CRONK! CRONK! CRONK! CRONK! CRONK! CRONK! CRONK! CRONK! CRONK! CRONK! CRONK! CRONK! CRONK!
Obey The Cronk.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:33,
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Obey The Cronk.
Did he come back?
Do I give a fuck if he came back??
Does anyone give a fuck if he came back???
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:36,
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Does anyone give a fuck if he came back???
Imagine yourself on your knees, hands in the air like the DVD cover for "Platoon"
yelling, "CROOOOONNNNNNKKKK"
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:40,
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TJ
Is anyone watching that thing on BBC about the RSPCA?
I don't know why I'm asking this but; what the fuck is wrong with people? Is anyone else worried that these pissbastards can breed humans as well?
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:40,
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I don't know why I'm asking this but; what the fuck is wrong with people? Is anyone else worried that these pissbastards can breed humans as well?
I'm not angry. I'm sad, because I *expect* this sort of thing now.
Summary: Most people suck. They're lazy and will do anything to dodge responsibility.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:49,
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But you have a bee icon surely that's feminine
/debate about my badger icon being masculine blog
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:31,
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I have a racoon
The only animal with a bone in its penis.
Apparently. I haven't checked.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:36,
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Apparently. I haven't checked.
honey, honey
doo do do do
ah, sugar sugar
doo do do do
you are my randy girl
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:33,
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ah, sugar sugar
doo do do do
you are my randy girl
The fact that you have the underpants icon really sells this reply.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:34,
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Oh please
I call half the fellas on here 'lady' or 'miss' or some other variation, why is this suddenly being taken as me thinking you female?!
I even put a note in my profile about it a couple of years ago!
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:37,
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I even put a note in my profile about it a couple of years ago!
*points at sig*
Yeah, me too.
I went for an interview for a depressingly basic level job today, I'll probably get offered a position but after the intial 'YEAH, that went well :D' feeling had worn off I was left thinking that I'd really thought I'd be a bit higher by now.
That said, I've got a 2nd interview on Friday for an excellent job, but tbh anywhere that has 3 interviews to decide is probably going to have ample time to find a reason not to employ me!
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:46,
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I went for an interview for a depressingly basic level job today, I'll probably get offered a position but after the intial 'YEAH, that went well :D' feeling had worn off I was left thinking that I'd really thought I'd be a bit higher by now.
That said, I've got a 2nd interview on Friday for an excellent job, but tbh anywhere that has 3 interviews to decide is probably going to have ample time to find a reason not to employ me!
I should really start applying for some...
I think that's my main problem
Good luck with interview tho! :D
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:48,
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Good luck with interview tho! :D
Thanks!
Good luck with...getting around to it ;)
I was off for weeks before I got around to it (though there were other circumstances. Kinda), it's actually been about 6 weeks of applying for stuff and attending interviews now. Phew.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:59,
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I was off for weeks before I got around to it (though there were other circumstances. Kinda), it's actually been about 6 weeks of applying for stuff and attending interviews now. Phew.
Anyone know the technical term for japseye?
Anyone? ...Anyone?!?
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:27,
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Don't think so.
I seriously don't know though...
My biology minded friend said its just called the opening of the urethra, but I wanted something more exciting sounding.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:32,
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My biology minded friend said its just called the opening of the urethra, but I wanted something more exciting sounding.
I've come out of lurkage to say well done sir
you made me do a train LOL
woo
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:25,
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woo
it was more of a sort of wierd snort sound
I just wrote LOL to be down wit' kids
actually - more of a schnarf than a snort
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:29,
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actually - more of a schnarf than a snort
i don't commute haha
I'm on my way darn sowf - 1st class don't you know *doffs cap*
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:37,
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Mind If I Drop This Here Please? (N.W.I.O.T.) Was Gonna Compo it but it ain't music related.
De-RIS:- Impregnated Jamie lynn Spears, Bristol Palin & if u dunno who Alfie Patten is by now, then crawl back under yer rock.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:29,
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surely it should just be the head that's that purple...?
no?
*medicates*
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:32,
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*medicates*
Started off with one or two ideas inspired by other posts...
...then my lack of actual hummus caught up with me.
Seamless Productions present:
I would, however, pay actual cash money to see this.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:19,
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Seamless Productions present:
I would, however, pay actual cash money to see this.
DAAAAANCIIIIIIINNNGGGGG
WIIIITH TEEEEARS IN MMYYYYYY EYYYYEEESSSSS
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:20,
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Pet shop boys....actually was their second album
Third if you count Disco.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:21,
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Third if you count Disco.
posted this last week...
...no-one liked it then, so i doubt if it'll be liked now :(....but fuck it!
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:09,
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...no-one liked it then, so i doubt if it'll be liked now :(....but fuck it!
haha
this is good
(click)
I think a lot of whether something is considered funny or not is all down to timing on b3ta and also having the username HappyToast helps ;)
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:10,
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(click)
I think a lot of whether something is considered funny or not is all down to timing on b3ta and also having the username HappyToast helps ;)
yup and I can remember seeing it back then
and I'm sure I clicked I like it.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:12,
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Oi! I'm not a bouncy castle!!
..Unless you listen to popular belief!!
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:27,
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grrrrrrrrrr
a couple days ago I was looking at a sauce image and Beau D'or posts using it; i was just looking at that image thinking how to 'shop it and you post this
my life is recursive
but most woo to you, tis fab
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:15,
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my life is recursive
but most woo to you, tis fab
This will probably get lost at the start of a new compo but
Cheap and slightly seamy.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:06,
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Cheap and slightly seamy.
That man is marvel to medical science
How he isn't dead yet, we will never know
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:08,
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I saw him (and the rest of The Pogues) at Brixton last year.
Someone launched a plastic bottle at him.
It landed in his coat pocket, and he didn't notice for about two tracks.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:09,
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It landed in his coat pocket, and he didn't notice for about two tracks.
now i can't stand football........
...but this I like...well done newcastle for embracing feminism!
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:02,
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...but this I like...well done newcastle for embracing feminism!
Now there was a cartoon character that could turn you furry
I'd have licked her militant lesbian styled head.
I did not get panthera and cheetara mixed up into one sexy muscle bound lesbinum cartoon character for a minute.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:08,
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I did not get panthera and cheetara mixed up into one sexy muscle bound lesbinum cartoon character for a minute.
For once a football post on b3ta I get
Only because I listened to the news today.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:03,
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I am a bit ashamed for posting it
as i hate the stupid game with a vengeance....but all those morons shouting She-raaa did tickle me
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:06,
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I hope he does badly and becomes their worse manager ever
I would be happy :)
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:09,
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THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING.
Folk isn't Pop therefore I clearly would be IN BREACH OF THE RULES should I submit anything.
OH FUCKL.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:59,
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OH FUCKL.
Screw the rules, man, screw the rules!
Folk it up, and be damned!
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:00,
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k
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:05,
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___________
| FOLK |
| the |
| challenge |
| |
| o/ |
| /| |
| |\ |
|___________|
Only done a gazillion or so times :)
Although my photoshop efforts tonight are lacking in what is known locally as "hummus". Did a pic of Rick Wakeman as Gandalf and it looks awful, even by my standards.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:59,
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I apologise!
I bet it hasn't bindun with a head banging eagle before?
hehe
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:07,
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hehe
I know what you mean
I'm struggling to think of something that could be considered funny where I'd shop some of my music heros into films - *shrugs*
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:47,
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But while your here....
You being Local...
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19027
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:49,
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www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19027
Yeah I saw it but work might stop me being able to attend
but I'll have a look later on see what I have.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:52,
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Do you have to do what shift you are given?
I'll ask for an early shift, then a late shift on the Sunday.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:54,
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Yeah we are ruled by the working hours directive
we can't drive a late shift one day and then switch to a morning shift the next - which pretty much means every other Sunday when going from lates to earlies we have to have a day off. So I couldn't swap a single shift I'd have to swap an entire week and nobody will give up mornings for lates - plus if I was on mornings drinking is out of the question.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:58,
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fuckin yay for this....
and quite possibly the only person other than Bruce who could have palyed the role!
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:12,
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Especially given
that Bruce played Elvis in that Bubba Ho-tep movie...
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Seven years, eh?
I can't believe I've wasted so much of my life here. EXCELLENT!
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:41,
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Christ
indeed 7 years !
My b'day is coming up in a couple of weeks.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:43,
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My b'day is coming up in a couple of weeks.
[heheh,
awesome!
I took the hair and stuck it on their heads!
lost the pic though! ;)
Edit: no I haven't:
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:58,
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I took the hair and stuck it on their heads!
lost the pic though! ;)
Edit: no I haven't:
]]
Yay
Gotta love the erasurehead
I remember seeing an old version around 7 years ago, possibly longer. That always made me want to do my own.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:40,
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I remember seeing an old version around 7 years ago, possibly longer. That always made me want to do my own.
according to the courts no..
but there is a video of him doing it with a 15 year old girl.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:35,
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now now
he is more then just a nonce, he is a dick head as well
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:36,
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well this is england was also taken. in unrelated news: there was a HUGE sale at the seams and dodgy smudging effects store, so I got plenty spare, even after using these.
/shuffles off quietly to hull
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:24,
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/shuffles off quietly to hull
a film poster challenge you say?
what's left of my mind has well and truly been boggled.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:29,
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hehe, thanks
couldn't make this without a random text bit at the end.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:14,
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It's on his back
I didn't want to make a big point of drawing it, because thats what everyone does :)
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:24,
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wooooo!
i'm currently making my way through heretics of dune, guiltily because i'm supposed to be working
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:33,
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YES!!! WOO!
that is fuckin amazing thanks! nice choice of fremen too! *clicks*
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:29,
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Oh, the humanity!
cbeebies have been baby-sitting my kid for me all day.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:14,
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cbeebies have been baby-sitting my kid for me all day.
HAHAHA!
That got a massive LOL out of me! :D
*edit* I shall start a rally for this to be FPed!!
RAH! RAH! RAH!
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:16,
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*edit* I shall start a rally for this to be FPed!!
RAH! RAH! RAH!
Cheers!
This helped convince my kids that the PinkyPonk hadn't crashed.
:D
Edit: but now we're stuck ..... arghhhhh!
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:22,
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:D
Edit: but now we're stuck ..... arghhhhh!
Children's programme.
Unintentionally funny and camp, and extremely relaxing to watch.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:25,
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if your hole in the ground lacks chasm
does that make it a sar - lack pit?
*runs for coat*
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:18,
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*runs for coat*
also known in the ancient Akkadian as "kok-sore" or "chasm or sar"
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:13,
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sorry to tj but
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7976192.stm
I assume the bbc are taking the piss, illustrating a story about happy endings with a magenta castle spunking fireworks?!
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:13,
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I assume the bbc are taking the piss, illustrating a story about happy endings with a magenta castle spunking fireworks?!
nah, they just demonstrating the evil hate filled platter of misery that is disney
:D
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