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I just did a great new invention

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)

What is a male ballet dancer called?

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)

Ballerino

if Pokémon is anything to go by.

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ClanSoul, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)

Billy Elliot?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)

bmillssy

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)

I think it's danseur.

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giant_squid, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:47, archived)

Finally,

she'll earn her keep.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)

Nice rack!

And the clothes hanger is nice to!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)

them ballerina's must be quite sturdy innit

probably cracking nuts with their highly developed ballerina thighs

Innit

just idle thoughts :)

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:43, archived)

I am now imagining sturdy girl as a ballerina

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:47, archived)

~~a ballerina~~ I masturbate furiously.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:50, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)

Hahaha - this is a good invention

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:16, archived)

*shakes fist passionately*

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zoldergoose, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)

sorry for dropping this here

I'll shuffle off now

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:35, archived)

Such a sad story...

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ClanSoul, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)

Such a sad story...

I mean, I knew b3tans were bad. But that time, they really did go too far.

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Hokerou, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)

Such a sad story..

wait? what is the story?

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)

bastards!

take all the pairs of towers you want but leave our damn tea alone...

(itsjazzy, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)

They are so evil they even steal Jewish wording for their tea factory sign!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)

Hehe, I was wondering if anyone would notice the Hebrew...

Surprisingly suitable arabic signs are almost as hard to find as pictures of devout muslims publicly urinating.

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zoldergoose, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:45, archived)

hehe

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)

Another one..

(itsjazzy, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)

Sign on a tram lol

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)

I don't trust Shepherds they have spies in every supermarket

or are they Cottage Spies?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)

If I weren't so dog tired

I'd get out my heavy duty spanging pan but for now, I shall just glare at you.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)

*puts on sunglasses to withstand Flowerpot's glare*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)

*spangs from behind*

That'll learn yer.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:28, archived)

Oi! that wasn't fair

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)

this tram is a product of the fucking shitty tram company

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)

ROFL

screenshot?
etc

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)

Real sign (slighly toap'd).

On a real tram.
Taken on my real (shit) cameraphone.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)

i know

sorry

i've had red wine

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)

lovely

*clicketywoo*

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)

I have 2 unread messages

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)

i have 0 unread messages

and?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:27, archived)

Oh yeah?

Is he taking his sheep with him on the tram?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)

He'd be baa-my if he didn't!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)

Fuck me, that's bad!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:34, archived)

What if I don't, eh?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)

I don't know!!!

I only read the sign..
I didn't place it or indeed negotiate the conditions of sitting within the commune of those seats!!!
Geez!! Give me a break!!!

;P

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:27, archived)

This is Art Attack

Click for bigger (376 kb)

(johnnyafc, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:14, archived)

Big cock!!

And a snow sculpture!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)

Its a shocker, never seen that before :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:18, archived)

really?

www.b3ta.com/board/9148856

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)

SNOW

COCK

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)

shoot me in the arse aunty Mabel

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)

have a finished arts :D

using just smoke wisp brush

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FIEND, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)

cor

that is the aceness! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)

oooh, that is lovely

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)

I have 0 unread messages

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)

~~unread~~

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)

0 1

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:16, archived)

yes, what is the point of that bit

It would make sense if it show how many were read, next to it, but it doesn't

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:16, archived)

arts is good

also apologies for this but not worth its own thread.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)

durg!!!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)

ha!

bugling salmon-watchers?

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:16, archived)

Good Call !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:12, archived)

I don't know what I like

but I know art!
*Clicks*

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:12, archived)

This makes me think of Chronicles of Riddick

and that makes this very woo.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)

to infinity and beyond

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OneOfSome, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:02, archived)

WTF

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:05, archived)

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:05, archived)

what is the source for this masterpiece?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:14, archived)

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)

1970's

seaside postcard.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)

I dare not ask

but it amuses me

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)

she'll never get there without her magic leg-warmers.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:08, archived)

Keep goingoingoing . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)

uh potatoes

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Shlvng, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:14, archived)

boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:16, archived)

Oh hai there ppl of the interweb

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:34, archived)

Hahahaha, I WANT ONE!

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:37, archived)

oh my gods!

ubar mindpiss

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:44, archived)

why did this come up when i tried to post a reply?

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..... etc, there was more though

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)

eeek!

you are seeing the magic blue smoke of the internets!

put it back in before you destroy the gibson!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:46, archived)

wow

am I... jesus?

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:47, archived)

it could be

there are 3 people about to knock on your door

one of them is a girl in a red dress.

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:47, archived)

Oh my, I think he's leaking coolant

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)

William Gibson

can never be destroyed. He invented science!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:53, archived)

I wish I could invent science

good honest genuine science

instead of just yer basic death ray

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:18, archived)

because you are now in The Matrix

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:46, archived)

>take red pill

You are in a white room, though in reality it is probably green. You acting is wooden.

What shall you do?

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)

Pretend to be super intellectual and think you're Jesustrendysupermanbrucelee

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:52, archived)

You are eaten by a grue

What next?

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)

because of the fish

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)

I didn't realise there are so many Rob Tinsleys in the world

There are loads and loads and loads

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Shlvng, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)

this is the matrix

it's Agent Rob Tinsley

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)

Just a bit of javascript,

your browser got a bit confused, probably intertube gremlins nicking packets on the way to your computer.

(tomsk, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)

Oh yes

that.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:53, archived)

Maybe somebody (Robtoo?) is fiddling with the PHP for the reply preview, and you tried to post just as he was replacing it.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)

most likely

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)

petty terrorism rears its ugly head.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)

Hahaha

they also creep into your house and substitute butter for low-fat spread.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55, archived)

eww, you eat low-fat spread?

you sick freak!

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)

Certainly not, how dare you.

I eat Asda brand "You'd Butter Believe It".

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:03, archived)

This is part of the UPLAOD C0DEZ

and should not be displayed willy nilly.
It's used as a bargaining tool and you have just given away some of the board's secrets.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)

the BASTARD

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:00, archived)

Yes willy nilly displaying is shocking in the most pronounced sense!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:04, archived)

LAUGH!!!!

and *click* :D

by which i mean:

"Hahahaha, I WANT ONE!"

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:37, archived)

You spelled "Hahahaha, I WANT ONE!"

wrong

edit: nvm

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)

Hahahaha, I WANT ONE!

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ClanSoul, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:37, archived)

Hahahaha, I WANT TWO!

/greedy

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)

Hahahaha, I WANT ONE!

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)

and here i am sitting on a pile of peas with a fist full of money.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)

I think you want one.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)

...for each orifice.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:50, archived)

Hahahaha, I HAVE ONE!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:40, archived)

Hahahaha . . . I one want two !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:42, archived)

HAHAHA

I want one.
Oh... fuck :(

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:42, archived)

Hahahaha, I WANT ONE!

err.. hold on a darn minute!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:42, archived)

I like this lots

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)

Hahahah! I want one!

Also, OUCH right in the neck.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:46, archived)

* by spacefish
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* 2009-02-05 v1.00
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* 2009-02-05 v1.01
* + added an extra "ha" to match everyone else
* + used a different sort of exclamation mark
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Hahahaha, I WANT ONE!

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spacefish bong!, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:58, archived)

h4x

*
* by spacefish
*
* 2009-02-05 v1.00
*
* 2009-02-05 v1.01
* + added an extra "ha" to match everyone else
* + used a different sort of exclamation mark
*
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:02, archived)

Hahahaha, I WANT THREE!

1 for mouth
1 for fanny
1 for arse

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Shlvng, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)

had me guessing til the end

spiffing !

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OneOfSome, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:04, archived)

I am not a terrist

but
I WANT ~~ONE~~ TWELVTY.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)

Shipping as we speak

thank you for paying PayPal ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:14, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:16, archived)

But.,...

that's an optical (telescopic) sight, not a laser...

*wanders off muttering to himself about trade descriptions act and stuff*

*buys one anyway*

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TBL I posted this on, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:51, archived)

Talking Çat
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONmhQJy1ViA
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.
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(Catnipppp, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:32, archived)

isn't there still no 100% proof that mobiles do casuse tumours

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:33, archived)

There's still no 100% proof that anything is true.

We look to the day.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)

there's 100% proof god exists

a bloke in a church said he does, and you know, churchy types don't lie do they, 'cos thats a sin and they'd go to hell.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:37, archived)

unless he's one of those trendy vicars that don't believe in god

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)

I like those ones, I think Dawkins should give it a shot.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:41, archived)

He's halfway there already - he's secretly gay for God.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)

good point

give more phones to children now!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)

You are so right

i think it is only about 78% proof now, so talk all you want

(Catnipppp, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)

mobile phones are completely safe

living under mass electrical distribution is entirely safe

nuclear power is completely safe

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:37, archived)

I've heard that shooting your face off isn't all that bad either

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)

well, if it can be metered and charged a taxable fee for

it's probably perfectly fine :D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)

so cell phones are good for something?

clearly they also cause people to misspell 'tumour'.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:41, archived)

hmmmmmmmm

I saw that!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:42, archived)

no you didn't! you saw nothing!

stop lying!

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)

wow, i am a total dumass

sorry the mispelling

(Catnipppp, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:59, archived)

OK, now i see, UK spelling

Brain tumor
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

A brain tumor (brain tumour in the UK and Canada; see spelling differences)

(Catnipppp, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:02, archived)

i'm just teasing - i assumed you live in a part of the world where 'tumor' has been accepted as proper.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:04, archived)

technically

brain control in cats is primarily effected at 900 MHz, humans respond better to ...

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OneOfSome, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:05, archived)

A little off the top sir?

Click for bigger (80 kb)

(fat bloke, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:29, archived)

not this shite

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Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:30, archived)

rcassit

edit: speeling error noted

edit2: oh hell

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)

I really hope you're just very drunk

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:34, archived)

No, I'm typing with my peepee

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:36, archived)

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Shlvng, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:37, archived)

is that chewbacca's missus?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)

it's African dictator Idi Amin

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Shlvng, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:41, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:27, archived)

:D!

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ClanSoul, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:28, archived)

difficult to master, though.

honk!

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:29, archived)

Honk!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)

honk!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:37, archived)

nice

reminds me of the pigeons in Bolt. Amazing animation :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)

Is that out yet?

I'm a bit behind the times

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)

Hahaha

Wasn't he in 5ive?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:29, archived)

Stealth swan approves.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:29, archived)

i like that

where is the other flipper and the wetsuit?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:30, archived)

Heheh, he is a byproduct of

this, which I made yesterday.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:32, archived)

also ace

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:33, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:34, archived)

Fuck, I love that!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)

Yay!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:30, archived)

Is this a flying joke?

it went right over my head

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:33, archived)

Hahahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:37, archived)

Proper LOL at your

hummus!

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)

Hm.

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zoldergoose, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:20, archived)

ever?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:21, archived)

+ fella at the end.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:22, archived)

Ahh, I knew you guys would point out other ones I could have put in :)

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zoldergoose, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:27, archived)

all together!

The Village and the Andromeda strain are slow complicated movies but they are real good. Pirates of the Caribbean 3 and the Jason Bourne series are also complicated but they get to the point fast. The Hunt for Red October is also a deep complicated movie

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:22, archived)

The village? complicated?

hahahahahahahahahaha all of those are complicated? what the hell?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:23, archived)

I only saw it once but I still don't understand the whole thing. I need to see it again.

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:27, archived)

the village was quite complicated as long as you remember that shymalan was born without a brain.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:28, archived)

His best film

has to be Stuart Little, though that is quite complicated and I don't get the twist.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)

never seen it. i don't watch hollywood films unless forced to at gunpoint.

it's like being hungry and buying wax fruit.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)

do you watch any films?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:40, archived)

i used to.

now i only watch untalkative bunny and youtube videos made by people with no self-respect.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:46, archived)

Being from Norfolk, It had to be pointed out to me that 'The Village' wasn't a fly on the wall documentary...

/The original Andromeda Strain isn't a bad movie at all, and the recent 2 part US version isn't a bad remake either, given Ridley and Tony Scott's involvement

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:25, archived)

I'm gonna GOOGLE that one when I get back from the shops.

Michael Crichton's (RIP) work is a bit like Phillip K. Dick's.

A LOT of the cinematic translation depends on which director's hands the story is placed in.

AND Stephen King.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:47, archived)

michael crichton's novels were soulless

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)

that's because crichton was a miserable asshole.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:08, archived)

hahahaha

oh my

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:23, archived)

Whether?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:25, archived)

lol

That's a mouthfull

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:25, archived)

I don't know love, this jacket is just a cut out

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:27, archived)

I think the leather will weather the weather

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:59, archived)

The number works too!

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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:18, archived)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:30, archived)

With thanks to 10cc...

Click pic for bigger

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:11, archived)

not heard of compression

stupid noob ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:12, archived)

ris?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:08, archived)

Topical!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:09, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:10, archived)

Have a look in this months total film, they have got a list of all the comic book films that are going to made

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:11, archived)

I'll just wait for them to come out

that way I won't be disappointed when 80% are shelved and 18% are shit

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)

pfft, optimist

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:16, archived)

hahaha

very true, I was looking through it thinking, thats not going to happen, that will be shit, wasn't that one cancelled anyway, oooh that one should be good and why the fuck are they going to make that, which was green arrow

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:19, archived)

I want to see a decent Aquaman

not Namor though, god no.

Hey, Hollywood! Give me a call, I'll direct, it'll be awesome, mark my words.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:23, archived)

I just know that the Flash film will be crap

But there is a script floating about for Batman V Superman, which was written about 10 years ago

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:29, archived)

Is it only a page long

Consisting solely of the word *SCHOOOOOOOMMMMM*?

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)

it is completely camp, due to the 90s writing style

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:33, archived)

i read a couple of brilliant alien v predator scripts a few years ago

but they picked a totally shit one to make :(

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:32, archived)

total film this month is quite good

there is a bit about films that should have been made, Hancock start out as a really dark film, but will smith gayed the script.

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:36, archived)

How do you read scripts when they're still in the process of choosing whether to make them?

Are you...Stephen Spielberg?

If so your films are shit.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:36, archived)

i used to work in the media, daaaaarling

plus scripts for things like that bounce around the world

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)

Why bother doing it

the straight to video/sci fi channel ones were good enough, and they had Mark Hammill in

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:34, archived)

when was Mark Hammill good?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:37, archived)

Ris.

FootballLOL?

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:10, archived)

Outrage today as football on tv cut away from an iminent goal to show some adverts.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:11, archived)

thousands compared to

the three Ross and Brand initially got for 'offending a british icon.'
BBC should be lapping this up.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)

Ooooh, does that mean ITV will be suspended for 6 months?

*crosses fingers*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:15, archived)

yes but

almost no-one will notice.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:16, archived)

welcome to the future, football match watching bitches

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:15, archived)

if it was in the states they

would have insisted that the goal be disallowed and resume the game when the tv audience returned.
As has happened.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:17, archived)

heh

sporting greatness

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:18, archived)

What?

Really? ..... Hahahahahahaha!

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:19, archived)

in American Football

I'm lead to believe, seeing if I can find a link.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:24, archived)

Oh lol :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:42, archived)

same kind thing happens with super bowl, it must be Al-Qaeda super mop

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:10, archived)

conspiracy

started!

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:15, archived)

COYB!

(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:11, archived)

devilish!

that would get a response, that would. there'd be riots in the streets.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:12, archived)

fatally wounds the infidel referee.

DEATH TO THE INFIDEL!

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:14, archived)

ah fuck it, just give everyone on the pitch an exploding chainsaw

ahh fuck it, let's just give everyone an exploding chainsaw!

HELL YEAH!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:21, archived)

HEHEE

excellent

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:19, archived)

Haha

:-)

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:28, archived)

This is the future...

This is b3ta.com, one week from now. Be prepared.

edit: I fixed the typo.

(NERDYLURKER is attempting to divide by zero, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:02, archived)

Text on a website!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:04, archived)

This offends me

"pissed OF"

/Grammar Nazi

(AMadDayYes, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:04, archived)

that is bad, even a blind 2 year old could see that that was wrong

off not of

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:06, archived)

Mindpiss.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:11, archived)

why are Muslims annoyed?

I haven't seen anything about muslims, only terrorists. Or are you saying all Muslims are terrorists? Because, that's a very silly thing to think.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:07, archived)

Oh fucksocks, the lad has fucked us all over.

We're going to get it from them now :(

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:11, archived)

Should we be prepared to shit ourselfs with fright next week, then?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:07, archived)

Pffft.

"pissed of"

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:09, archived)

Mohammed likes to suck willies

(NERDYLURKER hates Muslims, Thu 5 Feb, 20:12, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply)

Now you're in trouble

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)

ZOMG I can't believe he did that

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:14, archived)

NERDYLURKER YOU SHIT

~~NERDYLURKER~~ cashy

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:15, archived)

Also you have terrible taste in films

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Shlvng, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:14, archived)

hahaha

yes

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:16, archived)

hahahahahahaah

^this^
Unless they mean the Roger Corman Fantastic 4 in which case I'll let them off

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:16, archived)

I fixed that typo

just to let you know

(NERDYLURKER is attempting to divide by zero, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:17, archived)

Bacon?

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:17, archived)

Leah Culver's Tattoo

Leah Culver has a new tattoo, to help remind her of how to round star ratings

(Angus Prune, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:52, archived)

WHO?

WHAT?
EH?
HOW BIG?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:53, archived)

Hello. Is this some form of in-joke?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:54, archived)

i think it's an out-joke

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:55, archived)

I think it's technical

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:56, archived)

all good here

you?
/from earlier

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:56, archived)

Oh. In that case have a TOAP repost from early this morning.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:56, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:58, archived)

The bastards

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:03, archived)

establish: Leah Culver

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Shada, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:57, archived)

.Pownce lead developer/co-founder and now Six Apart developer

what? who? I don't know.

www.globalnerdy.com/tag/leah-culver/

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:02, archived)

Ris + bigger than the moon

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:57, archived)

hahaha

HELLO, I AM BEN FOGLE

THIS WEEK ON EXTREEEEEEEEM DREAMS, I WILL BE TRYING TO KILL THIS GROUP OF PEOPLE. HOW CLOSE WILL I GET THIS TIME

MWWWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAA

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:58, archived)

round

round

round

ceil

floor

splat

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:00, archived)

I like the idea of a character with a blank speech bubble

with enough room to write my shopping list in biro, instead of the back of my hand

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:11, archived)

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Shlvng, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:12, archived)

That rounds the mean star rating to the nearest half-star for some reason.

Who?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:23, archived)

Umm.... "Ronseal Plots" TOAP deja Vous anyone??

LATE response to:- www.b3ta.com/board/9157592

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:50, archived)

Still, I wouldn't kick that 'gorilla-lipped, over-rated adoption junkie' out of bed for farting.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:52, archived)

unless she lit it and set fire to the duvet?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:53, archived)

eek! all the random orphans might get burnt!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:54, archived)

ello Meaty

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:55, archived)

ello

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:56, archived)

she is like a bratz doll in real life

MASSIVE head

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:56, archived)

The Curious case of Really Dull Prospect of a film

"No stars - couldn't be bothered to go the screening"
bilbobarneybobs, b3ta

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:52, archived)

Actually.....................The movie is one of those "Guilty Pleasure" kinda things....

....it's sort of like liking Cliff Richard or Barry Manilow....you DO it....but you don't ADMIT to it!!!

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:55, archived)

It's a good film, well worth seeing

incredible cg, not perfect but at times spellbinding.

Not sure I'd watch it again though

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:09, archived)

Apologies if bindun

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:49, archived)

HAHAHAH

Fuck yes :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:53, archived)

Hahaha

That's curry for you.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:00, archived)

heheheh

click

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:03, archived)

just getting this out of my head.....

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TBL I posted this on, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:48, archived)

don't be silly, the years of bombing that went before

was just a bit of fun from mischievous leprechauns and not terrorism in any way

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:49, archived)

Lol Qaeda.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:49, archived)

Yeah

They were the good terrorists!

heh

(Komsomol, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:14, archived)

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