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I think it's about time we got our own back

Fucking bastards, go do something else other than search for carcinogens.

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)

Breathing increases risk of cancer

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)

Posting on b3ta does also

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)

HERE IS THE FULL LIST

www.dailymail.co.uk/home/search.html?searchPhrase=cancer

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)

However, not breathing

causes death.

You have put me in a quandary asciiifacebob! A QUANDARY!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)

nah

Not breathing causes huge discomfort and pain, but not death.

Try it - stop breathing if you can.

ha, see!

Red?

Red?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)

I'm ok.

I remembered that breathing is quite fun.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)

Its not the breathing its all the chemicals we are inhaling that the NWO spray in the air

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)

That's

carcinogens

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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)

Ooops!

Google let me down :(

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)

Damn you Google

When will they ever learn?

*shakes fist*

*shakes cock*

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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)

*joins in*

this isn't classed as ghay is it?

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)

It's only gay

if you enjoy it.

*enjoys*

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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)

and if you enjoy it too much

it *must* give you cancer!

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)

Only ball cancer

and prostate cancer, it's not like YOU need those.

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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)

cheeky bastard! lol!

my balls are in constant use... preparing themselves for finding the ONE... or something like that.

*cry wanks into a sock*

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)

ARGH, MY CANCERS

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Shada, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)

Eh? They don't cause the cancer, y'know.

Do you hate bakers too, for making you hungry?

actually, ...

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Bee Nice |-|, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)

But they do!

They also run a higher risk of getting cancer as they are exposed to more carcinogenic materials than most people, especially if they are researching the causes of it.

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)

We're ALL researching the causes of cancer.

Try keeping your cause of death out of the official statistics. Hmm, that was a jolly thought.

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Bee Nice |-|, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)

I'll quite happily

keep my cause of death out of the equation! :)

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)

Everything causes cancer, prevents it and is good for you... simultaneously

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)

I will question that fucking schnoz though!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)

Jewish Science

Top of all the Sciences

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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)

*fears the NWO scientists*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)

They want your foreskin

for research purposes

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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)

Willy Wonka's everlasting chewing gum

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)

...cheese flavour

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)

pfffffft!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)

Yes!

This!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)

Reading the news this morning,

only served to make me drink my tea even hotter!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)

Good!

That'll fucking learn'em, do you have cancer yet?

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)

what about now?

Do you have cancer now?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)

Nah,

I have made another cup of tea with even hotter water, and am smoking a fag at the same time! Fuck you cancer!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)

What about now?

Next week, we will learnr that smoking and hot tea cancel each other out and we will live forever!

Cancer repost:

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)

Well I am still alive now.

I shall provide you with weekly updates going forward!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)

Don't blame science

Science didn't do this to you.
You did it to yourself.
Without any help from science.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)

hee hee!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)

SCIENCE!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)

this

where is my personal spaceship, science? i don't care if space is carcinogenic, i should be having adventures in space by now

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spacefish bong!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)

I want a space adventure too

in space!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)

meeeeeeeeeeeeats iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace

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spacefish bong!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)

for sure!

and not involving drugs or psychosis!

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)

oh yeah science is such a waste of space.

why don't you grow a brain and twig that the research carries on regardless, but the media grab a hold of things that involve cancer (in particular) and prominent scaremongering articles about it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)

when you do a science

and it gets into the papers

all the science chicks will want to do a science with you

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)

No they don't >.<

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)

well, I'm just saying that...

well..

*ahem*

use science :)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)

and the polar opposite is reality

scientists are cancer!

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)

yes...

calm down now, it's proven fact that bitching at ME causes you cancer.

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)

The enemy is here, here, here and here......we are surrounded......

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)

eastern flanker

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)

He needs a PVR

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)

^ gadget of the gods

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)

Oh yes indeed

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)

PVR?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)

It's a device

that helps you miss the first & last five minutes of any programme you chose to watch

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fuscous, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)

pffft

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)

Freeview/Sky +

Lets you record multiple channels.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)

Oh ok.

Never heard it called PVR before :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)

Or build you own

And old Dell, a tuner or two and some big HDs make excellent MythTV boxes.

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)

Open-source lover that I am

I detest Myth, it's a horror story.

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slight yoinks!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)

Wow, he can find that much to watch on telly?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)

It doesn't mean to say it's good

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)

Yes, but what about the telly?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)

^ this.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)

eh?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)

Looks a bit Zalgo-y to me.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)

HE COMES!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)

HE SCORES

Hello mr. horrible. How's stuff?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)

ANTIZALGO

HE GOES

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)

oh ffs NO

Vote NO on Zalgo 42

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)

In the second frame he has

salt and pepper next to his TV guide, and he is sticking out his tongue. I think he wants to eat it.

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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9309780

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)

bloody zalgo

I upset myself by including zalgo in a post yesterday. I felt dirty.

Dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)

I know I shouldn't

but it just felt so right

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)

ZalgoYIFF?

Well, somebody comes...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)

vinegar strokes now

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)

yay!!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)

Dadaism at it's finest.

Pass the salt.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)

I must have misread the instructions

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)

classic

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)

oooh nice

thats the proper way to make aeroplanes!

some people do those crappy fat ones that cant fly

like this

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)

paper darts ftw

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)

They're banned now due to H&S

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)

I make ones with undercarriage that look like huge moths

yes

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)

:/ oooh do show

When I used to work at o2 in leeds, I made one from an a1 piece of paper and launched it from the top floor over the open reception area.

It got stuck in a tree and security had to get it down.

good times.

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)

hahah

did they scramble the security force?

*alpha bravo charlie tango, we have a situation, over*

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)

I had a book of papaer planes when i was younger

You could make some truly epic designs. My fave smiple one looks like the one in the left of that photo. It was called 'the super-looper' and used to do massive loops when thrown outside...the harder you throw, the larger the loop :)

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)

find a link!

lets make some!

*waiting for 3 PC's to dl updates and install SP's*

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)

the shitter about that book was that half the planes needed foolscap paper :(

EDIT: Found the book for download!

fullwarezindia.blogspot.com/2009/02/paper-aircraft.html

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)

www.paperairplanes.co.uk/planes.php

hooray

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)

That's my lunchtime sorted then

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)

Good way to skive off work on a Friday. "I needed to rebuild my systems! All of them at once :)" haha... hmmm I'm considering doing that now...

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)

and some people

make big ones that fly briefly

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)

haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)

woo

lovely

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)

hahahahha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)

Hikouki desu

Very nice.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)

Kitten watches World Trampoline Championships...

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Ninj, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)

That's no trampoline

*achieves semi and exercises pelvic floor muscles*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)

If clitorises evolved into sentient beings of their own

this is what they'd look like

Now this is a fancy dress costume

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)

What a marvellous piece of musing that first sentence is.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)

I really should do some work

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)

awww so innocent,now get a hammer!!!!

*does anyone have PS cs4,is it worth downloading or is cs3 better?*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)

I've got CS3 and it's fine

I do have CS4 but not installed it yet, so guess I'm happy with CS3

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)

yeahh i think ill wait a while,im familer with cs3,its my freind

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)

Heh

I bought CS3 last year, but only very recently installed if for the same reason.
CS2 was working fine for me.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)

im dling

cs4 trial as i type..ive been tolf cs3 and 4 are quiter similar

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)

to be honest, most people will find cs3 fine to stick with. CS4 does have some nice new features,

and for me, it is more stable in vista than cs3 was...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)

PS CS3 is fine, but don't get InDesign CS3 whatever you do

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)

InDesign CS3 is brilliant though

What do you find wrong with it?

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)

Yes, please answer the question.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)

He's disapproving of me with his eyes!

I don't care kittum, you're not my father!

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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)

Can I leave this here?

(dishwaters Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)

"Queue either side, it doesn't make fuck all difference anyway, since we're all getting on the same bus to go to the plane, cocksmokers"

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)

ha - well piss

but different airline - so.... PISS!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)

Easyjet make me laugh

you can pay a couple of quid extra for priority boarding, which at Bristol airport simply means you get to get on the bus that drives you to the plane before everyone else does.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)

haha

bus piss

AND you get off last :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)

I run like a mad fucker up those stairs for the emergency exit seats

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)

I hope we never share a flight, there could be bloodshed

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)

heheh

*imagines fighting on the luggage conveyor*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)

Strangely, the last Easyjet flight I took, we got to the gate pretty late and were some of the last to board

and an emergency exit row was free.

Although I'm not complaining, I never understand why someone wouldn't *want* to sit there..

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)

yes - I often find this

I love the little talk the stewardess gives you. LIKE IT REALLY MATTERS!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)

I watched "the talk" being given to a bloke and his very frail, elderly mother

who was sat on an emergency exit row.

The old lady was doing her best simply not to die - AND she couldn't understand any language the stewardess was speaking to her. She wasn't asked to move though.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)

i hate when they call "group A"

and EVERYONE joins the queue

except this stupid english who waits because he's too polite :(

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)

last time I flew easyjet to london

the priority queue was far larger than the normal people queue, who didn't pay extra to stand about. When it was time for us to board, I got up and walked through without a wait and still had a window seat. I had the added pleasure of my utter delight that the priority people had wasted their money on standing up longer than I had to. Tits.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)

It never ceases to amaze me,

at how backward Bristol is. Buses to Planes? What are you? Cavemen?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)

That's Easyjet

Berlin, Rome, London, all buses to planes.

I think they do it to save on jet fuel.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)

they do it to stop people doing naked cartwheels on the runway.

at least that's what they told me as they strapped me into the stretcher.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)

Oh christ, that was you??

I thought it was a huge tumbleweed

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)

It was cold. Cut me some slack.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)

One day there won't even be a plane. They'll just turn the bus on to the M5 and keep going

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)

hahaha

I think this whenever I fly with ryanair.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)

Boarding for any plane

is like herding cats.

And I've pretty much given up on Ryanair - when you factor in travel to Prestwick, taxes, fees, etc., it works out cheaper to fly from a professional airline from Edinburgh instead.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)

More like Meerkats

The way people bob up and down every time they think the gate will be opening for boarding any second now

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)

I once got to the gate 10 mins before the plane was due to leave

Had to run like hell, accompanied by member of staff, and still made it onto the plane.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)

RIGHT.

This one time I got to the airport, the plane had ALREADY TAKEN OFF, so they strapped me into a helicopter and flew after the plane, then chucked me out over the wing.

The other passengers had to haul me in through the emergency exit.

Which was nice.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)

PAH

Once the plane had *already* landed at its destination and I got on a FOLLOWING plane and caught up with it several hours later

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)

GODDAMMIT!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)

Topical Instructions for Tea

De-RIS: news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7965380.stm

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)

drinking tea

can seriously make you fucking awesome!

Iran - medieval theocracy with cutting edge tea science research!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)

I ARE LIVING PRROOF OF THIS

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)

try switching to Horlicks

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)

you

borliks!

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)

ironically

I just remembered I had tea and it had gone cold. And tasted of limescale

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)

that is the WORST

it's like being abandoned by your parents. or sold into slavery.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)

even worse would being bought by Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)

You were drinking out of the toilet again, Griffy

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)

ha!

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)

I wondered why it smelled like a pine forest

and I expect those weren't biscuits

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)

That's simply an Iranian attack on our British way of life

/Daily Mails

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)

hahaha

we drink tea for peaceful purposes. They drink it as a weapon

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)

my thoughts exactly

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)

Fuck those researchers

i'll drink tea at whatever temperature i want as long as it has milk and sugar

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)

i like

ten wo tea and nettle...marvellouscombinattion, and healthy tip: eradicates saturated fats:)))

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)

i might give those a try

i need to be healthier

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)

drink

after pizza, chips, mussins, fat, bread, bayke, etc- it stops the fats from settling on your belly!!woooooooooooooooo!!!;D

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)

we try and stop the Iranians from persuing Nuclear Technology, so they hit us where it REALLY hurts - they ruin tea-drinking for us...

THE BOUNDERS!

woo, sir :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)

haha

is there mercury in hot tea? fucking jews.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)

yeah but they drink their tea while the water is still bloodly boiling!

oh yeah tea is shit

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)

i've got cancer of the news article

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g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)

WATER GIVES YOU CANCER

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)

Oh for fuck sake

I reckon they should cull all scientists that spend their days looking for things that cause cancer.

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)

HALP...!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)

haha

Avocado - the pear that thinks its a potato

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)

YAY!

hoorah for anthropomorphic fruit and veg in trouble :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)

hahahahahah, I imagine the stone shouting "FREEDOM! HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE FREEDOM!"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)

bizarro front pageness

congrats

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)

FPs move in mysterious ways

Also: Happy candle

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)

large:D

(

Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)

Oh Noes!

Sgt Pepper's lonely hearts club baaaaaaaaand!

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The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 1:11, archived)

hahaha

nice one ;)

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 1:30, archived)

we're all going on a...

cfb

www.dself.dsl.pipex.com/ampins/failproj/failproj.htm

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)

I've no idea what the hell is going on here

but it's totally hatstand ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)

nice one,

any chance of getting this under 100k if poss? cheers :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)

Lemony is that you?

;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)

Me, lemony?

only at the weekends:

Jif: The new fragrance for men. Pour Homme, Pour Hob

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)

pfft!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)

To celebrate our new lemon fragrance, please attend our launch party...

OLD BLOKES THAT WANT SOME GAY

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)

they'd never get all that on the banner ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)

ha ha ha

London!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)

sorry

i think it sorted nuuu.

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)

you're a gentleman and a scholar, squire :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)

acrobat?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)

no, just bowed legs

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)

heh

ok spanks i think

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)

No... no idea what yer on about

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)

dingbat

obviously they ar very sensititive to uv rays, like.

plus wooo. i want to smell club 1830. kedgeree on the lawn chaps?

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)

ha ha ah

wonderful stuff.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)

2peeps1coat?

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)

well

spotted:)

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)

hahahhaha, this is utterly mad,

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)

yes

...yes it is

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)

Jo Brand who hasn't been well & Eric Morecambe in a coat?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)

compo sneak pea

(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)

FAIL!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)

Hahaha

*lowers head in shame*

(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)

Pity it is a pea-raost but then I haven't seen it before

and I think it's pretty woo - nonetheless "bad noob! bad noob!"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)

And I still say I don't have a spanky bicycle.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)

ace!

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)

hahahahahahaha

but nawty peedlings in a threadlynew

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)

uh-oh

Please allow me to pimp this from last night please thank you.

www.b3ta.com/board/9308092

ning /board.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)

Hahaha fantastic

"Excuse me, stewardess? I speak jive"

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)

I love that old lady.

"Jus hang loose, blud. She gon catch ya up on da rebound on da med-side."

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

This entire page is making me lolzors

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)

You ever seen a grown man naked?

Edit: yes, it's superb stuff. I drew upon a lot of that for the image, obviously.

Truly classic movie. I think I may have to watch it again soon.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)

I've seen a naked man grow

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)

Do you hang around gymnasiums?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)

yeah - it's dangerous stuff

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)

"Dumbass ain't got no brains anyhow"

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)

haha Airplanelols yay

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)

yay

I knew I should have posted it in the dayshift.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)

ningles you hat stand mother fucker!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)

Ha ha. The stuff I miss here when I'm sleeping / working / wanking is fucking criminal.

Will the madness never stop?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)

Never.

I have a similar problem, but I tend to deal with it by staring into middle-distance while wanking.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)

Ah, the thousand yard wank.

I think there was an Indie band called that once.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)

does the chorus of their greatest hit go something like

I like to wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank while and I stare into middle-distance I like to wank wank wank wank wank wank wank etc?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)

I believe that's featured in the coda to the 'Pee Wee Herman Onanism Dub Remix'.

Also: INDIE SCHMINDIE

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)

that gets a big chuffin' click :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)

I had a feeling it might have been particularly to your tastes*

* - I had a feeling I should do it quick before you do it better.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)

there's still the sequel...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)

Just kidding!

Blanks!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)

hahaha

Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back?
Ted Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)

hahaha

I had considered trying to work that into the card somehow, but I thought it might be too tenuous.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)

hahaha!

I just want to tell you good luck. We're all counting on you.

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)

I flew single engine fighters in the Air Force, but this plane has four engines. It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.

Chorus: IT'S AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT KIND OF FLYING.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)

I did indeed enjoy tha!

And if we're all being pearoasting slags...

www.b3ta.com/board/9306990

The post that has finally displaced the worst picture I have ever made from being my most popular!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)

haha that's brilliant

*click*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)

^this

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)

This has been my most popular post for years!

www.b3ta.com/board/7825529

Can you see why I'm glad to see the back of it?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)

haha yes.

have the death-threats lessened now?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)

Oh yes they went away very quickly...

It's just the personal chagrin of the most slapdash creation I've ever made lurking on the top of my popularity list that's been grating in the interim...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)

that's fucking ace

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)

cheers!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)

I remember the paperclip from when I was still using Office

what a completely unhelpful thing that was, in a world of completely unhelpful software

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)

I want this!!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)

Deep joy!

(

Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)

Superb!

(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)

Move very, very quietly...

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Ninj, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)

"....I'm huntin' monkeys"

sorry, an Elmer Fudd moment....

Woo, sir!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)

Mornin' Stevie!

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Ninj, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)

nings N!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)

Well let us know when you find one

just an ape here.:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)

you pedant, you!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)

*goes tells librarian*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)

*L-spaces*

Whatever happened to the ace bookshop that pretty well defined L-space that was opposite Farringdon tube station? 'Tis gone now.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)

it's gone now

_sorry

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)

It's possibly a selection of Starbucks.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)

ha ha, Fudd means willy

~~willy~~ lady garden

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)

I call shenanigans! Online dictionary says: "No results found for fudd: Did you mean FDD (in dictionary) or FDD (in reference)?"

nings Prof!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)

hmmmm

maybe I dreamt it...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fudd&r=f

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)

I would appear I have confused willies and fannies again

get that man a cape and tight fitting leggings

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)

surely everyone

even you, knew that fudd meant mimsy!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)

I have been grossly missinformed

and will be taking the matter up with my MSP.

bloody fifers leading me astray again - they think it's a fucking joke.

They told me haggis means bumhole and that Dundee has two football teams

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)

Yeah, it is an easy mistake to make... For ages I thought Willie Nelson was a famous TV cookery expert.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)

that's why your doughnuts look like

willys

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)

ironic, really, as my willie looks like a doughnut

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)

strange

my iron looks like a top hat

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)

om nom nom

wait what was that?

never mind

nom nom nom

:D

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)

'nings b3ta!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)

Choco-fudge-in-a-can™ 8/10 simians prefer it!

nings X

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)

'ning Steve!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)

Ningles XLVII!

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Ninj, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)

well hell-o!

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)

wooooly animated

nice one

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)

Fanks cakey!

(

Ninj, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)

Top Gun The Teenage Years

CFB

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)

Hahahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)

he feels the need

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)

The need for bumlove from another man.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)

^THIS

Top Gun has to be the gayest film I've ever seen

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)

Fisting Fireman Nine

just edged it out for me.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)

pffft

haven't seen that quality title myself

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)

Top Bum

Tom Cruise stars as the randy midget lover

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boff FL OZ, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)

Does he ever play anything else?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

sometimes

he plays the kazoo

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)

LIES!

Tom Cruise is about as musical as the bible.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)

I don't mean he plays it like that

I mean sometimes he is cast in the role of the kazoo

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)

he plays the kazoo

as he has no sax appeal

(

boff FL OZ, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)

That pun is making me violin-t.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)

cello

you're a pretty little thing aren't you?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)

some people say there are subtle references to fighter pilots

but I didn't notice it myself :P

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)

If you pause the locker room scene at frame 2258

you can clearly make out a navy logo on the crumpled flight suit visible through the gap between Val Kilmer's thighs.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)

The need for speed!

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

hahahahahhahahaha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)

ahahahahahaa, that's wonderful

i do not think this will be bettered today

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gravytrain, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)

why thank you

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)

Woo!

The moment I read that, I got 'harder better faster stronger' by Daft Punk in my head

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)

well it is a good song

*raves*

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)

I think so, yes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!

Too soon!

Woo&click

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)

I have a goose outfit.

At halloween, a simple addition of face paints makes it a zombie goose outfit.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)

I did contemplate drawinf a second picture with Goose tripping and faceplanting onto the concrete

but I decided against it

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)

Awww

Best to respect the memory of a great man and gosh darn good pilot!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)

hooray for go karts!!!

have a sneaky pea

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

haha

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)

hahahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)

wizzed past? kinky! :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)

arf!

(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)

hahah

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)

Hehehe

Noice!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

(

spacefish bong!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)

The first video games were exceptionally complicated...

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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)

a quarter of what?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)

Rhubarbs and Custards

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)

And for that someone plays with my balls?

bargain.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)

CFB

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)

Why is it always raining in your pictures?:P

Woo:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)

O_O

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)

Your images scream for a coherent storyline, you do realise that?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)

I know I know I know.

*shuffles feet and stares at ground*

It's just that I'm crap at plotting ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)

you need to find yourself a writer

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)

See sig for details.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)

"the sun was cracking the paving stones when

Ponchenby Whittle-Twang IV of Eastminster set out for his morning constitutional wearing 3 pairs of socks and a haversack...."

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)

"... his flacid but not unimpressive member jigged merrily from side to side

as he strode purposefully through the streets of a place he later found out was called Willesden 'I find it hard to believe that the Lloyds of London shareholders meeting would be in a place such as this,' he mused to himself jovially

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)

... not into it eh?

alright then... but I'm giving you gold here!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)

"Manuel, the gardener, placed his burning phallus in het quivering quim"

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)

"Gonzo, the lead guitar player, put his mutated member in her quivering quim"

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)

And that's all I can remember from the Penis Dimension song of Frank Zappa

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)

she was the kind of dame you could spend your whole life trying to forget

and I knew as soon as she walked into my office I was looking at the business end of a world of trouble and a lifetime full of heartache and cheap liquor... her eyes were like dustbin lids and her hair was like spun straw, she was hideous alright, but man could she arm wrestle... despite the hook

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)

sure there was something wrong with this town

there were thousands of things wrong with it for chrissake... but this was different. It had been raining for longer than living memory and Drake knew that there was something other than the clouds to blame for it...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)

I read one of those "Choose your own adventure" books the other day

I didn't like it. The plotline was all over the place, like a half-arsed Quentin Tarrantino film, without the blood and guns.

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)

Ahh

But prolly still better than a Guy Ritchie plot though

(otl, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)

This

Except LS&TSB & Snatch.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)

Ha, I liked them as a kid

but I don't think they're so awesome anymore

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)

Fighting Fantasy was MUCH better.

Creature of Havoc being the best book

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)

ha ha ha

clever old sod

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)

by Jove that's

cracking...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)

This is awesome as usual

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)

heyyyyy macarena

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:00, archived)

This is why I don't understand footie fans

What sane personage would choose footie over sex?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)

This is as hypnotic as it is wrong!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:04, archived)

Now zip back up.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)

you've answered your own question

footie fans + sanity?????
come on now

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:04, archived)

I think that the pies they consume somehow leeching brainpower.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)

Sex means do it yourself and be open to criticism and other pressures. Footie means you can just watch others and criticise them. Porn is somewhere in between.

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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)

I'm sure that sounded really clever when you heard that down the pub:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)

Your dad told it to me. Lovely bloke. Massively disappointed mind.

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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)

hahaha dad joke

Are you off school today?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)

are you two having some kind of tiff?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)

Naaa

It's more of a jpeg:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)

hahaha joke typecast

thanks for playing

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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)

Yes. Erm, OK.

*pats on head*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)

Thanks. You win.

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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)

Both are shit.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)

I take it that both spoil the rhythm of the macarena for you then

well done you purist

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)

for you that is true

/scat lover blog:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)

no no no

anyone that claims to not like football is just fooling themselves

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gravytrain, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:20, archived)

I would like football

but my knuckles don't drag along the ground.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)

la la la la fooling yourself

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gravytrain, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)

Trust me

I'm waaaaaay too tall for them to reach the ground.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)

bend over

it is friday after all

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gravytrain, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)

I only watch internationals so I can shout at the telly in the pub with a good excuse

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)

I have adverts for that.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)

Well, it's a b3ta "thing" isn't it

a bandwagon of claiming to hate football if you will.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)

I don't hate football

I just find myself indifferent to it on telly.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)

it is isn't it

i think everyone would feel better if they picked a team to follow and got stuck in

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gravytrain, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)

No, no, no

Because no.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)

after a few yrs things change

its like.. you can only play a game so many times before it starts to lose its appeal

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)

If he is still interested in football after the offer of number 6

Dude..you've got problems.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)

hahahaa

but football?
Rugby and sex are mutually compatible and can be done at the same time. Both on and off the pitch

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)

I'm welsh love

no need to preach to the choir ;)

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)

Amen brother

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:08, archived)

Yes - I understand now

where are you from? I'm from Port Talbot originally

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)

originally Sospan

we have a hint more sun

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)

strange shaped balls

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)

us welsh women dont mess around love

;)

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)

^ this

A Welshman was in court accused of necrophilia.
When the charge was read out, he exclaimed "Oh I'm sorry your honour - I didn't realise the was dead - I thought she was English"

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)

sniggers in a justifiably non-racist way

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)

Ok, so I've got the footy on...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:03, archived)

turns sound up...

.........When I dance they call me macarena and the boys they say that I´m buena they all want me, they can´t have me ...

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:06, archived)

wait? you're female?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)

my tits tell me yeah!

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)

hmmmm. pics or it isn't true!

/sexist arse blog.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)

lifts skirt photographs knee area

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)

everyone knows the sexiest thing about a woman is her ankles.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)

I think the sexiest thing a woman can wear is a skirt that finished about 3/4 of the way down the calf

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)

why on earth would she be riding a calf? it should be a goat, or no animal at all

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)

Particularly

When they are around the back of her neck.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)

Show us a picture of your knob

else it's ~~very tiny~~ not true.

Wait... this is b3ta and any excuse to show a picture of their knobs and all that...

wait I retract this

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)

I am prepared to do this, but I have to get a hold of a camera first.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)

They're all afraid to..

in case its not as magenta as everyone elses

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)

haha

magenta envy

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)

It happens a lot around here

it's a kind of male b3tan mentality that they think all other b3tans must be males.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)

I assumed you were for ages despite your username

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)

I find your lack of gender recognition disturbing

My picture is on my website as well as my Vimeo page what I find it annoying (and it does annoy me) that despite this easily sourced images people still attempt to wind me up with the whole I thought you were a bloke crap.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)

I honestly did - then it clicked.

I hadn't seen any pics of you!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)

Apparently it's the badger icon

for some reason nature does not have female badgers they mate by symbiosis with mushrooms and snakes whilst dancing.

/sarcasm blog

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)

*learns*

*humbles*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)

talking of which

Did you see Kate Humble's tits on telly last night! Magnificent!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)

Who's Kate Humble and why would I be interested in her 'tits'

Does she keep an aviary?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)

yes she does - with Bill Oddie

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)

sad reflection on wider society :(

*adds b3ta to list of places to "deal with" come the revolution

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)

well, I don't typically assume one way or the other.

but as soon as someone says they're female I do the tired old ASL joke. So I'm the arsehole type male b3tan.

I'm sad and lonely.

And marking first year maths assignments.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)

Drops monocle

women? on B3ta?

what next

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boff FL OZ, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)

Yes we have taken to driving cars and the really revolutionary ones

like me, who in sexist male terms would be labelled a commie lesbian bitch, actually drives buses! hehe ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)

Yay for commie lesbian bitch bus drivers

The main thing is do you like jaffa cakes and drink tea. Aside from this I can tolerate any other perspective

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boff FL OZ, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)

Yes Jaffa Cakes and Tea are wonderful stuff

nectar points of the gods

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)

HA! Next you'll be saying you're able to vote....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)

Don't be silly we women have not chained ourselves to railing

outside 10 11 Downing Street for the right to have our pseudo-democratic vote totally disregarded by a bunch of brainless automatons of the state. Nobody should vote they're not representative of the people of this isle anyway.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)

my fantastic sister lived in new york for several years

One year around election time they had pollsters in the street, asking people who they would vote for.

After the fourth or fifth day of telling the same guy at the same bus stop that she was English and couldn't vote she decided to wind him up by pointing out that it was LUDICROUS to ask her how she would vote as she was a woman, and civilised countries don't let women vote. Her insistance that it wasn't allowed in England made him confused and scared.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)

haha

your sister has a great sense of humour - this is truly the way of Women's Liberation with ironic humour that confuses the stupid.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

Unfortunately it goes against my Father's advice

which I have always believed in.

"Don't mock the afflicted"

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)

although i do find that a simple knock-knock joke

will work with most men ;)

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)

haha

you have found their level

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)

I object to this

but I forget why, because I am distracted by bright colours, and thinking about the boobs of ladies and my own winkie.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)

It's more common than you think

And some of us even VOTE, have no children, and ride horses in a non-sidesaddle manner.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)

hahahahah! I may have to print and frame this

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:08, archived)

i would be honoured if you did

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)

I'm lucky James hates football

unless it's Plymouth but you can't really call that football - Oh dear I made a football pun roflcopter.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)

What's sex?

I dont like watching football much either

not much hope really.

still, cake sounds like a great idea

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boff FL OZ, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)

haha

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)

I wouldn't even care if he watched the football while we sexed

But sadly, no go :(

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)

Option 9

Go down doggie style and offer bum as convenient pint / bowl of crisps rest.

May just work...

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)

Another Ikea one

Click for bigger (19 kb)

(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)

hahaha

yes!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)

Hahaha

I fucking hate IKEA.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)

I like the hotdogs

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)

^this

Four day boiling is hard to do at home.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:06, archived)

^^ this

When i moved into my house:

"Oh you'll have to go to IKEA now!!"

"Fuck off you sheep"

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)

My opinions of ikea are...

Lounge furniture - fuck off
Kitchen stuff - very good
Adult bedroom furniture - OK
Kids bedroom furniture - pretty good
candles - excellent
garden stuff - poncy but OK
bathroom stuff - OK
soft furnishings - OK
lighting - pretty good
artwork - baaa!
hotdogs - nyom nyom nyom

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)

oh and the experience of having to go there - *shudders*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:03, archived)

Indeed!

The hot dogs are most excellent and the salt licorice is pretty good too

(Jamie and his magic bat You can bump n' grind, it is good for your mind, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)

I've been once in my life

that was enough.

While queuing up (for third or fourth time, I forget) I saw they had a little video screen showing Mr. Bean. I watched Mr. Bean. It was the most enjoyable part of the whole trip.

I loathe Mr. Bean.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)

hahahhahah! brill :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)

heh

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)

My dream pig

got board and made a S&m pig from stuff i found aroung the house.
crappy phone camera sorry but i think she is pretty...

First attempt at postiing on the board so sorry about the size.

Edit i fixed it!! yus :

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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:46, archived)

O_o

Resizing images to under 100k is generally the approved form here.

*yawns*

*stretches*

*drinks tea*

'Ning

Edit \o/ Yay that Death Star post from yesterday has finally knocked that goddamned bear off the top of my popular posts! *glees*

Edit edit Nicely done.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)

I know

But i dont own any software to do it and i just wanted to give something back

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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)

good for you.

edit your post to use this instead.
it's smaller.

< img src="http://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1238143992/smpiggys.jpg"/ >

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)

www.pixlr.com

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)

Paint.net is free as is GIMP

and there are loads of online site where you can resize images for free

www.resizr.com is a good one

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)

Paint.net ftw!

Alternatively there are lots of free image resizing things - pixresizer is quite a good one as it lets you do multiple images in one go.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)

There's no ballgag wtf's wrong with you?

(Fly Projector, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:03, archived)

O_o

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)

Ha! i ment to reply to pig guy!

(Fly Projector, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)

Its a Girl!

...

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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:20, archived)

FAIL

So to rescue this thread I shall pea from last night.
For those who missed it. I give you; the Meatenburg!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)

Nyomm, nyomm!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)

how does it smell?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)

Meatenburgery.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)

are you OK

you have some Down's as well as a case of the Sillys.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)

Hahaha

Just as I changed my sig:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)

b3ta has corrupted my fragile little mind - I read that as "Meatenbuggery"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)

you mean it's not?

*pulls pants up*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:59, archived)

blimey, after the soggy loooking result after teh first go, I'm amazed how good that looks!

was it good then?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)

twas yum

A fully documented Mk III will be on here this weekend.
Now I know it works I can make a more battenburgy looking one.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)

well it does look drool-inducingly fantastic! have you posted the full recipe, or will that come with mkIII?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)

The final effort will be up on the weekend.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:00, archived)

Wow you actually made this

actually rather than the Frankenstein Monster of meat cakery it does look rather nyom, nyom. Yay you are truly a meaty god.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)

*bows*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)

Holy shit

looks awesome

ningles folks

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)

'ningles.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)

Ning', but I'm off in a a few moments. Yet, I thought you might enjoy this little fellow.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)

eep!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)

Now having frightened YOU. My work here is done for the eve.

Night folks! See you in the gayshift.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)

night night

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)

Kill it with sticks!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)

He wants to eat himself!

(Fly Projector, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)

ooh i'm a veggie

yet i'm strangely tempted

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)

There is a veggie version.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)

tell me more

*dribbles*

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)

It's called a battenburg:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)

hahahaha........cow!

was getting excited there at the prospect of a new savoury treat

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)

Actually I did device a recipe for a veggie one

soya mince dydrated with veggestock and shredded veggies both set with egg.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)

This dissapoints me

The first image make it look like its the size of a loaf of bread :)

The second makes it small :(

Bet it was great!

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:59, archived)

I see a flaw in your reasoning.

The second image does not look the size of a loaf of bread as they have been cut up into what are called slices.:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:04, archived)

SCIENCE!

Send me a slice would you

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:06, archived)

Silly Ad7

Science can not be sliced!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)

Ahhh but it CAN be milked

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)

This in itself is SCIENCE!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)

i bet that tastes salty

nom nom

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boff FL OZ, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)

Oh my

that is a pure work of genius

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)

that's just put me off food for life

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)

*loads tranq gun*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)

if you use the b3ta hoster (rather than b3tards)

you can force a click for big option. Just to make the physical size a bit smaller get into the image tags and add a width parameter.

< img src="www.oinky.com/fetishpig.jpg" width="300" />

btw, the resize will also fix the file size, the edit button is your friend, people will be cockish if you don't follow their rules, and I'd so do that pig.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)

Filesize will still be too big though:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)

twenty four kb really breaks my balls :O(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)

Well that must be a precision shot then!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)

Thanks

I follow the board and have seen the reaction that that size pic gets

"sighs, Didnt want to be one of those people"

Next time hopfully i can get it right

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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)

well, it is a little too big, but I'm in a happy-friday-mood, so never mind.

have a pearoast of an alien thing from ages ago:

click for EMBIGGIFICATION RAY

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)

I don't have anything decent to roast.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)

that IS decent! I can't stop watching it....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)

mwhahaha, I could put three of them in a ring...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)

Groovy

thats cool as hell

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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)

haha

tastily bad

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)

I missed the huge sized debacle

But I like your pig, good work!
*encourages*

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)

So Sorry..

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:34, archived)

hahahahahahahah! the frist post I see today, and although I can tell what's coming, I still issue some offce lollage :D

Top stuff, and have a "SPPPPAAANNNGGGG"!

'ningles everyone, YAY FOR FRIDAYS!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:36, archived)

gah!

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:37, archived)

Haha,

The manual, its fawlty

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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:38, archived)

Hahaha!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:42, archived)

GAAAH!

Where you been hiding stranger?

'ningles all.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:39, archived)

pfftt

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:48, archived)

hahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)

*spang*

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 6:35, archived)

hahahhahh

you have totally captured the spirit of the show

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d d, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 6:36, archived)

IT IS ONE OF MY VERY FAVOURITE SHOWS AND IT HAS ONE OF MY VERY FAVOURITE ACTORS AND HE IS IN IT EVERY WEEK ALMOST.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 6:37, archived)

it is really a shitty show though

terrible unfunny joeks

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d d, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 6:41, archived)

PERHAPS YOU ARE NOT NEARLY HIGH ENOUGH WHEN YOU WATCH IT

I FIND THAT HELPS A LOT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 6:43, archived)

also it would probably be a lot funnier if Alan could say "fuck" more often.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 6:43, archived)

Has there ever been a funny American sit-com?

I ask you as you are an(if not the) expert in such matters.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 6:43, archived)

I think it's pretty good actually.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 6:50, archived)

as usual the earlier seasons are better

but I like it.

compared to the Big Bang Theory which was SHITE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 6:51, archived)

British sitcomedy hasn't been any good since early Red Dwarf.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 7:30, archived)

I've watched a few episodes now and then.

It's Sheen after all. But it seems that the funny stuff was all
in the first season. Ladder joke was good, and some of the
stuff with the mom can get me to giggle. But overall--a meh.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 6:53, archived)

i think most of the show is just lame ass sex jokes like dildos and boners and dogfucks

and not in a good way

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d d, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 6:57, archived)

well personally i think that there are a few good shows out there

its debatable if weather or not they could be called "sit-coms" per say but NBC thurdays's are an amazing slice of american comedy television. my name is earl, the office (my fav), and 30 rock. great shows. also as weird and tacky as it may sound i actually really do like seinfeld, fraiser, and newsradio. great shows. some how strangly they are all really funny and clever but tacky all the same. i love tv.

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d d, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 6:53, archived)

I see. You seem to enjoy the genera(s) more than the individual shows.

That was sort of what I had become to understand in your case from previous discussions.
Thanks.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 6:58, archived)

actually i just realised all of the shows i said are or where on nbc at one time so basically: nbc makes great shows

they made conan so think about it

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d d, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 7:00, archived)

YOU ALWAYS REPORT IT LIKE IT REALLY IS, DOC.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 7:08, archived)

africFUCK

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d d, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 7:19, archived)

How I Met Your Mother

I love NPH.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 7:37, archived)

This is funny as hell!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Lrk0uzjQgY

(Fly Projector, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:16, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fantastic!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 6:36, archived)

hahahah

that's more like it

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 6:37, archived)

And ladies too!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 6:38, archived)

TWO and A HALF

THUMBS UP!!!

(Catnipppp, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 6:49, archived)

what larks

I like my laughter canned.

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arrangedletters, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 7:03, archived)

Ahahahaha

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:08, archived)

That is brilliant...

it is a guilty pleasure of mine

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:13, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAFECKHAHAHARSEHA!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:20, archived)

frickin' fantastic

Oh how I love Father Ted

Eeeeedyot!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:28, archived)

Brilliant!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:41, archived)

HAHA

HE COMES! YA BIG BOLLOCKS

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)

hahaha!

hell yeah!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

TOTAL

SHITTING
BRILLIANCE

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)

Payday \o/

Got the day off

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 6:27, archived)

Pederastic demons!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 6:33, archived)

HE COMES

ON THEIR FACES

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 6:34, archived)

He came...

...and went.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:41, archived)

this is marvellous

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new_matt, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)

BOOOORN TO BE WIIIILD!

(Fly Projector, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 4:04, archived)

funny llama, fuzzy llama

woosome

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 4:07, archived)

This is what happens when i drink! :|

(Fly Projector, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 4:08, archived)

llama's llama tastes of llama?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 4:21, archived)

actualy he's not a llama
he just hasn't shaved since
they hit the road!

(Fly Projector, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 4:29, archived)

ಥ_ಥ

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gronkpan, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 4:43, archived)

㋛

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 4:50, archived)

whatever comes your way.....

(Fly Projector, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 4:50, archived)

What else happens when you drink?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 5:12, archived)

not much good!

i make much better and
motivated work when i'm sober!

(Fly Projector, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 5:46, archived)

/Llama for adventure/ And whatever comes our way/

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 4:09, archived)

fire all of your llama's at once
and explode into space!

(Fly Projector, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 4:13, archived)

۞_۞

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gronkpan, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 4:41, archived)

the R-word?

THAT'S THE MOST RETARDED FUCKING THING I'VE HEARD ALL FUCKING DAY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 4:50, archived)

One of the best comments on there was from a firefighter

"I'd love to join you in your cause but unfortunately I work with flame retardant on a daily basis"

Alfonso Gerniou had a few things to say but nobody wants to talk to him.

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gronkpan, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 4:53, archived)

actually the most retarded thing I've read today

is the implementation plan for the university's new smoke-free policy, effective from January 1st.

now there's a colossal waste of time and money
ACTUALLY THAT GOES FOR PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING COMING OUT OF THE CUNTING VICE-CHANCELLOR'S OFFICE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 4:56, archived)

Gotta give something to the braindead bints who uptalk to do.

We'^re here... um... and going to ...um ...save the wo^rld to^day. By all ...um ...but^ting out.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 5:02, archived)

AND NOW FOR SOME NOSTALGIA

whatdoyoulike2play.ytmnd.com/

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gronkpan, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 5:07, archived)

holy fawk that was loud!

(Fly Projector, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 5:08, archived)

Mutant MP3 tags FTW!

Many browsers(and plugins) fail to check for out of bounds volume attributes.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 5:13, archived)

Yes this is true.

Each time someone posts a link to YTMND, i make sure I turn the main volume down, before I click the link

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 5:20, archived)

HEY HEY HEY!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 5:10, archived)

IT'S FAT ALBERT!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 5:11, archived)

This is the standard political speech generator for politicians.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 5:11, archived)

"its unacceptable;they are humans just like us, just not as fornunate. its a putdown now, not a scientific term like it was intended for."

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 5:06, archived)

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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gronkpan, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 5:09, archived)

JAZZ.. IS LIKE THE BRAIN DAMAGE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 5:17, archived)

LOVE IS A DRUG RAPITINUI. TAKE SOME NOW

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 5:20, archived)

LET'S TAKE SOME TOGETHER

YOU GO FIRST

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 6:39, archived)

I'M HUNGRY.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 5:17, archived)

I'm special young lady. i not like another people call me r word. because it is hurt by feeling. thank you

okay I got bored with that pretty quickly
What did Alfonso Gerniou have to say?
Did his posts get deleted?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 5:18, archived)

I give you happy time and best feeling be to you.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 5:21, archived)

I posted it a few days ago and I can't be arsed searching for it

Alfonso was saying that we should stop chasing the retardeds and chase all the stupids instead.

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gronkpan, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 5:31, archived)

Yes, quite so. Idiots and the ignorant are far too common these days.

It's fucking retarded, I tell you.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 5:33, archived)

I'm pretty sure he was suggesting that stupid people are better in bed than retardeds

Not really true though, what with downs syndrome chicks being hilariously horny all the time but hey

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gronkpan, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 5:42, archived)

An interesting premise.

I'm unsure if this is true or not. I've fucked idiots and the ignorant, but no mongs yet.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 6:01, archived)

I used to work in a paternity testing lab

most carers give saltpeter to their downey chums to stop them humping people on the bus.

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gronkpan, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 6:04, archived)

wait, was that insensitive?

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gronkpan, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 6:31, archived)

Factual information bypasses such judgments.

Except for busybodies. They can find fault in damn near anything.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 6:36, archived)

STAY AWAY FROM SYDNEY AIRPORT!!!!!!!!!!!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 5:09, archived)

like

(JoePesky, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 5:29, archived)

Hahaha he looks like Lemmy

Woo!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 6:27, archived)

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