i've caught a few things from blowjobs, but never fire.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)
#
You've never has the habanero bell pepper special?
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Well the real problem is
that it was cheating off of 2008.
(ttdi wishes he had come up with a better sig before, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 8:12, archived)
# needs more strangling, entrails, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 8:46, archived)
# The red ink is actually blood.
From the entrails of a man I strangled.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 8:48, archived)
# if the paper was not yellowed with his bile i'm not impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 8:50, archived)
# Damn, it's from the craft cupboard.
Though I can't speak for the methods used at the paper factory.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 8:53, archived)
# i worked at the paper factory until it folded.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)
# I heard they made of a lot of cuts.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Economy could have applied himself better in class this term...
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
#


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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 6:03, archived)
# That is really neat
(JazzCat To woo or not to woo. That is the question., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 6:11, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 6:46, archived)
# drop it like its hot drop it like its hot
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 7:06, archived)
# hot like a paper plate full of bees.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 8:51, archived)
# oooo - eerie
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 7:14, archived)
# why is always r...
oh sorry

edit: how rude, woo ofcourse! :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 8:42, archived)
# News flash
The Spirit of Washington DC is a section of Madame Tussauds Wax Museum that takes visitors through DC’s history from the Founding Fathers to modern day politics. Visitors will have the opportunity to rub elbows with Hillary Clinton in a hands-on exhibit.



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(JazzCat To woo or not to woo. That is the question., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 4:10, archived)
# *definitely wouldn't*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 4:15, archived)
# You know you would - you're just attracted to her smell
au.youtube.com/watch?v=u0aedNpZeOw&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 4:17, archived)
# Oh, just love it
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jgEB2zOPj7M&NR=1
(JazzCat To woo or not to woo. That is the question., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 4:21, archived)
# Then lemme rephrase--
*wouldn't* want anyone to see me do it :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 4:24, archived)
# Does she have ear wax?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 4:18, archived)
# The answer is: I think that's what that stuff was.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 4:25, archived)
# ...
Ear cataracts?
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 4:33, archived)
# Her head was bobbing up and down so fast, it's hard to say
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 4:52, archived)
# That's why her name is Bob
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 7:15, archived)
# looks like Thatcher's afterbirth......*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 5:13, archived)
# Haha
She is so fucked up :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 6:47, archived)
# Geisha's are so cool.


I know I know the fingers are all Mnnngggg, but its only a first draft.

Click for bigger (72KB)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:59, archived)
# I like your drawings styles
You seem to like guns aswell :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Guns are the ultimate bauhaus statement.
I don't like them, but I like the statement of intent they create by their sheer exsistance. No frippery form defined by function. (I know this is not totally true, but it is true about the gun shapes I think are cool).

I am sorry I appear to have vanished totally up my own arse...
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:04, archived)
# BOOM BOOM BANG BANG GUN NOISES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:04, archived)
# "Ziggy played guitaaaaar...."
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:08, archived)
# I would feel fairly safe if confronted with such a gun/girly combo
Mainly, as judging by the size of the magazine and ejection port, the rounds in that thing must be huge. Combine that with the short barrel and stock, and slight build of the girly, I reckon the kick from that would make it useless.

*needs to get out more*

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:19, archived)
# ...ah but...
the weapon fires self guided gyrojet rounds, and is pretty much recoiless. It's point and click.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 7:29, archived)
# aren't they supposed to eat the food from the chopsticks before putting them in their hair?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:07, archived)
# ...sigh
She did
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Then just before they go bald, they eat their chopsticks
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:15, archived)
# They never go bald! Geisha's are always beautiful!11!
Waiiilll!!!!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:17, archived)
# beauty is bullshit. kill the attractive humans now.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:25, archived)
# You're an attractive human.
What do you think now?
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:34, archived)
# *dies*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 3:48, archived)
# This also applies to people that are as ugly as hell, yet possess "inner beauty"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Like
Sarah Jessica Parker...
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 3:30, archived)
# She's just ugly
Even if she removes that one inch thick armour plating, otherwise known as makeup, she'd still be ugly
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 3:57, archived)
# But she's lovely...
...on the inside.

I guess that means her guts smell like Chanel #5...

*EDIT:* And bourbon and Vicodin...
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 4:28, archived)
# and oprah's semen.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 8:47, archived)
# you have a very pretty lung.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 3:49, archived)
# *spontaneously combusts
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 3:55, archived)
# the thick layer of tar complements the cancerous growths.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 4:04, archived)
# It certainly does, just like a McDonalds burger and a heart attack
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 4:20, archived)
# Too many apostrophes!
You're destroying the english language!
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:28, archived)
# too many apostrophe's?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:48, archived)
# whoop's!
:D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:48, archived)
# That's the one!!
Woo's.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 3:30, archived)
# I can't belive I woke
only one limb of the slumbering beast that is grammar Nazi.

7H@z a 5Hamzorz... 1 11k35 poking's d3mz wiv stikzor'z.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 7:50, archived)
# How about Lesbian Geishas?
I presume one of them is attractive and the other is as butch as Ellen?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:44, archived)
# There's...
...actually a lot of this sort of stuff on the internets. Google is your friend/
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 3:38, archived)
# I quite like this.
Please draw an army of these ladies defending themselves against waves of oncoming ravenous zombie dinosaurs.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:09, archived)
# \(o_0)/
..the what.. with who...where?!111
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:15, archived)
# ^ This ^
I would pay lots of money to see this movie.

On purpose and everything.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:33, archived)
# This is good
Right now its winter in Japan, so most Geisha's are cold....
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:14, archived)
# That's good.
The dress pattern is nice. I think it suits your style well.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:15, archived)
# The plural of Geisha...
...should be Geisha-nin.

/Nihongo blog


(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Right...
.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 3:40, archived)
# Get me a cigar.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 3:57, archived)
# i'd like a vial of nuke and some baby laxatives, please.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 4:05, archived)
# Make it a double.
Along with some morphine and a bucket of soy sauce
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 4:16, archived)
# Sorry...
...all I could find was a kilogram of stem cells. Will that do?
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 4:30, archived)
# .
.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 4:27, archived)
# woo!
fingers look alright to me.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Parp !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:42, archived)
# pfft!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Hooray for retro candies!!
I remember my first Star Bar. I was Four. For some reason, it came in an oversized cardboard cube which was printed to look just like a D6.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:47, archived)
# music trumps chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:55, archived)
# that's grand!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:56, archived)
# mercy!
i bet it exists. the indian film industry must have at least considered it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:57, archived)
# there's a turkish remake
it is special.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:22, archived)
# it was a delight.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 3:50, archived)
# I've always loved this pic
Num num - Birdy num num
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:07, archived)
# o hai.
here i m playin yr sitars.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Sitar version of sweet child of mine
ca.youtube.com/watch?v=WM1nav-rjeI&feature=related
(ToPeeOrNotToPee, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 5:44, archived)
# ja, that's one of the first returns if you just search "sitar" there.
i dislike gnus 'n' orses.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 8:49, archived)
# Am I the only person on Earth
never to have seen (or wanted to see) any of the Star Wars films?
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:47, archived)
# that is a possibility
I however fell asleep every time I tried to watch LOTR
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:48, archived)
# I read that
when I was about 13. An optimum age for a fairy story.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:50, archived)
# No....
Because I haven't either!
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Yay!
Are we the only sane persons here?
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:50, archived)
# I never claimed anything......
as rash as that !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:52, archived)
# well that may be true
since my favourite film is Catch-22
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Not really...
...I wish I'd never seen any of the Star Wars films.

At least there's "Serenity..."
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:51, archived)
# i saw the first one, the second most of.
the rest? no. or bits of them when agog fanpeople insisted.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:58, archived)
# I CAN'T CONTROL MY FLATULENCE NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:03, archived)
# that's why we still pay you, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:08, archived)
# THIS IS JUST SO AND I DEMAND A PAYRISE
The price of methane has slumped recently.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:13, archived)
# For some reason
I love the phrase "The price of methane." I'm going to use that all the time. Thank you!
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:36, archived)
# My pleasure
I aim to please!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:42, archived)
# Forget all this nonsense about the credit crunch
and the Global Economic Downturn...

Methane's cheaper than it's ever been!
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:46, archived)
# MORE OF THIS SORT OF THING!
It's also an alternative fuel. The world's population and cows should become a giant energy source.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 3:08, archived)
# This this this this this
Methane when burned in an oxygen rich environment produces only Water and Carbon Dioxide. Carbon dioxide is a relatively weak Greenhouse gas (it's only 0.04% of our atmosphere) and that water can be cracked to provide hydrogen for the next generation of electric cars!

And of course, there are those DMFC (Direct Methanol Fuel Cells) which are supposed to be running all our laptops in the next ten years... and Methanol is just a Methane molecule with a hydroxide ion substituted for one of the carbons!

/Yes, I failed Organic Chemistry A-Level. But I failed it in style.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 3:37, archived)
# I was hoping to plug my backside into some sort of methane - usb power converter.
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 3:55, archived)
# I'm not...
...putting my backside any where near a USB connector. That is *NOT* what the BrownSocket attachment is for.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 4:32, archived)
# But...
Thats no excuse for a bum rumble with some leads.
(GoldfishWrangler a.k.a Sinbad Agincourt, Turkish Pornstar, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# AVAST YE!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:40, archived)
# yay !

banana thread anyone ?
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:42, archived)
# haha! wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:44, archived)
# bananas can also be mean bastards
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:47, archived)
# and then they wear themselves out being evil
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:51, archived)
# aww sleepy nana
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Here: I just drewed this:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:47, archived)
# YEAAAH!
'nana thread is go!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:48, archived)
# I'[m allergic to banananas.
They give me suicide migraines, unless they're still slightly green. Something to do with enzymes.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:52, archived)
# I heard you can smoke banana skins
I have yet to try this
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Try it!
I bet it tastes like nana
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Oh yeah...
...bananadine, One of the very first (~1991) internet hoaxes.

Seriously, don't try smoking Banana skins. The black bits inside bananas are tarantula eggs.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:38, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Yayy!
Reminds me of this:

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cySmUjQB05I&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# HAHA FUCK YEAH!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:43, archived)
# TO CHINA!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 8:04, archived)
# Nein years old today


Click for bigger (282KB)

I'm sure she'll love it.
(KatanaFoxx Sharp as a razor, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Good night peeps
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:13, archived)
# nn
sleep well
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Nighty chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Jebus!
Four months away and we already have 50 peeps!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Whoa.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:18, archived)
# And yays to new Shooting Stars!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:19, archived)
# OH YES.
Night dude, I'm off too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:20, archived)
#
Night you lot.
(KatanaFoxx Sharp as a razor, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Nighty night!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:15, archived)
# lovely cake xD
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Made by hand at the "Good Ol' Boys" Bakery
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:15, archived)
# a quick ani of the house lights this year before they get taken down.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:50, archived)
# *hugs*
Nice personage!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:51, archived)
# right im not able to sleep
and i have to aks... is there still room for a sleeping bag somewhere?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:55, archived)
# In general
Or for the London Bash?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:56, archived)
# may
you know the thing in may sleeping bag in the kitchin sink kinda thing.

edit with the ... i ran out of beer now doh! and im awake. means i have to start on gin
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:58, archived)
# It'd have to be in a room I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:58, archived)
# yay the toilet
under the sink
edit : or welll... anywhere
edit 2 : have you got a back garden... umm with an oak tree... err... no one is "twigging" my pathetic clues here
edit 3 : i really am off to sleep now
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Fuck it, we'll all do some speed and go to Stringfellows.
Hurrah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:59, archived)
# YAY!!!
I bet you spot him first
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:00, archived)
# If I do, I shall scream 'DADDY!' and do something inappropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:02, archived)
# yes thats right you distract him
while i creep up around the back
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:07, archived)
# CASH.
Get the cash.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:08, archived)
# yes thats right you get the cash while i do the
"service"
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:15, archived)
# You want to rape him?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:16, archived)
# oh no
well... yes
edit : but only if he is paying *principles*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:25, archived)
# *buys two kilos of speed to take to the bash*
/ac


interestingly from about this time last year
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:02, archived)
# It must be accomplished.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:03, archived)
# i'm game if you are
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Pimp mission. Of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:08, archived)
# bring on the sleepless nights





i once thought i was going to be arrested in possession of speed. i ran into the toilets and dropped about half a gram before realising they weren't police officers but people dancing in high vis jackets. i didn't sleep for 50-60 odd hours. it was horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Ah, that's when you need an amiable stoner around.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:13, archived)
# tried that
didn't help.

started hallucinating.

not good.

so. many. edges.
so. many. edges.

ah well all shits and giggles.

lets call it a hundred weight of cheap whizz between us, we'll buy it off some friendly scottish guys in a pub and fall asleep on the tube and end up in sheffield
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Haha, marvellous.
Rum and coke. Rum and coke always seems to make the night turn into some sort of strange lime-edged dream thing. Last time I did that... oh, it was me and my gay friend Colin. Who is now married to a lady and has a daughter.

We had an excellent night, but it wasn't speed we were on. Ah, to be a teenager again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:17, archived)
# i was watching the clubbing episode of spaced earlier and during the earnest conversation bit i was thinking
"fuck... that was me not so long back. chattering my tits off and really, really, really, meaning it when i told everyone i loved them and how much i loved them. god what a cunt"


i miss being a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I do too, a bit. Night laddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I've been there with bells on many a time
:D

I was an uber geek in canada.. we had pills with decepticons on them... so I had to wear my matching tshirt.. obviously.

they destroyed me and everyone else.

not that much conversation in earnest.. but we did have ping pong. ping pong + drugs = win.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:38, archived)
# *can't wait*
chez ghost parties are better than s club parties
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:58, archived)
# but.... but....there aint no.... but....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:01, archived)
# yeah i know, thats how epic chez ghost parties are.
sitting round, being really earnest at each other, drinking gin which came from nowhere
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:04, archived)
# I was going to say earnest.
YOU drank gin. I don't drink gin. I drank some of that god-awful egyptian stuff, something evil in a green bottle and then....

actually, I might have had some gin. I'm not sure. You bastards always get me drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:07, archived)
# well you tried to get me stoned, i think, i can't remember
in any case, we're probably equal.

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Did I? What an arse.
Derby was much better behaved. I just ended up vomiting in a hotel room on my own into an alarmingly coloured toilet. Bloody hangovers. That was that white wine. Can't we have bashes in places where I can have champagne?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:11, archived)
# not if you're drinking with me you can't
champagne brings out the absolute twit in me. think, alexander armstrong advertising pimm's
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:13, archived)
# That sounds brilliant though, I'd be amused.
No wine for me, it makes me vomit.

I'm shit at drinking now. I used to be quite good, but I think I overdid it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:14, archived)
# we can rebuild you
we have the technology
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:17, archived)
# All I see is Alan Rickman.
Mmmmm.

Edit: I have to go to bed, fucking WORK. Shit. Niiiiiight x
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:18, archived)
# oke koke
have a good new year kiddo.

x
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Am I still staying?
I can not if necessary. If it makes it easier.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:58, archived)
# That yam a silly question!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Awww.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:02, archived)
# We have the Capt Wow room!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:03, archived)
# \o/
that's the sexy room. It'll inevitably have a chap snoring in it. I always get snory chap, and it's always too dark for me to know who it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:04, archived)
# I have the list downstairs I'll look at it later. I put you with the best of course.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:06, archived)
# :D Of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:09, archived)
# I dont mind if my sleeping bag space is on the outside of the house
i have slept in parks i actually quite enjoy it
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Talking about the lundun bash
is there still room?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Aha
See the room rosta for the day.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:00, archived)
# why is my name not on the room roster you horrible man :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Coz you're a cunt!
I'll revise it:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:02, archived)
# fucking A right, buddy
i'll bring you an eccles cake
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:05, archived)
# eep.
EEP.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:07, archived)
# I love Eccles
Best of all cackicles!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:12, archived)
# damn straight
poppa looks after you
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Ok how late can I leave it?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:02, archived)
# 4 months:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Oh great then :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:04, archived)
# there's a rivergoat bash?
why isn't it being advertised every 5 minutes!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Coz it's advertised every 3 minutes!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Not... Enough....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Ah it was you that GSNed me!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:13, archived)
# seems an awful waste of money
and electricity, but I'm a cynical old bastard
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:01, archived)
# waste of BEER money
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:02, archived)
# ^this hard
*goes to get another ice cold beer. After all it is 27 C here and rising.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:05, archived)
# at times I agree
but it brings a lot of publicity to this town of 200 people. Electricity isn't that bad really.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:03, archived)
# but that power could charge my electric toothbrush
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:03, archived)
# So could an entire Wind farm
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:06, archived)
# or a treadmill set up in your bathroom
hooked to a generator that you can plug your toothbrush into
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:08, archived)
# That's a hell of a house!
I want to know more about the 90.7

I spend my life listening to college radio. I know 90.7 is in that realm.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:56, archived)
# hmmmm

i think my internets are broken
(Mynd, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Hahah!
Word of advice though; stick loads of stuff in one thread for an easy-to-navigate little package that doesn't push too many people off the bottom of the board :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:48, archived)
# No...
Your internet's fine, that's just the internet for you...
(GoldfishWrangler a.k.a Sinbad Agincourt, Turkish Pornstar, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:48, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
EDIT: I scroll down and cwy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:49, archived)
# *is disappointed by the lack of horses*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:49, archived)
#
Do donkeys count?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Argh fuck! I clicked it then saw where it was directing me! You swine!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Well you asked!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Indeed I did
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:58, archived)
# HAHAHA - i haven't seen this link for ages
I used to love this: yourallgay.com/
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:53, archived)
# I have the mp3 as my ringtone!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Nice one
That'd be gold!!! Is it available online?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:56, archived)
# I got it for the last bash but couldn't use it,
But imagine loud shouts of YOUR ALL GAY when someone calls me:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Hey hey come on at least point out exactly where he went wrong.
It's not as if he did anything more than use up two threads.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:50, archived)
# *points*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:49, archived)
# I haven't seen you for a while!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Cheers! - likewise
I haven't spent much time on B3ta of late, but I had usually been lurking on the Gay Shift.

But I now have more time on my hands
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:55, archived)
# have you tried eating like loads of oxtail soup
and loads of bottles of coke

and also lots of cough syrup

it's fucking *apocalyptic* when it finally comes out
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:49, archived)
# This sounds like fun
I'll try it when I'm bored next time
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:50, archived)
# this is youtube material
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:51, archived)
# It only bloody is as well
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:52, archived)
# yeah it could end up quite bloody
I'll never forget the mixture of bulk tinned industrial tomatoes followed by an aftermath of runny blancmange or in this case "blanc mange" as served by my junior school all those years ago

of course, it bounced :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:55, archived)
# I must try that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:51, archived)
# hmm, add blancmange too
lots of blancmange

oh and tinned tomatoes

what the fuck, let's go for broke with this recipie of digestive disaster :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Sounds like a new form of laxative
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:57, archived)
# well, it's kinda the idea
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Please supply a vegetarian option.
Such as spinach soup or stewed mud.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:52, archived)
# these options option the vegetarian's option
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Cabbage could work
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:02, archived)
# only in a perfect world...
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Hahaha!!
Have a MacOS X related Pea:


(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:40, archived)
# i disturb myself sometimes

Hershey Wrapper!
You're not good enough to wrap crackers in!
That's because you're only cellophane!

Darwin says it's survival of the fittest
Prove that you're up here with us
Go out and beat down a random caper
Prove that you're not cellophane!

If you should happen to freak out and kill us
We will not seek justitia-religious
We'll just see that the fallen wasn't with us
And see that you're not Cellophane!

Grab some brew and stand up with us
Raise your glass to those here with us
Drink it down, look around you and say:
Prove that you're not cellophane!

Those who die dissapear
those that thrive always are near
Just to push you down and say
I'll prove that I'm not cellophane!

When they dare to venture near
Just prove that you have no fear
Rise up, refuse to give up, live only to throw them down and say:
If you only had had your way, I'd be dead and not here to say
That I've proven that I'm not cellophane!

Kill them all!
Refuse to fall!
Rise up and be here to say
I live because I'm not cellophane!
(Mynd, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:46, archived)
# HAHAHAH
What the fuck have you taken!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Child disprin!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:55, archived)
# soluble children!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Hershey's Milk Duds
where the only non available in britain sweets I had that didn' make my taste buds want to kill me.


reeses peanut butter cups are the tool of the devil.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Herschey's chocolate, on the other hand, is fucking rank.
Vile, vile stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:48, archived)
# it was the caramel that saved it.
If any one ever offers you a big turk.. run for the hills.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:50, archived)
# I'd giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:51, archived)
# it's like basalt injected with sugar and painted weakly brown
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:57, archived)
# I'm cellophane
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:48, archived)
# LOL WHAT
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:49, archived)
# is this a picture of steam train rape in the old west
?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:56, archived)
# *!*
ROTFLMAOWTFOMGBBQ!
(Mynd, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Yummy
(GoldfishWrangler a.k.a Sinbad Agincourt, Turkish Pornstar, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Ohhhhhhh no.
It'd be strangely fitting to be naziish now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Well...
I have another, but it's much more abusive
(GoldfishWrangler a.k.a Sinbad Agincourt, Turkish Pornstar, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Aaaand I'm off to bed

night night the board
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)
# night night bredren.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:46, archived)
# G'night Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:47, archived)
# au revoir
thankies for ze band tips.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:49, archived)
# I'll have a slice of Poland with that please!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:44, archived)
# These knives you are using to cut it are too lengthy. We're in for a long night.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)
# a KristallNacht?
All followed by The Longest Day
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:47, archived)
# And...
We'll still be cutting off a slice into the new year.
(GoldfishWrangler a.k.a Sinbad Agincourt, Turkish Pornstar, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:47, archived)
# aww, see if you try hard enough, adolf hitler does get his cake
no hitler cake for you, hitler

edit: oh I should scroll down shouldn't I?

well, I won't HAAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:49, archived)
# I don't know what the second line says
but I worked out it should say "119th" given the year of his birth.

or "119ten" in the original german. (hundert neunzehten)

Or Hyaku jyu kyu sai desu. I'm still studying japanese and I need to practise where I can. Or where I can't.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:46, archived)
# I get it...
You're from the Imperial Army, you attacked Pearl Harbour.
(GoldfishWrangler a.k.a Sinbad Agincourt, Turkish Pornstar, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Wii Heil!

Click for bigger (162KB)

Look at what I got for christmas!
(KatanaFoxx Sharp as a razor, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:25, archived)
# I demand you make me a cake that says
'Happy 9th Birthday, White Awesome Ranger Darkie Killing Machine Hickbiscuit. '
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Hmm...
Fruit cake?
(GoldfishWrangler a.k.a Sinbad Agincourt, Turkish Pornstar, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Nazi cake.
It'd have to be nice white sponge inside.

I am making a vaguellyish topical reference, I'm not just being a bit lolbigotry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Mmmm... with that special Zyklon B sauce
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Shall I go and find the news story?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Why not?
Go on then.

EDIT: *remembers* Yes this about some bloke that called his son Adolf Hitler and wanted his local pattisserie to make a cake with his name on it.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# There we go.
I'd only got as far as googling 'nazi cake' optimistically.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Didn't he call his other son something like "Aryan Nation"?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:38, archived)
# His daughter, I think.
Those crazy Nazis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:40, archived)
# His next daughter's name could be
Alison Auschwitz Eva Braun...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:41, archived)
# ... von achtung ya ya ya fatherland gott in himmel eisenwurtz ju-hater XII
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:43, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:44, archived)
# i know a californian girl called "arianne"
because her mum was a big fan of led zepplin. so she named her daughter the same as the girl that all my love is about.

you know

"my proud aryan"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:42, archived)
# nazi cake would be a wonderful band/album name
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:41, archived)
# i'm pretty certain tsstttttrrrtrssstssrr would listen to them.
can be anything weirder than that "tangerine shopping bus" or whatever it was called
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Orange Goblin?
Could be anything. Bless him, he's very eclectic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:47, archived)
# ahahhah
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:28, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
I saw this and laughed hard
*goes to do this on Wii
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:29, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# You got a Balance board!
They're as hard to find as Unobtainium these days.

Have a pea:


(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:50, archived)
# wine. women and song, but for the 30th century


Also


Here of t'other:
521k of JAZ
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Toooooooool.
I think. Er.

*checks with oracle*

Schism, he says. Toooooooool.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)
# i know the pie-ces, fit
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Oh no, I can't do lyrics.
Only perfect circle, and even then not all of them. I'm too flighty to be properly into tool, it requires concentration and by that point I've usually flitted back to Type O or ISIS or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Cooommunnicaatiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiooooooooooooonnnnnnn
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:22, archived)
# LOOK I'M ALREADY MARRYING ONE ALRIGHT
you can shut up about bloody Nasum as well, if you were about to start.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:24, archived)
# you've lost me
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:26, archived)
# I'm skating that line.
I don't know. They're a band. He likes them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:27, archived)
# i dont know what the fuck you're on about
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# soz
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# you'd love godspeed you black emperor! then
hello you :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:24, archived)
# I've liked stuff I've heard
but sometimes I think no.

Hmm.

Wotcher. Canada good?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:25, archived)
# yessum
although 5 months shorter than it should of been.. as the swines part sold the place I was meant to be working and the new owner brought in staff.. so no job.. but it was all in all rather smarvelous.

mountains are ace.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# They are ace.
I like it when they're near large bodies of water. That's nice.

I'm glad you had a good time, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# as am I
it would of been a large ammount of money to spend on something that was shit.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I love them.
The fact that their songs go on for decades is only a sweetener to the deal.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:28, archived)
# what I have heard I do like
motherfucker=redeemer both partsd are epicly wonderful..

as is dead flag blues.. I think that's it.. "the streets are all covered in a thousand lonely suicides" "I opened up my wallet and it's filled with blood".. that one... mostly for the really happy sounding ending :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# You'd love Do Make Say Think then
or even Fly Pan Am
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_Make_Say_Think
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I shall be in with the checking of them out..
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)
# *BOOKMARKRD*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:40, archived)
# They've got a great one featuring Blaze Bailey that used to be in Iron Maiden.
Not singing, just quoting him. 'BBF3' I think it is. It sounds weird and scary and he's going on about a parking ticket or something. But in a really scary way. Sounds shit on paper but is fucking ace.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:41, archived)
# the one where he recites a poem?
this one I know as well.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Yeah, he's been in court paying a parking ticket then the interviewer asks him to read out his poem.
He gets well into it. Like a fruit loop would.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:47, archived)
# I can't see how the one makes one love the other
as I think they are quite different from each other

Both good, but quite different.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# I do hope that by Type O you mean Slow Deep and Hard
or The Origin of the Feces or even Bloody Kisses

Almost everything after that is pure 'meh'
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# more if you get lost in the 7 minute tool songs
the 24 min godspeed songs are going to be a bit of a test.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Old Type O has some long songs too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:36, archived)
# My band's songs average out at about quarter of an hour
more live, if we want to fuck about, so I should be okidoki.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:36, archived)
# I was at a Mars Volta gig this year
They stretched one song for 40 minutes. Concert lasted three hours :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Bollocks to that, I'd need the loo after the first hour.
I've been very spoiled by playing on full bills, so shorter sets. It is quite nice to play two songs and fuck off though. 40 minutes, sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Call me a girl, but I love October Rust.
I do mean the earlier albums though. They had a right go at the UK in the last of their albums that I bought, though, so I've fallen out with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Oh yeah, forgot about October Rust
That one was still pretty decent. I like Wolf Moon, and Red Water, for instance.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Whenever people accuse me of being a bit of a weirdo I just watch a Tool video and suddenly I don't really think I am.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I have been given things by Cam De Leon
and he wrote on my box.

Yes. I love that that statement is technically true.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:24, archived)
# 'Things'?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# His name.
It contained a sculpture thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# i've listened to her and paul bettany mating on the other side of a hotel room wall
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)
# whaaaaaat?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:20, archived)
# true story
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:22, archived)
# wow
she is hot
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:23, archived)
# wma?
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:22, archived)
# She's got too many edges now.
I was upset by this, as she stirred some of my first flutterings when she was in Labyrinth, she did.

He's got an odd face too. I keep thinking he's that other chap with the odder face. Tea Time. You know.

Fucking hell, I'm only 24.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:23, archived)
# ah yes you mean Danny. i can see why.
my first flutterings were natalie portman in leon and johnny rhys meyrs in gormenghast.


*chews lip*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Meyers. He's one I have to be in the mood for.
Portman I'd have to feed. If only so I didn't feel like one of the Fantasia hippos.

First women were Jennifer Connolly, She-Ra, April O'Neal (but only on occasion) and that mad one out of Shakespeare's Sisters.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:29, archived)
# oh not to forget brian molko and ra from stargate
then i decided i wasn't gay, and that was that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Brian Molko angers me, but then you know this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# just as angie does.
i just take the to mean you're a maladjusted headcase huggable biscuit witch.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Proud of it, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:41, archived)
# *high five for being awesome*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Damn straight.
You must stop being in these adverts. Flying about like a big flying thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:46, archived)
# adverts, eh?
what what what?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:49, archived)
# I know not *really*, but he just reminds me of you.
backseatcuddler.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/twilight-movie-poster.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:51, archived)
# i'd make a kick arse vampire
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:55, archived)
# A less emo one than this one, I'd wager.
Because you'd have me to dress you. Obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:57, archived)
# and feed me too
aye, i'd be a vampire as played by johnny deppe (why has he not been a vamp yet, eh?) i'd be a rock and roll blood sucker. ODing on heroin, surrounded by undead groupies
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:00, archived)
# I've got enough vintage 70s attire to sink a small usually floating thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:05, archived)
# harlequin babies?
I would say don't search for it but that would implant the command to search for it.. so I'm just going to leave it as a flat statement that makes it seem entirely innoccuous
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:23, archived)
# i did it
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# woo
very dark
I shall off to bed now see ya in the spiring
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:28, archived)
# ta ta
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# Is that Tool?

/edit: yep

I love the bass off Schism. It's awesome when they play it live.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:27, archived)
# yes
and yes

lateralus in a masterpiece
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I think I'm one of the few to think of 10,000 Days as a true masterpiece
But they all are, since Aenema at least.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:41, archived)
# iT IS
BUTT eye prefer Lateralus
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Undertow is still pretty good, I think.
They're all amazing, though, as far as I'm concerned. I know a good few people that regard 10,000 Days as being comparatively shit. I don't understand them.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)
# That's what I mean.

Undertow is pretty amazing, but no masterpiece. Sorry about that ;)
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