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# spammer deleted
spam deleted
(aaaMoomianny215, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)
# You seem to have misunderstood...
...the reaction to your last post.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)
# erm..MODS?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)
# are busy it seems
if only i was a mod on here
he would be bummed into submission
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:01, archived)
# This is just getting ridiculous
/ac, sadly
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)
# I think we should make an event out of these
Like, every spambot thread is authorised repost thread, where people repost stuff from earlier in the day or whatever.

I dunno, any ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)
# i vote in favour
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)
# I second that emotion
*sways with genuine love for this idea*
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:26, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)
# FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
THIS FUCKING SPAM HAPPENING ALL THE FUCKING TIME IS FUCKING ME OFF

*breath*

i need a brew
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Look, you fecking spammers
I don't want glasses or Chav shirts, no Viagra, no Pr0n just...

SHOES

Give me shoes or GTFO.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Sure I can't tempt you with some PHENTERMINE?
99% cod free!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)
# OOh
Yes please
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:41, archived)
# SEND IT GO!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Did you unload your goodies?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Yes
It was very spooky. The broken fork lift came alive and the goods were offloaded.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)
# So you mean....
The men who were drinking,and not fixing the forklift, had actually fixed it before drinking any beer?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:41, archived)
# It would seem so
but I didn't give them the pleasure of my swift kicks and just pretended the whole thing didn't happen.
Yes they wound me up good and proper but got no pleasure out of my reaction cos there wasn't one.
MEN! HUH!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:53, archived)
# hahaha
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:22, archived)
# I don't often get a chance to reply to shit like this
So I'd just like to say cunt, cock, arse wipe, badgers, hope you get cancer, lacist and control rods from orbit up your sphincter.

Thank you and goodnight!
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:41, archived)
# A new character, Not 100% happy with it.



Click for bigger (322 kb)
(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Spank him then!
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:08, archived)
# he's already pissed his pants, give him a break
also, much woo.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Well smack him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:13, archived)
# that reminds of of Metal Gear Solid
nice drawing
(munzor in the jungle, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:10, archived)
# ...
Metal gear is a HUGE inspiration to me.
(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Your style reminds me of the bloke
on Time Team who draws what he thinks ancient Brits might've looked like - Victor Ambrus.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:11, archived)
# that is ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Very nice.
I've been enjoying your recent posts a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:16, archived)
# ...
Thank you very much.
(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:21, archived)
# He looks like he is looking for something else too . . .
I . . . on the other hand . . . am happy with . . . it !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:16, archived)
# "I fuckin LOVE this song!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:29, archived)
# I am
this is woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:19, archived)
# lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Woo, sir!
The tilted back head has always eluded me, personally, really nice emotion too!

Your lady in a red dress inspired me to have a go at my own, \/ down there somewhere \/
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)
# ....
Tilted head eluding you, how you mean?
(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:43, archived)
# I can't draw it
It always looks like some kind of horrible accident has just transpired.
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:58, archived)
# ....
Same here, for ages i found it impossible. So I just googled image "man looking up" and then used the results as a visual reference for this piece.
(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:01, archived)
# It's so crazy
It might just work!
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:11, archived)
# spammer deleted
spam deleted
(aaawivippinope215, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:06, archived)
# fantastic
Would you accept a button as payment?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:06, archived)
# They only accept drawings of spiders.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)
# And they're only worth
5 legs, at best...
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)
# *opens bunker*
*brews tea*
"Jaffa cake, anyone?"
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Ooo I could murder a hobnob.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:08, archived)
# *checks cupboard*
Hmmmmmmmm...

Malted Milk
Bourbon
Custard Creams
Triple Choc Chocolate
Jaffa Cakes

...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Got any Garibaldis?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:13, archived)
# No
The doctor gave some cream to get rid of them
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:14, archived)
# How about a rancid cock then?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Nah, you want rancid cock creams!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Naaa
Had a large packet this morning:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Oh... OK!
Just keep it away from the hens
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)
# OK
But the chicks love it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:24, archived)
# time for this then
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:21, archived)
# I've got a muffin!
No-one's having it though.
KEEP AWAY FROM MY MUFFIN!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:09, archived)
# feel free to keep the muffin
i have garlic bread
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)
# I've eaten it now.
I had garlic bread earlier!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:16, archived)
# i want more food tonight
barely eaten since 10am
may have to go get a kebab later
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Kebab!?
Get something nutritous down ya neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:21, archived)
# it's either a kebab or a burger
freezer is empty until tomorrow (bar the kids food)
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)
# ooh
jaffa cakes and tea Yummy
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:07, archived)
# poofs
poofs

poofs

poofs

boffs?
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:08, archived)
# What ho!
Genuine ROFLs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:09, archived)
# hahahahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:09, archived)
# hahaha
good old old tv
(munzor in the jungle, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:11, archived)
# ha ha
God I remember that...
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:12, archived)
# tee shirts still available in all sizes

www.cafepress.com/gstq
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:17, archived)
# I've got one of those.
*proud*
Look!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:18, archived)
# still just you, me and fresh water mole
very exclusive, must say mine's still looking good, washing up just dandy.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:19, archived)
# So's mine!
I wore it yesterday!
Top quality t-shirts!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:22, archived)
# ashally wearing mine now. fact
didn't even realise i had it on it's so comfortable and easy to care for
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Shirley...
...you mean EDITION?
(IHaveTheRightToArmBears, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:24, archived)
# bloody hell, all this time and i never noticed that, nor did anyone else


it was deliliberate, honest
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Lovely boy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)
# One more...
...The plural of tee is tees.
(IHaveTheRightToArmBears, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 3:26, archived)
# The dog coat
is amazing..!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)
# haha! I just seen the thong!!
Windsor and Don on yer cunt!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)
# i know
i'm almost tempted.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Hehe
Sexy!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)
# poh-tay-toes
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:35, archived)
# do you mean animash thread?

(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:07, archived)
# I believe he does
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Good oh
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:16, archived)
# ALSO:
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Additionally...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:18, archived)
# splendid, splendid and thrice splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)
# hahaha!
fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Hahaha fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Oooh that's a bit special
lovely work.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:22, archived)
# thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)
# You waited over two months to post that??
and it's not even viagra or Narwhales.
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:10, archived)
# a cat on an inflatable chair...
fabric from the cut of fuck you in the cuntklamps you chin bargain shitflag

WITH A CHERRY CHOPSTICK
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:11, archived)
# AT LAST!
we've been waiting SOOOOO long
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:13, archived)
# no nike trainers
FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:13, archived)
# suddenly: bacon!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:14, archived)
# UNEXPECTED PIG BITS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)
# hehe
i remember this popping up on FN i knew i'd seen it here too but couldn't for the life of me remember it was you who did it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)
# heh.
I haven't been on there for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Hahahaha fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Oh FUCKING HELL

/leaves again
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Noooooo cooooome baaaaaccckk!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)
# In the wake of today's incident, the CAA impliment new anti-bird measures for all airliners
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Hahaha
EDIT: Sorry, had to.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Hahaha
Took me far too long to work that out
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:06, archived)
# is that a reflection of ...
(munzor in the jungle, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:14, archived)
# kettleman:)
This is my fave though.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Hahaha
Splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:29, archived)
# It gets better.
It was orginally used to a classified ad in New Zealand!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)
# that was odd...
b3ta only had 8 posts per page then...
ha ha this is great! woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:01, archived)
# A couple of times today
it's only shown be 2 threads. Refresh fixed it both times.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Big Old Cat Airliner !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:03, archived)
# hahahahaha!
*clicks i like this mostly because i do and it made me chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Hahaha! Ace, sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:21, archived)
[challenge entry] At last, I can pearoast
(Smokey the Weasel, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Noooo!
How will I buy the Charge-o-tron now?!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Here. Have this rusty washer.
o
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:48, archived)
# *retires*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Does this work with potatos?
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Smashing if it did:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)
# *snorts powder*
Awwwwwww yeeeeah. A brilliant and original idea, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Black button looks like Gollywog
You racist :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:46, archived)
# It looks like a black button.
Who's the racist?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:47, archived)
# who, moi?

cfb.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Velly Solly Mr Jeccy


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Glad to hear it...also teach yourself how to eat "proper" too
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Hahaha
What a lot of people don't know is there's a lot of manners with chopsticks and with out knowing they can be very rude.
One of the most offensive being stick you chopstick in a bowl of rice and leaving them there. It symbolises death as it looks like incense stick in an urn.

EDIT: Seeing as you asked another is waving or gesticulating with your chopsticks unless you're inviting someone to the table.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Arrest and lock up all racists
(Smokey the Weasel, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:51, archived)
# I like it
but I preferred the older model with the inclined straight six.
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)
# ahaha
what happens if those batterys run out?

what about a usb usb?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)
# then you need THESE!
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)
# *needs*
haha thats great
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)
# argh
I just thought of a USB pregnancy test.
Please ensure the pee is still damp when inserting the device ...
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:39, archived)
# they're real, they work!
ZOUNDS
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:42, archived)
# howzabout a cell phone charger that takes batteries to charge your cell phone batteries...
real...no idea if it works...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)
# I've got one of them
and a solar powered one.

Don't expect them to charge as well as the mains, but good at keeping a battery topped up.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Those are real, aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)
# it's stupid enough to be real
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Usb rechargeable batterys, doesn't seem that daft to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:53, archived)
#
www.usbcell.com/
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:05, archived)
# They are real, I have 4, they work great and they aren't that expensive,
great for digital cameras
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:17, archived)
# I know the person who invented the USBCELL
his dad used to drive us all to school
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
Most excellent Mr P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
*buys numptyseven*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
# That'll be, erm...
eleventy thousand trillion Zimbabwe Dollars.

Cash or card? or coins
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:28, archived)
# eleventy thousand trillion Zimbabwe Dollars.
Okay if I give you a button instead? You can keep the change.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:29, archived)
# BOTTON!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Sorry?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)
# SURRY?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)
# SURREY?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:36, archived)
# A whole button?
*fills wheelbarrow with thrumpty gazillion notes*
"Your change, sir. We're not allowed to accept such large tips."
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)
# You sure
I'll probably just burn it to save on my lekky bill.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Save it
until you can afford a savoury cockroach on a stick from your local supermarket.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Heheheh.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
# haha
genius
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
# *needs*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Conceptually magnificent !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:05, archived)
# A Night out with Eugene Tackleberry might lead to the Blue Oyster
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Hold on tight
It's a threadrush!
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:20, archived)
# What is Graham Norton doing in the middle there?
WooooOOOOOooooo

/siren woo blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Oh! I thought you were hapy to see Graham!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)
# So I was.
The guy owes me 12 dozen herring!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:28, archived)
# why was I expecting something like this?
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Crivins!
The guy on the left is a bit bitey!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)
[challenge entry] He who is found in warehouses making erection related euphemisms.



Click for bigger (282 kb)

Its more sadistic that useless I suppose...
(Eldoofus, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:18, archived)
# pfft
I don't fancy running out for a shit at his place.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:19, archived)
# AND PIES FOR A TOOTHBRUSH!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:20, archived)
# haha Mr McFadden Tomato Head.
Here's his bro...

(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)
# I feel that Preston has rather more facial expressions
and wider acting ability
(horrid, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# that's uncanny.
Ross does resemble an Aardman character.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Ho ho!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
# the exfoliating facial bar might just work
*tries*

oh god the pain
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)
[challenge entry] This'll give you wings.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:18, archived)
# I am sad.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:19, archived)
# I've said that for years.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)
# no-one ever listens
do they?
(horrid, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
# rarrrrhjj
braiiins
(thats meeee :D) edit: i was in costume for halloween but then shopped it a bit
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:16, archived)
# I saw a zebra strip once
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Did JJ draw it?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:20, archived)
# During?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)
# I don't know
a scintilla of a nanosecond?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Yeah me too
it was a bit disappointing ashally... when it all comes off they're basically just white horses.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# subtle tagging.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:18, archived)
# indeed
:D edit: i made it big because it is me
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:19, archived)
# You look pale
Did you have a cold when you took this photo?
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:18, archived)
# no i is deaded
rarrrhh
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Did you make this?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)
# indeed i did
thats my photo
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)
# of me
obviously
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)
#

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:16, archived)
# haha
Nice!
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:18, archived)
# MMmmmm brains
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:20, archived)
# same thing we do every night p...
oh, fucksticks
(horrid, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:20, archived)
# For me they did take over the world.
I was on a desserted island in the Philipines and for some bizarre reason hanging off a palmtree was a Pinky and the Brain beach towel!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Have a sketch

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Nice work.
Hair is always a bitch whenever I try and do portraits.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)
# I hate drawing hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Second only to feet.
You'll notice I hardly EVER draw feet if I don't have to.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:03, archived)
# ^this
I hate drawing feet. Hair I can just about do, though styles don't vary much.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:06, archived)
# but varying the hair style is the only way I can get my characters to look different
and yeah I find feet hard to draw as well
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:08, archived)
# I only draw cartoons. Amateurly. (see profile>games)
There are pretty much only 2 characters I can draw: man and woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)
# All you need to learn now is squirrels
and you're sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Presumably tits as well.
And I can't draw animals. Especially anything with a long nose. Like a horse. Which makes the fact that I need to draw a camel very hard to bear indeed.

Also, in my Bowie pic, the feet don't look *too* horrendous...
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:15, archived)
# I would have thought tits were covered in women.

YES I KNOW WHAT I SAID. THANKS!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:17, archived)
# I think that a lot too.
*drifts off*
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Like with everything characters will improve with practice.
At the moment I am working on getting my female characters to look less like men with breasts
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:17, archived)
# haha!
Focus on the face: Slenderer nose, add eyelashes, lips should be different, and facial shape is generally different as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Thanks
I'm going to try and go through pictures of random celebrities and my friends and draw their faces to try and get the hang of it more
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
# celebrity faces are often not the correct shape
(munzor in the jungle, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Copy photos
I do:
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Holy shit, that's great!
I can't draw realistic people for toffee, shit or any other item you may care to mention.

Also: your profile may be the greatest thing I've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)
# I prefer this:
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Edit: Sort of, the more I look at them the less I like them.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Can I kill you and steal your hands and talent?
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)
# You probably could.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)
# nice
the picture at the start of this thread is copied from a photo. I'll get there eventually.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Hair is a peice of piss
your all just big girls
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:14, archived)
# piece; you're
Hair is okay, I just can't think of enough differing styles. Short and long are about as creative as I can do. Curly is a fucking nightmare. That said, I need to practice more. I draw very rarely, and as such, it all looks like it was drawn by a 15 year old. But as I'm not KillerKitti, I don't post any of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:18, archived)
# How does Hair feel about drawing you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Myeh.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Well only draw Gail Porter then.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:14, archived)
# thanks
I know what you mean about the hair it can be rather hit an miss with me
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)
# haha
in other words "The hair is shit"
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)
# I didn't mean that!
Just saying he (or she) did a better job at it than I would have!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:06, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Ohh ohh, can I join in?
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Phwoar!
*Boing*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:02, archived)
# ooh nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Ta!
Yours is loverly, sir!
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:05, archived)
# I'll have a raspberry swirl please.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)
# that is ace :)
Jelly fish hat
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:06, archived)
# :D
/Draws.
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Hands free watch


This looked better in my head - useless shit anyway.
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:13, archived)
# yow!
nice...

needs more squirrel...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# ...
boing indeed.
ace, A very fresh style.
(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Nicely done sir.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:03, archived)
# thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Thanks.
Very nice is it too.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:03, archived)
# :)
glad people seem to like it
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Lovely stuff.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Ta
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:07, archived)
[challenge entry] She loves them!
(dingodrum Drums 'n that., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:51, archived)
# hahaha
real lols
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:52, archived)
# "Phwong" haha :)
So using that word.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Yesterpea:
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Wellies are nasty and fuck your feet up
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Now they can fuck your hands up too!
I spent ages trying to do a decent 'shop of those gloves. Shame it's all a bit shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)
# My hands are fucked up enough as they are
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:00, archived)
# How so?
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:05, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Doctor said it isn't bad enough yet for them to do any thing
Waking up and having numb hands or tingling in them at points of the day or pain in the fingers, is not bad enough, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)
# That sucks. Sorry, fella.
Hope they can do something soon, but without you having to suffer any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:12, archived)
# This made me lol
And so I clicked I Like This. Just fyi.
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)
# thanks
(dingodrum Drums 'n that., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)
# i wish i had mittens
TJ : Should i spend £100 on a waterproof cycling jacket?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:56, archived)
# No, carrier bags do the job for you
Either that or buy a skiing jacket and go skiing instead, its alot more fun
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:57, archived)
# i have a skiing jacket...
i want a waterproof not a snow proof! (gets far too hot for cycling!)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Will it make you happy? If so, go for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:58, archived)
# It will make me dry
good "life motto" normally i ask myself "do i need this?" the answer is always no i think the 2nd question will be "will it make me happy?"
Thank you for your enlightened knowledge :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:46, archived)
# I'd say yes if you do a lot of cycling and are going to get a lot of use out of it
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:58, archived)
# I used to cycle alot until something went crunch
and i could just about walk - fast forward about 2 years i started to start cycling again and my leg bent the wrong way walking up the stairs at work - feeling better now (touch wood *taps head*) - where did that phrase originate?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Do you have the £100 pounds?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:59, archived)
# This is an important point.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)
# If you don't have the £100, don't buy it
Only spend what you can afford to spend
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:03, archived)
# I have £100 :D
(just about)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Fuck no.
Get a waterproof poncho from any respecting theme park, roughly £5.

Hopefully it will have a massive tiger on the back accompanied by 'Busch Gardens' text.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:06, archived)
# far too sweaty
plus i'd look too much like the tramp who lives on the roundabout...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:49, archived)
# NO!
Dip it in custard. Everyone knows dry custard is waterproof and an afrodisiac to the opposite sex.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:08, archived)
# hang on... how can i dip it in custard if i don't own it?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Craft one out of a marrow.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:14, archived)
# 5 ppl have voted no
3 have explained why... who are the lazy ass voters?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:02, archived)
# hehe
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:58, archived)
# LOLS
Piano + Sad mong = Happy Mong + Pwang Phwong

Applied Mong-Algebra, hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Molgebra!
(dingodrum Drums 'n that., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Mnnnnnphgebra surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Hahaha
fucking WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)
[challenge entry] What would be the point?
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
Needs more "1030 - have another wank".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:47, archived)
# you never plan these things
they just happen
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Well, I used not to.
But since The Incident - IN WHICH IT WAS PROVED IN A COURT OF LAW WAS NOT MY FAULT - I've had to be rather more careful.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:52, archived)
# I think we have all been there
in court i mean

for wanking
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)
# well maybe still a separate row with boxes to cross
wouldn't hurt, really
you can keep an eye on these important events then
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)
# I'd just draw dinosaurs all over it tbh
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:50, archived)
# I think what you meant to type there
Was Raptors... from the Barrens.

YES I KNOW, BECAUSE I PLAYED WOW.

And I don't care who knows it. Admitting I had a problem was part of the recovery process.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:34, archived)
# hahaha
Needs a flouncing bit on it and also "Pissing of the merkins"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)
# I actually would find that useful
I'm guildmaster of a guild of about 100 players.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Yes, I know :)
How are they getting on now, everyone happy?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:59, archived)
# ello
Yeah going pretty well. Trying to recruit some older members as we've got loads of kids.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:13, archived)
# *cough cough*
wow player here
*cough cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:16, archived)
# ....... Tries to stop self...
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:36, archived)
# what server you on?

(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:37, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:59, archived)
# *fills in*
*XP grinds to 80*


*honor grinds to full epics*


*dies a little inside*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)
# O HAI - i can has moider?


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Dial . . . M !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)
# See? That's an art.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Well thank you, good sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Rorschach?
Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Rorschach's a pussy.
I met him in a pub once. He was looking at me funny so I dropped him like a spud*.


*contains lies
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Even if true, he's still better than Nite Owl
No-one tops Doctor Manhattan though.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Rorsach is the DUDE.
*fact*
(when did I become a comic-book nerd?)
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Apparently you haven't.
Jeff Lebowski is the DUDE.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:00, archived)
# This is also true.
"They pissed on your rug, Dude"
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Rorschard is ace, If only his mask was real, I really want one
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Ditto.
Though I suspect everyone who has read Watchmen does too.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Its not raining :(
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Most brilllio!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Phwoar.
Reminds me of Double Indemnity :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:50, archived)
# nice one
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Nice perspective on this one
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Missed it by one! AAAAHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Blimey, you took your time!
But 'grats :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Happy Candle Day
And happy multiple of 100 posts to Zumf.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Thankyou very much :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:26, archived)
# What was said there ^
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Aye.
I only really started posting stuff from October last year. Long time lurkering.
*edit - And happy icon-on-fire-day!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Oooh, I see. Then I suppose that's a pretty 'good' total for the time ;)
Thanks, also :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Happy day face
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:48, archived)
# :)
Fank yoo Epic-fannies
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Yays!
Congrats. Looking at your profile I can't
see why you haven't got an fp yet. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:23, archived)
# That's really nice!
Cheers :D But probably cos my stuff is completely un-topical / unfunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Haha
Her lips say 'no', but her eyes say 'ow'.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Way to go on humpin' out your 500 ith !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:26, archived)
# well
done, 900 today :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Christ, that's more than riverghost posts in a week.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:32, archived)
# *grumble grumble*
Everyone's got bigger numbers than me...
*grumble*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Not me!
Congrats.
*goes back to watching from afar*
(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Your profile just made me do a proper lol.
I don't even get it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Congrats.
Nice pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Cheers Ms.
About Dr When's Birminham bash... I'm thinking of popping in... Although I am scared of real people.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:34, archived)
# But we're not real!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Aww shit.
I've been admiring the work of bots all this time :( Damn you machines!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Congrats!
Your stuff is ace. I'd love to be able to art, and if I could, I'd like to do stuff like yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:33, archived)
# But you can art!
I have seen it with my own eyes in my own face! (I don't call anything I do art becuase it has no meaning)
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:36, archived)
# I will happily drop my knickers for you if you keep that talk up.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:43, archived)
# congrats :D
i'll just put this here as i'm not sure its worth its own thread

(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:38, archived)
# well done
have my 12000th in reply

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Nice sparkles :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:42, archived)
# thank you
I was not responsible for them, but a willing participant.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:43, archived)
# That looks like it might have hurt !
Good show !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Pretty sure that was done with gel pens... or felt tips and glitter glue ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:47, archived)
# girl penis?
oh ... gel pens ...
carry on ...
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:51, archived)
# actually glitter makeup
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Ooh, of course!
Still, that's not something painful :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)
# If you were Mrs horrible
I might not have found that so repellant :(
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:49, archived)
# damn you, Zumf
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Well done person :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:48, archived)
# congrats
top picture too
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)
[challenge entry] For the love of god can at least one person buy my book!



(If they could read I might have sold one)
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:09, archived)
# I read that as conception
I was gonna say she's done it right!
*pardon me! Forgot to Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Instead we can all be like
"LOL. CONTRASEPCHUN, UR DOIN IT WRONG."
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Needs more motivational poster template.
I have a friend who admitted he was a 4chan poster. I slapped him.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Happy cupcake and candle b3taday !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Tehe, I like that :)
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:23, archived)
# ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:25, archived)
# I would buy it . . . but do I have to read it too ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:25, archived)
# you could always
use it for skins
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:47, archived)
[challenge entry] toilet water...
Photobucket


(Lord Chode, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:55, archived)
# You're taking the piss!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Oh to be a fly on the wall of that marketing meeting.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Better still you could be one of the marketing people
and you'd not only have lots of money but you wouldn't haev to worry about such things as morals or doing the right thing!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Urine trouble if you market this.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:00, archived)
# You must be round the bend
if you buy this
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:01, archived)
# round...
the 'U' bend..
(Lord Chode, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Bottom's up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:03, archived)
# eww
no u dont drink it...its a fragrance
(Lord Chode, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Sure looks tastey !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:08, archived)
# load of shit
or piss
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Oh, just bog off.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:17, archived)
# yea
B.O.G.O.F on all purchases

availible soon from Boots
(Lord Chode, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Squelch

You might've seen this on my website. Does that make it a repost?
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:51, archived)
# >_<
Does not want.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Happy cake day lass...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:11, archived)
# woo
No one looks at your website ever. Except that bloke down there, who says it's hilarious. So maybe we should. Not even now you've linked to it from here. So it's not a repost. We've never seen it before.
(Obamanable Snowman, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# That's not true
I look at his website often due to its bloody hilariousness
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Yes. I've just looks and anyone who puts norks on lemon has to be condoned!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Oof!
No would've sufficed.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:20, archived)
# two years 24 post.
I don't think you can take what they say with any credibility. Sometimes they get lost and stray here from talkboard. It's not as if they've posted any images.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Sorry
Who are you?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)
# I've just been looking through your site. :D I haven't laughed so much in a long while
Brilliant work you're doing.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Cheers, my dear.
I love those font-faces in your profile. Fine work!
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh dear, I can see I'm going to be posting a lot this week -
I can see I'm going to be posting a lot this week -

- you could say I'm full of shit
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Hehehe
Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# YES!
I need these to add a touch of class to my spammy direct mails. They'd open the letters if there were curtains.

How could you describe this as "Completely useless"

I demand you un-compo this now, it doesn't meet the criteria.
(Obamanable Snowman, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:55, archived)

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