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Alexander the Grape

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(Catnipppp, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)

and the rivers shall run purple with the juice of my enemies!

excellent.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Nice on Catnipppp!

Have you seen the image challenge?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)

That's racist!

very nice. I like to see the white vine win.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)

white grape

supremacist!

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enceladus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)

I'm drinking a rather nice Pinot Grigio

right now so for tonight, White is win.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:44, archived)

Very nice - I like that and Sauvignon Blanc

I'm partial to Pouilly-Fumé and Sancerre, especially.

Welcome to wine night on b3ta... ;)

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enceladus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:48, archived)

you'd have converted a whole new fanbase

if you had said that was a lime.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)

*ahem*

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)

Hey I'm with you.

I did not suggest it would have been a very intellectual and sensible fanbase. In fact a fine marriage if you ask me.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)

tis ok

i just wanted to use "PRE FORMAT" text to make an arrow :-)

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:41, archived)

haha

this is strange and good

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)

SHIT PUN GOOD ARTS

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Shada, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)

lol

: D

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--- ---, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)

www.mutones.co.uk/html/mutone.php?id=146

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:52, archived)

I'm guessing he made all of the recent stuff he is showing

for Panini Mutones. Seeing as that's his job but it would be nice to see something new, made for b3ta, that did not involve pasting the same eyeballs on a different background.
Christ, it's not like we've seen enough of eyes and teefs on a photo eh?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:11, archived)

Smells like spam and/or scam.

Not sure what his game is, but I somehow doubt this
is "all just in fun". If he wished to show off recently published
works he could just say so, but I doubt that would stroke his
ego in the manner he is wishing for. It's a load of DIY crazyfrog
viraling IMO. Fuck knows, but I'm sure the jews are to blame.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:21, archived)

Fantastic Tatty Slop job :)

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mikenco, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:40, archived)

2 years worth of marmite eating.. and still going...im proud of this

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The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)

more like BLAHmite

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Shada, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)

Wrong!

I love Marmite. It's like angels shitting on your tongue.

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)

more like lame-gels shitting on your wrong

actually i've never tried marmite. is it yeasty? delicious yeast?

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Shada, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)

Yes.

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)

It's fucking rank

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)

YOU'RE fucking rank. ):<

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)

That may be so, but I'd rather eat turd then marmite

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)

I love Marmite so much I sometimes eat it out the jar with a spoon.

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)

I hate marmite so much sometimes I go to the supermarket open up the pots, spoon some out, shit in it, put the lid back on, walk away happy

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)

I do the very same thing to your mum.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)

Do you have a shovel then?

And like hanging around graveyards?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)

Hey she's not THAT loose!

Well....maybe.....

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)

'Faeces' is Latin for 'dregs'.

Marmite is made from beer dregs, so technically Marmite is faeces.

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)

Eeewwwwwwwwwwwww you eat poo!!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)

Now I love Marmite,

but that is just fucking wrong!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)

its the used bath water of the gods

yumm

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The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)

You're all wrong and should die

because I like it!

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..wil, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)

I have a little jar of emergency Marmite

into which I dip between big jars.

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)

Jeez, one pot lasts me about 2 years!

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..wil, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)

why am i looking at a picture of your marmite jar collection?

also. just saw this: www.b3ta.com/board/9285781

now i need this:

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)

Pass it to me when you've finished

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)

it'll have blood and juice on it

'cos i won't be able to fnd the kitchen roll

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)

Then me!

I just found out what jarsquatter is

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)

with the glass? and the crunching?

that's where i ctrl-w'd. before he got red on him

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)

By the time I managed to stop it playing

there was red everywhere

:-(

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)

I still havent seen it

But I really dont want to

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)

Ah g'wan

www.thatsphucked.com/post/2009/01/Jar-Squater.aspx

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)

NO!

I want to be able to sleep tonight, and maybe wank, that will stop both those things

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)

G'wan g'wan g'wan g'wan g'wan

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:46, archived)

NSFW!!!!!!!!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)

What?

I covered up the bad bits

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:51, archived)

ITS STILL FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:54, archived)

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR POSTING PICTURES OF YOUR FUCKING DESK

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:06, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:13, archived)

"ITS STILL FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!"..

Don't be like that, Rob is a nice bloke!

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mikenco, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:32, archived)

Ouch!

Haha!! 1 guy 1 jar. He still must be asking himself 'why didn't I leave the lid on.'

(acered76 What!? The Curtains?, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:00, archived)

He did leave the lid on

it broke off when the jar shattered inside his rectum.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:03, archived)

Damn.

I bet he was really concerned that he had a jar lid stuck up his arse, but then again maybe he had other things on his mind ; )

(acered76 What!? The Curtains?, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:05, archived)

oh shit

i'm back in the bad place again.

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the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:25, archived)

oh fuck off back to 4chan

we don't want shit like that here

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Ratsta, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:35, archived)

fuck that

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)

fuck them

I totally have copyrights on that.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)

be careful

that ladder may scratch the cornea. then you will get sued...
and now...

BOING!

night b3ta

EDIT: hang on a cotton-pickin' minute! that's an eyeLID fork. your copyright infringement claim will not stand up in court.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)

So that's how I can get rid of that frikkin sty?

Where do I hire him?

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..wil, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)

Give Redsushi a shout.

Last I heard, this guy was living in the vast, cavernous emptiness that is sushi's cranium ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)

Ha!

Fuck you man! You may be internets, and street smart, but I am book smart! And we all know that is what really matters ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:41, archived)

what does book smart mean?

You heard about Dewey?

Sorry to disappoint you chap but I can see the best part of 200 books from where I'm sat with barely tilting my head askance. Don't make me turn to the back wall and make that a bigger number ;)

Reading is the other thing I do when I'm not cooking or looking on here for someone to make feel dumb :P

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:47, archived)

I'VE READ ALL THE HARRY POTTERS DICKSPLASH!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:52, archived)

That's nothing, I've read the entire Argos Catalogue!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:54, archived)

Oddly enough I've never read a one of those.

Unless of course you count the classical Greek I read 30 years ago and of course my old friend "Ender's game" where Rowling stole the bulk of her ideas and characters?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:06, archived)

EXPELIAMUS MOTHERFUCKER!

*has not actually read the books either*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:09, archived)

that's just eighties sci-fi

the emminent Mr Tahkcalb was good enough to direct me towards these seventies childrens' books which would seem a more likely "inspiration" for that Rowling wench
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Worst_Witch

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:21, archived)

or sitting up drinking all night fantasising about punching people you don't know?

TRULY A MAN OF TASTE AND REFINEMENT, WHAT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:12, archived)

ow...

ow ow ow ow...
you've just sent both my eyes into spasm. I have a not unreasonable fear of things piercing my eyeball.

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enceladus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)

what about frog-tongue?

like a bit of frog-tongue do you?

Click for bigger (273 kb)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)

just not in the eyes...

please.

edit: that's ace.

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enceladus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)

That IS rather nicely slopped!

Woo!

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mikenco, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:34, archived)

I fucking hate marmite

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)

what's this then?

Real tramp's Thursday?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:26, archived)

Mmmmmmmmmmm

armite

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)

very commendable

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connor, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)

holy fuck

...you must spead that stuff pretty thick. Or make Marmite soup and drink it.

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enceladus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)

straight to the vein

everyday and in a hip flask, i got bored one day and decided my scaby flat needed a focus point

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The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)

whoa

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:39, archived)

Just a quick Zalgo before I go to bed.

CFreadable (200kb)

Sweet dreams, B3ta.

Previously:
www.b3ta.com/board/9284821
www.b3ta.com/board/9283648

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)

AAAAaarggh!

night
: )

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--- ---, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)

O_0

0_O

O_O

HE COMES

_-_-_---_O|\|\\|\|\\XO__-_-_

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)

woo this is fab tod

these doodles are well done

*does the evil one connect to the good one to make falgo?* *eek*

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FIEND, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)

Yes, it does.

That was how it was done in one of the Charlie Brown ones, so I did it too.

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:19, archived)

Everytime I see the word Zalgo

I always thing of Largo off monkey island 2

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)

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Shada, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)

ahhhhahhhahhah shit

I just looked up Zalgo, an SA thread linked to this site:
shmorky.com/parodies/parodies.html

fan fucking tastic

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:26, archived)

Zalgo is also an Assyrian name meaning "ray of light"

feminine Zalga.

Nezperdia, however, is a made-up word

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)

okay this is the guy.

www.davekellycentral.com/

I think I love him

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:10, archived)

nicely!

cross & blackwell

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:26, archived)

The Lurker in the Dark.

I think I just about get this.

(acered76 What!? The Curtains?, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)

food comes from farms

and maccy d only uses beef from british farms in it's uk restaurants:

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:08, archived)

livestock

photo :)

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)

haha

i never even noticed the watermark.
but then it is a while since i made that

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)

and irish too

oh and 'some from spare stock' if there are no left for that week

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)

watermark

and when has mcdonalds logo been blue?

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FIEND, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)

Possible suing avoidance technique?

(Guizmeaux, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)

idk

years ago?
i ctrl-c'd that logo from somewhere, and i didn't change the colour

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)

so long as the 'arches' are golden the colour beneath doesn't matter

in McGonads portfolio

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)

stock lols

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)

Now with added protein...

...and toenails

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:03, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)

mmm...

protein
i bet they're like biting somebody else's toenails

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)

Mmmmm tasty

Does that make Skips giants' dandruff?

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)

extinction of the kiwi

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FIEND, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:54, archived)

COWJUICE!

also: woo

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE!

FOOD! JUST SHOP SOME FOOD!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)

YES!

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:58, archived)

christ

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)

jesus lee

christ

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)

ahahah!

excellent

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)

Manley?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)

pfft

needs more monocle

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)

how its made

pfff

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FIEND, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)

Every single challenge turns into LOL one word

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)

Too right too.

Fucking words, making life all hard and stuff!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)

sure thing!

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weaver., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)

eeuugh!

spunky afro!

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)

woo

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FIEND, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)

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weaver., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)

oh god

i've got to buy a tablet

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weaver., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)

LMAO

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)

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..wil, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)

\o/

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)

hahahhaa

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:49, archived)

Corne and Horden

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)

Why are these people on my tv all the time?

They don't seem to do anything of worth, they're just there.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)

You just don't get their humour do you....

"lol fat people"

get it now? Thought not. :)

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:38, archived)

Don't forget "lol welsh"

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:39, archived)

Of course but wasn't that Little Britain as well?

gay welsh lolol

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)

Neither of them are Welsh ;)

And Nessa and Bryn are fantastic :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)

Cannot stand that Nessa woman, even saying her name pisses me off.

She look like she ate her family and then shat the lot out over a few days.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:42, archived)

She was brilliant

with Coogan in Saxondale.

Also: Catch up motherfucker!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:46, archived)

I didn't know they were doing a second series of that.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:47, archived)

I don't know what that is.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:48, archived)

same

here

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:50, archived)

its about a chemistry teacher who starts making crystal meth

because he has cancer

its got the dad from malcolm in the middle in it

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:57, archived)

I can tell you without any word of a lie

that it is some of the best TV to come out of the US in years.
season 1 is seven episodes. I suggest you watch it. I strongly suggest that.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)

Don't listen to him.

It is shit ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:57, archived)

*downloads*

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)

A very good show.

Until season 2 is shown on FX ....I've been watching Burn Notice/The Listner/Generation Kill

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:49, archived)

'Dexter' and 'Fringe' FTW

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:51, archived)

Fringe was another one I started with good intent

but gave up around episode 6 I think.

I do not miss Dexter and I am watching it on my PC usually 30 minutes after it first airs in the US.

Oh and I watch Lost and Heroes but don't hold that against me. At least I'm not dumb enough to be watching any episode of 24 after the season 1 finale.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:54, archived)

A rare fellow Dex fan ;)

I watch Lost, Heroes just ain't my cup.

Fringe gets really good around ep 6 i think! Stay with it.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:58, archived)

Fed up with burn notice after 3-4 episodes.

Never heard of the listener and I watched the whole season of Generation X in one evening with a shitload of beer and fucking loved it.
I was there at the time and it's a lot of bollocks in parts but I loved it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)

Hmmm... there were times

I was so desperate for something to see: I watched John from Cincinnati

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:54, archived)

BRUCE MOTHER FUCKING CAMPBELL

THAT IS ALL

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)

Hail to the KING, baby.

(Guizmeaux, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)

we just got into the second series here

had about four episodes and the BASTARD NETWORK HAS PULLED IT
WHEN WILL YOU SHOW ME MORE BRUCE, YOU FUCKS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)

Ha ha ha!

You have clearly shopped that, as episode 3 is not on eztv yet :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:54, archived)

ha I clearly have not

would you like to look up the term preair or do you want screenshots?

People with private trackers and accounts on scene dumps don't wait for eztv, we supply eztv.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:57, archived)

Blah blah blah blah blah!

I want preair shows :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)

Nothing on TV

right now... that's what drove me to B3TA. I BLAME TV!

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)

Download 30 Rock.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:03, archived)

it's on demonoid you

gashmonkey.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:03, archived)

WHAT IS DEMONOID YOU GASHMONKEY!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)

fuck me? Where do you get your TV from?

does a fairy leave them under the pillow for you?

Do you want to download it as a zip file from me, because I'm kind like that? ( 100mbit server, fast as you can download it no sharing involved )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)

Yes, yes I do :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)

also

"lol gay innuendo"

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)

Also like little britain.

Only without sketches.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)

but a bit

funnier.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:46, archived)

You called?

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)

I don't really know

who they are... sure I've heard the hype (but never watched). It's like they are on IGNORE on my Sky box. (glee!)

(

Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)

pfffft

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:43, archived)

Wipes spit out of eyes

... okay, okay... I'll watch them. I wanted the news not the weather

(

Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:47, archived)

not a regular round here?

pffft genrally means stifled laughter, I wasn't spitting at you, this isn't Watford.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:48, archived)

Heh... *blush*

My Newbiness shines on...

(

Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:50, archived)

hehe no problems

we were all nO0obs somewhere once.

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:53, archived)

Gavin and Stacey

season 1 was worth a watch. Like a lot of these things, new and fresh. Everything since has been a desperate attempt to cash in on the poularity of that whilst the public remember who they are.

They are apparently saying their new show is meant to be the new Morecambe and Wise. They wanna be flappin those lips less.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:50, archived)

I thought this might be the case

Lord Mue is right, every time I turn on the Beeb its Gav+Stace or Horne+Corden. Ffs.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)

Didn't watch it

Assumed it would be shit.

If it's anything like that Mitchell and Webb sketch show.

Apart from Numberwang.

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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:47, archived)

IT'S

lucas and walliams, MKII. with even less comedy.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:39, archived)

Is that possible?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)

haha yeh

I hate how they got their own show, and that the first part was in a studio for absolutely no reason at all.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)

or as AA Gill put it

the zombie reincarnation of Hale and Pace

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:48, archived)

Fucking hell!

Ace :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)

cheers ;)

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:46, archived)

Haha I hate them

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)

Aw Christ on a BMX

That's going to haunt my nightmares

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:42, archived)

Can you please provide instructions regarding the procedure to follow in order to unsee this?

Thanks.

(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:42, archived)

this

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:44, archived)

Take screwdriver, stab repeatedly into right eye.

repeat for left

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:44, archived)

The eyes are no longer part of the process.

This will require the removal of a portion of my cerebral cortex.

Should I put the screwdriver in and stir maybe?

(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:48, archived)

Yes, why not.

do that

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:51, archived)

Okay, done. Ta for advice - image gone now!

(Guizmeaux, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)

hahah

i have that hat

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)

That photo...

...was taken ten years ago. I have no idea where that hat is now!

(Guizmeaux, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)

It involves a time machine and your grandfather.

Now listen carefully, I need you to get me 5kg of weapons grade plutonium and a crowbar...

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:45, archived)

I would also like to know the procedure

after watching jar squatter

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)

No you bastard I did not need to see that!

Here it is for everyone else www.thatsphucked.com/post/2009/01/Jar-Squater.aspx

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)

hahaha

jesus fucking christ that is unholy

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)

i am glad i live in a country where i don't know who these fucktards are

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:45, archived)

*relocates*

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:47, archived)

this

(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)

ahahaha

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)

Is that Jonathan Ross's kids?

(Guizmeaux, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)

lol

why are these idiots so popular??
they= not funny at all. ha ha.... he has a fat belly?!!!?!!!?!? : s

(

--- ---, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)

It's imprtant to spot the signs

(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)

FASTER!

;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:33, archived)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEE'up lad.

Can't read nowt like.

(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:46, archived)

Meh...

this is a depiction of what these things look like to me...

(

..wil, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:28, archived)

it's all true.

woo!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)

e coli is wonderful stuff.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)

It lives quite happily on human skin, and most strains are harmless.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:34, archived)

in all honesty

I can't tell what you've shopped and it still looks edible enough.

(

kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)

File name and sweetcorn.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)

Shit between sponge with yellow plastic on it?

Knock yourself out!

(

..wil, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)

Yum.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)

Ris?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)

is there courgette on that?

There better not be courgette ( fuck off McDonalds. it's not pickle, it does not taste anything like pickle. It;s courgette steeped in fucking brine and I don't fucking want that foul shite anywhere near my burger )

No courgette and I'll have 2 please. Heavy on the ENGLISH mustard.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:34, archived)

I love it

The double MacMeh Burger. Blank yellow pus like eyes and Cheezy tongue (never touched the things in real life though)

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)

*sigh*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)

hahaha

space eggs?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:26, archived)

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)

hahaha

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:28, archived)

Where is that ginger source from?

So I can mark it on my list of websites to never visit.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)

google image result for 'ginger men'

or 'scotch egg'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)

Organise Bookmarks - New Folder - Name "Stuff to jerk off to while weeping"

(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:46, archived)

I know I may sound a little like a nazi here,

but I think that all ginger people should be locked up! ;D

Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:43, archived)

that...

looks like a very high quality scotch egg!!! Balls or no balls!

(dampwookie failing to understand everything from birth up to, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)

hypnocat

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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)

What happens when you mention Hypnocat and Candlejack in the same th

(

idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)

You get back to 4chan.

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)

You get back to 4chan.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:25, archived)

you baby got back

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:26, archived)

It's funny because 4chan is full of paedophiles.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)

i went on once

but i like my racism to be less, you know, genuine

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)

Haha, to me this looks like someone flicking the lights on and off

and the cat just lying there, unperturbed :D

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)

two photos

one with flash, one without and the cat managing to not move even though everything else does.

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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)

This looks just like my cat.

Apart from the hypno-aspect.

(

Zuowan, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)

Its my friends birthday

glad someone else remembered

(Polyphant, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:19, archived)

Hahahaha

That Fritzl is a comedy goldmine

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)

~~gold~~ land

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:26, archived)

i make no apologies

(

FIEND, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)

hahahaha

none needed

(

Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)

pfffffffffft

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)

hahaha

That's wonderful

(

Octo I ruin everything., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)

Haha

although, I think, bindun

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)

i wasnt sure

but hey

(

FIEND, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:18, archived)

Sorry

It always annoys me when someone tells me it's bindun

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:19, archived)

Here's one

www.b3ta.com/board/7381981

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:19, archived)

wanker

not really

(

FIEND, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)

*FWAP FWAP FWAP*.. eh?

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:25, archived)

Hehe, nicely done

Have a patpea:

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:19, archived)

woo pee at at

(

FIEND, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)

pffffffffffffft

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:28, archived)

nice

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:43, archived)

I'm such a child

(

Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)

Ha ha ha!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)

hahaha

what the

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)

*Glees*

Clickage, I say.

(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)

AAAAAAHHHAHHHAHHAHH

excellent.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)

Where sugar comes from.....

: D

(

--- ---, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)

Haha

I love your stuff matey

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)

hahaha

aww

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)

Toot sweet !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)

Wait, what about brown sugar?

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:19, archived)

I know where you're going with this...

: O

(

--- ---, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)

I WAS THINKING PUPPY TEARS

...

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:25, archived)

I was thinking kitten poop

: D

(

--- ---, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:34, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

but also, woo!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)

aww don't make the kittins cry! they need cuddles!

(

idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)

Ha ha ha!

However, Marmite is utter win :D

EDIT: BTW, I found out that you are very tall. For that I dislike you intensely :P

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)

I Love Marmite!

:D
EDIT: The height is just an illusion - I'm just a little bit tall for a dwarf.

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)

WRONG

Marmite

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)

I dont mind it

(

Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)

You must choose!

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:14, archived)

ok, i choose yes

because i feel sorry for it

(

Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:18, archived)

It actually gives me an endorphin reaction.

The stuff rocks.

(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:18, archived)

LIES!

;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:19, archived)

Yes!

You seem to be much shorter when you're lying down.

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)

yes, yes. mmmmm that's it.

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)

hahaha

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)

It's the second-hand nicotine that makes it so damn tasty!™

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)

Snuff said !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:15, archived)

my friend won a lifetime supply of marmite

one jar
he doesn't like marmite

(

Pootle, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:19, archived)

Hmmm...

~~a lifetime~~2 days

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)

~~2 days~~ one slice
Wonder if it's possible to overdose on Marmite...

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:26, archived)

suddenly, this occurs

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)

I hate it when my head is a chair :(

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)

I don't...*sits on*

Woo WM

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)

*sits on*

*farts on*

*runs off*

(

Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)

THIS IS UNFAIR ON US WORKING CHAIRS. I HATE YOU.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)

out of my way peasant

PARP

(

Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)

*chair*

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)

*benzedrine*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)

*4-Indolyl, 3-[2-(Dimethylamino)Ethyl]' Phosphate Ester: (Psilocybin)*

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)

i've had her

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)

She said you weren't very good.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)

banjo horse

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)

WTF as ever :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)

do you do a lot of acid?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)

i like to let people come to their own conclusions about where i get inspiration from

ed: by which i mean i'm not talking about that sort of thing on a public internet forum :D

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)

Head plant !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)

:-P

EDIT:
I'm hoping Jonti will want to feature this in his next goovie

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)

Holy fuck

(

Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)

Does this mean I'm the only one here that's done this?

(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)

How do you...

perhaps not :O

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)

It doesn't seem

to be filling up?

(

addickted has attained freedom, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)

"How do you beat yours?"

That's a face straight out of nightmares, that.

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)

It's weebl

The creme egg salesman :-)

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)

HOW DO YOU EAT YOURS?

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)

i just had an idea for a new chocolate

it would be 2 mini-egg's inside a creme egg inside a kinder egg.

(

connor, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)

inside an easter egg

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)

Kinder eggs aren't big enough to fit a creme egg inside

Unless you use one of those giant kinder eggs, in which case you could fit hundreds in.

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)

bollocks

i reckon you could fit a 2009 creme egg inside a kinder egg. aicmfp's

(

connor, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)

with room to spare

once you've thrown away the crushingly disappointing toy

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)

i once got a good toy

it was a pull-back-and-go car

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)

well you wouldnt be dissapointed if your kinder egg contained a creme egg with two cadburies mini-eggs inside

i see this as my lifes mission

(

connor, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)

Russian eggs?

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)

Russian love eggs?

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)

In Soviet Russia, eggs love you

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)

FUCK YEAH!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)

inside a scotch egg inside an ostrich egg inside a faberge egg?

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)

obviously

you can dress it up for different seasons and differing markets.

(

connor, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)

Inside a paper mache egg.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)

inside a dinosaur egg

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)

inside a blue whale* egg

*a special blue whale that lays eggs

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)

inside a 50ft chicken

that for reasons unknown to science lays whale eggs.

(

connor, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)

inside one of godzilla's egg

(

Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)

inside a Space Egg

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:14, archived)

inside a ummmmm.....

....space egg wins

I want one

(

Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)

Unless...

...inside a God egg?

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)

There is no god egg, now stop worrying

and eat your space egg

(

Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:28, archived)

That's no space egg!

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)

hahaha

(

Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:08, archived)

Heston ftw

hmm … Heston compo?

(

thirsty a rare visitor these days, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:14, archived)

I don't like kinder eggs

the idea of a lump of plastic inside an egg just doesn't appeal to me

(

Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)

DAMNIT, JONTI.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)

I...see...

In other news:
The Crypt Keeper
David Hyde Pierce

(

ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)

mother fucking tasty beverage, &c.

www.b3ta.com/board/9116635

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:25, archived)

pffffft

jesus christ

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)

more of this!

Also: Creme Egg Challenge

(Stegzilla, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)

Donny never felt part of it

(

Octo I ruin everything., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)

Ha ha ha!

You're nuts :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)

Emm...

Click for bigger (100 kb)

Yes indeed.

(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)

But...what do they do with all the kittens I sell them?

(

CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)

TJ. PRT. OK? TA VM.

(

addickted has attained freedom, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)

ah, now this is funny.

it has a joke in it, you see.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)

Arf!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)

Greyhound/Whippet?????

Edit: Fuck! I'm from Yorkshire an'all

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)

Another addition for your menu ;)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)

*raises*

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)

Haha!

Likes :)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)

you are a very very bad person

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:19, archived)

SSSSPPPPPAAAAAANNNNNNNGGGGG!

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and woo! \o/

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)

i read somewhere on tinternet

that a chinese restaurant was chopping up rats and selling them as chicken. trading standards found loads of rats in various stages of preparation. and the cooks wouldn't believe they were doing anything wrong...
good job i don't like chinese food

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)

There is a Chinese restaurant

near to where I live. A few years back H&S shut it down after it was discovered the owner was taking ducks from the pond next door and using them in the restaurant.

I fucking love crispy shredded duck.

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addickted has attained freedom, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)

there is a restaurant somewhere

I read about it.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)

Somewhere

I've seen a red restaurant

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)

Sure that's nothing.

I got a menu for a new Chinese takeaway in my letterbox a few months ago.

It said 'Delivery only. No collection'

The address was a house on a residential street around the corner.

Turns out that they were making rice in the bathtub.

(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)

01642?

Hey, that's the dialling code for Teesside, where I'm from.

Yay and woo!

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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)

yo git

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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)

Arf!

I did a lol.

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)

Haha

Simple and magentaful!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)

hehhehehh

somehow, I've never quite had the nerve to try the yoghurt produced when you leave a carton of off milk on the bench for a couple of days before getting round to throwing it out
it may look tasty but I DO NOT TRUST IT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)

ALL

yoghurt is EVIL.

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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)

NOT TRUE!

Yeo Valley goes wonderfully with pear cider for breakfast at Glasto :D

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)

YOUGHURT CAN BE QUITE NICE WITH MUESLI IF I RECALL

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)

Isn't the vomit

supposed to come OUT OF your mouth at rock festivals?

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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)

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