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# Bindun yet?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Hehe, yeah, in a sort of half-arsed way.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)
# haha :D
good stuff
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:42, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Hehehe!
white hands
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:47, archived)
# they're in direct sunlight
so there's glare
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Go on then, i'll let you have that.


(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)
# And I bet Worf is a bit sweaty
All that running about and shouting and hitting things.
Hate to think what Klingon BO smells like.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:53, archived)
# it's very faint, and smell like soggy carboard
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:56, archived)
# *updates Wikipedia*
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)
# desk
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:36, archived)
# If I bought a few more blobs that's exactly what my room would look like.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Oooo I like that (breaks out the Magenta paint)
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Pick up turpentine
Crate (Empty)
Desk (Empty)
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Needs more . . . wait . . . no it doesn't . . .
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)
# whoa
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:42, archived)
# tortoise power
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:33, archived)
# *glees*
I hope that's a racing tortoise!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:34, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Super as ever, Dave.



(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Put the spurs to it . . . errr . . . . no that won't help . . .
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Does it run on Shell petrol?



(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Very low octane . . .
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:40, archived)
# your pics are consistently excellent
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)
# This is fucking ace!¬
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)
# This is fucking ace!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)
# On the road again
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)
# The tortoise looks really pleased though
Must like the company :)
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:47, archived)
# the road markings aren't the right perspective
everything else is lovely
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:50, archived)
# mm, i didnt think they were.
im not very good at perspective.

ill try again.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:52, archived)
# draw two white dots at the top of the screen on the sides of the markings
then copy the area with the road and the white dots and scale it to match the road at the bottom

joining the 4 dots should give you the right guidelines, without having to mess around with a vanishing point miles off the screen.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:58, archived)
# not that there's any need for your pics to have persipective
i was just trying to find something to criticise
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)
# the flowers
they have faces
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:53, archived)
# lully
asolootley lully (:
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry] ha
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:33, archived)
#

(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:34, archived)
# I like that...
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:36, archived)
# You could've posted....
......
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:34, archived)
# i like both of these
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)
[challenge entry] ha
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:33, archived)
#

(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:34, archived)
# oh i see, you removed her bra
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)
# .....these in the same thread....
.....
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:34, archived)
# i agree
fail for you.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)
# zebra...to hold up ze boobs




Click for bigger (139 kb)



may be slightly NSFW

(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Bras!!!!


(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)
# The stripes help . . . but need more . . . lift . . .
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:36, archived)
# CFB appears to be that same size?

Also - needs more invisible bra!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:41, archived)
# only the filesize gets bigger
and yes, i have thought about doing that
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)
# If you could make the bra invisable,
I would do more than just think about doing that!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Too many entries to check if this has been done
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Heh
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Sorry.. Bindon
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)
# bindun
*resumes mastabatory activities*
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:33, archived)
# ha haaa!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Nice
Right tower had a hardon though
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:29, archived)
# so does the left one.
It's doing a handstand.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:30, archived)
# haha!
Brilio.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:30, archived)
# A bridge not far enough . . .
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Nicely. This isn't really worth its own thread. So I'll just dump it here if you don't mind
or even if you do
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)
[challenge entry] serves 'im right for floating, the cheeky lil git


thanks all :).. sorry went to go cook

oh and sauce if any one is interested
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Good work.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:25, archived)
# HAHAHA!!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Evening lol
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Its funny
cause its a kid getting hurt.

What are the chances of that happening eh?

Actually, its quite hypnotic...

www.feedyourself.co.uk
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:27, archived)
# I guess it was a parent that filmed it...
and they're the ones that uploaded it.

It was actually quite fun removing an ebaumsworld tag and replacing it with my own :)
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Hahaha tops
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Faceplant! Or some suchlike!


(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Hahaha
You can see fart at the end!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:30, archived)
# haha!
did that take long to do?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:32, archived)
# I'm not sure when I started it :D
but about an hour.. hour and half. possibly longer.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:46, archived)
# worth the effort.
*salutes*
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)
# thankies :)
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Faceplant !
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:32, archived)
# FACE PLANT
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)
# haha, you have far more patience than i ever will.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:38, archived)
# I'm tempted to do the whole video.
not sure how long that temptation will last though.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:47, archived)
# ahahahahahahaha!!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:45, archived)
# hahaha
Ace!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 4:14, archived)
# Y'know how sometimes you hit "s" instead of "a"?

I must have typed the wrong filename or something because this happened!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Nice.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Has this bindun?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:22, archived)
# A redex? Yes.
Edit: I think so, anyway.
I know a blank post has bindun.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Yes - Compo it..
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Why is it always green smarties in your images?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:18, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:21, archived)
# No arms,,, compo it
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Marvellous.




(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:18, archived)
# This is rather nice.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:20, archived)
# If his face had m&m on it . . .
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:22, archived)
# or this?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)
# clever :)
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:23, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Is he pining for the fffjords?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes M'lady.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Ronnie Barker?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:16, archived)
# That smart lady's eyes are following me around . . .
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:16, archived)
# BRRAAAAAIIIINNNSSSS.
Actually just Brains.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Sort of related


Lots of rockets and fire and stuff anyway
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Oh yeah! ;P
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:28, archived)
# We have . . . left off !
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Kill her with lazer fire.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:00, archived)
# RIS?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Octuplet woman.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:03, archived)
# I don't get the Star Wars.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:03, archived)
# She's bigger than the fucking that's no moon!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:07, archived)
# octopulets mom/angelina jolie ripoff
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Is that because she has just had 8 kids to add the the other 10 she has and looks nothing like Angelina Jolie?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:05, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:12, archived)
# She is off her head! - FACT!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:17, archived)
# The clue is in the title...

"o8cfnl.jpg"

WTF?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:04, archived)
# it's the death star from the popular series of movies "star wars"
often mistaken for a moon
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Maybe that is a fertility moon . . .
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:06, archived)
# you can probably drive a bus up her now
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:07, archived)
# yeah just wait for me to revese my
juggernaut out first
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:08, archived)
# she can reat out as a flat
she could probably get about 100 Indian families inside her
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:10, archived)
# all with their own washing machines
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:17, archived)
# She will be so happy, all those little brown babes popping out all the time
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:19, archived)
# That's
no womb...
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:07, archived)
# win!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:11, archived)
# No moon:


Not worth a challenge entry.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:11, archived)
# beat me to it
"That's no mom!"
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:17, archived)
[challenge entry] whoops
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:54, archived)
[challenge entry] topless Charlotte Church, FTW!!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I expect someone here will make
a remark about her bush showing through.


Edit: still no takers on answering this question?
www.b3ta.com/board/9189328
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:59, archived)
# damn beaten to it!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Pissed upon your cranium Mr Riverghost ;)
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:08, archived)
# *pays the fifty quid*
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Please rearrange these words....
Thighs / Thunder

EDIT: I have just looked at that photo again and a little sick came up. Thanks!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:00, archived)
# thunder thighs? pft...men...
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Hello Kitty Litter, how are you?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:08, archived)
# wrong member. not litter damn it or killer!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:08, archived)
# hey you,
is this how you were "born"? - www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLDbGqJ2KYk
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:10, archived)
# yes.
i was expecting someone to throw a brick or something..thats how to break up a kitten fight.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:14, archived)
# highs/under
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:10, archived)
# I can see her bush
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Really sicks...
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Chortle!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Don't . . . LET GO !
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry] No wonder Magritte covered his face...
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:34, archived)
# what a handsome young chap
eager to start his first day at work
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Hahaha
He reminds me of the world's most annoying creature from The Wrong Door.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:38, archived)
# That was quite annoying
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:39, archived)
# *Clan Soul joke MkII*


(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:41, archived)
# What has he injested . . . alum ?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Why is it always suited in your images?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Barely
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:08, archived)
# I love the way he gets taller when in the Xray?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:12, archived)
# It took a lot of . . . "cough" . . . effort !
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Bindun
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:57, archived)
# What's your point?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:06, archived)
# ...That it's bindun..?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:08, archived)
# So? Why does it matter?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:15, archived)
# ...I didn't say it did
Just tell you it has.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:16, archived)
# I already knew.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:20, archived)
[challenge entry] weakling
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:28, archived)
# hahahaha
this made me laugh so hard!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:29, archived)
[challenge entry] I know him......Yes! Another comporoast...
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:32, archived)
#
im getting a red-ex...
...which strangely fits in with the compo :p
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:34, archived)
# I forgot teh uplaod coedz!!
It's all too easy these days!!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:35, archived)
# certainly is
and with firefox's spell checker, i haven't misspelt a word in a good while
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:37, archived)
# I hope you had safesearch:On when googling "weightlifter"
/needs mindbleach
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Haha! No!
*re-googles*
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:40, archived)
# ^this
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Why does that show up in first position?
Yikes!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Why do i feel compelled to everything b3ta tells me to do?
makes your eyes water that one
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Good lord.
It shows up first regardless of safesearch being on or off.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:58, archived)
# GOOD GOD
why??!! why???!!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:01, archived)
# fantastic!
I tell ya this compo is going to feed e-mail meme chains for years to come.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:34, archived)
# roasted pea

*credit to lazlo woodbine for original
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Mind piss (from late last night)

didn't see yours in the spaz...
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:46, archived)
# it was just too obvious i suppose
although i was too lazy to give the guy at the back a hopper.
bonus point: can you tell i used paint?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Just around the ears
or horns or whatever those handle things are.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Levitating
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Mixed message
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Izzy Wizzy Lets Get Racist ?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Sooty!!!!
I mean Yellow bear!!...I mean Arrgh...stop making type racist things!!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:33, archived)
#
COONR!!!!

its easy done ;-)
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:38, archived)
# haha I didn't even mean the racial implications
I just saw the source pic and thought "How rude!" so cheered it up a bit
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Magic duct tape stumps!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:17, archived)
# yays
hoverman is hovers.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Live on tape !
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Wooo!
very nice
and a sneaky tj for an almost compo related rp

(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Those crazy fins !
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:41, archived)
# woo
compo it!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Inspired by colonelc81's compo entry below:


BINDUN BEFORE?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:13, archived)
# hahahahahaha
I cant believe I havnt seen this before!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:14, archived)
# haha!
This is the first pic using this wonderous source that I have liked :D
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:15, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:16, archived)
# "GOOD MORNING VIETNAAAAAMMM"


(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Brian could do with some Curves adjustment to bump up the contrast
but be careful you don't want to increase the noise levels lol

(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:17, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:18, archived)
# LOLLL!!!!!



(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:22, archived)
# oh dear god
ahahahahahahah
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:18, archived)
# hahahah
love it
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:20, archived)
# GORDON'S ARIVE?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Bus company?



(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Yes. The noisiest bus in the west
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:27, archived)
# haha
that works well
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:34, archived)
[challenge entry] pfft,weakling
weakling
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:06, archived)
# And there's me thinking he was from Austria, not Ethiopia!!


(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Theres an incredibly obvious pun Im not going to make because it uses a bad word
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:12, archived)
# teh jews
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:14, archived)
# To da choppa . . . noodles !
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Bindun - probably quite a few times
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:46, archived)
# ahahah
Episode III: Revenge of the Healing Brush
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Episode V
The Eraser Strikes Back
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Episode VI: Return of the Clone Tool
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Episode IV: History Brush a new beginning

TJ: I was considering recoding my webpages and as it's all done in PHP and that my crappy gallery section has borked due to lack of maintainance - Does anybody know the PHP coding to locate my Image directory and create a webpage with links to all the images and sub-directories possibly with a checkbox next to each link to include that selected image on a my gallery.php page.

So this page would be a kind of image directory management page that I would have access to but noone else - does that make a lick of sense to anybody?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:56, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:10, archived)
# If you know a little PHP
"CMSMS" (Google for it) might be a good basis to start this.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:28, archived)
# hahaha!
spang!
again.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:48, archived)
# hahaha
Start Wars IV: A New Layer
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:48, archived)
# oof! sunday punday!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:49, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Thanks
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:51, archived)
# you're welcome
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Star Wars Episode V: The Auto-Levels Strike Back
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:49, archived)
# hahahaha
ha
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:49, archived)
# pffft!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Starring a bunch of tools . . .
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:53, archived)
# i have often change the size and hardness of the clone tool
.....only then when i use it,realise im still on the eraser tool
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:55, archived)
# begun,
the clone wars has.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:05, archived)
# silliness
:D
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Hooray for Star Wars and Photoshop!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:38, archived)

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