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# .
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Aaahaahahahaaaaaa . . . Chief Deviated Septum !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Hahaha, nice!
:D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Hahah crikey
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:22, archived)
# Haha
he's got a tickle in his nose
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Bull Sitting Injuns!
Edit: When I was a boy, the Sioux owned the world. The sun rose and set on their land; they sent ten thousand men to battle. Where are the warriors today? Who slew them? Where are our lands? Who owns them?

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:29, archived)
# HAHAHA
Haven't seen your work for ages. *Clicks
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:41, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:43, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Groovy!
Let me repost this as a way of introducing a terrifying story.



I was looking at Mrs. B's Facebook and I though for about
forty-five minutes that she was having an affair!
And the fucker had posted a picture of it on Facebook!
It wasn't until I realised that you could click on the picture
to expand it from its cropped form that I realised that it wasn't a sexy
man's arm barely contained in a white t-shirt she was cuddling up to,
it was her own arm squished up against a pillow with the duvet hanging over the top of it.

I feel really foul for allowing myself to think such a horrible thing about her.

Here are her eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:47, archived)
# terrifying indeed
but don't tell her that she has sexy man's arms.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:54, archived)
# That's the thing, though.
It was just a hint of a man's arm.
Like this bit on the left:



Looks like she's snuggling up to a lovely muscular man.

But it actually looks like this when you click it:


She does have a face in real life. I removed it in case Interpol are looking at B3ta tonight.
She's a kiddy porn and sandal trafficker so better safe then sorry.
Ooh. Excuse me. It sounds like there's someone at my door. At this time in the morn........

EDIT: I've just realised her face is the same shape as a lime.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 Jan 2009, 2:11, archived)
# looks guilty to me
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Oh fuck. What have I done?
I'VE DONE THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 Jan 2009, 2:27, archived)
# what? You ripped out her eyes
even though you knew she be innocent!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 2:07, archived)
# I've done worse.
Her sister, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 Jan 2009, 2:13, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:54, archived)
# :)


(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Hahahah this is awesome :D
Mind if I TJ with this?:
The final scrawling of Doctor Jackson Malvino, regarding his Ulterior Storage Breakthrough
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Ah now.
Dot doc? No sir. Give me plain text or give me death.

Or, you know, neither.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Fiiiiiine.
*edits*
You better read it once I've edited ;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:29, archived)
# PDF MOTHERFUCKER!! DO YOU SPEAK IT?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:31, archived)
# BAH. FINE.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:32, archived)
# everybody loves pdf.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:35, archived)
# I have no idea why it's turned into capitals, but you can fuck off if you think I'm doing anything else ;]
www.clansoul.com/files/malvino.pdf
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Yay!
You might enjoy Mockingbird by Walter Tevis. It's a personal fave of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Oh really?
I shall keep an eye out for it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 2:28, archived)
# ahhhhhh why are you shouting at meeeeee??? :S
(btw, how did you manage to make it all caps? I exported to pdf and it was fine...)

ed: just read it, are you submitting it anywhere?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Because you said PDF MOTHERFUCKER!! DO YOU SPEAK IT?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:52, archived)
# I'm not reading this until it's in bitmap format
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:31, archived)
# You're not allowed to read it from the end upwards, silly!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:33, archived)
# I read your computers in art design thing instead. Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:35, archived)
# So? I uploaded it to be read.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:37, archived)
# I know!
I do, indeed, "know the drill".
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:38, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
I know right? What was I thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:38, archived)
# :D
I bet my old essays are fucking terrible to read. Best to just pretend they never happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Heheh well on the bright side, the finished thing came out pretty damn good:
www.clansoul.com/photomanipulation/christie.jpg

Oh and that "old essay" was written yesterday. D:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:44, archived)
# You'll follow the same writing conventions as everyone else at the level of education you're at.
Like how every primary school kid ends their story with AND IT WAS ALL A DREAM.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Hahah Lovecraft ended one a bit like that once.
But the story was that the guy lived most of his life in his dreams.
Then he sleepwalked off a cliff.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:51, archived)
# Yay! Have this:
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:06, archived)
# right when I saw this image,
i had an olfactory hallucination of cooked peas
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Some of it itches !
Waaaaahaaay too funnaaaaaaaay !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:08, archived)
# very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:14, archived)
# FP THIS NAOW!
:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:16, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Cuuuuuute!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Yay!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:27, archived)
# :DD
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:31, archived)
# *likes*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:35, archived)
# haha! Nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:46, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:53, archived)
# So tell me about your mother...

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Hooray!
I hope you don't have a SPANGING complex!
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:34, archived)
# I SAW THAT THREAD DELETION!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Who was it?
...
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:02, archived)
# I didn't get the post number, hold on.
It was argyleblanket
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Right
/Preps lynch mob.
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Hahaha has this from last night
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:35, archived)
# unfortunately
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:43, archived)
# I can see you're a fan of Ben's.
Rapitinui made one first which may please you more...
www.b3ta.com/board/9099409
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:48, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:55, archived)
# I like them, both
This has made me smile before bedtime :D

nn b3ta
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:00, archived)
# i know your face!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:58, archived)
# They should form a mustache on the way down.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:01, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:29, archived)
# I still like this
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Oh Spang.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
holy crap I can't belive I had to filename that
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:37, archived)
# I'll have to consult Siggy . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Yay!
You've just moid my day.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:52, archived)
# In da foist degree . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:54, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:55, archived)
# That certainly covers things !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:03, archived)
# ha ha ha

Yay
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Freak eyed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Worst £45 I ever spent.


You can only use it to remix da fuckin' "Family Ness" feme toon, innit? Riiiiigh'!

Reeeeeeewind!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Will it function in my wind powered CD player ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Yes. But it will sound like Stephen Hawking getting a wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Squeaky beats . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Useless?
It would make a nice coster,or handy make-up mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Or even a heliograph . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:39, archived)
# I had to google that, but yes!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:40, archived)
# It exists
google finds everything
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oOenXAiw6-Q&eurl=http://video.google.co.uk/videosearch?q=bagpipe+dnb&emb=0&aq=f
(munzor in the jungle, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Oh fuck. I might uncompo this then.
That's the baws, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:36, archived)
# My ears!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:58, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm now open for business.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:09, archived)
# not as amazing as this pea


people that put in effort make me look bad
(munzor in the jungle, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:13, archived)
# :)
I can't draw :(
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Huzzah...
...for zero carbon!

...one of my catchphrases of 2009 so far seems to be "Zero carbon" or "Negative carbon emissions" or some variation thereupon.

Makes a change from "This is an outrage!!!" and "£35 per hour, minimum 2 hours" for out-of-warranty Macintosh consultancy...
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha
*Buys eleventy*

Also: I'll just plop this here as it isn't shopped but is most certainly useless...

It's my Esperanto to Welsh dictionary.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Are you sure it's not 'shopped?
/can't believe it blog
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Honest!
"Cu vi finis vian laboron?- Jes. Ne. Ydych chi wedi goreffen eich gwaith?- Ydw. Nac ydw."

Yep. What he said.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:18, archived)
# ummmmmmm
Dw'in Hoffi Coffi?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Urgh
Dw i'n casau coffi!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:23, archived)
# "Please fondle my bum."

Do people really speak Welsh, or is it all made up for the tourists?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:21, archived)
# It's mostly for insulting the English when they enter pubs to be honest.
Twll din pob sais...

Edit: also pffft to the picture :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:24, archived)
# It's only fair I guess
The English insult them everywhere else.
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 9:55, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:24, archived)
# if i say you have a beautiful body will you hold it against me?
(munzor in the jungle, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:28, archived)
# You are blind
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:29, archived)
# 20 mins is better than nothing.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:14, archived)
# It will last longer
if you shine a torch onto the solar panels
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:32, archived)
# I'll take some and a few million replacement parts . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:15, archived)
# *whips out solar-powered calculator*
"Bugger. The batteries are flat."

*tots up in head*
That'll be, erm...

...eleventy susqetillion and thrumpty seven Zimbabwe Dollars, please.
Small Print.
Live animals will be accepted in lieu of cash
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:22, archived)
# I breed badgers . . . how about an even sevix ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:31, archived)
# As it happens
I'm rather partial to badgering badgers. Got any good looking females - not too old?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:34, archived)
# As a matter of fact . . . I have a couple that just turned breeding age . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Phwoar!
*dons "special" underpants*
I think we might have a deal.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:42, archived)
# I'm starting to see the light at the begining of the tunnel !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:45, archived)
#

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Looks like master chief
playing an atari Lynx with a camo case
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Master chef?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Is it just me or this master chef on all the time?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Seems to be ,yes.
But there are Celebrity and Junior versions aswell.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:26, archived)
# That facial recognition works every . . . once in a while . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:13, archived)
# nyom nyom nyom
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:49, archived)
# haha
aaaaargh
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Could do with some kind of napkin methinks.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Are those eyes
Party rings?
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:54, archived)
# no they're white and black dots :D

and Party Rings are the worst biscuit ever
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:57, archived)
# :o
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:59, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:00, archived)
# :O
.
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Ever?
Come one, there's alot of biscuits worse than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:00, archived)
# plain digestive is the worst
IN MY OPINION!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Custard Creams
Urgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:02, archived)
# WHAT!
The second most bestest biscuit in the world?
The best being bourbon creams of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:04, archived)
# As nice as both of these are,
the bestest biscuit is the Fox's Classic.
Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:05, archived)
# ^ this man knows his biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:07, archived)
# But they are special biscuits,
like clubs and penguins,not your normal "have with a cuppa" biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Penguins, you say?
Find yourself some Tim Tams at once!

But yes, they are special biscuits. They wouldn't be so good if they weren't a luxury!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:14, archived)
#
The bestest biscuits are
Chocolate hobnob, chocolate malted milk and do fig rolls count?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Chocolate malted milk!?!?!
Does such a thing exist?
Praise the Lord if they do!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:09, archived)
# They sure do
I have them all the time
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Dammit son,
/Wipes a tear from eye

You earned it:


(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:14, archived)
# B3ta is hell
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Ooh, I haven't had a chocolate hobnob in years, Mrs.
/CarryOn
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:15, archived)
# You sicken me!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:07, archived)
# *slap*

you go stand in that corner over there and think about what you just said!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:05, archived)
# name another biscuit that tastes like cardboard coated with rock hard out of date Icing
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:03, archived)
# do frosted Golden Grahams count?
Or the second Pink Wafer*.

*The first one is often quite nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:05, archived)
# hahaha Pink Wafer...you should only eat one, after that they taste horrible :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:07, archived)
# hahaha
Also: aaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Gummmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)
# xD
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Ace
Imagine finding that in your kinda surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Arrgh!
Maybe it arrived in an alien cloud!
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/ufos/article2139580.ece

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Woohoo!
Soooooperb. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Looks well fed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Don't drop 'em down the bog!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:51, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:52, archived)
# A 'snip' at £14.99
/coat/
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:54, archived)
#
*slams door behind you*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:56, archived)
# I guess he didn't make the cut.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:03, archived)
#
just go... go on... off you fuck
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Shear(s) comedy gold
Bladey good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:09, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Just remember which hand is which
or it might just solve that tagnut issue for good.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:04, archived)
# The more I spend . . . The more I save !
coupons ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Hee hee
You could market a "Pinking Shears" version. The serrated edges might come in handy for more, erm, sticky situations...
(I helped save b3ta! milkybarnick is calming down Boris on, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 10:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Jaaah my face!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:46, archived)
# I don't know what it is but it's weird and pissed off
:D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Fhtagn
F'sure!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Iä! Iä!
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:47, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Such consistent oddness is a thing to behold.
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Don't worry.
It happens to the best of us.
(Pelle ghola, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:49, archived)
# I though the space suit guy one was cool
But this one scares me
(munzor in the jungle, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Any chance
of putting some numbers in them,
so that I can sell them on as paint
by numbers to my ginger nephew and neices.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Mind Blown !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:09, archived)
[challenge entry] This may have turned out less useless than intended.


and possibly over some line somewhere.
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:34, archived)
# You've given this a lot of thought, haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:35, archived)
# no, not at all, why do you ask?
*looks shifty*

It's just something I threw together
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Do you actually own this?
it looks very convincing.
Edit: where're the joints?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:37, archived)
# do you, erm.. work for the police in any capacity?
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Is that shopped? If so it's very well done.
It look very realistic, do you actually own this?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:46, archived)
# modified from
This
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Ah!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:52, archived)
# So mostly TOAP then.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:54, archived)
# yeah, mostly.
But then 9 out of 10 entries in this competition are so I figure I'm in good company.
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:59, archived)
# too real
just too, too real
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:46, archived)
# criminy!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:47, archived)
# I'm calling bullshit.
I saw this on a gallery website earlier in the week.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:51, archived)
# 4chan by any chance

as it's full of peadobear shite
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Where?
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)
# did you lose your bookmark?



pfftttttttt
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:59, archived)
# I got an imagine, tweaked it, posted it.
look up. After getting home form the pub, I'm calling bullshit on him calling bullshit, it wasn't on any other site earlier in the week, because it wasn't made earlier in the week.

He might have seen the sauce.
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:04, archived)
# I believe you, just playin
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Yeah... over the line that said 4chan and onto b3ta
Learn which is which or you may miss out on both.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 2:21, archived)
# Definately
far too useful.
(snow15white wants some lithium, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Why don't you take a seat
(I helped save b3ta! Soggy, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] He looks scarily like Victoria Wood
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! kasterz loitering within tent since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:29, archived)
# i thought it was tom baker
fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Or both? 8 minute shop...
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:41, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Victoria Wood?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Does include . . . Classical Gas ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:33, archived)
# I like the disclaimer :)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:46, archived)
# haha >.<
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:53, archived)
# I bomb atomically
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(Pelle ghola, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:28, archived)
# thass verreh narse
I like the gameboy style halftoning

Anatomy looks fine to me - just a bit wierd how one elbow is straight and the other is curved
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Leave atomic alone!
And his alley!
*waves back to bald man in pic*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:29, archived)
# He is mentaly iL !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:32, archived)
[challenge entry] New for 2009
(LukeHarrison says, "Your taste in music is shit!", Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:15, archived)
# /iresponse
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:20, archived)
# How thick is it ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:24, archived)
# 8½ × 4 × 2½ inches
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Thick enough !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Apple's research team
had been hitting the bottle hard last year.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Smooth!
Goes well with the hat and gloves... ;)
(arcticmagnolia, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Of course,
It's much better desgined and just works soooo much better than other bricks and is just years ahead of the market and yes, the knob on my head is really that big...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Hello? *gasp* Operator? *gasp* Get me PETA, k? *gasp*
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:09, archived)
# bless!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:09, archived)
# awesome
i thought that was a prodge pic
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:11, archived)
# At first glance me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:13, archived)
# so did I..... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:14, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:15, archived)
# original
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:17, archived)
# awwwww look at the size of that lovely paw!
does he have a splinter?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Lully
xD
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:12, archived)
# I don't know what it is but I likes it
:D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Woof yer kipper!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:17, archived)
# The paw's that refreshes . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:23, archived)
# hahaha oh christ!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:00, archived)
# no nonces allowed


...........
...................__
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
............\..............(
PAEDOPHILE FIST

IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO 5 SUDOS THEN YOU ARENT A PAEDOPHILE
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Haha
wtf!!
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:05, archived)
# nonces
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Whoops, i think you meant to post that on /twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:07, archived)
# i was pretty sure that was where i was
you've gone on to reinforce that

thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Is that an attempt at irony?
Here try this for more, and why not post them all: www.asciiart.com
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:12, archived)
# you need /talk
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Nobody needs /talk

/fightin' talk blog


EDIT: I am impressed by your lack of talk posts!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:10, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:10, archived)
# :)
I've always loved you this.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:13, archived)
#

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:17, archived)
# My kids loved your chrimbo level btw.
I really should find more time for that game!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:21, archived)
# oh awesome..cheers :)
I'm trying to make another..which is based around a dino with an upset stomach :D
I just can't get time to make it though :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:23, archived)
# I've been mainly making odd contraptions.
I'm currently making a gameshow level, I'm trying to make an engine
that will give prizes to the sack person or persons that get the correct
answers and change the question boards at the same time.
It's pretty hard stuff!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:26, archived)
# We don't want that 4chan bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:12, archived)
# One thing we all agree on!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Sand and vaginas are springing to mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:14, archived)
# 4chan can fuck right off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:16, archived)
# DOes this count as a text post?
Ah yes now I remember socond text post of yours of the evening.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:08, archived)
# This is fucking brilliant.
I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Whats wrong with it?
Is a man not allowed to love a child? Three times a day.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:10, archived)
# They do have to be on a trampoline.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Pfft, look at all the wobbling because it doesn't have a proper picture in it,
even though it doesn't actually say anywhere at all that threads on /board need to be started with a picture in them.

TAKING THE INTERNET TOO SERIOUSLY.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:11, archived)
# "Look how little i care, i'm so too cool for this."
People/i don't like this post because it's copied and pasted so basically the same as posting a picture which isn't yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Actually that's his second text only post this evening.
That's why we created your board.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:17, archived)
# I was not aware of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:20, archived)
# you're right
let's put a donk in it!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:23, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Ah...
The classic discomeats 'twitch'
I do enjoy your twitchy, throbby animation style.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:23, archived)
# :D
I like it when things twitch :D

but when things stop twitching, it makes me sad :'(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:24, archived)
# My willy is twitching
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:26, archived)
# well, turn off the mains supply!
you naughty boy!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:28, archived)
# You did that amazing Thom Yorke picture didn't you!
You need to make more of them!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Yes i do.
But freelance work beckons. Booo - i gotta get paid somehow!

Im writing a sorta tutorial of it for a book soon though - digital art masters 4 by 3dtotal
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:32, archived)
# cant wait
whens its published? ive got 2 & 3. very inspiring
(elemental hates blue trains, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Dunno - i only just submitted it last week.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:11, archived)
#
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
What?!

*click*

edit: that v
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:04, archived)
# I don't know who these people are
or what the significance is, (if any) but I like it!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:05, archived)
# One of them is an italian bloke, i think Cambiasso or Canavaro.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:07, archived)
# No, it's Gatusso.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Thank fuck for that!
I'd have probably been up all night worrying if I'd not known.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:29, archived)
# WTF!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:07, archived)
# this^
that^^
the other^^
mostly pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:19, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:21, archived)
# That
is outstanding!

How much did you shop? He even has the MNMMMMGGGHHH expression down to a T!

Can you show us the source?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Cheers :)
cache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/euro_06_12/euro5.jpg
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:27, archived)
# As the i used to say at secondary school:
SKILL!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:33, archived)
[challenge entry] I felt I had to do this...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Woo, as well, good sir! :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Eye, eye!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:01, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:01, archived)
# He's got great hand-eye coordination
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:02, archived)
# ;)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Damn blind people and their dirty hands!
(yeknom 's usual account has locked him out, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:01, archived)
# This would go well with a car invented for blind people - where all the controls are written in braile
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
Braille traffic lights too?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:02, archived)
# nice hand print
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry] yay for redundant books
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:25, archived)
# O'REILLY?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Awesome driving music!
(Virulent, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:55, archived)
# die you freaky french wank!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:57, archived)
# He did!
turns out he slipped away quietly in the night.

(I'll get my coat)
(Virulent, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:08, archived)
# I didn't hear anything about it.
/silly pedant trap
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:10, archived)
# I'd hit him greatly...
(yeknom 's usual account has locked him out, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:58, archived)
# So much for that duet he was doing with Edif Piaf
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:58, archived)
# He'd get sued by John Cage's lawyers.
The wankers!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:01, archived)

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