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[challenge entry] Instrucciones Asshat.


Como Usar tu Asshat Nueve.

'Nuff said...

(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 3:46, archived)
# SLAP THE BUM
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 3:46, archived)
# I have a hat much like that
Cost me about 40 Aussie dollars. I have yet to try wearing it upon my bum, or my foot.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 3:52, archived)
# THIS IS LIFE
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 3:53, archived)
# ASSHAT INSTRUCCIONES
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 4:04, archived)
# I always ignore the instructions.
Pfft!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 4:06, archived)
# SIT ON IT
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 4:22, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 5:08, archived)
[challenge entry] neeoowwmmnn


(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:55, archived)
# *waits for animation*
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:56, archived)
# Type: JPEG Image.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:57, archived)
# Ahhhh aaaaaaaahhh AAAH AAAAAAAH
AAAAAAH AAAAAAAAH AAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAH.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:59, archived)
# CALM DOWN DEAR
God, Michael Winner is an intolerable cunt.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 3:00, archived)
[challenge entry] :-D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 3:07, archived)
# SO WHY DINT YOU DO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 3:20, archived)
# simple
cba
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 3:23, archived)
#
This is great and i have to say
that i too was waiting for it to animate
some pics just don't stand as pics!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 4:14, archived)
# Faster!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 3:20, archived)
# f5
poor girl can't pedal any faster
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 3:36, archived)
# Damn well can, just needs incentive
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 3:48, archived)
# haha
lololol
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 3:49, archived)
# NOW THIS IS A SPORT I COULD REALLY GET INTO
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 4:00, archived)
# HAHA!!!!
You, Mr Tinned Peach!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 4:05, archived)
# This is more like it
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 5:22, archived)
# just for you
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 3:48, archived)
# Thanks, but I demand Speed!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 5:22, archived)
# NU NU NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU NNNNNn
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 3:23, archived)
# I too was waiting for it to animate.
So have this.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 3:07, archived)
# AH, THE OPEN ROAD
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 3:31, archived)
# ZALGO........HE COMES.......
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Haha I love you
Also I just watched X Files for the first time. Bloody awesome
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:08, archived)
# I saw one episode as part of some sort of "hey, we can be cool" thing my school attempted between GCSEs
It failed. I saw one episode and chose not to stay in school for any further piss poor televisual "delights"

We had an option though.

X-Files or The Phantom Menace.

Hmm. Tough.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:40, archived)
# I loved that show
I used to watch it every Thursday or whatever all throughout adolescence.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:50, archived)
#
 

 
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:54, archived)
# today's picture is brought to you by the letters W, T and F
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:59, archived)
# and the number e
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 3:06, archived)
# that's irrational
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 3:22, archived)
# HIGHLY.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 3:36, archived)
# This is what he wanted all along.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:08, archived)
# What do I do? Do I clap?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Cuddle him and tell him that it's alright, it happens to all CHAOS monsters at some point.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Do a massive fart then run around in a circle whilst laughing and clapping at the same time
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:27, archived)
# Fart. Circle. Clap.
Okay, got it.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:34, archived)
# They're cuter when they are babbys.

(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:08, archived)
# 20,000 leagues under the CDCs
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:12, archived)
# and here was I thinking that this was an underwater volcano near Tonga.....
;)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:12, archived)
# ZALGO... He scores!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)
# i have no idea what this zalgo business is
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
THIS IS WOO!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:26, archived)
# ZOLROG.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:31, archived)
# haha
snazzy.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:33, archived)
# hahaha
resistance to this bandwagon has made it funnier
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 6:38, archived)
# PEW PEW!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:51, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:54, archived)
# I believe this is a test.
Report back your findings.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# NEXT WEEK: HOW TO SAW A LADY IN THREE BITS AND DISPOSE OF THE BODY
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# FEATURING A GUEST APPEARANCE BY JOSEF FRITZL, DEMONSTRATING THE LATEST AUSTRIAN TECHNIQUES
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
# SIT DOWN, BITCH
YOU DIE TONIGHT
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# :()
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:05, archived)
# GJM
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)
# JISM!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)
# GJM!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:09, archived)
# i have noticed that that magician is really a shoe in disguise
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:30, archived)
# holy shit
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:53, archived)
# SAW HER
SAW HER IN HALF!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 5:14, archived)
# emmmooooo


i found a site that looks good that makes t-shirts, so i have added a few. you should check them out and buy them.
guaranteed to make you 100% cooler. click here.

orangespace.net
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:37, archived)
# My hole is a little lower
: )
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:37, archived)
# Your prognosis is good.
You can still fall in love. However, you can't urinate.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:40, archived)
# It's better to fall in love
than fall in piss
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:42, archived)
# It's better to fall in piss
than fall in shit
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:46, archived)
# It's better to find one girl and one cup.
None of this sharing shit.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:10, archived)
# The new world order is taking our hearts and replacing them with microchips
Open your eyes you dumbass sheep

.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:38, archived)
# .








.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:47, archived)
# sounds like a country and western song
:D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:39, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW WHICH SPAM LINK TO CLICK NOW
 
I AM SO CONFUSED
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:41, archived)
# click them all.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:43, archived)
# CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE THE 1,000,000th VISITOR TO THIS SITE. YOU HAVE WON A ZAMBONI!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:48, archived)
# RIDE THE ZAMBONI AND BE FREE
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# I can hear Matt Monro singing, "BORN FREE, AS FREE AS ZAMBO-NI..."
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Get him to stay away from the Doughnut making machine!
Woo!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:46, archived)
# him shotgun in de art
shotgun im chest riteout
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:47, archived)
# i'm very tempted by your "the jungle is massive" shirt
i need to be 100% cooler
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)
# you most definatly should
you will be cooler and the ladiess will love you and want to sex you up and cook you dinner.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:41, archived)
# whoever make em feel like this there gonna be hell to pay
youre gona get killed im going to fucking kill you
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:32, archived)
# is you a murderer
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:34, archived)
# GJM!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:34, archived)
# He comes...
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:37, archived)
# OH GOD YES
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:40, archived)
# Absolutely Right
The only way things will be better is if people open their eyes and research. Not that anyone seems to care.


.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:40, archived)
# what
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:43, archived)
# KILL! KILL! KILL!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:43, archived)
# Why do I get the feeling I'll be reading about this on Yahoo News tomorrow?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)
# KILL! KILL!
KILL KILL KILL
 
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:52, archived)
# CLENCHED. FIST.
WHITE! KNUCKLES!

CLAMMY. PALMS.
STICKY. FINGERS!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:53, archived)
# THE DEVIL MAKES WORK FOR IDLE HANDS
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:55, archived)
# yawn
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:42, archived)
# .......LOOK OUT!!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:10, archived)
# hahaha
i lolled
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Hevaaaaaaaaay !
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:12, archived)
# I could watch this all night.
But I shan't, as I am greatly tired.
Woo to this, and goodnight.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:14, archived)
# 'night
: )
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Awesome :)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:18, archived)
# haha
the only interesting thing to happen in that film
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Splatteringly well done.
Woo!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Haha!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:23, archived)
# ????
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:53, archived)
# That apple is fucking mental.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:55, archived)
# FUCKING FINISH HIM DAVE!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:55, archived)
# How deep is the worm !
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:56, archived)
# What is worm? Baby, don't hurt me.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Apple meets leopard
/geek

(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:58, archived)
# THE HORROR
ย 
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:59, archived)
# [it's a hard life; the life of a red apple
woo and yay!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Dr Zaarlon, you fiend
You've stolen that nice Mr Kane's work!

Hello Jo :)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:01, archived)
# [ nice? nah he was a cunt, and no mistake...
hello IVV :)

(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:06, archived)
# I heard he had big hair and a cheeky grin
What a social faux-pas! Eh? Eh?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:07, archived)
# aye, that I think is true.
a few of those foot things as well.

you be good then I take it? me? I'm falling asleep at the keyboard ;P
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:18, archived)
# FUCK YOU HAMSTER!
LEAVE THE APPLE ALONE. HIM AND HIS LEMUR EYES.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:02, archived)
# That's it . . . buck it to shreds !
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:06, archived)
# In case you missed it earlier
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Useful!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Holy
fuck look at the time!
It's tomorrow already!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Yes. Yes it is
...and that means I can take donations again.

Please be so kind as to click this link?
trampella.dossergame.co.uk/

(you don't need to do anything else)

Edit: Ooh, you big lovelies, some of you are! thank you :D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)
# For a cute little pet . . . clicked . . .
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Switch your router off and on, and clear your cookies
and you'd probably be able to donate to yourself as much as you like.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)
# I get more donations than I can use in a day anyway
but if someone isn't signed up for the game (or at least not signed in ;) ) then the donation is worth double!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)
# That's why you clear your cookies. So it doesn't remember you.
Was only a suggestion.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Aye, I know thanks :)
You can manage it about once an hour, but I just use my boyfriend's computer rather than mess on with cookies and routers etc.

...it wasn't that I didn't appreciate the suggestion!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Just as long as you appreciate the £9 I put in your cup!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Thanks mate, you're a good man!

*wanders off to 24 hour offie*
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)
# And that extra £6.44 I put in to prove my point :)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)
# That's an extra bottle of gin
WOO HOO!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)
# BRB - reporting as spam.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Huuuurf!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Meanie
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Don't make me hax the server.
I'll sploit. leetly.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)
# disappointed by lack of horses.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Frankly, I'm disappointed in myself
and on that note- I'm off to bed

Beeeg interview the morrow
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)
# YOU'VE LET THE WHOLE SIDE DOWN, JESSIE
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Ian Thorpe loves his Pea Roasts
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Fucking big footed cunt!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# He's 100% pure closet gay!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)
# yeah but he reckons it's fully sick!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# He loves his horses. I bet he'll be in the sequel to Brokeback Mountain
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)
# oh great
more cowboys shooting up each other!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)
# OH YEAH!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Not a pea roast
Fresh this evening.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)
# I'm sure I've seen this before...
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Is it a pea?
I thought the incase you missed it refered to the +1.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Exactly
Thank you :ยฌ)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)
# BLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Page-stretching dick magnet.
I'M SCROLLING THE FUCK ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE NOW.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)
# WELL WHY THE FUCK CAN I PUT ALL THOSE CHARACTER IN THE BOX IF IM NOT MENT TO PUT ALL THOSE CHARACTERS IN THE BOX IN SOME SITUATIONS LIKE THIS?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)
# IF YOU COULDN'T YOU'D BITCH. YOU UTTER BITCH.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)
# OH SHUSH THIS IS ALL BECAUSE I MADE MONG NOISES AT YOU EARLIER
I SAID SORRY BUT YOU WERE ALL PISSY AND IGNORED ME.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)
# I'M GOING TO THROW MY WALKING STICK AT YOU, ONE DAY. RIGHT AT YOU.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:36, archived)
# URGH BUT THATS ALL LIKE BEEN ON YOUR HANDS AND SHIT.
HAVE YOU NO COMMON DECENCY, MAN?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)
# I also shit on it.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:41, archived)
# D:
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)
# pfffttt....
scrollfaillolz!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Skug wont be happy about that
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)
# ?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Thanks
I now know I need to adjust the horizontal hold on my monitor!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 4:14, archived)
# I'm half asleep.

This may make no sense. I can't tell.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Dinosaurs = Yes
:D

(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# :D
He is lovely.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Why
is he green?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:19, archived)
# So are you.
*caresses*
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)
# *enjoys*
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# weee!
i want to slide down his neck!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# mmmmm texturey!
6,000,000 yrs that way *points in no particular direction all at once*
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Lazy default photoshop textury
Need to build my own texture library but I have no lizards to scan.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# mmmmmm laz..
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)
# The past? Why, yes, this way
*sneak attacks and snuggles*

Poor thing. It looks Quizzical.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# *CRITICAL HUG x3*
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)
# *points toward the Amish community
Nicely done and woo!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Dinosaurus! Have one of the crudely-drawn variety:

tilting forwards slightly for no obvious reason. Drunk dino?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)
# YES!!!!!!!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# I bet those things on its back throb.
throb throb throb.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# HOT COCKING YES BOT
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)
# :D YEAH!
I can't draw dinosaurs, so I did a duck lizard banana thing.

(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# That is close enoguh for internets
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Under a mushroom tree . . . ~.~
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)
# It looks so happy!
Yet it'll get extincted at some point. Poor thing.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)
# I LIKE THIS
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:26, archived)
# He's a very happy dapper chappy!
I like him very much
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:44, archived)
# It's over by the oil fields -------------------------->
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Heh
This must've been on my mind as I wrote that :)
Cheerio!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# RANDOM!!
I love it!!

PASTY!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)
# SILLY OLD MAN PASTY OF USE TO ALL MEN
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:45, archived)
# Fucking hell yes
Steg loves it and so do I.

(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:39, archived)
# [ woo/yay]
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Reverb
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Oh shit
It's like Alien all over again.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Nice tits!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Even better voice :)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# okay, enlighten me
 
who the fuck is this pop tart then anyway
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:09, archived)
# French singer songwriter named Camille. My fave at the moment.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:02, archived)
# That was my first thought too.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Pervert Win :D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Nothing perverted about appreciating a nice pair of boobs.
Now if you'd said "fwoar! I'd love to shove that microphone down my jap's eye" then that'd be perverted.

I'm sorry sushi m'boy but you're depressingly normal.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)
# :(
*rebels*
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# too right!
kinky = a feather
pervert = whole chicken
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)
# It's the dawning of the cleave age !
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Tom Cruise looks pretty good in drag
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Doesn't it though . . .
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Oh fuck not again.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Oh fuck.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# If you've got the time . . .
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# If you've got the time !
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# !
I don't recall that scene in the video clip...
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Swept up off of the cutting room floor . . .
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# She went to a pickup joint
And met a guy called Mike...
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# And sawallowded him hole !
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# O_o
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# o_(O)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:19, archived)
# She's stealing equipment. Quick! Stab her.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Stick it in deeper !
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# feedback irl!
*shudders*
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Stick your fingers in her ears !
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:19, archived)
# then adjust the flanger?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Tight as you can make it !
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)
# SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)
# How did I miss this?
That's really cool. Woo and Yay!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Right on Barge . . . she'll be coming in a town near you !
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)
# I wish!
But she'd have to tour australia for that to happen.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!!
Wonderful.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# She likes the action too !
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)
# [I think I've met her....
...]
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:59, archived)
# You might have left a bit of you in'r . . .
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:07, archived)
# [ I forget her name though...
heheh]
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:20, archived)
# She can cram my mike!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 4:44, archived)
# woo
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Topical.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# He's everywhere
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)
# I love it!!!!!!
Have this.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# great shuddering jesusfuck!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)
# I hope, for the baby's sake, it's the guy on the left.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# If the kid looks like her father
then her father is Winston Churchill.
/is reading Good Omens
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:36, archived)
# And his sidekick, Turns-out-it's-not-my Girl
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)
# pffftttt....
now draw it
:)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# FRESH!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# i only have this:


and with that, i bid thee goodnight
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# shopped pictures only please
/ac
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# The Vic scares me
In a "would" way...
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)
# baaaaby, you don't know what you're saaayin'
because you're a victim of briight city liiights.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)
# YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD BABY YEAH!
wOO!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite Briiiiiiiiiiiiiiite Briiiiiiiiiiiite !
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# LOVE SHINE A LIGHT AT EVERY CORNER OF OUR HEART
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)
# WHY THE FUCK IS HE FUCKING SAD?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)
# to me he looks a little smug and supercillious
Or however you spell that word.

Like he's looking down on us all.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Lightbulbs shouldn't be that way, man. They just shouldn't.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# EVEN SHINEBULBS CANNOT MAINTAIN A 100% SMILE 49% OF ALL THE TIME, JERK.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)
# ALSO:
HE'S SHITTING LIGHT. THAT HURTS DICKHAIR.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# *MONG NOISES*
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Oh dear.
We R the Lemon is broken.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)
# sry ttststtatststatrrtr
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
# bulbed!
(did you get yr CoD4 fixed?)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Obsolete technology!
It's all about the energy saving bulbs nowadays donchaknow. Personally I haven't upgraded from candles yet.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't have nightmares...
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Pass the mind bleach!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:58, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)
# but you have to bite its head off first
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)
# i laughed
i shouldn't have but i did - this is fucking brilliant! W/Y/H!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)
# ^ this
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA oh god argh.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Genius
*Click*

I'm not sure what's worse - the teeth or the eyeclit.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)
# it's like the anti american psycho
lovely stuffs, :D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)
# ahhhhhahhhhahhhah YES
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Hahaha oh dear
nyomnyomnyomnyom
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)
# OH DEAR GOD
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:47, archived)
# one morning in a berlin kitchen...

(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)
# oh ja
*clicken*
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)
# hahahahargh
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Urgh
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)
# it's a timeless classic
though after three minutes you do just wish for a bridge, or a solo, or anything a bit different at all
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Given the date of the recording
the reverb on the vibrophone must have been done in an actual reverb room. It sounds lovely.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:53, archived)
# HELLO MUGATU
OH WAIT YOU AREN'T
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)
# on a different note, I saw this vid on youtube, I swear only men can feel pain watching this

(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)
#
Is youtube playing up for anyo ZALGO
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)
# he comes
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:42, archived)
# karma karma karma karma karma chameleon
he comes: zalgo!
he comes: zalgo!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:43, archived)
# he came
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:44, archived)
# he zalgoed
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:47, archived)
# He conkered.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:50, archived)
# women can feel pane
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:42, archived)
# This is not helping my priapism, you know.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:44, archived)
# is that the painful constant erection
or the one where you get trapped in your foreskin?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)
# The former.
The latter is apparently called 'phimosis'.

I'm not really priapic. It was a reference to my previous stupid board sig.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)
# penis lulz
:)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Ooo, hello
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:45, archived)
# I vud like mien fried undt upzide down !
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Nice little dance, Hitler.
Haha.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)
# :D
exceedingly good kikes.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)
# dinosaurs...
nazis...
there must come some nazi dinosaurs now.

hint: watch Idiocracy
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:49, archived)
# I enjoyed that film :)
it was delightfully silly.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:53, archived)
# you like money AND sex?
wow, we must hang out together or something
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
OH HAI HIMMLER, CHECK OUT MY KRANSKY!

*clicks
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:49, archived)
# well, yes
hull

*cleek*
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:50, archived)
# glorious
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)
# hello across the sea
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# HAHAHA - that sounds good. Where's Rapitinui?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)
# *makes sumo wrestler grunt*
about two and a half thousand k's that way *points east*
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# The ANZAC shift has begun!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)
#
ORDER FLAPS AND BLOODSPEW NOW
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# possibly not one of new zealand's finest moments
and hello
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)
# ya gotta love it!
pissyob nihilism at its finest!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# FUCKING HAMILTON
 
FUCKING ARSE END OF ANYWHERE
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)
# fair suck of the sav mate,
EVERYONE KNOWS the arse end of the world is geelong!
:)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha
hull
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)
# What!?!
Arfages!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Haha
The dance makes it :D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Out of control Lol
Stop it!

HALT!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Aim lower for fuck's sake!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)
# HAN SHOT FIRST
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)
# totally
digitally remastered my arse
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)
# that's some sweet editing
woo!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Innit what?!
I'm a bit disappointed that Jack Ryan is gun-shy though :( Han wouldn't have blinked when shooting!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:39, archived)
# What about Jerry?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)
# I keep watching . . . waiting for a direct hit . .
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:44, archived)
# if only!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:46, archived)
# i like the change in facial expression as the shoe of shame approaches closer
:o)
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:47, archived)
# yup
that's what makes this one awesome and the others just dull ;)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Newman!
I bet he's throwing the shoe.

Ace!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:50, archived)
# his face change
makes this fabbo!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Haha
yay!!!

ALSO: hello :) Good to see you
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Hellooooo tooooo.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:51, archived)
# nicely done!
*clicked*
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Have a woo-worthy *click*
If only that bloke's shoes had been packed full of whatever the "religious martyrs" use to blow innocent people up over there
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Pewziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit !
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)
# bah
no wonder he misses - he closes his fucking eyes before shooting
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:51, archived)
# That's good.
Woo!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Heh, very nicely done!
Woo!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# glorious.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:28, archived)
# !!!EEEEEEEEKKK!!!
KILL IT!!!!! : D

KILL IT!!!!! : D
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)
# THE GREAT VINDALOOIAN EMPIRE IS PLEDGED TO EXTERMINATE THEM ALL.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# je..fu..wh..
*closes eyes* there's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# theres a 1 missing from the end
of your image challenge suggestion.
You'll have to delete the http bit for it to fit.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:33, archived)
# thanks
didn't realise: edit coming right up.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)
# design flaw
though you could have just misspelt it...ironically. ;)
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:45, archived)
# what?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# ARGH!!!! Kill it hard!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:25, archived)
# you're appalling good at the drawing game
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Kill it?! I'm going to fuck it as soon as I get its pyjamas off!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)
# i like the shading/highlighting on his face
reminds me a little of the old GTA cutscene artwork
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Chin head squwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack !
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)
# I like it I like it a lot
I chal name them Clives and they shall live in my garden keeping the cockroach population to a maximum.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)
# ARGGGGGGGGG
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Aaargh! This is magnificent and disturbing and magnificently disturbing!
Good stuff.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:19, archived)
# RARR RARR STOMP STOMP RARR I AM A DINOSAUR

mew
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:14, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE YOU
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Stey, aged 21
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)
# *GALLERY MUSICS*
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:18, archived)
# I AM HAPPY NOW
THANK YOU LEMONS :)
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# |||||||||||||||||||||||||
*PIPES*
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)
# HOW DID YOU KNOW MY AGE?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)
# The power of magics
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:45, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE THIS
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:15, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# i wish i were a dinosaur so that i could yell "RAR I AM A DINOSAUR"
i could die happy then.

edit: I FUCKING LOVE THAT
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Where is your fucking animation
dicknugget?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# A FUCKING HUGE DINOSAUR
LOOK AT HIM ROAR quietly purr
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:15, archived)
# That is ace :D
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Why didn't you draw a lightbulb?
I'm never happy.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)
# FFS I HAVE A LIST AND LIGHTBULBS ARE NEXT
I CANT MESS WITH THE LIST THAT IS WHY I HAVE THE LIST IT TELLS ME WHAT TO DRAW WITHOUT FEAR OR FAVOUR.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Please add:
Jars
A Spaniard
Bicycles on fire
Eight fields
Piss
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Or a pissy spaniard holding jars while riding a bike on fire through 8 fields
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# It simply cannot be drawn. It's impossible.
YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:25, archived)
# What a DINOSNORE!
nah jk
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)
# HEY WATL
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
# HEY CLANSOUL
LOLWUT?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)
# MAYA CHANNELED DETECTIVE GUMSHOE
AND ENDED UP A HERMAPHRODITE
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:25, archived)
# THIS IS ABSOLUTELY COOL!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:18, archived)
# ARRRRGH!
Hello. That is a nice dinosaur. I would like to draw one and pop it in your thread but by the time I do it will be off the bottom of the page.
I am a sad :(
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# next time i land on him, i'm going to buy a hotel
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:28, archived)
# OH HAI PRESTORIC MONSTA
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:49, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
# *Glees*
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
# This.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:14, archived)
# *Squeezes*
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Ooer missus
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Oh!
I meant the little purple stress toy thing. Not ununvited inappropriateness and frottage against your person.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# It's never uninvited :)
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Sounds like a risky policy to me!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Fuck you and your fucking talent
you talented fuck!

Ace work sir :D
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)
# HELLO PURPLE JELLY TOT
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)
# You're such a jerk to the purple dude. Leave him alone, man.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:14, archived)
# You're a jerk!
LOL!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Your all jerky
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Jerk.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Was that a statement or an order?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# first one, then the other
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Keeping all the bases covered. I respect that.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)
# I swear you are the CG Sheep!
woo and yay to this
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:14, archived)
# OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
He looks like a mutated jelly baby. WOO!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)
# : D
I LIKE! : D
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)
# mr toast
was it you that was working on a piece of video doobrie software? if so, could you link me up? it looked cool, but i never got to try it at the time because my laptop died
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)
# (his) arms are open
immobile, (he) cannot move
awaiting hug...slide!

(optimisation has punished your skyline!)
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)
# That's lovely.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Woo, pretty!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Damn that's good.
Love the little wobble before he tips.

*clickertywoo*
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Bindun no doubt...
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# haha
:D
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Arf!

(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)

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