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# A bit of silly

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:37, archived)
# new nork, new nork!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Limerick compo..next week!!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:39, archived)
# I dunno?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Terrible horrific pun compo?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Grr
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)
# mmmmm, boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)
# hahaha!!
lovely silliness with boobage!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Did it win "Breast in class"?
And what's "Bazooma/s"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:45, archived)
# ha ha ha Bristols!
you silly type :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha :) Three norks you say...
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
# CRONK! CRONK! CRONK! CRONK! CRONK! CRONK! CRONK! CRONK! CRONK! CRONK! CRONK! CRONK! CRONK!


Obey The Cronk.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:33, archived)
# pffft what?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Did he come back?
Do I give a fuck if he came back??
Does anyone give a fuck if he came back???
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:36, archived)
# CRONK SAVED MY LIFE
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:37, archived)
# erm...
RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Only repost in Cronklike threads.

Well hes a star, though not all that popular
(I helped save b3ta! Rails [*·:·], Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
# HAIL CRONK!
HAIL! HAIL! HAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
# right
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Imagine yourself on your knees, hands in the air like the DVD cover for "Platoon"
yelling, "CROOOOONNNNNNKKKK"
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)
# TJ
Is anyone watching that thing on BBC about the RSPCA?

I don't know why I'm asking this but; what the fuck is wrong with people? Is anyone else worried that these pissbastards can breed humans as well?
(Guizmeaux, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)
# no
can you summarise? i want to be angry too
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)
# I'm not angry. I'm sad, because I *expect* this sort of thing now.
Summary: Most people suck. They're lazy and will do anything to dodge responsibility.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Have i missed the birth of a meme?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] OMG


Odds on for the web sherriff making an appearance soon?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Hahaha, look at his little japseye
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Little?
LITTLE?!

I'm fearing for my life here woman o_0
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Im a man! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)
# But you have a bee icon surely that's feminine
/debate about my badger icon being masculine blog
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)
# I have a racoon
The only animal with a bone in its penis.

Apparently. I haven't checked.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:36, archived)
# So...how come you're not in the club?
*suspiciouses*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:41, archived)
# THATS A BADGER?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Yeah right, honey!
xx
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)
# honey, honey
doo do do do
ah, sugar sugar
doo do do do
you are my randy girl
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:33, archived)
# And you've got me
wanking you.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
# go ahead
I won't fight
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)
# The fact that you have the underpants icon really sells this reply.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Manly pance!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Oh please
I call half the fellas on here 'lady' or 'miss' or some other variation, why is this suddenly being taken as me thinking you female?!

I even put a note in my profile about it a couple of years ago!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:37, archived)
# You tell him, Fella!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Haha, thanks boss
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)
# *points at sig*
Yeah, me too.

I went for an interview for a depressingly basic level job today, I'll probably get offered a position but after the intial 'YEAH, that went well :D' feeling had worn off I was left thinking that I'd really thought I'd be a bit higher by now.

That said, I've got a 2nd interview on Friday for an excellent job, but tbh anywhere that has 3 interviews to decide is probably going to have ample time to find a reason not to employ me!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)
# I should really start applying for some...
I think that's my main problem

Good luck with interview tho! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Thanks!
Good luck with...getting around to it ;)
I was off for weeks before I got around to it (though there were other circumstances. Kinda), it's actually been about 6 weeks of applying for stuff and attending interviews now. Phew.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)
# he just wants to be hugged
h tugged
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Doesnt everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Anyone know the technical term for japseye?
Anyone? ...Anyone?!?
(Ikea Boy, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)
# It was on that program last night!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:28, archived)
# rhymes with Wheatus
(if "Whea" has two syllables)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Wheeatus
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:32, archived)
# a mangina?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Don't think so.
I seriously don't know though...
My biology minded friend said its just called the opening of the urethra, but I wanted something more exciting sounding.
(Ikea Boy, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:32, archived)
# meatus
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meatus
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:32, archived)
# lol
ta
(Ikea Boy, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:34, archived)
# haha! I never knew that
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Hahah, nicely sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:24, archived)
# :D ta!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)
# I've come out of lurkage to say well done sir
you made me do a train LOL

woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)
# one of the best kinds of lol!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
# it was more of a sort of wierd snort sound
I just wrote LOL to be down wit' kids

actually - more of a schnarf than a snort
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Snart? :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=leiy043C_Uo
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Commuter lol
Get a proper job! :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)
# i don't commute haha
I'm on my way darn sowf - 1st class don't you know *doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:37, archived)
# arf
a boyfriend for Madge Genta:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Mind If I Drop This Here Please? (N.W.I.O.T.) Was Gonna Compo it but it ain't music related.
De-RIS:- Impregnated Jamie lynn Spears, Bristol Palin & if u dunno who Alfie Patten is by now, then crawl back under yer rock.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)
# surely it should just be the head that's that purple...?
no?

*medicates*
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:32, archived)
# The web sherrif can suck a bag of hot fuck.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:37, archived)
# that's the spirit!
'cracks open rum'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Surely everyone's favourite popstar, non?


Click for bigger (163 kb)
(muchobenny A virgin in horror., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Started off with one or two ideas inspired by other posts...
...then my lack of actual hummus caught up with me.

Seamless Productions present:



I would, however, pay actual cash money to see this.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Clicks
and HAPPY CANDLES DAY
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)
# all I can see in that picture is breasts
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)
# You've seen the film then?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)
# who hasn't
There are 3 tits thing that picture
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)
# DAAAAANCIIIIIIINNNGGGGG
WIIIITH TEEEEARS IN MMYYYYYY EYYYYEEESSSSS
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)
# hahahahaha
sort of good in an i dont know why way
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# russ meyer films ftw! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# haha
that's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Haha!!
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:32, archived)
# This means nothing to me.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)
# THE CURE
IS IN NO PILL

LOOK UNDER
THE WINDOWSILL
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)
# cooooooooooooooool
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:41, archived)
[challenge entry] What have I ?......what have I?.....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Don't forget to c it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Or not. I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Pet shop boys....actually was their second album

Third if you count Disco.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry] posted this last week...

...no-one liked it then, so i doubt if it'll be liked now :(....but fuck it!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)
# haha
this is good

(click)

I think a lot of whether something is considered funny or not is all down to timing on b3ta and also having the username HappyToast helps ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)
# oooh ta
all hope is restored...have a girlie mwah!!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Mwah back at yer
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# yup and I can remember seeing it back then
and I'm sure I clicked I like it.

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)
# are you stan?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Me?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# it was straining and at the puneage, I thought it was you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Sir, you flatter me.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)
# *jumps on Stan*
There. Flatter still.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Oi! I'm not a bouncy castle!!
..Unless you listen to popular belief!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)
# no but i'm from cakeburglaristan if that helps
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)
# grrrrrrrrrr
a couple days ago I was looking at a sauce image and Beau D'or posts using it; i was just looking at that image thinking how to 'shop it and you post this

my life is recursive

but most woo to you, tis fab
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# This is kewel!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:16, archived)
# nice one
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)
# This will probably get lost at the start of a new compo but


Cheap and slightly seamy.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# That man is marvel to medical science
How he isn't dead yet, we will never know
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)
# I saw him (and the rest of The Pogues) at Brixton last year.
Someone launched a plastic bottle at him.
It landed in his coat pocket, and he didn't notice for about two tracks.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)
# hahahaha :D
woo the pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)
# ta muchly
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Satan is putting off meeting him.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)
# All the sex with virile young things
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)
# now i can't stand football........


...but this I like...well done newcastle for embracing feminism!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmm
she-raaaa.....
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:03, archived)
# she's let herself go a bit to be fair
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)
# always second to cheetara anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Now there was a cartoon character that could turn you furry
I'd have licked her militant lesbian styled head.
I did not get panthera and cheetara mixed up into one sexy muscle bound lesbinum cartoon character for a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)
# For once a football post on b3ta I get
Only because I listened to the news today.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:03, archived)
# I am a bit ashamed for posting it
as i hate the stupid game with a vengeance....but all those morons shouting She-raaa did tickle me
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# I thought rats jumped from sinking ships?

not onto them
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# I hope he does badly and becomes their worse manager ever
I would be happy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)
# She-ra is to manly compared to Shearer
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Someone was bound to do it...


it might as well be me

nings!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:50, archived)
# "pop goes.."
So no folk?

yey @ ur pitchur
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:56, archived)
# teh Quo? folk?
to Tattooine with you!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)
# THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING.
Folk isn't Pop therefore I clearly would be IN BREACH OF THE RULES should I submit anything.

OH FUCKL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Screw the rules, man, screw the rules!
Folk it up, and be damned!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry] k
 ___________
| FOLK      |
| the       |
| challenge |
|           |
|     o/    |
|    /|     |
|     |\    |
|___________|
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)
# you're all folked up
uh huh huh!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Only done a gazillion or so times :)
Although my photoshop efforts tonight are lacking in what is known locally as "hummus". Did a pic of Rick Wakeman as Gandalf and it looks awful, even by my standards.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:59, archived)
# I apologise!
I bet it hasn't bindun with a head banging eagle before?

hehe
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)
# whatever i want,
whatever i need

pfffttt....
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:01, archived)
[challenge entry] allow me to pearostforcompo here...

(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)
# hahha
I remember this - brilliants!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Needs more Francis
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# There may be Quo tomorrow...
(I helped save b3ta! hmmm cheese, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)
# I don't quite get this compo.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:44, archived)
# I know what you mean
I'm struggling to think of something that could be considered funny where I'd shop some of my music heros into films - *shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:47, archived)
# But while your here....
You being Local...
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19027
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Yeah I saw it but work might stop me being able to attend
but I'll have a look later on see what I have.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Do you have to do what shift you are given?
I'll ask for an early shift, then a late shift on the Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Yeah we are ruled by the working hours directive
we can't drive a late shift one day and then switch to a morning shift the next - which pretty much means every other Sunday when going from lates to earlies we have to have a day off. So I couldn't swap a single shift I'd have to swap an entire week and nobody will give up mornings for lates - plus if I was on mornings drinking is out of the question.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)
# I see your point.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Yay Ian Curtis will always be an Angel to me :)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:45, archived)
# MOVIE POSTERS YAY. MOVIE POSTER CHALLENGE YAY
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:46, archived)
# UH HUH. UH HUH! YEAH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Hallo!
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)
# haha :)
Good Elvis,Bad Elvis I'm the guy with the gun!
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:45, archived)
# fuckin yay for this....
and quite possibly the only person other than Bruce who could have palyed the role!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Especially given
that Bruce played Elvis in that Bubba Ho-tep movie...
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)
# haha
still dead then?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Erasurehead


/my favourite band
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)
# YES!
Clicks and clicks HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)
# happy candling day
and woo to this pic too
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Seven years, eh?
I can't believe I've wasted so much of my life here. EXCELLENT!
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Christ
indeed 7 years !
My b'day is coming up in a couple of weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:43, archived)
# happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)
# fucking excellent
and isn't Wild! still a good album?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)
#
That and Chorus are my all time faves.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Definately!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:40, archived)
# [alrighty sir!]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:01, archived)
# yep
Dont forget the circus and the innocents!
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# haha superb :)
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Hahaha! Ace.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)
# I TRIED TO DISCOVER
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO MAKE IT SWEEETAHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:40, archived)
# haha uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)
# [heheh,
awesome!

I took the hair and stuck it on their heads!
lost the pic though! ;)

Edit: no I haven't:
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(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Yes! Superb.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Yay
Gotta love the erasurehead

I remember seeing an old version around 7 years ago, possibly longer. That always made me want to do my own.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Don't be silly
Charlie Brooker was never a member!
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
[challenge entry] er...
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)
# haha O_O

oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)
# He's got some balls, that guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:30, archived)
# hahaha
he uses his cock to shut them up, hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Is he a nonce?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:33, archived)
# according to the courts no..
but there is a video of him doing it with a 15 year old girl.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Ah!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)
# playing monopoly
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)
#
lol. I bet he was the car
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)
# he was cleared, I believe, of having sex with a minor
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:36, archived)
# but he wasn't cleared of have sex with a sharp
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)
# I'll pretend I get that
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)
# In a flat?




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)
# ohhhhhhhh
I hit a bum note there
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Diminshed!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:40, archived)
# yep near a major road
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:40, archived)
# it was very
"natural". get it LOL?

:s
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)
# now now
he is more then just a nonce, he is a dick head as well
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Yeah but, I already knew that!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)
# this
is true
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliantly done!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:34, archived)
# haha :)
...just a young looking 13 year old honest!
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:34, archived)
#
if you do a whole class you get to add their ages up
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)
[challenge entry] well this is england was also taken. in unrelated news: there was a HUGE sale at the seams and dodgy smudging effects store, so I got plenty spare, even after using these.



/shuffles off quietly to hull
(venort apparently exists, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Ah
I think I see the colour of this compo's knickers
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:25, archived)
# ooh
what colour? orange?
(venort apparently exists, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:26, archived)
# unwashed?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:26, archived)
# "washed everything together on boil wash" grey
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:27, archived)
# a film poster challenge you say?
what's left of my mind has well and truly been boggled.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Well on that bombshell, I'm orf home
Seeya later, sexybuns
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:31, archived)
# cheese colour?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:27, archived)
# i'll take a vowel please Carol
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Nice end bit :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:35, archived)
# hehe, thanks
couldn't make this without a random text bit at the end.
(venort apparently exists, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Stilgar


Click for bigger (71 kb)
For Op
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)
# nice.
very nice.
(venort apparently exists, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Yes.
no Crysknife?,

EDIT- oh hang on, wrist sheath?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:23, archived)
# It's on his back
I didn't want to make a big point of drawing it, because thats what everyone does :)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:24, archived)
# oh hai
want to have some dusty desert sex?

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:23, archived)
# the spice must flow!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Especially the pepper
I like pepper!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:29, archived)
# wooooo!
i'm currently making my way through heretics of dune, guiltily because i'm supposed to be working
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:33, archived)
# YES!!! WOO!
that is fuckin amazing thanks! nice choice of fremen too! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Oh, the humanity!

cbeebies have been baby-sitting my kid for me all day.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:14, archived)
# this needs a click
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)
# HAHAHA!
That got a massive LOL out of me! :D

*edit* I shall start a rally for this to be FPed!!

RAH! RAH! RAH!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)
# I love this.
LOVE it. It's perfect.

(Guizmeaux, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)
# hahahah amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)
# hahaha
I wish that would happen
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)
# this some animanated tv series or something?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)
# The scariest most trippy kids TV show since Telly Tubbies,
srzly!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIxrNHfyl48
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:24, archived)
# NinkyNonk?
sounds like some rubbish racist slang from the 50's
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)
# I always think it sounds like slang for a paedophile
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Cheers!
This helped convince my kids that the PinkyPonk hadn't crashed.

:D

Edit: but now we're stuck ..... arghhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Children's programme.
Unintentionally funny and camp, and extremely relaxing to watch.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:25, archived)
# To the Sar-chasm!
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)
# ha ha ha
*wishes that I had a Sar-chasm*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:11, archived)
# if your hole in the ground lacks chasm
does that make it a sar - lack pit?


*runs for coat*
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)
# poor scoff
he was a worthy opponent
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:11, archived)
# :O!!!!
NOT THE SAR-CHASM!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:12, archived)
# also known in the ancient Akkadian as "kok-sore" or "chasm or sar"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)
# sorry to tj but
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7976192.stm

I assume the bbc are taking the piss, illustrating a story about happy endings with a magenta castle spunking fireworks?!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)
# nah, they just demonstrating the evil hate filled platter of misery that is disney
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)
# if the shoe fits
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)
# spunk in it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)
# You're a wise man
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
Top punnage :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)

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