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# Cards being dealt to a black belt melted elk made of felt being pelted with whelks
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:04, archived)
# yay rhyming imagery!

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:06, archived)
# what's the green stuff and who's the bloke (or is it simply male)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:08, archived)
# it's curly kale *or grass if I was feeling like being an arse*
it is a snail in a pail, filled with curly kale, sits on a daily mail while a pale dale (winton tv presenter over here.. usually has an orange skin palour) stands in chain mail with a flail that is blown by a strong, yet isolated, gale.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:11, archived)
# ah awesome i missed the gale.
and I had no idea who the bloke was so i also missed the pale bit.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:12, archived)
# i think this was still in my period
of making pictures subtly animated so i didn't have to bother optimizing them that much.. :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:14, archived)
# actually i though it was from your period
where you weren't very good at animating so that was just him failing at flailing.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:17, archived)
# ah so you mean my life then.
that period.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:18, archived)
# unless you're really a girl.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:18, archived)
# what day is it?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:20, archived)
# um it's not thursday, I have to do something thursday.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:21, archived)
# shame
pretty sure I'm a girl on thursdays.

I have a premium rate number and everything
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:23, archived)
# Nonce.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:21, archived)
# sense
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:22, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9158906
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:24, archived)
# they are better names :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:27, archived)
# man in chain mail flailing at a snail on the daily mail in a pail?
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:08, archived)
#
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:09, archived)
# i will take 10
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:11, archived)
# AHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:14, archived)
# Bucketfull of of weed being watched by the famous anorexic Kelly Jones in a grey vest holding a vibrodonger at the edge of a forest
a snail is there too
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:10, archived)
# hehehe
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:08, archived)
# /In the morning/ [high pitched wow-waw, c.1920's]
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:09, archived)
# you didn't mention his belt.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:16, archived)
# ah, thanks
i knew i'd miss something
i've editted it
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:28, archived)
# Haha!
If time is infinite then this will happen one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:25, archived)
# but if time is infinite then it could never happen
nothing could as infinity is not divisibile there would be an infinite ammount of time between every action.

/needless early morning philosophy blog
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:28, archived)
# Not necessarily
See Zeno and calculus
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:32, archived)
# I miss a level philosophy
it all went wrong for our teacher when he mentioned the phallucy of the affirmation of the concequent and straw men arguemnts.

after that they became our anwers for everything.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:35, archived)
# Ah.
He was more logisticion ion that philosopher?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:44, archived)
# well logic is a branch of philosophy
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:29, archived)
# A better objection would be to point out that
Infinite time does not mean that all possible
events will happen. you could flip a coin an
infinate ammount of times and have the infinate
bad luck to always get heads.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:36, archived)
# The yiff experiment continues.


click for full nsfw


Further to this post yesterday:
www.b3ta.com/board/9185799,

where I discussed my plans of drawing soft core anthro hentai, ie a squirrel with tits, to see if I could sell it on ebay.

I have now drawn a new draft yiffy image. I will change the caption should I draw a final version of this to try and sell on ebay.

As before is she hot (for a squirrel) any comments critique etc.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:59, archived)
# I WANT YOUR TITS
I WILL BUY YOUR FURRY GLOBES
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:01, archived)
# YEAH CHING CHING
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:03, archived)
# A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
GREAT CHINGER WOULD CHING AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:04, archived)
# WHAT ARE YOU DOING
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:01, archived)
# I am drawing nawty pictures to see if they sell...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:02, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:15, archived)
# I also say
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:16, archived)
# hahah I don't!!
I've drawn maybe three or four anime things before. I drew some women with tails or animal features when jollyjack stopped posting last year and that's about it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:18, archived)
# it's ok
I'e just been looking for an excuse to post that pic.

Quick, fp it, it's not even mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:22, archived)
# No one can match your Bargey sketches
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:22, archived)
# I was gunna do a proper version of this one.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:24, archived)
# I would like to see a proper version of that too.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:28, archived)
# youtube bargearse and watch all episodes
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:41, archived)
# YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:37, archived)
# is there a reason you posted this? it's stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:22, archived)
# oh man
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:23, archived)
# as mentioned below, hetero boyzone crap is bullshit.
i'm not crying, i'm just telling you. there's a difference.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:24, archived)
# Who mentioned boyzone?
You're a crazy person!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:25, archived)
# hetero boyzone: when the predominately heterosexual male population of message boards attempt to alienate people who aren't just like them.
as exemplified by your post, which prominently features the epithet 'faggot' accompanied by a woman who isn't 'hot'.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:29, archived)
# Oh gee. You don't like a word I used - I must fit perfectly into your pre-defined label.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:30, archived)
# no, the cavalier use of a denigrating term annoys me.
when it's pointed out, the sensible reaction in polite society is to admit you're being a dick and stop it, not to try to be a bigger dick.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:34, archived)
# Nobody gives a fuck if you're annoyed on the Internet.
Man up.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:35, archived)
# ah, more boyzone crap. your range of expression is amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:37, archived)
# I'm going to assume "boyzone crap" means something.
How is "man up" in any way homophobic?

It means ,stop being a little whiney little girl on the Internet, and grow a pair. It has nothing to do with your sexual preferences.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:42, archived)
# you really are a simpleton if you don't understand how 'man up' is boyzone crap.
and in case you really cannot read, i didn't say 'man up' was homophobic. go back and try again.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:44, archived)
# Daddy raped you just a bit too hard eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:45, archived)
# please do try harder, i'm not as easy to wind up as people with your limited intelligence.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:48, archived)
# Oh right, I suppose I am the one being wound up?
Yes, you got me there! I was reeled in when I posted the hot lady wasn't I?

OH I FEEL SO STUPID.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:51, archived)
# you should, you are stupid.
and you do seem wound up, which likely annoys you more than anything else here.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:53, archived)
# pfft, you're brilliant you are.
Spastic, but brilliant, in your own autistic little way.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:58, archived)
# you should post some more pics you didn't make that are hosted by people you don't know.
that particularly makes your already tremendous arguments so much more compelling.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:00, archived)
# What arguments?
I've not posted any viewpoints, you have. You're quite irate about it too.

grr!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:04, archived)
# i suspect any viewpoint you might have would be as second-hand and second-rate as your pics.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:11, archived)
# THEY AREN'T MINE
It's this kind of sloppy thinking that got one of them FP'd. Pay attention at the back!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:15, archived)
# it's clear they aren't yours, hence my note that you're leaching.
do try to keep up.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:19, archived)
# You just said they were mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:20, archived)
# yes, they're 'yours' as in you posted them here.
we all own our posts here, meaning we're responsible for the content in them, even if the words and images aren't original. are you new to language?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:23, archived)
# Yes. Booga wooga?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:34, archived)
# you got today's codes?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 7:33, archived)
# 2 HOURS
you better have today's bloody codes
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 7:35, archived)
# Right.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:37, archived)
# It's the first image of it's kind I've ever seen.
I think maybe you're just an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:30, archived)
# good for you. you're an asshole.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:32, archived)
# You're a fucking nazi, how dare you say that she is not HOT.
She is totally hot, and you are jealous of my left thumb.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:33, archived)
# yep, you're an asshole. how surprising.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:37, archived)
# Does that make me a faggot?
I hate leftover meatballs.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:39, archived)
# and now you're leaching pics. that proves how adult you are.
edit: my mistake. everything you've posted here has been leached, hasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:39, archived)
# I have been all along, you stupid boy.
I don't think 4chan's archive site will give a shit either. You could try letting them know - they might come and hunt me down! OH NOES!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:44, archived)
# finally, a post from you that isn't complete nonsense.
you must have had help with it. still, leaching is frowned upon here, which you should know by now.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:47, archived)
# OH PLEASE GOD NO!
DON'T FROWN UPON ME! OH MY GOD, MY SAD PATHETIC LIFE IS OVER!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:49, archived)
# if only.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:50, archived)
# Is this you wishing harm toward someone online?
Would you like a Nice Cup of Tea and a Sit Down? You seem to be unable to keep biting.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:59, archived)
# i don't think any harm would come from your life ending.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:02, archived)
# See, now you're just being Pasanoncic.
I WISH HARM ON PEOPLE WHO ARE CLEARLY GETTING TO ME, BUT I AM NOT UPSET! NO! I JUST WANT THEM DEAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:05, archived)
# what harm? you said your life was over, i merely hoped you were right.
and you're not getting to me in the slightest. don't flatter yourself, kid.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:13, archived)
# You appear to be unable to accept your wound up state.
Dave posts a nonsense pic = Postbear getting defensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:19, archived)
# keep trying. anything else to leach?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:21, archived)
# oh loads
Seeing as you asked so nicely!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:23, archived)
# go for broke! post a lot more.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:24, archived)
# This is you:
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:39, archived)
# more! you should post more leached pics!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:43, archived)
# yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:48, archived)
# it's always a good move to try and drag more people into the argument, particularly when they aren't posting at the moment.
lots of class shown there.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:50, archived)
# I'm not trying to do any such thing.
I'll carry this on up above, as we have run out of space.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:52, archived)
# no matter to me, as long as you post more leached pics.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:53, archived)
# I've been tricking you!
Some of them aren't leeched! HAH! FOOLED! I bet you're gutted now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:55, archived)
# and yet most of them have been.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:57, archived)
# nobody cares
except you
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 6:07, archived)
# Is that a giant poo or some sort of wierd sea creature?
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:54, archived)
# It's Postbear.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:57, archived)
# So... both?
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:59, archived)
# dare I ask what is hetero boyzone?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:26, archived)
# see above.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:29, archived)
# I think I'll go before this turns all nasty.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:31, archived)
# I'm going to hide under my desk. I have Pepsi. You want in?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:34, archived)
# I think i'll hide under my desk to, but i have irn bru.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:34, archived)
# I HAZ BEER!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:39, archived)
# UNDER THE DESK PARTY. I'M GONNA FUCKING DANCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:45, archived)
# PARTY TIEM!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:46, archived)
# I do not approve of this image.
It is homophobic, but let's call it "boyzone", and you are a mean nasty man on the Internet. I'm going to tell my Mummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:48, archived)
# well, you're wrong again, but that's not surprising.
also, it's 'shopped and not leached, which probably baffles you.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:49, archived)
# [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:50, archived)
# Apparently so!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:51, archived)
# It's all going to end soon.
One of them will more than likely thump their keyboard and break it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:34, archived)
# me ! !!!!11 ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 1 !!! !
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:46, archived)
# Looks like a barney did happen...
*crawls further under desk*

I haven't had a beer for a week :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:48, archived)
# I feel ill.
Which is to say you are dialing it in.
Hair halo and more hints of fur on arms...*vomits*, ffffffuuuuu etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:02, archived)
# ah yeah bit of furryness around the elbows.
I intend to colour it before flogging it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:03, archived)
# i thought ebay does not like the porns
or as this is drawn does it successfully mascerade as art?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:05, archived)
# I don't know. I do know that JollyJack flogs pinups on ebay though.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:06, archived)
# FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:03, archived)
# That's no way to talk about yourself internet name Ttssattsr.
You have been through a lot.

and be aware that this started as the result of a joke i made to redsushi.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:05, archived)
# What happened, Internet name K3b/-\b? You've stooped to a new low.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:09, archived)
# Well it's the only way I could go!
I had an idea to make money off unsuspecting internet weirdos, so I'm trying to make it work.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:11, archived)
# Let me know if it sells. I think you should split the money with everyone in this thread. I do. I think that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:19, archived)
# I shall use it to buy everyone an icecream
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:26, archived)
# that's uncalled for.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:17, archived)
# :( Sorry, pa.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:18, archived)
# keep the hetero boyzone crap down, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:21, archived)
# 4chan is that way
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:34, archived)
# Cheers for the update - I haven't checked /mu/ today.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:38, archived)
# you have included a comma in the link
subsequently it doesn't work.

I have no opinions on nude animals.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:04, archived)
# that is the crux of his humour
the comma not the skwirl
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:06, archived)
# fixed.
Neither do I, I just want to see if i get money for it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:06, archived)
# yes but you are asking opinions on how to make it sexiargh
Jolly jacks seem to to have more human like features than this.. from memory. where yours looks more animal than human.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:14, archived)
# hmmm yes and no.
www.collectedcurios.com/Hilary_Big_Bad_Wolf_2008_07_02.jpg

certainly the facial features are a bit more human. but the squirrel thing he draws is less so.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:21, archived)
# No doubt someone, somewhere around the world, would buy it
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:06, archived)
# yeah but that could be said of a dog turd
FUCK WHY AM I GOING TO ALL THIS EFFORT WHEN I COULD SEE IF I COULD FLOG A DOG TURD?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:07, archived)
# Both the turd and picture will sell in Newtown.
However you will get a lot more for the picture
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:09, archived)
# oh yeah, but the opposite is true in kings cross.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:10, archived)
# i do beleive a sainsburys carrier bag
was sold for a fiver to a japanese buyer.

yay ebay!

humourously shaped vegetables also sell quite well.

as does jesus.

maybe you should draw a yiff with the face of jesus "that appeared" when you "spilt" ink over it or something.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:17, archived)
# Hahaha, no screw that. Just say that Jesus' face appeared in your drawing.
And make the drawing purely a picture of Jesus' face. The amount of money you can get from it is an objective measure of the doomnedness of civilisation.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:21, archived)
# you have your mission if you choose to accept it :)
I wont self destruct though.. that seems like too much effort.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:26, archived)
# OH HELL YEAH. MASKING FLUID.
put masking fluid on, draw a bit of yiff, tip over and ink bottle, remove masking fluid

BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

IT'S A SIGN NO-ONE SHOULD DRAW SINFUL MATERIALS!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:29, archived)
# one of my mum's oven mits has a burn on it.
looks like the famous grandma of shoes picture.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:23, archived)
# making money from unsuspecting weirdos: good.
i want a cut.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:08, archived)
# USE A RAZORBLADE EMO!!
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:09, archived)
# ok, i'll settle for your firstborn.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:23, archived)
# I did a five minute mouse drawing in paint, that's about the extent of my perverted drawing today.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:09, archived)
# I like this, so I clicked the I like this button.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:12, archived)
# I was hungry
So I edited the HTML to add a "Gimme a ham sandwich dammit" button and clicked it.

Still hungry
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:50, archived)
# top painty. now try and sell it on ebay.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:13, archived)
# whiskers and a strap-on
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 7:13, archived)
# pfffft it's got wiskers.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 8:14, archived)
# VIMOD IS DISPLEASED WITH THE INCREASED BRIDGE TOLL
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:40, archived)
# i renounce the power of vimod
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:44, archived)
# HAHAHa this needs to happen!!
hey bargey do you mind if I park my latest squirrel in here in a little while? I don't wanna clog up too many threads with them for fear of be called a yiffer.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:47, archived)
# It'd be really funny if "B&" appeared the next NYE fireworks
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:49, archived)
# DO IT!
You could probably put it in a new post. There aren't any Nazi's doing the Gay Shift
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:53, archived)
# ok then new thread incoming...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:49, archived)
# How does he feel about
them shutting the toll booths and making the whole bridge cashless?
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:00, archived)
# He likes this, as he now has more systems to control
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:08, archived)
# uh oh it's the second coming.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Crap Compo Entry.


On the plus side it doesn't take up your bandwidth..
(Sir Drinkcelot Sticking It To The Man Since 1988, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:34, archived)
# Pfft!
You made need to change this from a "normal post" to a "challenge entry"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:42, archived)
# yes, by editing the post and clicking the little drop down box
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:47, archived)
# On the strength of this
I shall not be looking for another accredited on-line degree via you.

STAND UP FOR YOURSELF MAN. BE A BRAVE MAN. SAY THINGS AND DO THINGS. show everybody your genitals in waitrose.

You've never stuck it to the man, have you?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 7:18, archived)
# BITCH, I'MMA KILL YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:25, archived)
# OH HAI POPULA DED BABBY

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:32, archived)
# FEMA is coming to get you
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:43, archived)
# I'm in the UK.
EVERYTHING IS FINE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:46, archived)
# something about Ystrad Mynach
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:33, archived)
# Phloom
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:40, archived)
# something about Llanbradach
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:00, archived)
# I'll have a couple of shots please
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:42, archived)
# BABBY BROWN DRANK YO!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:52, archived)
# HEEMS BEE FULL O' MEGAJIZM
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:55, archived)
[challenge entry] They were at least a decade ahead of their time
(thanatos, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:20, archived)
# pffft. nice.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:47, archived)
[challenge entry] The Trout Mask made me do it!


check file name for RIS
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:03, archived)
# fran?
ashally, looks like patti smith now.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:07, archived)
# You removed TWO things!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:11, archived)
# That is like "Did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!"
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:46, archived)
# HAND TO PUBIS!
this is some nice hand to pubis action.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:48, archived)
# FUCK YOU
I'M A PENGUIN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:54, archived)
# Serves the bloody furry right.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:54, archived)
# you do this just to fill me with lust, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:16, archived)
# oorrrrrFNNNnnnn
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:16, archived)
# ok, that fixed that.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:26, archived)
# God help us all
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:27, archived)
# I'm scared!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:46, archived)
# hey buddy com'ere
my tires are a bit low
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:03, archived)
# I see an upset penguin, screaming.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:59, archived)
# BOWLEGGED NUN IS BOWLEGGED.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)
# ^
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:54, archived)
# SPRUNG BEAN FLICKING
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:59, archived)
# urghhh
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:05, archived)
# PUSH!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:06, archived)
# shes actually sucking it back in
TAKE THAT PRO LIFERS
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:09, archived)
# We deal with some complex issues here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:26, archived)
# choice is for faggots
debate over. goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:53, archived)
# o there you are.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:09, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:26, archived)
# Man,
I'm loving your sig!
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# ? : O
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)
# goodnight anorexic wolverine
sleep tight.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)
# HAI THAR.
UR SKIN IS ALL ON THE FLOOR MATE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)
# good night human
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)
# *That*
Hellraiser and beyond.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Goodnight zombie chap
I shall be off to bed soon.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)
# night night zombie man
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)
# OH MY YOU NEED A GOOD LIE DOWN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)
# I think he has been resting for too long he's begining to decompose
Rather like Beethoven after he died ~ decomposer
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:08, archived)
# I really liked that album that zombie beethoven released a few years ago
I didn't think much of that filmclip he did but the music was pretty damn good. Much better than his early stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:12, archived)
# night-night.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)
# CYA
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:10, archived)
# TARA



(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:11, archived)
# lets fight!


(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:31, archived)
# WOW
That's a great creature but Prototype Urban Fear Patrol Vehicle cannot be beaten. It has blood, negro hands and Radio Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:10, archived)
# THIS IS WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT THE FUCK RIGHT NOW BEWARE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)
# LIES!


This is what happen right now!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)
# sea shanties!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)
# can't beat a good hard salty shanty
innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)
# the night was late the wind was strong as we sailed on in to port
it looked like fate had come along for this night of sport

the men did scream a sailors shout a shriek of pure lust
and like a dream there cocks were out and their sizes they did discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:13, archived)
# GET YOUR COMPASS LEG AWAY FROM ME
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)
# YOU GOD DAMN DIRTY NAVIGATOR!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:08, archived)
# TRUES

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:11, archived)
# SMOKING! The most healthy and natural thing for your body.
(plus it makes you look cool)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:12, archived)
# ^Vitamin C as a bonus.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:14, archived)
# INTERWEBZ BEE PHUCKIN WID MA SEMEN
!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)
# I am reading this as the intern ETs
and imagining a suitably humourous sitcom about recent alien visitors to our planet trying to fit in as interns at a heaving media conglomerate with HUMOUROUS RESULTS.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)
# work experience reptilians?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)
# cethlopods!
tp oh and it needs an a as well..
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)
# makes no odds, the insectoids are going to come and destroy them all
AHAHAHHAHAA HAAHAH! AHAH!!

oh, pretend I didn't say that, it's meant to be secret
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:08, archived)
# the royal family
/icke blog
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)
# but they've never experienced work
/hypocritcial student blog
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)
# yes they have,
they've watched it on occasion

sometimes for whole minutes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:08, archived)
# "oooh you're a carpenter?
what does that mean then?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:10, archived)
# "how does one carpent?"
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:14, archived)
# well, you need to get a decent sized carp
and ent it at things
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)
# fish the size of talking trees!!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:28, archived)
# It's easy.
just get wood.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:21, archived)
# *lathes*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:29, archived)
# INTERNETS!
SERIOUS MINDPISSERY!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)
# bbzzzttt
I need directional arrows to fully understand the scale of this situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)
# STOP BEING DO DIRECTION ORIENTATED AND BEWARE. LIKE, FULLY BEWARE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)
# awareness bees launched
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:08, archived)
# i think a few of those jacks are attached to the genitals.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)
# THIS IS YOUR BRANE
THIS IS YOUR BRANE ON INTENET
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)
# OH HAI THAR VIMOD
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:08, archived)
#
www.merinews.com/upload/imageGallery/bigImage/1224661757136.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:11, archived)
# THIS IS WHAT THE INTERNET IS FOR


(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:12, archived)
# meh
(All The Worlds Squirrels Tied to a stick, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:35, archived)
# oddest couple ever.
also.. I bet that's his bedroom.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:36, archived)
# Nah.
No Speed Racer bedsheets.

I bet the other boys at school worship him...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:43, archived)
# he strikes me as a pink teddy bear kind of guy.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Are those pink socks?
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:53, archived)
# How the fuck did that happen though.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:36, archived)
# are you seriously asking how is babby formed?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)
# YES PLEASE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:42, archived)
# well

they need to do way instain mother who kill thier
babbys.
becuse these babby cant frigth back? it was on the news
 this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids .
 they are taking the three babby back to new york too
 lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ;
 i am truley sorry for your lots
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:43, archived)
# THEY SHOULD DO WAY INSTAIN MOTHER.
Edit: Oh right you've got the whole lot now.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)
# fucking > in sentences innit!
causes html mayhem!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)
# HTML MAYHEM IS MY NEW THEME FOR THE NEXT 36 SECONDS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:45, archived)
# SHIT!!!!

Xxxxx x   x XXX xxxxx
x     x   x  x    x  
xxxxx xxxxx  x    x  
    x x   x  x    x  
xxxxx x   x xxx   x

oh shit, I give up
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Thought that. On the news she looked a bit ... touched. In the head.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)
# haven't seen the tv today
"not quite" mental age is it?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)
# I started thinking:
If his kid had a child at 13, he could be a grandfather at 26. And a great-grandfather at 39! (etc)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:43, archived)
# the odds of this are most high
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:45, archived)
# but, but
at 91, he could be a great-great-great-great-great-grandfather!

most people would be 175 by that stage!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:53, archived)
# That baby is already pregnant
according to the daily mail. probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)
# haha
it's an immigrant too

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:56, archived)
# aren't they both statutory rapists?
as neither of them are old enough to give legal concent...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)
# I think the considered legal opinion is:
"Oh what the fuck? Hell no? Really?"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)
# there has been a 12 year old father in england
so he isn't the youngest.

EDIT: sweet crappity crap! youngest mother in the world was aged 5..
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Yes but that was a special set of circumstances
and her father was unlucky in that his daughter had an abnormal maturation rate. Otherwise he could have gone on fucking her until she was at least 10.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:53, archived)
# spoken like a true daddy :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)
# that's just fucked up
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:54, archived)
# fucking hell the bottom 3 are from peru what the hell is wrong with that country
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:56, archived)
# well, it's peru
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:56, archived)
# 'darkest' peru.
Paddington bear, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:58, archived)
# they eat guinea pigs
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:58, archived)
# inbetween drug cartel shootouts
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)
# as did jesus for his last supper
according to one of their paintings

I giggled for quie a while when I found that one out.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)
# he was a nutter too.
It must be something they put in the guinea pigs. And that my friends is proper science.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)
# stuff the guinea pig with a selection of finest leaves from the local ali-baba
gulp it down

next thing you know you're nailed to a cross hearing god :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)
# remind me not to eat one. I'm not entirely sane at the moment, i don't need anything to make it worse.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)
# was it the guinea pig that impregnated them then?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:19, archived)
# Escaped nazi scientists in hiding
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)
# giving birth to guinea pigs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)
#
I believe they had sexual intercourse.
(All The Worlds Squirrels Tied to a stick, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Correct.
+5 points.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:43, archived)
# well,
when a strange manboy child loves an interestingly faced 15 year old with little care for the fact her boyfriend looks more fetal than their potential progeny.. that are when babby does form.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Perhaps I should have asked how the situation came to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:42, archived)
# *suitably elaborate comedy answer*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)
# *clown nose honking noises*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:45, archived)
# *pelican feet squitch squich noise as it walks across tray of inch deep scrambled egg*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:46, archived)
# humourous trombone action?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:45, archived)
# PARP!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:50, archived)
#
12 bottles of blue wkd and a miracle.
(All The Worlds Squirrels Tied to a stick, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:46, archived)
# i don't find her face that interesting
usually when an underage boy is caught having sex with, say, his teacher, the teacher is a fucking bombshell, and everyone just says "oh, good lad... lucky sumbitch"

but yeah. no. not with a ten foot pole.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:48, archived)
# i think i was trying to be politely euphamistic.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:49, archived)
# the boy was probably just paying attention to the size of her boobies the entire time it was happening
good lad
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:50, archived)
# you mean?


and there was confusion?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:57, archived)
# muhaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:19, archived)
# other than he stuck his whoowhoodilly in her chacha without anysort of plastic wrapping?
An ill discipline that I certainly didn't have at that age. Kids today *shakes head*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Happy St. Skeletor's day!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!!
let's all laugh at the recently dumped. hahaha. there that was fun.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)
# well that's just mental innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)
# both of them
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Actually, feck it, ALL THREE OF THEM
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Well yeah of course
and the teddy bears
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:51, archived)
# this is why smoking should be incouraged.
infertility for the win.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:40, archived)
# fugly chavs
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/worlds_funniest_abortions.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Underage hot semen in young cunt fiasco.
(Remix)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Pffft, it's Top 10 material
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:50, archived)
# She's only eight months, ya dirty gazm.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:53, archived)
# BAN THIS SICK FEEESH!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Muthafuckin Feesh bee fuckin ma beez n anus G.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)
# D-:
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:50, archived)
# Hello Jesus, I dun fucked a baby in the shit.
Jesus - LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:54, archived)
# I EXPECT THIS WILL HAPPEN
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:56, archived)
# erm
is it just me, or does she look like Vic Reeves?

only with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Over The Hill (and far away), Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:48, archived)
# No, it's not just you that looks like Vic Reeves with tits.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:49, archived)
# You wouldn't let it lie, would you!
You wouldn't let it lie!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:50, archived)
# well NOW she does.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:57, archived)
# I was thinking the exact same thing
what a looker.
(I helped save b3ta! nastybadger, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:12, archived)
# this is truly fucked in the head. I cannot think of words which describe how fucked up this is.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:52, archived)
# being a sociopath, i don't often empathise with people.
that babby is going to need a lot of luck to be sane.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:56, archived)
# well, I'm sure it'll have a great lump sum of daily mail money at various points throughout it's life
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)
# i wonder how long it'll be before 'goldenpalace dot com" is tattooed on the babby's face.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)
# The original:


So much potential....
(All The Worlds Squirrels Tied to a stick, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:58, archived)
# This is living™
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)
# "look, we've got the latest tamagotchi!"
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Nicked from another website
(All The Worlds Squirrels Tied to a stick, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)
# HAHAHAH
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:21, archived)
# She's got great tits, you cannot deny that
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:27, archived)
# she has just given birth...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:32, archived)
# and is a child
(All The Worlds Squirrels Tied to a stick, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:57, archived)
# Ideal conditions for growing great tits
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:04, archived)
# Zoo Love!
(Fly Projector, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:26, archived)
# I had no idea elephants could fashion crude lionskin cloaks.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:27, archived)
# 'snot crude
it's covering it's bits up.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Awwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:34, archived)
# ooooh
that looks suspiciously like art :D

tis a lovely effect.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:35, archived)
# 'Fauxphotos' a fad that lasted a very short time.
I blame advertising executives.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:40, archived)
# is this one from a single photo?
I am intrigued
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Yep, one photo. Fake perspective on just the frames.
More common to see them face on. So I added something
to that idea and some extra eyes--then got bored with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:46, archived)
# arrrgh!
yep, I think I did a shark helicopter one somewhere, I was more wondering if it was genuinely a giraffe licking a squirrel.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:56, archived)
# Source if you wanted it.
animals.timduru.org/ids/albums/squirrel/Picture12.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:13, archived)
# haha
tasty eyeball
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:15, archived)
# not sure if it's the lighting but that still looks shopped
hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:30, archived)
# for it exsisting or for it lasting a short time?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Both.
If it had not been adverts first it might have lasted.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:54, archived)
# aww!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)
# This reminds me of the moscow circus
and its 15 page pamphlet on the love between a hippo and an elephant.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)
# i bet this is the safest image labelled 'zoo love' on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:57, archived)
# Arrrggghhh!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Arrrggghhh!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:16, archived)
# OH GOD! WHAT? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING? Arrrggghhh!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Giant Nixon head wants to nose rape you!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:18, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:20, archived)
# NIXON!
PUT AWAY YOUR FURIOUS FIST. IT IS CAUSING HAVOC WITH MY TV RECEPTION.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:24, archived)
# I could watch that for hours
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:23, archived)
# well only another 1 hour 47 mins to go
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:31, archived)
# ok that's enough for me
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:36, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)
# ahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:58, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:16, archived)
# flee!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:17, archived)
# HE IS HINDERED BY CHIN
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:23, archived)
# NIXON CHIN IS AERODYNAMIC FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:25, archived)
# AERODYNAMICS AND FRICTION ARE ENEMY OF NIXON SPEEDY ADVANCEMENT
THE BASTARDS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Lucky he's going through snow and not air then....
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:34, archived)
# fluid dynamics then
you pedantic cunt

IT'S LATE STAURDAY NIGHT GIVE A MAN SOME LEEWAY
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)
# "Baba-baroo-ooo!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:25, archived)
# YES!
He chases the zamboni.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:15, archived)
# zoinks!
like, what is is, scoob?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:16, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:20, archived)
# well this is an entire thread of win
at least a spool of it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:23, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:25, archived)
# arrrgh!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:58, archived)
# some half arsed thoughts about
babbys mildly nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:07, archived)
# I feel a bit dirty for having looked at that.
EDIT: I do like the blue baguette babby going 'wah', and the babby looking at internet porn, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Very David Shirgley.
Kevin Eldon is now narrating the picture in my mind.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:10, archived)
# ha ha ha I love your stylings
so woo to yoo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:11, archived)
# hahaha nothing wrong with that :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:12, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:12, archived)
# wow
wow
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Woo.
How is babby formed?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:13, archived)
# How girl get pregnaet?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:17, archived)
# THEY SHOULD WAY INSTAIN MOTHER.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:18, archived)
# hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:14, archived)
# yes I like this at all
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:14, archived)
# great stuff
babies really are parasites aren't they
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:18, archived)
# hahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:24, archived)
# :D:D:D:D
I too want to wear my umbilical chord like a scarf/sash
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:25, archived)
[challenge entry] aw man they got rid of the good one!
(bitchman contains mild peril, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha
Also:

Too subtle?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Haha!
Moleymoleymoleymoley etc.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:00, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Fine then

EDIT oh dear, I've made him look a bit of a bell-end
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:12, archived)
# nah, he did that himself in 'analyze that'
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:18, archived)
# How about now?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Damn this recession!
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:45, archived)
# He's seen the kind of stuff you post here.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:45, archived)
# I like my gubby little mind.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:46, archived)
# My mind might need a bit of poking at this point . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Do you have a problem with our grubby little minds?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:50, archived)
# He appears to have a large and oddly-shaped bell-end
on a contrastingly long and slender shaft
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:55, archived)
# This is precisely the kind of thing that makes me love B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:57, archived)
# :D
I guess that's what you meant by grubby little minds
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:58, archived)
# You love teh pointed bellends.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:58, archived)
# I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Hah, did you respond to that at exactly the moment I edited it?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Dunno. Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Well you'd better have, otherwise you just called me a cunt for no reason.
*Unsmilie face*

Nearly typed faeces
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:06, archived)
# I'm confused now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Aftermath of a pointed bellend:
fc14.deviantart.com/fs41/i/2009/042/3/7/Wax_attack_by_BobTodd.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:10, archived)
# 12 Dead, 144 wounded.

Actually the first thing that popped into my head is asking what part of that person's body was held up by a joist.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Bindun Yet???
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Pfft.
That thing really is a nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Mounting a mounted monument ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Heh Heh...............Yer TOO quick for me at this hour me man.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Yeah . . . bu . . . but . . . you made it . . . happen . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Howsabout...............
Mounting a monumental mounted mount??
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Now you're talkin' . . . call in The Mounties !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:55, archived)
# *throws coins at the fountain*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:01, archived)
# they should do that on the humber
beautiful brown water
(Pob mk2, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:02, archived)
[challenge entry] I love lolcats



if this is a bit ris for you, you may wish to look at the second most famous lolcat of all time
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:40, archived)
[challenge entry] shhh i'm asleep

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:44, archived)
# On a stick . . . makes for easier eatin' !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Looks pretty visible to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:47, archived)
# better?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:54, archived)
# hehehehe
what are the ranks of the lolcats? I would have though: ceiling, cheezburger, serious would have been more famous than invisible bike
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:45, archived)
# serious? is that the melon helmet?
edit: no, wait - what about spaghetti cat, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:48, archived)
# melon helmet and spaghetti cat
aren't strictly lolcats.
though melon helmet became one later.

"happy cat has run out of happy" is pretty famous.
perhpas i'll should say invisible bike is in the top ten?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:50, archived)
# I haven't seen spaghetti cat
there's also the original monorail cat.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:52, archived)
# this one
www.hollow-hill.com/sabina/images/serious-cat.jpg

but melon helmet must be up there
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Isn't that the cat which usually has a plastic thing over its head like the bloke from the Fifth Element.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:53, archived)
# ah it's this according to google
pinstripebindi.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/spaghetticathotslut1_0.jpg

I'd forgot about it
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:55, archived)
# well, this is spaghetti cat:
www.spaghetticat.com/

(although you have to watch 30 seconds of idiots first)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:56, archived)
# hmmm
you're right ceiling cat is very popular, but invisible bike made it into teh real wurld
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/18/worlds-largest-cat-lolcat-mural-irl/

which one is serious?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:48, archived)
# looks like serious cat isn't more famous after all!!
But what is this real wurld of which you speak? :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:50, archived)
# A selection of older examples are jazzing below.
Shoppingcart cat (on drum) is the original "invisible", BTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:54, archived)
# ooo thats a big claim
even older than invisible sandwich?
that one pre dates icanhazcheezeburger
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:58, archived)
# FARK, SA, and 4chan had been caterdaying for years...
...before the purpose web sites arrived.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:59, archived)
# i didin't know 4chan used to lolcat
i had heard of fark doing it, and message boards in general.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:05, archived)
# The /b/diots could be called the yeast for the effect.
Bar is low enough there that a lot of bad ideas
got tried and good ones bubbled up. On SA it
TOAP(et al) was more a form of trolling and
infected FARK slowly at first. I was well ahead
of the curve, as were several others here. LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:16, archived)
# I've been systematically going through pown.it
and I didn't realize how long ago "c-c-c-combo breaker" was.

also: pown.it/1232
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:08, archived)
# That's much diferenterly better . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:46, archived)
# WUT?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Ooooooooh great . . . The Catnip Trio are in the house !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:51, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:02, archived)
# haha
ace
(Pob mk2, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:03, archived)
# awwwww thats great
i feel joy and shame.
well done on the bike shadow.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Vampire bike?
:/
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:16, archived)
# No matter what I do, I always feel better when I stop doing it

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:38, archived)
# rar!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:39, archived)
# 7Z!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:41, archived)
# *Zips*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:42, archived)
# re-rars for additional scene bytesaving
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:44, archived)
# :0)
want
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:41, archived)
# you can have
if you pay postage
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:44, archived)

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