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# I thought that given the current political issues in the Gaza Strip it would be useful to offer this simple primer...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)
# so what you're saying is the current conflicts can be avoided
through careful use of a side salad and maybe some pitta bread?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Hummus
Heaps of hummus certainly do help in tricky policital situations.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Unfortunatelythere is a shortage of them in Gaza
Due to the Israeli blockade
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:52, archived)
# There's very rarely any rasin
for currant conflicts anyhow.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# What if the Sultana Brunei says so?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Gah, you're (g)raping my brainium with these currant puns...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Note the date!
The day the Profs head broke!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:57, archived)
# We don't want to create hostility with the Talibasalata.
They might declare Balsamic Jihad.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Yo Toasty!
HNY and all that... remember me? :D
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:55, archived)
# helloes!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Yo!
*snogs*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:21, archived)
# hamas
have strawberry nets on bean poles
icmfp
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Is that so they can grow Ham Bushes?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:57, archived)
# perhaps so they dont have to use insectaside bombers
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Heh
Always getting those two mixed up, thank god for this handy guide
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Where does Richard Hammond fit into all this?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:51, archived)
# He makes Hammond Eggs
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:57, archived)
# hehe excuse for a pea


Hummus - the vegetarian wing of a Palestinian Political Movement
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Peas
And not a chickpea to be seen.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# hmmm...
Give peas a chance :)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Honeycomb middle SPANG!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
# I bought this malteser yesterday and it's did.
woo.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:35, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:36, archived)
# hahaha
More Ts 4can
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)
# nicely pootled
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)
# There's always trouble on Gazza's Trips!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Is this a metaphor for the current Middle East crisis?
The Gorilla Suit represents the West's attitude towards Palestine, the man/woman in the suit is Israel, and the bench is obviously something to do with Egypt. Maybe.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
# It's all the British fault
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Britain (the Empire) is represented by the daylight in the background
The sun never set on the Empire in its prime...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)
# GazzaS trips - Gaza Strip
No connection whatsoever, pure coincidental
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)
# they are both trouble hot spots
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:46, archived)
# It must be some thing to do with having a Z in the middle of a name, that means that you are bound for trouble
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Jeffrey really was an indecisive pain in the arse...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)
# that expression is priceless
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
# You could say...
he's bamboosled!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)
# oh honestly
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bamboozle
channel 4 teletext thingy I used to play it every week.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:51, archived)
# With Bamber Boozler?
Haha, so did I. If you were quick you could avoid going back to the start by seeing which page was loading after you'd put your answer in :)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# I had a back button
edit : well i had a soemthing i remeber being pretty drunk while playing
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:56, archived)
# *jealouses*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)
# bamboo and chips!
woo
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Go ahead Jeffery . . . take one of each . . .
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Oh noes!!! It's a rattle goose....

(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
*unleashes the black swan cobra*

(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:24, archived)
# That's superb!
:D
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Cheers
Right, I'm orf. See you tomorrow :)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Good God...
...give it some bread...sharpish! :D ACE!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Cheers Ninj!
Is it just me, or does it look like it speaks with a lisp...?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:26, archived)
# No...
it'sth not you thir!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:29, archived)
# awesome 'shop!
and with that, I'm off to brave the trains... byyyeeeee!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:26, archived)
# LEG IT!!!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)
# brilliant
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Gooth thnake ith about to thtrike !
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:38, archived)
# FUUUCK!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Aaaaaarghfhfdgb!
This shall stalk my nightmares...
Woo!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Aargh, look out! I hear even ordinary geese can be quite unpleasant...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Evil has spawned...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)
# tee hee
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Hahaha
Vin Weasel is most amused :)

(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Gee, critter, you got a reeal purdy mouth ...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Heh heh heh


yet another pearoast from the gorgeous
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)
# \o/
very nicely done.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Ta Prof!
:D
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
I'd actually be tempted to watch that.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Get the book instead...
...or have you reddit?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Christ, no.
Anything that involves the word 'necromongers' used in a serious way would leave me rolling in the proverbial aisle, and I haven't even got one.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)
# necromonger?
an undead downs syndrome victim?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Fishmonger - a mermaid with downs?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Ironmonger - ouch
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Hahaha, naughty.
Right I'm off, night fellas xxx
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# night sexypance
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# :D niiiight
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Nighty night
I'm off to America! yayz!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# What, now?!
Fucking hell, you could have come on and told me sooooooooner.

Have a good time *hug* don't get shot.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# thankee i'll try
new york new york kids!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# ace
this frog kicks ass
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# hahaha
ace :D
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
# GAH
*clicks*

*goes to hospital with RSI*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# \o/
Fantastic :D

*steals for profile*

I was just about to ask what all this horsecock nonsense was all about.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Aaargh *clicks*
It's kind of gone out of control...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Top stuff Ninj!
:D
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Ta Moley
:D
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Who appeared in that?
I frogot the actor's name...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Hahahahahhaha! outstanding!
apparently they are remaking "Butcher's Bay" with a lot of extra stuff in it too....
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just slip this in here for compo...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
classic!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:26, archived)
# ha! nicely!~
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:29, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Ahahaha!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Hi

(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)
# DOCTOR HOOOO IS A RACIST
horsecock
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)
# GAH
*clicks*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# *clicK*
grrrrr
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# *clicks *
:S
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Needs more squirrel tits
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)
# *shakes*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)
# There's still a drop hanging.....oh there you go, you got it.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Blimey!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Eeeeek!

(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Arf
Unexpected Leylandii horse!
That stuff can get so dense an elephant could be hidden in there too!
/endhint
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:01, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR SURPRISE HEDGE HORSE
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)
# brilliantly animated
you are a genius
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Marvellous!
Remind me never to grow a hedge next t a Horse Chestnut....*clicks*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)
# horses
I love those horses
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# If only there were a website where you could express your love...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Nag . . . nag . . . nag . . .
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Completely out of date and Shirley Bindun joke time!
I was recently asked to do this for the Exeter University satirical student newsletter.

Photobucket

Thought i'd share.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Ace!
In other news, god himself personally told me to do this:

(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# GAH
*clicks*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)
# gah
*clicks and changes sig*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I like this
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)
# *clucks*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:59, archived)
# This is very nicely done :D
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)
# why thanks capt :-)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Grand work
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)
# hahaha. slightly related pea
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:59, archived)
# hehehehehe, top stuff :D
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Its true laughter is the best medicine
I am beginning to recover!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)
# i've been playing with the lego creator thing, what do we think?

(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)
# HORSECOCK
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# top banana
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I think it's meant to be a car
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# no, it's a HORSECOCK
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# *clicks*
Wait? What? How?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)
# GAH
*clicks*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)
# oh
well spotted... I feel a bit daft now
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Ahhh ...
But do the doors work?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# course not :)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Then I shall click it.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Not since Jim Morrison died
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)
# fuckin yes
*clicks*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Like it
I downloaded the lego creator, planning to make something for the b/f's birthday. But I've neither the free time or the patience to be fucking about with it.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)
# i did spend a whole day making this, when i should have been learning new software
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)
# So what happens now then - do they send you the pieces you need?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# yep, i'm thinking about offering the kit on my site, but it'll cost 20 quid to get the parts
can't see anyone paying any more than that. still might do it for laughs.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Lego is really expensive!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)
# yep, the whole country runs off the profits of lego
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)
# ha ha ha - yeah
it's a programme where you make a 3D model of something out of 3D lego online in real time live over the internet and then they assemble it for you and post it to you.

Web 3.0 -- even more pointless than the last two

:D
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)
# try:
www.brickgun.com

it's what all the cool kids wanted for christmas
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)
# ACE!
I am happy today, as today is the first part of not having anything to do with my ex, forever :D
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# And that is a lovely patio you've just built
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)
# pfft
shame about the big hump in the middle, about 6 ft long, 3 ft wide
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)
# WTF!
Did Earl Otterby used to date Giant Haystacks?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)
# *vocal office based expressions of mirth*
you git - I only just managed to turn that into a cough... not my cow orkers think I have the plague.

:)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# That can only be a good thing
They will give you a wide berth and you will be free to play on B3ta without pesky office loiterers.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)
# pffft, that would have been easier
Got the first part of my money from the house we owned :)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Aah I see
Once you untagle yourself financially there is no more need for any contact.
*taps nose*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# got some coming in a few months time and then just signing a bit of paper to take my name of the deeds
and then I will have nothing to do with her again, YAY :D
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I just pop this pea here before I forget?
Cheers!!!















(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Yeeeee Haaaah!
Now do the 'Red Tomato'
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Blimey
Lego online shirley has to be the first sign of the apocolypse apocy end of the world.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Bit on the large side for minifigs, isn't it?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Those heartless bastards
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Ho ho!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)
# ho
now I have a machine gun
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)
# A mystical machine gun?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)
# yes
it disappoints old women
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Pffftaaaaahahahahahahaha!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)
# ha ha ha
... flippin recession
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)
# oof!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)
# hehe!
one if my mates is a manager in m&s, do you happen to have linkage? (I am assuming this pertains to some sort of Britischer news story, I may be wrong)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)
# M&S cutting 1000 jobs
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# cheers
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Ha ha, very good!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)
# NSFW!


;)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# oh yes :)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# oh that is class
*insta-clicks*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:07, archived)
# That is surprisingly like
the real thing.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:40, archived)
# the bastards turned me down for a job at 16
and I never shopped there again.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:40, archived)
# egg?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# The Egg Channel! hahaha
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)
# eggcellent!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)
# huh!
That's RUBBISH!

I'm not shelling out to watch that!


(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# I hear they've got some cracking programmes
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Albumen Behaving Badly is my favourite
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Coronation Chicken Street
(tenous)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Eggerdale
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Home and Egg
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Magnets
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Monarch of the Hen
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# George Lazenby's EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Police! Camera! Eggs!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)
# The Eggy Maze
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Easthenders
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Hoho!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I deny this absolutely
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)
# One foot in the Egg
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)
# The Egg Life
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Only Eggs & Horsecock
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# *click*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)
# *click*
dammit
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# GAH
*clicks*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I can't watch that channel, it's scrambled
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)
# see initial point of joke....
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)
# ah yes, the picture
my pun sense overwhelmed me and I headed directly for the thread.

Also, woo.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)
# ah, you are forgiven
there is nothing like a pun thread
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Some pretty decent films too
Like "One Flew Ovum the Cuckoo's Nest"
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Omelette - Prince of Denmark


(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Prince of Henmark surely?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# They poached the best from other channels

(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)
# You must be yolking!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)
# NOOO STOP THIS
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)
# I'm with dixon.
All-bu-men can shush. The ladies too.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)
# :D
ha ha ha...

I want an egg channel now :(
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# and you shall have one
*gives*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)
# thanks - but you don't seem to understand
I actually really want a real and actually channel dedicated to eggs.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# yeah! and he just gave you one, you bloody INGRATE!
you bloody INGRATE!COCK OFF AND DONATE YOU LOSER!


(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)
# and to you too sir
with great big knobs and whistles on
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Whatever did happen to new icon day?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)
#
Ooof
Oeuf
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)
# *Not real leather*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Is that....
...A jacket made of black poo? O_O
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# You are.
Come here and I'll make a lampshade to prove my point.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Nazi!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Only in the wardrobe sense.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)
# I think meat should be sold to vegetarians as
"Tofu Substitute"
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Bush finally gets his man
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Oh. My. God!
That is disgusting! (not the post that lully).
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Presidential Medal of Freedom?
Is he giving him a nice new red collar to wear it on, too?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)
# No pin on the medal as he'd do himself damage.
*afixes pin*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)
# "Dear Tony - thanks for making me look credible"
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)
# A Combat-Shy Officer and a Puppet?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Pair of cunts
grr
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)
# As I said on /links, given that Tony is getting to design the medal
I assume it'll be the image of GWB's sweaty face at the moment of climax.

Just a little memento, like.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# hey guys - do you think if we give each other medals
it'll hide the fact that we're war criminals?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Im British... I know how to queue
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Billion points for spelling queue right.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# que?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# *smacks over the head*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# too harsh
*rubs the back of his head and grumbles*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)
# I was being Mr Fawlty.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)
# I was being
thick
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Ahhhh, I've been being thick all day.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Mmmm ... Polly ...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Guess what the German word for Snooker cue is.
Go on.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Das Ballenhittenschtick?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Oh silly, silly Barbarossa.
by the way, the German name for "cue" as in "theatrical cue" is:

Achtungssignal

hahahhahaa :D
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Holzschlänge.
I am unsure about that umlaut.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Nope
It's Queue.

Seriously.

Edit: You're probably trying to say "Holzstange" - which is "wooden pole". Although I like your "Wooden snäke" :D
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Haha
Those Wahnsinnig Deutschen!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)
# I kind of expected that
tell them I like mine better.

No, I meant snake.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Or an Eastern European made of oak.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)
# BBC denies trying to appeal to younger audience


Still, it should be easier for him to phone home now.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Haha
Horsecock!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# GAH
*clicks*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Lilly bloody Allen.
I don't mind her music, but.... no.


OH MY GOD I NEED B3TA HELP

I forgot- last night I was trying to remember the name of the potato guy off the telly that people accuse Clan Soul of looking like. Hayulp.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Mr Potato Head?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)
# :-(
That's what google said too.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Mr Chips.
Having a wank.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Rocky?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Love you.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)
# \o/ WIN \o/
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)
# In 4 years, I've wrapped my legs around two blokes.
You're one.

:D

(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)
# \o/ \o/ DOUBLE WIN \o/ \o/
;D
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# I'm glad you're pleased!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# hahaha
I'm the world's worse queuer! If it's too long and they won't put any more staff in I'll just put the basket on the floor and walk you. I figure it it happens often enough and other people did this it's cost more in staffing cost to put everything back than it would to have the extra member of staff there when it was needed.
PEOPLE OF THE INTERNETS! REVOLT!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# I ask to see the Manager and hand the basket to him.
Love the look on their faces.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# My local Summerfield are cheating useles bastards set up to rip off tourists.
They hate me there. I always find it amusing though the 'Employee of the Month' who seems to have been now of about three months doesn't appear to work there, I've never seen him in the last 5 years of being here.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)
# I like this idea
but the wife would go mental
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)
# That just adds to the effect
There's no point doing it if no-one notices!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Is she a basket case?
It works a dream. I think if it were common practice there'd be less queuing.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Ilove adblock best of all the fuckfox add-ons

(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Radar?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Hahaha
It wouldn't actually be that hard to make a smash alien BBQ!

Get the right BBQ and you'd only beed to spray the colour and do the eyes.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Arf!
I luv Smash me. Perfect 'Beer Munchie Fodder' :D
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)
# *pulls a face*
It's like a salty cloud.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)
# pfft
your similes are amuse me
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)
# :D thank you
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Ah, but bung in a couple of heggs and some chilli powder
Then fry as potatotato fritters.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# I might be sick now.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Oh good grief.
Here, have a home-made mini-toad-in-the-hole. Half a big chunky pan-fried pork sauage in each pud.
*gives*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Phwoar, that's much better.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# They all look so
matey.

woo
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)
# hehehe! I actually find that really disturbing....
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Must...get...hummus...back......
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Hahahaha
You loon.

Horsecock!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)
# *Clicks*...
...shit!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Horsecock...
...oh heck...*clicks*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# GAH
*clicks*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Polypoly Shirley?
/doesn't unnerstand cleverniss
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Mono as in chromatic, I think.
That's what I took it to mean anyway.

Oh, you did too. Ignore me, I've got neuralgia.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)
# haha
blimey!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Oh bloody hell!!!!
:D
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)
# If you had any more Humus
it'd be firing rockets.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Why bless you...
...;-)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)
#

(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# this is beautiful
:D
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# OMG MAGIC CARPET SHITTING MING ON A SWING
He's gleeing
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)
# superb
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)
# hahaha
fantastic! :D
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# He's deliberately dashing his balls on that rock?
Psychotic bastard!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Mingtastic
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# hahahahah :D
anyone see the new Flash Gordon series? It's soooo crap....
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)
# I forced myself to watch 2 or 3 episodes
but it just wasn't worth it. Sky+ got the big delete.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:07, archived)
# hahahahaha!~
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)
# sorry, but that's the stand and deliver outfit
prince charming was the black jacket with silver trousers ;P
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# hahaha
fine work
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)
# lully xD
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I like this...
I liked it so much I thought Id try and do something similar, but could only come up with Mong on a Dong.

And Im not sure thats appropriate.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 8:28, archived)
# Whenever I say the word "horsecock" you will click "I like this"



...and you're back in the room!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)
# *waits*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)
# HORSECOCK!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)
# GAH
*clicks*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)
# *clicks*
wonders why.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)
# *click* I like fish
Sorry hypnotic dyslexia.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Close enough
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Yays
I hear the Magic Roundabout music!

dooo dodo dodo do dodo do do...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)
# all the leaves are brown and the sky is grey, California dreaming, on such a winters daaaay.
I don't know why but gazing on this made that song play in my head...

god knows what fevered bit of synasthesia occured to trigger that connection...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)
# fantastic!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# wooooo.... It's making me quite dizzy too :S
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)
# click'd
nice portmerion, its hypnoticly hungrifying.






-runs to play with cutters-
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Blimey .. Rags Mahone and recession - both back in fashion !
Thanks to my old friends for all their get well messages




Click for bigger (217KB)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)
# great minds etc
Nice one Mr Ghost
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Not really
I beat you by 3 months:P
You've been copying me man, copying!
*outrages*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Hahaha
excellent!

HORSECOCK!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)
# GAH
*clicks*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)
# I love it when people play along :)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)
# I bet you do, you cheekie sewensew :D
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# You should really see this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVHgMsQAVm8

as a side note I don't condone the end message
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:05, archived)

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