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# URGH IM TIRED NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:30, archived)
# I FIND THIS HIGHLY STYLISH AND PRACTICAL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:33, archived)
# PROBLEM: I AM TIRED.
SOLUTIONS PLEASE. C'MON B3TA BRAINSTORM ME.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:35, archived)
# ZAP ZAP ZAAAAAP.
OKAY COOL, BRAINSTROMS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:36, archived)
# SOME FORM OF GLUECOSE EMINATING UNDERWEAR WOULD BE MOST STIMULATING
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:36, archived)
# URGH I HATE UNDERWEAR.
COME ON B3TA YOU ARE NOT HELPING ME MUCH HERE :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:44, archived)
# BEES
THOUSANDS OF THEM
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# caffeine.
miles of it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:39, archived)
# A PINT OF TEA
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:45, archived)
# GALLONS OF ESPRESSO.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:48, archived)
# NOT TEA. LISTEN TO THE MAN. COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:48, archived)
# SPEAKING AS A MENTAL I FIND THIS TERM HIGHLY OFFENSIVE
PLEASE USE A P.C. DERIVATIVE IN FUTURE
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:42, archived)
# SPEAKING AS A THUNDERSTORN
STFU
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:44, archived)
# this makes me both giggle and puts back my therapy 10,000 years
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 4:02, archived)
# PUT ON YOUR FUCKHAT AND DANCE, MOTHERFUCKER
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# DANSE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:39, archived)
# THIS IS A VISUAL DISPLAY OF THE "DANSE MACABRE" BY SAINT-SAENS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:40, archived)
# NOW WITH ADDED MOTION!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:41, archived)
# SHIT, WAIT, SHIT. WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY DISCOSHOES?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:39, archived)
# THEY ARE STUCK ON THE OUTSIDE OF YOUR DISCO SOCKS!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:39, archived)
# more absurd fashion happens all the time.
i'm looking at you 'youth culture'.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:38, archived)
# EMOLOLS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:39, archived)
# YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ELAINE BENES WOULD BE IMPRESSED!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:39, archived)
# THIS IS HOW WE DO IT
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# CLAP YOUR HANDS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:45, archived)
# COME ON EVERYBODY!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:54, archived)
# Hahaha
elaine
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# tonight's dinner: roasted eggplant (shown here as they entered the oven) on couscous.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:57, archived)
# YOUR AUBERGENES HAVE GONE ALL WIERD.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:58, archived)
# THAT'S BECAUSE THEY WERE COOKED BY WEIRD-AL!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:03, archived)
# i buy discount food as i'm cheap.
i bought ten eggplants/aubergines and have roasted seven of them and they are delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:04, archived)
# I like them on Moussaka
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:10, archived)
# eggplant parmigiana!
baba ghanouj!
BAIJAN!

ratatouille is okay but I only like them cooked all to shit.
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# baba ghanouj was not an option as i had no lemons.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:28, archived)
# [this is to the tune of 'Barbara Ann']
 

 
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# around the year 2000, a terrible occurence shocks the city of athens:
attack of the giant moussaka!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:18, archived)
# MY ABORIGINES HAVE GONE ALL WEIRD TOO
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:26, archived)
# something just streaked passed your dinner
OMG!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:59, archived)
# *received a massive earth shattering shock
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:01, archived)
# mooowahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:03, archived)
# no, he's got clothes on.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:04, archived)
# oooh
I see the shorts now

EDIT: I had paella.. accept it really wasn't paella at all.. but my take on it.. I would call it simonella.. but well the disease got there first.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:11, archived)
# ARE THEY ROASTED CDCs?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:00, archived)
# DICKPLANTS.
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# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:03, archived)
# hehehehe.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:04, archived)
# actually all these plants are pretty awesome.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solanaceae
 
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# there used to be a poison garden here.
i think it might still be around - most of the plants are toxic and/or hallucinogenic and the whole deal used to be open to the public off a side street. there were little warning signs, i recall.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:24, archived)
# signs that say FREE DRUGS! YOU FUCKING HIPPIES?
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# i remember they had foxglove and morning glories and a few other common plants...
...then a lot of ones i didn't know. also, DO NOT EAT warnings and lists of medicines that could be made from them.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:47, archived)
# Wow, top fact of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:03, archived)
# hello, dinner!

they look like crap roasted.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:05, archived)
# That's why it's best to bury them in sauce.
Also
sausage
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:09, archived)
# bah. i love the taste, and 'decor food' is just rong.
no ssgs.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:14, archived)
# You should sell these to "THE STOOL SHOP"
www.thestoolshop.com.au/
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:09, archived)
# Wow
not really yummy. Maybe if they were on a stick..
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:12, archived)
# bah, they're great.
they LOOK like cack, but they taste wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:29, archived)
# eggplant in britain
is aubergine...

are these home grown.. as the ones in stores here are much more bulbous.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:13, archived)
# CHECK OUT THESE FUCKING BEAUTIES
 
www.veggiegardeningtips.com/eggplant-harvest/
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# ja, there are many varieties.
i grew little stripy bulb eggplants last summer, but i only harvested a few. apparently squirrels like to eat them too.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:20, archived)
# aaaah
more than one variety,

damn those supermarket homogenisers.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:25, archived)
# how long did you roast them for and at what temp?
I'm trying to do more vegetarian cookings. I don't consider eggplant to be something I like, but I've never had it roasted.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:22, archived)
# um, about 2 1/2 hours at 425F (220C).
pricked all over with a fork and oiled and salted.

do you have chinese eggplants or the big huge ones? the big ones need salting and draining first or they're bitter.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:26, archived)
# hahahaha
2 and one fuckinghalf hours?

hahahahaha

edit: hahahahahahaha that's fucking uk cooking right there toi a tea. Vegetable? cook the fucing fuck outof it!


hahahaha

edit: hahahhahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:30, archived)
# um, roasting takes time.
that's why the results are good: the flavours are intensified by the heat and the evaporation of the water content. what remains is the essence of the vegetable.

the nutrition debate is heated (heh), but there is much evidence that the nutrients are locked in the roasted vegetable.

also, raw and raw-ish eggplant isn't appetising to most people. and i'm not from the uk.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:37, archived)
# I don't have any eggplants, currently.
Now that I have some idea how to cook them, I may acquire eggplants. Probably whatever the big dark purple ones are, as those are about the only kind I ever see in local supermarkets.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:51, archived)
# see gaz recipe gaz gaz.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 4:53, archived)
# I've never believed in salting them first (though I've read it in books)
but I do believe in COOKING THE SHIT OUT OF 'EM.

til they melt in your mouth, pretty much.
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# it will be worth a try.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:02, archived)
# salting makes sense with some varieties here,
old bulb eggplants here need it or they are very bitter, but i seem to recall a conversation here (?) about it being a regional thing.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:24, archived)
# SLICE THEM AND FRY THEM, MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:23, archived)
# SLICED, CRUMBED AND FRIED, I SAY
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# YOU'RE ALWAYS SAYIN' THAT. NO ONE TAKES IT SERIOUSLY ANYMORE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:26, archived)
# these are thin ones, they need no slicing or frying.
low-fat yum here.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:27, archived)
# Eh? Warchout!
Teh eggplant theives!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:34, archived)
# i think he's more fondler than thief.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:40, archived)
# Ahh, the fondler of eggplants
The. Best. Job. EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:42, archived)
# Yerrrrrrr !
(Paul James Tea Wrecks, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:57, archived)
# HTML ERROR :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:01, archived)
# must be you, i can see it, it's great, just hit refresh...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:02, archived)
# :(:(:(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:03, archived)
# HAHAHAH that's hillarious
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:01, archived)
# Ris
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:02, archived)
# You don't have permission to access /host/ on this server.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:02, archived)
# ^ THIS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:03, archived)
# technically, the b3ta hosting is doing weird shit
wouldn't let me up load earlier either.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:04, archived)
# SING ALONG YOU AGEING CRACKWHORES
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:57, archived)
# THE SUN HATES ALL MUSIC EXCEPT AVANT-FOLKCORE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:57, archived)
# WHAT ABOUT POST APOCALYPTIC PIRATE PUNK METAL?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:59, archived)
# IT LIKE ANYTHING THAT CONTAINS LYRICS ABOUT ICARUS AND DAEDALUS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:59, archived)
# SUNDAY HAS BEEN RENAMED TO SUNHATDAY.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:58, archived)
# SATURDAY IS NOW HATURDAY
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:59, archived)
# Lies.
Saturday was renamed to Biggins and Sunday Nonce.

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(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:02, archived)
# WE ARE RENAMEING THE RENAMES
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:05, archived)
# Do you have the correct form?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:07, archived)
# THE WRONG FORM IS STILL A FORM
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:10, archived)
# HIS JIMMY-HAT, THAT IS
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# Jimmy two-hats
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:59, archived)
# IT COULD BE AN URBAN SOMBRERO
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:59, archived)
# I LIKE THE PHRASE URBAN SOMBRERO
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:02, archived)
# I am an urbane sombrero.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:07, archived)
# soon he will go twirl his baton,
hip-hip-hip-hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:59, archived)
# I miss his sunny cock.
But please, don´t quote it :^P
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:16, archived)
# I am clicking this in the belief that more clicked things have a higher chance of becoming quoted.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:33, archived)
# ...*Braces for impending storm*


Click for so much bigger than the moon (143 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:40, archived)
# My grandma died recently
the funeral was last monday.. we got to the church and I started to laugh..

on the church it had it's name written... "Christ church." it was done in comic sans...

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:42, archived)
# *samples water for tomorrows post*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:44, archived)
# shwing bo dataeya morrethra spleink tot sho
fraeblarlik, moto satreren maestorph!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:46, archived)
# As if there needed to be more proof that the prequels were shit, but they didn't have the bizaare bredth of accents that the original films did.
Considering the Empire were always english the proto empire could have used the phrase "Hell-oooo old spot!" at least once!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:48, archived)
# i dunno, i watched all three prequels yesterday and really enjoyed them
apart from the first one. that was awful. mostly because of the hilariously west indian accented Jar Jar Binks. Its been nearly ten years and it still hurts
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)
# I'll tell you what doctor who needs more of.
Slightly whimsical but deranged Englishmen with laser chainsaws. I was thinking about this just earlier. Especially if they appear in a cloud of smoke with a think gruff voice going: "Hail to the king baby, arooooo-...no sorry." And then cut someone in half.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:56, archived)
# have you seen My Name is Bruce?
I was hoping for cheesy nonsence.. but it was self knowingly cheesey nonsence.. which just devalues it completely.. and also 3 amigos had already been remade into tropic thunder.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:57, archived)
# I have not, haven't even seen the man with no brain or whatever it was called.
Does it have me in it pretending to be a 1940s Englishman whilst whistling 'If I only had a heart' and accidentally decapitating people?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:03, archived)
# the Man with the Screaming Brain
 
as I was bitching earlier, it's only on zone 1 DVD and I don't want to watch it on some shitty computer!
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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# no
the link was formed on "hail to the king baby"

butI woul dwach that film.. i think a massmurder sequence to that music would work.. as my to favourite movie moments are when everything explodes and shit hits the fan inMetropolis(anime) to the tune of I can't stop loving you by ray charles.. and in princess when the priest blows up the pornographers place of filming to the tune of No regrets.. but the original french version by edith piaf
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:22, archived)
# I'm all about the inappropriate music baby
See:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=muVElT4kZnI
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxjjEYy4b48
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzpXvMf2yWo

I'm also currently writing a screenplay which will involve a prolonged torture scene to happy and gay 1950s music, followed by a massive killing spree to god knows what.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:35, archived)
# hehhehheh!
love that first one.

and speaking of inappropriate music this still one of all-time favourite moments in film
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn0My-cis_Q
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# It's got to be the end of Dr Strangelove for me.
And as far as I know that must be the earliest instance of using subversive music.

N.B. Basically all of my youtube videos are just clips of films with bizaare music cut over them. One of them even being clips from a warfilm with the people lipsyncing to Dexys Midnight Runners.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:59, archived)
# autobiographical is it..
also... SWEET JESUS WHY DID i OPEN THEM ALL AT ONCE!?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:46, archived)
# That's my type(face) of story.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:46, archived)
# don't start that again. the fontdations of my inner being will crumble
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:48, archived)
# Constant puns are just a sign of the times
(new roman)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:49, archived)
# Arial man wouldn't say such a thing
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)
# Rather bold of you to say so
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:51, archived)
# I(ta)lic your honesty
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:55, archived)
# I'm tracking these puns.
LOL NOW I DID ONE. LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:49, archived)
# that is really BOLD of you
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:51, archived)
# FFS, mindpiss city
Also, mine was my 1000th post. And was therefore first.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:52, archived)
# yours is higher..
so therefore wins.. I think that's how the rules go.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:56, archived)
# I like these rules.
Because it means I win. Just to underline that fact.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:01, archived)
# only by halve(tica)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:27, archived)
# Nooooooooo not Teh Sans
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:43, archived)
# It's everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:47, archived)
# Aye... Teh Sans is bakk (mite do more later :o))
Life without Sans is Sans Sans
(Paul James Tea Wrecks, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:47, archived)
# :(
it (was) my birthday you insensitive clod!
(haywire, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:52, archived)
# also
where the cripes is hexachordal lately
(haywire, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
You have my (partial) apologies. Your post did fit the tuesday mandate though.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:54, archived)
# and what,
may I be as bold as to ask, is a tuesday?
(haywire, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:13, archived)
# comic sans should be the default font for people who whinge about comic sans.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:58, archived)
# i tell no lies. i am always very serious.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:01, archived)
# Be less serious!
I'm going to bed, I have to be up in three hours.

G'nite.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:06, archived)
# 'night.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:08, archived)
# Nighty night!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:12, archived)
# Hahaha
"Eh?"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:35, archived)
# Worth teh Girth


Click for bigger (147 kb)
(Paul James Tea Wrecks, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:38, archived)
# BEANS!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:39, archived)
# nobody cares if you're naked if that's all the sausage you've got to display.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:54, archived)
# blurgh i hate beans
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:54, archived)
# WHAT DID THE BEANS EVER DO TO YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:55, archived)
# made me sick :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:00, archived)
# Too much wind?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:02, archived)
# New compo idea
Speech impediment foodstuffs? Non?

(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:33, archived)
# hahahahah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:34, archived)
# I did this for you:
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:38, archived)
# How about a blow up doll
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:40, archived)
# I didn't say a real girl. Or an alive girl.
Just a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:41, archived)
# I AM A SEXY LADY
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# A SEXY HAMSTER LADY?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:42, archived)
# YOU'RE A SEXY LADY, TIFFANY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:44, archived)
# WE ALL ARE!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:55, archived)
# A GIRL HAMSTER?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:42, archived)
# are you sure you don't mean grill?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:43, archived)
# Brings a totally new meaning to the phrase putting a shrimp on the barby.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:44, archived)
# you get a laugh for this one
well done...

this seems like I'm being sarcastic.. but I cannot say I'm not being sarcastic.. as that will only make the perceived sarcasm double.

damnable worlds.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:49, archived)
# :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:55, archived)
# OH SHIT OH SHIT OHSHIT
SHES LEAKING PISS ALL OVER, OH SHIT NOT AGAIN ARGH.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:42, archived)
# emotional validation and cuddling are just as satisfying.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:44, archived)
# IT'S MADE THE NEWS
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:54, archived)
# uncle eubank'th sauthe lookth more appetithing than uncle roth'th thauthe.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:36, archived)
# shut up potht beaww
rhat rould you knor?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:38, archived)
# i see all and know all.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:39, archived)
# rell that ith my awgumentth blorn out the ratew
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:41, archived)
# Dunno
I quite fancy the thuper thithling thweet and thour thauce that'th jutht out of thot
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:39, archived)
# difficult to judge from here.
in any event, i generally don't care for packaged sauces. cooking is easy and fun.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:43, archived)
# IT DEPENDS ON THE SOURCE OF THE SAUCE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:46, archived)
# nothing depends on anything. chaos rules us all.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:51, archived)
# I'm thankful for Maxwell Smart. for the good of mankind, Agent 86 is always fighting Chaos.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:57, archived)
# I'm so ronery...
Woo

www.engrish.com/2008/06/steleotypical-engrish/
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:39, archived)
# ATTENTION: I BRING YOU SCIENCE FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:30, archived)
# and I bring you
DRUNKEN CLICK
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:33, archived)
# PS
why is the sun a vampire.. isn't tha a lil bit paradoxical
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:35, archived)
# IM NOT SURE I THINK I STOLE THE TEETH FROM SHADA
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:36, archived)
# It all dates back to Yuri Gagarin. When he left the Van Ellen belt he was exposed to the ungodly vampire radiation of an unprotected sun.
When he returned to the soviet union, fearing the changes occuring in his own body and the safety of his family he moved to romania causing anacronistic and conflicting mythology in the region. Part of the change in psysiology came to be that he could no longer stand the light of what was the protovampire sun, and all the descendents of the curse carried the same vunerability.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:39, archived)
# Then they all got eaten by Laika, the dog
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:45, archived)
# Laika actually became the first werewolf due to a bizaare coincidence.
But sadly was eaten by John Peel in the early 80s.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:58, archived)
# I want to mock you for being psuedo-intellectual
but to do so I would have to use the term psuedo-intellectual.. which would send me straight into a paradoxical recursive nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:45, archived)
# Pseudo-intellectual?
I just talked about a vampire sun converting Yuri Gagarin....are you on crack or something? Because I certainly fucking am!

Pointless fact, in Metal Gear Solid 3 there is an russian cosmonaut who goes insane in space and turns into a crazed flamethrower wielding floating bloke. The game was set in 1963 or 4, and there hadn't been a huge number of space flights, and the bloke had gone into space a while ago. So in MGS3 Yuri Gagarin was a crazy flying cosmonaut with a flamethrower who exploded when defeated.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:52, archived)
# i first thought that that was a giant yellow whoopee cushion
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:31, archived)
# DONT BE SILLY, WHOOPIE CUSHIONS ARE RED.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:32, archived)
# I DON'T DISCRIMINATE AGAINST COLOURS!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:34, archived)
# DOESNT THAT MAKE FOLLOWING TRAFFIC LIGHTS DIFFICULT?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:38, archived)
# HAHAHA
YES IT SURE DOES! I OFTEN GO WHEN ITS RED AND STOP WHEN ITS GREEN, JUST FOR THE SAKE OF IT
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:41, archived)
# HAHAHA OH LORDY YOU DANGEROUS MANIAC MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:44, archived)
# Cumulus clouds.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:33, archived)
# *AWARDS GOLD STAR*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:33, archived)
# just about every cloud type i can think of has cum in it's name
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:35, archived)
# sirius
...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:35, archived)
# Yeah, totally serious.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:36, archived)
# that's a star
it's cirrus

and besides, I said all the ones I could think of (cumulus, stratocumulus etc)

in fact the only reason i remember anyof them is because they have cum in them

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:39, archived)
# ones you could remember
but ones you could spell check...

:P

so it exists thats why the google bar spell check a-okayed it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:54, archived)
# i wikipedia'd
after i remembered the one with cum in it
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:01, archived)
# nimbus
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Yeah, totally serious.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:43, archived)
# uh oh the sun is a vampire.
uh oh uh oh.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:34, archived)
# UH OH
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:40, archived)
# that would suck, to be a vampire sun.
never being able to go out in daylight would be very problematic, i'd think.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:46, archived)
# WHERE DOES CLOUD GO?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:36, archived)
# OH SWEET ITS LIKE A SETUP TO AN ADVENTURE.
...A SEXY ADVENTURE...








a sexy CLOUD adventure
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:37, archived)
# A virgin plane could fly right into it!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:43, archived)
# YOU
are the solver of lifes little mysteries
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:37, archived)
# too soon?
 

 
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# This is Stephan, his name is Stephan. Harden the fuck up, Stephan.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:09, archived)
# that video fills me with glee
but ther ewas a better 2 part video of proper chopper on stage with a compare, a comedian and a heavily tattooed bodyguard fielding questions from the audience.. but I cannot be in the finding of that as of the momments.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:12, archived)
# nope
too seams though :P

EDIT: no shark, no bridge.. fake

oh and *self spang*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:09, archived)
# *hardens up*
is not a penis
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Hey
Well done on the FP, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Thank you Bargey
No-one else noticed *sniffle*
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:24, archived)
# My pleasure!. Are you a Melbournite?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:25, archived)
# Indeed I am
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:27, archived)
# Speaking of Melbournites, where's Zank Frappa?
I bet he's currently lurking.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:28, archived)
# lurking or smouldering?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:29, archived)
# He'll be lurking or drinking too much Melbourne Bitter
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:33, archived)
# *shudder* MB *shudders again*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:34, archived)
# ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:44, archived)
# I've never tasted MB, is that another step down from VB?
 
because that's already pretty nasty
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# i stopped looking at the front page when it became clear i wasn't funny enough to get one. :(
I DEMAND VOLUME TWO. WHERE ELSE SHOULD I NOT STICK MY PENIS??
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:28, archived)
# *tries his hardest to not make a kebab hasn't been laid joke and that by this point he should not be trying to narrow down his options*
METAFAILS
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:30, archived)
# :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:32, archived)
# today has been a two bottles of wine day
and it is australian wine...

how shit is lindemans in your country.. or is it like fosters and the majority of you aint heard of it?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:37, archived)
# yeah i've heard of it. I'm not a wine drinker so i really don't know
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:48, archived)
# By popular demand
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:09, archived)
# I've only done one of these.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:03, archived)
# I DID
 
AND I TELL YOU WHAT, I COULD TOTALLY STICK MY DICK IN A TOASTER RIGHT ABOUT NOW
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# Would you put butter all over it?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:32, archived)
# NO, BUT SOMETIMES I TIP A BUCKET OF WATER OVER MYSELF BEFOREHAND
 
FOR HER PLEASURE
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# What does this refer to?
WUT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:14, archived)
# No, I knew that
I'm rissing on who the guy in the glasses is.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:17, archived)
# oh ronnie johns, so called comedian, does impressions of a supposedly ex crook, mark 'chopper' read
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:19, archived)
# OH COME ON THAT SHOW IS FUCKING GOLD MATE
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# im an intellectual snob.
*bites croissant*
*sips oj*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:28, archived)
# I wasn't hugely impressed at first
but the more I see, the more it grows on me.

especially the Nihilists and the Underground kids
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# see reply below..
although thats a comedian pretending to be the guy..

a man called choopper reid. australian semi hero thing as he shot a few drug dealers as was a general all round tough bastard...

the film Chopper is well worth seeing if you haven't.. which I'm guessing you hadn't other wise you'd know who he was..
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:19, archived)
# seen this little spot?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-3fpDYPT2M

he can't take a joke, can he
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# australian semi hero? the bloke's a thug.
all the semi heroes that are also thugs play rugby league.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:24, archived)
# ned kelly
from what I have understood..

although mostly what I've understood is they've made a film about his life with the incredible hulk in it... and from reading youtube comments that he could whack all manner of LA hoodl'ums.. and that he only killed drug dealers.. so its what the police should be doing anyway.


oh.. and he is an abject racist.. hence the semi hero.. hero to some not all. rather than partial hero.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:34, archived)
# i may be going against the grain here, but ned kelly was a thug too.
i suppose we tend to glorify criminals because of our history.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:37, archived)
# My brother practically forced me to watch the film.
Dullest thing I've ever seen in my life.

It's like Oldboy but with far less violence and no plot.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:29, archived)
# I think its Mark "Chopper" Read
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Brandon_Read
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:19, archived)
# naaah
it's ronnie johns. :P

also bollocks.. damn my uncle and aunt for perverting my spelling of his last name.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:21, archived)
# team work
we covered both angles
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:18, archived)
# ah i just noticed that...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:19, archived)
# this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY3TfjOeuhM

and australia being currently on fire.

oviously a bit sweary.. it says harden the fuck up a lot
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Ah, ok thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:19, archived)
# Chopper Read as performed by Heath Franklin.
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# um, probably
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:15, archived)
# this cat and i agree again.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:38, archived)
# Yep too soon. I'd hate it if bushfire flames were coming towards me at a rate of 140km/h
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Who is the guy in the glasses?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:17, archived)
# his arm has the name TANYA written on it.
maybe his name is TANYA
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:18, archived)
# My research has concluded.
Your conjecture was ILLCONCEIVED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)
# well, it WAS CONJECTURE afterall
perhaps your name is TANYA
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:21, archived)
# can I call you TANYA?
please
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:22, archived)
# No
it's rude
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:26, archived)
# bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:33, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9169488
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)
# yeah, my Melbourne relations have been shitting it.
 
SO FAR SO GOOD
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# Hope I'm not related to you
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:23, archived)
# highly unlikely..
my uncle's family only shifted over there about twelve years ago.

Last genealogical link is some Colliers and Cummins who were there in the mid-1800s (from Wales and England, respectively).
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# Yeah too right. I know a couple who own a property about 50k from Beechworth.
They are on the alert, but they'll be alright
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:27, archived)
# Harsh
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)
# but fair
if increased density prevented fires
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:24, archived)
# Aww beautiful and gross
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:24, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:28, archived)
# AAAAAAAAHHHHAHHHAHHAH
 
so wrong it's right.
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# i have sympathy for those poor, burned auswegians.
i also have snow up to my tits here, so an exchange might be in order.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:37, archived)
# you want fire up to your tits?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:42, archived)
# AND THE POWER TO SHOOT ACID OUT MY EARS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:47, archived)
# quite possibly
We're having a fire sale here
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)
# :)
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)
# Oh wow :D
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)
# GOODMORNING B3TA YOU FUCKING SHITTY MAGNETS.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)
# IT'S THE EVENING, BUTTSNORKLER.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)
# LIES IT IS CLEARLY 2 AY-EM, PUBELOUSE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)
# im crying
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)
# You only have yourself to blame you know.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)
# I'M GOING TO EAT SOME POTASSIUM.
I'M GOING TO EAT SOME POTASSIUM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:08, archived)
# OMFG NO U WILL HAVE ALL PURPLE FLAMES IN UR THROAT.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:10, archived)
# OH FUCK WATER.
IT HAPPENED.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:11, archived)
# I am the best of magnets.
I can attract oak let alone metals
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)
# shitty magnets i hear you cry

previous magnet adventures b3ta.com/board/7722291
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:18, archived)
# i want button monsters arm doodad
I want things to tell me what they are when I scan them.

all they usually say to me is "BEEP".

but they are not beeps you know... I know a beep when I see one.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)
# That would be cool and makeable with RFID tags.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Really Fucking Interesting Description tags?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Something like that, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)
# rarely fun inane dictionarionism
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:13, archived)
# Hey Button Monster! You have a crazy eye configuration!
Be home for tea, k?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Good job microwave.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Good jorb, Microwove.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)
# I love your stuff
Smiles are for free
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)
# MERELY CURIOUS
I like this microwave
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
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# I quite like this
However, I'm in the mood for seeing the "Fuck off Microwave" picture someone made.

It just makes me glee.

I love a good parody.
(__, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)
# BUTTON SCAN REVEALS THE NATURE OF THINGS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:12, archived)
# BTAGJM
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:23, archived)
# Yay! The adventures of button monster continue
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:30, archived)
# haha, epic funs.
i'm glad mofaha suggested the adventure.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:39, archived)
# this is good adventures.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:06, archived)
# This is my friend Jess...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)
# Whoa
it came out really well.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)
# So it is.
Why the hell am I up? Work in 5hrs.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:40, archived)
# Oooh, you should
maybe probably sleep then.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Sage advice.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Tell Jess I want her jumper
Very nice. Vectors?
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:42, archived)
# I looove her jumper. XD
Thanks.
No, just the paint tool. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:43, archived)
# Ooh
Well done! Must of taken awhile using only the paint tool.

(reminder: steal jess's jumper for yourself, muhaha)
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Yeah, it did. XD
But thanks! :]


Hahahahah, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:45, archived)
# you want her EXACT location?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:58, archived)
# nooooo
where's the fun in that.

just grid co ordinates..

half the fun is in the hunting.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)
# LOLOLOLOL
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)
# goddamn
I want to fuck you right now.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)
# really?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:08, archived)
# i think it was more a joke
sorry.. equations don't actually turn me on..

now if you were a 77 ford capri I would lubing up you exhaustion as I typed.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:16, archived)
# vvvrrooooooooooom!!!1!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:17, archived)
# What does it mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:25, archived)
# xERn?
Translate please!
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:26, archived)
# hello jess
your jumper is stripey like the moons.

but your eyes are hollow and empty like you've seen the abyss and you realised you were meerly looking into your darkened calicified soul.

don't hurt me jess..

think of my beard, what would it do if I died.

EDIT: Things I Have Learned From This Picture -

the colour pink does not cast a shadow.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:57, archived)
# *takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Good job killerkitti
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Thank you
k3b/-\b.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:25, archived)
# Hi Jess
*waves.

Another good drawing
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:25, archived)
# she looks friendly.
that's a huge fault in my book.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:41, archived)
# Her arm
It looks like a penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:56, archived)
# I was going to paint this
and post it but it's taking far too long.

I don't do funny so have a sexy and a goodnight.



Click for bigger (335 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:36, archived)
# line drawings are only acceptable if they are melting with tentacles flying out and aliens and stars and shit.
sexy is only acceptable in squirrel form.

sorry.


woo
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)
# would!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:46, archived)
# You get a lot of visitors to your profile.
Why is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)
# you really are shit-awful, you know that?
 
as far as technique goes, you've already been outstripped by ClanSoul
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# Everything should be


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just fine???
(haywire, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:26, archived)
# you seem to have forgotten a joke.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:28, archived)
# you seem to have forgotten a capital letter
:O
(haywire, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:23, archived)
# NO DEAL, NOEL. I'M AFTER MORE CASH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:29, archived)
# i am depressed that the quality of my trolls are in direct correlation to the quality of my post
b3ta what have you done
(haywire, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:26, archived)
# Haha, 'drives out moisture'
or maybe haha, 'free's sticky mechanisms?'

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:32, archived)
# I got it!
haha, 'net weight 8OZ /226g'
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:34, archived)
# whu?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:32, archived)
# FAILURE
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)
# Oh fucking hell
(__, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:34, archived)
# a little help here?
RISsing like a motherfucker
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)
# ditto
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:32, archived)
# Neee Naaaaaar
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)
# NO DEAL, NOEL. FUCK YOU, NOEL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:23, archived)
# WHY ARE WE ALL SHOUTING NO DEAL?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:24, archived)
# I WANT TO SWAP FOR THE FIRE ENGINE OF DREAMS
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Wwwwooooaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!
Neenawneenawneenawneenawneenaw! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:33, archived)
# Sinclair Inside
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:06, archived)
# giggle and a click
:D

horribly lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Clicky click
although my ones ran hot and I had to keep a carton of milk on them.

Edit: I am in the wrong place... as usual....
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:17, archived)
# don't worry
I enjoyed the momentary confusion your statement brought me.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
Lovely! I did this as one of my first b3ta pics many moons ago, but this is far superior!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Ah, I had a nagging suspicion that I'd seen it done somewhere before
Thanks for the idea then :D
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Spectrum? Moons?
Could it be!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:19, archived)
# w/y/h
poke button?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Thanks
Sorry, forgot to add poke button. You'll just have to use your fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Hahah oh God
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:19, archived)
# This is the most sinister thing I have ever seen.
And I've met mr horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Kasto kasto krut
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)
# The Bus from last night got bigger, but at least it's stopped raining.


Click for bigger (92 kb)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:42, archived)
# GET ON THE FUCKBUS
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:45, archived)
# 4rf
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:46, archived)
# I'm really sick
to fucking death of that bus :(



Click for bigger (338 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:45, archived)
# <smCll>CCCCCC</smCll><i>CCCCCCCCC</i><sub>CCCCCCCC</sub><b>CCCCCC</b><b>CCCCCCC</b><b>R</b><sup>Rr</sup><i>rrrRr</i><smCll>RRrr</smCll><i>R</i><sup>d</sup><sup>v</sup><i>CCCCCCCCC</i><b>CCCCCCCCC</b><sub>CCCCCC</sub><sub>CCCCCCC</sub><smCll>CCCCCCCC</smCl
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRrrrrRrRRrrRdvCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRrrrrrrRrRrrRrk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:48, archived)
# smiles parsing failed : could not create molecule
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:51, archived)
# hi
name of min is be zzord.

this was my planet now.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:53, archived)
#
MIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSrRrrrRrRRRRdvMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSMIANUSrRrRrRRRRrrk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:54, archived)
# you format
has brokt the of sized.

panda is now becomed sad.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)
# That's a Big Bus!
Is it nuclear-powered?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:40, archived)
# NO DEAL, NOEL, YOU JERK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:42, archived)
# I liked this bus.
I'm glad it's back.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Do what someone else does a lot, honest it'll get funny.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Well, good point, but you did make a bus with no windows last night as well.
So bemoaning the lack of originality may be somewhat inappropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Your Mum is rubbish in bed.
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:53, archived)
# literally
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:54, archived)
# A bad workman always blames his tools.
She was underwhelmed.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:55, archived)
# She was the one who suggest the Narwal costume in the first place
what did she expect?
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:01, archived)
# That you wouldn't go out and a skin a Narwhal
The smell is not exactly conducive to seduction.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:05, archived)
# unless you are a narwhal necrophile
then it is a possitive aphrodisiac.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:17, archived)
# stop being rude to yourself
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:51, archived)
# I like doing sex wee
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:54, archived)
# always remember to snorkle
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:59, archived)
# I like your Big Trunk Style Bus on a slick street like that !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:48, archived)
# It has no autogenerated slogans!
ps. I liked your bandwagon pic as well
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:50, archived)
# :D

The only way the lolbus will be "done" and finished with
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:08, archived)
# alas I fear I couldn't get that far even with a bus.
I don't even fancy my chances with a VW beetle, especially considering the competition:

story here, probably safe for work
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:19, archived)
# "I just knew it was a girl car"
Well that's something, atleast he's not gay...

plus '67.. so not a paedophile neither.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:20, archived)
# well
*Now he has spent a further £200 on a “boy” car, a Trans Am he calls Todd, and is experimenting with a “gay” relationship.*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:23, archived)
# I totally understand doing a Trans Am
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:25, archived)
# I can go vroom vroom
vrooooooom vroooooooooooooooooom

VVVVVRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

nope, no shag as yet

VRRRRROOOOOOMVROOOOOOOOMVROOOOOOOOOOOOM VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Nope it's not working, all that's happening is the dog thinks im odd.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:33, archived)
# The dog always thinks you're odd
I seriously need to hook you up with some women :D
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)
# A car can't really give consent though..
Poor car lol
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)
# if you were of that vintage, would you worry too much about who was trying to give you one up your tailpipe?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Standards are standards
no matter what age I am
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:27, archived)
# You insanely talented slag.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:07, archived)
# i like this very much
i think its the reflection that does it for me most.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)
# WHAT ARE YOU DOING INTERNETS?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:32, archived)
# I'm watching fish
maybe porn later

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:34, archived)
# It's already hard enough to sneak up on cats.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:35, archived)
# finishing my wine, lying on my floor, in the dark, thankyou for asking, alien cats!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:35, archived)
# I'm watching your Alien Kitty dance to the music
www.bruce-campbell.com/myjukebox.swf

Have another Grey.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:35, archived)
# this works
considerably. Nice Earl-ien
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Groovy!
 
quite a revamp on Bruce's site..!
Where's the link to the jukebox?
I CRAVE MORE SWEET AURAL TREATS IN THAT RICH NOTORIOUS BARITONE
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# Press play
For a truly awesome song. It's from "My Name is Bruce".

♪Guan Di is his name...♫
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:44, archived)
# yes I heard the song but I want MORE! MORE!
 
also "My Name Is Bruce" (like "The Man With the Screaming Brain", and a few of his older movies) are only available to my knowledge on zone 1 DVD and I want them on zone 4!
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

in the meantime:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg6bZSM48vU
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# That was good, but not as good as the film I saw the other day called "The Arrival" - starring the Sheen.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:54, archived)
# now that, I still haven't seen.
 
but I think it is one of the first appearances of the Antisheen:
www.imdb.com/media/rm3738278144/tt0115571
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:10, archived)
# I feel the need to repost kitten pictures to increase my popularity.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:37, archived)
#

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:38, archived)
#

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:38, archived)
# do you love me now b3ta? :'(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:39, archived)
# If it was only that easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:41, archived)
#
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:51, archived)
# glorious.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:54, archived)
# WORMS
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:39, archived)
# I like your
chihuahua
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:41, archived)
# :( it's a Siamese kitten
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:43, archived)
# nonsense.
it only has one head.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:46, archived)
# bah.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:49, archived)
# IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:42, archived)
# what again?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:44, archived)
# DID YOU FORGET?
IT'S ON THE 9/10TH OF EVERY MONTH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:48, archived)
# CANDLES AND GETTIN OLD AND JUNK
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:44, archived)
# MY JUNK IS GETTING OLDER, YES
 
LIGHT A CANDLE FOR MY JUNK
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Buying stuff from play.com
Cos Ebay it being cuntish!!!

Your cats are scary!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Curious and smooth !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:47, archived)
# That is the scariest evil kitten ever
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Meet Smokey.

Amazingly the fag was still going. :]
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:25, archived)
# YOU DELETED A THREAD. I AM GOING TO STOMP AROUND PRETENDING I CARE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:26, archived)
# lol
can you film it so i can see? :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:27, archived)
# can you jam a samurai sword in your anus and waggle it like a tail?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:28, archived)
# That's youtube material.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:29, archived)
# and redtube
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:29, archived)
# is that like redwatch?
i was on that once. me and my liberal ways...
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:30, archived)
# DEFUCKINGSIST
n00b :. TROLL

DESIST
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:31, archived)
# RAH!
b3ta.com/links/Fish_from_Hell
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Oh lord!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Hehe, give him a snow lung tumour.
Also, while I'm feeling nice, even though you didn't quite get it right with your Aryan post a minute ago, you shouldn't have deleted it. People were chatting and so on, it's generally considered bad form to delete a thread. Just so you know.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:27, archived)
# ok
me = noob
lots of appologies and happy faces for all!
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Well, everyone has to learn at some point.
Now 'shop us up a picture of a kitten on a tricycle.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:28, archived)
# how about...
... a foamy door penis?
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:29, archived)
# DESIST
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:32, archived)
# i baked you cookies?
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:38, archived)
# DE
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:40, archived)
# MOTHERFUCKING
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:41, archived)
# SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:41, archived)
# I switched up the source!
(Fly Projector, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:24, archived)
# would.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:28, archived)
# What, the lion!? Oh, right, no, sorry, the girl, right.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:32, archived)
# that looks like Todd
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Yeah you should know seeing as you love her so much.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:32, archived)
# I do like her
she's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:42, archived)
# She doesn't even return my calls anymore!
*sobs*
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:55, archived)
# *british doco voice over*
The playground lion carefully watches it's spring mounted prey..
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:30, archived)

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