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throw away your tickertape...... there's a new accelerometer in town!
EDIT: or you can just do this: arxiv.org/abs/0901.4319
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EDIT: or you can just do this: arxiv.org/abs/0901.4319
This is the sort of stuff I'd expect Nintendo to createafter all Wii-Fit? what's that all about what's the fun in getting fit - Wii-Donuts, Wii-alcohol is what it's all about ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
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quick hang a second one off and go chaotic.minor tj: what the hell are wi 60 year olds doing in amsterdam brothels in this tv program im watching?
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top marks for using the word 'kinematics'now do Chavity. The force that prevents idiots in Burberry from floating away
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
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That's not DevoThat's his brother, Mario wearing Devo's hat!
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Ratsta,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:09,
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Don't think soI love it when he kicks himself in the head.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:06,
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N00bs who showed lots of promisesuddenly posting predicable compo entries.
Yes I'm afraid so!
I'm only pulling yer leg!
(Yes I'm afraid so!
I'm only pulling yer leg!
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:07,
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newsletter subject line compoyou've got a 10 minute deadline
write me a funny headline
(write me a funny headline
rob,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:51,
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Waaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh(baby police car)
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:51,
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Personally I condone the baby police!Round them all up I say!
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:02,
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Another week of your pathetic life has been squandered Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:52,
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Why watch the watchmen when you could suck the pus from the anus of a dead goat?.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:52,
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Both - however the question must be askedwhat was a cat doing in a dead goats anus?
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:59,
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Perhaps you were trying to pleasure yourselfwith the two animals at once?
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wheelybird mreee!,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:01,
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Hahahahaha, I was going to do one on "St John's financial regulating ambulance hit for six"
elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:55,
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Same thing we always do brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:57,
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Sit in a pool of our own excrementand look at it bubbling
( discomeats This canoe,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:31,
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This one, please.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:01,
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/talk are never asked to come up with this Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:54,
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It would rapidly degenerate intoWhat we all are having for lunch.
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Gooch Is neither here nor there,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:00,
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that would NEVER happen on /board Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:01,
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left over Fajitas for me Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:14,
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Wii Wii Wii it's all Fucking Wii this Week(or will that be the next week's subject line)
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:54,
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Containing no news since 2002 elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:54,
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Newsletter. To B3ta what sledging is to Sickipedia! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:54,
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Goody to star in Putrid Sex Object 2 Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:54,
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She won't care soon.*shuffles off to hull*
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:56,
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Now available at Zavvi
Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:55,
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IT'S A NEWSLETTER AND IT DOES WHAT IT SAYS ON THE TIN! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:55,
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Now with 100% less Jade Goody
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:56,
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Newsletter: pissing internets into the eyes of innocents. wheelybird mreee!,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:56,
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blah bah Jade Goody blah blah cancer blah blah Wii blah blah Alfie blah blah MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:56,
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Your not suppose to write the entire newsletter ;) maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:58,
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is it jsut me or does this week's compo gargle balls? MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:00,
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It not just youI think it's the tedious mass entries of which there will be only a handful of really funny stuff and it's pushing other stuff off the board - there should be a seperate board for the compo entries.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:01,
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then they are all cuntsAICMFP
( MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:12,
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How is this possible. The Mail has no news.So if the newsletter had only one piece of news it'd still be infinity percent more!:O
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:01,
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Featuring exclusive Jade Goody wedding cat scans yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:56,
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Now with the pull-out supplement: "Window Lickers Weekly"
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:56,
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Internet causes cancer - get your fill here elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:57,
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It's a fucking newsletter: just read it and shut up b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:58,
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WE HAVE A NEWSLETTER? WHO KNEW? maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:59,
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Oscar buzz goes into overdrive when bee enters Daily Mail office elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:59,
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IT'S A FUCKING CUNT WHEN YOU POST AN IMAGE THEN ROB POSTS THIS FUCKING NEWSLETTER SUBJECT LINE COMPO RIGHT AFTER IT drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:00,
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I've made several.I'm told this one is good
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1233653746/blackadder1a.jpg
sfw 90kb from memory.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:05,
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s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1233653746/blackadder1a.jpg
sfw 90kb from memory.
I loved that Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:10,
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It was crap anyway ;)lol
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:03,
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we don't all have aaaaaaaaaafter effeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeects you know.well I don't have it at work anyway. or know how to use it much.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:06,
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Yeah but I wouldn't be using AE on this compo anywayactually your entry was one of the better ones was only pulling your leg - I hope it was your leg?
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:12,
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haha :)I'm not that easily offended, but thank you nonetheless. I think it was my leg...
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:33,
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he was Alf the Alien Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
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YOUR ALL GAY 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:01,
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Oldgoer identity discovered Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:02,
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HahahaI spazzed back through all that last night, I was in stitches!
:D
^this!
(:D
^this!
XLVII .uk,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:06,
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never do that again!:D
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
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Ming to win Masterchef Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:02,
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NEWSLETTERS DON'T GET TOUGHER THAN THIS elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:04,
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phooor! Thats SERIOUS Newsletter writing Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
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I'm getting CHILI HEAT and a CITRUS tingle........that's right Doctor, when I take a piss.
( BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!,
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BIG ON NEWS, BIG ON LETTERS - JOHN, THAT'S ONE HELL OF A NEWSLETTER elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:10,
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Every time you open a b3ta newsletter, God wanks off a kitten theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:03,
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WARNING: May contain semblance of truth, do not be sucked in Laice , was Rogitating on,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:05,
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Wiil Wiil Wriite hiis Wiil Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:05,
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NEWSLETTER: Containing sunshine and lollypops since 20th July 2001 riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:05,
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Bidding £2million for the death scene
TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:07,
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I love deadlines, I love that whooshing sound they make as they fly by- Douglas Adams
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:11,
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fave quote ever :D Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:15,
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Your weekly dose of faceless internet monkey business. elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:12,
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hahapoor Jade
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:24,
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Pffft ..."Gay".
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:50,
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just to be clear I'm quoting a song and not dissing your work(
rob,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:55,
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haha I know, I should have been clearer myself.but still, I do think that every day. So many lives could have been saved if I'd only stayed at home yesterday. So many.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:56,
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ah, there's too many people anywayand nuclear explosions look cool
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gravytrain,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:01,
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ningwho was the oldgoer from your image yesterday? griffy just mentioned it above and now it's annoying me again.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:04,
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I had planned not to spend much time on toda but then this crept into my mind.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:33,
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HahahahahaTho the plural of ninja is ninjae.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:35,
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Well at least that means you missed the second instance where I forgot to add the S:PEDIT: Anyway everybody knows ninjae are just ninjas in their larval form!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:36,
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So I shouldn't mention that I've spent Buckingham with a small b? riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:38,
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Speaking of itchingSorry for my skillzzzor!!!111
Thanks to Mediocre for the link
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Thanks to Mediocre for the link
ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:43,
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Gah!kill it with fire
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:46,
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hahahhhahah! Stick pins in it. theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:47,
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a: not a poor wii compo effort? checkb: have i heard the joke before? no
c: is it funny? yes
woo, yey hoopla
(c: is it funny? yes
woo, yey hoopla
SiX and his hat,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:35,
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be grateful no one's written a generator.and i'm far too lazy.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:37,
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*is thankfull*last weeks challenge was great
am only really annoyed by this weeks as I've been trying to get the C++ Wii SDK but it costs a fortune
(am only really annoyed by this weeks as I've been trying to get the C++ Wii SDK but it costs a fortune
SiX and his hat,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:38,
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I grumbled that quite a few of the early ones weren't really following the guidlines.
I did do this yeeeeeears ago
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:37,
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I saw this in a viral email quite some time ago. It is very good.
yeah it was a long time ago though maybe four years.may have also been broken up into a strip i can't remember. I know it was one of the first things i saw on b3ta that I recognised from an email.
the other was tga's mien kampfy chair.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:42,
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the other was tga's mien kampfy chair.
Yeah I think it would be about four years old. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:43,
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hahahahahaahahaahaOh.
Nice one ghosty
(Nice one ghosty
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:39,
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Oh that wasn't the jokeI was just making a statement:P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:40,
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HahahaI suggested this to him but the next time he went out he shat himself.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:39,
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Pfffft, everyone's suddenly a comedian... ;) Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:40,
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First rule of B3ta club is no one should be fuunySecond rule of B3ta club is the garibaldis are riverghosts!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:42,
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I'm on a diet :( I also might be forced into exercise soon too.I care not for your mention of trifles.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:49,
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hahanice one ghosty
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
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hahahahahaha, *click!* theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:48,
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I wonderd how long this would takeextra points for the youtube uploader
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:38,
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The YouTube uploader is an unlockable level. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:51,
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in trollies, no doubt. Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:25,
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I was thinking this, probably bindun though.
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Nathanial Hornblower,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:29,
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Please- NO!forget the idea put into your mind kitten ans such and forget the Wii.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:43,
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look at hisplastic surgeried face - I just want to break his nose and throw him off a cliff.
cunt
(cunt
SiX and his hat,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:29,
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I think someone did that MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:30,
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all gays go through thatit's a test, like the initiation into the Masons or sommit.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:31,
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I dont care if he's gayit's his face. there is somthing about it that makes me want to break it.
"I just wanted to destroy something beautiful"
("I just wanted to destroy something beautiful"
SiX and his hat,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:32,
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He's holding the wheel the wrong way round!If he turned left, he go right etc.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:52,
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I just can't believe that kid had sex. He looks to lazy for it. Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:24,
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The whole sorty is so popularbecause the readers of the paper printing it so much are a bunch of pedos who like to imagine him naked
( SiX and his hat,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:25,
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Ewwwwwwww*shiverrsssss*
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:26,
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his ickle winky didn't touch the sidesergo no friction
ergo no splaffage
ergo not the father
I rest my case
(ergo no splaffage
ergo not the father
I rest my case
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:39,
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How old is he again?edit: He looks about 9.
( Nathanial Hornblower,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:25,
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26I still can't believe a 13 year old is getting more than me!
Although, have you seen the "mother"? wouldn't hit it with a frying pan. (and it looks like someone already has)
(Although, have you seen the "mother"? wouldn't hit it with a frying pan. (and it looks like someone already has)
Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:26,
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It's all the growth hormones that're fed to MacDonald's beef stock.I'm sorry but if he was 12 and the time and she was 15 there was a maximum of 12 months from that being statutory rape!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:46,
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haha, what's worrying is that people are suggesting the kid should get a paternaty testso he wasnt the only one who decided to hit it....
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:47,
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The Papers have all been bannedfrom reporting anything more about it. I'm assuming that they're allowed to report the lack of further reporting, or I don't know how I'd know.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:10,
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Monty's cottageis going to be turned into a place where people can visit!!!!!!
( SiX and his hat,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:27,
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I heard- it was up for sale recently"we'l be found dead in here next spring"
( MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:38,
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I was wracking my brain, trying to think of something for this week's challenge, when it struck me.
Many of you may have seen this before (it's done it's round in the dark pits of the internet). I actually did make this, in the hazy year of... must have been 2006, for somebody on a nintendo forum.
Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:59,
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yay Carlton! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:00,
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So wow that's a neato what now right/edit: WTF?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:01,
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having hovered that link, is it sfw? theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:06,
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they are a strange nation Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:08,
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It's a nation full of strangeness mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:14,
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a happy one by the look of it Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:09,
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a bit early to start your christmas list sir ;) kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:07,
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WTF! there's some interesting images there
riotclitshave.com/
all SFW
(riotclitshave.com/
all SFW
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:07,
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Yep...I love the sliding duck mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:15,
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Jesus fuckbuggering christ! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:08,
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and what were you searching for exactly when you found that? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:15,
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Well, I was browsing that website full of amusing imagesbecause it amuses me
^ that link that Girffy over there put up
(^ that link that Girffy over there put up
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:16,
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also spend some time thereit's also worth checking the comments
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:05,
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hahahahahahah! office lollage :D theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:03,
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Oh Alfonso, you delicious man.*dances*
( elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:04,
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this is not unusual ;)
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:09,
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hahaha!!First one of these to even make me crack a smile
*click*
(*click*
Victor Meldrew,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:10,
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Noice!It's not unusual.
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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:29,
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This is (according to fraser) so amazingly ahead of its time.YES YES YES YES YES.
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:13,
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Quick, dirty, etc.
This was better in my head.
Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:49,
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Shiiniing surely? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:49,
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caaaaaaaaaaaaaaayke!
Sorta bindun though. HT did it as an 80's computer game style.
here
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:50,
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Ha ha haI love the comments below:
"I don't understand how this was a playable game. How did you control the actions on the players when it looks like they just used scenes in the movie. Another thing, the graphics look TOO good to be an Atari 2600 game. Confused here..."
("I don't understand how this was a playable game. How did you control the actions on the players when it looks like they just used scenes in the movie. Another thing, the graphics look TOO good to be an Atari 2600 game. Confused here..."
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:56,
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*shakes head*Happytoast made it. It's not a real game.
EDIT: I see where you went wrong. I meant HT as Happytoast not some defunct game company.
(EDIT: I see where you went wrong. I meant HT as Happytoast not some defunct game company.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:00,
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I realise that...the person commenting on the vid did not however... :D
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:57,
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That's good that its!HT's done everything though so it does not surprise me.
Oh, and thanks for the cake.
(Oh, and thanks for the cake.
Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:56,
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I think you could be onto a winner herewoo
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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:50,
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come and play wiith us BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:54,
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happy candle day!eat some cake.
( RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:56,
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hahahayou should have come to me!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:50,
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He's no Slumdog BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:50,
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nice specs Ninj!why are you walking like Verne Troyer?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:50,
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gout?Are you a nineteenth century land baron?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:59,
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Why of course sirrah!I sit here quoffing Port and spanking wenches my dear fellow...
( Ninj,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:04,
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sounds worth it Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:09,
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I'll just slip this in here....
MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:50,
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I think he ate the rest of themYou know, to have something to do
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:20,
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Hahahahah! outstanding stuff :D theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:56,
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I can't see the RSPCA being too pleased
Gooch Is neither here nor there,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:42,
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yES. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:53,
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"There is nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight" - Lon Chaney, SrNight Clowns achieve everything they intend with ruthless efficiency,
Night Clowns never fall over,
Night Clowns make people cry,
Although a Night Clown's make-up is sad, inside it is laughing.
Laughing at you.
inspired by: www.scarygoround.com/index.php?date=20090217
(Night Clowns never fall over,
Night Clowns make people cry,
Although a Night Clown's make-up is sad, inside it is laughing.
Laughing at you.
inspired by: www.scarygoround.com/index.php?date=20090217
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:33,
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Bloody hell that's absolutely superb.Woo, click, yay, houplah.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:34,
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Acewoo
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:35,
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that is utterly brilliant!WOO!
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:37,
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*glees*Although now I've got G'n'R's Night train with the lyrics Night Clown in my head.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:37,
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I'm on the night clownBottoms up
I'm on the night clown
Fill my cup
I'm on the night clown
Ready to crash and burn
I never learn
I'm on the night clown
I love that stuff
I'm on the night clown
I can never get enough
I'm on the night clown
Never to return - no
(I'm on the night clown
Fill my cup
I'm on the night clown
Ready to crash and burn
I never learn
I'm on the night clown
I love that stuff
I'm on the night clown
I can never get enough
I'm on the night clown
Never to return - no
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:42,
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I read that as ready to crash and bum. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:43,
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Dr Freud on line two for you, RG.... RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:44,
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Ah he must be here for his arseraping. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:45,
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He likes his mum to watch for some reason. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:47,
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How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change the bulb, and one to hold his cock - oops, no, I mean ladder
Edit: bloody hell I messed that up, didn't I
(Edit: bloody hell I messed that up, didn't I
RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:49,
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hahahahow many chickens DITTCALB?
Just one, but you'll never guess where the lightblub shop is!
(Just one, but you'll never guess where the lightblub shop is!
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:55,
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clowns are scary at the best of timesuntil recently these 2 were my next door neighbours
they used to leave the house dressed like that.
Our 5 year old daughter was the first to see them after they moved in and she told use that we had a couple of clowns living next door. We told her not to be so cheeky.
(they used to leave the house dressed like that.
Our 5 year old daughter was the first to see them after they moved in and she told use that we had a couple of clowns living next door. We told her not to be so cheeky.
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:38,
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She looks like she's about to choke the chicken!Ban this sick filth!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:40,
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they were 1 of 2 sets of neighbours who were in the magic circle Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:40,
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Well if you will build your house on a leyline! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:42,
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PffftBloody dragons in the downstairs loo again...
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:43,
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Sorry you've used that excuse before! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:46,
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that might explain why the rest are all wiccansthey used real chickens
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:44,
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As long as they used real roast potatoes as well everything's fine riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:46,
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that man looks like a fucking idiotand his dozy looking bint needs a punch in the ovaries.
( RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:42,
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hahahahis hair did make us laugh, but they were very nice
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:42,
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Just goes to show that one should never judge a book by its cover(which is lucky for ugly buggers like me)
( RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:44,
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it doesn't show in that picbut she had lovely tits!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:45,
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HahahaI bet the organ music would get annoying after some time
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:01,
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I never heard them have sex Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:04,
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Ooooh that's most fantastic.*Applauds*
( elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:38,
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Yay!Although perversely, less scary than a normal clown.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:41,
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I wouldn't let him hear you say thatHe can kill a man in 15 ways with his rubber chicken alone.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:42,
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Eesh...Right. That's me for the day. 6 interviews await me :( Have fun.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:44,
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Are you the interviewer, or the interviewee? RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:45,
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that is a good point there Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:43,
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too trueclowns frighten the bejeezus out of me, so I feed them to Badly Drawn Paint Monkey.
( RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:52,
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No Way....Chimps scare me now
after hearing what happened
to that poor woman in the states!
(,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:13,
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after hearing what happened
to that poor woman in the states!
it's all rightthis one's too badly drawn to pose any threat
( RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:16,
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I almost finished the Jpod bit of Psycho Ronald McD.:-).
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:42,
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'ning(
Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:33,
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TrueHe was the inspiration for this picture but I didn't want to steal his catchphrase
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:40,
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three monitors?that's just cheating :D
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:39,
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No it's notit's just handy
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:40,
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Apparently Half life 2 looks amazing on 3 monitorsbut My computer only supports one :(
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:42,
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oh dearwhat's his story?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:26,
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maybe his legs had just grow? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:34,
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Maybe he's just an obsessed R2-D2 fan riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:36,
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Obviously not morning glory.I believe it was a car crash or something. It was a couple of years ago not lost pretty much everything from torso down.
Most of his instestine, meat n two veg and legs. He tragically now has to live a life where internet porn is worthless to him!
(Most of his instestine, meat n two veg and legs. He tragically now has to live a life where internet porn is worthless to him!
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:28,
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Not if you had those legs you wouldn't. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:34,
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Walrus?Down the High Street on the left but I think they've all shut down.
/lacist blog.
(/lacist blog.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:30,
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or the turtle . . .
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:33,
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I can't help thinking he's going to need a tap to piss mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:30,
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ahahahaperhaps he pisses eggnog
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:31,
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that scientist has no trousers! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:32,
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HahahahahahaAce.
Brilliant pathos, that episode.
(Brilliant pathos, that episode.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:34,
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Hahahanice one
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:36,
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Sorry could you repeat thatI think you have a frog in for your throat.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:14,
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This is kind of trippy and cool:D
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:37,
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Tell fortunes ! Tarmac drives ! Steal lead ! In this hilarious totally PC game.
as jimmy carr says.The male gypsy moth can smell the female gypsy moth up to seven miles away - and that fact also works if you remove the word 'moth'
( glubglub should be working on,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:18,
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