I still don't know if Cade is the right name...
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:32,
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I really like the way you did the face :)
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:34,
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I found a bunch of images that I would like to use but am currently at a loss to do so:photos.merinews.com/upload/imageGallery/bigImage/1224658206825.jpg
www.merinews.com/upload/imageGallery/bigImage/1224661757136.jpg
www.merinews.com/upload/imageGallery/bigImage/1224660176131.jpg
photos.merinews.com/upload/imageGallery/bigImage/1224657265422.jpg
(www.merinews.com/upload/imageGallery/bigImage/1224661757136.jpg
www.merinews.com/upload/imageGallery/bigImage/1224660176131.jpg
photos.merinews.com/upload/imageGallery/bigImage/1224657265422.jpg
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:37,
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International Constipation Festival
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:43,
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Whatever you call him . . . at least he's getting a little colour back . . .
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:37,
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Cade is a terrible name, it sounds like a brand of handwashHe needs a name like Cariad
(
Shlvng,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:41,
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Captain Cambodia.And his handicapped associate Limpetboy!
Or just Sal.
(,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:41,
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Or just Sal.
interesting colouring nicely done for a toon (maybe needs a touch of a shadow under the hair and chin?)as for a name, Rowan? Percy?
(,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:44,
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That's because his name is Raine Hellfire.
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps.,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:44,
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What about "Chase"?Cade sounds too old for such a young whippersnapper.
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:31,
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A kill'em with kindness ending to another lovely St. Valintine's Day . . .
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:26,
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Love is such a strange thing . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:35,
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from that distancedoes he need to aim?
point shooty thing in general direction
(,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:31,
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point shooty thing in general direction
Those wiseguys are just plain . . . WHACKO ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:35,
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Cupid aims to please . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:36,
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Pow! Right in the kisser!
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:36,
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Dat's da way day dude . . . back . . . then . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:38,
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Ironic how those mobsters work things out . . .think of the destroyed evidence . . .
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:42,
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damn it, I only half get it. Who is the Captain's replacement?
( vladimir,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:20,
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You are right it appears
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Captainbeefheart.jpg
(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Captainbeefheart.jpg
vladimir,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:24,
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A tined tear dropgod that album is awful
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:21,
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thats what makes the 70s so goodif it was gash call it conceptual :)
(,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:22,
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I love the album compleatly.....Just not with a hang over...... it's just not early morning listening...!!!!
(,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:37,
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your hangovers areobvioulsy ill timed.
Try different times of day and night and eventually you will find one that suits perfectly.
Mine are called workdays.
(,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:40,
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Try different times of day and night and eventually you will find one that suits perfectly.
Mine are called workdays.
I seem to remember thinking it was utter shiteeven when going though my most stoned out period; lasting a couple of lugs back in the nineties, with a tea pot of magic mushrooms, to add to the boredom
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:30,
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you need to play along with a bontempifor full effect, failing that a zylophone, or a kazoo
(,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:32,
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It either gets you or it doesn't.......You love it or hate it totally.... I admit there is no middle ground with it and thinking it's just ok....!!!!
(,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:44,
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That's right, the mascara snake! (It's unbearable in places, but quite brilliant.) The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:26,
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All will be revealed . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:24,
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Oh my yes! Love that album:D
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elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:31,
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a squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbousgot me?
I've really never 'got' this album. I realise it doesn't make much sense out of context, but every now and then I give it another try and at best I come out bemused. Your post, on the other hand, makes perfect sense and earns a click from me :D
(,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:37,
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I've really never 'got' this album. I realise it doesn't make much sense out of context, but every now and then I give it another try and at best I come out bemused. Your post, on the other hand, makes perfect sense and earns a click from me :D
[ haha!"master master, this is recorded through a fly's ear..." ]
(,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:44,
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not like that it hasn'tI think I can just about remember that room
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:16,
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I would rather have seen sue naked,but sweep will have to do........Ah, Sue.
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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:19,
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Oi!! Get orf my glans!
Thought I'd draw someone farming cocks. A cock farmer, if you will...
enceladus,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:09,
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cheers!don't normally do arts, but thought I'd break out the tablet...
( enceladus,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:10,
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Thanks to you I have mascara running down my eyesI look like some weird panda
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:13,
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I sometimes wish I didn't look so much like a panda SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:15,
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Pandas are coolalthough if you mean in the sense that you have very little sex drive and you'd rather sit around chewing bamboo than getting it on with a female panda then I'm afraid I can't help you.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:24,
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well u could...*tries to think of a better word than grooming*'
*grooms* - nope its too late
Yay for ladies on the internet :D
(*grooms* - nope its too late
Yay for ladies on the internet :D
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:51,
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so does your girlfriend/eats shoots and leaves blog
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:25,
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pfftsad and single without a hope in the world
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:46,
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Stay off the bamboo? The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:28,
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You'lljust have to grin and bear it. Chin, chin. Or do I mean Ching Ching?
( enceladus,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:30,
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hhaahaaeewwww edit: pown.it/2417
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:12,
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sewing your cock seed all over the place?g'nite b3taians!
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:14,
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CDC's for everyonewoo
( BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:14,
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superbneeds a field full of fannies next to it.
T in the park should do it.
(,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:21,
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T in the park should do it.
Of course he was.Didn't you read all that 'fisher of men' stuff?
(,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:11,
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No, no I don't understand. What about the lily? It's not got any problems because it's a plant without basic functions or responsibility.A lily doesn't have troubles because it doesn't have a family to support.
...Consider the li-
(,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:29,
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...Consider the li-
jesus loves ALL mankind. urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:16,
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he'll never get into heaven with that sort of behaviour.
arrangedletters,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:05,
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hahatop blasphemy Prod
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:11,
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I hope he's having it out doors in a proper area.......And tell him not to drop the end when he's smoked it or he'll get a fixed penlty just like I did.....
(,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:09,
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excellentlove the humour added to the b3ta style of this compe, instead of the worthless1000 ones
(,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:28,
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It's about some Middle Eastern typetrying to take over the world
(,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:00,
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Ooh missed a trick - could have had three iron men in the background blasting off (like the shopped missile pic...)but funny, though.
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:18,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Invisible Extras"){kind=small}
Windy out is it love?
Peter RICK A dog that shits fruitcake? We're rich!,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:57,
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needs more aphex twin screaming man from the come to daddy video:P
( arrangedletters,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:04,
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their reflections would be below the bottom of the photoif that's what you mean
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:13,
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...er no they wouldn't
look at the reflection again!
everything terminates past the cats head
(,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:28,
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look at the reflection again!
everything terminates past the cats head
oh noes..the cat has dropped his guard for 2 seconds!!look out Mr. president!
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:06,
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This is no yolk!hehe very nicely done.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:49,
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Nicely done!Just saw this on /links, here's one I made: tubedubber.com/#lkk-HICIF5Q:9RpDhX2CHLE:0:100:0:0:true
(
The Coast Of Yemen,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:49,
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ahahah awesome*messes with for few hours*
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:51,
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That syncs up in a strange yet mesmerical wayalmost ironic in the lyrics and the picture
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:00,
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Francis Ford Coppola,eat your fucking heart out
( The Coast Of Yemen,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:03,
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holy shitthats amazingly good
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:01,
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AHAHAAHfucking great
only just stopped laughing
(only just stopped laughing
PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:03,
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So . . . just who . . . is the yolk on ? Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:49,
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The polo mint egg Limited Edition.woo!
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:50,
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It's no yoke /hardly originalmeanwhile this story may amuse some:
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7889890.stm
(,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:53,
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news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7889890.stm
You've got to wonder........who's wiped her arse for the last twenty odd years?
(,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:09,
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Making me drool and salivate about my lovely fry up tomorrow morningwith a bit of added yoke
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:53,
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My advice is......Stop up late.... get really drunk.... and eat it in an hours time for supper ....!!
(,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:59,
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that's a good un :) prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:53,
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this makes me want eggwhole fried egg though
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:00,
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oh I want an egg sarnie now...with brown sauce! :D/munchies
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:09,
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hehefrom these cold dead hands
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:48,
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And bring on the deoderant ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:49,
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I share his outrage the Tank wasn't around when that constitution was writtenthe prospect of getting the kids to school, or feeling not protected raises an eye brow
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:56,
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You can just about make out the glass ball he's standing on.AICMFP
( zoldergoose,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:36,
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Leave Kong Aaaaaaaalone ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:42,
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wownicely done, click
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:48,
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Hehehe....They always used to be quite common at that time of the year....!!
(,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:50,
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rRRRRRRAAAaaaaarrrrRRRRRRHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!zombie paint rraaaaarrrrrrhhh
(
--- ---,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:25,
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I love being a Boomer in the multiplayer.There's nothing more satisfying than vomiting on all four of them.
( zoldergoose,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:34,
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For the PC or the Xbox?I believe they're bringing out a free expansion pack soon, so you chose a good time to get it.
( zoldergoose,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:40,
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It's feakin' me ooooooooooooout !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:34,
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You/it is still freakin' me out ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:45,
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Hey! Happy B3taday.Six years, you bastard. Thanks for the entertainment.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:36,
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And a very Happy b6taday to you too ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:44,
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On another board I frequent,The discussion turned to boobies, and whether they're better free-standing or requiring support.
So I made a picture of some levitating boobies.
Very shonky, quicky and dirty, but I thought I'd share it for the cheap laugh.
(So I made a picture of some levitating boobies.
Very shonky, quicky and dirty, but I thought I'd share it for the cheap laugh.
moogthedog,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:23,
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boobies...either orI'm not fussed :D
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:27,
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I imagine what this does to my imagination . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:28,
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levitating boobies eh?Well one good tern deserves another I suppose.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:30,
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I think I'll swan in here and add to the mayhem.
Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:33,
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Eider better not say much more.Eiders seemed to be the most shocked of all birds have a listen to this
www.rspb.org.uk/wildlife/birdguide/name/e/eider/
Click the play button
(www.rspb.org.uk/wildlife/birdguide/name/e/eider/
Click the play button
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:35,
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Toucan play your game, Missy. Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:37,
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if we carry on like this it is going to get fowl arrangedletters,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:37,
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These aren't making me owl with laughterBut then they're only swift puns
(
Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:39,
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Shall we have a round-robin to see who can make the best? Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:41,
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Well this word play was only for a(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:42,
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I'd retire here, but loathe the thought of being thought of as chicken. Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:47,
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I'm just parotting on again. Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:59,
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The mysterious duck of mystery approves
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:31,
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Mysterious duck . . . looks like a happy duck ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:33,
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Mysterious duck is ace.....And there'd be no argument on who got the leg and who got the breast...!!!
(,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:35,
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Wait until they get tied up ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:27,
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:Ddon't forget to lol at the single girls as well.. sexist.
:)
(:)
arrangedletters,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:32,
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Flying furtive bear escapes half cut in the clone stamp wars...
Hehe.......That's what I thought and i was the one that made it....!!!
(,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:32,
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It's better off than The Titanic ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:21,
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Partially buoyant . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:36,
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What can i say . . . I like . . . LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLs . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:43,
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Hahaha....!!!I had guessed that which is why I put an extra one in there just for your plleasure...!!!
(,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:48,
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Just beforehe went to Tatoonine to live in solitude for a number of years,Obi-Wan liked to indulge in a bit of glacier hoovering!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:24,
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I reckon circulation is down now . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:10,
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The quality did drop when they stopped nicking our stuff.
kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:17,
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I'll look forward to not seeing this, this week. Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:12,
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I'm still waiting for them to get back to me with a revised offerWoo!
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:15,
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I won an iPod for allowing them to use one of my pics.They emailed me for permission but not before they'd nicked a different one.
( kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:19,
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they're not so bad now..at least they pay out money :) prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:20,
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Arf......There's nothing there.... just like the rest of the magazine..!!!!
(,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:19,
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Mind your english . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:09,
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Brill*crosses snooker of list*
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:11,
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Poor Alfie......he's clearly covering for the mum's father.
(
diyjoe,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:03,
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I think that he's got . . . Triskaidekaphobia ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:08,
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Why was this child's identity not protected?It fucked a right mong and hence might feel genuinely suicidal about at some future stage with the awareness of public knowledge
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:08,
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Why was this allowed to happen in the first place!!*Goes all Daily Mail*
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:10,
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Some would call that . . . postal . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:11,
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children should not be issued a penis or vagina untill they pass the age of consent arrangedletters,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:11,
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They would only hang around the clinic where they get penii and vagiiand bother adults to get them one.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:15,
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oh but that is a situation I would love to seeoi mister.. mister! I'll giz ya a fiver if you get me a cock.. a big one mind.. I don't want the lads to be mockin me.
( arrangedletters,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:24,
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It's the media innit!Never let social dysfunctionality get in the way of a good shock story!
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:11,
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I muttered this last nightbut this is genuine madness, it's sexual abuse via ignorance on their behalf because the British are crap at dealing with sex and teenage pregnancy , unlike our western European neighbors as far as the statistics go. Their respective parents should be tried in a court of law for their lack of parental concern or action. But that's chav scum for you. Worthless to the core.
But all in the open, if either was a involved in a murder, their identity would have been protected on account of their age in a court of law
(But all in the open, if either was a involved in a murder, their identity would have been protected on account of their age in a court of law
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:30,
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i just read the story, the lads dad has 9 kids himself.must be the most potent bloodline in history.
good lord, that'll be one well adjusted child when it grows up
(good lord, that'll be one well adjusted child when it grows up
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:11,
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This angers me more. Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:22,
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it does have a ridiculous ammount of enteries.well done it :)
( arrangedletters,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:03,
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hahaI knew he was evil
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:09,
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I don't trust that turtle...he's the real mastermind behind it prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:11,
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You could compo your name . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:12,
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Haha....I thought that when I saw the compo....!!!
Appart from my deliberate spelling srror though ...!!!
(,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:21,
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Appart from my deliberate spelling srror though ...!!!
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