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[challenge entry] Why else would you buy one?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# look at that mouth, I bet she could consume several sausages simultaneously
big german ones too!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# "No thank you, baby.
Fifteen is my limit for schnitzengruben."
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# "oh come on baby, just one more spicy knockwurst!"
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Arf!
Nice quoage :D
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Gotta love teh Quo!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# quality
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Heh-heh.
I definitely need some of them.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Heh
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
# the birth of something quite horrible
the chap on the left looks quite like my younger brother:



not so obvious from that angle i spose
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:44, archived)
# how odd
i'm reading microserfs at the moment
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:51, archived)
# For no apparent reason.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# What the fuck is "Nutmeat"?
And why do I get the feeling I'm going to regret asking?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# It's like buttmeat
but vegetarian
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Nutmeat is when you shit in someone's guiness.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Ah, there we go.
Thank you for not disappointing me! :-D
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Where has he gone??
It's been two years :(

www.nevillesgarden.co.uk/
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# :-(
it can't have been two whole years

but he has been noticeably absent lately. where the heck is the neville?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# There was nevilleness just yesterday.
Smelge.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# And this morning.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Guess he lives on the exact antipode of my location
cos I haven't seen him in yonks
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# This could get ugly.
Photobucket
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# OH IT HAS, COWCAT
IT HAS :-(
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# I'm angry. So I'll post ugliness!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# I've never ever laughed as hard as the first time I saw that source pic
*Edit* where is the source for that, actually?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# I laughed. And then died a little.
I've got the source, but it's on my other puter.

I've never tried that gaz thing. Try that, and I'll get it to you.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# *makes wounded giraffe noises*
*huuuuurrrrgggghhhhhh*
*huuuuurrrrgggghhhhhh*
*huuuuurrrrgggghhhhhh*
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Lovely!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)
# NOT A DINOSAUR :(
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Pac Man will eat you!
Woo!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Cthulhu ghost would have rocked pac man
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Not a dinosaur.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# It's OK because dinosaurs are jerks.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# O SHIT I NEVER KNEW.
*TRAUMAS*
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# THEY STOLE MY FUCKING LIGHTBULBS.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# BASTARDS
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Brainslug with a spare eye!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# WE'RE OWWWL EXTERMINATORS.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# I am very unhappy
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# "mew"
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# :(
That is not a dino
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK, BARRY
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# spotted green elephant with "can't tell difference between it's arse/rear and eye/front" predator confusing adaptation?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# LOVE YOU CTHULHU
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# SPONGESAURUS!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# "you want my briefcase?......"
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# : )
 

 
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# i can't seem to find my 'falling downs' pic
probably for the best...
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Be more funny if my sister hadn't've had 'the mental illness' from 11 to 23
and my mum who nursed her through it got it about a year after my sister got better.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# most jokes aren't funny to those people affected by their content
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# its nothing personal,people seem to love making fun of downs syndrome
on b3ta,i have two downs syndrome cousins,its just a joke.*and what about all the cancer jokes latley?*
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# speaking as a ginger
I find it all appalling.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# gingers kick ass
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
# yup
but half way through you inevitably find out it's been your own the whole time.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
#
click for ginger pussy: www.masalatime.com/img/83962.jpg
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# no fair her tail is blocking the money shot :(
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# the page i found that on
www.masalatime.com/?p=915

is full of 'caption competition' type pictures
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# A PC B3TA?
Not in my lifetime...
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
# cancer jokes don't bother me
and i have personal experience of that. not me, but someone very close to me
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
# being offended is a part of life
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# yes.
few things i find offensive.
but that's what the 'ignore' button is for, yes?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Alot of offense is
on behalf of someone else, as if people need to be protected.
Which, for the most part, isn't the case.

(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# that's the worst kind of politically-correct offendedness
mrs brovloski / harriet harperson excel at this
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# CRY ME A RIVER.. GHOST
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)
# totally unrelated
found this in the archives:


and we stop serving breakfast at 11am
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# they are way ahead of their time using that 3 for an e
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# indeed
they waited 60 years for this. it probably wasn't worth their wait.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Well they're American, they can fuck off.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# and it was effective as the impending mayhem shall be
at making us all happy
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# "I don't want to be your buddy, Rick. I just want some breakfast"
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Plain and Simple

Stands back, and waits.....and waits...
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)
# omgno i did it rong
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Is that
how Michael Barrymore wired his pool lights?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Heh, it'd still work*



*may contain lies
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# I have no idea why.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Mmmmmmm
Lie down on this couch

and tell me about your childhood.

>Starts taking notes<
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# I got tampered with by Halibuts.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Did they ask to touch your special place?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# It was a mistake
I thought he was a badger
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Animated version of pic from last night

Just wondered what it would look like.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)
# looks like a headache to me
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Heh
I guess so
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# FWOOOM.
SHWWOOOOOM.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# BABOW BABOW BABOW
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# is it bad that i've taught my son to sing 'chikka bow bow chikka bow'
when he sees a nice looking lady?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Do you really think I'm the best person to ask?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# The shadow of your smile....
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# coool!
Reminds me of ye olden days of Amiga demos.. 9 Fingers, by Spaceballs had a very similar style!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Hadn't heard of that
I just saw a screenshot and it looks cool.
Actually here's the page...
www.pouet.net/prod.php?which=100
there's a hidden b3taism on there...
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# GUESS I'M STILL PRETTY DRUNK HUH
 
KEEP STILL YOU BITCH
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# That I'd imagine
Woo!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Am I drunk?
that is woo
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Holy shit, Mof
Not only are you the best in town at these but you've got to animate them now?
I must now thrash you.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# I believe you have just summarised every drunken night out I've ever had
:p
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:51, archived)
# That's great . . . it keeps both eyes busy !
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Might have been less shit if they'd used real lesbians?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# fuck
i missed my b3taday :(
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)
# I missed my 6th too.
And now I seem to have missed my 17k
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# i'm failing miserably to prepare a 50k extravaganza
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# I remember all the buildup last time
you fucking tease. You even made a new account so you didn't add to your postcount.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# indeed
real life keeps getting in the fucking way
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# That whole 'real life' thing
is just an excuse for the weak.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# my wife
she like to talk to me and get me to help around house

she selfish like that
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# what are you doing with my wife?
or are they all like that?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Mine too
perhaps they're related.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# shush you
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# well
happy belated nevertheless!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# I was doing that before it was cool.
But happy not-quite-B3taday anyway.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Well happy b3lated b3taday then
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# You
Could have shopped her teeth for gods sake!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# i've only just seen the pic!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# you klenk!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Come on now.
That's just "find a sickening photo and post it".
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Weeee
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# you're my inspiration!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Need Moar Instructions..... : D
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# can you teach me how to dance like in the middle picture?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# I think that kind of dance may be born, not learnt
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)
# True.
I speak from experience.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)
# 1.take E, ket, meth, crack and LSD
2. ...
3. profit or death.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)
# own experience?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# 2 out of the 5 I have experienced together
the other three I haven't done.

only one out of the other three interests me in any way. :)
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Yes
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# wtf?
I didn't ask for wrestling lessons
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Well now you can do the hammerlock.
:)

You turkeyneck!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
# these are my frustrations brought to the life.
whoop.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)
# its not as easy as you make it look
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Yes... all seems to be in order ehre
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# I LOVE YOU, MAN
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# [ contextfree ]
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Zalgo again, eh? What does he want this time?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)
# HE COMES!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)
# heck, sums!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Hex, ums
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# sections
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# he never seems to stop coming!
must have the gush or summat..
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# hurrah!
algorithmic art ftw
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)
# I've used nearly all of those greek leters in papers at some point.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)
# You're doing your crosswords wrong
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Pfft!
:D
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Oh noes!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Interesting again.
I downloaded contextfree on my other system but never installed it. I should really try it out I guess.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)
# I woz bord!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# YEE HAW!!!!!!!
.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# hahaha
thatsnomoonlolz...

(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# lol! star trek!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# It's Stargate you dumbass
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)
# bedroomlols
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# silly zhmei!
it is most clearly lost in space!

MY GOD, PENNY

YOU'VE GOT BREASTS!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Aim for the exhaust port!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha!
LOL
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# that's no red dwarf...

(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Ummm
Second from left looks like she's got something up her exhaust port!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)
# yeah, that was me.
i shopped it out but must have missed a bit.
none of the above is fact.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# bindun
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Ladles and Jellyspoons. Please charge your glasses to the Meatenburg!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# it's like a fiery death explosion of meat
wrapped up in a flaky crust
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I suspect this is the way I'll go
:D
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy
Meatenberg...
For that you get the Reflected Loaf Award for services to Batttenberg.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Squareness is the work of the Mk III
EDIT: Awww I shal pop that in my profile.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# I aspire to this
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Then get your science frock on
push the marzipan envelope and you will too!!!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# I would
but I loathe marzipan
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:06, archived)
# !!!O_O!!!
In which case there are research avenues in
:Electric Pickles
:Extreme Cheese Sarnies
:Voodoo Trifle
Mrs Chutney has invented Polish TitBread!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
I bet they're nice and firm
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Thanks for the tips
but I have come up with an idea of marzipan substitute and meat substitute for my, what I shall call for now, secretenburg.
The Polish Tit Bread looks delicious!

(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# inb4 this isn't Flickr.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Sorry
Who are you? It's better than BLue Steel!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Titcoat Jones from The Bastard Squad.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# I say, science has prevailed!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Oh dear god it's beautiful.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# it looks ace. does it taste it?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# I yam nom nom nom nom noming it now
yummy:D
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Looks interesting
what's that white stuff?

and the coating?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# minced chicken load
The Mk III wil have safron for colour,
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# hmmmm....
you could mince a gammon joint to make the pink bit?

(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IT LOOKS DELICIOUS
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# OH YEAH!
Looks tasty! Woo.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# This is a revolution in meat based snacks
Patent IT!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Well clog my arteries and stick to my bones!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# It yam roast lean meaties!
No cloggy arteries!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# pfttt... y'right
lovely piece of work though.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# ^
That'm
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Have a slice or two
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# It is very morish!
A bit like crack really.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)
# I expect one of these the size of a table to feed the b3ta bash.
Woo
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Yes
Yes it will. Or spam sarnies:P
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Wow
It's like a LUSH bar of soap you can eat... without getting chased out the shopping centre.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# without bubbles flying out of your shoplifting face!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# haha
now this is performance art

and should be youtubed

"how long before you get thrown out of a shop before innapropriately eating non food merchandise"
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# next week's image challange
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
# This is full of the motherfucking win!
Totally worth the wait!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# I'll see your meaty treat and raise you by a McPie.
Idea:


Realisation:
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Hahahaha yes!!!!!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# well it's got the McDisappointment factor in spades :D
nicely.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Yes
There was no need to sully the glory of the Meatenburg. NOw go to the corner of the bunker and think about that you have done.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# *sidles to corner*
*thinks*

Sorry!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# I'm sure it tasted better than it looks.
At least, I hope so.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# It was rather nice.
Beef, cheese, bacon and pastry. The only major food group it was missing was beer.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Just realised I have a Staropramen in the fridge.
I'll be back after these commercials.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# I can feel my arteries hardening already :D
and, in case anyone's thinking of a strikeout gag

that's hardening too

:D
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Ha ha, Christ.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# well done you squire :)
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# supoib :D
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# oooohhhh yesssss
:D
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# heston blumenthal eat your heart out,
and i imagine he's tried
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# I imagine by sticking his head up his arse
and navigating with his tongue
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Actually Mk III
Has his heart in it!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Brilliant.. I've been looking forward to this.
Ebay it before it goes mouldy :)
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Send me some right now!
I just woke up and already I have a craving for the Meatenburg
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# bastards!
i'm hungry now ;)
and you're all bonkers
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Cripes
Ghostie the gourmet!
Well done.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# top work!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Exceelent!!



(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:05, archived)
# *wants*
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:06, archived)
# oooh lovely
I would like to see it done with saffron chicken and rare beefsteak. Make it so.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Saffron/turneric chikkinz is Mk III
As is the square meatenburg, as this has no corners.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)
# MEAT!
: D
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# FUCKING YES
i wondered what you were on about earlier. what's the ingredients?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)
# omfg
your a spiritual leader
edit : icmfp
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Oh lordy
Its even more beautiful than I had ever imagined.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)
# MAGNUM!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Awesome
What's the outer 'skin' made of? It looks like pastry.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# THIS WEEK: NESTS
 

 
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Hahahahahaha cr&
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# hahaha
MOST GOOD!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# a bird joke? I canard believe you did that! it's fowl! oh well, somehow you've winged it
I guess I've stuck my beak in enough now
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Stop egging on the puns you tit.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Finch me! Am I dreaming?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# no need to throw a warbler! they aren't my puns, I was just robin them
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# You were f'kingfishering for cheap laughs.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# That punnage right there is hatstand
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# You should be billed for those puns
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Yeah
er... bird... er... yeah I got nothing.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# then I'm closing this restaurant down mister!
how'dya like that?

/health inspector blog
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# I'm just larking about! no need to go raven mad about it!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Goose
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# you tit
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# moo
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# U R MI FR&
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# well it's been in my head for far too fucking long
 
every time I hear the theme tune all I can think is CR&
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# I also have a CR&-inspired pic to make
which I've been meaning to make for some time.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# C&
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# B&
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# GR&!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Thx. Made it last night before I crashed.
I blame the 'Lynch'ing about.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# this fills me with fear.
lovely lovely fear :D
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# It owns the L&!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# THE TOILET IS ALL OVER EVERYTHING.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# CLEAN IT THE FUCK UP, TITSITTER
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# RULES? I WASN'T EXPECTING GODDAMN RULES.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# TITSITTER.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# hahaha
ONO
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# SHIT POSSESSED FLYING TOILET!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# CR&CR&CR&CR&CR&CR3CR&CR&CR&CR&
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# wahahahahaha
THERE HE IS, FOLKS
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# PAHaha
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# HAHAHAHA - Woo!
GR& in Engl&!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Bird jokes?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Ha ha, shit me.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
# I'm making a thing
It's not quite finished.

Better lighting
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# POW
right in the kisser.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# One of these days.
one of these days....
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# straight to the Moon!
.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# What is it?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# a scarecrow
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# visiting abu ghraib?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# looks like it
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# I thought it was a thing!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# but what is it?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# wood to ham alchemy
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# SCIENTOLOGY LASERS
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# WIRE CLOTH AND WOOD
This can only be a good thing. Continue.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# As I'm stalking your posts.
The meatenburg is out of the oven and resting.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# *glees!*
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# OH SWEET MEATY GODTHING
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# I think I may make my own meatcake some day.
Some day soon.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# I think we should do a 'things that are sweet but we've actually made from meaty goodness' compo!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I DON'T HEAR DINOSAURS
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP
IM GOING TO EAT SPAGHETTI NOW ILL DO IT LATER
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# I like making shadows too.
I can do rabbitses.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# I like your thing very much.
TJ - E4 announcer just had a few pot shots at "shiny but vacuous comedian" Stewart Lee.

Ha.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Think I'll start off nice and simple
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# this is quite odd
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# I'm going to take that as a compliment,
as We Are The Lemon's reply has more replies than my post.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# it was,
odd is always good
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Thats a very interesting theory.
Just one more thing, WHAT ARE ALL THOSE LITTLE GREEN ARROW SHAPED ALIENS DOING WITH MY STUFF?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# And to the back of your head Colombo?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# OH SHIT GET IT OFF ME ARGH ARGH ARGH ETC
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Re-organising.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# THE BIG RED CROSS ALIEN SEEMS TO BE CONTROLLING THEM
IF WE CAN TAKE THAT OUT I THINK WE CAN STOP THEM. WHO IS WITH ME?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Bear with me.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# if you can see the aliens messing with your stuff
it means that they have finished messing with your stuff

and your stuff is now "messed"

:D
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# they are touching you in inappropriate places
and you can't get rid of them no matter how hard you try
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
[challenge entry] is this better?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# compo it!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# i concurd
smoking is ace, its been around since forever.
I just indulged in my third regal of the week
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Yes.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# 6. Blow in non-smokers face
not that i smoke fags, but if i did, that's what i would do
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# 7. Keep your guard up.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# 8. Detect hidden laser traps
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# 9. Profit.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Who are you?
And why are you in my line of post?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# I don't see your name on... oh wait yes I do.
Sorry.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# special circumstances
is that from a iain m banks book?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Did you miss all the username fun yesterday then?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Also, yes.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# ah yes good link to wikipedia
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# 9. Signal new Pope.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# 10. signal new ant pope
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# 11. Signal new anti-pope
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# 12. signal new soap on a rope
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
# 13. SIGNAL GNU ANTELOPE
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# 12. Signal neat new pop.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# I need this!
The amount of times I've lit the filter end whilst crazed up on beer and shit!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# KIDS:
Don't do shit
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Hope PT doesn't mind me shopping a bit of his / her pic
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)
# hahaha
Simples.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Pfft, nice pic
but everyone knows earth is the yellow/green one.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Whoever named them got it all wrong
earth should be brown because thats the colour of earth;
Neutral should be green and yellow because they are neutral colours (or something...)
and blue should be live, because thats the colour people turn when they get electric shocks in cartoons.
simple(s!)
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Why does everyone keep saying simples :(
It's ruining a good advert.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# I SAID IT ONCE!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# I've seen it earlier today too.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Well done.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# i also only used this once,
today in fact
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Its not a good advert, its shit
simples
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# I'll endorse this.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# brown live
blue neutral!

hah

wire them up the other way round!

that's sticking it to the man!

:D
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# I do, out of principal
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# so do I!
take that health and safety!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Bloody political correctness gone mad
A bit of electricity is good for your heart
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# it's the liebarrels
they want to take away our freedom loving electricity and give it to the homeless terrorists!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# it's all very confusing.
it used to be red black and green. Blue was 3 phase live 3 and now it's neutral, black was neutral but is now live two and red isn't used at all.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# old plugs and wiring doesn't bother me too much
but when you have an old kettle, where it's disintegrated inside, and only the merest fleck of rust is stopping you being fried when you attach power, quaint enquiries of "will it still work or have you broken it" will result in anything other than mocking :D
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# being in my trade
you tend to get a bit blasรฉ about AC mains power and operate a 'touch it and see' policy to the question "is that live?".
I've had some cracking belts from colour CRTs when I've not discharged the tube or line output transformer before messing with them.
56000 yummy volts. That's fun.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# mate's an engineer
occasional shout of "yes, that was mains"

but fucking with crts, you've been lucky there


sometimes they give you a flying lesson :D
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Oh had plenty of flying lessons.
I used to have a nice pile of television box packaging piled behind my bench for a soft landing ;)
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# ahh the soft cushioning effect of polystyrene and cardboard
:D
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Aargh! But which wire to stop the bomb?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# It's always green
..or red
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# to help the colour blind
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# and people wearing 3D glasses
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# LOL EARTHFAIL!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Arf
I just saw (and clicked) your cat drawings/instructions.
100% of pure ACE.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# By your powers combined, I am...
..A PLUG!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
Earth = green yellow etc.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# nice
:)
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# aha
100% improvement!

it was my intention to be more involved with tonight's gripping edition of b3ta. but somebody posted a link to new scientist, and i kinda got stuck there, reading about deja-vu and stuff. sorry.

edit: his / her
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# get your priorities right Sir !!!
Old Scientist is much more "Reg Sprescott"

:)
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# old scientist...?
ahaha

also, last line of deja-vu article:
reading this article may give you deja-vu

also, last line of deja-vu article:
reading this article may give you deja-vu
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# But without water how will we summon Paptain Planet? :(
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
# I like
That you have broken wind.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)
# .
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# HmmmmMMMMMmmmMmm
*eyeballs*
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# TJ
Meat-a-geddom. T -40 minutes.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# HOT DAMN GHOSTY
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# THe fool proofplan
is looking foolproof
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# LOl
I JUST HAD A CHOPPER FLYING OVER MY HOUSE FOR ABOUT 10 MINS

I THINK IT WAS LLOOKING FOR CRIMINALS

ACTUALLY IT'S STILL AROUND IT'S FUCKING NOISY
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)
# NO
Obviously it was looking for meatenburg!

DUR!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# I AM GOING TO DO SOMETHING SIMILAR TO THAT IN MAY
AND PHOTOGRAPH IT,
ONLY WITHOUT MEAT
AND WITH GIANT CAKE
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# At least you didn't assume that it was out to get you
wrap your head in bakofoil and hide under the bed.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# I THINK IT HAS GONE NOW
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# THAT IS WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# WHERE ARE MY DINOSAURS?!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# O FUCK
BRB
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Get ron paul!, the sexual deviant!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# HmmmmMMMMMmmmMmmm
*eyeballs*
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Dont eat eyeballs!
they contain cancer!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# One time, I ate some cancer and got AIDS.
Luckily it was horse-AIDS.

But I'm alright nowHOoooooooOOOOOOH!

:D aahhaha..oh wait..

:/
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Thats ok it was good horse-AIDS
not bad horse-AIDS
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# I naOWL what ya mean.
;)

Oh shit..

:/
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Yes, Ron Paul supporters are now techincally 'terror suspects'.
Also mass graves are currently being dug across the US.

Gggggggggggggreat!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# I don't know or care who Ron Paul is.
I don't care that the US government has stockpiled plastic coffins. I don't care, I don't care, I don't care.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Then avert your eyes my child, and sup from my bosom.
*offers*
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# *waits*
THESE TITS AINT GONNA MILK THEMSELVES!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Fine!
More for me.

GgnnnNnhhhnnNNnFffffuuurfffizzle..

Right, I'm off.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
#
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU DONT CARE??
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# That is epic.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# I THINK HE MAKES GUITARS OR SOMETHING
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# *sadface*
You bring me more annoyance than the government ever did.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Grrrrr!
*shakes fist*

*sambas*
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Also, they have coffins.
The evil bastards. Should a natural disaster come along they should leave the dead to rot in the street.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Who cares what a coffin is made out of anyway?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Jesus!
They really are some funny cats....
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Presumably it's a stockpile in case of emergencies.
Governments do lots of preparation for emergencies.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# No no no no!
Don't you see sheeple, if they have the coffins then they MUST be planning to kill people!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)
# How could I have been so blind
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# nah, they're just planning to kill mexicans
erm...

pretend I didn't say that

nothing to see here

move along :D
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# theyre
not big enough for americans
shirley?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# I think they're designed to hold one limb each
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# or maybe
they are just trays for yank sized ready meals?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# They did resemble microwave trays.
They must be planning to feed the dead to giants! THIS SHIT JUST GOT REAL PEOPLE!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# or giant
lizards?
to continue the Icke-esque weirdness of this thread...
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# HAHAHA
That is the best, not big enough for americans. That MUST be illustrated. Thanks.
.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
#
♥ cute ♥
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# you say that to all the guys
:)
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# those cats are rubbish
but i did learn that georgia is home of the CDC, which raised a smile
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# .



.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# sugar is great
aspartame can fuck right off, bastards stealing my calories
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# FUCKING SUGAR
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# why are these illustrations
always JPEG'd to death?
is it a conspiracy?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Conspiracy theroists all use dial up connections
as it resets their ip after each redial.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)
# clever bastards aren't they
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Its a conspiracy between pixels and artifacts
they always seem to be planning something, but you can never catch them in the act
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Dun'geddit.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)
# They should be rounding up libertarians. They're not, but they should be.
After all, the credit crunch has clearly shown what unregulated free-market capitalism leads to.

I say round up the loonies.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)
# but but.. who would organise our collections of books at the local municipal delivery level?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# I want to be buried in 500,000 plastic coffins
Get that around your logistical chops, Freema Agyeman!

... oh.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# I'd like to [ something ]
with freema agyeman

:D
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# absolute mince
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# hahaha
^ this
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# That's what they want you to think.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# need to get this off my chest...

(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# You yam the sun photocomic!
more undies please.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Eggzackerly
Andrew Castle said on GMTV this morning that he could see himself wave out of his front window.
Tit.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# heh
yeah, my mum has asked me this in the past
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# *giggles like a girly child*
might have to share this one
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# LOL I JUST FOUND MY HOUSE ON THAT :D
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# I used it to find out what car my friend drove before she turned up at my house.
It really freaked her out.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# From the BBC's Have your Say as culled from http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/

This worries me. This is a great way for terrorists to check out the target without actually going to the place.

Terrorists who are stalking a potential target will stand out like a saw thumb with their different clothes and their cameras and their different languages.

If my house is being cased by terrorsis I can see them from my CCTV cameras I hve around my property or when they trigger the alarms by walking on the trip wire.

yes another infringement of my personal liberties me thinks
Neil C, ENGLAND
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# hahaha!
i wonder how many terrorists he's encountered
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# i'm glad he seems to be taking the piss
but honestly, the only difference between street view and taking a walk round somewhere is that people have to try a lot harder to make you forget what you saw when you went for a walk. I've cased loads of joints and not been caught at it
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# best confused terrorism rant ever
:D
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# THIS SUN IS NOT AS SMRAT AS YOU OR I.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# I think you are all sunned out
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# NO.
THE SUN RESERVES ARE STILL FAIR TO MODERATE.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# ITS JUST THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# NO NO NO
VARIATIONS ON A THEME
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# The animalations are the same tho
Draw some dinosaurs!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# OH FFS FINE NO MORE SUN FOR YOU
*tantrums*
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# YAY DINOSAURS :D
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# RAWR DINOSAURS
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# ahahahahah
reminded me of Idiocracy, which I saw yesterday and which contained
a scene of a fight between an american and a NAZI dinosaur at the end
total winnage
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Silly sun, he's come out at the wrong time of day
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# i want more moon!
;)
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# THE SUN IS A MASS OF INCANDESCENT GAS, A GIGANTIC NUCLEAR FURNACE
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# OH HAI MISTA SUN, FANKS FAH DA CAAAANSAAAAH
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# LOL NO WORRIES JADE LOL
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# IT SURE IS NICE N 'OT 'ERE IN 'ELL.
ME CUNTS WELL FIRSTY.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# The sun is a cunt
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# LOL I SICKED UP A BIT OF IONISED PLASMA ALL OVER YOUR EARTHS
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Can't wait
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# day jar binx!
woo.

I'm a fucktard! I was meant to do a step by step picture thingy of my meatenburg but forgot. So You'll just get the recipe and the finished product when it's all over.

EDIT: Here comes the lemon, doo da do do.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# I await the meatenburg like the second coming of some kind of primative deity
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# I shall do a second tomorrow with all the steps.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# you do some nice sun
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Ta.
you do some...ur...nice...space caviar.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# *parp*
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# YOU'RE NO SUN OF MINES
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# that's a woo/yay, right there
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# sun
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# careful now
more of this sort of thing
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)

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