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# A cool dude terrorises Westminster
Under new terror legislations I could be arrested for taking this photograph.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Doctor Who 2009 Christmas special spoiler
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Don't be silly.
Doctor Who's special effects aren't that good.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# BOGGLE?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# DEFINATELY
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# haha i cant work him out
is he a giant iron with an angry face or is that his foot
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Haha, it was supposed to be his sole but now I'm gonna say giant angry worm foot.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# It looks like a giant stream of wee
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Those are both feet
he is leaning backwards, keep-on-trucking style.
The sole of his foot has an angry face for extra crushing power.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# ANGRY STOMPERS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Now all I can think of is shouting "PLUS ONE!"
And then repeatedly stamping on ants.

I shall go and do this now.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# you called sir?
(MP3J part2, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# hahaha
this is making me laugh far too much
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# I say fuck 'em.
Policemen will be told in no uncertain terms to go fuck themselves if they ever come near myself and my camera demanding to take my property from me.
There is still no legislation in force that stops you taking pictures in public and on public property.
Even the Parliament square and Trafalgar square restrictions only apply to commercial or business use of photographs.

There isn't even a law about photographing stranger's kiddies on the beach but it might get more than your camera broke.

Still fuck the police they have no rights of seizure here.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# And that, mu'lord, is how my photograph collection of naked kids on the beech came to be.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# haha :D
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# late night confession booth antics!
is your sig a Cure or Pacman reference?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# "I can't stop fucking priests!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# no one can stop them
they are unstoppable

on that note I'm off to make food
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Forgive me rob
for I have vectored

Edit: It's a Buddhist reference.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Are there power pills in Buddhism?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# No.
Apparently there's nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# yummy
I'd confess in her box
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# at first i saw the face
but now i see a map of an island and I CANT STOP SEEING IT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Aye that be Face Island
ye can just glimpse it if ye stand at the Northernmost point of Shoulder Atoll
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Many a cursed adventurer set foot on Face Island.
aint never seen one come back. Except Tim. But he aint fit to talk no more.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# that's because...
HE NO LONGER HAS A FACE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# *horror chords*
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# but, you should see him dance!
*BOW CHIKKA WOW**BOW CHIKKA WOW**BOW CHIKKA WOW**BOW CHIKKA WOW*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Is that near Nobikini Atoll?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Are you some kind of poet?
Are you gay or something?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# That's funny
I was just looking at www.ratemycorpsepaint.com
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)
# gone done an arting


Click for bigger (48 kb)
barnsdale mountains, isle of skye
(I helped save b3ta! octopus footwear raaa, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Blimey
How do you draw on graph paper and not want to follow the lines :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# very nice :D
i like
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I WANT LIMES!!!!1!!!
(MP3J part2, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# NO! NO LIMES!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# That's an apple
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# well spotted
that's why she's upset
(MP3J part2, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# heh, nice action
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# DENIED
apples are better than limes anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# no one truly wants limes
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Id rather limes than zalgo
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# WHAT?!
are you mad? how else can one enjoy a gin and tonic without the magic dash of lime? hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
# that isn't a lime
that's an additional flavour enhancing substance
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# squeeeezed
fresh lime is fresh
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Controversial
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# LIMES YOU SAY
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/site/lime/


oh god lets not have this starting again
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Dear god please nooooo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Sweet, I wondered where that went :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# And I didnt realise how many were contained in one fabulous evening :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# :( mine is not on there
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# ooo yay!
one of mine is

it's still loading tho
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Needs more limes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# LIMES MOTHERFUCKERS!



There may be more :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# There's no may about it :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# maybe I should remove these images
as the list o limes has them all
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# HELLO
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Oh Hai
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# well, isn't he a cheerful little......thing.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# "John Danvers.
I've come to make you a business proposition."
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# top mouse undertaker action
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)
# HAI THERE INSPECTOR GADGET CATFIEND
oh it's a rabbit pardon me
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# haha
any animal i draw that isnt a cat is just a cat with a minor tweak. big nose? it's a dog! long ears? now it's a rabbit! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Hey there :D
lully fella with long legs
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# hello, tall creepy rabbit
please don't kill me
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# if you're seeing him it means you're already dead
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Hello there Bunny Burton.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Ive been vectoring
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Riminds me of that new jumpy runny game on the ps3
for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Mirrors edge?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# *snaps fingers*
That would be the one
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I really liked the demo of it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# ripley?
newt?
alice?
something tells me i shall be watching aliens and resident evil tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# im watching aliens as we speak!
cos of this ace image
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# is it the director's cut?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# yes it is
we're in the pipe five by five
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# where's the damn beacon?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Awright! I want a nice clean dispersal this time.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# somebody wake up hicks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Game over, man!
Game over!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# gridcocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# awww
Plenum Cat is wondering where that sulfur vapor is comi....

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Heh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# i like that very much
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# I'll stop now.....


....maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# I challenge you all to a game of find Hitler
Go on wikipedia, hit random article, whoever can get to Hitler's article in the fewest clicks wins.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
TO WIKIPEDIA!

EDIT: I got to 50 and got bored. Curiously, in that time I went to 3 articles about specific bishops.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Achtung
Fail.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# *plays*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# 6 clicks
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Some celine dion song
Some candain bloke
quebec
french
France
Germany
Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Thomas de Morley, 4th Baron Morley
Calais
France
Blitzkrieg
Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Tom Rees (rugby player born 1913)
1938 British Lions tour to South Africa
1938
Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# OK
Waterman family - List of United States political families - Roosevelt family - Franklin D. Roosevelt - Adolf Hitler
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Three clicks.
Timaukel
2002
Germany
Adolf Hilter

I feel that the use of the 2002 page counts as cheating, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# 3 Clicks
Gunasena Galappatty
Russia
Nazi Germany
Adolf Hitler
(funkatron, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Sheesh, 4 clicks
Tanuku > India > United Nations > Germany > Adolf Hitler

I feel that using Germany as a route to Hitler is a bit too easy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# got fed up after 26
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# 5 from Peter Fahy
Greater Manchester Police
Volkswagon Transporter
Volkswagon
Germany
HItler
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)
# 2 clicks!
Guitar Hero: Metallica
Europe
Adolf Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! deathsquirrel Oh dear., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Oh, while it was loading I was thinking Cricketpedia.... :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# So was I.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Foolish boy! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# needs more ewok
and a lot less cricket! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Ewoks?

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# if you'll stop
i'll carry on ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Topical reincarnation time
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# good afternoon!
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Noon Sir!
How does it go?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)
# belated reply ---
--- but it goes fine, ta.

we're preparing all sorts of things to move back to the UK in the summer.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
# mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# actually
that does indeed look like a mate's mum. she's a star...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# is your mate strangely deformed?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)
# ...sings La Traviata
(MP3J part2, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# what in blazes?
that dog is a tenor, isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# a tenor? that's cheap
obviously a mutt.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)
# MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICTOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# argh it's that woman again
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# How is it she is also on every Dutch channel?
It's not like we're not shitbombed with x-factor and idols and holland's got talent and the like
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)
# I found a load of Chinese people discussing her on some shady corner of the internet earlier.
edit: here

One says "Beautiful, I don't know what the song means, but she is singing with her heart."

WRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Are you expecting me to read that?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# alien gothic :D


also 100% made with a laptop pressure pad mouse thingy!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)
# YES!
this is the best one of these i have seen! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)
# cheers - got a bit
bored over easter :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Terrific :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)
# than you sir!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
# I don't think I have ever seen this image being used before..

* Runs......
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
# hahahaha
well i was off line at it was on my computer - so boredom * time and inlaws = manipping old paintings :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)
# i like making alien pics, I made myself into an alien, but i can't find the pic at the moment.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)
# i wrote an alien
tutorial for photoshop creative :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
#
here we go, vanity shop
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)
# hehehehe
nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)
# i especially like
...the addition of the 'BZZZZT!' things in the pitchfork :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)
# hahahaa
bzzzzt is the exact word for it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)
# awsome stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# thank you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Lovely stuff, sir
There's still some life in the old meme eh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# cheers
its a wonderful painting :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# What Mediocre said.
Wonderful :)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)
# :)
thank ya! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# nice one.
aliens are fun.



Click for bigger (187 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# thats very nice sir!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)
# :D loves
it!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Haha
nothing's perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)
# ooooooor
does EVERYTHING have aspects of perfection


mmmmmmm, mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# everything is always perfect
If not, the universe would quickly disintegrate.
This is the truth.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)
# i've got specks of tomato sauce if that counts
i should wash this jumper one day, but its smell is so comforting
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Heh.
Define "attain", or maybe "instant". Incomprehensible box is untrustworthy.
Edit: I suppose it could be like a really long bout of amnesia, on recovery from which you get the impression of having been asleep until the end of the universe, by which point you have learnt everything and become some kind of singularity. You wouldn't remember the process of learning it all, though (which would have taken place inside the box somehow), so that would be imperfect.
Or I suppose another possibility is that the world around us is vastly misleading, and the truth about everything there is to know is really very simple, and all the box does is give the game away by means of revealing a kind of cosmic spoiler. In which case I suppose the right choice is to press it. Somehow I think lingering doubts about the apparent importance of all the complexity around us might take a long time to work out, though. Like, millennia.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Incomprehensible box is incomprehensible!
The idea of perfection should be repulsive to all of us. Its the little flaws which inspire and exite, only evil would make such a hollow offering. :D

The box could be offering perfection in the form of beautiful darkness, complete non existance, death. Or maybe a sea of jaffa cakes...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I don't think perfect *should* be repulsive, since we constantly seek improvements as if we were aiming at something.
But it would leave us with nothing to do, which would be awkward. Nothing to think about, even. Ouch.
Still, I'm going to soldier on in the direction of things improving, for want of any better ideas. If I become perfect I'll just have to deal with it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# perfection is relative to opinion and point of view
and is unmeasurable really. I love it when religouse folk refer to god as perfect. Thats just grand that is! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Ah well
I'm an objectivist, and you're apparently not. I don't think we need to know anything about perfection for it to exist.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# quite.
im just reading about objectivism on wiki, never heard the term until today. Interesting... :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# They seem to call it "philosophical reaslism" instead.
Ha, "realism is contrasted with anti-realism." It's probably more fun being an anti-realist. Might explain Catnipppp.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Oh shut up....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# wikipaedia?
wikopaedia?
wikipaedoa?

etc :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Is that cry of bindun then?
Oh well....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# no, or maybe, not sure
generally in my opinion it doesn't matter. If you're ripping someone else off yes, but when it's an innocent mindpiss, hurrah for likeminded people, I'm rambling now aren't I
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
No worries :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)
# oh oh oh do wankipedia next! lol!
edit: nope exists, www.wankipedia.co.uk/
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
What? the Steam Engine was discovered in Britain by Fisty Grimbo in 1386

Fisty Grimbo was obsessed by the need for Steel and discovered the Steam Engine whilst on retreat in Iraq recovering from a serious bout of Swollen Glands .
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)
# oh that's odd, it's a different name as i read it:
the Steam Engine was discovered in Britain by Oswald Macpeadophile in 1257

Oswald Macpeadophile was obsessed by the need for KY Jelly and discovered the Steam Engine whilst on retreat in Wales recovering from a serious bout of Swollen Glands .

i guess it changes with refresh.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# so it appears :)
Steel was found in Britain by Tristan Bognor in 1945

Tristan Bognor was obsessed by the need for Beer and discovered Steel whilst on retreat in Kosovo recovering from a serious bout of Elephantis of the Gonads
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# :S
Mud was discovered in Britain by Darkie Scunthorpe in 1738

Darkie Scunthorpe was obsessed by the need for Oxygen and discovered Mud whilst on retreat in Kosovo recovering from a serious bout of Elephantis of the Gonads .
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Air was discovered in Britain by Oswald Saxe-coburg in 1042
Oswald Saxe-coburg was obsessed by the need for Longbow and discovered Air whilst on retreat in Iraq recovering from a serious bout of Elephantis of the Gonads .

I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# I was also gonna chuck Geoffrey Leonard in there for you,
but I figured most people wouldn't have a clue who he was :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)
# robinson isn't a nonce though.
edit: BASTARD!! edit: ok...nit!

who the hell is this new bloke...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Apologies, edited.
I meant Geoffrey Leonard, not Robinson. My head was going spazzy....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)
# oh that guy.
i had to google him, can't say i'm familar with the names. Dolly Dun and Denis Ferguson are probably better know in aus.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Not heard of those two.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Dunn is probably the most high profile of them
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_'Dolly'_Dunn
there was a big media brewhaha over his trial.

Ferguson was convicted and eventually released, but following release he has be driven out of several suburbs by unhappy mobs with baseball bats and pitchforks.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)
# i like it when i can see the joke coming from a mile off
and it delivers.
makes me feel clever :)

nice
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# HEH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# i'm dissapointed langham isnt in 'in the loop'
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# He was terrific in The Thick of It.
Still, he is a paedo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)
# "Bring back our plucky British paedophiles."
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Yes!
Paedophilia needs a bit more stiff upper lip!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)
# You missed out townshend
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# I was tempted to put him in,
but then I thought nah, I like The Who :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)
# he wasn't convicted either but the situation was all a little odd.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)
# IT WAS LOW AGED BECAUSE IT WAS
FOR A FUCKING GAME BOOK!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)
# yeah i got to say i thought it was a bit fishy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)
# BOGGLE
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahah
Brilliant

He was blatently drunk wasnt he
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Maybe he just shits in a green toilet regularly.
Whilst people watch.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Probably :)
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)
# I am confused....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)
# iSketch last night
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Ah I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Jackson's not technically a paedo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Yeah, sure he isn't :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)
# riiiiiiiight...
and technically, I am not a serial killer
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)
# never let the facts get in the way
we know he done it cos he's quite odd and it was on the telly //have your say 101
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# haha!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)
# I'd have gone with wikipaedia myself
and I keep reading the 'unseen character' bit as 'unseen cancer'
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Pfft!
To be honest with you, that didn't even cross my mind as an option :) Also, not as obvious, what with that being the way Wikipedia should be spelled anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# I've used it on here several times to refer to wikipedia ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Allons-y
Donna_Noble_Skwirrelized

source: www.sxxxy.org/2008/06/catherine-tate-aka-donna-noble-from-dr.html#links
caution! Extra souce.

I have realised that when I convert it to a jpg hours of fluff making around the edges turns into seamy pixilated shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)
# yiff yiff.
edit and that doesn't look like tate to me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I think the jpeg problem is somewhat overshadowed by the subject matter being shitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)
# If only they had dubbed over her
and also replaced her with a different actress.
and then maybe incinerated the remains and blasted them into space. actually perhaps thats a bit harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# I meant the lame animal fetish.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# oh ok
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)
# 4chan is for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# no
edit : 7000th post
thanks for your kind words
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# congrats on your BRN
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
# heh
what is a BRN?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
#
Big Round Number!
I think it's a b3ta-only abbreviation
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# ahh
I see, super!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Never heard of it

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)
# here you go
b3ta.com/search/board?q=BRN
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)
# it doesn't look lame, it's not limping or anything. but maybe a quick trip to the vets is in order...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)
# why
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# would anyone want to see catherine tate naked?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# And it's not even her.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# i wouldn't mind. even better would be with a ball gag.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)
# those arnt real
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# well spotted
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# :( blocked in dubai
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# well,
it certainly could not be blocked due to a high instance of fleshtones.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I think that you are very good at this photoshop deelie.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)
# ...Beware
Symbol is alien
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I am websheriff, and you have been very very nawty.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)
# artist formally known as prince
is alien
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)
# BOW BEFORE ZOD!
zod sod
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# *websherrifs*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# beware the web babylon!
:D


(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] hmm, candyfloss


probably should include a ris: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturn_Devouring_His_Son
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# COCK FLOSS!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# ^ That Candyfloss look a bit like a penis, only a lot smaller?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)
# this has not gone to plan
damn b3ta magenta cocks
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)
# COCKAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# COCK
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# it's a fluffy goya.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)
# *gives you a hug*
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)
# *caresses your arse*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# *never does this again*
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)
# *wanders off to be depressed elsewhere*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)
# learning is fun!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)
# what that I shouldn't grope people when they hug me?
when did I last get a hug? *thinks* 27th of feb 2008.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Hah, I got one on May 31st 2008.
In your face disgustingly hairy man!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# i'm trying to remember the last time i got snogged.
which I'm guessing was the 11 of may 2007. Could have been the 18th but i don't think it was.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)
# well you've just played right into his trap
trl
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)
# that's lovely :D
much woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)
# he's ripping apart some man's cock!
call an authority!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)
# TASTY
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)
# clearly a cock.
clock.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I was working on the same painting yesterday
all I could come up with was bacon and it didn't grab me...

(BTW, my college art history teacher resembled that Saturn very much - massive giggles erupted in the class every time he showed that slide.)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# I'll Kneecap You Butler.............
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Ian Fat Boy Pearce, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# You deleted that why?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# someone burnt the original one
he had to get another
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# NOTHING EVER GOES MISSING INDEFINITELY!
b3ta.com/board/9373139
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# OMG PULLED OUT OF THE ETHER OF TH EINTRNNRALST!
edit: I'm feeling hungry

dunno what to have

what should I have?

everything is either tinned or frozen, there's nothing I can just grab and nibble on, this makes me sad
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# I have nothing to nibble on either
I think I shall visit the shop and by some bread
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# i just had a sausage baguette,
coz I am posh like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# a sausage baguette= hotdog?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)
# and he thinks he's posh?
tragic
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Erm no,
a HotDog would be with a Frankfurter, not a normal sausage would it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# the hotdog is a contenious issue.
and a frankfurter is a sausage, you made no qualifications about the type of sausage.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Hence why I just said normal sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)
# yes but a normal sausage isn't really a definition
since across countries the normal sausage and cultures could be very different. Unless you mean a normal sausage, which is a sausage perpendicular to a curve or surface. lolrofls. :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
# I am like the Internets very own
Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased)!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# oh my god, he's dead!
*steals wallet*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I'm not going to give a witty reply or post a new funny image because this may get deleted.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# ZING!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Is that a Cardiff bus?
Old skool Cardiff bus.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Am I the only person whos read this properly??
(Golden_guns247, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Melt in the mouth?
Also I got a phone interview! Woo! : D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Well done :D
Who for?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Reckitt Benckiser
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Nicely.
Well best of luck!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Chance for your to put that phone sex voice into practice!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# The email saying I got it was from an "emma" so.... we'll see,
no bombs mind!

rape
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Results 1 - 10 of about 32,800 for "Reckitt Benckiser" bombs
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# That's some awesome font matching
on that full stop there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# well its not my fault...
I think the designer must be b3tan, I saw it in store and the idea just jumped!


...also I had teh fear about posting un-edited...
(Golden_guns247, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# He was taking the piss out of you
for posting some shite "LOOK WHAT I FOUND ON THE INTERNETS"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Congrats...
youre a twat.
(Golden_guns247, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# this makes me sad because of the last person i talked to about imodium.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
[challenge entry] no downlink... ooo pretty!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Challenging!
Also have this


Managed to shave further filesize off it thanks to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Humans - Spayce: 0 - 1

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# You're twisted.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh the huge manatee!
(Daddy Massive, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
# *sticks on Led Zeppelin II*
*rocks out*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
and excuse my blatant pearoast for teh compo

(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Ha!
That's the funniest thing i've seen for days. I've been in hospital though. Not that that detracts...
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I also think this is funnier than watching piss and shit and blood and semen dripping from the ceiling.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# epic
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)
# *distributes spanging pans to everyone in the area*
*walks slowly toward Daddy Massive*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)
# this is a brilliant idea, but how can I be sure that my seal will not be zepplined during transit?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# seal? more like a manatee.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# yeah, i noticed. ah well.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Nicely.
TJ - I'm just learning how to make some animations in CS3. Any links to good tips for optimisation? Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Here you go....
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Cheers. Hmmm.
Is there a quick way to remove every second frame. That would be useful.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# scissors
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# I never thought of that.
But never mind I just realised I can re-import it into Potatoshop and select upload every second frame. Sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)
# on the time line click to select,
then press cntrl and click on the other ones you want to remove, then drag to the trash can icon
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Cheers, that is very good.
I tried pressing delete but it left a blank frame instead of removing it. This did not make me happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# all manatees are good with me
:)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
#
What an original idea...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# hum.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)
# hold on, what the...
farm4.static.flickr.com/3180/3020261300_bf0371f7f6.jpg

god bless you google.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)
# I WANT ONE!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# *orders seven*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
#
uh-huh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# :D
something to go on the cake envelope (not worth a new thread)

(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)
# *licks furiously*
...*feels sick*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# oh god oh god oh god oh god!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Yay for Hugh
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# This is good
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# oh yes
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# I have one of them what I did!


(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Pass The Dutchie 'Pon De Left Han' Side


Eez Ag O Bow?
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Don't forget to comp it
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Disasterous!
Not very Fluffy though
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Tut
Not that comp
*rolls eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Nope
Durr... Comp?
.. |
. V
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# What is this?
Day of the Noobs? Are we going to have to eat all the regulars?
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Only playing!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# I know
I wasn't having a go.

*nyoms*
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Peace Offering


have a Tibra
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Eating B3tards
Keeps you regular.
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# regularly mentally imbalanced
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)
# if there's anyone one that wants me to eat them out let me know eh
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# *unzips*
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)
# and what type of external genitalia am I looking at?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# aha
bit wide, but 70kb

(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)

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