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# pig lols.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:38, archived)
# arf!
DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:39, archived)
# silly porky piggy you yam not Death you have now sweepy cutty!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:40, archived)
# It am become sausages
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:42, archived)
# piggy piggy piggy
in my oven NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:42, archived)
# i love that he looks so happy about it!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:43, archived)
# he will be treated well in the afterlife*
*casserole
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:45, archived)
# omnomnomnonm!
whens dinner? I am cooking beefs at the moment!
good old beefs!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:46, archived)
# I haven't had the cattle in a while
roast chicken with celeriac mash awaits me once my good lady has finished preening
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:49, archived)
# I went for simple.
taglitelle with pine nuts and pesto:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:51, archived)
# that is healthy
well done.

I had Haribo on a Dominoes Pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:52, archived)
# sour worms I hope
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:53, archived)
# I hope it was battered and deepfried (with lard topping).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:54, archived)
# correct,
with stuffed crust of marshmallow and caramel.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:00, archived)
# have chordata with that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Sure
I shall puke the lot up, add the chordata and then eat it again. Any particular genus?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:57, archived)
# I'd go for Mustelidae
for that earthy taste
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:05, archived)
# I like your thunking
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:14, archived)
# arf!
the blackest of puddings.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Head cheese stew !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:44, archived)
# "You, you could come over for dinner! You like Headcheese, right?"
"My brother makes it real good!"
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:45, archived)
# *gulps*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:52, archived)
# this
www.b3ta.com/board/9189107
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Heh.
Youwhat?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:08, archived)
# I find this source image far more upsetting than the Korean one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:54, archived)
# ris
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:59, archived)
# pigs dying for food is worse than koreans being burned for no reason / being held at gunpoint
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:03, archived)
# I must have missed 60 Minutes. What are you saying?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:11, archived)
# bacon creature is too small :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:00, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:09, archived)
# is that the poor 13yo dad?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:11, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:12, archived)
# haha!
ooh there's two more trying to claim to be dad now... FIGHTFIGHHTFGIFHGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:14, archived)
# really?
links my friend

The Matthews family if Dewsbury are eventually out of the spotlight
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
That's comedy gold right there
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:56, archived)
# ahaha really
they should make them knife-fight on youtube and the winnar keeps all teh fucked-up kidz.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:17, archived)
# runs for cover
(doogle i've got maddy, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:26, archived)
# I HAM become death, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:03, archived)
# NO
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:04, archived)
# This suck(ling)s
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:07, archived)
# thanks
you smell of poo
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:12, archived)
# I hope you at least get the "suckling" joke...
And I do not smell of poo! I've just got out of the shower!
*drops towel*
See, all clean.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:14, archived)
# ooo nice long healthy bits! very shiny and clean.
*stares*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Awwwwww...
this makes me hungry :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Search and Rescue
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:27, archived)
# fake no shark/bridge
anyone fancy a game of left 4 dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:29, archived)
# YES
i just downloaded it
xfire:
gowcropper
steam:
cropperesp
woooot
will be my first time
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Is there a Columbine expansion?
Left 15 Dead and many wounded.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:30, archived)
# the ending wouldn't be very good
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:31, archived)
# i watched the intro for l4d
the thought... fuck this i´m scared and went on a tapas crawl
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:31, archived)
# harsh
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:31, archived)
# It wasn't meant as praise at what those two pricks did
After all their entire reasoning behind the killings was that they hated the 'Jocks' and yet where did they murder most of the students - The Library how fail is that!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:35, archived)
# hehe
whats that god awful film i sat through with 2 americans stranded at sea.... fucking hell that wasted some time of my life
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Open Water
if you said "awful" then it was Open Water.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Hahaha
no red Airwolf stripes!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:30, archived)
# hehehe!
magic copter!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Amazing what turbo props can do . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:33, archived)
# TURBO PROPS FTW!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:40, archived)
# anyone seen a rotorblade round here?
we had one when we set off!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:08, archived)
# It's in the shop being calibrated . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:14, archived)
[challenge entry] my weak ass photoshopping.
armless guy n wind
(colonelc81 100% Nylon, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:22, archived)
# *can see what you did there*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:23, archived)
# no you can't. it's invisible
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:23, archived)
# weh hey!
bbum bum ting
(colonelc81 100% Nylon, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:26, archived)
# active camoflage engaged
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:23, archived)
# i never noticed what a shocking cliche that guy on the far left is
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:24, archived)
# indeed!
I recently looked into the story behind this image and discovered that it wasn't quite as clearcut as I'd thought.
In fact, I almost found myself saying "serves him right". Almost.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:40, archived)
# I thought it was common knowledge that he had it coming
Executing spies is the norm in most countries.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:12, archived)
# my reading of the picture.
I think the guy on the right is disgusted at the one armed man!
(colonelc81 100% Nylon, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Did the internet arrive in
your town just today?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:26, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:29, archived)
# i remember when they first opened the internet
it was only on for three hours a day and everyone used to get dress up in their sunday best to use it. It was all in black and white, when it finished our Dad used to turn it off and we'd all sing the national anthem.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:31, archived)
# the porn was terrible then though
you were lucky to see a rolled-up bloomer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:36, archived)
# My dad had a lovely sixpack.
Cheeseburgers were a penny then.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:38, archived)
# :D
Hugh is brilliant
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:49, archived)
# He smells of memories
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:10, archived)
# this is how it should be!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Hoverbaby says hi
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:18, archived)
# I, for one, welcome our new antigravity infant overlords.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Well except when their over full nappy drops on your head of course.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Epic 'their' fail lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Oops
*runs back to ninja edit*

My proof reading skills are fail not my grammar.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:24, archived)
# :D Just teasing
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:27, archived)
# I feel so fail when I make mistakes though
I've felt frustrated for many years not having had much opportunity to go to College/University and study the stuff I really wanted to do with my life like Photography, Art and Digital Art and ended up in a dead-beat job fearing that to quit would just be like jumping out of the frying pan into the fire espcially as so many people are losing their jobs now. I could do Open University but I have so little spare time now.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:34, archived)
# I left my job at 25 (post office)
and went to University. Later qualified as teacher. Best move I ever made if ok with a few years of poverty, unable to get on housing ladder situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:41, archived)
# It's all too late for me though
I'm 42 and my other half James has lost his job through having chronic pancreatitis which we have just found out will probably have to be removed in the near future leaving him full diabetic and on tablets to make up for the lack of stomach bile and enzynes. Quit my job now would be financial suicide and all on the gamble that I could even get into University especially as I lack any real qualifications to secure a place and couldn't afford to buy my way through education.

/Anyway that's enough about me it make me depressed thinking about it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Hugs
Don't know what else to say
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Nothing more can be said really
It's a fact that I have to live with it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:59, archived)
# But she really wants a pony !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:20, archived)
# hi hover baby!
have a lollipop!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Sailboat? I can't see anything...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Rats,
Mall-like
(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Snooogens,
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:18, archived)
# noinch
(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Who is showing what . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:16, archived)
# This leaves in a place called RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:19, archived)
# It's a schooner.
(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:28, archived)
# YOU BASTARD!
IT'S A FUCKING SCHOONER!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:44, archived)
# who knew it was so simple!
To think of the money we spent on research!

cancer cure
(colonelc81 100% Nylon, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Thank you very much for posting something you found on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:10, archived)
# actually i took this on my phone in a book shop
why i oughta
(colonelc81 100% Nylon, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)
# This is only prevention in the sense
that the food used in the recipes are unlikely to cause cancer - but that is true of so many things. Life is dangerous so what the hell - let's fuck!

**dissclaimer not a direct request but a general sentiment that sex and fun is all we have in a savage world so forget about the bad things and enjoy life
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:15, archived)
# or say fuck it, it's only gonna get worse, and kill yourself now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:20, archived)
# But then you'll miss the apocalypz!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Yes this will free the world up of those who think in the negative
leaving only postive minded people who will get on each other's nerves after a short while and exterminate each other.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Wankers
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:24, archived)
# or it will stop the planet being so over populated and resource deprived
and everyone else will live happily ever after.

Mass cull, it's the only option, so lets make an ealy start and let some people actually choose!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:26, archived)
# That's so funny
No really it is. I'm so glad you posted it as those idiots that spent ages actually making their own work here deserved to have their hard work knocked off the board.
You're really doing a public service.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Real Photo Sunday is shite. Give it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:16, archived)
# what he said ^
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:34, archived)
# ummm yes
drags out emergency lol car

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Guffaw!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:10, archived)
# its meat!
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Loverly pork.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Meat to please you !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Happy Joints!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Hello meat!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:03, archived)
# I want my dinner now
but I have to wait

I might have to eat pork scratchings instead
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:03, archived)
#
I really want to get this aswell
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:04, archived)
# its fucking useless that. the only good bit is the uber rocket jump
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:18, archived)
# But but it fires 8 nukes at once!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:22, archived)
# even a behemoth only needs 3!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:25, archived)
# 8 NUKES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:27, archived)
# fair point actually
8 NUKES!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:32, archived)
# no chop the faces off!
i hate when my meal stares at me!
omnomnomnom! pork! yum!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:35, archived)
# lol-bondaaaaaaaaage....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:11, archived)
[challenge entry] new religion



edit:added missing tag
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:43, archived)
# lols
thats great!
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:44, archived)
# whatever you say mr god
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:45, archived)
# THY MOTHER KILL THOU SHALT MAKE A BEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:45, archived)
# ha!
a thousand curses on ambiguous two-column text layouts :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:46, archived)
# I like it, it's very drunk riverghost.
/edit: I really did read it like that originally.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Lack of Bearocide is too prevalent in this godless society!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:46, archived)
# I'm not sure I understand this....

but I met a lovely girl last night...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:48, archived)
# could
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Heat in the winter . . . shade in the summer !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:52, archived)
# arf
holy maternal ursinicide
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:50, archived)
# ursinicide. like it...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:53, archived)
# kind of like Intel Inside
but more beary
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Bearism . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
'Mum! Go kill a fuckin' bear, willya!?'
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:55, archived)
# haha
have a click and a pea.


(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:10, archived)
# I knew he was ghey
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:21, archived)
# thank you!
I like the note there.

Similarly:
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:32, archived)
# hahahaha!
woo for the power of editing!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Norks
(strontium190, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:42, archived)
# oh good lord
HaHaHAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:45, archived)
# It all adds up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:48, archived)
# this is soopoib
not least cos Jeri Ryan is in it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:49, archived)
# that is fucking ace!
have a click!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:37, archived)
# ha ha ha
vgood
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:39, archived)
[challenge entry] AE geek punnage Incoming!!!!
Layer Soloing
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:36, archived)
# needs more princess layer
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:38, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:39, archived)
# *SPANG!*
Get out!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:40, archived)
# major spangage
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:40, archived)
# S P A N G !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:41, archived)
# you... you... you...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:41, archived)
# pfft
where's my milk?you'd better get it NOW or else:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:45, archived)
# still waiting for the laser beams...
(I helped save b3ta! the bonzo dog , down on Jollity Farm on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Who wouldn't want to . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:43, archived)
#
www.snipurl.com/spang
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:52, archived)
# and maybe a few
tattootweens?
(kuntybawz, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Is that where they had the Clone Tool Wars?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:05, archived)
# oof! top punnage!
no warp factor though!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:42, archived)
# *spangs hard*
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Han's down . . . that's another great one !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:42, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:42, archived)
# arf
he's even had a button named after him:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Hey! Does this hole still work??
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Who ya gonna call?
Legbusters!

How does it feel to have 118 rip off your t-shirt slogan? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:29, archived)
# actually
i only put it up yesterday thinking people might google for it. Cynical I know.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:35, archived)
# #1 google match
That's pretty good going for 1 day!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:37, archived)
# yeah! I was quite surprised
to say the least
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:41, archived)
# 511 server error CRITICAL!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:41, archived)
# you missed off
the s on t-shirts :)
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:44, archived)
# This interweb malarky is too complicated for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:47, archived)
# there there, don't get all upset
*clutches to bosom*
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Urine trouble if you look up at him too long . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:36, archived)
# needs more ceiling cat!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Spang when ready, gentlemen.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:27, archived)
# heh heh
*admires*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Does she do out calls too ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm torn between enjoying the pun and feeling the need to point out that it's punctuation.

It's too much for a Sunday.
(geekboy Hillbilly., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:25, archived)
# *WANTS*
where can i buy this?
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:45, archived)
[challenge entry] roofers eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# I can see clearly now . . . that the heavens have opened up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Someone painted the roof to look like sky
yay! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Hogwarts?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Jeez
nobody can even see the chemtrails, so sad. What a freaky phenomenon and people can not even notice the poison in the sky.


omfg.



d
(Catnipppp, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:32, archived)
# I'm glad
I checked before having a go at this idea myself. Had enough binduns already. Couldn't have done it this well, anyway. Nice.
(Tony Macaroni hello, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Who stole the Mona Lisa?


I blame the Jaggeroth.

source
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:18, archived)
# I blame Mr Bean
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:19, archived)
# What are the chances?... and relax, hmmmmm


(I helped save b3ta! Peter RICK A dog that shits fruitcake? We're rich!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:24, archived)
# ho hoe!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:52, archived)
# She got up and walked!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:29, archived)
# I see a chameleon in her place
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:36, archived)
# :)
*puts under coat*
*gets tenner for*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:33, archived)
# I blame the night watchman !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:35, archived)
# ooh, how rude!
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Those crazy Poles !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:39, archived)
# haha nice
true story: Mrs Savalas and I were at the Louvre doing the exact same thing these people are (with the appropriate painting still in place of course)

An American couple were stood next to me in typical American tourist garb.

The wife asked her husband "Why are there so mean people looking at that painting of that woman?"
He replied "I dunno honey - shall we just go get lunch?"

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:38, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:17, archived)
# I like this
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:19, archived)
# No wonder the Apple in front of his face
was carefully left in.

He seems to have had a high velocity impact with the ugly tree.

Very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Now he looks kind of sour . . . or a little crabby . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:32, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! BNG likes eating biscuits, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Phwoooorrr
In the words of Willie Rushton on Tiswas... "Sitting duck for a deviant!"
Or in this case, hovering duck.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:03, archived)
# It's part of her costume missing isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:04, archived)
# That is very hard to do without iceskates on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Aceness!


Have another compoed pea.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Now that . . . is showing some real acceleration !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Arse.....
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# oops..
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Stump roast !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:23, archived)
# well i'll be STUMPED!!!!!.............
nicely done mr boo btw:)....rong button i dun:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:28, archived)
# i see what you've done there
you've shopped her tits out!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:19, archived)
# lololololololoooooooooo
y vivaaaaa espanaaaaaaaaaa!
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Would make the film considerably more interesting
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:50, archived)
# more relevant to a lot more people as well
*woo to the pic :)*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:51, archived)
# not making it in the first place would make it more interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:52, archived)
# hahaha
Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich!! Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich?!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:06, archived)
# I was going to do this, but then got bored and went to the pub
Thanks for realising my dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:57, archived)
# S'ok.
My original plan was to remove the masks and have lots of different faces,then I thought sod that!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Should read:
"Never not wanted to be no one else?"
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Now I feel like I'm not being him either . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Rocky Road? Heh Heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Peter RICK A dog that shits fruitcake? We're rich!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
# he looks just as scary without the make up
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
# I tried mending Sloth....


Kinda didn't work
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Ruth! Ruth! Ruth! Baby? Ruth!
:D
(tefu, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:45, archived)
# porn voice over
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:53, archived)
# facelift!!
(Fly Projector, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Calm down dear
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Yes!
I have created Micheal Winner!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:48, archived)
# and because of that, we will now chase you with burning pitchforks to the old wind mill
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Yarrrrrrrrrrrrr! I be taken this thread!
(Fly Projector, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Parrotz...yum...
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
# pfft
the plot thickens
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:09, archived)
# pieces of 8
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Rule breaking #1
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# boop boop boop boop
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
# ...
I could watch this all day!
(Fly Projector, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:33, archived)
# dunno
she's abit skanky

northern aswell probably
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:35, archived)
# yeh like you could do better.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
# I have my standards...
ever diminishing, painfully restrictive standards...
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# ...
I don't know i just know
that i rather look at bubbles
with her finger then get involved
with the mess below this reply! :|
(Fly Projector, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:44, archived)
# atleast you're not the one everyone hates
*cry*
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I do hope she is Northern!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:50, archived)
# ...
being from Canada i have no
way to know if that is good
or bad!

we're all Northern in CA
(Fly Projector, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:53, archived)
# northerners are horrible people
you should be able to spot them from their bad posture and disagreeable disposition.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Haha
And just to drag this up the board: Fuck off back to 4chan, there's a line between being funny and being a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:00, archived)
# agreed.
^ this aint funny...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:03, archived)
# I like to play that line like a guitar string
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# why are you dragging it up the board?
not being arsey, I'm genuinely curious.
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I just think sometimes it's good enough
if just to show someone up for the utterly contemptible cunt they really are...

Example.... www.b3ta.com/board/8816291 this being the only thing on B3ta that has put me near the point of being pissed off.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I agree with what you say
whilst Jade Goody the minor celebrity is somewhat of an irksome individual but she has never really done anything that has made me want to write a letter of complaint to the Dail Mail etc. Jade Goody the woman and mother, dying of cancer doesn't deserve this kind of gloating macabre obessive fucking behaviour from people. If we where all perfect people the world would be very dull.

Now if Maraget Thatcher was finally popping her clogs then yeah PAAAAARRRRRTTTTTYYYYY TIEM!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
# has anything ever made you write a letter of complaint to the daily mail?
I think the only way I would find that acceptable behaviour is if you are complaining about the daily mail :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:48, archived)
# True
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Not funny at all, tragic in fact for her family and children
Now, if it were Margaret Thatcher, I'd be partying!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:29, archived)
# I suggest the following apology:
I know that things that I don’t think are necessarily insensitive ... could be. ... And I am sincerely sorry for the pain and hurt I’ve caused to Jade’s family. I am wrong ... I am wrong and I know that my words and my actions were wrong and I’m not trying to justify that in any way – I am wrong, and the people who have complained are not wrong. They’re just insulted by me and I completely take that criticism.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:32, archived)
# WOW
I'm famous. wasnt expecting that.

edit: i did say i probably WASN'T going to laugh and i find it hard to believe that this throw away comment is one of the things you find more offensive on this board.

edit: also, wtf is 4chan?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# 4chan is a horrible, horrible place
don't go there
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:48, archived)
# this only peaks my interest
and thank god it did


zip.4chan.org/c/src/1234714448478.jpg

*JOY*




nsfw
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:50, archived)
# there is a lot of that sort of thing
if you like that then it's ok
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
# "if"?
does anyone NOT like pokemon porn?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:58, archived)
# the early morning goat licking put me off the board for a while.
...what a strange sentence.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:50, archived)
# she needs this book
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:47, archived)
# how dare you!
she's been to racist hell and back. hang your head in shame.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:48, archived)
# I apologise
after looking closely at the image it's not a book

it's a CD: www.allmusicimport.com/1093132.html
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:56, archived)
# I personally think it makes a change from nice people getting cancer
Ideally cancer wouldn't exist, but i'm happier that she's got it than someone nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:34, archived)
# I disagree with you wholeheartedly
besides, I'm a somethingawful goon, not a 4channer
(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:03, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)
# oh deary me!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# ARF
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] splash
been a while since i posted so thought i'd have a go

(Brigzys Digital Design Zaibatsu, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# you know what's going to happen next don't you.



see, see what you made me do!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:26, archived)
# It took me a minute to figure what you meant
maybe I need to spend more time here
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:29, archived)
# woo
but it took me ages to shoop out the cock in the first place =0/
(Brigzys Digital Design Zaibatsu, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Haha
Had to be done
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Pffft, needs CDC
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:26, archived)
# =0)
i'd be disapointed if nobody did
(Brigzys Digital Design Zaibatsu, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Filth.
More of this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:30, archived)

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